My Indiana Jones Movies - Hilariocity Review

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 8 лет назад +2182

    I can't believe you got John Williams to do the music!!

    • @jrjubach
      @jrjubach 7 лет назад +130

      In under 5 mins bra Yeah I know. It was a joke.

    • @movez8223
      @movez8223 7 лет назад +103

      In under 5 mins bra Dude what the fuck are you talking about? John Williams is Chris's uncle, Chris just asked him to do a new score for his oscarwinning indy spin-off and John agreed to it. Did I also mention that Chris is Sherlocks great great great grandson? NO? You don't know SHIT about SHERLOCK you say? Oh well, atleast I tried to explain it to ya..

    • @movez8223
      @movez8223 7 лет назад +28

      That Boss Guy I saw his comment and I was like "really bruh?" Im glad that my comment made your day tho haha!

    • @tylerdanku8889
      @tylerdanku8889 5 лет назад +11

      S.R.A. r/woosh

    • @thomasmurgatroyd3824
      @thomasmurgatroyd3824 5 лет назад +5

      S.R.A. R/WOOOOSH

  • @connorwebb5836
    @connorwebb5836 5 лет назад +748

    As far as I'm concerned these are canon

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 4 года назад +18

      If the 4th is then why the fcuk not

    • @DunkMan11
      @DunkMan11 4 года назад +9

      @@Zany_Zim it's not the worst movie of All time it's so annoying everybody hates on it

    • @flipbookproductions1407
      @flipbookproductions1407 4 года назад +6

      More cannon than Crystal skull

    • @Luka2000_
      @Luka2000_ 4 года назад +8

      @@DunkMan11 so true man people really fucking shit on it and it's better than 90% movies that come out today

    • @ThorfinnSonofThors892
      @ThorfinnSonofThors892 3 года назад +2

      @@DunkMan11 Idk, as far as that movie goes, it had a lot of flaws (bad CGI, excessive lighting, etc.). I wouldn't say it's horrible, just... disappointing. It had some good fights and Indy, well, he's awesome at any age, lol. Even tnough I don't like it, I wouldn't say Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is horrible, just... mildly disappointing.

  • @jakeduffy_
    @jakeduffy_ 8 лет назад +2191

    yeah...so can we get a date for the blu-ray releases?

  • @irespectthepolice42
    @irespectthepolice42 7 лет назад +658

    "We tried..."
    -Chris Stuckmann

    • @b.d6642
      @b.d6642 3 года назад +26

      "if you have scorpions, you use them"
      -chris stuckmann

    • @SITHWAX
      @SITHWAX 2 года назад +2

      🤘

    • @alexconn2675
      @alexconn2675 2 года назад +1

      We tried should be on his gravestone when he dies.

  • @nintendopet114
    @nintendopet114 8 лет назад +1233

    I love the fact that Indiana Jones takes place in the late 30s and you're driving around in a modern car.

    • @ThePandoraGuy
      @ThePandoraGuy 8 лет назад +98

      It's a german car ^^.

    • @Echo0221
      @Echo0221 7 лет назад +12

      The Pandora Guy no German in the 30’s, even Hitler himself, had a car like that

    • @masonmackinnon2802
      @masonmackinnon2802 6 лет назад +7

      I know I noticed that to

    • @thumperjdm
      @thumperjdm 5 лет назад +5

      @13:53 And their rustic cabin in the woods had an electrical meter installed. ;-)

    • @calebpugh222
      @calebpugh222 5 лет назад +9

      @@ThePandoraGuy hey bro... chill out.... they tried to make it look as "best" as they could! Lmao

  • @littleraska
    @littleraska 8 лет назад +537

    I feel like making a movie now...

    • @alexcouture8312
      @alexcouture8312 8 лет назад +18

      Skye Moyer same here man

    • @mattsierakowski5926
      @mattsierakowski5926 8 лет назад +26

      I'm starting a movie now and we shoot tommorrow

    • @RobbieHarston
      @RobbieHarston 7 лет назад +9

      How did the shooting go?

    • @TheOFamily5rocks
      @TheOFamily5rocks 7 лет назад +18

      Skye Moyer me 2 gonna plan a script but im only 13 so its hard to get together with my friends often enough

    • @Bruh_3
      @Bruh_3 7 лет назад +9

      TheOFamily5 so am i and im 13. its hard to get together with friends cos of school and stuff

  • @vincentrodriguez7797
    @vincentrodriguez7797 8 лет назад +1786

    hey Chris I think you did a pretty good job considering your budget and amount of experience

    • @OscarGomez-cu9vm
      @OscarGomez-cu9vm 8 лет назад +35

      Exactly.

    • @Arcsinner
      @Arcsinner 8 лет назад +32

      +Vincent Rodriguez I actually enjoyed the scene in the cabin with the whip!

    • @connorcampbell5839
      @connorcampbell5839 8 лет назад +74

      +Vincent Rodriguez All of the big tracking shots on the car actually looked great, seeing what they did without a a budget or equipment is actually pretty impressive.

