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"The alive people are able to make love" ... as opposed to what, the dead people? [ side note : not gonna lie, I'd love to be able to converse with a talking daffodil ]
@@aruin4069 hmm. That is a good question. I'm not too sure. I just know the main groups. I am not very good with getting them all in or knowing what they are. If I had to guess: existential hot pockets and aggressive salads
Every bite you take, you have an existential crisis. Why are we even here? What does everything mean? Is our existence just dumb luck? Does anything truly matter if the world will eventually end up in flames and there will be no trace of our existence?
@@mollywoolfson2571 I just thought that this is how homophobic people think or explain how gay people are created. Just to make sure im all for flower power.
The RUclipsr "greenlegocats123" aka. "CowCow" trolled a roleplayer and insulted their reading (they didn't respond to his comments) by getting angry and comparing them to a sunflower. The recipient of the trolling used the username "sunflower(some numbers I forgot)".
My interpretation: All the dogs in the world have a house, and they share the same room, whilst all living things have their own individual floors inside the house
“potassium larva dances” … “The larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum” … “The hot pink wolf clan” … “We all need to interpret the meaning of those words” … “Billions of years of farming have destroyed all living things” …
Yep, going to be using that one when I'm having deep debates with my friends. They will either think I am wise beyond my years or doing drugs. Or both.
Well, at least the alive people are able to make love, copy the DNA and leave tomorrow. Good to know that we'll still be able to have one-night stands in the post-apocalyptic world.
I guess i interpret it is "All dogs have the same room" = "All dogs live in the same place" and "and that all living things (if not all) have a floor" means something like how wse all have the same foundation or base of dna that we evolved from?
" People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey… stuff." -The Doctor
So according to this video there’s only 8 living species left (after billions of years farming) and they are -humans -dogs -hot pink wolves -amoeba -chickens -amphibians -trout -rhinos
After Steve had defeated Jean (the Ender Dragon) and left The End, he stopped and his eyes looked back at The End portal, thinking "maybe I should go back incase I forget something"
My teacher: What is evolution? Me: Any change in heritable traits within a population across generations Google Translate: His eyes looked back to the end! 😂
Sounds like Google Translate has been going to virtual learning too long. Sounds like something my 8 year old would say when trying to explain on his worksheet what the video of his teacher recorded. He’ll include Minecraft (his eyes looking back to the end), hot pockets will make a Rino roar, and hot pink wolves belong as a new Pokémon.
@@laguna4life Aw, sounds like a really fun kid. I've babysat before, so I know little kids can be tough, and I can't even imagine what's it's like to be a parent. Wishing you guys the best!
@@laguna4life You can register naghimo online with your online programs in the United States. Mahale, the laboratory offer is among us, among those who are nahisgutani and panagsults. -or- Yep. Online learning turns everyone’s brains into repeated translation software. Oh well. At least we are not reduced to talking daffodils yet.
Here’s a translation of a summary of the War for Independence, which apparently is going to continue another 17.6 billion years. ------------ Representatives of 13 American colonies declared the American War of Independence (1775-1783) known as the "American War of Independence" and the "War of Independence" at the British General Assembly. Parliament's views on fiscal policy and the nature of colonialism. It rose from the city in the late 16th century and became a colony left by its leaders. Seven years after the outbreak of the Franco-Prussian War and the victories in 1754 and 1763 after the war, they won in 17561763763. After the war, the British government lost the great temptation to protect the colony. Your rights The Mel Townsend Act requires anti-colonialism and propaganda, which led to the Boston Massacre of 1773. Following the passage of the Massachusetts Law, 12 colonial laws were drafted and the Book of the King of England. First, it was sent from the general's property. At the same time, the conference and its organization announced sanctions. [THE] War Memorial Day and April 19, 1775: After the destruction of the British colonies in Boston, Massachusetts, Lexington and Concord. In June, my store decided to hold another meeting in Boston to defend General George Washington, who had arrested the general. At a meeting attended by the king and his mansion, he sent a bidder with an olive branch to prepare an offer and the latter withdrew the offer. As a result, Britain invaded Canada but was exiled. In July 1776, Congress passed the "Declaration of Fermentation." Contrary to the "mandatory plan" of the colony, I expect an immediate decision in the US election news. However, the new Prime Minister of New England, Sir William Howe, intervened and occupied New York. Washington did not notice, Trenton, Princeton and the war became more intense. The city was defeated by Philadelphia in the British War from 