I made my own short chelsea diss track: Verse 1: Blue shirts, but they’re feeling so cold, Bought the squad, but where’s the soul? You sold. All that money, yet you still can’t win, Champions League? That was back when. Your legacy’s fading like Stamford’s grass, Living in the past, but you won’t last. You had Drogba, Terry, but now you’re stale, In the table, you flop, now that’s the tale. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone! Verse 2: From Mourinho to Lampard’s failed dream, Managers come and go, can’t keep a team. Spend millions, but it’s always the same, Still can’t bring heat to the Premier League flame. Kepa in goal, can’t stop the leak, Defenders crack when the challenge peaks. Blues at the Bridge? More like a joke, All your ambition just went up in smoke. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone! Verse 3: Abrahamovic gone, you’re losing your grip, Now it’s a downward spiral, sinking ship. You spent on stars but can’t build a squad, Living on history, but that’s just flawed. The badge still shines, but the heart’s not there, Stamford Bridge silent, it’s just despair. Once you ruled, now you’re stuck in the fray, London’s laughing-you’re fading away. Chorus: Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down, London’s crown? You’re losing ground. Blues turn red when the pressure’s on, Once was king, now you’re gone!
Here you go jamie here is a spurs diss track: (Verse 1) Here we go again, it's another Spurs season, Fans all hyped up, but there ain't no reason, Year after year, it's the same old tale, Chasing those trophies, but they always fail. You got the new stadium, it's looking all flash, But the trophy cabinet's empty, where's the stash? Pochettino, Mourinho, Ange now on the scene, No matter who's in charge, you can't fulfill the dream. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Verse 2) 1991, that's the last FA Cup, Been over three decades, time to wake up, You had a little run in the Champions League, But falling short at the end is your standard fatigue. Kane and Son, yeah, they're doing their best, But without silverware, they ain't passing the test, You talk about glory, you sing all the songs, But the end of the season, you're right back where you belong. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Bridge) North London rivalry, you say you're the kings, But Arsenal's got titles, rings upon rings, You say, "To Dare is to Do," but what have you done? In the race for the title, you're always outrun. (Verse 3) Last-minute drama, it ain't always fun, Lucas Moura in Amsterdam, still didn't get it done, Levy's got his wallet, but ain't spending right, While the real kings of London keep their silverware in sight. The clock is ticking, fans starting to groan, Another year gone, and you're still alone, You might have the style, you might have the flair, But when it comes to trophies, ain't nothing there. (Chorus) Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix, But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix, London's calling, but it's not your zone, It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone. (Outro) Maybe one day, you'll get it right, But until then, keep dreaming in white, 'Cause the No Trophy Zone is where you reside, North London's finest? That's a lie you can't hide.
the one's jamie labled as not sounding like actual songs were like metal and they had pretty sick riffs and double bass drums like 6:55 which sounded like a sabaton song
Don Carlos is so sigma and Vinicius is so skibidi Bellingham rizzler and mbappe is hitting the gritty 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The parts when He doesnt like it Arsenal ending 3:44 Southampton 4:56 Wolves 5:12 Barcelona 5:53 Tottenham 6:48 Man city 9:11 Forest 9:25 Dortmund 10:37 Aston villa 11:01
I love how AI went off topic with Wolves and Forest. The Dortmund went really hard metal, it becomes tungsten. It doesn't exist like Ten Hag's hair was personal. 😂
