Joshua Graham reads the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks (Featuring Dagoth Ur)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @АнтонВолков-д7л
    @АнтонВолков-д7л Год назад +546

    Ah yes, *the most humble Turkish letter* vs *the most polite Slavic response*

  • @Grissbane
    @Grissbane Год назад +422

    dudes were devising this communally. like one guy writing and everyone around him giving him insults

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 Год назад +386

    Least aggressive slavic conversation

  • @COCOSHAKIM
    @COCOSHAKIM Год назад +267

    "for this kiss our ass" lmao based way to sign off a letter

    • @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad
      @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad  Год назад +38

      I'm sure the sultan was seething. Given that it was the 17th century it's not like he could go drone strike them either.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel Год назад +11

      ​@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad if I am not mistaking after writing and sending that letter to the sultan, the cossacks ransacked Istanbul (Constantinople) a week later.

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 Год назад +1

      A Slav really doesn't understand how to inflict a war without a flurry of insults beforehand.

  • @skeleex
    @skeleex Год назад +77

    The random "fuck thy mother"'s scrambled into the note out of left field is to me the funniest part

    • @hargos4060
      @hargos4060 Год назад +7

      It is actually not so random in Ukrainian language to add something like that. It is like adding "for fuck's sake".

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Год назад +98

    As soon as the Sultan was called a "Macedonian Wheelwright" you know that nigga was well-done 💀 🔥

  • @Leitis_Fella
    @Leitis_Fella Год назад +170

    This is like an early modern Navy Seal Pasta
    There's no substantial evidence it actually happened, but knowing slavs, it's plausible, and I want to believe

  • @TheReturnOfBert
    @TheReturnOfBert Год назад +105

    Im finna say this next time the IRS comes back demanding my taxes

  • @Chaliebravo-6789
    @Chaliebravo-6789 Год назад +48

    They really made a your mom joke to the sultan💀

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey Год назад +51

    Based Chad cossacks

  • @ТимофейОстрогляд
    @ТимофейОстрогляд Год назад +17

    Proud of my people, shitposting and resisting occupation is in our DNA

  • @kahumanu5022
    @kahumanu5022 Год назад +49

    We dont knkw the date and we dont own a canlendar 🎉

  • @SleeplessAnarchist
    @SleeplessAnarchist Год назад +30

    The algorithm has blessed me this fine afternoon.

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 Год назад +13

    When you diss somebody so hard someone has to come up behind you with a full-ass Opera Diss Track centuries later:

  • @Yharnam1066
    @Yharnam1066 Год назад +78

    Oh my God this is the best thing ever

  • @caelvanir8557
    @caelvanir8557 Год назад +116

    Honestly the letter itself isn’t as funny without the preceding letter from the Sultan which is quite polite (for a request for vassalage)

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify Год назад +44

      It does help to understand the humor of what they are mocking.

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 Год назад +4

      It’s also even funnier when you take into account that the Sultan had just fucking lost a BIG battle against them, and then promptly sent that letter effectively saying ‘don’t make me come back up there’

  • @joshg.8706
    @joshg.8706 Год назад +31

    had to spit out my water listening to this. haven't laughed like that in a while.

  • @dimaadamov8501
    @dimaadamov8501 Год назад +31

    As a Ukrainian, I think that those Dagoth Ur memes are getting out of hand...I love it.

  • @TromsTallinn
    @TromsTallinn Год назад +6

    Imagine if the Founding Fathers wrote this to King George III

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey Год назад +17

    Somethings never change

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Год назад +7

    Lmfaoooooo, they roasted tf out of the sultan

  • @stupidmonkeylizardinc.35
    @stupidmonkeylizardinc.35 Год назад +3

    "And he was a good friend"

  • @danyyilbun6736
    @danyyilbun6736 Год назад +23

    they were basically answering his claims all of his claims , you need it first to understand how badly they burned that old bum

  • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
    @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER Год назад +3

    I imagine the sultan either laughed it off, or ordered their execution.

  • @ceee338
    @ceee338 Год назад +5

    I can imagine the Sultan sinking back into his chair and be like bruh..

  • @grits4270
    @grits4270 Год назад +84

    My ancestors :)

    • @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad
      @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad  Год назад +16

      Baste

    • @Leitis_Fella
      @Leitis_Fella Год назад +1

      Come, Nerevar. I have prepared a trench for you. And bring the tractor, I have need of it.
      Together we will speak with the NLAW and the HIMARS and drive the mongrel orcs of the Russian Empire from Donbas.

    • @wololoayoyoyo-kh7gj
      @wololoayoyoyo-kh7gj Год назад

      ​@@Leitis_Fella I believe that four relics are able to enhance you enough to be invulnerable against any Яussian units despite you attack as a mounted knight with a spear, and if Яussian propagandists convert you my colleagues could return you to the right, blue NATO side, m.ruclips.net/video/6bMeKSEBN9M/видео.htmlm59s .

