could you make a playlist on your channel for these so i can see which ones you've already down. I think a cool one would be do you know the muffin man using the conspiracy about the song
The oldest psychological trick in the book. You saying something wrong intentionally so you will be corrected. It usually works cause it's more of a subconscious decision than an intentional one.
"I know what I'm gonna cut off next!" "AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The mice: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
@@toby_stubbs you are truly an artist to think of nursery rhymes that could be made into a crime with a good plot and all. You deserve more credit than you're given!!
One's we had mic problemem, it was so bad they would go eat our food and somehow they found way to our clothes so they destroyed most of it, most of the clothe that got damaged was my dads, so he got so fed up he prepared a trab, no moose poison, no moose cage, he used glow, he found one piece of tile, like medium size one, and put glow all over it, and put some food in the middle of it, in the night he put it in the kitchen, next morning i was the first one to wake up and guess what i found, 4 big fat mice, yes they got stuck, when i saw them i told them, "ohhhhhh u f up" and i got some food and left them for my dad, when my dad woke up he was hearing there screams from the bedroom, and when he found them he was sooooooo happy like evilly happy, he picked the tile and put it on the kitchen table, then proseeded to grab knife, yes i think we all know where he is going with that, while he was execution them he was curseing at them and avenging his clothe, after that he put them in plastic bag and processeded to YEET them to the trash, he got his revenge 😂😂
@@averagealiencosplayer4363*proceeds to scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~
After you guys get your *parts* cut off I could recommend you guys to a really good doctor. His name is Adrian Bliss he specializes in these kinds of "situations."
I cut off their tails with a carving knife, Those blind rodents arent even mice. I cut something long before they ran amok, But now I will cut something a little more short.😇 I got one chopped a few days ago, Now that detective ratted me and my bro's. Today I wept and ran after my mom, As from this day on I no longer have a dingdong.😢
What other Nursery Crimes should the squad investigate? 😂
Not sure! Ask the little old lady who lived in the shoe!
Can we have the tortoise and the hare where the tortoise uses performance enhancing methods
could you make a playlist on your channel for these so i can see which ones you've already down. I think a cool one would be do you know the muffin man using the conspiracy about the song
Make another series doing this, but with Disney movies.
Goldilocks is guilty of break and entry, petty theft, and trespassing.
The farmer be like:
‘Honey, why are there mouse tails in our living room?” LOL
Wife: it’s a snack dont worry
Farmer : stares intensely on the shepherds pie that he just ate
@@eclipse2540 "are the d*cks snacks too?"
“Don’t worry, they’re not tails.”
@@avocado1845 💀
The oldest psychological trick in the book. You saying something wrong intentionally so you will be corrected. It usually works cause it's more of a subconscious decision than an intentional one.
I'm sorry, what?
True
@@endersquiddyyoutube7999They mean “corrected”.
Oh
and that's murphy's law
And hence they were never able to see their descendants.
Hahahahah I Geddit
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THIS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@someone-ji1qhbruh it's literally the meaning
@@Shinaxite ok?
I’m so glad I didn’t think of this first, my dirty mindedness is perishing
They should investigate the muffin man
Do you know the muffin man? 😂
@@toby_stubbs The muffin man?
The one who lives on dairy lane ?
@@toby_stubbs do Popgoes the Weasel
h ig h
“I know what I’m gonna cut of next”😂😂dirty thoughts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't tell which "head" she wants to cut off
NAHHHHH 🤣🤣
The lower one
She wants to cut the tails not thier head
Edit: no need to tell she already cut their tails i know now
@@connor_khaldi something like that
@@connor_khaldi in the star she already did and said at the end she wanted to cut off something else
Shes going for them family jewels 💀
I like to jiggle jiggle and cry
Because my dingaling
Is bye bye💀💀💀
This is perfect
Legendary comment
No more kids for those mice
If it wasn't for date rape
"See how they run"
If this was a video on how the mice ran, I would still watch it
The scream is just, perfect
i always was confused why there were 3 blind mice in shrek, since nursery rimes don't usualy make thier way to other languages. now i understand
I know what to cut of next 💀
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They really became blind💀
She Gonna Cut Their PPs
Farmer/husband: Honey, why are there 6 mice tails hanging on the wall?
