Crab Expert Prepares The Perfect Crab
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- In this video I will teach you how to cook crab. Crab is healthy and tasty. This is a french recipe because I studied cooking in French. But I was too good at cooking French food so I had to call the other chefs Belgians because they weren't worthy of being called French. They agreed. That's just how good I was at cooking.
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Music:
French Music. Accordion a lot of it. 
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Bonjour, Merci for watching my video on my le reddit I will post un HQ picture of the Crab.
www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
Ayy
Oh hey I'm first
Ahhh a French have you surrendered yet
oui oui baguette
donc tu parles francais?
Nous allons vous inscrire aux guide michelin Chef Kilian
Acutally thought kilian was a legit chef for 20 seconds
That's the kilian experience
legit mistake.. unless it wasent the first 20 seconds :?
He is a legit chef
wait... he is legit legit? i mean all this over the topness and stupidity is the type of humor but is he really a chef?
I thought so too, right until he brought out the pepsi max. We know a real chef would use coke.
Me too until he said "oskalad brödrost" which means "unpeeled toaster"
“I wanted rain, and I thought the best way to get it was to make God cry.”
(Sorry for good quality)
Elliott Angilley why
@@kevinward550 that was a quote from when Killian posted the finished product onto the subreddit shittyfoodporn. Someone asked him why he did it and that was his response
Arvind h. I know i was quoting the guy who asked “why”
some black metal shit
You know
The scary part is that we know so little about him, that he actually could be a chef and we wouldn't know
That is very scary
W-what? He is QUITE CLEARLY a master chef, he said it himself didnt he? Also what do you mean we dont know much about him? We know hes a red panda and can figure it out from there
We know the Killian experience, that's enough
Yeasty Yeastington its kind of stupid the animal is called Red Panda xd
It’s orange, and it’s not a panda
Och han är svensk (tror jag)
This video title does not mention its a satire or even Kilian. That means someone probably typed "How to cook crab" into youtube and got this a result. I find this hilarious.
It's the third result.
How to prepare the perfect crab.
First result.
It’s satire?!
I watch cooking videos fairly often so I went into this expecting an actual instructional video and was fully onboard with this new Pepsi Max cooking technique. Think I realized something was up when he said liquid ice.
@@faceless2302 HE'S SHARPENING HIS KNIFE WITH A TOASTER
"I stole this candle from Notre Dame two weeks ago"
KILIAN NO
KILLIAN YES
Kilian YES!
YES!
KILIAN YES
Killian always yes
I feel like the whole video is just a set up for that Notre Dame joke
It's just a prank bro
"Joke"
So... I am the 666th like
Notre Dame was a setup for this video.
It turned out to be unplanned.
I can't believe I watched a swedish guy make a pepsi crab...
Kilian Experience is the home of happiness ladies and gentlemen
Red panda
Not swedish
In a Box ?
In a Box oh sorry hes a red panda yeah im sorry!
I'm Swedish and I can confirm that Pepsi crabs are a very popular meal.
**sharpens back of knife**
*99% level of stress*
sharpens back of dick
@@wahpanda1520 wut
as someone that is a health inspector for restaurants, that was very dangerous to do, scared me as well
@@desertdweller00 I was partially speechless. So many cuts waiting to happen.( ´･ω ก` )
@@wahpanda1520 Immensely unsafe
Me: "Ow wow is this guy actually a professional ch...."
Killian: "CRAB IN PEPSI MAX!!!!!"
Yeah. Pissed my pants proper. :D
iridium56 it’s Kilian
iridium56 he could still be a professional chef, we don’t know, this might be him goofing on his job
Me: Maybe Kilian can actually cook.
Kilian: *sharpens spatula with spoon*
Me: Nevermind.
A plastic spatula mind you xD
It happened
For a second i seriously thought that Killian has tired of shitposting and decided to pursue his cooking passion... and then it turned out i was right!
What shitposting?
@@menacing_name Your comment
@@menacing_name I'm sorry homie that's mean
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!
For all non Swedish speakers,
Oskalad Brödrost translates to
*Unpeeled Toaster*
@Eli Bröd means bread and rost means roast so... you are right.
His pronouncement is very off tho
@@AH-ni2kl Yeah, he pronounces it "oskallad bröddrost" I would translate it to "unheadbutted breaddroast"
He pronounces it like _O Skalad Bröd Rost_ for...
