[M4A] Offering Yourself to an Evil Vampire [Depressed Listener][CW: Suicide Ment.][Mean to Friendly]

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  • @caitlynlouisesumapig1307
    @caitlynlouisesumapig1307 Год назад +334

    Vamp: now one last time, who sent you?
    me: my depression

  • @calebsauter7674
    @calebsauter7674 Год назад +203

    Him: Lets talk over tea
    Me: DAMN IT I CAME TO DIE NOT TO GET THERAPY

  • @Vixenschuuring
    @Vixenschuuring Год назад +109

    "Let's chat over some tea"
    My first thought: "Please put poison in it"

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +29

      Why would a vampire poison their own food? 🥲

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Год назад +18

      @@TheGuyNotHigh for the extra 🌌spice🌌

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +22

      I thought that was what the adrenaline and cortisol were for 🤔

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring Год назад +15

      @@TheGuyNotHigh nahh poison is better, trust me😂😂

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 Год назад +158

    Him: "Collecting verious luxuries from around the world."
    Me: "You wouldn't happen to have the luxury of the will to live among all those, would you?"

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +30

      "Hm, I may have just what you're looking for" 🧛‍♂️

  • @o..Moon_lover..o
    @o..Moon_lover..o Год назад +173

    I told him to k¡ll me and and he wanna give me tea and therapy 💀

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +48

      Less messy. Smells better. Everyone's in a better mood too 😁

    • @anime.geek330
      @anime.geek330 Год назад +14

      Ikr, like bro this isn’t what I came here for😂😂

    • @rigure
      @rigure Год назад +11

      @@anime.geek330 I mean, I'll take it. Someone values my life? I have use to someone? I guess,I can give life another shot

    • @anime.geek330
      @anime.geek330 Год назад +6

      @@rigure nah. It’s been going on too long 😃 and I no longer trust people bc the person I trusted with all my trauma and issues called me pathetic and a bunch of other stuff

    • @rigure
      @rigure Год назад +5

      @@anime.geek330 Oh goodness, that's awful. Honestly though, in fantasy you KNOW they won't hurt you, cause they're not real. It's nice to at least imagine someone's there for you. Do you need me to send you a list of reasons to live by the way? I know it's stupid, but there's some really nice little things on there, that you can atleast enjoy from time to time. Like he said, I still have a goal. I haven't traveled yet and I need to go to Japan before anything, so I'm fine. But,I'm ofc worried for some people here. I don't know how old you are but I'd guess you're young enough to still have hope. They say that 30 is a year where lots of things change and usually if you're happy I think you get sadder but if you're not well life's supposed to get better, so I also have my hope on that... point is, I know life's a bitch and I'm not sure if I should really exist because I have no actual use, but I'm not ready to make an irreversible decision, so I really hope you won't either. I know they keep saying "it gets better" and it sounds like a load of BS but.. maybe just a little longer, the sun still shines and rain still calms me... so a little longer

  • @MysticGroveAudio
    @MysticGroveAudio Год назад +72

    I like to think the Count, in reality, is really sweet with his Thralls

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +22

      I mean, they're not hunters anymore, right? I could see it. Thank you for listening!

    • @MysticGroveAudio
      @MysticGroveAudio Год назад +20

      @@TheGuyNotHigh I can see him acting mean towards them when other Vampires around, but once they leave he probably turns around and is like "I am so sorry!! 🥺 You guys know I don't mean any of it!!"
      And thank you for making the audio :3

  • @deaththekid6820
    @deaththekid6820 Год назад +47

    "it would be wise to obey my orders when you're in my presence" and what are you gonna do? Kill me?

  • @LaonOfTheValley
    @LaonOfTheValley Год назад +192

    "My thralls have over 100 songs memorized..." - my guy sounds like he's advertising an mp3 player from the early 2000s 😔
    also great work as usual!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +21

      Thank you so much! Maybe, but the sound quality is significantly better 🎹

    • @ObeyMeF.MCOfficial
      @ObeyMeF.MCOfficial Год назад +16

      The dead magicy people only have over 100 memorised? Pathetic. My brain is basically Spotify Premium.