1777 to 1778, but in the winter of 1777 to 1778 in October 1777, the Persian general Friedrich Wilhelm von General Tubern has an advanced system. is. French Prime Minister Wilgens has worked in the United States to build a prosperous economy in Britain and France. The most important treaty that began in late 1776 was Slatga in October 1777. This morning, Congress was afraid to live with France in Britain. In February 1778, the United States signed two treaties. When the United States became independent of Garam, the West Indian Parliament agreed to unite to defend the British war. During their stay in Spain in 1779, they did not participate in the main task of the treaty, joining the Franco-American alliance and supporting each other, hoping that the Franco-British War of 1713 would once again cause great damage. The British ambassador, Bernard Gallows, was deported from Louisiana to all of North America. In Spain in 1779, the Allies of West America defeated the United States (later became American style). During the war of blackmail, Pensacola, Castelli and Britain were expelled from the United States and military aid was suspended due to internal unrest. Why take General Henry Clinton, and then until 1778, until "Bernan" in Charleston. Al Destruction Mis, who was responsible for destroying the Cornwall mountains in Yorktown, was arrested, forcing him to evacuate and find his comrades who commanded the French forces and surrounded the Latin Islands. In October 1781, after the Battle of Sapika, Galer tried to control the fleet and occupied Cornwall. During the war with France and for several years in Spain, Yorktown decided to continue the war, which ended in Britain and South America. He was replaced by the Minister of Northern Damar, who worked in the three independent states of Georgia. .. On September 3, 1783, the Treaty of Paris was signed between Britain and the United States, which was subsequently ratified by the United States.
"The theory of Evolution does indicate when the beginning of existential Hot Pockets, but it *does* indicate the beginning of trout existence, and we are now one of eight living beings." I mean, he's not *wrong* ...
_does_ in italics. Put _ these _ (underscores) next to the word(s) but without the spaces like I had around "these". So __does.__ __You can do the same thing with more than one word like this, with the punctuation inside the underscores.__
I would LOVE to go to a concert (when it’s allowed again) or see a livestream concert where one artist sings a original song and another one the Google Translated version! XD awesome video as always 💜🖤
"The knowledge in your DNA is turning into a talking daffodil's DNA and that is the reason that you act like a flower. The storage box in your acid is joined by Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Best two sentences ever
The best part was "the storage box in your acid is joined my Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Because when translate said that, the other dude looked at him weird as if he put her in there and is asking for people to not look for her.
"his eyes looked back into the end" that does sound like a catchy rocj chorus, it felt amazing when you sang it. here is an idea: can you collect phrases like these from all your previous videos, and write a complete song from it?
The only thing I think he could improve on is making his voice a little different when he’s saying the translated version,. But others than that, it’s like Malinda’s secret twin brother clone! Great job Tom!
5:15 I now just want a series sentences, which are absolute gibberish, followed by a very concerned "we ALL need to interpret the meaning of those words" like, can that be a series, please? Netflix you renewed another life, can you start just a few seasons of that?
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Epic
You should make google translate tells you how to play Fortnite
Hello!
hi!
heyy im earlyyy
"We copy the dna and leave tomorrow" google translate explains one-night stands
That's exactly what I was thinking lmaooo
Hahahahaha! Yes!
That's where my mind went too! Hahaha!
lol
Ahhhhh, I didn’t even think of that :(
This is unironically a great demonstration of how small mutations over time can make something largely to completely unrecognizable
YES! He should've mentioned that.
Oh yea
Humans are just monkeys put through drunk google translate a few too many times
Lol true
Show, not tell XD
"The alive people are able to make love" ... as opposed to what, the dead people?
[ side note : not gonna lie, I'd love to be able to converse with a talking daffodil ]
I guess you need to go to Wonderland then
It's confirmed, vampires can't make love!
Evidently, the daffodils don't share that desire.
I thought you were going to say you'd love to be able to make love with dead people O_O
No, he’s CLEARLY stating that incels are not alive.
Ah yes...
Gradually watermelons
Suddenly pineapples
Aggressive salads
*And existential hot pockets*
The four main food groups
@@christianjohnson2081 which food groups are Satan’s pasta and essence of swan in, I need to catch up on my Help and Welding classes
@@aruin4069 hmm. That is a good question. I'm not too sure. I just know the main groups. I am not very good with getting them all in or knowing what they are. If I had to guess: existential hot pockets and aggressive salads
@@christianjohnson2081 Thanks that sounds about right, knowing your food categories is important
@@aruin4069 Satan's pasta. Hmmmm!
