“Do you have a lover?” _”I did.”_ “What happened?” _”Dead.”_ “From what?” _”Thighs.”_ - Courtney Freaking Miller, being absolute comedy fucking gold, per usual.
@@allisoncastle Hahaha I don't remember writing that... I assume I wrote it like that because I was unsure of where RUclips censoring draws its line? 😂
She also owns Courtney miller's twitter..? Handle. Been a while since I've watched the Smosh and order episode can't remember if she won that or her Instagram
milkbean just looks like an overexcited parent who's glad that their daughter who escaped from prison is hanging out with her gal pals for the first time in 23 years 🥰
"I legally need to make sure that you donr murder somebody else, so I'm just gunna chill in the doorway while you rekindle with the friends you had before juvie and prison (grade 7)
I love how Saige and Jackie are in a constant state of WTF, Kimmy is cracking up, and Olivia is the only one directly matching Courtney freaking Miller's energy
Olivia is the only one who can stand on the same level in a conversation with CFM, therefore proving that she might be a Celestial herself, or at least half-Celestial, that is.
You should do an episode with the cast as their iconic "Try not to laugh" characters: Shayne as the chosen/the dumpster wizard, Courtney as Boneless, etc.
@@rileybishop4153 I think they're in the process of moving offices into their own space, rather than sharing with mythical. I don't remember where I heard this though, so I might be wrong
Garret peeking around the corner talking about the food he got is like a single dad letting his teenage daughter have a sleep over and being like "Dad ordered pizza! Bet your mom never lets you have that" expect he has no idea what he's doing.
7:17 Saige's "Holy shit!" look on her face when she licked the piece of malic acid popcorn was just hilarious. I just saw it and immediately was like "Saige no!"
The electrical interference noise for the sour popcorn was PERFECT at translating what I can only imagine Kimmy was going through!!! like licking a charger. 10/10 foley work/sound design
This was the only thing missing here. I couldn't put my finger on it while watching, but ... CFM needs room to move, be loud, and take over the space. Hard to do as a "contestant" here. But as host? Endless possibilities!
"I'm a Celestial body" Imagine if Marvel cast Courtney Freaking Miller in Eternals 2, as a Celestial. The amount of money they could save on CGI would be insane.
Imagine if CFM was in the avengers, she would destroy each and every villain with her thighs before anyone else could get a chance to try lol, but only if she hasn't already scared off the rest of the avengers by that time
I love everyone's varying responses to CFM saying she killed her lover with her thighs. Jackie: O-kay. Olivia: Keeps questioning Kimmy: Laughing nervously Saige: Nice :)
Love that someone mentioned it at the end but Garrett hovering in the doorway like a (sitcom) dad trying to be cool and a good host at his daughter's sleepover
I like Garret's "dad who decided to mess with his daughter's friends during their sleep over," and Courtney's "down to help prank her friends with her dad" energy and Courtney Freakin Miller's "kid you were forced to invite to the sleepover" energy
suggestion. Full character eat or yeet, Shane as the Chosen, Courtney as Chef Boneless, Jackie as the magical character she played one episode, Tommy as mental illness, Damien as Butter and Chives guy
Garrett looking like the dad checking in on his daughter's first sleepover party. "You kids need any snacks?" energy
Who’s Garrett? That’s Milk Bean
@@Snakeboi-pd8ce pesky autocorrect
"Can I get you girls anything? A condom? A snack?" XD
more like creepy neighbour
@@buttermepancake3613 That's from SNL, isn't it?
“Do you have a lover?”
_”I did.”_
“What happened?”
_”Dead.”_
“From what?”
_”Thighs.”_
- Courtney Freaking Miller, being absolute comedy fucking gold, per usual.
Leg Ryan at her finest
Around 4:13
‘My thighs’
'Like a watermelon'
Olivia works so freaking well with CFM!
Milk Bean peeking out from the back room is adorable 🤣
milk bean is always watching
Ty for this credit to you for my comment
He is like that neighbor that you don't invite but still peeks at your party anyway
He's like a goblin back there!
Like the attentive dad at a sleepover.
I admire Courtney's ability to keep it professional while her nemesis is close by
You mean twin
@@Altarix05 the average auto correct mistake dont worry
She was soooo over Shayne in this video! He was being such a little shittle!
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca lol a what?
@@allisoncastle Hahaha I don't remember writing that... I assume I wrote it like that because I was unsure of where RUclips censoring draws its line? 😂
Nice to see Courtney Freakin' Miller here! Reminder: she's not a mister; she's a *mystery.*
@@LitBoiLuke a... A new here uh?