  • @BunnyPonja
    @BunnyPonja Год назад +72

    I get food, shelter and a reason to live for my blood. Where i can sigh in ? 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +18

      Try your luck at your local vampire manor 😂

  • @AnGerBomB
    @AnGerBomB Год назад +16

    I like to imagine that even though he's known as evil, he's usually just an asshole at worst.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +12

      I'd say that's accurate, though I'd be pretty pissy if pretty much everyone who came to visit was trying to kill me 😅

  • @Rehehe_Barley
    @Rehehe_Barley 2 месяца назад +3

    Vamp: Move from that spot and you won't live to see the dawn, do you understand me?
    Me: *starts breakdancing across the room*

  • @ladysternchan
    @ladysternchan Год назад +70

    This is not Evil...
    He is so nice❤
    Again a great work❤❤

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +18

      Thank you so much! He really is probably a tsundere, even if he doesn't fit the typical trope.

  • @LarsonElle
    @LarsonElle Год назад +20

    “Open your pockets. Neow 😡”

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +12

      😾

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +10

      I thought that emoji was gonna look more angry than it does after I posted it 😆

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls 6 месяцев назад +1

      I've been playing too much slay the spire...
      (Neow is a character)

  • @kimsmeltzer6083
    @kimsmeltzer6083 Год назад +22

    this is...unexpectedly therapeutic.

  • @trystannwright4586
    @trystannwright4586 Год назад +23

    As somebody who deals with depression quite a bit I Really like this audio it's been very helpful thank you

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +7

      I really appreciate the feedback 😊 It's good to know I've been able to make your day a little better, thank you ❤

  • @llaurenhholmes1162
    @llaurenhholmes1162 Год назад +420

    I think you should make this into a series and have the vampire fall in love with the human and he becomes very protective of her in and at the end of the series he should have to turn her into a vampire after she tried to kill her self.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +147

      If I was the one with a talent for writing, I may have written it already 😆. As it is, the writer has only written this scene for these characters and I don't know if they plan on writing more. I'll keep my eye out, though!
      Thank you for the comment!

    • @4amstorm
      @4amstorm Год назад +46

      NO BC I NEED THIS EXACT PLOT LINE TO BE WRITTEN AND EXECUTED

    • @microwavedmetal
      @microwavedmetal Год назад +11

      @@TheGuyNotHighnot chat gbt being able write a whole script 😂

    • @CereDulce37
      @CereDulce37 11 месяцев назад +28

      Her???
      Gurl this is a M4A
      Yall want all of these for yourself

    • @Vera-ew1fj
      @Vera-ew1fj 11 месяцев назад

      @@CereDulce37WRRDDDD FR HAHAHA

  • @epicureanbard
    @epicureanbard 6 месяцев назад +10

    Vampire Lord: "Empty your pockets"
    Me: My liege, I am a female wearing skinny jeans. I don't *have* pockets. It's partly why I'm here.

    • @nonsense618
      @nonsense618 21 день назад

      As a fellow female this is accurate, I too would seek death partly because of our chronic lack of pockets

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire Год назад +9

    "no purpose" sounds about right actually.

  • @Zhzi-z1u
    @Zhzi-z1u Год назад +17

    "who sent you here"
    ...the rain.

  • @rigure
    @rigure Год назад +17

    He feels bad for taking our blood, but the main reason I love vampires is because I feel useless and the ONE thing I can't mess up is blood donations...
    Like, seriously, this is my ideal existence. Serving as a food source. Sad, maybe, but a human needs purpose and that's the only I can think of. If I weren't more of a burden I'd happily serve as his food until the day I die, so long as I have a job, so long as I'm useful.. And, well, the company and occasional words of encouragement do help...

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +6

      And that vampire is also quite lonely. Probably would appreciate a hug every once in a while 🥰❤

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Год назад +5

      I promise you're not useless, my friend. We're all special in our own ways and you being here right now is all the reason you need to keep going.

  • @magnificoabsol
    @magnificoabsol Год назад +54

    This feels... nice, we came hoping for death and end up with at least a new purpose, even if it's only for company and feeding it feels hopeful.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +13

      It's one of the tropes of vampires I happen to really like. There's room for more in the story and time will tell if a part 2 comes out. Thank you for the comment!

  • @turt1esharkasmr
    @turt1esharkasmr Год назад +196

    Yusssss! This is EXACTLY the vibe I had in mind when writing this script. You nailed it! Thanks so much for the fill!
    PS: I see a lot of requests for a part 2 in the comments. I can't make any promises, but I'll definately keep it in mind.

