Dude Skeppy is the worst he made a video about how to pretend to be Owner on any server, but then said you have to be Owner on said server first. Explain to me again why he has 1.5mil subs? I’m calling sub bots rn.
you've broken over 5000 beds. think of how many minutes that is just breaking them. that's at least an hour and a half just punching beds if it takes one second to break a bed..
Its nice to see people still watching Techno's streams after 3 years. EDIT: 4 Years now EDIT 2: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES EDIT 3: 5 Years now EDIT 4: 6 Years now EDIT 5: 7 years now
i love the way you talk, you counteract yourself when you are talking, you said "I have a wife and kids" and the proceded to kill the dude and also you said "leave me alone, let's bully some more teams"
“What are you doing I have examssss” - person “Sounds like a you problem” - the dude who used that as a video topic literally every other day last year. His name is techno
Me: Techno lives in Cali... Me: *runs down the streets screaming "COINNSSSS"* Eventually techno will appear.. you will know it is him cus of his elbows.. (if he has bad elbows... ummm run...)
I don't think it's sad, I'm happy he left so much after him so when u miss him u can always come back and rewatch - it would have been sad if we couldn't
6:20 You purchased TNT You purchased Wool You purchased Wool You purchased Wool You purchased Golden Apple You purchased Fireball You purchased... wait for it... TOO MUCH
if i could make one thing in the world change..... id make sure videos are banned and those who attempt to make them get executed and tortured by the state... jk
17:26 later did he know that the green man he killed would become a mutant telletubby and rise to become techno’s biggest rival. (Also that was a joke and techno NEVER DIES)
I have taken French for over a year and I have not taken a single Japanese class and yet I can speak Japanese more fluently than French. I have watched too much anime.
"I Know I'm the guy who says I'm going to get 10,000,000 subscribers, you know I like to set realistic goals" - Techno 2017 Watch this space (Right Here)
"I don't know how to pronounce words because I read books but don't talk to people. Its an interesting problem leave me alone." I do the same thing... 😥😶
I subbed to this channel in the summer of last year (2016), and he was almost at 90k subs, but now he is at 360k subs... He grew so fast in a year :). I think he grew 4x his subs since a little more than a year
Thank you so much RUclips, for recommending me these streams. These streams were my childhood and I am so glad that RUclips is re recommending me them.🙏
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"at some point you're gonna meet the teammate that just like sheers your wool whenever you try to leave base"
oh you mean skeppy?
Yes Skeppy
Dude Skeppy is the worst he made a video about how to pretend to be Owner on any server, but then said you have to be Owner on said server first.
Explain to me again why he has 1.5mil subs? I’m calling sub bots rn.
Lord Drakostar what has bait come to these days
It's at 22:20
Lord Drakostar "sub bots" lmfao are you a clown or a circus
“266 is an average”
Me with my 1 win total: mom come pick me up I’m scared
😂😂
nooooo
420 likes
I don’t have a single final kill
I’ve played for a year and I have like 18 wins
I love how he treats his enemies not as threats but final kills.
no he sees them as coins
@@beybladesaez4160 more as VIEWWW
@@hostagnathoma6364 yup agreed
no he sees them as clickbait
We need an all of the above option
41:51 “I dont have health. Wait, I can afford an apple!” Wish that health worked like that irl
I was watching this clip as soon as I saw this comment
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Isnt that a deep meaning comment?
That would be a very convenient thing right now....
People do be stocking up on toilet paper while im stocking up on apples
you've broken over 5000 beds. think of how many minutes that is just breaking them. that's at least an hour and a half just punching beds if it takes one second to break a bed..
Ben Deal -it takes like -0.25 seconds- *Just ignore my comment and move on*
lowercaseletters dumbass no it doesnt
Ben Deal think about how long he has taken just running/bridging from one island to another
Humpty Dumpty dumbass
Ben Deal about 83 minutes
Its nice to see people still watching Techno's streams after 3 years. EDIT: 4 Years now EDIT 2: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES EDIT 3: 5 Years now EDIT 4: 6 Years now EDIT 5: 7 years now
Oi there mate, ow's it goin?
@@barkbarkwoof9326 im bri-ish
@@eryclmao5002 Hey, I'm just a regular american man here doing terrible impressions of accents, when I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork, no worries!
@@barkbarkwoof9326 not the best impression considering british people dont type like that they type normal
@@officialndl9549 Of course, of course. :D
He be like: 266 is average
Me: THREE WINS IN A ROW LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Luke DeNezza pftt, I got a SEVEN winstreak today! Beat that!
Huh huh yeah right
I was afraid to play ehen i had 2
I'm on a one game winning streak
I don't think I have even hade a win streak of higher the 2
Techno: "I have a very strict friendship policy."
*'powersale58 joined.'*
Me: "Yeah, right."