When my 3 mice are actually blind 👁️
"I know what I'm gonna cut off next!"
"AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The mice: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"off with their head"
"Off with their dick"
Both of them
no, off with their di-
She gonna cut off their second tail☠️
💀💀
Even the officer got to stop what she about to do next
Her I know what I'm cutting of next
Me: dirty minded 😅😅😅
SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
"We all ran after the farmers wife ,and i cut of their tails with a carving knife"
That rhymes nicely
Well… yeah, it’s a nursery RHYME for a reason.
"Arrest those mice! "
"LEAVE IT TO ME! I know what am I gonna cut next 🍆🔪😈"
@@chillivideoedmewithoutperm2676 thank you :)
Why would she cut off an eggplant?
@@leoepic9715ur not that innocent. Stop acting.
@@leoepic9715 you know what it means
I think their blind bcuz she probably lied and cut off their eyes
Why did their tails look like canes?
bc they are canes not tails
MY GODDAMN DI-
hello other toilet
@@uhneko hello other toilet
Guess the mice will be genderless
Edit: fixed the
💀
YO
@@BambooPuzzler/wooooooooshh
@@ArcticFoxy22 it doesnt have to be their penis, he could've meant their head. y'all dirty minded
Naww they foul for assuming they can’t differentiate the sound between a carving knife and a cleaver
69 yrs ago???!!!!!
Just remember kids when someone looks at you funny you can cut off pieces of them
Noooo not my pickle
She gonna cut off the front tail
Ha, I know exactly where she is going to cut next.
This is by far the most clever series ive seen!
This man is such a good actor that I didn’t realise that it’s just him in the videos.
Average german nursery rhymes be like:
Let alone german fairy tales 💀💀💀💀
😂
😂😂
😂😂😂
As a german i confirm this
@@vixotherealone8737 cool
" See how they run? " " I DONT CARE HOW THEY RUN! " Made me crack up 😂
Please do moreeeeeeeee!
finna cut off the other tails :😏
So the mice are tails? From sonic?
@@GraudenTheFBIAgent your too innocent
Best YT shorts channel ever. EVER
Thank you 😃
@@toby_stubbs thank YOU for entertaining me
@@toby_stubbs you are truly an artist to think of nursery rhymes that could be made into a crime with a good plot and all. You deserve more credit than you're given!!
Maybe they just knew that it was a cleaver from the feeling of it when she cut their tails off, just a thought
Don't try and make up excuses for these dirty little rodents 🐭😂
@@toby_stubbs My bad 😅
*mouse screams intensifies*
Hi 👋
Why did you hey?🤔
Fk
Why did you said hey? 🤔
"I know what im gonna cut off next!"
Me: "Their- OHHHHHH their heads…which ones?"
The lower ones
Did you ever see such a thing in your life? 😂
we know on what shes gonna cut since they keep peaking through her
@@agenaassassin28no their 🍆
@@agenaassassin28 oh i thought there the middle
She's devious 😈😈
If those blind mice were in my house or fake by mice, my cat would get them or me
I know what I'm going to.cut off next.
XD
Was it them ba-
Cock and ball removal
Give this guy on oscar he is so talented and act so good
Uh oh how is he using the bathroom
His lawyer said to not finish that joke
(Do you even know how long I’ve been waiting to use that sentence)
Best sentence is to cut their eyes out, then they will actually be blind
THESE VIDEOS ARE SO UNDERRATED KEEP IT UP BRO👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
The "well we ran after the farmers wife and cut off there tail with a carving knife" it rymth
DUDE ITS A NURSERY RHYME IT IS SUPPOSE TO RHYME
average German nursery rhyme
' I know what to cut off next... '
One's we had mic problemem, it was so bad they would go eat our food and somehow they found way to our clothes so they destroyed most of it, most of the clothe that got damaged was my dads, so he got so fed up he prepared a trab, no moose poison, no moose cage, he used glow, he found one piece of tile, like medium size one, and put glow all over it, and put some food in the middle of it, in the night he put it in the kitchen, next morning i was the first one to wake up and guess what i found, 4 big fat mice, yes they got stuck, when i saw them i told them, "ohhhhhh u f up" and i got some food and left them for my dad, when my dad woke up he was hearing there screams from the bedroom, and when he found them he was sooooooo happy like evilly happy, he picked the tile and put it on the kitchen table, then proseeded to grab knife, yes i think we all know where he is going with that, while he was execution them he was curseing at them and avenging his clothe, after that he put them in plastic bag and processeded to YEET them to the trash, he got his revenge 😂😂
Wait she gon’ cut off? 🤨 📸
Their mating stick
*BALLS*
Heads
BALLS
I'll dumb this down for you, THERE DI-
Hahahaha! This man has every costume on this planet
You should see Adrian Bliss
@@Flame-ingo yeah he has quite a lot as well 😂
You called?
