Google Translate Explains Evolution

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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  4 года назад +1693

    YAY TOM!!! What else would you like Translate to explain????
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    -xxMKR

  • @tokiWren
    @tokiWren 4 года назад +4669

    "We copy the dna and leave tomorrow" google translate explains one-night stands

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann 4 года назад +1436

    This is unironically a great demonstration of how small mutations over time can make something largely to completely unrecognizable

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 4 года назад +2414

    "The alive people are able to make love" ... as opposed to what, the dead people?
    [ side note : not gonna lie, I'd love to be able to converse with a talking daffodil ]

    • @savannahwestover2538
      @savannahwestover2538 4 года назад +48

      I guess you need to go to Wonderland then

    • @tobiasskorupa1649
      @tobiasskorupa1649 4 года назад +67

      It's confirmed, vampires can't make love!

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 4 года назад +33

      Evidently, the daffodils don't share that desire.

    • @wavingpaw
      @wavingpaw 4 года назад +24

      I thought you were going to say you'd love to be able to make love with dead people O_O

    • @BenjaminWalburn
      @BenjaminWalburn 4 года назад +10

      No, he’s CLEARLY stating that incels are not alive.

  • @squarescribbles
    @squarescribbles 4 года назад +1523

    Ah yes...
    Gradually watermelons
    Suddenly pineapples
    Aggressive salads
    *And existential hot pockets*

    • @christianjohnson2081
      @christianjohnson2081 4 года назад +101

      The four main food groups

    • @aruin4069
      @aruin4069 3 года назад +78

      @@christianjohnson2081 which food groups are Satan’s pasta and essence of swan in, I need to catch up on my Help and Welding classes

    • @christianjohnson2081
      @christianjohnson2081 3 года назад +28

      @@aruin4069 hmm. That is a good question. I'm not too sure. I just know the main groups. I am not very good with getting them all in or knowing what they are. If I had to guess: existential hot pockets and aggressive salads

    • @aruin4069
      @aruin4069 3 года назад +17

      @@christianjohnson2081 Thanks that sounds about right, knowing your food categories is important

    • @cosminandreimatei756
      @cosminandreimatei756 3 года назад +18

      @@aruin4069 Satan's pasta. Hmmmm!
      My brain with Satan's pasta: *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*

  • @sadloki4107
    @sadloki4107 4 года назад +523

    "so what's your mood today?"
    me: *existential hot pockets*

  • @spaceobsessedfemboy
    @spaceobsessedfemboy 4 года назад +2301

    Nobody:
    Google Translate: *existential hot pockets*

    • @person1232
      @person1232 4 года назад +73

      Every bite you take, you have an existential crisis.
      Why are we even here? What does everything mean? Is our existence just dumb luck? Does anything truly matter if the world will eventually end up in flames and there will be no trace of our existence?

    • @wernt0
      @wernt0 4 года назад +39

      Why are they called hot pockets? They aren't hot when you buy them

    • @kenzieduckmoo
      @kenzieduckmoo 4 года назад +19

      google translate explains: hot pockets

    • @spaceobsessedfemboy
      @spaceobsessedfemboy 4 года назад +6

      wow my comment just got hearted lol wasnt expecting that

    • @yourlocalcupofconfusion322
      @yourlocalcupofconfusion322 4 года назад +5

      @@spaceobsessedfemboy congrats

  • @callumtait4793
    @callumtait4793 4 года назад +1095

    "this ugly person"
    *gestures to a man who looks exactly like him*

    • @maxhatterschannel5140
      @maxhatterschannel5140 4 года назад +118

      Nooo, he wears glasses XD Ask Superman it's a BIG change

    • @0O806tYfOr
      @0O806tYfOr 4 года назад +30

      Just like the "I'm stupid. Try to prove that!" from the Abba video.

    • @gisming
      @gisming 4 года назад +18

      Noooo, he's wearing a white button-up shirt

    • @PixelatedH2O
      @PixelatedH2O 4 года назад +6

      @@maxhatterschannel5140
      I was going to reply the same thing

    • @maxhatterschannel5140
      @maxhatterschannel5140 4 года назад +5

      @@PixelatedH2O Nice

  • @itsreeah2663
    @itsreeah2663 4 года назад +1204

    Oh no. Google translate has predicted we’re all going to be talking daffodils

    • @dylancook7732
      @dylancook7732 4 года назад +28

      at least it isnt the simpsons

    • @calebgoodman2076
      @calebgoodman2076 4 года назад +31

      Well... it’s true that we share some things with daffodils. So aren’t we technically already talking daffodils?