Probably someone’s alt or one of his school friends
TheZMasterX -Random Videos thats still friendship
Techno: You don't get winstreaks in doubles that's just not a thing.
Also Techno 3 seconds later: Alright let's win video games
15:46 "I have 3500 viewers"
2 years later he gets 35000 viewers
Edit: Now its 100K+
Edit 2: 300K+
Edit 3: 850K now
Edit 4: 2.1 mil now
Minecraft moNdAyS
*60k
@@oconnor7664 isnt 72k his peak?
@@dofw.mp4330 mostly he gets 50-60k viewers idk about 72k tho
@@oconnor7664 72k was the peak
"will i add you as a friend? no"
**HAS 13 PAGES OF FRIENDS**
probably just admins, youtubers and old friends from before he made videos and stuff
thats not a lot lol
@@allana2019 and leaderboard players and some people he likes personally
well the amount of friends he have are 88
i have 183 pages man
I wish hypixel would give him a permanent 0th place mark in the lobby so that people can still go for number 1 but he will still be remembered
YES
Yes
Needs more thumbs up let’s go people! We’re talking PERMA 0th place and Pig Rank!! This would mean a lot to techno
“ I don’t actually hate everyone, well I do but it has nothing to do with that” 😂😂😂
"269!! nice"
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
It was at 69 so I didn't like
Did you notice when techno said "stop writing "notice me" some people unsubed
@@thepossum4222 yea i dont know why
? When did this happen
369 likes nice
Techno: "He is coming to kill me, woo! Good thing I have no prot!"
Also Techno: runs multiple times near diamonds and refuses to pick them up
i love the way you talk, you counteract yourself when you are talking, you said "I have a wife and kids" and the proceded to kill the dude and also you said "leave me alone, let's bully some more teams"
Techno: *Nine hundred ninety ninneeee*
Me: *number threeeee*
More like: number ONEEEEEEEEE
Lmao same!!!
I can wish i have nummer three
@@marksuiding826 me to
I love his natural humility when he is relaxing in bedwars. He goes in, truly believing he is screwed, and flawlessly ruins them. He never dies.
Imagine if glaire was number 10 on the leader board and techno didn't know
💀💀💀
Wish i had the name sub2technoblade
I've met someone ingame with that name lol
Same at least my yt name is
@@broncosfan303- lies you non
Then change your current name
hibiki they probably changed their name- what a loserrr
Random doanter - "I love u Technoblade"
Technoblade - "I love me too"
Techno: how do I keep this win streak going in duos
Me: glair is the best teammate
Alright guys time to watch technoblade for an hour straight
My brother I've missed you
Ok
Yoooooo same
Rest In Peace Technoblade 🕊
“What are you doing I have examssss” - person “Sounds like a you problem” - the dude who used that as a video topic literally every other day last year. His name is techno
You, Did you start this horrible comment trend
if technoblade was russian
*TECHNOVLAD INTENSIFIES*
Lol
Tachnovlad
But he already is russain. He does it at the start of every game.
technoslav
Techno then: I’m gonna hit 10M subscribers but I like to set realistic goals
Techno now: 😀
I was searching for this :D and if I had not seen this I would have wrote exactly the same thing :D
Techno now: (skull emoji) o7 RIP
@@epicuber1351 that’s quite a bit rude
@@average__height8033 how is that rude??!?!?!! o7 and RIP symbolises respect...
@@epicuber1351 To be fair he gained 3m subscribers in 3 days
I love when technoblade says “ let’s win some video games “
Me: Techno lives in Cali...
Me: *runs down the streets screaming "COINNSSSS"*
Eventually techno will appear.. you will know it is him cus of his elbows.. (if he has bad elbows... ummm run...)
children on youtube
elbows hot no matter what. no cap
@@sennlukas no kneecap just elbow
@@racheache i-
w h a t
@@sennlukas so you said no cap which reminded me of kneecaps..sorry lol I’m forever tired
I got so scared when he said, "thanks for subscribing, Trevor"
Techno’s new phrase “Glaire is a god”
Anyone know his mod?
Kpmccain he has no mod
Kpmccain Glaire is the mod.
Blake Puckett ikr
Idk, he's chinese
techno: celebrating
some random dude in the in-game chat: Stroke my meat slab
Lmao
Uuhhhhhhh
"Connor, let's reproduce" 😭
22:12 Little did he know he'd be at that goal at some point. Rest in peace, technoblade.
Just went through the whole stream. Really awesome to listen to when doing other things and to watch as well!
Technoblade: I love fireballs! There so good!!
Gboy80: I’m unsubscribing
Its the type of item that you hate to see but love to own it
@@ChiptuneDCI same thing lol
It's sad hearing technos voice. Technoblade never dies
I don't think it's sad, I'm happy he left so much after him so when u miss him u can always come back and rewatch - it would have been sad if we couldn't
Why r u sad?