    • @marikotrue3488
      @marikotrue3488 8 лет назад +11

      +Vincent Rodriguez I would love to see what Chris could do with a "re-edit" of several recently released films. THANK YOU Chris Stuckmann for sharing. And love that advice, "FINISH IT".

    • @martinrosasrosales1196
      @martinrosasrosales1196 8 лет назад

      I agree!

  • @thatdexyguy9870
    @thatdexyguy9870 4 года назад +433

    I'd pay good money to see Lucas and Spielberg's react to these movies

  • @kristianhestas5508
    @kristianhestas5508 8 лет назад +533

    Chris, you have aged like two weeks since then

    • @marinaraman8238
      @marinaraman8238 5 лет назад +12

      He the same looking chris expect for a beard.

  • @user-op8gr5xe9o
    @user-op8gr5xe9o 4 года назад +453

    I’m kinda confused. Why is this in the hilariocity playlist and not the A + playlist?

    • @rodrickheffley3077
      @rodrickheffley3077 2 года назад +1

      Because it’s a hilariocity review. It’s supposed to go in the “hilariocity” playlist.

    • @user-vr8fs8gg6h
      @user-vr8fs8gg6h Год назад +1

      @@rodrickheffley3077🤓☝️

    • @craigsovilla6578
      @craigsovilla6578 Год назад

      ​@@user-vr8fs8gg6hpeep his pfp. Encapsulates his response.

  • @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048
    @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048 8 лет назад +767

    better than samurai cop

    • @kztm691
      @kztm691 6 лет назад +1

      Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap ぬせのほすうぎにすのもあおどそす

    • @Evan15
      @Evan15 6 лет назад +14

      I’m sorry I don’t speak Spanish

    • @Cole91365
      @Cole91365 6 лет назад +1

      Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap haaa samurai cop

    • @rectorecto5417
      @rectorecto5417 6 лет назад +4

      Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap NOTHING is bette than samurai cop

    • @wyattsidwell6115
      @wyattsidwell6115 6 лет назад +6

      Are you...fuji...fujiyama?

  • @Zammit2021
    @Zammit2021 4 года назад +224

    I think it's time to turn it into a trilogy.

    • @ytuser_3122
      @ytuser_3122 Год назад

      Wait till after he finishes Shelby Oaks

  • @CroTomas
    @CroTomas 8 лет назад +617

    The fact that you continued to film the shot without canceling it reminds of Leonardo DiCaprio's Django Unchained scene

    • @TheDRODOR
      @TheDRODOR 8 лет назад +4

      which one?

    • @CroTomas
      @CroTomas 8 лет назад +14

      OrganismoPerfecto At the table scene where Leonardo is showing a skull and slams his hand on the table

    • @TheDRODOR
      @TheDRODOR 8 лет назад +2

      so....what's so special about it?

    • @CroTomas
      @CroTomas 8 лет назад +36

      OrganismoPerfecto well idk about you but it would hurt like hell if someone slammed his hand on a glass jar and pieces of glass sliced his hand

    • @TheDRODOR
      @TheDRODOR 8 лет назад +5

      aaah that

  • @vedantbakshi6546
    @vedantbakshi6546 8 лет назад +229

    Spielberg and Ford would be so proud of you guys and would give you a big hug

  • @Transfixed
    @Transfixed 8 лет назад +182

    "When you have real scorpions at your disposal, you use them" - Chris Stuckmann, 2016

  • @TheCondorjc
    @TheCondorjc 5 лет назад +362

    Chris “We tried” Stuckmann

    • @calebim-th2iq
      @calebim-th2iq 4 года назад +2

      TheCondorjc now we know how to respect horrible films

    • @dannymiller7187
      @dannymiller7187 4 года назад +2

      We did try. Hahahaha.

  • @adrianmorales9218
    @adrianmorales9218 7 лет назад +388

    I give this movie a A+

  • @Hopeofmen
    @Hopeofmen 8 лет назад +279

    I give it an B+/10

  • @MandleRoss
    @MandleRoss 4 года назад +82

    That flip off the tree is no-shit-legit Hollywood stuntman level!

  • @formerlymason
    @formerlymason 7 лет назад +264

    You need to release these on your channel so we can watch them

    • @user-dg4kt2yg4r
      @user-dg4kt2yg4r 7 лет назад +15

      Mr.SexTrain there’s someone who doesn’t want his face to be seen

    • @dcarterm8371
      @dcarterm8371 7 лет назад +22

      Duruzzz He can blur it and make his voice deeper

    • @uglesovs483
      @uglesovs483 6 лет назад +3

      Mr.SexTrain yeah this acctually looks pretty cool

    • @spiredrex4301
      @spiredrex4301 5 лет назад +6

      He can’t because of copyrighted soundtracks

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 года назад +1

      Well now we know why.

  • @sanjayraju988
    @sanjayraju988 8 лет назад +502

    I'd actually pay money to see these.

