When you turn off the audio, you see an adorable Latino teenagerplaying with colours. When you turn off the image, you hear a 60-year old dictator arguing with her children about technology.
One of the producers asked her not to shout too much so she screaming 😂 Also the producer getting on her nerves so she’s looking over 👀 like good enough bitch?
My dream is that Vanjie comes out with a set of classic audiobooks: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, MARY!" "Call me Ishmael" - GET THEM WHALE COOKIES, HUNTY! Lord, hear my prayer.
She's so aggressive😂 I'm just imaging Vanjie doing her makeup and hitting the table and screaming and the neighbors are like "just miss Vanjie doing her makeup again"
i just want my whole life to be narrated by vanessa vanjie mateo like... season 11 definitely would’ve been lackluster without vanjie narrating us through it girl
I noticed she was very talkative during the first half of the season (speaking and commenting on everyone) but as the season came to the mid and until her elimination she got quieter, emotional and spoke less. Might have been the pressure of competition getting to her. But she slayed her role.
I love her but something about looking identical doesn’t seem reward worthy to me. Also the fact she was in a jumpsuit and Ariel a gown almost to me it seemed like they were going to different places. That having been said I don’t think anyone should have won that challenge tbh.
Her makeup game is one of the fishiest cleanest one. I've never seen it look rough and I love how she changes out styles but it always still looks snatched. She really knows what she's doing
God I love her, she instantly puts a smile on my face. I could watch and listen to her all day. She may not have won the crown, but she won my heart. That said, I just have one question: who the hell does she keep looking at???
ÆX Ar I think somebody is giving her a hard time about describing what she’s doing. At some points she sounds pissed (or maybe is just the echo) 🤷🏻♀️🤣
I love at the end when she said "This is the end result when I got kicked to the curb by my Boo." We love Vannessa Vanjie Mateo. We love Brooke Lynn Hytes, but we especially love Branjie!!!
I think the looking to the side, the fast talking at 8:44, and the "powder contour" 20x was all just Vanjie responding to stuff happening in the background, probably producers asking for her to speed it up or to re-emphasize something. I'm betting there's a timer on the side too.
“Soyouputthecookingpowderunderyoureyemakesureitunderyoureyesoitcatchesallthe because” People in the background: slow down vanjie “Ok” *proceeds talking fast* 😂😂 I love her so much
if vanjie fam members are all like her. i can imagine the fam reunion. people screaming and moving their hands all over the place. or on the daily day bases...soundsfun
Imagine a coming of age teen story, just your typical highschool story with a teen girl protagonist, but her inner monologue is voiced by Miss Vanjie, wouldn't that be amazing?
Miss Vanjie giving the side eye. Cracking me up. Love love her! I can't remember some of the Drag Race winners, but I sho do remember Miss Vanjie. Powder contour, powder contour, powder contour....What I wouldn't give for that complexion!
I feel like the producers were saying to her to constantly show what she's doing thats why she was looking left everytime and saying powder contour...etc, she seemed pissed🤣
Finally someone colour corrects their brow! 😊 I've been wondering why more people don't do that, it just makes sense. I'm crying laughing! One of the sweetest, funniest queens right here. ❤
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I need Vanjie to be my GPS voice: "You missed your turn, Ho!"
Jaymie Conkle “Rerouting, MARY.” 😂😂
@@adrienneeaglin7185 😂😂😂
"In 0.5 miles, GET THOSE COOKIES"
Jaymie Conkle then when you get lost it’s just her talking really fast, so you can’t understand it
😂😂
@@lisamac1986 LMAO! Best. Route. Trip. Ever.
When you turn off the audio, you see an adorable Latino teenagerplaying with colours. When you turn off the image, you hear a 60-year old dictator arguing with her children about technology.
AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY XD
Omg this mad me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD DJDJDJDJDJJJDJDJDD
This comment wins
It's so soothing to hear her _delicate voice_ narating everything she does
Albert Christian 💀💀💀
Ikr, she should make asmr videos
😭😭😭😭
now we are going to put on our LASHHHESSS.
