RIP comment section. People are asking for likes every where. No talent yet want attention.. What have we come to? wow. I'd be pissed if I was deji :/
idk if this is funny but here I go a Japanese girl slept wit several man and got twins with each of them and was broadcasted on news so the next day two guys were talking abt it and 1 of them ask what's her name he said sum yong ho
Want to hear a joke? (I swear this is not that like or bad luck bullshit)
ComedyShorts"GAMER"
LCK Booster u wot
Lol. Get it
Hahahahahaha,yo m8 good joke!!! :D
Lol
Hahhaahaha
Roses are red
Violets are red
Trees are red
Holy shit my garden is on fire
nice fail
PnA Orange Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything's black
Darkness, depression, suicide
PnA Orange fire is orange
+Ekow Turkson how is it a fail?
PnA Orange hahahaha
"sweet, but tasteless." Word's of a genius
it means it only tasted like sugar
"That alien jizz actually tastes nice" Deji 2k15
Not its 2k19
@@halloyoyo1233 DUUUUUHHH, 2K25
I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ
2015*
You virgin.
@@jordanharper3490 i lile you sofas jizz yeah 😎😎😎
I like when people try candy from other countries, it's always interesting to see what people think.
King Tyler yeah, other countries hate our food tho
King Tyler I draw all of my own pfps
Raven Goddess you have epic food we just have normal stuff in the uk
No we have epic food and they have normal food^
I watch hardcore porn with speakers on full blast and the doors and window open
Remember when the the RUclips comment section use to be funny?
No
+Brodie Husb darude- sandstorm
darude sandstorm,hope this made ur day
No
Hard to say I can.
"I like alien jizz" - Deji 2015
AVRidley genji 2015*
+דבע מאסטר ?
0:00 Lmao 😂
so early that the vid plays in 144p
***** touch me
First to like askagansta
I make free music.
Mines in 720p
***** so early i cant even see the video
Don't hit show more
Since you did, have a great day! You're awesome!
You sit, are a good person, unlike those idiots who don't have anything better to do then beg for likes
Thanks! Who actually gives a shit though! Thanks!
Yay
josh stillman Its also read more.
Well since I'm in England, I have a good evening or night?
No one
Litteraly No one:
"I like ALIEN JIZZ!!!"
stfu
🤣🤣🤣🤣 no cap
4:04
5:58 The sound of Deji dying in front of us.
Jeez i like your name
In this comment section you will see:
99.9% don't scroll comments
0.1% normal comments
Dont scroll
Like or oh fuck off
+lamessbuke so true man
Sweg
MrGameplay stupid weird and gay is the meaning
Where can I find this 0.1%
5:58 The most weird heave I have ever heard.
Lol 😁 😝 am fucking dying
+Ali Amina ikr
+JLBZombie and 3:50 as well
your Japanese is great deji and your one of my top five people who I like on RUclips
JLBZombie i
That hat is an inflatable ball
Yeh I know
Hi
Werido
Cristobal D
Happy_Slime
*"That Alien Jizz actually tastes nice" "I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ!"*
Thats not a hat! Its a plastic ball!
LOLOL
+CuteCracker HD paper ball
Yeah exactly
HOW WERES THE OTHER HALF 😲
Silent Gaming you have to blow into a hole to make it expand
RIP comment section. People are asking for likes every where. No talent yet want attention.. What have we come to? wow. I'd be pissed if I was deji :/
ikr :(
+Harry English A Leeds fan I'm not the only one
Marching onnnn together Oliver pagden
Like the comment above if you think what he said was true
+Adham Arafa Just stop.
Who is watching on August 16th exactly a year after this was made
me
me
Me
1 YEAR and 2 days after this was made
somedody probably is. But you my friend are unfortuantly 2 days late ;)
The way Deji translates Japanese is hilarious. 😂
Luna Nation ikr 😂😂😂
Damn imagine how easy I'd be to poison Deji sending him random shit...