I understood that reference
@@LitBoiLuke It's from a smosh and order episode.
First appearance of 2022!!!
She also owns Courtney miller's twitter..? Handle. Been a while since I've watched the Smosh and order episode can't remember if she won that or her Instagram
Garrett lurking in the background makes me smile so much. It’s just so silly
He has so many different peeking poses
milkbean just looks like an overexcited parent who's glad that their daughter who escaped from prison is hanging out with her gal pals for the first time in 23 years 🥰
And cooking up some sketchy recipes in the kitchen 😅
I don’t know who Milkbean is, but it’s nice to see my little CFM have such good friends!
I love that you are picturing Garett as Courtney Freakin Miller’s dad.
"I legally need to make sure that you donr murder somebody else, so I'm just gunna chill in the doorway while you rekindle with the friends you had before juvie and prison (grade 7)
I love how Saige and Jackie are in a constant state of WTF, Kimmy is cracking up, and Olivia is the only one directly matching Courtney freaking Miller's energy
The fact that Shayne, as Courtney Freakin Miller, is an honorary gal pal is so wholesome.
13:00
Courtney: "Imagine Valentine's day things like, like..."
Cfm: "War. Nuclear bombs. The black plague. A plaid shirt."
DEAD
Courtney: "Everybody close your eyes, imagine Valentines things like...."
Courtney "Freakin" Miller: "War......Nuclear Bombs"
the Black Plague........a plaid shirt........
I feel like Saige would get down with that sort of valentines too.
N:
IS FOR SURVIVORS
She was foreseeing into the future... warning us of Russia... _If only we'd listen..._
"ai o wai wa ooo"
She's speaking the language of the gods...probably the closest we'll ever see Kimmy attempt to speak Filipino on Smosh
kimmy: have you killed a man?
cfm: yes
olivia: who?
cfm: name a man
saige: jfk
cfm: 😳…
that part killed me 💀
I read this comment at the exact same time as it played in the video
And jfk
i miss damien
She couldn't have killed JFK everyone knows there was a second shooter on the grassy knoll CFM uses her bare hands
@@Padfoot-ji9qb cfm has sniper rifles for hands. She could have done it
"Shayne has to be in every video"
"We're going to do a ladies only video"
"Shayne has to be in every video"
Olivia is the only one who can stand on the same level in a conversation with CFM, therefore proving that she might be a Celestial herself, or at least half-Celestial, that is.
0:30 CFM: "The only one who can break me." Even CFM admits they can't handle Olivia's power level.
Well smosh has established that Olivia is god in several videos
“A moment with god”
Floating Olivia head: “I’m not god. I’m Matt Damon.”
@@chaosecho4758 yes
Half celestial on her hot mom's side.
I’ve come to the realization that CFM’s perfect life partner match in life, is The Chosen
I genuinely thought the pizza was gonna be "Pizza, but upside down" 😂
Pineapple Pizza but upside down???
You should do an episode with the cast as their iconic "Try not to laugh" characters: Shayne as the chosen/the dumpster wizard, Courtney as Boneless, etc.
YES
+
Or Brianna Boho
I'll do ANYTHING for more dumpster wizard
Olivia as Olivia Sui
As soon as Courtney told Saige to “get some of the garnish” I knew it was none pizza left beef 💀
DFTBA!
Garrett in this is like the younger brother spying on the sisters having a sleepover.
milk bean* who tf is garrett??
Thank you for calling me younger
@@garrettpalm 🤣
@@garrettpalmthank you for including none pizza with left beef
Shout out to you guys for adding captions to your videos. I just watched this whole video on silent while my husband is asleep next to me 😎 🙌🏻
These "house videos" have a summer/winter games energy to me, they look nostalgic
I was feeling that too.
oh my god you’re right
do we know why they're filing them in houses? like just for fun or..??
@@rileybishop4153 a new Smosh studio is currently under construction
@@rileybishop4153 I think they're in the process of moving offices into their own space, rather than sharing with mythical. I don't remember where I heard this though, so I might be wrong
Garret peeking around the corner talking about the food he got is like a single dad letting his teenage daughter have a sleep over and being like "Dad ordered pizza! Bet your mom never lets you have that" expect he has no idea what he's doing.
They should do an all-stars Eat it or Yeet it: Bring back the very best or very worst dishes for those who never got to try them.
"for those who never got to try them" so just Damien? lol
7:17 Saige's "Holy shit!" look on her face when she licked the piece of malic acid popcorn was just hilarious. I just saw it and immediately was like "Saige no!"