    • @willow5628
      @willow5628 4 года назад +25

      And farming will destroy all living things

    • @elechronic
      @elechronic 4 года назад +5

      Why does this give me pikmin vibes

    • @callumtait4793
      @callumtait4793 4 года назад +3

      heyyyy you're at 420 likes :)

  • @twentyoneolives2611
    @twentyoneolives2611 3 года назад +708

    A question in my science test was “what is evolution?”
    I said “His eyes looked back to the end.”
    *I still don’t get how I failed.*

  • @sarahkwast1250
    @sarahkwast1250 4 года назад +148

    I would love to see how Google Translate handles the long list of warnings in those annoying pharmaceuticals commercials.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +18

      Ooh i bet we could get a pharmaceutical label google translate if we asked often enough

    • @iluvlittenanimations2.010
      @iluvlittenanimations2.010 3 года назад +20

      I see it now
      Consumption of the rain may result in death

  • @lonelytac0
    @lonelytac0 4 года назад +894

    "and that is the reason that you act like a flower"
    That sounds like a new potential insult

    • @laamiaaaa
      @laamiaaaa 4 года назад +42

      Your eyes looked back... To the end to the end!

    • @mollywoolfson2571
      @mollywoolfson2571 3 года назад +32

      it could be an insult but I feel like it would also be a complement

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 3 года назад +16

      @@mollywoolfson2571 I just thought that this is how homophobic people think or explain how gay people are created. Just to make sure im all for flower power.

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +3

      The RUclipsr "greenlegocats123" aka. "CowCow" trolled a roleplayer and insulted their reading (they didn't respond to his comments) by getting angry and comparing them to a sunflower. The recipient of the trolling used the username "sunflower(some numbers I forgot)".

    • @MLG9021
      @MLG9021 2 года назад +4

      bro your acting like a flower rn

  • @naniwaluckybi
    @naniwaluckybi 4 года назад +482

    Left Tom: Teacher explaining evolution to the class
    Right Tom: Me when asked to explain evolution

  • @YaroKasear
    @YaroKasear 4 года назад +435

    "We all need to interpret the meaning of those words."
    Yes. Yes we do.

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 4 года назад +9

      And I am trying.

    • @mr.tyrant8708
      @mr.tyrant8708 4 года назад +11

      My interpretation:
      All the dogs in the world have a house, and they share the same room, whilst all living things have their own individual floors inside the house

    • @valentinaembers5713
      @valentinaembers5713 4 года назад

      Lol I just realized I commented something really similar 😂 oops 😅

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад

      @@mr.tyrant8708 An interesting house!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 2 года назад

      @@mr.tyrant8708 a frat house for dogs

  • @notso_katsuki
    @notso_katsuki 4 года назад +417

    “potassium larva dances”

    “The larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum”

    “The hot pink wolf clan”

    “We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”

    “Billions of years of farming have destroyed all living things”

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +21

      Google are you drunk?

    • @smoothbutter9915
      @smoothbutter9915 3 года назад +20

      once i was translating a sad song and google translate wanted me to burn their heart...

    • @tomnook3765
      @tomnook3765 3 года назад +6

      @@smoothbutter9915 did you burn their heart like google asked?

    • @smoothbutter9915
      @smoothbutter9915 3 года назад +7

      @@tomnook3765 ofc I did, why wouldn't I?

    • @Thegoldenringsyt
      @Thegoldenringsyt 3 года назад +6

      The interpret All those words made sense lol

  • @daynamorris2399
    @daynamorris2399 4 года назад +141

    "The DNA of two dogs is better than that of adults" no, that's actually true

  • @delireent.3960
    @delireent.3960 4 года назад +708

    *At least the kids have funny ears*
    : How to tell Someone that her baby is ugly

  • @songifiedschmo7925
    @songifiedschmo7925 4 года назад +438

    “Yes, it will be harder for animals and humans to get together and look for friends”
    We have now explained 2020, my people

  • @beek.4860
    @beek.4860 4 года назад +733

    "Existential Hot Pockets" is my new favorite sentence.

    • @ThatShyGuyMatt
      @ThatShyGuyMatt 4 года назад +25

      Yep, going to be using that one when I'm having deep debates with my friends. They will either think I am wise beyond my years or doing drugs. Or both.

    • @isaaciced
      @isaaciced 4 года назад +3

      .

    • @anitabasu4653
      @anitabasu4653 4 года назад +8

      Needs to become a shirt

    • @PixelatedH2O
      @PixelatedH2O 4 года назад +15

      Existential Hot Pockets and Gradually Watermelon are my two favorite foods

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 4 года назад +2

      @@anitabasu4653 I would buy that

  • @moorddroomke
    @moorddroomke 4 года назад +641

    "we are now eight of living beings"
    "billions of years of farming have destroyed all living things"
    Is google translate forseeing an apocalypse?

    • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
      @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 года назад +87

      *THE RHINOCEROS' ROAR WILL TRANSFORM THE EARTH*

    • @SamirCCat
      @SamirCCat 3 года назад +18

      Climate change and future eco system collapse by humans explained.

    • @sunnyquinn3888
      @sunnyquinn3888 3 года назад +31

      Well, at least the alive people are able to make love, copy the DNA and leave tomorrow. Good to know that we'll still be able to have one-night stands in the post-apocalyptic world.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +7

      Apparently google translate is predicting all things will go to h-e-🏒-🏒. At least Satan will give us pasta though.
      “Satan takes me to the pasta”

    • @account-fl7kq
      @account-fl7kq 3 года назад +7

      Everybody gangsta until it turns out that google translate can forecast

  • @snowcreep5458
    @snowcreep5458 4 года назад +50

    I like how the first time he corrected him was when he said “dogs have paws, not fingers”

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 4 года назад +1105

    “The alive people are able to make love.” - me writing post-canon fanfic.

    • @sirk603
      @sirk603 3 года назад +16

      No why

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 3 года назад +21

      Pfffft haha

    • @aprilcollins1990
      @aprilcollins1990 3 года назад +25

      I laughed too hard at this...🤣🤣Sad but true...😭😭😭😢

    • @same-b9507
      @same-b9507 3 года назад +16

      This made me literally laugh out loud.

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 3 года назад +9

      I literally screamed (I'm not using this term loosely, I'm serious)

  • @bygonebeetles
    @bygonebeetles 4 года назад +561

    "In the future, comedy will be randomly generated."

    • @captain_kadaver
      @captain_kadaver 4 года назад +7

      How original

    • @bygonebeetles
      @bygonebeetles 4 года назад +35

      @@captain_kadaver But it's true. I put it in quotations because it's not my original quote.

    • @garretthermen9266
      @garretthermen9266 3 года назад +13

      "Weedeater."

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 года назад +7

      Weed eater

    • @sauce5066
      @sauce5066 3 года назад +9

      *W e e d e a t e r*

  • @stephanietaylor6069
    @stephanietaylor6069 4 года назад +368

    “We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”
    *how*

    • @jackalenterprisesofohio
      @jackalenterprisesofohio 4 года назад +22

      By interpreting it with Google trans-late of course

    • @tomnook3765
      @tomnook3765 3 года назад +9

      Simple: become an English teacher

    • @CrazyEmilykitty
      @CrazyEmilykitty 3 года назад +6

      I guess i interpret it is "All dogs have the same room" = "All dogs live in the same place" and "and that all living things (if not all) have a floor" means something like how wse all have the same foundation or base of dna that we evolved from?

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +5

      @@CrazyEmilykitty Thanks! I had no idea what this means, and now, I know it is a coded metaphor for evolution... and evidence _does_ show it!

    • @CrazyEmilykitty
      @CrazyEmilykitty 3 года назад +1

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions XDDDD Idk man.

  • @luah3146
    @luah3146 4 года назад +64

    I want to go back a few thousand years and see all the dogs from the Hot Pink Wolf Clan

  • @Xenoydragon
    @Xenoydragon 3 года назад +35

    "His eyes looked back to the end."
    This means GT wants us to understand that time is a loop

    • @fezenclop363
      @fezenclop363 3 года назад +3

      " People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey… stuff." -The Doctor

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal 11 месяцев назад

      @@fezenclop363 That sentence kinda got away from him huh

  • @Suhaan600
    @Suhaan600 4 года назад +133

    Exams: define evolution
    Me: "his eyes looked back at the end"

  • @louiswebster7839
    @louiswebster7839 4 года назад +262

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Google Translate: The storage box in your acid is joined by Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +5

      Yep. That was bad.

    • @danmanproking2179
      @danmanproking2179 3 года назад

      Oh yeah. ACID.

    • @MusicauxWasTaken
      @MusicauxWasTaken 3 года назад

      I do not know about that first clause (Santa Claus), but that second one is only facts.

    • @scibanana3542
      @scibanana3542 3 года назад +1

      If this were Minecraft related, it would go on r/phoenix SC

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +1

      @@scibanana3542 you put this through google translate, didn’t you? 😉

  • @lewok4834
    @lewok4834 4 года назад +325

    Google translate: GO LEARN ABOUT THINGS
    Me who is watching this instead of doing school: ...