  • @joelofjudah9144
    @joelofjudah9144 8 лет назад +727

    still better than the room

  • @BairViewFilms
    @BairViewFilms 3 года назад +84

    As a 17 year old, who loves film making, and only has the ability to make short, independent films at the moment, this is amazing! Love the action sequences, and inspires me to keep making more!
    UPDATE: ironically enough I made my own Indiana Jones fan film! It was so much fun to make and I think it turned out pretty good.

    • @christopherbucher7017
      @christopherbucher7017 2 года назад +2

      Keep the dream alive! And from somebody slightly older than you, try to stay out of student debt as much as possible.

  • @shakie1828
    @shakie1828 8 лет назад +751

    you didn't talk about that fantastic 'stache

    • @ChrisStuckmann
      @ChrisStuckmann  8 лет назад +259

      +shandelle w Trying to forget about it...

    • @ammo76534
      @ammo76534 8 лет назад +1

      +Chris Stuckmann hahaha

    • @sebgomez2688
      @sebgomez2688 8 лет назад +6

      2 hours ago? Wtf

    • @KyleGauntReviews
      @KyleGauntReviews 8 лет назад +1

      +Chris Stuckmann awesome videos man!! My favorite reviewer; if you ever get this, check out my channel because I do reviews as well

    • @Drewbibski
      @Drewbibski 8 лет назад +22

      Is this the first time i see Stuckmann reply to a comment?! :0

  • @04h239
    @04h239 8 лет назад +340

    Hi Freeze, I'm Indiana Jones.

    • @GalaktischerHirnsauger
      @GalaktischerHirnsauger 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @saamnarimaan
      @saamnarimaan 8 лет назад +3

      +04h239 No mate this Indiana johns was better acted than batman and robin

    • @saamnarimaan
      @saamnarimaan 8 лет назад

      +04h239 No mate this Indiana johns was better acted than batman and robin

    • @Joshua-0120
      @Joshua-0120 8 лет назад +12

      Hey freeze, the whip is on

    • @mcreeamy7209
      @mcreeamy7209 8 лет назад +13

      I want a whip. Chicks dig the whip.

  • @k.b.9270
    @k.b.9270 8 лет назад +74

    Concidering there is like zero production value, I am impressed with the sound and music editing. That was usually on point, so props for that. And props for these insane stunts.

  • @OakViewFilms
    @OakViewFilms 3 года назад +126

    It's a bit uncomfortable rewatching these after knowing what you were going through at the time.

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 года назад +43

      It’s admirable considering the restrictions Chris was faced with, it also makes a lot more sense why the skull melting was cut now, always thought that looked great given how little money they had.

    • @VanishedPNW
      @VanishedPNW 2 года назад +24

      It's more sad than anything. A young man who is full of creativity and ambition, stifled and made to feel evil for wanting to create. Super ambitious for a teen filmmaker and it's clear why Chris has risen to the level he has as a content creator.

  • @johnt.campbell316
    @johnt.campbell316 8 лет назад +327

    Still better than the one with Shia LeBeouf.
    Seriously.

    • @jonathancronin6562
      @jonathancronin6562 8 лет назад +8

      kingdom of the crystal skull

    • @ChapSnat752
      @ChapSnat752 8 лет назад +11

      i thought that one was alright... not good but not terrible ether... it's an OK movie

    • @hi-cz8zd
      @hi-cz8zd 4 года назад

      James Lonogan you hate it because it’s creepy

  • @pizzaman1891
    @pizzaman1891 8 лет назад +490

    I would actually watch these

    • @conmanreloaded4249
      @conmanreloaded4249 8 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @omgdontstealvids123
      @omgdontstealvids123 8 лет назад +15

      He should release them for free. I'm very curios on how they play out. Why waste months worth of work?

    • @johnwerner69
      @johnwerner69 8 лет назад +4

      +omgdontstealvids123 he can't because of the copyright music

    • @averyashbaugh7288
      @averyashbaugh7288 8 лет назад

      Same here

    • @TheHDSuperLow
      @TheHDSuperLow 8 лет назад +3

      +John Werner doesnt make sense, copyright only counts when you intend to make money unless im mistaken

  • @user2691w
    @user2691w 8 лет назад +1445

    Still better than Crystal Skull.

    • @RacistWhiteShark
      @RacistWhiteShark 8 лет назад +8

      True

    • @mikemarks6136
      @mikemarks6136 8 лет назад +3

      +RacistWhiteShark i was about to say this lol

    • @nachomartin471
      @nachomartin471 8 лет назад +1

      yep

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 8 лет назад +3

      That's setting a pretty low bar.

    • @sils-row1588
      @sils-row1588 8 лет назад +5

      +Bastian Kobel HAHAHAHAHA ah man that made my day
      Thanks man :]

  • @thecoolguy7985
    @thecoolguy7985 3 года назад +264

    After the Jehovah’s Witness video, this video gets a bit more sad.

    • @cmiller1515
      @cmiller1515 3 года назад +36

      inspiring i think more so for me; it’s really cool to know he did this despite his situation!