Chat gpt made this united disstrack🗿🔥 --- Verse 1: Old Trafford’s a joke, a stadium of clowns, Your legacy’s dead, six feet in the ground. Fergie’s ghost can’t save you now, You’re the laughingstock, take a bow. Spent a billion just to play in the dump, Europa League’s calling, you’re stuck in a slump. Maguire’s your captain? Yeah, that’s a laugh, Slower than your downfall, can’t make a pass. Chorus: Man United, you’re washed, you’re done, Once had it all, now you’re no one. Fans still chant, but it's all in vain, You’ll never be champions again. Verse 2: You bought Ronaldo, thought you were slick, But he saw the mess and dipped real quick. Your midfield’s a wasteland, no skill, no flair, Casemiro’s running on fumes out there. Your "legends" are dust, your future’s a joke, Trying to rebuild, but you’re always broke. Glazers own you, sucking you dry, No titles in sight, just tears in your eye. Chorus: Man United, you’re washed, you’re done, Once had it all, now you’re no one. Fans still chant, but it's all in vain, You’ll never be champions again. Verse 3: Look at your rivals, running the show, City’s on top, Liverpool’s in tow. Watching from mid-table, while others succeed, Your dreams have died, along with your greed. You say “20 titles!” but that’s ancient lore, Living in the past while the world scores more. Your fans are delusional, blinded by pride, But every season it’s just a bigger slide. Bridge: You thought you were special, thought you were kings, Now you’re just fools with broken wings. All your success is buried deep, Now all you do is cry and weep. Outro: So say goodbye, your reign is through, The football world’s forgotten you. United’s dead, it’s over now, Go on and cry-take your bow. ---
Chelsea diss got me moving like: 🕺🕺🕺
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@JoshLuigi it was fire
He needs to add that one too
@@jamieknight3650 That’s what i said
I'm a Chelsea fan but that song was fire
10:11 REAL MADRID BRAINROT
It was insane.This be me after💀
At this point, Jamie is officially jobless.
I might just be🔥
He's that one friend that doesn't have a job💀
and still makes more then you
@@kenaking-mr8pocalm down
@@kenaking-mr8pocalm down lil bro 💀
the only thing worse than that Barca diss is my taste in music😅
Lol
22 views 30 seconds you fell off
@@notthescorpion shutup
Lol , Love your vids Jamie your my favourite youtuber
Oof 😅
7:20 Chelsea 1:30 Liverpool 11:48 Man United
Times
Tysm
tysm
No Chelsea starts at 8:02
let’s get this song in the charts🔥🔥🔥🔥 (it’s getting 3 streams at best)
Yeah
I’ll listen to it trust love you Jaime❤️
22 views 30 secs you fell off
is there a link to the song because i can’t find it on spotify
And youve got me listening
Jamie : anything to pay the bills
even at the cost of dissing every football club ever
@@jamiefusselldo a part 2
@@jamiefussellbro is risking his life 🙏
Please do one on burnley and I will erase your memory of the real madrid brainrot@@jamiefussell
@@jamiefusselleven roasting that depressing club
Liverpool Was Genuinely Hard
Fr
I support liverpool
Yup
but Arne Slot is cooking
I support Liverpool but it was ok
“and mbappe is hitting the gridd-“ “GET OUT” killed me 😭
Not gonna lie it kinda hard tho, 5 was harsh if you don’t have brainrot bias
Yo Cootyyyyyy!
We all want the full version of the Chelsea disstrack!
True
Fr
yeah
Yeah
I made my own short chelsea diss track: Verse 1:
Blue shirts, but they’re feeling so cold,
Bought the squad, but where’s the soul? You sold.
All that money, yet you still can’t win,
Champions League? That was back when.
Your legacy’s fading like Stamford’s grass,
Living in the past, but you won’t last.
You had Drogba, Terry, but now you’re stale,
In the table, you flop, now that’s the tale.
Chorus:
Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down,
London’s crown? You’re losing ground.
Blues turn red when the pressure’s on,
Once was king, now you’re gone!
Verse 2:
From Mourinho to Lampard’s failed dream,
Managers come and go, can’t keep a team.
Spend millions, but it’s always the same,
Still can’t bring heat to the Premier League flame.
Kepa in goal, can’t stop the leak,
Defenders crack when the challenge peaks.
Blues at the Bridge? More like a joke,
All your ambition just went up in smoke.
Chorus:
Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down,
London’s crown? You’re losing ground.
Blues turn red when the pressure’s on,
Once was king, now you’re gone!