    • @k.c.3674
      @k.c.3674 4 года назад +20

      well you learn about things by watching this video

    • @vstopbiaswreckingme7194
      @vstopbiaswreckingme7194 4 года назад +7

      me who has an exam tomorrow

    • @mabuixa
      @mabuixa 4 года назад +9

      @@k.c.3674 honestly I only learned that his eyes looked back to the end

    • @k.c.3674
      @k.c.3674 4 года назад +8

      @@mabuixa that's still some knowledge... i guess

    • @ervellynkane9742
      @ervellynkane9742 4 года назад +5

      You have learnt... but at what cost?

  • @mahikanelloremadhu845
    @mahikanelloremadhu845 4 года назад +37

    "I hope you learned something"
    Me: "............................I'm turning into a daffodil."

  • @noeyes9378
    @noeyes9378 4 года назад +44

    So according to this video there’s only 8 living species left (after billions of years farming) and they are
    -humans
    -dogs
    -hot pink wolves
    -amoeba
    -chickens
    -amphibians
    -trout
    -rhinos

  • @GriffinPilgrim
    @GriffinPilgrim 4 года назад +195

    "We copy the DNA and leave tomorrow." Ah, university parties...

  • @WinterDutchie
    @WinterDutchie 4 года назад +893

    “The larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum”
    “Oh my goodness”
    I can’t 😂😂😂

    • @debbskyj
      @debbskyj 4 года назад +70

      I'm on 10 tablets a day so my prescription is pretty big, I'm kinda worried about going to the toilet now 😅

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 года назад +1

      I don't get it...

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 4 года назад +27

      @@japanpanda2179 it isn’t a joke, its part of the video. Its something i laughed at because of my humour, you may not laugh at it.

    • @ShiloAllard063
      @ShiloAllard063 4 года назад +5

      I know right that’s hilarious 😂 😂 😂

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 4 года назад +9

      well it is actually "the larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum" and "Oh my goodness"

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 4 года назад +923

    Hot Pink Wolf Clan = A kickass band name!

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 4 года назад +88

      Or the name of a furry group

    • @saralaerevu8735
      @saralaerevu8735 4 года назад +73

      As well as Existential Hot Pockets!

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 года назад +36

      @@saralaerevu8735 im gonna make a group and name it existential hot pockets

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 4 года назад +25

      Or a weird Warrior Cats/Survivor Dogs Clan. :)

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 4 года назад +17

      I was going to use it to make a lgbt biker gang.

  • @juliam7358
    @juliam7358 3 года назад +14

    "Hot Pink Wolf Clan"
    honestly this just sounds like another Warriors roleplay

  • @aaarrriiieeelllooo
    @aaarrriiieeelllooo 4 года назад +12

    “It will be hard for animals and humans to get together and look for friends” that basically sums up the lockdown

  • @nohintshere
    @nohintshere 4 года назад +89

    "and that is the reason that you act like a flower"
    frisk, trying to explain what souls are to flowey

  • @Katzarecoolz
    @Katzarecoolz 4 года назад +446

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Google Translate: “His eyes looked back to the end”

    • @nathanpanusky2531
      @nathanpanusky2531 4 года назад +25

      Why am I imagining Steve from Minecraft looking at the End?

    • @laguna4life
      @laguna4life 4 года назад +3

      @@nathanpanusky2531 Thank you! My thoughts as well.

    • @gabcard2767
      @gabcard2767 4 года назад +6

      This sounds like the end line of some abstract poem.

    • @0h899
      @0h899 3 года назад +2

      After Steve had defeated Jean (the Ender Dragon) and left The End, he stopped and his eyes looked back at The End portal, thinking "maybe I should go back incase I forget something"

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 3 года назад +1

      It stared into the abyss

  • @good4u126
    @good4u126 4 года назад +274

    Me trying to sleep:
    My dumb brain:
    "He's eyes look back to the end!"

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +45

    *"The Bigger The Proscription, The Smaller The Rectom."*
    I died lol! 😂😂😂

    • @arch2300
      @arch2300 3 года назад +1

      ikr

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 года назад

      @@arch2300 Oh my god, it’s been so long since I last saw this video, so after reading my comment again... I died again lol! 😂😂😂

    • @PoiZoNMusic_
      @PoiZoNMusic_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      The Bigger The Proscription, The Smaller The Rectum. 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 7 месяцев назад

      @@PoiZoNMusic_ Wait, is that what they actually said?! Oh my goodness, did I mess up, or are you just having some fun?! 😂

    • @PoiZoNMusic_
      @PoiZoNMusic_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@colleenglanville8293 yup thats what they said

  • @dacoolcat2695
    @dacoolcat2695 3 года назад +15

    4:15 =THE SONG

  • @f1nn_th3hum4n
    @f1nn_th3hum4n 4 года назад +444

    *gradually watermelon*

  • @thisisasupersayin376
    @thisisasupersayin376 4 года назад +80

    Why is no one talking about "Here's a new chicken: A machine that produces the DNA for my dad"

    • @aruin4069
      @aruin4069 3 года назад +6

      If you think about it it’s true, the pictures accurately described what sometimes happens

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +1

      An interesting innovation!