  • @quickler1959
    @quickler1959 8 лет назад +637

    Did anyone else just smile like an idiot the whole time? xD

    • @viper-1actual25
      @viper-1actual25 8 лет назад +44

      TRAITOR

    • @wrathofdionysus3246
      @wrathofdionysus3246 8 лет назад +16

      +FN-2187 This whole video was just adorable.

    • @fk4kttt
      @fk4kttt 8 лет назад

      +FN-2187 Sup Finn you will be my personal servant you TRAITOR!!!

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 8 лет назад

      +FN-2187 lol XD, yeah me too

    • @phoenix2k153
      @phoenix2k153 8 лет назад +3

      +FN-2187
      Yes, Chris himself ;)
      greetings from germany

  • @austinreed3360
    @austinreed3360 8 лет назад +77

    This is really well made considering the technological limitations of the time and the age of all you guys. You should all be very proud of yourselves. Most kids that age just sit and smoke weed all day listening to fetty wap or whatever the hell else they listen to now. God I already feel old.

    • @thomasgarrett8113
      @thomasgarrett8113 8 лет назад +18

      Lol. I'm 14, and I really don't understand why kids my age enjoy the stuff they do

    • @vinnysouza2016
      @vinnysouza2016 7 лет назад +6

      thomas garrett I'm 15(16 in 6 days yeeey lol)and i don't know either! I mean, i tried weed once...and that was it, fuck that shit

  • @qwaeofficial
    @qwaeofficial 8 лет назад +201

    If i had a dollar for every time he said "We tried"

    • @goldenlightpictures6223
      @goldenlightpictures6223 6 лет назад +1

      we would go bankrupt!!!lol:D

    • @corndogonastick5349
      @corndogonastick5349 5 лет назад +1

      Kaidinsj he said “we tried” 18 times

    • @johnathanbarrett2388
      @johnathanbarrett2388 4 года назад

      Hey , We tried. You know we all tried that"s how things happen you try. 😂 😂 I loved both films. Great job Chris-and co. 😃 👏👏

  • @Im__Gavin
    @Im__Gavin 3 года назад +130

    This video hits different after learning what Chris was going through in the past

    • @Yourmothershouse34
      @Yourmothershouse34 Год назад

      What?

    • @brown22sugar25
      @brown22sugar25 Год назад +13

      @@Yourmothershouse34 he used to be a part of Jehovah’s Witness which restricted his ability to make movies. He has a whole video talking about his experience

    • @ayybeealternative1999
      @ayybeealternative1999 Год назад +3

      ​@@brown22sugar25 thats religious people for you

  • @AndreasFilms
    @AndreasFilms 8 лет назад +186

    Even though I'm a professional filmmaker now, working as a director on TV and films, I still have my very first short films on RUclips and I don't plan on removing them because, like you said, I'm proud that I've made them! It doesn't matter if they are bad, they still mean so much to me.

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 3 года назад +67

    22:12 That’s actually a pretty cool face melting effect ngl... I wonder if he ultimately cut it because he was worried about getting into trouble with the JW.

  • @evan_6594
    @evan_6594 8 лет назад +390

    I'd love to see the entire movies! :D

    • @falafelboi2738
      @falafelboi2738 8 лет назад +17

      Hello fellow shy guy

    • @evan_6594
      @evan_6594 8 лет назад +19

      *salute*

    • @BIGTENFanatic
      @BIGTENFanatic 8 лет назад +3

      Agreed he should change the music and upload them to RUclips

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 8 лет назад

      +WolverinesNation92 he could do Casio electronic organ covers of these themes or someone off screen doing beat box improv duirng the fight scenes to give it that special touch... YT is getting really harsh on anything that even remotely hints at copyright infringement

    • @ichigoanime4593
      @ichigoanime4593 8 лет назад

      I agree.

  • @joeleyden8463
    @joeleyden8463 4 года назад +207

    TBH
    This is waaayyyy better than I could do.

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 года назад +22

      It’s better then kingdom of the crystal skull

    • @Iishere
      @Iishere 3 года назад +5

      Same It's kinda cool they made this

    • @VarSUBTOVAR
      @VarSUBTOVAR 3 года назад +1

      Same

  • @Jigsaw407
    @Jigsaw407 8 лет назад +99

    Give yourself some credit! Yeah, some shots or facial expressions linger a little too long, but what I saw here was much better than it had any right to be, being the amateur project of some kids and all. ;)
    I liked what you did and I guarantee you that it's better than some of the stuff that they actually sell on DVD/Blu-ray or stream on Amazon Prime.

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 7 лет назад +40

    I think people underestimate how difficult it is to make a movie that you're genuinely happy with and willing to show for peoples entertainment. Being a critic means you don't risk much coz its easy to say "eh, this was shit, stupid movie, bleh bleh" but the process is much harder than most people give credit for.
    I'm currently writing my first screenplay and it is a daunting experience just to execute on an idea you hope people will enjoy.
    So yeah, chris, you may be my favourite critic, but you also know what it takes to make a fun movie you can be proud of :)

  • @mitchellphillips4691
    @mitchellphillips4691 4 года назад +51

    Not gonna lie, got chills from the early hat scene.