🤣🤣🤣
Miss Vanji has earned her wings. Her personality is consistent, sweet and likable.
No crown needed. This queen has earned her fans and she’s a star.
I still would live if she won all stars though
She also keeps it real. Like she's not fake and you can tell.
Who thinks vanjie should have a youtube channel ?
Yes, please. And I'm on board with another comment: GPS. I NEED her to partner with Google maps.
Yesssss
Neva Nyx I’m living! I’m Deceased.
That sound you hear is my hopes going up !!!
She should have a spin off!
She was clearly mad that they wanted her to explain more thoroughly 😂😂😂 I love her
Exactly!
I thought she was talking to Brooke Lynn tbh like how she popped up in her tutorial
One of the producers asked her not to shout too much so she screaming 😂
Also the producer getting on her nerves so she’s looking over 👀 like good enough bitch?
No one:
Literally nobody:
absolutely nothing in the room:
Miss Vanjie: POWDER CONTOUR
Arturo AB one more time ITS A POWDER CONTOUR
When she kept pausing between each word putting the setting powder around her mouth. I died!😭😂😂😂😂
You need to set the ORANGE
😂😂
*The real amazon ECHO*
She be shaking the whole damn set lol
My dream is that Vanjie comes out with a set of classic audiobooks:
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, MARY!"
"Call me Ishmael" - GET THEM WHALE COOKIES, HUNTY!
Lord, hear my prayer.
Lol
Y’all better The Secret this into existence
Best comment ever....I'm crying LOL... Dickens and Vanjie , a combo that's cannot be stopped
when it finishes she says Miss Vanjie
Lord, hear our prayer.
Face of an angel, voice of a demon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D The shade LOL
Oh yes, that beautiful angel sounds like what Luther Vandross looks like
I thought it was Face of an angel, Voice of a shark
@@C_Steele81 I thought face of an angel and voice of the cookie monster lol x
All we can agree on is she is an angel 😁😇
10:10 'This is a powder that's white' lol she was getting pissed at someone 😂
And then the powder contour came and I died 😂😂
Cecilia Mayora I think she just came to Kiki and a director said multiple times that she had to explain what she did.
I can't stop laughing!
She's so funny!!
"She's a white one, she's a white one!"
Wtf does that mean?
I think it might be racist, but it's funny as hèll!
"Marry the skin with the powder, the powder with the skin I pronounce you husband and wife.. oh husband and husband" queen of iconic quotes 🙏🏾
No one:
padded walls:
Miss Vanjie: 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
if vanjie comes back on all stars she needs to do cardi b at the snatch game
Amber Lee nah Cardi is too sensitive 😂😂
@@1dogissky she'll start suing the house 😂
1dogissky since when does she carw
Kamilla Gutierrez oooh damn do you know Cardi?
Amber Lee and I oop
She's so aggressive😂
I'm just imaging Vanjie doing her makeup and hitting the table and screaming and the neighbors are like "just miss Vanjie doing her makeup again"
I LOVE YOUR OLI SYKES PROFILE PICTURE
@@zolasninja oh yes❤🤘🏻
That is what I love about Vanjie she sounds permanently angry unless she is concentrating aha
A Latina Fish with a voice of a Latino Frog
Latino truck driver 😂
Lmao
that’s a perfect metaphor
The voice of Chupacabra
Fuuuk😂😂😂😂
I love how she becomes LOUDER with every step, we stan a loud queen
i just want my whole life to be narrated by vanessa vanjie mateo like... season 11 definitely would’ve been lackluster without vanjie narrating us through it girl
magical bane swearrrr !
I noticed she was very talkative during the first half of the season (speaking and commenting on everyone) but as the season came to the mid and until her elimination she got quieter, emotional and spoke less.
Might have been the pressure of competition getting to her.