    • @alfredredl326
      @alfredredl326 Год назад

      It shows, this is a forgery just as the ghost of Kiev and numerous other things you guys are doing

  • @ssstrega
    @ssstrega Год назад +9

    Joshua Graham more like Josip Gremenko

  • @romanivantsyk2785
    @romanivantsyk2785 Год назад +6

    Mojave Rangers to Caesar!...

  • @averagecommenter1601
    @averagecommenter1601 Год назад +21

    1:28

    • @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad
      @myopiniongoodyouropinionbad  Год назад +5

      Thanks. According to my analytics, 64% of viewers stop around 30 seconds in. I suppose I could have put the explanation on the end.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад +4

      ​@@myopiniongoodyouropinionbad their loss, monke brain need banana quick

  • @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883
    @caffeinatedbuffalosauce883 Год назад +4

    This was the first pol/ thread 😢

  • @ty88
    @ty88 Год назад +9

    Starts at 1:30

  • @comentedonakeyboard
    @comentedonakeyboard Год назад +2

    An honest answear, from the days before demonetisation.

  • @lubuszanin7941
    @lubuszanin7941 Год назад +2

    It hits different when you know the original text

  • @MrGeneralissimus
    @MrGeneralissimus Год назад

    Short and to the point.

  • @WelcomeToDERPLAND
    @WelcomeToDERPLAND Год назад +16

    Tfw no Sich Rada

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey Год назад +15

    Love it

  • @fasted8468
    @fasted8468 Год назад +5

    We don't know the date and we dont have a calendar. The moon is in the sky. the year is our Lords.

  • @KarlKarsnark
    @KarlKarsnark Год назад +6

    It's funny cuz it's true. Karls are kool. Cheers!

  • @vaniitas8403
    @vaniitas8403 Год назад +7

    Thats great

  • @rade6912
    @rade6912 Год назад

    The Zion cossack

  • @redstone-m8u
    @redstone-m8u 5 месяцев назад

    I really wonder what the sultan's response would be if he read the letter.

  • @janMiko240
    @janMiko240 Год назад +10

    a normal day in Ukraine

  • @TheGhostbuster1989
    @TheGhostbuster1989 Год назад +22

    The Ukrainians where using 4chan insults before 4chan

    • @rdfoskff
      @rdfoskff Год назад +3

      *Russians

    • @janMiko240
      @janMiko240 Год назад +15

      ​@@rdfoskff *Ukrainians

    • @rdfoskff
      @rdfoskff Год назад +4

      @@janMiko240 no Cossack had ever called himself "ukranian".

    • @janMiko240
      @janMiko240 Год назад +15

      @@rdfoskff I don't know about that. What i do know is that cossacks called themselves "русини" wich means "the people of Kyivan Rus'" . They were the descendants of Ruthenians and ancestors of modern Ukrainians.
      Also, are you "russian"?

    • @rdfoskff
      @rdfoskff Год назад +3

      @@janMiko240 they are not the ancestors of modern ukranians. They sometimes called themselves russian, other times they considered themselves as a separate group of people. But never ukranians or, as you say, "ruthenians".
      You are just viewing history through the lens of modern politics

  • @filiperosa7496
    @filiperosa7496 Год назад +3

    the letter is for all west slaves not just Ukrainian resistence

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 5 месяцев назад +1

    lol

  • @mustang1912
    @mustang1912 Год назад +2

    They were actually Russian occupation police but close enough to "ukranian"

  • @andrewkelley9405
    @andrewkelley9405 Год назад +14

    I’m drunk and don’t I defy and the political ramifications but SLAVA UKRAINE

  • @generalfishcake
    @generalfishcake Год назад +17

    At the time, Ukraine was a part of Russia, and the word Ukraine means Borderland

    • @alpahlavi7959
      @alpahlavi7959 Год назад +18

      England has historically always been part of Wales, its true name is Albion. May the Lord free it from the Saxon pest soon.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej Год назад +16

      America was the borderland and frontier of Great Britain….until we decided it wasn’t.

    • @ghitodin2640
      @ghitodin2640 Год назад +15

      Ukraine doesn't mean borderland, Ukraine literally means "the Country" in Ukrainian language.

    • @generalfishcake
      @generalfishcake Год назад +4

      @@ghitodin2640 No it doesn't. Край means end/edge in all Slavic languages. Окраина/украина has always meant borderland.

    • @ghitodin2640
      @ghitodin2640 Год назад +16

      @@generalfishcake yes, it does. "Країна" and "Вкраїна" are another names of "Україна", and you can face those words in some classic Ukrainian literature, in Zapovit, Shevchenko, for example. And "Країна" is literally means "country", "край" is another word, but "край" has more than one meaning, that word also means "motherland", in Ukrainian, Rus and some other Slavic langs. For example "в моєму краї" or "в моем краю" means "in my homeland", not "in my borderland".

  • @LetsMakeItOfficial69
    @LetsMakeItOfficial69 Год назад +79

    This is phenomenal