    • @hcox5595
      @hcox5595 3 года назад

      We're slowly gaining Google translate's backstory we must find the rest of the clues and figure it out

    • @lisacathleen3550
      @lisacathleen3550 3 года назад +1

      That one 🥚cracks🥚 me up everytime

  • @japhydoesminecraft6595
    @japhydoesminecraft6595 4 года назад +526

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Not even Malinda:
    Google Translate: 0:06 T H E R H I N O C E R O S' R O A R W I L L T R A S F O R M T H E E A R T H

    • @GGamerLiam
      @GGamerLiam 4 года назад +8

      Uhh

    • @-vines-7018
      @-vines-7018 3 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 3 года назад +9

      his eyes looked back to the end

    • @cccaaa702
      @cccaaa702 3 года назад +2

      It will, one day...

    • @HollowM0th
      @HollowM0th 3 года назад +2

      Is google foreseeing an apocalypse?
      (From a comment by Fjodor Pattyn)

  • @zofiaforys551
    @zofiaforys551 4 года назад +77

    "Derivative. Big mistake" - me while solving calculus problems.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад

      What is the difference between calculus and algebra?

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 3 года назад +9

      @@VoidKing666, the level of agony involved.

    • @gamerrex5940
      @gamerrex5940 2 года назад

      @@jayt9608 💀💀

  • @cupcakepink1299
    @cupcakepink1299 4 года назад +20

    My teacher: What is evolution?
    Me: Any change in heritable traits within a population across generations
    Google Translate: His eyes looked back to the end!
    😂

  • @ellabellaschaos1876
    @ellabellaschaos1876 4 года назад +176

    "Go learn about things": parents sending kids to school be like

    • @laguna4life
      @laguna4life 4 года назад +9

      Sounds like Google Translate has been going to virtual learning too long. Sounds like something my 8 year old would say when trying to explain on his worksheet what the video of his teacher recorded. He’ll include Minecraft (his eyes looking back to the end), hot pockets will make a Rino roar, and hot pink wolves belong as a new Pokémon.

    • @ellabellaschaos1876
      @ellabellaschaos1876 4 года назад +4

      @@laguna4life Aw, sounds like a really fun kid. I've babysat before, so I know little kids can be tough, and I can't even imagine what's it's like to be a parent. Wishing you guys the best!

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +2

      @@laguna4life You can register naghimo online with your online programs in the United States. Mahale, the laboratory offer is among us, among those who are nahisgutani and panagsults.
      -or-
      Yep. Online learning turns everyone’s brains into repeated translation software. Oh well. At least we are not reduced to talking daffodils yet.

    • @oreovillian7277
      @oreovillian7277 3 года назад +2

      Maybe google translate is their ancestor or kid

  • @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN
    @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN 4 года назад +305

    I'm gonna send this to my Science teacher. Wish me luck.