But she slayed her role.
"You have... to... set... the... orange."
That was so cute! 😍
R O B B E D !
she should've been the winner of the make-over challenge!
I agree! (And I’m a huge fan of Brooke)
Get a life get a grip and get over it
I agree, but she should've gone home before that.
And the diva worship challenge🗣🗣
I love her but something about looking identical doesn’t seem reward worthy to me. Also the fact she was in a jumpsuit and Ariel a gown almost to me it seemed like they were going to different places. That having been said I don’t think anyone should have won that challenge tbh.
just imagine a conversation between vanjie and jasmine masters.... I would liiive! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No body
Vangie: 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
WAHAHAHAHA 🤣
Talkindurinthemovie 🤣😂😂 honestly
Yassssss
🤣🤣🤣
More like 👅🖌
When it said brows and she took out a razor mama I got SCARED
I want vanjie's voice in my alarma waking me up every morning
Me tooooo! And on the GPS
Yelling WAKE UP BITCH GET YOUR COOKIES
girl i would jump out of bed
wake up, christine!
SAME. Id wake up so energized and ready to take on the world!!
She is Killin me the way she keeps lookin off to the side
Somebody's in trouble.
I was thinking the same thing
Her voice would still echo throughout the set even if they had the whole place padded. Astonishing.
“One more time, it’s a powder contour”
*rinse and repeat another eleven times*
Her makeup game is one of the fishiest cleanest one. I've never seen it look rough and I love how she changes out styles but it always still looks snatched. She really knows what she's doing
She use to work at MAC in Tampa.😍😍
I agree! Love her makeup
Agreed. Even up close her makeup looks flawless.
Agree!! Flawless!! Don't know why but I just wish her brows were a little darker. May be just my personal preference wanting that though
I mean honestly she taught me how to do a cut crease last year easier than anyone else ever has and a sexy feline eye to match 😍
Powda cantour
Powda cantour
Powda cantour
😂😂😂😂😂
I could watch her all day, every day 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😍
VANJIE SHOULD DO ASMR. Her voice is really soothing, voice of an angel wbk
Omg this comment + the thumbnail has me DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Choir nerds trying to identify Vanjie’s hypothetical voice type:
“I don’t think he’s a Baritone, I think he’s a demon”
Nobody:
The Busta Rhymes of Drag @ 8:43 : "Soyouputthecookingpowderrealquickunderyoureyebecauseyouwannamakesureitswhereyouputitunderyoureye, youjuh itcatchesalltheeyeshadowbecauseiknowthe uh- ok."
GET THOSE COOKIES
was it sped up
Aria Walker no
@@lyaura6148 ok thank you
just to be clear I don't mean to be rude
Vanjie has such a delicate, calming voice 😂
I've heard the sentence "i wanna get laid so i don't shave my brows" from so many queens but with vanjie it cracked me up XDDDD #branjie
I wouldn't be surprised if Miss Vanjie came back for all-stars.
She's the Shangela of the 2020's
All together now!:
*POWDER CONTOUR*
K I R S T E N my favorite part 😆
Vanjie is unabashedly, unapologetically herself, which makes her endearing and fun to watch. Can’t get enough of your cookies. 😘
God I love her, she instantly puts a smile on my face. I could watch and listen to her all day. She may not have won the crown, but she won my heart. That said, I just have one question: who the hell does she keep looking at???
Either brooke lynn, or one of the editors telling her to narrate
She's so beautiful, naturally funny and likable, and such a sweet queen I am in love with her!!
Why she keep looking to the sides like she's being held hostage 😂
Brooke is probably standing there lol
@@HeckinMoonMoon I thought the same lol
She is by rupal and michael lol
Violet Violence thats what i thought ahaha like brookes giving her her cheese thing
ÆX Ar I think somebody is giving her a hard time about describing what she’s doing. At some points she sounds pissed (or maybe is just the echo) 🤷🏻♀️🤣
“I don’t shave my brows because I don’t like to look like a freak show during the day” 😂😂😂 omg I love Miss Vanjie
Do I wear makeup?
