If I Were A Goy (Beyoncé Parody) | White Collar Brawler

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2010
  • If I Were A Goy (Beyoncé Parody) | White Collar Brawler | Extras
    With apologies to Woody Allen, Philip Roth, and my mother.
    Credits:
    Sound engineering: Will Peebles
    Lyrics: Nate Houghteling and Miles Fisher
    White Collar Brawler is a documentary web series about 2 suits who quit their jobs to gear up for the biggest challenge of their lives: a fight against each other. A www.portal-a.com production.
    Watch the show: www.WhiteCollarBrawler.com
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    In this show, you will see boxing, fighting, jabs, how to boxing tutorials, MMA and UFC fighters, Pacquaio (probably not), knockouts (maybe), Mike Tyson (almost certainly not).
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  • @clovergrass9439
    @clovergrass9439 Год назад +108

    Kicked out 1030 places throughout history...everyone else is the problem.

    • @upscaleavenue
      @upscaleavenue Год назад +4

      Get off of Qanon and go outside.

    • @firewater3523
      @firewater3523 Год назад +1

      Its what they have to do

    • @upscaleavenue
      @upscaleavenue Год назад

      @magyarfajalegjobb373 I'm a goy who supports the Jewish people.

    • @user-kv1kj9pn8p
      @user-kv1kj9pn8p 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@upscaleavenue can't refute what he said I see

    • @stoggafllik
      @stoggafllik 4 месяца назад

      ​@@upscaleavenue

  • @garygnunewzoorevue5748
    @garygnunewzoorevue5748 4 года назад +127

    This comment section is being heavily censored.

  • @banks3388
    @banks3388 2 года назад +136

    I wonder why these guys have been expelled from 109 Christian Minecraft servers?

  • @Bigjimbodanza
    @Bigjimbodanza 4 года назад +168

    And for no reason at all..

  • @michael-on3sg
    @michael-on3sg Год назад +66

    Why are these people so rat faced?

  • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
    @CONGTHEGUERILLA 2 года назад +94

    He sings out in Beyoncé parodies as he strikes you

  • @clovergrass9439
    @clovergrass9439 Год назад +85

    The painter was 100% correct.

  • @crmac135
    @crmac135 2 года назад +90

    Make a "if I were a jew" and you get called antisemitic

    • @OhrCompendium
      @OhrCompendium Год назад +1

      Still, guy said everything he must give up on because his religion forbids it
      We Christians just walk it off by saying (sometimes inaccurately) "It's in the Old Testament, Jesus modernized the law"

    • @LudwigWittgenstein-qi2gn
      @LudwigWittgenstein-qi2gn Год назад +4

      That’s because the social power dynamics are not equal, see: the difference between white power and black power

    • @D3xterJettster
      @D3xterJettster Год назад +1

      Political power stems from the barrel of a gun

    • @soulfuzz368
      @soulfuzz368 9 месяцев назад

      @@LudwigWittgenstein-qi2gnhow do jews not have social power? The are far over-represented in almost every social institution including media, academia, the justice system and have the most billionaires per capita. There is no way this line of logic makes sense.

    • @TonyBMW
      @TonyBMW 7 месяцев назад

      @@OhrCompendiumsuperstitious BS in any case

  • @doxholiday1372
    @doxholiday1372 Год назад +82

    Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck.
    I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying.

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc Год назад +23

      Hmmm, based? Redpilled even? Let me guess, gradually you began to hate them as well?

    • @konterrevolutionbeginnt1457
      @konterrevolutionbeginnt1457 Год назад +9

      @@admontblanc Hate is a Jewish virtue.

    • @firewater3523
      @firewater3523 Год назад +7

      A quote from Mein Kampf

    • @TonyBMW
      @TonyBMW 7 месяцев назад +1

      Only real ones know

  • @ImFordy
    @ImFordy 10 лет назад +114

    Oy vey

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xrypwXgxpe8/видео.html

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 3 года назад +99

    Imagine if you will, I people so disgusting, they need laws forbidding people from criticizing them.

    • @clovergrass9439
      @clovergrass9439 Год назад

      A people who could imagine something as vile, murderous, and obscenely grotesque as the old testament is thoroughly psychopathic.

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 Год назад +1

      There r no such laws lol

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc Год назад

      @@midorimashintaro2092 liar liar buy a dictionary for grammar.