  • @raguirre773
    @raguirre773 3 года назад +42

    Who's here after Chris' tell all from his JW experience?

  • @spookie1024
    @spookie1024 8 лет назад +511

    Still better than The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

    • @supermovies4625
      @supermovies4625 8 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @tylermane77
      @tylermane77 8 лет назад +6

      +BloodRaptor Oh fuck off.

    • @averyashbaugh7288
      @averyashbaugh7288 8 лет назад +1

      Very true

    • @tylermane77
      @tylermane77 8 лет назад +1

      Beep Boop I'd rather not, because I don't talk utter bullshit trying to be edgy and cool.

    • @beepboop1539
      @beepboop1539 8 лет назад +10

      Mr Maws You literally just said the same thing yourself.

  • @fletchy40
    @fletchy40 8 лет назад +346

    Makes a movie set in the 30's....
    uses shots of a car that looks like it was made in the 90's

    • @drumsandroses22
      @drumsandroses22 8 лет назад +157

      *ding

    • @stuchly1
      @stuchly1 8 лет назад +11

      +HaveANiceDay what is this? cinema sins? XD

    • @jetfire851
      @jetfire851 8 лет назад +1

      +HaveANiceDay So it's the reverse of the random 30s cars in Batman The Animated Series.

    • @matthewbradley4348
      @matthewbradley4348 8 лет назад

      +Doug Glassman remember the episode, The Cat and The Claw? That episode had an awesome car chase.

    • @matthewbradley4348
      @matthewbradley4348 8 лет назад

      BTAS was never given a specific generation it was a mixture of everything.

  • @bzobmarley2141
    @bzobmarley2141 8 лет назад +312

    Still better than crystal skull

    • @nathanwhitaker2868
      @nathanwhitaker2868 8 лет назад +6

      I liked Crystal Skull.

    • @marcinpospiech1998
      @marcinpospiech1998 8 лет назад

      +Saitama same xd

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 8 лет назад

      +SmittyWerbenJaegear Man Jensen Said me and nathan, and my other two friends. So that's 4 so far.

    • @annaro1770
      @annaro1770 8 лет назад

      +nathan whitaker well you wave the confederate flag so have a shit mind and shit opinions so who cares if you liked it the movie was shit

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 8 лет назад

      +anna ro Do you know why it was bad or are you just regurgitating opinions?

  • @sinjinbaker6031
    @sinjinbaker6031 4 года назад +21

    The "finishing" part really helps. I was about to give up on this current project, but this inspired me to keep working. Thanks!

  • @LPTV84
    @LPTV84 8 лет назад +92

    "We tried." - Chris Stuckman and every college student, 2016.

  • @zzzeus78
    @zzzeus78 2 года назад +17

    I am watching this video again in 2022. I also saw your JW video a year ago which was heart breaking. Now seeing this video again KNOWING what happened to you, what you had to deal with, and your passion was nearly taken away from you, I have nothing but respect. Seriously good sir, I salute you. You have a fan in Japan. Since you also love anime, I hope you get the chance to visit Japan someday, I would gladly be your personal tour guide!!!

  • @joshhoward3163
    @joshhoward3163 8 лет назад +207

    Get Chris to 1,000,000 GODDAMIT

    • @etgohome1343
      @etgohome1343 8 лет назад

      Agreed!

    • @shiftyrye2743
      @shiftyrye2743 8 лет назад

      +Josh Howard * damn it

    • @jakethesnake6873
      @jakethesnake6873 8 лет назад +4

      I know right. I like jeremy jahns videos alot. but how does he have 1,000,000 and chris doesn't:(

    • @georgeehret3480
      @georgeehret3480 8 лет назад

      #GetChrisToOneMillion

    • @TheConcertCruizer
      @TheConcertCruizer 8 лет назад

      why? I have watched several of his videos and they are bland, boring and lack creativity. I mean come on "Stuckmannized"?....How big is this guy's ego? He named his following after himself? Meanwhile someone like The BlockBuster Buster named his The Legion of Badassitude. Thats way more creativity then using your own last name. Not to mention he bring no energy to the camera.

  • @grumpyotter
    @grumpyotter 5 лет назад +29

    I like how you removed the scorpion and set it down so very carefully! And I like the whole thing! You actually captured some of Harrison Ford's gestures really well! I'd pay 10 bucks for it.
    You seem to keep apologizing for them--they are fantastic! Even with the limitations, I find myself invested in them! I really would like to see the whole things!

  • @kissmyasthma3155
    @kissmyasthma3155 8 лет назад +356

    Who here agrees that Chris Stuckmann must be cast for Indiana Jones reboot?

  • @paulevangelista9790
    @paulevangelista9790 7 лет назад +46

    Imagine what he would be like now with a bigger budget and more experience...

