@@TherealxilonenI never denied her not looking like a kid. She does look like a kid but isn't. I don't really care about her, piper or soukaku since we haven't even met them in the story yet
Looks like child + is adult = moe Looks like girl, is very smoll = lolli Looks like boy, is very smoll = shõta Dragon maid got as example lolli. Hunter x Hunter got that Moe. Koleda is literally the Tsundere moe with notch to fullmetal alchemist MC-siblings. Alphons the younger one was always confused as the older brother because of the height diff and also because of naming theme
Koleda is a minor. One of her trust events is how she heard about a very "mature" movie at the construction site and the MC tells Koleda thats its the kind of movie to watch when she is older. Koleda doesnt get why she cant watch it, insists on seeing it and MC replies panicking "A-actually, its out of stock right now". You can also find that movie in the tape list at the counter and it not only calls it a "romantic" movie but how its about a beautiful woman who lost her memories going into a strange city and how it features very bold scenes. Her side story implies as well that she is probably like 13-16 or so cause she has to infiltrate a grade school for a commission and the kids go on how she is taller than 11 year olds. Do the math. She cant watch adult movies and Belle/Wise panics when she insisted she wants to see the movie while the grade school kids basically go on that she is taller than 11 year old kids.
I don't know... "he provides tuck-in and emotional support services" That's a bit weird isn't it... "even if you are in a hollow" I REQUIRE TUCK-IN SERVICES IN A HOLLOW, I WILL NOT ELABORATE.
@@BM-13_KATYUSHA but why would the people even wanted them to help to sleep inside the Hollow for god’s sake! There are Ethereal monsters lurking in there and if you just took a moment to relax they would attack you with no hesitation when your guard is down…
Fun Facts: Ellen is still in high school, and Lucy and Piper can legally drive. The minimum driving age in China is 18, and Mihoyo is known to adhere to real life regulations in regards to what they allow characters to do (drinking for example). In addition to that, Zhu Yuan refers to Qingyi as her senior. There is at minimum a 50% chance that Ellen is a minor assuming she's in her last year of school, meanwhile Lucy, Piper, and Qingyi are almost positively certain to be small adults. The point here is that you shouldn't judge a characters age by their appearance but by their lore, and I know right now someone will comment something along the lines of "That's just an excuse, the devs clearly made them intentionally childlike!" or some such, and that may be true to a degree but I ask you to remember that naturally short and petite women do exist especially in Asian cultures of which the game is a product of, and this bleeds into their character design. Thank you for coming to my T.E.D. Talk.
Or you could not give a shit about the ages of fictional characters like a terminally online dork. Imagine telling someone that it’s okay to sexualize Piper but not Ellen. Makes no sense. It’s actually okay to do both.
I actually hatedddd that I got her as my first S tier character, but after getting introduced to her and playing her in ch 2 I actually really like her and she’s fun to play with
The thing is, none of them are even children, Piper is a truck driver, Lucy owns and rides a bike in a gang, Qingyi is an android, and Koleda is the president of a construction company
@Azure_Iolite They still look like a child, every anime related stuff do that for the loli creeps so in their mind they can safely say its legal ... and don't tell me short adult exist, irl short adult look like adult but short 😱 but these look like straight up children!