Reasons
@@Izzybelled It's French obviously
Absolutely noone:
Kilian: I am also a master chef from ratatouille
Kilian is a rat confirmed
Also Kilian: I Caused the Notre Dame Fire
@@DaBox_ Atleast he hasn't admitted committing the November 2015 Paris attacks
atleast yet
He doesn’t need to ask to show his culinary mastery.
Stale meme format
Oskalad brödrost for anyone wondering, means “unpeeled toaster”
Alve Svanberg what is a peeled toaster
Benjamin Jones peeled toaster is real and *it is coming for you*
@@benjaminjones8782 you don't know about peeled toasters?
Never saw this guy before, was watching a bunch of cooking videos before this. This video gets recommended, thought to myself, "Damn that crab looks good." Was a little surprised by the Pepsi, then it took me until he made a joke about the baguette to actually look at the channel. Realized it was a joke, laughed nervously as I poured out my pot of Pepsi Max, and then I subscribed.
You were actually following the recipe?
@@theutubepower1243 I like crab.
@@SillyWilly888 an appropriate response really
What baquette joke??
God damn Schmidt! You absolute maniac 😂🤣
I still don't know, if this was the Kilian experience?
No, this is Le Kilian Cuisine - une experiénce Kiliane
What about this week's salad?
@@trurlCXC experiénce
@@sinsoftheswamp8346 une experiénce it is
It's not the Killian Experience, Killian is a red panda, this is some fleshy-skinned impostor.
"that's what this smells like, dying in mud." this killed me xD
I bet it tastes like "dead in mud"
Died with the Notre Dame cadle.
The new lied; I was the only fatality.
"A great chef once said: *where's the lamb sauce?* " xD
I'll let someone take the 1kth like.
Thanks for this recipe Killian, I cooked this for my wife and now she wants a divorce. Now, I can take half of her money and never see my kids again.
Merci, mon ami.
Great insight on this, Suleiman the Magnificent.
I wasn't expecting you here, hünkârım.
Profit
But you hate crabs. You banned them.
That’s fantastic! Not only is this legitimately French, but it fixes relationships!
I played against a guy called ''crabe a la pep maximum'' on a game called Dota 2, his name got me curious... Ended up here, with no regrets.
This was randomly recommended to me and it took me a sec to realize it was just a maniac and his Pepsi max soaked crab instead of an actual guide
You ment visionary and genious!
@@Rudevald it should be a typo obviously
And thats the Killian Experience
Wait, so I'm confused, was that the Killian Experience?
No
Yes
Certainly SOME kind of experience
Rogther my nose is bleeding
I am French, and this is actually exactly how we eat crabs, you can also do 7up shrimp toasts like that
Me: maybe this is a actually a serious video
Killian: CRAB IN PEPSI MAX!!!
Me: nope
Killian: Also Crap In Pepsi Blak
You clearly do not know shit about Sweden
what? crab in pepsi max is clearly a serious matter, kids these days smh my head
I don’t see what’s funny, crab in Pepsi max is a traditional French dish.
After re-watching I realized that a crab had to die for this.
Seems like a beautiful afterlife.
@@malachiatkinson7245 I mean, id like to be a meme after i die. Not the worst thing to happen to you.
That crab was gonna die anyways might as well die bringing a laugh to hundreds of thousands of people
Did it though? The crab looked a little bit weird, I kept wondering if it was plastic or something. I mean it's not a 99 cent toy if it's fake, it's quality, but something looked a bit off about it to me. Reminds me of, as Snopes likes to call one of their favorite games, "real animal or toy?" when this happens in viral pics.
@@Veladus it was a prop
Therapist: Pepsi Crab isn't real and can't hurt you.
Pepsi Crab:
StormyStrife don’t you mean cRAB IN PEPSI M A X
Me: How long should we wait before making jokes about the destruction of cultural World Wonders?
Killian: I started writing this script as soon as I heard the news.
I think the fire was still going when someone first copypasted the slogan of an insurance company over it.
images.app.goo.gl/2JA9VZwMt2RHh8ws9
That company has ran advertisements for years showing fictional unfortunate situations with their slogan on it. Perfect meme.
You fool, you absolute baffoon.