  • @gunnarwww
    @gunnarwww 5 лет назад +27

    Chris please upload these to RUclips, I'm dying to actually watch them

    • @TMOQF
      @TMOQF 5 месяцев назад

      I'm gonna be completely honest. Disney sucks when it comes to copyright. I'm sure if he did, they'd get taken down.

  • @gregfrey5164
    @gregfrey5164 3 года назад +15

    This is my all time favourite Stuckmann video. Its fascinating hearing how he made his films.

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 года назад +2

      Glad I’m not the only one, I often return for inspiration when making my own short films. Great stuff.

  • @poopydoody7618
    @poopydoody7618 4 года назад +170

    Since Indiana Jones 5 was officially announced.
    4 YEARS AGO

    • @awc6007
      @awc6007 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @god1356
      @god1356 3 года назад +3

      And it's not until 2020

    • @uscman
      @uscman 3 года назад +7

      @@god1356 now 2022...

    • @etgohome1343
      @etgohome1343 3 года назад +1

      This is Indiana Jones 5. The timeline doesn't matter after Crystal Skull.

    • @christopherbucher7017
      @christopherbucher7017 3 года назад +2

      They finally started filming 🙄 took em long enough.

  • @TheDailyConversation
    @TheDailyConversation 8 лет назад +16

    You need to just straight upload your amateur Indiana movies...your fans would loooove it.

    • @TheDailyConversation
      @TheDailyConversation 8 лет назад +3

      +The Daily Conversation Maybe give a little (very short) explanatory intro...Also, maybe cut it down if you think some scenes are too painfully long.

  • @BrandonBRich
    @BrandonBRich 5 лет назад +157

    The real question is...
    Did he try??

  • @gardaproductions
    @gardaproductions 3 года назад +42

    I think he couldn’t use the face melting thing because of the Jehovah’s Witness situation. I also think that is why he was afraid of releasing the video to the public. Now that he has deal with that though... why not release it? I get the music situation but if you don’t care about monetization for one video, you should release it. ! Maybe even a final cut with the face melt scene?

    • @mr.historyg735
      @mr.historyg735 3 года назад +3

      What is the Jehovah's Witness situation?

    • @horrorfanandy4647
      @horrorfanandy4647 3 года назад +9

      @@mr.historyg735
      Chris was a Jehovahs Witness from childhood to about 24 years old. They are a very restrictive cult who use psychological manipulation and shunning to keep members from leaving. They don’t approve of things like movies and video games etc, unless of course they come from the organisation itself, they especially dislike violence in what they call “Wordly” media. Chris most likely did not use the effects shot of the skull melting to avoid getting in trouble with his elders, for how graphic it is. They would probably say that it displeases Jehovah or something along those lines and punish him in some way if he had used it.
      Chris has a full video on how messed up his childhood and teenage years were in that cult. My shoddy explanation doesn’t do it justice. Scary stuff!

  • @orphanion9468
    @orphanion9468 4 года назад +18

    I'm glad he posted this and compared the differences of reviewing a movie and actually attempting to make a movie. Props 👏👏👏

  • @crusty.kamikaze
    @crusty.kamikaze 8 лет назад +81

    This video inspired me.

  • @bluhenriquez8853
    @bluhenriquez8853 5 лет назад +61

    I honestly enjoyed this soo freakn much.

  • @PapunaOfficial
    @PapunaOfficial 3 года назад +25

    after JW video... i know why dude wants his face to be blured

  • @VierthalerStudios
    @VierthalerStudios 3 года назад +33

    His video about JW got me to watch this. It’s so heartbreaking knowing what JW did to him over this.

    • @goldenretriever6440
      @goldenretriever6440 Год назад +2

      It sucks he was raised that way but I will say
      I think the fact that he made his Indiana Jones and all his other movies as a Jehovah’s Witness makes his old movies even more impressive
      And as much as he does make fun of how bad they are Im glad he’s proud he made them
      It’s just sad nobody else in that faith really saw his potential

  • @Moosemeese_
    @Moosemeese_ 4 года назад +7

    This is legitimately my favorite video on youtube ever. I come back to it constantly. It’s fucking great.

  • @tanishq3039
    @tanishq3039 4 года назад +80

    Who's here after Chris reviewed Raiders of the lost Ark??

    • @MichaelAres
      @MichaelAres 4 года назад +4

      Yee!

    • @SamJohnson-wl1mw
      @SamJohnson-wl1mw 4 года назад +3

      Yessir

    • @fruitcake9556
      @fruitcake9556 4 года назад +1

      Temple of doom actually

    • @noahwinn6977
      @noahwinn6977 4 года назад +1

      The Dark Knight haha yup😂

    • @s3ranas453
      @s3ranas453 4 года назад +1

      i already watched this vid but had to come back after watching all the indiana jones reviews

  • @puddingbroodje3000
    @puddingbroodje3000 7 лет назад +98

    Drinking game:
    Every time Chris says the word "tried" take a shot.

  • @somethingsomeone5305
    @somethingsomeone5305 4 года назад +40

    This movie is actually good

  • @skirk248
    @skirk248 8 лет назад +59

    can we you know....buy these?