@@mathisdutreuil7815 they're still adults tho, and at the end of the day they a fictional characters, not real, they don't exist, perfectly free of the morals, and consequences of the real world, so why does any of this even matter? Characters aren't people, they never will be, so what's the point of trying to apply real world values on to them? The whole idea is completely nonsensical and somewhat concerning, as it implies you can't tell the difference between fiction and reality, which is a very dangerous and messed up mindset to have Also, I am going to argue that short adults that look like children exist, because they do, and they're a lot more common than you think, I know this because I personally know someone like that, I have a friend who I met in freshman year of high school all the way back in 2016, and back then we'd always joke around about how she did not look her age at all and could easily pass off as a middle schooler, I'd even jokingly refer to her as a "real life loli", and to this day we're still friends and she still looks exactly the same as when I first met her, people like that do exist and it's not some bizarre or rare phenomenon, literally happens all the time
Disapproved the Koleda, the manager of a construction company But approved Corin, one of the few Hoyo characters to have a confirmed age of 16, even if it is now deleted information
Do you guys even know that Piper has a driving license? Why do people think she's a child 😢 All characters in ZZZ either have a job or a driving license, that means they ain't no children in this game and that makes me happy
Why does everyone keep thinking that Piper is a child? She's literally a truck driver, a fact that's made immediately apparent from the trailers and the moment you get her, same goes for Koleda, who's the president of a construction company, Lucy, who owns and rides a bike in a gang, and Qingyi who is literally just an android
koleda is still a kid lmao, her father left when she was about 7-8 and its only a 5 year gap to the current timeline, her interaction grace literally always says that she (koleda) is still growing up
@@slavchems4759 but Koleda's character bio description in the work bench implies she is an adult, or close to an adult, bare minimum probably like 17 or 18, but I also don't know anything about the timeline yet, I only just finished chapter 2, but from the information I have been given, I'm pretty sure it's been quite a bit longer than only 5 years since the fall of the old capital, most likely closer to 10 years, but again, I'm still working my way through the main story, so I may be missing some details Oh and in response to your reply in the the other comment section, I'm pretty sure Corin is the youngest character in the game currently, not Ellen or Koleda
So corrin who is literally estimated to be 16 is approved, but koleda estimated to be +18 based on owning a company is illigal . . . Kinda sus there ma man 😂
@@gabriellegomez2005 well there is also a chance thatvellen might be just under 18 as she is confirmed to be a highschooler, but based on her looking on the older side it would make sense fornher to be a third year, which would estimate her to be 17-18 based on when her birthday is on the school year 😅🤣
@@awesomelevel40k Honestly, I couldn't care about any character in this game, thank you, I thought she was beautiful, but then I got to her mission and started to dislike her (tokusatsu gave me an aversion to this type of character).
People not knowing that small, petite girls of age exist is the most hilarious thing to me. It goes to show how many gamers actually leave their house. Aside from the obvious child characters, some of them are actually of age. 😂
So, on amother note... I beat all the Commision, and reached lvl 40... uhm, it still says I can get Observational Data in some nodes, but I canmot find any new commisions aside from Trust Events in every area. Hell, I even almost got all the Mewmew commisions done, just cant find all the HIA coins... Basically, what do?
Yep same, tho I now need to get to lvl 36 to continue the story. For the coins I only have the ones left in Lumina Square so I just go there every time the time changes (morning, afternoon, evening, midnight), check the New Eridu Time and see if it says "Sage in a barrel wants a coin"
You completed the game. All that is left is doing daily and weekly thingies. Then you can spend the reminder of your time going outside, smelling girls and talking to flowers.
Didn't know about Corin, that's my bad 💀
Didn't pull the lolis so they stay illegal 🙏
Coward
Thanks for not saying weird shii about the minor characters or the one that look like children
@@Therealxilonen Just so you know piper isn't a child. She's literally a truck driver she's a young adult
@@ardaoguzhan8181 she looks 12 come on
@@TherealxilonenI never denied her not looking like a kid. She does look like a kid but isn't. I don't really care about her, piper or soukaku since we haven't even met them in the story yet
Knuckles: I don't know.....
Billy: Watch out! *Spanks his own butt*
Also Knuckles: Excellent argument! Approved!
I died so hard. 🤣
Yes. I too watched the video
😢
@@fu2momo nah.
Gross
Koleda, a childish adult: illegal
Corin, a literal child: approved
Lol
Looks like child + is adult = moe
Looks like girl, is very smoll = lolli
Looks like boy, is very smoll = shõta
Dragon maid got as example lolli.
Hunter x Hunter got that Moe.
Koleda is literally the Tsundere moe with notch to fullmetal alchemist MC-siblings.