    • @BosphorusFloods
      @BosphorusFloods Год назад +25

      @@midorimashintaro2092 check out all the anti semitic arrest news m8

    • @midorimashintaro2092
      @midorimashintaro2092 Год назад

      @@BosphorusFloods oh you mean hate crimes lol. Don't forget mujahid, that if in the west someone were to attack you because you were muslim, then they too would be arrested for hate crimes.

  • @ninjawhoya2073
    @ninjawhoya2073 4 года назад +53

    Eyes, nose and ears

  • @gas1-valdezkristinacazzand641
    @gas1-valdezkristinacazzand641 3 года назад +46

    It's like anudda shoah!

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/FGl4qRsStAc/видео.html

  • @phihlellotheone8979
    @phihlellotheone8979 Год назад +19

    Kicked out of 109 countries

  • @cps3119
    @cps3119 Год назад +20

    Oy vey, these comments look like anuddah shoah!

  • @jamesleranearthistrollingi6010
    @jamesleranearthistrollingi6010 4 года назад +91

    oven Dodger

  • @libana4081
    @libana4081 10 месяцев назад +12

    The tribe strikes again surprise

  • @mirsaes
    @mirsaes 2 года назад +20

    Goy...does that mean white people? It seems like this is making fun of white people. Why?

    • @ozark8043
      @ozark8043 2 года назад +31

      It's like calling us the N word to them. Then they'll say it's not. Look up some quotes about us with this word through history and it's a real eye opener.

    • @clovergrass9439
      @clovergrass9439 Год назад +4

      Cattle, to be used, milked and slaughtered as they see fit. Now you know what youre dealing with.

    • @mirsaes
      @mirsaes Год назад +9

      @@clovergrass9439 So then, Goy is everyone.

    • @mirsaes
      @mirsaes Год назад +4

      @@ozark8043 I will, thanks.

    • @clovergrass9439
      @clovergrass9439 Год назад +11

      @@mirsaes everyone except them...

  • @carlrichieukmusic
    @carlrichieukmusic 2 года назад +40

    #EuropaTheLastBattleDocumentary
    #InTheNameOfZionDocumentary
    #CommunismByTheBackDoorDocumentary
    #TheSecretMasonicVictoryOfWWIIDocumentary

    • @konterrevolutionbeginnt1457
      @konterrevolutionbeginnt1457 Год назад +1

      #GoyGuideToWorldHistoryDocumentary
      #TheGreatestStoryNeverToldDocumentary
      #Hitler'sWarWhatTheHistoriansNeglectToMentionDocumentary

  • @jimmymoriarty3679
    @jimmymoriarty3679 2 года назад +20

    Pray for hamas.

  • @read_jesus_in_talmud
    @read_jesus_in_talmud 7 месяцев назад +8

    109 for no reason of course

  • @garygnunewzoorevue5748
    @garygnunewzoorevue5748 4 года назад +43

    How come you keep removing my comment?

    • @garygnunewzoorevue5748
      @garygnunewzoorevue5748 4 года назад +22

      Oh manipulating perception of course

    • @garygnunewzoorevue5748
      @garygnunewzoorevue5748 4 года назад +17

      WHOever removes peoples opinions etc. Because they do not want to hear or others to hear is a pathetic human being worthy of little to his fellow man. No matter the creed.

    • @kenshin891
      @kenshin891 Год назад

      Because youre giving him trauma flashbacks as a 9th generation holocaust survivor! Oy vey!

  • @thedamndoor45
    @thedamndoor45 Год назад +14

    👃🏻

  • @abndmt
    @abndmt 12 лет назад +42

    Yeah make a video like this about jews, blacks, or hispanics and see how upset everyone gets.

  • @byteyourownteeth
    @byteyourownteeth 4 года назад +46

    Is this racism?

    • @minuteworld7027
      @minuteworld7027 3 года назад +36

      yes. jews are very racist.

    • @rabbisoros7811
      @rabbisoros7811 3 года назад +34

      Oy vey

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xrypwXgxpe8/видео.html

    • @pepetrillo5189
      @pepetrillo5189 3 года назад +1

      they are not white, they´re jewish ruclips.net/video/p26xGXbam_w/видео.html

    • @shadysheep1984
      @shadysheep1984 Год назад +1

      as whitevperson im definitely extremely offended. im gonna call the cyber police on this lot. this unexpectable

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 3 года назад +15

    The guy singing needs to look more Hasidic/orthodox. Grow those Jew dreadlocks!