My brain with Satan's pasta: *SATAN TAKES ME TO THE PASTA*
"so what's your mood today?"
me: *existential hot pockets*
And potassium larva dances. But mostly existential hot pockets
Weirdly relatable
Nobody:
Google Translate: *existential hot pockets*
Every bite you take, you have an existential crisis.
Why are we even here? What does everything mean? Is our existence just dumb luck? Does anything truly matter if the world will eventually end up in flames and there will be no trace of our existence?
Why are they called hot pockets? They aren't hot when you buy them
google translate explains: hot pockets
wow my comment just got hearted lol wasnt expecting that
@@spaceobsessedfemboy congrats
"this ugly person"
*gestures to a man who looks exactly like him*
Nooo, he wears glasses XD Ask Superman it's a BIG change
Just like the "I'm stupid. Try to prove that!" from the Abba video.
Noooo, he's wearing a white button-up shirt
@@maxhatterschannel5140
I was going to reply the same thing
@@PixelatedH2O Nice
Oh no. Google translate has predicted we’re all going to be talking daffodils
at least it isnt the simpsons
Well... it’s true that we share some things with daffodils. So aren’t we technically already talking daffodils?
And farming will destroy all living things
Why does this give me pikmin vibes
heyyyy you're at 420 likes :)
A question in my science test was “what is evolution?”
I said “His eyes looked back to the end.”
*I still don’t get how I failed.*
Should have passed it.
Wha- how?!
His eyes looked back to the end.
teacher was clearly drunk
Wait did you actually-
I would love to see how Google Translate handles the long list of warnings in those annoying pharmaceuticals commercials.
Ooh i bet we could get a pharmaceutical label google translate if we asked often enough
I see it now
Consumption of the rain may result in death
"and that is the reason that you act like a flower"
That sounds like a new potential insult
Your eyes looked back... To the end to the end!
it could be an insult but I feel like it would also be a complement
@@mollywoolfson2571 I just thought that this is how homophobic people think or explain how gay people are created. Just to make sure im all for flower power.
The RUclipsr "greenlegocats123" aka. "CowCow" trolled a roleplayer and insulted their reading (they didn't respond to his comments) by getting angry and comparing them to a sunflower. The recipient of the trolling used the username "sunflower(some numbers I forgot)".
bro your acting like a flower rn
Left Tom: Teacher explaining evolution to the class
Right Tom: Me when asked to explain evolution
Underrated comment!
This is the best comment
I’m surprised you passed kindergarten
(Joking)
@@thesilverprincess I’m surprised i passed kindergarten
this deserves 1k+ likes 😭
"We all need to interpret the meaning of those words."
Yes. Yes we do.
And I am trying.
My interpretation:
All the dogs in the world have a house, and they share the same room, whilst all living things have their own individual floors inside the house
Lol I just realized I commented something really similar 😂 oops 😅
@@mr.tyrant8708 An interesting house!
@@mr.tyrant8708 a frat house for dogs
“potassium larva dances”
…
“The larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum”
…
“The hot pink wolf clan”
…
“We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”
…
“Billions of years of farming have destroyed all living things”
…
Google are you drunk?
once i was translating a sad song and google translate wanted me to burn their heart...
@@smoothbutter9915 did you burn their heart like google asked?
@@tomnook3765 ofc I did, why wouldn't I?
The interpret All those words made sense lol
"The DNA of two dogs is better than that of adults" no, that's actually true
*At least the kids have funny ears*
: How to tell Someone that her baby is ugly
I laughed
Well according to people who put on makeup beauty is ugly.
BAHAHAHHA
“Yes, it will be harder for animals and humans to get together and look for friends”
We have now explained 2020, my people
My exact thoughts.
Alas that is all too true
"Existential Hot Pockets" is my new favorite sentence.
Yep, going to be using that one when I'm having deep debates with my friends. They will either think I am wise beyond my years or doing drugs. Or both.
.
Needs to become a shirt
Existential Hot Pockets and Gradually Watermelon are my two favorite foods
@@anitabasu4653 I would buy that
"we are now eight of living beings"
"billions of years of farming have destroyed all living things"
Is google translate forseeing an apocalypse?