Alphons the younger one was always confused as the older brother because of the height diff and also because of naming theme
MC thought Ben is MR/Mrs Beloborg.
Only god knows the age diff between carin.
Corin is 16, I think there are worse things out there
Koleda literally recalled as still growing girl by Grace
Koleda is a minor.
One of her trust events is how she heard about a very "mature" movie at the construction site and the MC tells Koleda thats its the kind of movie to watch when she is older.
Koleda doesnt get why she cant watch it, insists on seeing it and MC replies panicking "A-actually, its out of stock right now".
You can also find that movie in the tape list at the counter and it not only calls it a "romantic" movie but how its about a beautiful woman who lost her memories going into a strange city and how it features very bold scenes.
Her side story implies as well that she is probably like 13-16 or so cause she has to infiltrate a grade school for a commission and the kids go on how she is taller than 11 year olds.
Do the math. She cant watch adult movies and Belle/Wise panics when she insisted she wants to see the movie while the grade school kids basically go on that she is taller than 11 year old kids.
Knuckles is so real for Lycaon's rating
I don't know...
"he provides tuck-in and emotional support services"
That's a bit weird isn't it...
"even if you are in a hollow"
I REQUIRE TUCK-IN SERVICES IN A HOLLOW, I WILL NOT ELABORATE.
@@BM-13_KATYUSHAtuck in is like tuck in to help sleep well?
I like Furry sanji lol
@@Shadow82311 yes they even read you a bedside story!
(Ellen not recommended for this service)
@@BM-13_KATYUSHA but why would the people even wanted them to help to sleep inside the Hollow for god’s sake! There are Ethereal monsters lurking in there and if you just took a moment to relax they would attack you with no hesitation when your guard is down…
1:21 wait until he sees her trailer
Is it out yet?
@@SidwinOrigyes
He approved Corin thinking that no one would notice 🗿
Oh god no
@@Popirnot You gotta admit she is extremly adorable tho, shy anxious made for the win
He’s recently said that he didn’t know about Corin’s age
guy disapproved Soukaku because she's a minor but he approved Ellen who's also a minor 😅
We love tail than anything else
@@PhucVOTZsoukaku also has a tail
I'm fine with it. I'd love to have both. 💘 soukaku is the best. :3 🧊
@@PhucVOTZI wanna put my head on tail
its a trap 😂
Fun Facts: Ellen is still in high school, and Lucy and Piper can legally drive. The minimum driving age in China is 18, and Mihoyo is known to adhere to real life regulations in regards to what they allow characters to do (drinking for example). In addition to that, Zhu Yuan refers to Qingyi as her senior.
There is at minimum a 50% chance that Ellen is a minor assuming she's in her last year of school, meanwhile Lucy, Piper, and Qingyi are almost positively certain to be small adults.
The point here is that you shouldn't judge a characters age by their appearance but by their lore, and I know right now someone will comment something along the lines of "That's just an excuse, the devs clearly made them intentionally childlike!" or some such, and that may be true to a degree but I ask you to remember that naturally short and petite women do exist especially in Asian cultures of which the game is a product of, and this bleeds into their character design.
Thank you for coming to my T.E.D. Talk.
Is this china?
@@kateliza8922No, but the game has the Chinese language in certain places.
@@kateliza8922 The game is Chinese, they base on Chinese laws first and foremost. But most countries have a minimum driving age of 18 anyway.
Are you stupid or do you not know this game is made by a cn company @kateliza8922
Or you could not give a shit about the ages of fictional characters like a terminally online dork. Imagine telling someone that it’s okay to sexualize Piper but not Ellen. Makes no sense. It’s actually okay to do both.
Wait how does one not see Ben for the first time and immediately think he's the coolest character in the game?
BEAR
like a normal person...