Yasssssss omg XD
***** please don't get the idea of actually doing it
>:)
+Luke Lindstrom packages are constantly checked for illegal stuff, so don't try this.
+OldMan Ding if that was true, then Silk Road wouldn't be a thing
do you know whos awesome?
me
die or like
Like or die*
Shut up you with your fucking stupid spam comments!
Read this and you'll survive from all like or die comments and bad luck comments.
Harry Mcivor Just so you know, that's pretty much what the troll expected from his troll.
Reported :)
I JUST CAME BACK TO A VIDEO THAT I HAVENT SEEN SINCE RELEASED, LOVE YOU DEJI!❤️
1:43 it's sweet but it doesn't have taste!! that makes so much sense lol hahaha
One PerfectAngel he meant flavour
Its sour but no taste i think what he wants to say
tyler1-guygamer yes but sweet isn’t sour
Pretty sure I heard that Japanese McDonalds put real shit on their burgers? Japanese people know how to live 10/10
How does one do mnecraft?
Hugo Saint spread the cheeks
well that escalated quickly
Naveed shakeel cheeky
Brad Does Minecraft was that pun intentional? xD
Remember this?
Darude-Sandstorm
Ahh 1990s...
Nah
Giroud-Badform
ValidEar x SUOMI :)))))
Darude-Dankstorm
Deji u seriously are the most funniest dude i have ever seen like WOW ur every video makes me laugh 😂
I will forever come back to this video
did deji almost cry over a potato chip
or crisps, rather
[IG] Brok3n_ yes he did
[IG] Brok3n_ lmfao
Not crisps its "Chris piss".
Yes lol crisps are the bomb
Brok3n_ lol lol
I really want to meet deji, I feel like he'd actually be a really cool person to hang out with.
Because he says he says he got
A DIG BICK
No DeltANT31 because he is an awesome person
Love these old vids
3:15
I'm alOUUUUUUUGH I'm allright xDDDD
listen from 2:42 with ur eyes closed
😂 😂 am dying
+Alp Taşdelen enka okullarından mısın
That does sound weird
lol sexy!!!!
+Liam Macrae wierdo
do you know who's awesome?
read the 2nd word
Well, that comment was a fail...
Beg
That isnt getting you subscribers
Gaming with Johan like i tried.
Cheers man. I appreciate your kind words :)
2020 and still watching dejis old videos. Miss old deji
*"this alien jizz actually taste nice. I LIKE ALIEN JIZZ"*
He sure has a nice vocabulary in front of his parents xD
XD ikr
your the best youtuber Deji
FUCK YOU
+Joey R ikr he is
+NapoleonBonaparte totally "I LIKE ALEIN GEEZ"
dejis gag reflex is just priceless 😂👌
I frikin love deji everything he does is so entertaining
5:05
2EPIC BRO'S aaaaa
LIL LXRD He transformed for 3 secs lol
Lol
Lmao
earliest I've been on a csg video
Mylesgaminghd k lad
Kool stori breh
Lel!
Same
try norwegian candy and food that is amazing :D
I'm a black Norwegian and i confirm that its good
Tobias Sildvik Friberg no norwegian food is shit
Tobias Sildvik Friberg eat finnish candies:D
***** some people dont know that everyone has there own opinions
Tobias Sildvik Friberg 5-0 tomorrow my man on the left hattrick
WE WANT VIDEOS LIKE THIS!! LOOK HOW MUCH VIEWS IT HAS!!! BECAUSE WE LOVE U DOING CHALLENGES!!! I LOVE THESE TYPE OF VIDS INSTEAD OF DRAMA!!