*THE RHINOCEROS' ROAR WILL TRANSFORM THE EARTH*
Climate change and future eco system collapse by humans explained.
Well, at least the alive people are able to make love, copy the DNA and leave tomorrow. Good to know that we'll still be able to have one-night stands in the post-apocalyptic world.
Apparently google translate is predicting all things will go to h-e-🏒-🏒. At least Satan will give us pasta though.
“Satan takes me to the pasta”
Everybody gangsta until it turns out that google translate can forecast
I like how the first time he corrected him was when he said “dogs have paws, not fingers”
“The alive people are able to make love.” - me writing post-canon fanfic.
No why
Pfffft haha
I laughed too hard at this...🤣🤣Sad but true...😭😭😭😢
This made me literally laugh out loud.
I literally screamed (I'm not using this term loosely, I'm serious)
"In the future, comedy will be randomly generated."
How original
@@captain_kadaver But it's true. I put it in quotations because it's not my original quote.
"Weedeater."
Weed eater
*W e e d e a t e r*
“We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”
*how*
By interpreting it with Google trans-late of course
Simple: become an English teacher
I guess i interpret it is "All dogs have the same room" = "All dogs live in the same place" and "and that all living things (if not all) have a floor" means something like how wse all have the same foundation or base of dna that we evolved from?
@@CrazyEmilykitty Thanks! I had no idea what this means, and now, I know it is a coded metaphor for evolution... and evidence _does_ show it!
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions XDDDD Idk man.
I want to go back a few thousand years and see all the dogs from the Hot Pink Wolf Clan
Same here
Same!
"His eyes looked back to the end."
This means GT wants us to understand that time is a loop
" People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey… stuff." -The Doctor
@@fezenclop363 That sentence kinda got away from him huh
Exams: define evolution
Me: "his eyes looked back at the end"
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Google Translate: The storage box in your acid is joined by Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her
Yep. That was bad.
Oh yeah. ACID.
I do not know about that first clause (Santa Claus), but that second one is only facts.
If this were Minecraft related, it would go on r/phoenix SC
@@scibanana3542 you put this through google translate, didn’t you? 😉
Google translate: GO LEARN ABOUT THINGS
Me who is watching this instead of doing school: ...
well you learn about things by watching this video
me who has an exam tomorrow
@@k.c.3674 honestly I only learned that his eyes looked back to the end
@@mabuixa that's still some knowledge... i guess
You have learnt... but at what cost?
"I hope you learned something"
Me: "............................I'm turning into a daffodil."
A talking daffodil.
So according to this video there’s only 8 living species left (after billions of years farming) and they are
-humans
-dogs
-hot pink wolves
-amoeba
-chickens
-amphibians
-trout
-rhinos
Yup
And meat
@@Cycloon16 meat isn't a species-
"We copy the DNA and leave tomorrow." Ah, university parties...
Thrawn?
@@AlechiaTheWitch Yep.
“The larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum”
“Oh my goodness”
I can’t 😂😂😂
I'm on 10 tablets a day so my prescription is pretty big, I'm kinda worried about going to the toilet now 😅
I don't get it...
@@japanpanda2179 it isn’t a joke, its part of the video. Its something i laughed at because of my humour, you may not laugh at it.
I know right that’s hilarious 😂 😂 😂
well it is actually "the larger the prescription, the smaller the rectum" and "Oh my goodness"
Hot Pink Wolf Clan = A kickass band name!
Or the name of a furry group
As well as Existential Hot Pockets!
@@saralaerevu8735 im gonna make a group and name it existential hot pockets
Or a weird Warrior Cats/Survivor Dogs Clan. :)
I was going to use it to make a lgbt biker gang.
"Hot Pink Wolf Clan"
honestly this just sounds like another Warriors roleplay
Furry warriors
“It will be hard for animals and humans to get together and look for friends” that basically sums up the lockdown
"and that is the reason that you act like a flower"
frisk, trying to explain what souls are to flowey
Oh my god undertale/deltarune is everywhere. Not complaining though.
@time me neither
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Google Translate: “His eyes looked back to the end”
Why am I imagining Steve from Minecraft looking at the End?
@@nathanpanusky2531 Thank you! My thoughts as well.
This sounds like the end line of some abstract poem.
After Steve had defeated Jean (the Ender Dragon) and left The End, he stopped and his eyes looked back at The End portal, thinking "maybe I should go back incase I forget something"
It stared into the abyss
Me trying to sleep:
My dumb brain:
"He's eyes look back to the end!"