Verse 3:
Abrahamovic gone, you’re losing your grip,
Now it’s a downward spiral, sinking ship.
You spent on stars but can’t build a squad,
Living on history, but that’s just flawed.
The badge still shines, but the heart’s not there,
Stamford Bridge silent, it’s just despair.
Once you ruled, now you’re stuck in the fray,
London’s laughing-you’re fading away.
Chorus:
Chelsea, Chelsea, falling down,
London’s crown? You’re losing ground.
Blues turn red when the pressure’s on,
Once was king, now you’re gone!
This is very amazing
its actually fire coming from a chelsea fan
@@Cjdjdndjsmsj this is fire bro
Shut up I love chelsea
This is banger
Here you go jamie here is a spurs diss track:
(Verse 1)
Here we go again, it's another Spurs season,
Fans all hyped up, but there ain't no reason,
Year after year, it's the same old tale,
Chasing those trophies, but they always fail.
You got the new stadium, it's looking all flash,
But the trophy cabinet's empty, where's the stash?
Pochettino, Mourinho, Ange now on the scene,
No matter who's in charge, you can't fulfill the dream.
(Chorus)
Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix,
But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix,
London's calling, but it's not your zone,
It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone.
(Verse 2)
1991, that's the last FA Cup,
Been over three decades, time to wake up,
You had a little run in the Champions League,
But falling short at the end is your standard fatigue.
Kane and Son, yeah, they're doing their best,
But without silverware, they ain't passing the test,
You talk about glory, you sing all the songs,
But the end of the season, you're right back where you belong.
(Chorus)
Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix,
But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix,
London's calling, but it's not your zone,
It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone.
(Bridge)
North London rivalry, you say you're the kings,
But Arsenal's got titles, rings upon rings,
You say, "To Dare is to Do," but what have you done?
In the race for the title, you're always outrun.
(Verse 3)
Last-minute drama, it ain't always fun,
Lucas Moura in Amsterdam, still didn't get it done,
Levy's got his wallet, but ain't spending right,
While the real kings of London keep their silverware in sight.
The clock is ticking, fans starting to groan,
Another year gone, and you're still alone,
You might have the style, you might have the flair,
But when it comes to trophies, ain't nothing there.
(Chorus)
Spurs, Spurs, always in the mix,
But when it comes to trophies, man, you just can't fix,
London's calling, but it's not your zone,
It's been too long, welcome to the No Trophy Zone.
(Outro)
Maybe one day, you'll get it right,
But until then, keep dreaming in white,
'Cause the No Trophy Zone is where you reside,
North London's finest? That's a lie you can't hide.
Never let bro cook again
Bro is not cooking
bro used chatgpt
Bro is cooking🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
as a spurs fan I personally want to say from the bottom of my heart u FRICKIN SUCK!!!!!!!
As a heavy metal fan, that Liverpool diss was the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂
FAX
I'm a Liverpool fan, so I was pretty offended, tho the track sounded good to me
RIPPOFF OF OUR CHANNEL!!! 😂
@@Bigben569 as a liverpool fan as you can see from my icon this was actually pretty good.