  • @justinlikey5884
    @justinlikey5884 Год назад +11

    They forgot to mention black rock...Larry....FINK and how we'll all be homeless soon? Renting shoeboxes like the stupid gohy that we are!

    • @PiplupPlus
      @PiplupPlus 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes you are 1yr we help you silly gohys stop talking this tough when you rely on us

  • @Zamo14
    @Zamo14 9 месяцев назад +7

    Hows Palestine going??

  • @openbordersforisrael6169
    @openbordersforisrael6169 Год назад +14

    👁 👁 We Know

  • @rcfarmer4450
    @rcfarmer4450 2 года назад +9

    HRV~Never slaves. Tip for next "war against slavery" take out the slave holders if you want to actually free anybody. Especially the ones who don't mind calling you a slave with their forked tongue.

  • @vazilimolotov5898
    @vazilimolotov5898 3 года назад +9

    I really like cookies,the chocolate ones...

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xrypwXgxpe8/видео.html

  • @HarshCharlie
    @HarshCharlie 13 лет назад +14

    Lol 'worry free mind' worry is the oldest jewish burden

    • @mildreddavis1684
      @mildreddavis1684 6 лет назад +1

      Only for the mothers.
      And they know that this realm of a world is as a mirror, you send it out and it comes back - which means you create more situations that will cause more worry.
      I thought they were supposed to be smart.

    • @katieblucomedy
      @katieblucomedy 5 лет назад +2

      Just look at these freaking comments. No wonder we worry!

    • @juliennacer8871
      @juliennacer8871 Год назад +7

      @@katieblucomedy expelled from 109 nations.

    • @kenshin891
      @kenshin891 Год назад +5

      ​@@juliennacer8871definitely for no reason whatsoever! Oy vey!

    • @4CelciusDegree
      @4CelciusDegree 2 месяца назад

      ​@@katieblucomedy don't stop worrying honey history is bound to repeat!

  • @Duha_01
    @Duha_01 6 месяцев назад +7

    Ccccccrrrringggggeeee

  • @OceanStudiio
    @OceanStudiio 14 лет назад +6

    This is awesome, just to bad you guys are 2 years late!

  • @ljpurdy5124
    @ljpurdy5124 2 года назад +5

    oy

  • @iBran137
    @iBran137 14 лет назад +7

    the guy in the beginning looked like bob saget

  • @bahnskeexo
    @bahnskeexo 14 лет назад +5

    my bubbie would be so proud :D

  • @olegsuleymanov5226
    @olegsuleymanov5226 4 года назад +9

    How about Esau

    • @doxholiday1372
      @doxholiday1372 3 года назад +7

      You're looking at him. So called "Jews" are descended from Esau NOT Jacob. If they were, they would have become Christians. They haven't, and never will because as Jesus said they cannot hear his voice. And they can't hear his voice because they're not his sheep.
      People assume that someone coming from Palestine during the 1st and 2nd century AD guarantees they were a descendant of Jacob, but the Old Testament itself is a tale of 2 seed lines, and says just the opposite. Jesus consistently spoke of Sheep vs Goats, the Good Tree vs the Bad Tree, the Children of God vs the Children of the Devil.
      The seed of Adam through Seth, then Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob vs the seed of the serpent though Cain, and eventually the Canaanites, whom most of the Israelite tribes allowed to remain in the land (Judges 1). Whom Judah fornicated with via his first wife, Shuah the Canaanitess, creating the Shelanites. (Genesis 38:2-14, Numbers 26:20, 1 Chronicles 2:3, Jeremiah 2:13-22, Jeremiah 24) And whom Esau fornicated with via his first two wives, creating the Edomites. (Genesis 36:1-2, Hebrews 12:16, Josephus Antiquities 13,9,1)
      “Strictly speaking, it is incorrect to call an ancient Israelite a "Jew" or to call a contemporary Jew an "Israelite" or a "Hebrew." ("IDENTITY CRISIS," The Jewish Almanac , compiled and edited by Richard Siegel and Carl Rheins (New York, NY: Bantam Books, 1980) p. 3)

    • @olegsuleymanov5226
      @olegsuleymanov5226 3 года назад +1

      Black people in use and south America are the dependents of the house yacow.
      But you did made a lot of good points !

    • @MegaAvids
      @MegaAvids 3 года назад +1

      Oleg Suleymanov house yacow?