Jacquee's reaction to licking the popcorn was the best in all of Smosh
Shaynes ability to stay in character is genuinely so impressive like he barely made a face when he ate the malic acid popcorn
It's not a character, he just isn't affected by malic acid
"Saw the meme on Tumblr and thought it would be fun" is the MOST dad thing
I think they got a kick out of it!
The electrical interference noise for the sour popcorn was PERFECT at translating what I can only imagine Kimmy was going through!!! like licking a charger. 10/10 foley work/sound design
This would be perfect if Courtney and CFM switch their places. I want to see CFM being a food girl.
Maybe next week Courtney can be Boneless or The Chosen or something with all the guys
CFM would just come out and throw food at people's heads... possibly chokehold people... Definitely baby bird into someone's mouth.
@@kaldogorath Shayne freakin' Topp
This was the only thing missing here. I couldn't put my finger on it while watching, but ... CFM needs room to move, be loud, and take over the space. Hard to do as a "contestant" here. But as host? Endless possibilities!
But act like eachother. 😂😂😂
I love how Olivia is the only person chaotic enough to give Courtney FRICKIN Miller pause.
Jackie holding the popcorn like the ring of power broke me dude lmao
"I'm a Celestial body"
Imagine if Marvel cast Courtney Freaking Miller in Eternals 2, as a Celestial. The amount of money they could save on CGI would be insane.
Imagine if CFM was in the avengers, she would destroy each and every villain with her thighs before anyone else could get a chance to try lol, but only if she hasn't already scared off the rest of the avengers by that time
Sounds like we need a Guys one where it all ends up as bad dishes 😛
The Chosen will need to be in that one! 😎
oh god, Augustus would be delightful in the show hahaha
Yes! the Chosen and Augustus would be great in one of these.
And hosted by Shayne freakin topp
I love everyone's varying responses to CFM saying she killed her lover with her thighs.
Jackie: O-kay.
Olivia: Keeps questioning
Kimmy: Laughing nervously
Saige: Nice :)
Saige is a bully
That’s how I wanna go
Well we know what sage likes lol
garret was back there cackling like a 1920's villain who just got done tying a woman to some traintracks
gotta love it when the ole malic acid comes out... the difference between Shayne and everyone else is classic
Saige when she says “you have bucket?🥺” to Kimmi was the cutest purest thing ever 🥺
We seriously need a EIOYI with people's characters
You can see shayne trying so hard not to break after Saige said JFK… made me laugh a lot.
Garrett is such the sleepover mom in this episode.
Saige is ready to call her mom to pick her up
Saige seems like she's finally realizing that her friends are on a way deeper level of crazy than she ever expected.
I’ve literally never seen Shane this relaxed in an eat it or yeet it video before.
Finally, an Eat It Or Yeet It with Courtney Freaking Miller
Its not the first time, they've done it before
@@brucebonner3491 have they? I don't remember
@@ProXYOneCreations I know there’s at least one episode with cfm. There maybe more I’m not entirely sure. But 100% there is one episode with cfm.
Courtney explaining the rules and said “so that the viewers can enjoy it” … TRUST US WE ENJOYED IT LOL
Jackie’s “Wow” at the popcorn was hilarious 😂
I know CFM is a character…but Shayne has perfectly captured how some of my middle school students act
I love despite the craziness of Courtney Freakin Miller, he seems very nervous when Liv was gonna "kiss" him hahaha 🤣🤣❤
I went back and he says, "You're the only one who can break me!" Lol
@@tortugapoet sweetness intensifies hahah they do complement each other
Daddy Milkbean poking out from the doorway had me laughing from second 1 lol
“For the Gals” …better invite Courtney Fucking Miller 💀
There's no party like a CFM party!!
@@smoshpit cuz a CFM party don't stop!
@@BRACEwits real charmer you're
@@BRACEwits 🤡
@@BRACEwits wdym, she is a perfect fit!!
Omg Saige is absolutely adorable
6:02 "you want bucket?" Omg my heart
An episode idea! Everyone eats a miracle berry before eating any of the dishes, and have Garrett really test the limits of the miracle berry.
We need more Saige on smosh pit! Love her energy
Dang... I can't believe we're getting an Eat It Or Yeet It without Shayne... He's kinda sorta my favorite if we don't count everyone else
It's strange though that malic acid doesn't phase CFM too. I mean what are the odds
I love these comments
shayne and his gravemouth coming in clutch with CFM lore with the popcorn
I just love Garret being the cool sleepover dad making snacks in the kitchen the whole night 🤣🤣
Garrett reminds me of that awkward dad that's trying to make sure the slumber party is going well
I really like the Gal’s Valentine’s Day theme and the “Nose Goes” idea. Thanks again and I ❤️ you Smosh.