The only problem for me is that he is slow, which makes sense, but I lrefer fast pacing gameplay 😂 Thats why I also love Soukaku but man... 😢
So this is what the man vs bear argument is about
Koleda is an adult. Her in-game description say it all.,
People cant read😞
Where is this description located? It's not that I don't believe, I just don't really play this game, but it would be interesting to read
meanwhile Ellen is an student 💀
@@ambller It's in her partner archive. Though it didn't mention her age but it clearly said that she already passed her come of age.
She is also fictional, and carrying about the age of someone who doesn't exist is retarted.
Billy's one is excellent argument indeed xD
The multi-stamp consistently cracks me up😂
0:32 With a hand on my heart, I admit that I like it
Short, crazy, knows quite a few things about construction and hits people with hammers. Completely agree
@@bellingtoned I was wrong about the time, I meant that it was Lucy and Piper, I think it's cute how hard it is for him to use his axe.
@@Saleunmate oh.
I actually hatedddd that I got her as my first S tier character, but after getting introduced to her and playing her in ch 2 I actually really like her and she’s fun to play with
My man 🗿
0:47: so we just gonna gloss over the search history 💀
1:31
"Don't. Say. A Word."
-Bittergiggle from Garden of Banban
If this isn't 1:30 minutes of Knuckles approving everyone, I'm out.
GET OUT!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
It isn't. Got my dislike.
Piper who could've been called granny: It's now illegal!
Corin literally the youngest agent: Approved!
well, it's corin, the best caracther
0:23 Approved and signed into law!
Grace part should've add explosion in it.❤❤❤
As a Soldier fan
I'm still waiting cuz I haven't gotten my number yet.
“Why did you disconnect?”
“ *Aggressively moans* 😮💨”
LMAO the ending killed me
So basically this is a smash or pass using knuckles template i see
Yup
Ellen🖤🦈🖤💜😈💜
(Lol Belle in the end💀💀💀😂)
*"Who wants to tell Knuckles, Ellen Joe's age?"*
I believe in Grace Howard Supremacy 🙌🙌🙌
Can relate to the last one 💀WE ALL SHALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY SHORK MAID
This meme is immortal
Personality wise i think they're all neat and likeable
0:32 hits different after the VA change. 😔
For me Soukaku is the one who hurts me the most
Title of the video: Knuckles rates the Zenless Zone Zero Cast.
The obvious: I (You) rate the Zenless Zone Zero Cast.
I just played like 3 hours of this game, I think I'm coming to play it again.
Miyabi is so adorable, she's hyperlethal and a dedicated soldier, but she's also goofy and caring.
Jane Doe appears:
Aprove as fast and hard until the nuclear bomb explodes
Every Character in ZZZ Deserves an Approve
Bro, you're all approved after all😂
Bro approved Corine but gave Koleda, Lucy, Piper, and Qingyi the loli stamp 💀
The thing is, none of them are even children, Piper is a truck driver, Lucy owns and rides a bike in a gang, Qingyi is an android, and Koleda is the president of a construction company
this is his who would he rail list probably thats why XD
@Azure_Iolite They still look like a child, every anime related stuff do that for the loli creeps so in their mind they can safely say its legal ... and don't tell me short adult exist, irl short adult look like adult but short 😱 but these look like straight up children!
@@mathisdutreuil7815i'ma be honest, difference between 16 year old and 25 year old for girls are negligible. Especially if they are not overweight.
@@mathisdutreuil7815 they're still adults tho, and at the end of the day they a fictional characters, not real, they don't exist, perfectly free of the morals, and consequences of the real world, so why does any of this even matter? Characters aren't people, they never will be, so what's the point of trying to apply real world values on to them? The whole idea is completely nonsensical and somewhat concerning, as it implies you can't tell the difference between fiction and reality, which is a very dangerous and messed up mindset to have
Also, I am going to argue that short adults that look like children exist, because they do, and they're a lot more common than you think, I know this because I personally know someone like that, I have a friend who I met in freshman year of high school all the way back in 2016, and back then we'd always joke around about how she did not look her age at all and could easily pass off as a middle schooler, I'd even jokingly refer to her as a "real life loli", and to this day we're still friends and she still looks exactly the same as when I first met her, people like that do exist and it's not some bizarre or rare phenomenon, literally happens all the time
Spineless. Lucy clears them all.