While you were preparing the baguette, you forgot the two packs of cigs inside it! It won't taste like true french baguette now!
Tu es raison
Tu pouvais utilizer Troi packets de cigarettes is Tu voulait
Go back to making omurice Tohru.
I'm French and can tell you I'm regularly bothered during breakfast by Napoleon
c'est tous les Jeudis, ah la la... le mec
La même
Et en plus à force mes profs refusent d'accepter "Napoléon m'a emmerdé" comme excuse pour mon retard.
I know you’re joking..but Napoleon died in 1821
@@SoapPod Didn't stop him
"If I knew how to keep them alive. I'm a chef. Not a marine biologist."
Yet he knows that shock from the heat can bring it back to life
@@xeenproof2024 Well that's just basic science that everyone knows
This was among the greatest culinary shitposts I've ever had the pleasure to experience.
I would like to see you at least *attempt* a meatball baguette, though.
Thats the Oleviste church in Estonia i live in Estonia
Mu ISAMAA! TERE, TERE!@@ormsaarelaht7575
"You need a sickle, maybe a former communist can sell you one." This works on so many levels
Except if they sold it that would be capitalism and they would be executed as traitors
Edit: I did not acknowledge the word 'former' initially.
I am still a communist so I still need my one
@@sar_ptolemy the joke is they had to revert back to capitalism after their communism inevitably failed
@@sar_ptolemy Yes. That's the joke. Very good.
@@sar_ptolemy Hence the "former" communist.
Friendly reminder: Kilian is a red panda.
The human-looking thing is Kilian’s android.
Edit: Ah, it’s Chef Killian. My mistake.
How dare you try to Erasure Killian's deformity. He doesn't need to adhere to your conventional standards for beauty!
@@Ichiyama22 how dare you a call that abomination in the video Killian experience
Killian is a red panda that meets and exceeds all conventional and unconventional standards of beauty
Nah, there's where you are wrong. Killian is on the head of the human, controlling the movement.. like the rat. Killian is a genius
@@metsunie nope, killian is a red panda, this is his stand
@@Krytyk15 If its a stand, how can we see it?
I didn't know this channel and at the beginning I thought that this is a real crab expert that will make some incredible french-swedish crab dish.
Oh boy how right I was. :D
“3 litres, or 3 gallons, which is American for litres.”
Oh.
Oh no.
Why? I cant speak crippling obesity
@@elisnystrom2068 Sorry, I don't speak "not the first to the moon"
@@mildlyupset6011 NASA uses celsius
@@mildlyupset6011 I don't speak operation paperclip.
@@A_annoying_rodent Who else was gonna build the rocket? You?
Former communists that can sell you one.
Ahahahaha I'm dying
false if you where dying you would be taken to the hospital
>Communist
>Sell
@@hellenicboi14 >former
They probably can’t sell you any wheat to grind, though
Anime Junkies because is they sold you it they would be preforming capitalism.
You may have disappointed god, but I for one could not be prouder.
Mom, can we stop at mcdonalds?
No sweetie we have food at home.
Food at home: 4:24
@` Kerlias you are right, i am delusional
I need Gordon Ramsay to react to this masterpiece.
That would be ... le perfection
he will kill Killian himself
I lost it when my guy showed us his home aquarium
nobody:
killian: *crab in PEPSI MAX*
And love!
Kilian*
Who is this "Killian" ??
Milka Bogovac Killian experience.
@@claigeannccda302 Is he Kilian's relative or something?
Why does every gaming channel become a cooking channel
You must be a special kind of stupid
@@AdminAbuse you must be a special kind of stupid
@@AdminAbuse
Member Boris ?
They gotta keep their sanity somehow
You mean theOrangeDoom?
Wow, the trailer for the live action Swedish Chef movie is looking dope
Ma name chef
João Borges bruh
Instruction unclear: I started revolution but there was no wheat
SoldierGG1 welcome to communism, you must be new here, come in, let me show you around.
I’m happy to hear that the fire department managed to reach notre dame when you knocked the candle over. You wouldn’t want a historical building like that to catch fire
As a true French man I must say, this is TOTALLY accurate.
And as a fellow french man, I must agree.
And as a not fellow french i must say i cant understand frenche ;)
finnaly, a chef that can rival how to basic
Wait, did Killian just admit to burning the Notre Dame Cathedral?