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +32

      Again, thank you so much for sharing your script! I'm so happy you enjoyed it!

    • @elizabethcanfield852
      @elizabethcanfield852 Год назад +12

      Turtle, I’ve seen a couple of your scripts now and they’re so good!! I get excited when I see your name on them now :D

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Год назад +8

      @@elizabethcanfield852 Awww, thank you! That means a lot ^_^

  • @knowledgedomain9209
    @knowledgedomain9209 2 месяца назад

    A human who goes looking for death is certainly an interesting prompt! I like this vampire who threatens to kill them multiple times, but won't do it if it's actually wanted. Very good job!
    In my head, the Crimson Mansion boasts a truly impressive number of beautiful tea sets from all over the world.

  • @Lt.SEC6248
    @Lt.SEC6248 Год назад +10

    I myself personally do not have any 'You know what thoughts'
    But this has to arguably be one of the most interesting vampire ASMRs I have listened to in a while, what I really liked was how this Vampire is not truly evil in my mind because:
    1. The only people that he kills and enslaves are people trying to kill him so it's Untimately self-defense on his end
    2. He has unflinching empathy for the listener and wants nothing more than the listener to be happy and well!
    (Yes you can argue that ultimately it's a form of manipulation because they are being used as a food source but it's done in a way that it makes sense and not necessarily any form of malice in my opinion)

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +5

      He definitely is only 'Evil' by reputation. He's got some selfish pragmatism from all the years of being hunted and shunned, but that flicker of empathy and compassion really ices the cake. I'm honestly a little surprised I haven't seen another fill for this yet.

  • @hlajudhr
    @hlajudhr Год назад +17

    This... actually helps a lot. Thank you for this

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +3

      Happy to help 😊 thank you for listening!

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight Год назад +87

    A depressed human offers herself to you as food and you make her mental and physical health your priority? Are you really an evil vampire or just kill in self defense?
    (Just playing along with the audio here.) Can we get a part two?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +32

      *gasp* You say that I have..... Empathy?!? How dare you!
      Lol, thank you for the comment!
      As for part 2, the writer hasn't yet written a second part, nor do I know if they will yet. I'll be keeping an eye out myself as I, too, would like to see where this story may go.

  • @otters.n.potstickers9631
    @otters.n.potstickers9631 Год назад +21

    I honestly haven’t been having the best day, and this actually helped me feel better (at like 1 in the morning but shhhhh)
    Thanks, my dude :>

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +7

      Glad to be of service 😊 Thank you for listening!

  • @Womp_womp.to.you_
    @Womp_womp.to.you_ Год назад +3

    All my attempts have failed lmao, and now ive made a promise w my friend if he doesnt die i wont either.

  • @sophie.6924
    @sophie.6924 8 месяцев назад +2

    I appreciate the warnings and the hotline (even for my country!) I'm not gonna listen due to that, but I will look around your other audios. I got this in my recommends and was curious, and I guess some others might too. So thank you for putting trigger warnings 💕

  • @kaedatiger
    @kaedatiger Год назад +16

    Suicide hotline is way more triggering for me than suicide content

    • @roscothepug28
      @roscothepug28 3 месяца назад +2

      Same. Was scared to accidentally call them, so I hid in the comments. 😂

    • @sparklepugtea
      @sparklepugtea 2 месяца назад

      Once I called and they left me on hold. I live purely out of spite now lmao

  • @summershawley5052
    @summershawley5052 Год назад +33

    This was good. Loved it even. Maybe a part 2?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +3

      Thank you for the kind words!
      The writer hasn't written a part 2 at this point. I honestly am not sure if they will write a part 2, but I'll be checking their page in case it gets released

    • @summershawley5052
      @summershawley5052 Год назад +2

      @@TheGuyNotHigh even so. Can't wait for what audio will be next

  • @2005hadeel
    @2005hadeel Год назад +9

    I love evil vampires

  • @YueAki
    @YueAki 7 месяцев назад +1

    I really like this one. Makes me feel safe

  • @FaithMidnight
    @FaithMidnight 4 месяца назад +1

    I want a part two. I like this story.