No
Did I watch this whole video ?
Yes
Do I regret it?
Absolutely NOT
Same
If Vanjie did a video on how to watch paint dry, I definitely sit on down and give it my ⏰
@@DeltaChi16 if Vanjie made a 1 hour video just sitting in a chair, I WOULD WATCH THAT
Her: I'm using a brown cream foundation and filling in the brow ya'll. It's not rocket science.
Me: drops my pencil and folds the note away.
I love at the end when she said "This is the end result when I got kicked to the curb by my Boo." We love Vannessa Vanjie Mateo. We love Brooke Lynn Hytes, but we especially love Branjie!!!
Ikr?
We sure do!!
They are not dating anymore :(
@@blankiux007 I did my comment before the reunion episode. Yes, I was heartbroken!
Blankiux Ramírex I don’t think they were upset at all lol 😅 They responded pretty nicely actually
12:15 I don’t know about you guys but...I think she’s doing her powder contour.🤷🏽♀️
I think the looking to the side, the fast talking at 8:44, and the "powder contour" 20x was all just Vanjie responding to stuff happening in the background, probably producers asking for her to speed it up or to re-emphasize something. I'm betting there's a timer on the side too.
I'm a simple person. I see Vanjie, I like the video. Simple.
Yes I liked it 5 hours ago and im just now watching it.😭
If sharks could talk....they would sound sth like this looool
Love you Vanjie!
Yes!! 😂
Haha omg you are also here. We stand Vanjie 😏🔥🌈
Omhgggggggggg I didn’t know you were a drag race fan I watch all your videos I love jikook 🥰🥰🥰 I hope ur doing well
@@boo4603 I am a HUGE Drag Race fan.
“Soyouputthecookingpowderunderyoureyemakesureitunderyoureyesoitcatchesallthe because”
People in the background: slow down vanjie
“Ok” *proceeds talking fast* 😂😂 I love her so much
I honestly thought they sped the video up then. Lol
But like I get it EVERYONE KNOWS THESE THINGS BY NOW lmao!
Did she say her man brows were "voluntuous?"
Ha!! Love it. Will never say voluptuous again after hearing that!! Love Vanjie!!!
2:35 You. Have. To. Set- THE ORANGE😂
Edit: anna ou- i got so many likes on this... i knew it was funny lmao
😂😂😂
😂😂😭
😂😂😭😭
😂😂😂😂
🤭🤭🤭😩😭
You can imagine how loud she talks when you hear the echoes in the room
Miss Vangie blink twice if you're being held hostage
the definition of chaotic energy
Presence so strong them echos sound like God giving out life advice on how to be a fierce kweeeennnnnnnnnnnnn
Minh Nhat I hope this is what god sounds like. It would be a pleasant surprise after I mistake it for A demon
By far the most entertaining drag makeup tutorial yet. PERIOD. As if we’d expect any less
if vanjie fam members are all like her. i can imagine the fam reunion. people screaming and moving their hands all over the place. or on the daily day bases...soundsfun
Well, her drag mom is Alexis Mateo, and her real mom looked pretty energetic too.
@@FFKING1140 lol girl alexis mateo is boriquen after all and we are loud and energetic af..so i can see it
I can assure you both families are loud.
That's how Latin people tend to be
Yuno Is Real BAM! Baby!!
"You got me my cheese danish?" I didnt know Brooke Lynn was on set.
Wish it were much longer just so I can listen to her talk all day
Imagine Vangie doing ASMR
The amount of sass she is giving the people on the side is legendary
Her voice makes me so happy 😍
Imagine a coming of age teen story, just your typical highschool story with a teen girl protagonist, but her inner monologue is voiced by Miss Vanjie, wouldn't that be amazing?