I thought it was obvious.
JNA 14 yes he works for frollo's
Didn't you hear, the fire department got there in time?
Sigilbreaker26 that where frollo’s came in
Too soon, Killian
Genuinely thought that was a toaster at 0:34, and that this video was gonna be dark.
Dank*
What are talking about that is a toaster
OliO AKA Squekyboy2000 it’s a knife sharpener
Ngl I just found this. I genially thought for a good minute that you were a chief and that was your actual job and RUclips is just some fun thing on the side
"Shit, my crab went bad. How can I make the best of this unfortunate scenario and make some quality content with it?"
*_ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?!!!_*
oh yeah mr krabs
felling it to the MAX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"SQUIDWARD! Where arr ya, shield me with yer forehead!"
ARE YOU FEELING IT IN MY ANUS NOW MR KRABS
So Kilian is a red fox with human hands, apparently.
No, it can't be his android. He explicitly says that he's Kilian.
That's his fursuit.
@@FlourishPorridge It's a red panda, learn kilian lore
This is Chef Kilian, not Kilian, learn the lore you dungus.
@@vortexgamer2733 sorry I deleted my comment in shame
@@TheManster22 it's kilian in his android form, learn kilian lore
How do you still not have a million, you have expanded past a gaming channel into something beautiful
"Or three gallons, which is American for litres"
I love you so much!
This was beautiful. Legitimately brought a tear to my ear.
It made me cry too
Mine too
In my jkjysfbgfgbdgfnghffghhegfhgvddvghehtytrwhgeabzdtzhxfgjhtdngntdgdbhjnkcxZhiusdvevf
I think you got a brain aneurysm
Me too... is yours wine tears also
Killian: "Not meatball baguettes"
Also Killian: *makes literally shellfish and baguettes*
Well one for two I suppose.
Oskalad brödrost actually means "Non-peeled toaster"
"I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry" -Kilian Experience, Reddit, 2019
3:22
Replay button for Killian’s dancing 🕺
(I’m commenting it so I can use it for myself)
322
Hungrybox: hey guys I won a tourney!
Crowd: Throws crab at him.
Another amazing video!
I can also provide sickles for wheat cutting.
And I got the helicopter
I would be grateful if you gave me one
A Communist Vulture But someone else will have to provide the wheat...
How much for the sickles then
You don't buy the sickles - they are already ours!
That "flipping over candles in Notre Dame" Joke flew right past my head the first time I watched this
Kilian, you never fail to surprise me. I was astounded at you making a cooking video, and you sounded authentic. I was really expecting a hysterical punchline at the end, but instead, there was a beautiful monologue. It was beautiful, and you should be proud in the diversity and quality of your genius writing and videos. Thank you.
Oh my gosh, followed this recipe for dinner tonight and it turned out PERFECT. I will certainly be making this dish again!
@Mr.agent 47 Like dying in mud.
@@l.pietrobon3925 in germany
@@SepuLtera-b3x After being recruited into Napoleon's army.
@@l.pietrobon3925 after drinking a morning coffee.
@@mrhalfwit972 In the París
Unclear instructions I ended up with 35 baguettes and 449 kg of enriched uranium
nuclear war
Better separate and isolate that uranium, hawing more than roughly 52 kg uranium in one place can alow it to reach beyond critical mass and spontainiously undergo nuclear reaction, will not be nearly as powefull as a nuclear bomb but dangerous non the less.
My men will be there within the hour to purchase the entire batch along with my business card. Keep the change and call me directly the next time follow a killian cooking video.
I might be interested in purchasing some of that uranium
It seems they were so *unclear* that you read them as *nuclear* I'msorrypleasedon'tshootme.
Remember the crabs from Crab Rave? This is them now
Feel old yet?
*feel old yet?*
This went south real quick
Why are you everywhere? You're like the slightly shittier Justin Y.
I use 10 hours of crab rave to study, it's perfect. I've been indoctrinated with over 20 hours of crab rave by now... (I know not that much, but I only recently discovered it)
Instructions unclear: my crab has now become an alcoholic
I would pay millions of dollars to have Gordon Ramsay react to this
Our lord is back also those are human hands
It's his android, you absolute mongoloid
Have you no culture at all you swine
Killian the video game raccoon is under the androids hat.
