Lmaooo bro id love to see profiles with this much info. Instant right swipe. A friend of mine matched with a girl who answered all of her prompts as "im looking for the love of my life" and she was fuggin awesome.
I may not have a large enough sample size to make this statement definitively, but I feel like among VTubers, having a driver’s license is a pretty big W.
Why would you want to hang out with other people? I have to look for excuses to get away from interacting with other people on a daily basis. I prefer being alone.
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DUDE COME ON
Why are you embarrassed?, literally dream girl material
literal seconds within upload HOW
God gives his quirkiest bios, to his loneliest soldiers
Phase Connect Girls are all Wife Material
3:23 BASED
Unemployed and has a driver's license. She is literally me.
She just like me fr fr. Very relatable. The design is very human.
Music starts: 1:45
Hampter scream: 4:50 😂
She drives
Qualifications for a gettaway driver.
same
So the only difference now is that she's employed
Not entirely true, she has friends now as well in the company
She's employed were
Made for Phase Connect
Sakana does it once again.
How does he keep doing it?
Strongest femcel or weakest hampter
Yeah
Both. Both is good.
She's just stupid.
You know, it is impressive how much this hamster is skewing PC's menhera stats. Like "haha, menhera company", then Eimi showed up...
Clara's random obsessions: AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
Jelly becaame a chainsmoker after joining phase connect without knowing its a sad girl company.
Looks for friends, ends up in a -vtuber- coffee company
Task failed successfully.
As soon as she said she wanted someone to go to the gym with my eyes widened with interest
If she desperaely wanted to have friends, she could have been an uber driver.
“But Eimi, your bio sounds cute, we’d be your friend.”
“You’re guys though, that just makes me feel worse!”
Well damn fine if that’s how it is 😒
Tbf whoever installs an app to look for friends probably doesnt mind unemployment and being terminally online.
Sad Girl Company continues to recruit only the best for their brand. Sakana is a mad genius.
I just went from a clip of Pippa suffering to a clip of Jelly suffering and now to a clip of Eimi suffering, I am starting to see a pattern now
aw, they're syncing up
Phase connect saw this and treated it like an indeed job application
Ah yes the unemployed woman.
Are women okay? (Women being Eimi)
Phase connect ‼
No but it is funny
No
I’d have found this profile hilarious before discovering it was not a joke.
Looks like a Honeypot ngl.
Feds ruining things for every AS PER USUAL.
real
Oh... Oh no... Could she be... Could they be... Could Phase be...
@@kubli365don't look at them in the dark.
Lmaooo bro id love to see profiles with this much info. Instant right swipe. A friend of mine matched with a girl who answered all of her prompts as "im looking for the love of my life" and she was fuggin awesome.
Just by having a driver's license, Eimi has (probably) one upped me. Incredible!
I have unemployed friends. What that means is you pay for them any time you want to go out and have no chance of ever seeing that money again.
That's what women do...unemployed or not.
I don't know this vtuber, but I want to give her a hug.
Welcome to the sad girl company, where all of the girls are like this. Enjoy your stay.
Eimi going straight the the LTG response will never not be funny. It's like a reflex.
Wow...Even while employed, I don't feel particularly close with everyone I work with. I just book it home & shut out the world.
“People who have twitter don’t watch streams” works the other way too. I watch streams and I don’t use twitter.
It's crazy to find out that there are streamers with a larger following on twitter then on their primary streaming platform.
@@Duamerthrax tbf it's a lot easier to read a tweet than to watch an hours-long stream.
Sakana says he doesn't intentionally hire weird menhera girls but how else did Eimi get hired there's no way her audition showed off a normal girl
Eimi is the unemployed friend meme personified.
Except that she doesn't go outside.
I love socially awkward terminally online shut-ins so much.
I mean her Bumble profile is the most sane one I have seen in awhile..
Has no twitter and still watches streams: >>
Go and despoil all the strems!
Poor Hampter
I can save her lol
I thought the whole looking for friends thing on a dating site was a joke. Oh how adorably naive the hamter was.
Fish man batting perfectly. Knocks it out of the park with these picks.
Fishman really knows how to pick em lmao
It really is impressive how Phase surpasses itself in sad girl with each contract.
Mating press
The inevitable fate of hamsters
Least downbad phase watcher
@@Aiden_321 ....huh?
@REDDAWNproject have you ever heard the term "breeding like a hamster"
@@justiron2999 i'm gonna be real, i thought y'all were fucking hamsters.
Poor Eimi. Still wouldn't have reached out, though.
This reads like something straight out of duolicious.
Thank god for vtubers I needed this badly
If only she had met shiina earlier. We could have gotten buff hampter.
3:06 holy shit he fucking killed her good lord
This made me feel a bit better about myself lol 😂
Damn, I too also do not go outside unless I have family with me.
The problem is that using a site like that to find friends is probably the worst way to find friends.
Emi is me fr fr. Except I don't have a driver's license
I can’t think of hamsters without thinking of Hibiki….and eimi looks a lot like her XD
I may not have a large enough sample size to make this statement definitively, but I feel like among VTubers, having a driver’s license is a pretty big W.
Why would you want to hang out with other people? I have to look for excuses to get away from interacting with other people on a daily basis. I prefer being alone.
Femcel hamster love
Still Best Hampter
She did this willingly. And for free.
This is depressing
perfect phase application
*Best Hammer.*
If things were different she'd be telling chat to go touch grass as she logs off to cuddle with a 'friend' she met on bumble 😏😣
HAMPTER, NOOOOO
Phew, looks like I dodged a bullet by deleting my bumble account.
would
Love our goofy hamster
Dum little hampter
L + get microwaved
Go to the gym, does she not have one of those big wheels to run in
Wouldn't date but I'd be cool with bringing you along on a hike. You have free time and a driver's license. That's more than some people I know.
Nah she's so real for this one
Tempted copy everything she wrote word for word, but into the dating section instead to see how many matches I get.
That's strangely relatable
At least I’m not that.
I have a job!
Omg, she's amazing
Eimi, if you needed gym friends you should just choose a kanpainiki
most of the time, when I was on these things, I would either get prostitutes or scams.
Not a great place to find friends.
She just like me frfr
Left swipe🤣
This is just Sad...
Is that Xyncro slipping a fiver supa in as a "clip this later" bookmark?
she's perfect
I like her profile lol
she's just like me...
Honestly.
Relatable.
☕ moment
Shes literally me. Though that is not really a good thing…
Relatable
Huh... we actually would have matched on bumble if I was within 1k miles of her lol
Me dont thinks it sounds too bad.
Profile is decent
What is a bumble?
This is really sad to read.
Eri Elulu!!! :D
classic
Relatable cringe.
It was a great stream
I should watch newer, younger and more mentally ill Pippa more.
F
would