*His
H E S
Me right now.
I am experiencing this exact thing rn lol
*"The Bigger The Proscription, The Smaller The Rectom."*
I died lol! 😂😂😂
ikr
@@arch2300 Oh my god, it’s been so long since I last saw this video, so after reading my comment again... I died again lol! 😂😂😂
The Bigger The Proscription, The Smaller The Rectum. 🗣🗣🔥🔥
@@PoiZoNMusic_ Wait, is that what they actually said?! Oh my goodness, did I mess up, or are you just having some fun?! 😂
@@colleenglanville8293 yup thats what they said
4:15 =THE SONG
*gradually watermelon*
Give up, give up. I am the rain and the weather!
the first comment i see on this video xD
In an alternate universe:
*Gradually melonwater*
That has evolved into gradually cantaloupe
The classic line 😌
Why is no one talking about "Here's a new chicken: A machine that produces the DNA for my dad"
If you think about it it’s true, the pictures accurately described what sometimes happens
An interesting innovation!
We're slowly gaining Google translate's backstory we must find the rest of the clues and figure it out
That one 🥚cracks🥚 me up everytime
Nobody:
Not even a single soul:
Not even Malinda:
Google Translate: 0:06 T H E R H I N O C E R O S' R O A R W I L L T R A S F O R M T H E E A R T H
Uhh
Lmao
his eyes looked back to the end
It will, one day...
Is google foreseeing an apocalypse?
(From a comment by Fjodor Pattyn)
"Derivative. Big mistake" - me while solving calculus problems.
What is the difference between calculus and algebra?
@@VoidKing666, the level of agony involved.
@@jayt9608 💀💀
My teacher: What is evolution?
Me: Any change in heritable traits within a population across generations
Google Translate: His eyes looked back to the end!
😂
"Go learn about things": parents sending kids to school be like
Sounds like Google Translate has been going to virtual learning too long. Sounds like something my 8 year old would say when trying to explain on his worksheet what the video of his teacher recorded. He’ll include Minecraft (his eyes looking back to the end), hot pockets will make a Rino roar, and hot pink wolves belong as a new Pokémon.
@@laguna4life Aw, sounds like a really fun kid. I've babysat before, so I know little kids can be tough, and I can't even imagine what's it's like to be a parent. Wishing you guys the best!
@@laguna4life You can register naghimo online with your online programs in the United States. Mahale, the laboratory offer is among us, among those who are nahisgutani and panagsults.
-or-
Yep. Online learning turns everyone’s brains into repeated translation software. Oh well. At least we are not reduced to talking daffodils yet.
Maybe google translate is their ancestor or kid
I'm gonna send this to my Science teacher. Wish me luck.
Good luck. Do not die lol.
Did you do it?
Do tell how it went please-
Haven’t gotten a reply yet , hoping for one lol
@@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN Youre not the only one hoping for it lol
Google translate: The Complete History of America
Oh god yes. I would click that at light speed. XD
I would 100% watch that
Google translate: the history of the entire world
Here’s a translation of a summary of the War for Independence, which apparently is going to continue another 17.6 billion years.
------------
Representatives of 13 American colonies declared the American War of Independence (1775-1783) known as the "American War of Independence" and the "War of Independence" at the British General Assembly. Parliament's views on fiscal policy and the nature of colonialism. It rose from the city in the late 16th century and became a colony left by its leaders. Seven years after the outbreak of the Franco-Prussian War and the victories in 1754 and 1763 after the war, they won in 17561763763. After the war, the British government lost the great temptation to protect the colony. Your rights The Mel Townsend Act requires anti-colonialism and propaganda, which led to the Boston Massacre of 1773. Following the passage of the Massachusetts Law, 12 colonial laws were drafted and the Book of the King of England. First, it was sent from the general's property. At the same time, the conference and its organization announced sanctions. [THE]
War Memorial Day and April 19, 1775: After the destruction of the British colonies in Boston, Massachusetts, Lexington and Concord. In June, my store decided to hold another meeting in Boston to defend General George Washington, who had arrested the general. At a meeting attended by the king and his mansion, he sent a bidder with an olive branch to prepare an offer and the latter withdrew the offer. As a result, Britain invaded Canada but was exiled. In July 1776, Congress passed the "Declaration of Fermentation." Contrary to the "mandatory plan" of the colony, I expect an immediate decision in the US election news. However, the new Prime Minister of New England, Sir William Howe, intervened and occupied New York. Washington did not notice, Trenton, Princeton and the war became more intense. The city was defeated by Philadelphia in the British War from 1777 to 1778, but in the winter of 1777 to 1778 in October 1777, the Persian general Friedrich Wilhelm von General Tubern has an advanced system. is.