    • @admontblanc
      @admontblanc Год назад +1

      @@MegaAvids Yakob/Jacob, cyrillic doesn't flow perfectly into latin, but with the context clues his point is understandable, even the word 'use' as misspelling of USA is easy to spot.

  • @Jellybeanninja
    @Jellybeanninja 14 лет назад +31

    WOW thank you, this really helped me with my religeous studies homework :)

  • @OrchestraToad
    @OrchestraToad Год назад +3

    Lol what the he-

  • @eelamite
    @eelamite Год назад +3

    "you're a goy" .. uhm.. you mean ga- "No. A Goy"
    Oh.

  • @benmberman
    @benmberman 12 лет назад +2

    @eier Yeah, but not in this case I guess.

  • @koreytd
    @koreytd 14 лет назад +4

    It was OKAY.

  • @firstblazehasalong2481
    @firstblazehasalong2481 4 года назад +1

    b-but why?

  • @doxholiday1372
    @doxholiday1372 3 года назад +18

    This proves Jews aren't the "chosen people" and don't even understand Hebrew. The word goy means NATIONS. It never has, and never will mean "non Jew", and "Gentile" is a made up word taken from Latin for NATIONS.
    “Strictly speaking, it is incorrect to call an ancient Israelite a "Jew" or to call a contemporary Jew an "Israelite" or a "Hebrew." ("IDENTITY CRISIS," The Jewish Almanac , compiled and edited by Richard Siegel and Carl Rheins (New York, NY: Bantam Books, 1980) p. 3)

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xrypwXgxpe8/видео.html

    • @multiply67
      @multiply67 2 года назад

      Thank you kind sir for your fact checking service, here's your reddit gold.

    • @biteme4082
      @biteme4082 Год назад +2

      Looks like we got one that can see😎👍🏻

  • @PonutsAreGreat
    @PonutsAreGreat 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is like that one country song by Johnny Rebel, only for white people.

  • @bellkyss88
    @bellkyss88 14 лет назад +11

    Ha ha ha, a lot better than the original. I would sing to this version. x-D

  • @smokeyjoe6177
    @smokeyjoe6177 2 года назад +1

    Shiksas

  • @WillHoughteling
    @WillHoughteling 14 лет назад +8

    "he'd call his first born trip, because he would be third" -- dying

  • @MrFFSMAN
    @MrFFSMAN 5 месяцев назад +3

    oy vey...

    • @MrFFSMAN
      @MrFFSMAN 5 месяцев назад +2

      shut it down

    • @4CelciusDegree
      @4CelciusDegree 2 месяца назад

      ​@@MrFFSMAN That's too dangerous shut it down Susan

  • @benmberman
    @benmberman 12 лет назад +2

    @eier Goy has a connotation of WASP.

  • @Nevayn
    @Nevayn 14 лет назад +6

    lol I liked when the dude came up behind the girl and helped her and then the other dude tried and got rejected. xDDDD Best part I gotta say I watched it twice. Hey, I didn't even know about you guys until it came up on my thing as 'barelypolitical favorite this vid'. I'm glad they did. xDDD Cuz I did. too (:

    • @MisterWessells
      @MisterWessells 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/xrypwXgxpe8/видео.html

  • @livelovelaugh2130
    @livelovelaugh2130 2 месяца назад

    As a Jew I approve of this song. Also, I love the comment section. Bitching about us Jew boys done right. Ie it's funny

  • @Gorilla922
    @Gorilla922 13 лет назад +2

    press 0:01 to skip add

  • @michaels3946
    @michaels3946 2 года назад

    Ok going to make another plea to put this on the iTunes Store for purchase 🤑

  • @katieblucomedy
    @katieblucomedy 5 лет назад +1

    I had to pause the video cause I fucking lost it at "alcoholics anonymous"

  • @OrchidLei
    @OrchidLei 12 лет назад +1

    I love Jewish/Israeli guys. I knew why Ghostride the Volvo felt so right.

    • @stoggafllik
      @stoggafllik 3 года назад +4

      Ok orchidlei. You race traitor

  • @Gabeitch93
    @Gabeitch93 Год назад +5

    LOXISM

  • @biteme4082
    @biteme4082 Год назад +11

    F
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    😉👍🏻

  • @rabbisoros7811
    @rabbisoros7811 3 года назад +24

    Oy vey

  • @Cabbage22927
    @Cabbage22927 3 года назад +15

    Oy vey