Several years ago, in Iran, a thief stole a sewing machine from a tailor’s shop. The dumb thief forgot to detach the thread from the spool and the next morning the police just have to follow the thread to the thief’s house! True story!😂
A year before I was born, a man attempted to rob the local library, Thomas Branigan Memorial, but got stuck inside the lobby/foyer, so he used the payphone in the lobby to call the police for help. For bonus points, the police station is right across the street feom the library.
This is strangely reassuring. Sometimes I feel like I'm the dumbest person on the planet, but very clearly there's a whole bunch of contenders for that title that are a whole lot dumber than I am 😂
This is what I mean when I say I like true crime. Not serial killer podcasts, stories of people being idiots. PS if you ever do another part in the dumb criminals series, how about every person who has fallen for the joke rent a hitman website
0:58 3 reason why derrick mosley is the dumbest criminal in history 1.he robbed a gun store 2.he use a baseball bat in the gun store 3. THATS IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A few years ago, a man in Campbell River, BC, Canada robbed a bank called the Shoppers Row Bank Of Montreal…and then he took a bus as a getaway vehicle, basically exposing his stupid criminal act to the police!
I know I’m really late, but that gun store story had me dying. Like bruh, you walk into a gun store with a bat and suddenly you just get surrounded. It made me think about when attack a chicken in Zelda, thinking your sword makes you high and mighty, but then an army of chicken appears out of thin air with the strength of God and then….there is no escape….
Almost everyone that I was listening to, run it back, just to confirm what I've heard. Especially the guys, that robbed a muffler store, the guy that tried to rob a gun store and the guys who stole a penguin. I could not believe any of that. The guy that tried to rob a muffler store, that one was disappointingly funny. Based off of, he is a chicagoan, just like myself. I was disappointed and amused, simultaneously.
why do you always include how long the video is? i try to read the video titles in a scaredish voice (in my head) and then i say "IN 15 MINUTES" like it makes me annoyed i even was like: 😧EVERY TYPE OF DEPRESSION 😐 in 17 minutes
Please stop saying the word "literally." You're using it incorrectly. You can say practically; you can say figuratively. But you cannot say "literally" because that isn't true. Please consult a dictionary.
robbing a gun store is another level of dumb😭😭
taking a wooden bat to a gun store
With a train of thought like that, I have to wonder if he was gonna be able to hold a firearm in the right direction.
In my country you get put under investigation if you try to defend your gun store (which you live above of) against armed robbers.
true
Fr like how in the every living heavens do f up that badly
Several years ago, in Iran, a thief stole a sewing machine from a tailor’s shop. The dumb thief forgot to detach the thread from the spool and the next morning the police just have to follow the thread to the thief’s house! True story!😂
The amount of stories of police following a literal trail to a thief is honestly hilarious.
“Where did he go?”
“Let’s follow that trail of flour”
Aye, right.
LMAO 😭😭
robbing a gun store with a bat is crazy 😭
Bringing a bat to a gun store to attempt to rob it is beyond idiotic
A year before I was born, a man attempted to rob the local library, Thomas Branigan Memorial, but got stuck inside the lobby/foyer, so he used the payphone in the lobby to call the police for help. For bonus points, the police station is right across the street feom the library.
Tbh it’s kinda funny how a lot of criminals are seriously smart that they are able to carry out their crimes but then make very dumb fails.
@@Novaurawr you are 11
Derrick Mosley is the very Definition of the Saying [we made up]; "never bring a Baseball Bat to a Gun Store".
"Never bring a bat to a battlefield, war is not a game." - Soldier, Team Fortress 2
@@Scrapyard24c Hell Yeah, TF2!
This is strangely reassuring. Sometimes I feel like I'm the dumbest person on the planet, but very clearly there's a whole bunch of contenders for that title that are a whole lot dumber than I am 😂
As Beavis would say, it just shows to go you that you never should bring a gun to a stick fight, or in this case a stick to a gun store.
And I thought me and all my friends are the dumbest people on Earth- 💀
If you ever feel useless remember these people 💀
YO SAME
1:38 he sounded so done with this case 😭😭🙏🏾
the exasperation i can feel just in waves from your voice alone…how do you rob a store with guns a blazing and armed with only a wooden stick?
You have to lose 200 IQ and 1000 aura. 😊
Almost reminds me of that TV show I used to love "World's Dumbest Criminals" before it went off the air years ago
Some episodes of that show I think are on RUclips.