  • @gingerdude
    @gingerdude 5 месяцев назад

    This was very comforting

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 7 месяцев назад +2

    If he’s not gonna kill me then no I can’t give him my blood. I can’t do blood. Not in that way at least. I mean maybe if he does it while I sleep and there are no wounds in the morning I could do it but anything other than that and no I can’t do it.

  • @gabidagabida
    @gabidagabida Год назад +20

    This was REALLY good, I couldn’t help but smile at the end. Made me really really happy. Have a wonderful day. Maybe a part 2?

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +4

      Thank you so much! I'm glad it made you smile!
      The writer has only written this scene so far and I haven't heard anything alluding to a part 2. The script is only a week old at this point, so who knows?

    • @gabidagabida
      @gabidagabida Год назад +3

      @@TheGuyNotHigh all cool! Either way it was quite nice and you did a good job ☺️

  • @koogi5284
    @koogi5284 Год назад +5

    THE HOTLINE CAME UP

  • @PrincessLydia
    @PrincessLydia Год назад +2

    I just stumbled upon this video, and I absolutely love the change of mood! Keep up the incredible work!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +2

      Thank you so much! 🥰 I enjoy making this content, so there's plenty more to come 😊

  • @jelly-cat-
    @jelly-cat- Год назад +4

    8:53 thats just a more often period 😂

  • @anime.geek330
    @anime.geek330 Год назад +5

    FINALLY ONE FOR ME

  • @LilThreat88
    @LilThreat88 11 месяцев назад

    0:49 my answer: "Don't threaten me with a good time!" 😂
    Excited for this! Just found your channel and subbed already!

  • @SejlinaMorningstar
    @SejlinaMorningstar Год назад +3

    I love this audio really
    Part 2 pretty please😍❤️🥺

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +2

      The writer has said they'll keep it in mind, but I haven't seen anything yet. I try keep an eye out for any sequels for any of the scripts I fill 👁

  • @Dominik4Life792
    @Dominik4Life792 Год назад +6

    alright. why did i cry? What kind of cursed magic is this?🤔🤔🤔

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +2

      Don't mind me, just reading off the spe- I mean script 🙄👀😶😁

  • @duhasharaf6442
    @duhasharaf6442 Год назад +9

    I needddd a parttt 2!!!

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +3

      The writer has mentioned that they may consider writing a second part to this story. I'll be keeping an eye out if that happens 😀

    • @duhasharaf6442
      @duhasharaf6442 Год назад +1

      @@TheGuyNotHigh thank youu!!

  • @SolarEclipseOGMoon
    @SolarEclipseOGMoon Месяц назад

    At this rate; yes id stay with a Vampire.

  • @nonsense618
    @nonsense618 21 день назад

    Vamp: I'm going to kill you
    Me: OK
    Vamp: .......well now I am not doing it

  • @SwitchMufaza
    @SwitchMufaza Год назад +4

    Part 2 pleasee

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +3

      The writer has said they may keep it in mind, so we will see 👀 Fingers crossed!

  • @ValerynValentine
    @ValerynValentine Год назад +6

    I LOVE HIM WHAT 🥹😭🥺

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +1

      Hehe, vampires do tend to have some *charm* to them

  • @GabrielMicheal77710
    @GabrielMicheal77710 Год назад +4

    I wish I were dead.

    • @turt1esharkasmr
      @turt1esharkasmr Год назад +3

      I'm so sorry you feel that way. I've been in your position before, and it's never easy. But I promise it does get better. I know it doesn't feel like it. I didn't think it would get better. But it did for me, so I know it will for you to. Trust me.

    • @GabrielMicheal77710
      @GabrielMicheal77710 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@turt1esharkasmr Thank you. 😢

  • @Ssketches-s
    @Ssketches-s Месяц назад

    Helpline is *ucking closed

  • @ellisynpupx
    @ellisynpupx Год назад +15

    4:55 😳....... 🥲
    this was oddly nice n comforting
    thanks for this ❤
    btw what do we call you? (ive been calling u 'the guy' to friends LOL)

    • @TheGuyNotHigh
      @TheGuyNotHigh  Год назад +6

      Aw, thank you!
      Honestly, I realize I might not have thought that one all the way through.... If a script asks me to use my VA name, the plan is to stick with Guy or the long form, Guido

    • @ellisynpupx
      @ellisynpupx Год назад +4

      @@TheGuyNotHigh got it! 📝 o7