Damn all you guys right I need to commit hara kiri I have disappointed my family
Memesalit *braindead tiger penis
This is my new favorite Killien Experience video. You did a great job on it! I shared it with a French friend of mine 😉
"Crab ala Pep maximum" 😂😂
Saw the title and wondered, wtf yt was recommending, but then noticed the red panda, and knew I was about to see quality content.
the story about the shrooms and the talking rat seems quite beleavable tbh after watching this video
3:40 I love every reference, like the music from Asterix and Cleopatra (1968) when they cook poison arsenic cake
I'm hungry, box some up and ship it to me.
The crab looks really good. Be careful, a melee might break out over it.
@@GammaFn. I can already see a brawl taking place over this ultimate crab
As a fre'ch subscriber who has "fromage" in his name, I'm proud of you Kilian
Hm bon, ton pseudo est meilleur que le mien, je m'incline !
@@lucasmarade6926 Oui oui hon hon Spanish food is better
Comment ça? Damien Fromgage? Phillipe coulomier? JE VEUX SAVOIR!
@@MADeline4223 nahhhhhhh
hon hon baguette
1:03 ah we saw your face! The secret is out kilian!
That's his Android's face, learn Kilian lore!
ruclips.net/video/fcGTU4w1QP8/видео.html
God: I made crabs for a purpose
Kilian: Boils it with pepsi
Crab: Am I a joke to you?
God: "Just as I intended."
This is why precisely why shellfish was forbidden in the Old Testament
my name is kyllian and i studied two years in a french cooking school, this video makes me so proud
Why do I feel like you came up with the topical Notre Dam joke and made an entire video from there?
We finally got the face reveal of kilian's human slave that does his videos. If I remember right his name was killian. Always knew that panda was into kinky shit. Also anyone else notice the reference to communists from this red panda?
The fact the weird fancy trash panda man didn't eat the crab annoys me no end.
Jesus, I remember you. Didn’t you used to make those old Gmod cars with wire?
Many moons ago, aye. Dark times my friend, dark times.
Very fitting that I got a Gordon Ramsey masterclass advert
3:24 Nice dancing in the background there bud
Anyone want to unironically boil a crab in pepsi and tell us what it tastes like?
DylanFTWmc no...
@@misterbadguy7325 Boil, bake, steam, sous vide, crock pot, open fire, you can cook it any way you want. Typically when boiling crab you use a lot of salt and flavorings to impart a flavor into the crab. Although, more traditionally I use pepsi max.
@@misterbadguy7325 you are wrong. Crab is most often boiled.
IT TASTES LIKE DEATH
@@LeoYoshi54321 dying in mud*
Literally the brewing song from Asterix in Egypt while preparing the whine.
a great chef once said “where’s the lamb sauce”
No, he said "WHERES THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE!"
i fucked it an hour ago
@@wahpanda1520 wut. All your comments make me say this.
“I was tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry” -Killian
"Gallons, that's American for liters."
Kilian, we have so many 2 liters of pop in this house. I honestly don't know how gallons work because I'm used to liters.
those water gallons are like 20 liters
2l is the best pop bottle size, big but not to heavy.
Ah cheff kilian finally makes his marcus stew with a nice lemon sauce
Monkey Niples ahh the nostalgia
Instructions unclear: too much exposure to the toxins inside an average Pepsi turned the crab into a superintelligent god-like being who destroyed my hometown.
Instructions unclear: I now have three cuts in my dong. (Not that I wanted to enlargen it or anything)
Smiley the Smile the power of Pepsi was too much for the young crab
"a great chef once said, where is the lamb sauce" Lmaooooo
It's been two years since this video is released... It's been two years... since... this video... was released.
this is the greatest thing in the history of the world
Well... I searched for the restaurant u skalad brödrost and I found out after hard years of research, investigation and observation... it’s a toaster. And that Ladies and gentlemen is the Kilian experience
Specifically, toaster with its shell intact.
"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you."--Elder Scrolls: Oblivion guards
4:44 That was actually a really great quote, though not sure if it is an OG Killian quote.
I love that Asterix music playing at like 3:40 xD
We may be the only species to be amused by the closeup of an animal's dead body sandwiched between two pieces of a baguette. Me like.