  • @Katzarecoolz
    @Katzarecoolz 4 года назад +190

    Google translate: The Complete History of America

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 4 года назад +17

      Oh god yes. I would click that at light speed. XD

    • @sebastianthegoat4265
      @sebastianthegoat4265 4 года назад +3

      I would 100% watch that

    • @mypersonalaccount4934
      @mypersonalaccount4934 4 года назад +3

      Google translate: the history of the entire world

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 4 года назад +5

      Here’s a translation of a summary of the War for Independence, which apparently is going to continue another 17.6 billion years.
      ------------
      Representatives of 13 American colonies declared the American War of Independence (1775-1783) known as the "American War of Independence" and the "War of Independence" at the British General Assembly. Parliament's views on fiscal policy and the nature of colonialism. It rose from the city in the late 16th century and became a colony left by its leaders. Seven years after the outbreak of the Franco-Prussian War and the victories in 1754 and 1763 after the war, they won in 17561763763. After the war, the British government lost the great temptation to protect the colony. Your rights The Mel Townsend Act requires anti-colonialism and propaganda, which led to the Boston Massacre of 1773. Following the passage of the Massachusetts Law, 12 colonial laws were drafted and the Book of the King of England. First, it was sent from the general's property. At the same time, the conference and its organization announced sanctions. [THE]
      War Memorial Day and April 19, 1775: After the destruction of the British colonies in Boston, Massachusetts, Lexington and Concord. In June, my store decided to hold another meeting in Boston to defend General George Washington, who had arrested the general. At a meeting attended by the king and his mansion, he sent a bidder with an olive branch to prepare an offer and the latter withdrew the offer. As a result, Britain invaded Canada but was exiled. In July 1776, Congress passed the "Declaration of Fermentation." Contrary to the "mandatory plan" of the colony, I expect an immediate decision in the US election news. However, the new Prime Minister of New England, Sir William Howe, intervened and occupied New York. Washington did not notice, Trenton, Princeton and the war became more intense. The city was defeated by Philadelphia in the British War from 1777 to 1778, but in the winter of 1777 to 1778 in October 1777, the Persian general Friedrich Wilhelm von General Tubern has an advanced system. is.
      French Prime Minister Wilgens has worked in the United States to build a prosperous economy in Britain and France. The most important treaty that began in late 1776 was Slatga in October 1777. This morning, Congress was afraid to live with France in Britain. In February 1778, the United States signed two treaties. When the United States became independent of Garam, the West Indian Parliament agreed to unite to defend the British war. During their stay in Spain in 1779, they did not participate in the main task of the treaty, joining the Franco-American alliance and supporting each other, hoping that the Franco-British War of 1713 would once again cause great damage.
      The British ambassador, Bernard Gallows, was deported from Louisiana to all of North America. In Spain in 1779, the Allies of West America defeated the United States (later became American style). During the war of blackmail, Pensacola, Castelli and Britain were expelled from the United States and military aid was suspended due to internal unrest. Why take General Henry Clinton, and then until 1778, until "Bernan" in Charleston. Al Destruction Mis, who was responsible for destroying the Cornwall mountains in Yorktown, was arrested, forcing him to evacuate and find his comrades who commanded the French forces and surrounded the Latin Islands. In October 1781, after the Battle of Sapika, Galer tried to control the fleet and occupied Cornwall.
      During the war with France and for several years in Spain, Yorktown decided to continue the war, which ended in Britain and South America. He was replaced by the Minister of Northern Damar, who worked in the three independent states of Georgia. .. On September 3, 1783, the Treaty of Paris was signed between Britain and the United States, which was subsequently ratified by the United States.

    • @proconqueror
      @proconqueror 4 года назад +2

      I HAVE A SCRIPT FOR THAT

  • @QuillWorks
    @QuillWorks 3 года назад +7

    As a biology major with a concentration in ecology and evolution this brings me so much joy

  • @frozenfury1634
    @frozenfury1634 3 года назад +6

    “His eyes looked back to the end” sounds so ominous.

  • @CalisiaOfficial
    @CalisiaOfficial 4 года назад +182

    Google traductor: "In your acid Is joined by Miley Cyrus"
    Miley Cyrus: "WHAT THE"

    • @MichaelBirks
      @MichaelBirks 4 года назад +31

      You need not look for her

  • @eeeveee
    @eeeveee 4 года назад +250

    At first, I was like: Who is this?
    Then I remembered they changed the name lol...

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +2

      What was it?

    • @blueiris574
      @blueiris574 4 года назад +13

      Translation fails

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +3

      @@blueiris574 Oh yeah. It was pretty similar so I didn't notice.

    • @wordart_guian
      @wordart_guian 4 года назад +10

      @@conlon4332 malindakathleenreese (a long time ago)

    • @mirazenker1203
      @mirazenker1203 4 года назад +4

      @@wordart_guian and Google translator sings!

  • @doodledancer8429
    @doodledancer8429 4 года назад +84

    "we copy the DNA and leave tomorrow"
    basically existence in a nutshell

  • @Fox_in_Thoughts
    @Fox_in_Thoughts 3 года назад +8

    "His eyes looked back to the end." New definition of evolution.

  • @tathnousoxide9707
    @tathnousoxide9707 3 года назад +7

    4:37 i swear i thought the music was gonna start singing "you got a friend in me..."

  • @straightouttacolorado6456
    @straightouttacolorado6456 4 года назад +46

    “We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”
    GT, we’ve been trying to do that for years and we still don’t understand.

  • @danieldavid3766
    @danieldavid3766 4 года назад +92

    "Yes it will be harder for animals and humans to get together and look for friends"
    That's a bit too current

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 4 года назад +274

    "The theory of Evolution does indicate when the beginning of existential Hot Pockets, but it *does* indicate the beginning of trout existence, and we are now one of eight living beings."
    I mean, he's not *wrong* ...