  • @olivia.martin
    @olivia.martin 8 лет назад +46

    I'm cringing but laughing at the same time. I'd totally buy these. They're truly works of art.

  • @JackInfinity203
    @JackInfinity203 3 года назад +14

    They’re actually pretty impressive for low budget films!! This is one of the better Hilariocity films, and I’d like to see them in full!!

  • @burnyhigurashi
    @burnyhigurashi 3 года назад +18

    I'm here to see young soon to be ex jw Chris and be proud of him for his courage to leave

  • @TheMasterQuests
    @TheMasterQuests 8 лет назад +63

    Wait what Indiana Jones 5 is coming soon

    • @Drewbibski
      @Drewbibski 8 лет назад +17

      Yes

    • @fctn99
      @fctn99 8 лет назад +1

      Next few years yeah.

    • @edhopper5092
      @edhopper5092 8 лет назад

      +TheMasterQuests It's confirmed

    • @JasonBourne-xr7qq
      @JasonBourne-xr7qq 8 лет назад +1

      Happy birthday, grandfather!

    • @TheMostUninterestingMan
      @TheMostUninterestingMan 8 лет назад +8

      indies son, shia has turned to the darkside and is now a nazi. the movie ends with indie confronting shia on the franchisekiller base. "shia!" he says
      shia: "Indiana jones, I've been waiting for this moment. "
      indie: "take of that mask, you wont need it."
      after a heartfelt discussion, shia takes out a lightsaber and stabs indie killing him. short round witnessing this lets out a cry and shoots shia with his bowcaster.

  • @antoniomaldonado8876
    @antoniomaldonado8876 8 лет назад +32

    I'm still waiting for part 3

  • @Ace_x77
    @Ace_x77 8 лет назад +144

    Chris looks like Adam Scott (Ben in Parks and Rec)

    • @jldgoods
      @jldgoods 8 лет назад +2

      When I first watched the episode where we meet Ben, I swear I said in my head that he looked like Chris stuckmann!

    • @heyyellowmellow-up6hv
      @heyyellowmellow-up6hv 7 лет назад

      Leo Saucedo yeah he does

    • @eunieceharris40
      @eunieceharris40 7 лет назад +1

      Leo Saucedo no no no Ben Affleck

    • @zztopz7090
      @zztopz7090 6 лет назад

      And Chris Pratt.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 4 года назад

      You must have face blindness.

  • @journeywithrosie
    @journeywithrosie 3 года назад +24

    After the JW Video this year it makes sense why the "violent" face melting scene never made it into the movie :(

  • @andresperalta4436
    @andresperalta4436 8 лет назад +37

    I'm actually from Nicaragua Chris. Your version is far more interesting than the real one.

    • @TheOFamily5rocks
      @TheOFamily5rocks 7 лет назад +2

      Andres Peralta its a real place?

    • @andresperalta4436
      @andresperalta4436 7 лет назад +2

      TheOFamily5 Yup.

    • @Zany_Zim
      @Zany_Zim 4 года назад +1

      @@TheOFamily5rocks nah, he's an actor hired by the illuminati. Nicaragua doesn't exist, Australia doesn't exist, the earth is flat and covid 19 was created by goblins from underneath the disc so they can overthrow and rule in 2021.

    • @AnaVerona_
      @AnaVerona_ 4 года назад

      @@TheOFamily5rocks google my friend...

  • @brickandmorty7624
    @brickandmorty7624 4 года назад +38

    It’s so crazy how the scorpions look exactly like LEGO scorpion

    • @SmackDab
      @SmackDab 4 года назад +2

      Haha THEY DO!! 🤣🤣 I will check out your channel right.... now!💥

    • @SmackDab
      @SmackDab 4 года назад +1

      Aw... I was hoping you had LEGO content 😒

    • @brickandmorty7624
      @brickandmorty7624 4 года назад +4

      Smack Dab I do have an LEGO Instagram called brickandmorty123 I post a bunch of custom Mocs I make, about to post my iron man hall of armor

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 8 лет назад +35

    Dude, it sounds like you're proud of those movies and you SHOULD be! Every filmmaker has there beginnings and makes wonderfully terrible films, especially the good filmmakers! I have plenty of movies I made with my friends years ago, and yeah, they're not great, but it was so much fun making them and they're still a joy to watch! Filmmaking should be fun; forget about the technical stuff.

  • @brunodent8843
    @brunodent8843 4 года назад +12

    Can really relate to this. I also made no-budget movies with my friends as teenagers, but they were James Bond films not Indy. So bad when I look back on them but as you said, we tried!

  • @davidmcginness6718
    @davidmcginness6718 8 лет назад +14

    Wow, you literally bled for the craft. Respect man

  • @luisnavarro5298
    @luisnavarro5298 8 лет назад +298

    still better editing than bvs

  • @BlazeTheMovieFan
    @BlazeTheMovieFan 8 лет назад +7

    I would have loved to see the whole thing.
    Also, the fact you were getting hurt to make a movie shows how dedicated you are. I'm proud of you, man.