I could listen to her screaming at random people for hours ♥️😂
r lune is that a thing? I wish 😭😭😂💗
She can scream at me for hours
tmsterr yeah that’s what I meant I love that 😂♥️
This is a serious beat, literally and figuratively.
I ❤️ him 😊
His side eye looking people on the set 👀
🤣🤣🤣
If Vangie isn't chosen for All Stars, I'm rioting! Literally my favorite drag Queen
Vanjie*
She wasn't
@@wayupsoftlyroberts8139 she said IF, she never said it was for the latest All Stars
Lover her all the way, she really is so charismatic
Nobody:
Vanjie: ISSA POWDER CONTOUR
Such a delicate voice ❣️
*gEt tHosE cOokiEs*
We love a gentle, soft spoken queen
yk that moment when u repeat certain words so many times they stop sounding like real words? thats how i felt with PoWdEr CoNtOuR
Patricia Anne PADAKANTOH PADAKANTOH
Semantic satiation.
And yes. Lol
Vanjie ❤️❤️ I’ve always loved how she brings the light to the center of her face and blends it out, it’s just the best of all the queens on the show
17 minutes and 14 seconds of quality content
"I stack em like I stack ma moneh."
Yaaaaas Vanjie! 💵 💵💵
Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie the cookie queen of rupaul's drag race 😍
"When I got kicked to the curb...by my boo..." My heart dropped 🥺💔
“I would show ya but VH1 has to charge!” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭⭐️
Milkshake: Vanjie edition
Miss Vanjie giving the side eye. Cracking me up. Love love her! I can't remember some of the Drag Race winners, but I sho do remember Miss Vanjie. Powder contour, powder contour, powder contour....What I wouldn't give for that complexion!
Someone get her on an All Stars season!!!!
Vee D. yes!!! 😄
Yall know she will be! Maybe not AS5 but soon gurl! 😂
I love how they added the reverb cause I could listen to Vanjie talk all day
Vanjie is iconic....PERIODT 😂😂😂
Maybe Vanjie voice sound like that because she always licking them brushes 💀
she’s sooo smooth she looks facetuned tf
I feel like the producers were saying to her to constantly show what she's doing thats why she was looking left everytime and saying powder contour...etc, she seemed pissed🤣
I was just thinking this exact same thing near the end of the video! Lol. I though she did just fine though 😂
Zimsearch Mister yeah ofc she did good but she seemed pissed😂
@@bigdonutholeeee4355 Yes agreed 😂
I noticed that too and I laughed so hard.
Brooklyn was there.
I love how she talks oml
Vanjie trying to concentrate on doing two things at once is my absolute fave. ❤️
"get these cookies"
don't worry, just got em
her hands are so tiny!! i love u vanjiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! 💘💕❤💘💕❤💘💕❤
she's talking so loud you can hear the echo I CAN'T.
Finally someone colour corrects their brow! 😊
I've been wondering why more people don't do that, it just makes sense.
I'm crying laughing! One of the sweetest, funniest queens right here. ❤
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16:43 VANJIE CALLED BROOKE HER BOO I love them so much haha
I’ve watched about a billion of these drag queen videos, and I LOVE how the more makeup they add, the more in character they become!
Miss Vanjie talks like I imagine Kermit the Frog screams, but I still want her as my ring tone.
Same. I would love a “get the cookies” ring tone!
No one
Literally not even a existing soul
Miss vanjie: * slams the table *
The best makeup tutorial ever. Jeffree Star who, james Charles is cancelled, and Tati is quaking.
Fight me.
They all cancelled imo after all the drama 🤣 but yeah, I get you!
Ok Jeffree Star is a queen bitch. But James and Tati....AGREE!
I love how vanjie’s voice echoes
Vanjie serving you *Cookies and Cream Realness*
I'd watch him over Jeffree Star anyday
Who else:
You do that...
I swear she sounds like the Puerto Rican Big Freedia! 🖤🖤🖤
4:07 LMAO they way Vanje screamed "NOW" 😂