Tbh the Liverpool diss track was 3rd place just like their team last season 😂
Even though I’m a Liverpool fan I still think it was fire😂
Don Carlo is a Sigma and Vinicius is so Skibidi
Bellingham's the Rizzler and Mbappé's hitting the Griddy
That’s good
the one's jamie labled as not sounding like actual songs were like metal and they had pretty sick riffs and double bass drums like 6:55 which sounded like a sabaton song
The dortmund one had me rolling on the floor😂
Same
The wolves one made me laugh till I cry
At least it did not get published because I'm a dortmund fan if you didn't already tell
Bro, the start of the song was literally AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6:59 10/10 song
U need to put Chelsea on Spotify that song was a vibe to listen to it had me like this:🕺🕺
My guy has a “future career in music”.💀
OHH BRROO BROOO THIS IS FIRE YO 0:14
People who want Jamie to put all 15 tracks on Spotify
👇
Man put the Chelsea one out there
YEAH ITS BETTER THAN UNITEDS SONG
@@Lewa_fan11 That's A Fact
Chelsea got me the vibes
6:48 lil bro was born in 2024 ah song
Fr Lol
And I thought Jamie was runnin outta ideas these vids jus keep getting better lol
Damme man United will never see the light of day again
True
12:30 I feel disrespected as a united fan
That’s the point of the song it’s a DISSTRACK😭🙏
3-0 YNWA
Same
@@BaldtattooeddadAlison overrated Salah is fading away
lol average united fan comment
8:02 bro i love that song
Agreed
As an Arsenal fan every day I watch Jamie’s videos I somehow get dissed
The ai went too hard on united 😭
0:48 you have already done that to yourself.
😂😂😂 nah bruh he be making Fried Fussel with this line 😂😂😂😂😂
2:02 the joy its just , its just so real❤
That nottingham forest one was just about a forest but was honestly so good
Its actually a song🤩🤩🤩🤩
10:48 this is what fc bayern hell sounds like
3:37 bro was enjoying it too much
Jamie is the definition of that one unemployed friend on a Tuesday
Don Carlos is so sigma and Vinicius is so skibidi Bellingham rizzler and mbappe is hitting the gritty 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
While the Wolves diss track wasn’t about the football club, I think we can all agree that it was still a great beat and song
This lad came from out of nowhere on my yt page and suddendly is May fav uk football channel At the moment
This track cannot miss like nunez on goal was a crazy diss track
nah bro, Chelsea diss is fire🔥🔥🔥🔥
12:34 I SUPPORT MAN UTD
ME TO BROTHER
It is so true❤
Dortmund, Wolves, Forest and Aston Villa were the absolute best...😅
4:55 Southampton got me laughing so hard😂😂😂
12:24 the best song
Im a liverpool fan, so this is very bitersweet
Love the vids man!! Keep grinding and keep up all the hard work that you put into your vids!! ❤️❤️❤️
Bro is a musician 💀
Underrated comment
Bro I’m an Arsenal fan the disrespect on our club every Big 6 team in the premier league besides Manchester United hates us 😢😂
8:07 this hurts me physically as a chelsea fan
Same
Init
Exactly bro same
Same but the beat and melody 10/10
Same here 😭 but 2 UCL AND 2 UECL
Let’s be real we all loved the Chelsea one the most it was perfect 👌🏻🔥🔥
Ai beefing with football clubs 🔥
The parts when He doesnt like it
Arsenal ending 3:44
Southampton 4:56
Wolves 5:12
Barcelona 5:53
Tottenham 6:48
Man city 9:11
Forest 9:25
Dortmund 10:37
Aston villa 11:01
1:57 absolute violation there
1:58
Bruh you're everywhere, chuff, Jamie
@@liustanford 🤣🤣🤣
@@codiesmith9425 you should start on if you found me from a comment channel
At least I'm not a dirty guy of u supporting ur team
😂😂
As a Madrid fan, The Madrid one was actually ok 😂
Why do you got to do man United like that AI😢
8:04 CHELSEA DISS
Just downloaded the app, amazing new sub.And they just got a new App user
1:52 that lyric aged well 😂 Arne Slot! La la la la lala!
This comment aged like milk
@@muhammadkhizarharoon2341 it’s one game you can’t judge a manager from a game
@LFCfan3840 it was a joke lad
I actually like slot
@@LFCfan3840defensive liverpool/madrid/barca fans 😭
@@SathlonMagicbro shut up u probably are just a salty United or City fan
I love how AI went off topic with Wolves and Forest. The Dortmund went really hard metal, it becomes tungsten.
It doesn't exist like Ten Hag's hair was personal. 😂
10:20
“GET-“
10/10 +10 because get our
"arteta sniffs pritt sticks and his tactics are bad" got me dying
12:25 R.I.P man United fans
Ima United fan and I’m smiling
7:58 fire...