You should do one with the boys next with Shayne Freaking Topp.
Or BONELESS!
@@WaffleofVigilance94 Don't forget their son "Bone".
The only way they might be able to convince Courtney to actually be on the show hahaha
@@Suspense1376 That could work. Definitely worth a shot tho lol😂
just realized saige is a combination of all three powerpuff girls, and today she really looks like blossom 🥺🥰
Love that someone mentioned it at the end but Garrett hovering in the doorway like a (sitcom) dad trying to be cool and a good host at his daughter's sleepover
i screamed none pizza left beef i love that meme with my whole existence
Garrett just gets more and more evil, I swear, next time its gonna be sushi but hot or something
In Brazil we have fried hot sushis called California something
jackie’s reaction to the sour pop is hilarious 😂
Oh boy, she's back! It's Courtney Freakin' Miller! (Edit) 7:46 Is that None Pizza with Left Beef?
Shayne and Olivia together are always amazing
In their new house setting, Garrett is definitely producer Dad now 😂😂
I love how CFM has slowly evolved from JUICED Courtney to southern female PE teacher over the years
I JUMPED out of my skin when the Jackie yelled “Snake!”
Saige's reaction to CFM is something that I have been waiting patiently for and I'm glad I've finally gotten it.
We need more episodes with all the ladies of Smosh.
the tv static/buzz noise for everytime someone tasted the malic acid is genius lmao
I feel like Shayne just blacks out and BECOMES CFM
Suggestion: Eat It or Yeet It Pun Edition. Example: Otterpop made out of fish sauce and various other items an otter would eat.
Garrett never being entirely out of the door just sends me
I love how Garrett is just lurking in the doorway lol
The fact that Shane almost broke character when Jackie said JFK 😭
Saige being soooooo ADORABLE!!!
10:25 literally Courtney's face makes the joke even funnier, her reaction to Shayne laughing is so funny xD
We love the ‘Orange is The New Black: Courtney Freakin’ Miller’ 😂❤️😂
The _second_ that domino's pizza box showed up, I knew it was none-pizza-left-beef 😂
babe wake up, new eat it or yeet it just dropped
I feel like a video with just shayne/Cfm and Olivia would be so fun and hilarious
I like Garret's "dad who decided to mess with his daughter's friends during their sleep over," and Courtney's "down to help prank her friends with her dad" energy and Courtney Freakin Miller's "kid you were forced to invite to the sleepover" energy
I want an episode where Josh is in charge of the food. This is child's play compared to what he does to Rhett and Link
I love Jackie's facial expressions ❤️
I love how Garrett is peeking around the door like a concerned dad "are ya having fun in here kids?"
Very surprised and proud that Saige was in an Eat it or Yeet it!! Love you all, thank you for all your hard work and laughs
The way kimmy laughs when courtney freakin miller talks about her lover makes me so happy
suggestion. Full character eat or yeet, Shane as the Chosen, Courtney as Chef Boneless, Jackie as the magical character she played one episode, Tommy as mental illness, Damien as Butter and Chives guy
Yes and there won’t be any saige because she can’t act and has no characters yay
@@BRACEwits ouch sage is cool af and can just IDK make a character ? Like they all did. Cause it's make believe. Why you gotta be so ruuuuddeeee 🎵
Olivia as john the famous record producer
Joan*
3:40 I appreciate CFM saying “not cars 2”
“I think you should both kill a man.”
The seriousness of which that was said is terrifying.
Garret as the protective dad in the doorway is a king
idea for a next episode. eat it or yeet it: payback time. All those who suffered from garret's cooking, make a dish for him.
I love it when Shayne stays in character but still tells Saige that the Yeet Bucket is right there if she needs it.
garrett’s vibes in this video are giving me bde (big dad energy)
Shayne is so fundamental to smosh that they put him even in girl-only vids
Courtney Freakin’ Miller 2022: "I’m ready to eat shit”
I heard Tommy's laugh in the background at @10:24 and it made me so happy
Ohhhh I missed Livliv😍 Happy to see her again... also, I big warm clap for Saige for not getting an excuse to be in this episode of Eat it or Yeet it.
Saige is a bully the episode would of been much better without her
Saige's outfit is so cute!! 😍💌🧸🐻