3:51
AUEEEEEEEAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIGH UUUUUUUUEAAAAAAAIIIIIIGH
5:58
AUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUGH
Lets go old school
Like in 10 seconds or die tonight
like
Laughed at every moment:'D Deji, you're great bro! :D
Deji: trying Japanese candy
Me: oh no
Diabetes: here I come
😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
@@Jn_-mp4ce it was 3 years cmon cut em some slack
I live in Japan and I'm always amazed by what candy they come up with
Anyone else think at 4:18 laughing. I almost dies when he said, "unicorn shit" 😂😂
5:57 ded
Xu Shu that voice crack doh😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO
6:13 that's a fish candy called *kabayaki*. It does taste good for me since i know what it is and brings me back the memory of my childhood
That clapping Intro was a piece of art
What do you call a magic poo?
Poo-dini!
+Tomo-PS3 heavy man
You Got it from vanoss
What do you call magic poo?
You now have....
plaes hav prober spellin
okai bosz
4:04 "Yo! I like Alien jizz!" -Deji 2015
DAT intro doe lmao love u deji
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen, Deji is the best youtuber in the world
I love your show 😂😂😂
2:11 you go from it’s extraordinary to its not bad 😂
my ribs was about to snap in half with laughter, funniest vid ever!!
i love when your happy
Does anybody else want some Japanese candy after whaching this?
Yes Still Hungry Ass fuck after watching this video
I can just imagine his dad behind the camera watching him 😂😂😂
He sure is jealous that his own son is eating good stuff from a few thousand miles to the east!
@@KaijuForceNeo wow 7 years later
your awesome man you make me laugh
Love the intro
deji just beat the shit out of fousey lmfao
dam right
haha yall also here too
I can’t stop replaying the clapping part 😂
I really miss this deji
The way he makes things up when he says he can read Japanese is so funny cloud poo 😂
What do you call a Japanese protest?
a SITUASIAN.
funny
fucxing Cringe
ok
Listen from 6:03 with your eyes closed. Deji is sure choking something..
Santana Madrid yeah
i so want one of those bags
Csg ur videos are best
5:58 wtf xD
Crauble7777 😂😂
Aya aeoooo that’s the noise he made
Who's watching this 2019
I love this video right here
Let’s bring this video back for no reason
idk if this is funny but here I go a Japanese girl slept wit several man and got twins with each of them and was broadcasted on news so the next day two guys were talking abt it and 1 of them ask what's her name he said
sum yong ho
lol
Thats not a japanese name dummy
You never fail to make me laugh Deji😉😂😄
Deji your sooo funny keep it going
This was the very first comedyshortsgamer video i watched
i like alien jizz - CSG/Deji 2015
Don't scroll down
You thought I was one of these pricks yeah?
Ha
Yes
You still are
Yet you are
BrickerDude Gaming You still are when you try and lure people to press see more
I MISS OLD CSG VIDEOS!
deji do a video on how you record all your videos and how you edit them
5:58 deji is dying from inside
You are so Good and cool Comedy Shorts Gamer!😄
*You're
+Joel Solheim "you're" means "you are" you know. So you can't exactly correct something that is correct.....
I'm not engrish either... chinese. But I was born here in England so I pretty much know the English language as much as everyone else lol
I don't know what I said that indicated that i was offended... idek what was offensive. If you think its offensive then... thats a problem haha
Your are so fucking dom
the good ol' days...
DEJI!!!!
You scream a lot
Quinx well that's deji for you my friend
Maryam Mahir genji*
Devil Monkey123 WHT?!
TTD GHOST deji genji
yes because little kids love it
The first one wasnt a hat its a ball😂😂
The begining i want that as my ringtone
I love how u end saying kon'nichiwa
"peace. *(translation) hi!"
3:52
5:06
5:58
By the way try Pakistani candy/sweet🇵🇰🍭
Pakistan Zindabad
Thanks mate
THE LEGEND27
really?
IKR Japanese sweets are the best!
This guy is hilarious!
Surprised the sweets weren't just live octopus and lobster tbh
5:58 when you step on a slimy thing in the changing rooms
5:04 killen me!!!🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for eating all those candies from my country! Btw, come to Yokosuka, Japan if ya can!