French Prime Minister Wilgens has worked in the United States to build a prosperous economy in Britain and France. The most important treaty that began in late 1776 was Slatga in October 1777. This morning, Congress was afraid to live with France in Britain. In February 1778, the United States signed two treaties. When the United States became independent of Garam, the West Indian Parliament agreed to unite to defend the British war. During their stay in Spain in 1779, they did not participate in the main task of the treaty, joining the Franco-American alliance and supporting each other, hoping that the Franco-British War of 1713 would once again cause great damage.
The British ambassador, Bernard Gallows, was deported from Louisiana to all of North America. In Spain in 1779, the Allies of West America defeated the United States (later became American style). During the war of blackmail, Pensacola, Castelli and Britain were expelled from the United States and military aid was suspended due to internal unrest. Why take General Henry Clinton, and then until 1778, until "Bernan" in Charleston. Al Destruction Mis, who was responsible for destroying the Cornwall mountains in Yorktown, was arrested, forcing him to evacuate and find his comrades who commanded the French forces and surrounded the Latin Islands. In October 1781, after the Battle of Sapika, Galer tried to control the fleet and occupied Cornwall.
During the war with France and for several years in Spain, Yorktown decided to continue the war, which ended in Britain and South America. He was replaced by the Minister of Northern Damar, who worked in the three independent states of Georgia. .. On September 3, 1783, the Treaty of Paris was signed between Britain and the United States, which was subsequently ratified by the United States.
I HAVE A SCRIPT FOR THAT
As a biology major with a concentration in ecology and evolution this brings me so much joy
“His eyes looked back to the end” sounds so ominous.
Google traductor: "In your acid Is joined by Miley Cyrus"
Miley Cyrus: "WHAT THE"
You need not look for her
At first, I was like: Who is this?
Then I remembered they changed the name lol...
What was it?
Translation fails
@@blueiris574 Oh yeah. It was pretty similar so I didn't notice.
@@conlon4332 malindakathleenreese (a long time ago)
@@wordart_guian and Google translator sings!
"we copy the DNA and leave tomorrow"
basically existence in a nutshell
"His eyes looked back to the end." New definition of evolution.
4:37 i swear i thought the music was gonna start singing "you got a friend in me..."
“We all need to interpret the meaning of those words”
GT, we’ve been trying to do that for years and we still don’t understand.
"Yes it will be harder for animals and humans to get together and look for friends"
That's a bit too current
"The theory of Evolution does indicate when the beginning of existential Hot Pockets, but it *does* indicate the beginning of trout existence, and we are now one of eight living beings."
I mean, he's not *wrong* ...
_does_ in italics. Put _ these _ (underscores) next to the word(s) but without the spaces like I had around "these". So __does.__ __You can do the same thing with more than one word like this, with the punctuation inside the underscores.__
@@conlon4332 what?
@@Redacted_onlife They said "does" in *bold,* when in the video it was in _italics._
@@conlon4332 that's actually very useful. Thanks.
4:56 I think I was part of that in 5 grade at recess....
"and *that* is the reason you act like a flower"
well that explains a lot-
I'm gonna need a full version of "His Eyes Looked Back To The End", it's my new favorite punk song
why did that part remind me of bill nye lol
@@surfinsummergirls sounds like island in the sun and bill nye had a baby
This is like the 2 parts of my brain trying to answer questions on my science test
Any change in heritable traits wit--
HIS EYES LOOKED BACK TO THE ENDDDD
When time machines are created, I’m going back a few thousand years to see that hot pink wolf clan.
@Lady Luly Yes!!! 🙌🏽
It's a clan of furries.
@@bloodstalkerthedragon8473 oh no
same cannot wait to see the hot pink wolf 🤣
Same I wanna see the hot pink wolves
2:46 I mean, voila is French for “here,” so he’s not wrong.
3:36 : "the DNA of 2 dogs is better than that of adults"
Well GT isn't wrong.
My grandpa’s a science teacher, I will definitely be showing this to him
I thought I was gonna be "Tom is great but it ain't the same" and I'm glad to report that Tom IS great and I'm optimistic for this channel.