Chelsea had the best track
3:37
1:29 LIVERPOOL DISS
Chelsea fire song which should’ve won: 7:18
Jamie is never allowed within 100 km of Manchester
Bro not the fa cup roast 😭
@@rushil635 But Jamie shouldn't be talking a Spurs fan🤣
@@MukundiMaunga Lol true 🤣🤣
10:22 hit different just like chelsea and Liverpool
0:12 autism attack 😭
the atmospher at old trafford is amazing
10:55 😭 NOT HOLIDAY VILLAS-
I love u I get hyped every time u upload
❤️❤️
❤@@jamiefussell
chelsea topped in the wrong table
Get this man to 200 thousand by the end of the year
8:35 THE SONG GOT HIM HITTING THE GYOKORES CELEBRATION
lolol
Jamie we need a full version of the Chelsea and Liverpool diss please 🙏
7:11
It’s so catchy
8:36 Gyökeres celebration lol.💀🤣
5:06 you probably wrote "Wolves 🐺" instead of "Wolverhampton Wanderers 😅
“Forest” instead of “Nottingham Forest” too
And Aston Villa lol
I got revenge on Arsenal because my uncle would square to me
Pls put chelsea diss in spotify
This is one of the best video I have ever watched
what is song on 0:17
Gaining season
@@BJM929 tysm brother
Chelsea is Crazy
10:34 LOL
TBH I TRIED TO HOLD MY LAUGH FROM "EVEN YOUR FANS LOOK AHHHHHHHH" LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
@@AZNJ_EDITZthat exact part tho
Chat gpt made this united disstrack🗿🔥
---
Verse 1:
Old Trafford’s a joke, a stadium of clowns,
Your legacy’s dead, six feet in the ground.
Fergie’s ghost can’t save you now,
You’re the laughingstock, take a bow.
Spent a billion just to play in the dump,
Europa League’s calling, you’re stuck in a slump.
Maguire’s your captain? Yeah, that’s a laugh,
Slower than your downfall, can’t make a pass.
Chorus:
Man United, you’re washed, you’re done,
Once had it all, now you’re no one.
Fans still chant, but it's all in vain,
You’ll never be champions again.
Verse 2:
You bought Ronaldo, thought you were slick,
But he saw the mess and dipped real quick.
Your midfield’s a wasteland, no skill, no flair,
Casemiro’s running on fumes out there.
Your "legends" are dust, your future’s a joke,
Trying to rebuild, but you’re always broke.
Glazers own you, sucking you dry,
No titles in sight, just tears in your eye.
Chorus:
Man United, you’re washed, you’re done,
Once had it all, now you’re no one.
Fans still chant, but it's all in vain,
You’ll never be champions again.
Verse 3:
Look at your rivals, running the show,
City’s on top, Liverpool’s in tow.
Watching from mid-table, while others succeed,
Your dreams have died, along with your greed.
You say “20 titles!” but that’s ancient lore,
Living in the past while the world scores more.
Your fans are delusional, blinded by pride,
But every season it’s just a bigger slide.
Bridge:
You thought you were special, thought you were kings,
Now you’re just fools with broken wings.
All your success is buried deep,
Now all you do is cry and weep.
Outro:
So say goodbye, your reign is through,
The football world’s forgotten you.
United’s dead, it’s over now,
Go on and cry-take your bow.
---
5:48 bruh x 1 million
I love how he says about bottle jobs when Tottenham are the biggest bottle jobs in history
Man City's diss was lowkey fire lol, lyrics were insane
Jamie is like that one unemployed friend on a tuesday
10:11 I was literally laughing of cringe
But i couldn't help but laugh at how bad the Spurs diss track was😂
lol the chelsea diss was crazy...!
12:10 bro was cooking
Better than "They not like us" 🗣️ 🔥
drake glazer
0:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dortmund sounded like Greenwood after a litre of beer😂