The Evaluator always fails to tickle our pickle
My pickle is to small to tickle...😭
@@Casually_Sleepingnot mine😫
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At 1:38-1:53 it sounded like he was trying not to laugh🤣🤣
2:38 i can sense the laughter and it makes me laugh
Nice, there’s a Piplup on the bird brained prank one
Accidentally clicked this notification on the top of my screen, but it's the evaluator so I might as well watch it
Ikr
5:25 "One of them discreetly presses the silent alarm and klaus cant hear the alarm blaring through the bank"
“Silent alarm”…”alarm blaring through the bank”
Ummm….hate to break it to you bud - you were so close
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.
i think he meant silent to the deaf guy? thats how i interpreted it
Me trying to explain anything specific/slightly complicated:
This is what I mean when I say I like true crime. Not serial killer podcasts, stories of people being idiots. PS if you ever do another part in the dumb criminals series, how about every person who has fallen for the joke rent a hitman website
0:58 3 reason why derrick mosley is the dumbest criminal in history
1.he robbed a gun store
2.he use a baseball bat in the gun store
3. THATS IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A few years ago, a man in Campbell River, BC, Canada robbed a bank called the Shoppers Row Bank Of Montreal…and then he took a bus as a getaway vehicle, basically exposing his stupid criminal act to the police!
Why rob a bank when deaf like why?!
Big brain tactics
I know I’m really late, but that gun store story had me dying. Like bruh, you walk into a gun store with a bat and suddenly you just get surrounded. It made me think about when attack a chicken in Zelda, thinking your sword makes you high and mighty, but then an army of chicken appears out of thin air with the strength of God and then….there is no escape….
1:24 is he trying not to laugh or something?😭
Its1:45 not 24
The crazy thing is I heard almost all of these from sambucha yesterday
What tts do you use or is it a voice actor?
My guy it's him
Who you callin' a tts?! 😂
But yes, it IS a voice actor. Hi. 👋
@@TheDungeonNewbsGuideIT'S THE GUY
The first one is so DUMB!!!😂😂
Bruh, how does someone rob a house full of police officers😂😂😂😂😂
The first guy really dude the police cars outside of the house didn’t give it away that the police were there
Okay, the brid brain prank, feels more of an accident, since they weren't actually crimals
Almost everyone that I was listening to, run it back, just to confirm what I've heard. Especially the guys, that robbed a muffler store, the guy that tried to rob a gun store and the guys who stole a penguin. I could not believe any of that. The guy that tried to rob a muffler store, that one was disappointingly funny. Based off of, he is a chicagoan, just like myself. I was disappointed and amused, simultaneously.
The Evaluator should make a video about Aromantic Asexaul Aro Ace
Yes yep
Next do every smart criminal please
The visual illiteracy of this amazing. Who new Wales was in Australia and that the kilted inhabitants pronounced Euros as Australian Dollars?
Dollar bills in Birmingham, England!
I was the first person to watch!🎉
@@DLC-q3q good for u u want a gold star?
@ no, a cookie pls! 😁😁😁🍪
@@DLC-q3q i’m joking u ain’t getting nun bc nbdy cares
@ ok, that’s fair
@@DLC-q3q bro is so chill yk what here’s ur cookie🍪
1:59 weezer reference????
Uh?
Hi
Been a while since I last commented...hi
Robbery is not spelt Roberry and Decision is not spelt Desicion
RUclips hidden this for a minute >:c
hid* 🤓
@Novaurawr why did you have to correct me ;-;??
@ I was being satire ;-;
@@Novaurawr then i'm fine and this never happened :3
@@Un.amonus 👍 🆗 👌
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Idk bro
Dumbepee
why do you always include how long the video is? i try to read the video titles in a scaredish voice (in my head) and then i say "IN 15 MINUTES" like it makes me annoyed
i even was like:
😧EVERY TYPE OF DEPRESSION
😐 in 17 minutes
wait why am i trying to have beef on my birthday??
@@GaaagoooGarfhappy birthday!
@@GaaagoooGarf lmao if you committed any crimes you would definitely be put in this video
@@C4THUGS i commit so many crimes everyday
@@C4THUGS i get away with it
hehe lol
wait what early?
Please stop saying the word "literally." You're using it incorrectly. You can say practically; you can say figuratively. But you cannot say "literally" because that isn't true. Please consult a dictionary.
rmake a show about porn
That is stupid animation. Who made this!?