My finger clicked this vid faster than my brain processed it
Same lmao
I would LOVE to go to a concert (when it’s allowed again) or see a livestream concert where one artist sings a original song and another one the Google Translated version! XD awesome video as always 💜🖤
I loved Tom channeling his inner They Might Be Giants to sing about science! Great job all around.
"The knowledge in your DNA is turning into a talking daffodil's DNA and that is the reason that you act like a flower. The storage box in your acid is joined by Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Best two sentences ever
The best part was "the storage box in your acid is joined my Miley Cyrus, and you need not look for her." Because when translate said that, the other dude looked at him weird as if he put her in there and is asking for people to not look for her.
Nobody:
That one guy with 2022 vision: *The rhinoceros' roar will transform the earth*
Yep
What I learned about evolution today: His eyes looked back to the end.
4:51 is that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow
Awww I wanted to make that joke
2:22 roasted by Google Translate
"The alive humans are able to make love"
I mean...
It's not wrong...
Sad to us, who are dead inside but still wanting to make love. Kkkkkkkkkkk
@@adrianodrika XD
*Cue ghosts crying*
Did google translate just admit to killing miley cyrus?😳
Maybe it didn't like her "ball in sink" fetish.
normal: how the teacher explains it
gts: what I write on the test
This is the kind of video the fun science teacher would assign to learn about evolution
Love your videos Malinda and Tom!
"his eyes looked back into the end"
that does sound like a catchy rocj chorus, it felt amazing when you sang it.
here is an idea: can you collect phrases like these from all your previous videos, and write a complete song from it?
Tom: repeats the evolution thing so we remember
Me: HIS EYES LOOKED BACK TO THE END
@Mohamed Nail also to consider is that all dogs share a room and that all living things( if not all) has a floor.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a single soul on this earth:
Google translate: **Heres a new chicken: A machine that produces dna for my dad**
Well, he ain't wrong.
I MEAN....google translate does not have a soul...
No... no no.
This is the one I was looking for 😂😂😂😂
Yes my fav part
Google translate: **says anything**
Everyone: We all need to interpret the meaning of those words.
4:27 now THATS a song
"Here's a new chicken: a machine that produces the DNA for my dad."
I CAN'T 😂😂
The only thing I think he could improve on is making his voice a little different when he’s saying the translated version,. But others than that, it’s like Malinda’s secret twin brother clone! Great job Tom!
“The rhinoceros’ roar will transform the Earth!”
This already made me laugh xD
I am actually learning bout this in school.
What google translate says take as fact
@@not_realy_real imma ace ma test
same
@@esmecohen_23 same. 6th grade?
Same
Watching this on Inauguration Day. It's been such a stressful couple weeks, sitting here laughing my ass off is exactly what I needed. THANK YOU.
4:08 why is this so underrated
Well, at least the kids have funny ears!
"A talking daffodil"
Undertale fans: *Nervous sweating*
Edit: Why are ya'll liking this it's not funny
Flowey
*Your Best Friend starts playing sinisterly in the background*
-Insert Flowey Laugh-
So Flowey is a talking daffodil?
So true tho
Google translate's version makes just about as sense as those interpretations of the smash brawl theme.
So we are on Earth literally just to make love and to copy DNA and after that is done we just go leave tomorrow to Myles or something? LMAO
Pretty much, yeah.
My.... my name is myles.... mom come pick me up im scared
@@musclemanmyles3665 We are already here, Myles
If we leave if to Myles Fowl, he may be able to handle it, but we will not be safe.
@Link Link yeah, probably not.
2:41 I lost my shit 😂😂😂
Literally
Did you get it back?
If you take a large enough prescription, you won’t anymore.
That song sounds exactly like something TMBG would write and I genuinely love it and want it to evolve into a full song.
"One of the eight living beings"
Oh?
"Existential Hot Pockets" is a good name for a Twisted Translations band!
"Talking daffodil" Me, an undertale fan: So offbrand Flowey?
me, another undertale fan, wheezing
Well, survival of the fittest IS about "kill or be killed"...
Yep.
Flowey but without eyes
Yup we all gonna be off brand floweys soon
5:15 I now just want a series sentences, which are absolute gibberish, followed by a very concerned "we ALL need to interpret the meaning of those words" like, can that be a series, please? Netflix you renewed another life, can you start just a few seasons of that?