I mean I know Qingyi is a bit of a petite build, but she's also a robot and not approving robotic women is CRAZY
Every agent in this game is an adult, and that's a fact.
0:46 Buddy what are those tabs💀
cultured
My favorite characters are Anby, Zhu, Ellen, Grace, Ben, and of course, Billy.
The Koleda disrespect
How can anyone NOT like billy to some degree?
1:13 how dare you? Of course he approved! He is the sexiest furry male character
Right after ben
Freaks
The joke is OP is afraid of being sexually attracted to small characters
Ironically, Ellen is the one who is the minor, lol.
@@Popirnot it’s what makes the video funnier and OP significantly more embarassing.
Legit irl I can jump off the roof of a shed at least three meters high and I’m perfectly fine, now a short ledge removes a 20th of your lifespan?!!!
Disapproved the Koleda, the manager of a construction company
But approved Corin, one of the few Hoyo characters to have a confirmed age of 16, even if it is now deleted information
Seeing the amount of tourists in these comments disapoints me.
Hoyoverse has fallen,
Billions must gamble
0:03 not corin, she is kid 💀
They didn't mean it sexually
That would be "characters id smash"
@@kiza01 i think they did since they zoomed in on the child part with soukaku?
but then ellen is also underage so idk
I am sure that no one care if they are adult or not.
@@endryryzal718 someone needs to check your search history mate
Mayor Knuckles is the best thing from Sonic Boom
Lucy, Piper and Koleda are actually adults lol
Listen bruh
Anby and Nicole are the homegirls fr
Do you guys even know that Piper has a driving license? Why do people think she's a child 😢
All characters in ZZZ either have a job or a driving license, that means they ain't no children in this game and that makes me happy
1:20 I mean, not surprised. Ellen does have that nice THICC shark tail! 😏💘💖💓💗❤🔥❤
0:25 I me too 🤣
Double triple stamp the shark is crazy 💀
If you're not approve everyone including Von and Billy, then you're my enemy.
That JUICY, SANDPAPERY TAIL!
Might wanna reconsider that last one
Its more suprising corin got approved , shes 16
Why does everyone keep thinking that Piper is a child? She's literally a truck driver, a fact that's made immediately apparent from the trailers and the moment you get her, same goes for Koleda, who's the president of a construction company, Lucy, who owns and rides a bike in a gang, and Qingyi who is literally just an android
The strike against Qingyi is just for safety concerns. Remember, don't fist android girls.
@@enderg1196 "*Sniffs* Your Arm..!"
"Its just an Arm."
I think it's because she looks like a loli
koleda is still a kid lmao, her father left when she was about 7-8 and its only a 5 year gap to the current timeline, her interaction grace literally always says that she (koleda) is still growing up
@@slavchems4759 but Koleda's character bio description in the work bench implies she is an adult, or close to an adult, bare minimum probably like 17 or 18, but I also don't know anything about the timeline yet, I only just finished chapter 2, but from the information I have been given, I'm pretty sure it's been quite a bit longer than only 5 years since the fall of the old capital, most likely closer to 10 years, but again, I'm still working my way through the main story, so I may be missing some details
Oh and in response to your reply in the the other comment section, I'm pretty sure Corin is the youngest character in the game currently, not Ellen or Koleda
Knuckles: what’s the worst that could happen
Soukaku: a pure and innocent child
💀
0:12 is that canon?