JESUS CHRIST!
You it's Jesus!
Edit: Instead of using "Jesus christ!" As your name in vain, I put "you"
Because your... jesus christ... yeah.
@@averagealiencosplayer4363*proceeds to scream*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~
@@averagealiencosplayer4363*goblin noise*
@FunLuke22 Yo ✌️
Scoop out there eyes 🙀
“I can’t see an thing” *proceeds to look at the priest normally*
I like how this guy rhymed at the start and thought none of us would notice
Three blind muscle mices
Tengen demon slayer
Balls are gone
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Dude when the mice said “we ran after the farmer’s wife” and the farmer’s wife said”and i cut of their tails with a carving knife” it actually ryhmyed
3 blind, castrated mice
The others could’ve recovered by saying “How’d you know that if we’re all blind?”
Their ears, what did you think?
Their eyes so they would actually be blind
@@kay0officialyeah
No way I found those mice screaming like Mickey mouse
Cut of with a carving knife? That's a good rhymes
"I know what I will chop off next"😂😂😮
Ohhh where is the "i have never seen anything like that in My life"
"I know what I'm gonna cut off next"☠️☠️☠️
Circumcision gonne wrong
It’s giving shrek 😭💀🤣
Hi ur the best Chanel ever
Thank you 😃
@@toby_stubbs your welcome
“I know what I’m going to cut off next” 😭
no nut november
No nut never ever
It just asked me to rate your comment and I rated it 5 stars for all the reasons
No nut forever
Next thing you know the farmer comes home to find 6 tails and 3 way smaller than the other three 😅
After you guys get your *parts* cut off I could recommend you guys to a really good doctor. His name is Adrian Bliss he specializes in these kinds of "situations."
“Why did you cut off their tails “
“Oh uh, never mind the tails still there…”
im pretty sure its obvious its a cleaver
Yeah they mentioned that in the video
Not their heads
It’s not there heads probably
another kind of head >:)
@@tannerbanananer not the heads I'm talking about
That's something else bro 😅
@@frogman. AYO
THE LAST ONE GOT ME XD (I KNOW WHAT IM GONNA CUT OF NEXT)
No..I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO CUT OFF NEXT 👹👹
We all ran after the farming wife (HOW DO YOU KNOW )
And thus the world gained three more blind rodents
"I know what I'm gonna cut off next!"
NOOOOO!😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
you can audibly tell the difference between a cleaver and a carving knife
NOT THEIR MICEHOOD!
I cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Those blind rodents arent even mice.
I cut something long before they ran amok,
But now I will cut something a little more short.😇
I got one chopped a few days ago,
Now that detective ratted me and my bro's.
Today I wept and ran after my mom,
As from this day on I no longer have a dingdong.😢
👏👏👏
I congratulate you for making this actually rhyme.
Good old-fashioned humour like this will never get old.
What is the actual fuck did I just witness?!
The actual fuck you witnessed means you witnessed something that really confused you, is just absolutely absurd and unrealistic, or is offending you
@@velvet6923 I know and OH GOD how did I get so many likes in like five seconds?!
I think we all know what she's going to cut off next🤭😂
The mice would be d e a d if your spine is broken you would be d e a d and the tail is part of their spine and it was cut off
"we all run to the farmer wife, And I cut of their tail with a carving knife" That actually rhymes wth
Eeny meenie minie and moe are charged with assault or animal abuse by the tiger
"I KNOW WHAT IM GOING TO CUT OFF NEXT😈"💀💀💀
Hold on what is she going to cut off :/
you're too young to understand
The screams 😂😂😂😂
How can they see 3 mice while ppl can't see a person that is triple the size of a mice creeping though the window