@@aimless_playz7578 technoblade actually died Mann 😢 😭 😭😭😭😭😭
Smeh he dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"i read books but never talk to people
the story of my life lmao
Except it’s irony, because you were referring to your life being a story as we were talking about books. I understand that joke, very funny hahaha.
@@1_Trident i exclusively talk to people and i’m pretty sure you mean eye-runny
@@malachipg7576 I don’t get the joke
6:20
You purchased TNT
You purchased Wool
You purchased Wool
You purchased Wool
You purchased Golden Apple
You purchased Fireball
You purchased...
wait for it...
TOO MUCH
I'm not the only one who's using this as a lullaby right?
Right?
*His voice is just so calming. ;-;*
and then you have the streamers that scream every 3 seconds
nah I watch his videos when going to sleep alot
Yep
Lmao same
Ok
Technoblade: (Teaming with gray to get a final)
Also Technoblade: Wait aren't you a final? and proceeds to get 2 finals
"I'm not looking at my win streak ever again"
well that did not age well
Wait is this before the world records im pretty sure its post world record?
@@mohammadibrahim-fw6ui yeah it was after it did age well
He said this because of the win streak although in a later one with someone else he acknowledged his own winstreak he was getting from it.
"266 winstreak is above average for 4's"
*me sweating my ass off at 2am with a 1 winstreak, playing for 7 hours*
Lol same
Thank you for always making us smile technoblade, fly high king 👑💖 technoblade never dies
Tecnoblade never dies
he was a legend TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Technoblade never dies!
For TECHNO!!!
He alr dead lol
"I am never gonna be looking at that winstreak ever again."
*Little did he know, he's gonna get over 1000 wins in a row*
This is after the 1k winstreak
Yeah
You will always be in my leader board 🐽👑
That doesn’t make sense, please explain
@@TweetyStickFigure just think about it
@@reebs6704 yeah I still don’t know, that’s why I’m asking dipshit
@@TweetyStickFigure he died on july 31
@@muzplayz949 he died a little over 2 days ago
“I mean you need a connection to the server to pull it off”
No wonder I don’t have any wins
49:59 Chat: Technoblade how hot are your elbows? Technoblade: They are incredibly attractive
22:05 He did in fact get his 10 million subscribers.
Teacher: If you could make one thing in the world change what would it be?
Me: Techno gets 10mil!1!1
if i could make one thing in the world change..... id make sure videos are banned and those who attempt to make them get executed and tortured by the state... jk
Godzala Lmfao
Godzala no it should be Technoblade gets more subs then pewdiepie
if i could change one thing in the world i would make techno have two billion subs
lolol sub bots can fix that
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Techno never said,”Technoblade never dies” in this stram!!!!!! WHAT IS LIIIIIFE?!??1!1!?
Fire Wolf18 actually it’s what a scam not what is life
Swimmernightdog 179 she/he didn't say techno said "WHAT IS LIFE?!?!" that's just what they said
Brooklyn Kittiez I know but it would’ve made a reference because it is a technoblade Video
Now everyone will bother you for spelling stream wrong
I think he got kidnapped
17:26 later did he know that the green man he killed would become a mutant telletubby and rise to become techno’s biggest rival. (Also that was a joke and techno NEVER DIES)
Technoblade: *says lets get ten mil subs as a joke*
Technoblade 4 years later with 15 mil subs
"That was intentional. I knew that ledge was there."
"Yes my videos are great I love me too."
We all know why we are re-watching his streams from like 4 years ago...Techno, please, I need content
oh man this aged poorly
@@malachipg7576 TOO SOON BRO
Well shit
@@sia4479 I'm coping...
I'm only here so I can pretend he's still here for a little while longer
This is why I love watching streamers, so much content to watch
Technoblade will be missed😔 rip.
Fly high legend
Tecnoplane will live on
Rip technoblade never dies
Rip legend
Technoblade never dies
This makes me sad he was always so happy no matter Rest In Peace fly high🕊
حبيبي
First not unlisted technoblade stream?!
Unseen Minecraft not the first
Unseen Minecraft don't jinx it
It will be unlisted soon lemme copy the link to give to friends oh wait i aint got none
Unseen Minecraf
Unseen Minecraft thats skeppy...he always deletes streams
Yup, he got onto the bedwars leaderboards.
Love rewatching Techno content and its super nice to see many new and old fans still coming back supporting his channel.
22:09 "We're gonna get 10 million subscribers, but I like to set realistic goals" now has 14.6 mil. Congrats Techno, rest in peace.