His character demo
So corrin who is literally estimated to be 16 is approved, but koleda estimated to be +18 based on owning a company is illigal . . . Kinda sus there ma man 😂
Wait, Corin is under 18!?? 🤯😮
@@gabriellegomez2005 well there is also a chance thatvellen might be just under 18 as she is confirmed to be a highschooler, but based on her looking on the older side it would make sense fornher to be a third year, which would estimate her to be 17-18 based on when her birthday is on the school year 😅🤣
Based on Billy (clank noises everyday)
So real for Billy and Lycaon
Knuckle needed to approve Ben Bigger I happy❤❤❤
Goat characters: I dOnT kNoW 😭
Women: aPrOve🥴
These simps will never be men as long as they deny Billy boy and Ben
"Erm, I think Ellen is the best waifu."🤓
"No, it's Nicole!"🤓
Belly and Ben:🗿
@@awesomelevel40k Honestly, I couldn't care about any character in this game, thank you, I thought she was beautiful, but then I got to her mission and started to dislike her (tokusatsu gave me an aversion to this type of character).
Billy ben and lycaon are the easiest approve in the world bro like whaaat lmao
@@awesomelevel40kBilly Ben and Lycaon are the best
Ben supremacy
Koleda Belobog is so smashable wtf
That ending though 😂
So fucking real for the Ellen ranking 😂 and I agreed with every excessive stamping
1:21 I agree
I F***ING AGREE
Koleda is an adult. Corin is a child
For zhu yuan ...million approves
I like Joel mostly cause of her chill attitude. Design also looks good
is it who would you date list or what exacly ?
It's a rating of overall character. Not just a waifu/husbando tier list I think.
More like who would you bang
@@devastatorx5874 I don't think so XD he rated them only based on their looks, age and boobs so I wouldn't be so sure about that
@@HoneyRadish We can never really know.
@@devastatorx5874 It's kinda obvious
Making me regret not choosing belle
Thanks for validating my feelings on Soldier 11 😅
bruh I love Billy so much he could get it ifykyk
People not knowing that small, petite girls of age exist is the most hilarious thing to me. It goes to show how many gamers actually leave their house. Aside from the obvious child characters, some of them are actually of age. 😂
The end 💀
Bro, all the ZZZ characters are S tier. Oh, Piper is illegal? Sokaku... ohhhhh I get it now.
I love the smell of puritanism in the morning
It was never about age, only chest size mattered for him.
Sokaku being uneducated Explains a lot to me. She's so adorable in that view.
No doubt he would have exploded had he seen both Jane and Yanagi
Vergil daughter . Miyabi still approved xD
It's been a long time since I saw it
The end bro😭🤣
Proud Koleda dps main
Knuckles approved Ellen. *She's still in high-school ;-;*
Von Lycan, instant approval from me 😂
emperors new clothes thats crazy
Everyone is a 10/10
In every aspect
Wild that he approved the two underage girls and didn’t for koleda
Koleda is 18-19 since her description mentions she only took the president position of Belabog when she became of age
I love age debates in anime communities
@MemeLordCrusader Not a debate, CCP makes sure of it
Is there a Knuckles video of him rating the cast of his own show? Or maybe we can have Idris Elba do one in real life
>approved Corin and Ellen
>Denies Lucy, Qingyi, Koleda, and Piper
*Hmmmm*
So, on amother note... I beat all the Commision, and reached lvl 40... uhm, it still says I can get Observational Data in some nodes, but I canmot find any new commisions aside from Trust Events in every area. Hell, I even almost got all the Mewmew commisions done, just cant find all the HIA coins...
Basically, what do?
ask the trash can for advice where to find the coins! also, how did you finish so quickly, I've been playing hours every day and still stuck at 32 lol
Yep same, tho I now need to get to lvl 36 to continue the story. For the coins I only have the ones left in Lumina Square so I just go there every time the time changes (morning, afternoon, evening, midnight), check the New Eridu Time and see if it says "Sage in a barrel wants a coin"
Did you do the hard mode versions of the story chapters?
@@amuh4838 The minute the game came out bro, I've played it religiously.
You completed the game. All that is left is doing daily and weekly thingies. Then you can spend the reminder of your time going outside, smelling girls and talking to flowers.