  • @juicebox9465
    @juicebox9465 3 года назад +14

    Indy: Throw me the whip!
    Usaku: WHAT?
    Indy: Throw me the whip!
    Usaku:WHAT?
    Indy: (Foreign Language)
    Usaku:OOOOO
    That genuinely made me laugh out loud lmao.

  • @sindrisnrsigursson3079
    @sindrisnrsigursson3079 8 лет назад +29

    Chris you shoud seriously direct a movie

  • @trento9891
    @trento9891 8 лет назад +140

    Please make the next hilariocity Birdemic!

    • @AmyASpaceOdyssey
      @AmyASpaceOdyssey 8 лет назад +2

      YES

    • @etgohome1343
      @etgohome1343 8 лет назад +6

      Yes, or Troll 2.

    • @stuchly1
      @stuchly1 8 лет назад

      +ETrevolutionX2014 i'm amazed there ever was troll 1 XD

    • @theroseinthegarden2744
      @theroseinthegarden2744 8 лет назад +2

      im still waiting for a starship troopers 2 or 3 marauder

    • @AlessaParker
      @AlessaParker 8 лет назад +2

      +Trent O I know IHE already did The Amazing Bulk but I'd like to watch Chris' input on it too xD

  • @LiquidCesspool
    @LiquidCesspool 8 лет назад +210

    Why were you beating up arabs and ninjas in Nicaragua?

  • @MichaelAres
    @MichaelAres 4 года назад +29

    Chris “We Tried” Stuckmann

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 4 года назад +6

      Chris "My Backyard" Stuckmann

    • @firery794
      @firery794 3 года назад

      @@KidaMilo89 Chris “He fell on an axe” Struckmann

  • @davidmaximjr7110
    @davidmaximjr7110 8 лет назад +17

    this is the kind of fan film I always dreamed of making, but never had the budget, knpwledge, or friends to do.

  • @aldensworld2565
    @aldensworld2565 8 лет назад +23

    this is actually super impressive

  • @joshpeterson5516
    @joshpeterson5516 8 лет назад +229

    Watch this get taken down because of all the copyrighted music. 😂

    • @TheFlatypus
      @TheFlatypus 8 лет назад +2

      +A Baby This is technically fair use because he's doing a review of the movies, not just showing them. I think.

    • @TaiAngel01
      @TaiAngel01 8 лет назад +6

      +Flatypus Films RUclips Copyright system don't give a shit xD

    • @SAndSPictures
      @SAndSPictures 8 лет назад

      +A Baby - Parody is fair use. He can call this a parody

    • @1nakk1
      @1nakk1 8 лет назад

      +Flatypus Films +TaiAngel01 Actually a lot of Nostalgia Critic's videos have been taken down due to "copyright". He acts the films he's critizing now hahaha.

    • @TaiAngel01
      @TaiAngel01 8 лет назад

      Iñaki Barés Actually even some of those videos have been given copyright claims xD

  • @komando5102
    @komando5102 5 лет назад +6

    The backflip off a tree leading into a pole slap stunt was unironically really good

  • @solidcrock0133
    @solidcrock0133 8 лет назад +34

    take a shot everytime chris says 'we tried'

    • @dirinc3478
      @dirinc3478 8 лет назад +24

      Take me drunk I'm home

  • @harryrupam01
    @harryrupam01 8 лет назад +15

    No matter how dumb your creations look,when you look back at those past moments & the hard works you poured to create it, you feel the nostalgia & the good times you had making those....
    I can relate because when I look at the graphic "novels" I created when I was a kid,it looks dumb & funny now,but it brings back so much memories of those times when I spent countless hours to create them :D :)

  • @roofy6645
    @roofy6645 7 лет назад +5

    I love how I can see the passion you and your friends had making this film.

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you so much for sharing these! Your passion for filmmaking is a joy to behold! It’s obvious that you guys worked very hard for a long time and now you have these wonderful memories and awesome products. Seriously, these are gold!

  • @thenuggetlord5367
    @thenuggetlord5367 3 года назад +16

    OOF watching this now has a different vibe to it..

  • @TheLAFilms99
    @TheLAFilms99 8 лет назад +4

    I don't know why, but when i watch homemade movies (whether they're mine or from another) i don't feel "oh my god that's awful" as someone would normally expect. I actually feel inspired, with the fact that someone used all on his disposal (which is not hollywood high quality or anything to top a sandwich price tag) to make that idea come true, with a bunch of friends who share the same excitement and the same thought of seeing this thing come true. And best thing of all, it's all recorded. Whether it's on your computer file or sadly deleted by any kind of misfortune, you still remember what's the feel of being a director, dealing with all you have, the budget, all your resources, that's nothing short of awesome to me.
    So thank you Chris, for sharing this with us.

  • @flexbronson8964
    @flexbronson8964 4 года назад +14

    "We tried" Stuckmann, Chris- 2016.

  • @rorywhelan_
    @rorywhelan_ 7 лет назад +14

    I'm so annoyed that the studio interfered with the sequel