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +11

      _does_ in italics. Put _ these _ (underscores) next to the word(s) but without the spaces like I had around "these". So __does.__ __You can do the same thing with more than one word like this, with the punctuation inside the underscores.__

    • @Redacted_onlife
      @Redacted_onlife 4 года назад +2

      @@conlon4332 what?

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 4 года назад +2

      @@Redacted_onlife They said "does" in *bold,* when in the video it was in _italics._

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 4 года назад +2

      @@conlon4332 that's actually very useful. Thanks.

  • @maia333
    @maia333 4 года назад +12

    4:56 I think I was part of that in 5 grade at recess....

  • @blujay2270
    @blujay2270 4 года назад +6

    "and *that* is the reason you act like a flower"
    well that explains a lot-

  • @CDTwitler
    @CDTwitler 4 года назад +67

    I'm gonna need a full version of "His Eyes Looked Back To The End", it's my new favorite punk song

    • @surfinsummergirls
      @surfinsummergirls 4 года назад +2

      why did that part remind me of bill nye lol

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 2 года назад

      @@surfinsummergirls sounds like island in the sun and bill nye had a baby

  • @trif0rce_the-h3r0
    @trif0rce_the-h3r0 4 года назад +91

    This is like the 2 parts of my brain trying to answer questions on my science test

    • @kitchenxcounterr
      @kitchenxcounterr 4 года назад +6

      Any change in heritable traits wit--
      HIS EYES LOOKED BACK TO THE ENDDDD

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 4 года назад +243

    When time machines are created, I’m going back a few thousand years to see that hot pink wolf clan.

  • @JustSomeDude1213
    @JustSomeDude1213 3 года назад +16

    2:46 I mean, voila is French for “here,” so he’s not wrong.

  • @ellieragsdale4398
    @ellieragsdale4398 3 года назад +12

    3:36 : "the DNA of 2 dogs is better than that of adults"
    Well GT isn't wrong.

  • @kiara________
    @kiara________ 4 года назад +63

    My grandpa’s a science teacher, I will definitely be showing this to him

  • @whitebear224
    @whitebear224 4 года назад +35

    I thought I was gonna be "Tom is great but it ain't the same" and I'm glad to report that Tom IS great and I'm optimistic for this channel.

  • @CRT_Static
    @CRT_Static 4 года назад +182

    My finger clicked this vid faster than my brain processed it

  • @NewGothOnTheBlock
    @NewGothOnTheBlock 3 года назад +4

    I would LOVE to go to a concert (when it’s allowed again) or see a livestream concert where one artist sings a original song and another one the Google Translated version! XD awesome video as always 💜🖤

  • @rditullio
    @rditullio 4 года назад +5

    I loved Tom channeling his inner They Might Be Giants to sing about science! Great job all around.

  • @mearvu_rae
    @mearvu_rae 4 года назад +49

    "The knowledge in your DNA is turning into a talking daffodil's DNA and that is the reason that you act like a flower. The storage box in your acid is joined by Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Best two sentences ever

    • @Quirkykitty
      @Quirkykitty 3 года назад +7

      The best part was "the storage box in your acid is joined my Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Because when translate said that, the other dude looked at him weird as if he put her in there and is asking for people to not look for her.

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 4 года назад +91

    Nobody:
    That one guy with 2022 vision: *The rhinoceros' roar will transform the earth*

  • @catsandclassics
    @catsandclassics 4 года назад +39

    What I learned about evolution today: His eyes looked back to the end.

  • @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz
    @Stormy_Seaz_dragonz 23 дня назад +3

    4:51 is that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

    • @Catcuddles11
      @Catcuddles11 22 дня назад +1

      Awww I wanted to make that joke

  • @Phoenix-np1iu
    @Phoenix-np1iu 3 года назад +16

    2:22 roasted by Google Translate

  • @galaxyqueen6715
    @galaxyqueen6715 4 года назад +94

    "The alive humans are able to make love"
    I mean...
    It's not wrong...

  • @Pluto58446
    @Pluto58446 4 года назад +101

    Did google translate just admit to killing miley cyrus?😳

    • @Lyoko2516
      @Lyoko2516 4 года назад +17

      Maybe it didn't like her "ball in sink" fetish.

  • @lucacanazza6567
    @lucacanazza6567 4 года назад +27

    normal: how the teacher explains it
    gts: what I write on the test

  • @juliawolf9072
    @juliawolf9072 4 года назад +5

    This is the kind of video the fun science teacher would assign to learn about evolution
    Love your videos Malinda and Tom!

  • @belalabusultan5911
    @belalabusultan5911 3 года назад +3

    "his eyes looked back into the end"
    that does sound like a catchy rocj chorus, it felt amazing when you sang it.
    here is an idea: can you collect phrases like these from all your previous videos, and write a complete song from it?