15.4m*
It’s always great to come back to the good stuff and remember him as who he really was. A pvp GOD. He’s up there slaying creepers and pawning nerds. 😢
35:06
”I don’t actually hate everyone, well I mean I do but that’s, it’s not related to that”
It's fun watching the notifications show up 30 minutes after techno called them out
All a part of my MASTER PLAN
StrayBeer u have 119 likes be proud
yeahhhhhhhhhhh no
PaytonMN be quiet child
~technoblade 2017
I have a Guest Plan that cost 0$. You spent -3$ on that plan lol
RUclips knows how to make me cry by recommending this today.
4:08 "notice me technoblade, NEVER cosmicblaze"
*Paradox alert*
man I was a comedy genius
@@ashtimbog true
@@ashtimbog true
@@ashtimbog was? This is comedy gold
@@angrybook_no i revoke your comedy gold and hereby give myself the unfunny award
“Down with the bourgeoisie”
Kills bourgeoisie
He has become the bourgeoisie!!!
"Yes. Hmm. Confidence." 7:33
Love that one.
World : TechnoBlode your Mic is Muted.
TechnoBlode : NO ALL ARE LIES!!!
World : *Realizes volume is at zero*
Aneecraft nope the chat is just retarded
I love when people try to get likes and expect to get like 50 and didn't even get 20
@@henrygoslee1395 did you just like your own comment?
Lol no
"at some point you're gonna meet the teammate that just like sheers your wool whenever you try to leave base"
skeppy has entered the chat
did anyone realize “Krinios” donating and techno not knowing who they were.
5 years later and we are still watching his stream and he is dead
watching his old videos always for the most original humour ever found in videos. always respect for this man
Techno: Calling people out for stream sniping the entire stream.
Glair in the background just being a god: Hi
I have taken French for over a year and I have not taken a single Japanese class and yet I can speak Japanese more fluently than French. I have watched too much anime.
I can speak Japanese and I approve of this
僕わ日本人でこれはいですよ
Techno’s voice is amazing
4 years later and its still on everyone's recommended
People: Hey Techno your mic is muted.
Technoblade: Type 1 in chat if mic is muted.
People: 1111111
I got that joke
"i mean,my goal is to get 10 mil,but i have more realistic goals"
This aged well
10 mil now
@@derwolf158 10.2 mil now
15.2 mil now :(
@@thatoneweirdphoenix709 godamn it
@@thatoneweirdphoenix709 15.4 mil now 😭
this si my 3rd or 4th time rewatching the whole of techno's channel, never gets old
REWATCHING MORE TECHNO STREAMS CUZ WHY NOT
Technoblade 5 years ago: “10 mil subscribers let’s try to set a realistic goal”
Now:
I’m watching this while doing homework for collage, thanks for keeping a good commentary, fly high techno.
1935: In 2019 we will have flying cars!
2019: A pig on the leaderboards for a Minecraft minigamr
Free 6ix9ine and YNW Melly sry but this was made in 2017 and he is not on the leaderboard currently sooooooooo yes but actually no
Trololol
Nobody:
2:24 : lets make glass out first layer
why did i comment this 3 months ago
daales why did you reply 11 months ago
Zynexx why did you reply 5 hours ago
@@daales. why didn't you wait 22 months to respond (ago)
The Effect of logic idk
"I Know I'm the guy who says I'm going to get 10,000,000 subscribers, you know I like to set realistic goals" - Techno 2017
Watch this space (Right Here)
i lost the last piece of my sanity when glaire typed "good boy" in the chat when techno fought of his opponent successfully.
(ts. 36:15)
"I don't know how to pronounce words because I read books but don't talk to people. Its an interesting problem leave me alone." I do the same thing... 😥😶
This is actually very, very common by people who read a lot
22:50 "Techno your ..." *Mike .... Subscribed*
Perfect timing
22:10 Is apparently “unrealistic”
i have notifications on but it always tells me when a stream is over.
Damitwolfy why
same
I know i hate when that happens
Damitwolfy rip
@@MakhafolaNwhat happend
technoblade be humming the first 4 notes of john cena theme every now and the entire vid
Holy, your channel is really growing! It was under 200k just a few months ago. Now it's nearly 400k.
Ikr! Btw nice channel I subbed :)
I subbed to this channel in the summer of last year (2016), and he was almost at 90k subs, but now he is at 360k subs... He grew so fast in a year :). I think he grew 4x his subs since a little more than a year
Now it’s 500k!!!!
almost 2 mil!
3 MIL POGGERS
0:00 lol glaire just lost his rights
22:12 "I like to keep my goals realistic" boy that aged well
Its good to see people still watch techno blade after 6 years ❤❤
im still watching these vids and streams even after 4 years
Thank you so much RUclips, for recommending me these streams. These streams were my childhood and I am so glad that RUclips is re recommending me them.🙏
me: supposed to be doing hw
also me: i wanna watch old technoblade videos so i aint gonna do the shitty math hw