  • @axelgonzalez1248
    @axelgonzalez1248 4 года назад +185

    Tom: repeats the evolution thing so we remember
    Me: HIS EYES LOOKED BACK TO THE END

    • @jayamilapersson4030
      @jayamilapersson4030 3 года назад +2

      @Mohamed Nail also to consider is that all dogs share a room and that all living things( if not all) has a floor.

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 4 года назад +159

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a single soul on this earth:
    Google translate: **Heres a new chicken: A machine that produces dna for my dad**

  • @treefrogg
    @treefrogg 4 года назад +52

    Google translate: **says anything**
    Everyone: We all need to interpret the meaning of those words.

  • @obi-wankenobi6036
    @obi-wankenobi6036 3 года назад +11

    4:27 now THATS a song

  • @gottindermorgenrote8063
    @gottindermorgenrote8063 Год назад +2

    "Here's a new chicken: a machine that produces the DNA for my dad."
    I CAN'T 😂😂

  • @danbirdneo591
    @danbirdneo591 4 года назад +34

    The only thing I think he could improve on is making his voice a little different when he’s saying the translated version,. But others than that, it’s like Malinda’s secret twin brother clone! Great job Tom!

  • @RevreyMusic
    @RevreyMusic 4 года назад +18

    “The rhinoceros’ roar will transform the Earth!”
    This already made me laugh xD

  • @esmecohen_23
    @esmecohen_23 4 года назад +143

    I am actually learning bout this in school.

  • @IceNixie0102
    @IceNixie0102 4 года назад +1

    Watching this on Inauguration Day. It's been such a stressful couple weeks, sitting here laughing my ass off is exactly what I needed. THANK YOU.

  • @coltontheabsoluteweirdo2116
    @coltontheabsoluteweirdo2116 Год назад +8

    4:08 why is this so underrated

    • @Tripp-y9b
      @Tripp-y9b 9 месяцев назад

      Well, at least the kids have funny ears!

  • @MichealllA
    @MichealllA 4 года назад +376

    "A talking daffodil"
    Undertale fans: *Nervous sweating*
    Edit: Why are ya'll liking this it's not funny

    • @ShiloAllard063
      @ShiloAllard063 4 года назад +11

      Flowey

    • @Rauvi
      @Rauvi 4 года назад +15

      *Your Best Friend starts playing sinisterly in the background*

    • @laamiaaaa
      @laamiaaaa 4 года назад +8

      -Insert Flowey Laugh-

    • @MaxadanDocs
      @MaxadanDocs 4 года назад +7

      So Flowey is a talking daffodil?

    • @randomhumanbean5285
      @randomhumanbean5285 4 года назад +3

      So true tho

  • @choppern3crozma673
    @choppern3crozma673 4 года назад +28

    Google translate's version makes just about as sense as those interpretations of the smash brawl theme.

  • @itsreeah2663
    @itsreeah2663 4 года назад +87

    So we are on Earth literally just to make love and to copy DNA and after that is done we just go leave tomorrow to Myles or something? LMAO

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 4 года назад +8

      Pretty much, yeah.

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 года назад +3

      My.... my name is myles.... mom come pick me up im scared

    • @dyinginside8716
      @dyinginside8716 4 года назад +3

      @@musclemanmyles3665 We are already here, Myles

    • @linklink3008
      @linklink3008 4 года назад

      If we leave if to Myles Fowl, he may be able to handle it, but we will not be safe.

    • @glassthelocalgremlin9521
      @glassthelocalgremlin9521 4 года назад

      @Link Link yeah, probably not.

  • @nobodysseus2905
    @nobodysseus2905 3 года назад +25

    2:41 I lost my shit 😂😂😂

  • @migitri
    @migitri 3 года назад +3

    That song sounds exactly like something TMBG would write and I genuinely love it and want it to evolve into a full song.

  • @Zarugoza5969
    @Zarugoza5969 4 года назад +43

    "One of the eight living beings"
    Oh?

  • @radiofreeplatypus7908
    @radiofreeplatypus7908 4 года назад +18

    "Existential Hot Pockets" is a good name for a Twisted Translations band!

  • @newleechonlife
    @newleechonlife 4 года назад +58

    "Talking daffodil" Me, an undertale fan: So offbrand Flowey?

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 3 года назад +8

    5:15 I now just want a series sentences, which are absolute gibberish, followed by a very concerned "we ALL need to interpret the meaning of those words" like, can that be a series, please? Netflix you renewed another life, can you start just a few seasons of that?