*flashback* Random kid: Hola me adoptas Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up *Random kid runs away* (search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!! - Best Roast Of 2020 Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
Watching this video feels like joining a circus where the ringmaster forgot the script! Who knew Roblox admin commands could turn into a full-blown comedy show? Can't wait to see what weirdness happens next!
Idea: get someone to adopt you and then say, “will you help me find my birth parents?” If they say yes, find someone random and say “this is for what you did to me” and then kill them. If they say no then just stalk them as a demon
0:08 I don’t know why, but it just kind of infuriates me the fact that he got the tank backwards and when he started walking, it was backwards. It just slightly infuriated me. I don’t know why I’m just mad the tank is backwards. It just very, very annoying to me no idea why.
Y'know, I was using my earphones in the hallway and charging my phone at the same time then when Albert was about to roast Sarah, I accidentally unplugged my earphones- Everyone just went: "OOOOOH"
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I love how quickly ariana and jack agreed that their child was tank and everybody acted like it was normal 💀
Lol
XD
same xD
They're both a robot
@@kucingsedihjojofan1428 no there not
I love how he kills both his parents but not the home intruder
Tank alone 😂🤣(parody of home alone)
@@antonioballadino2577 ah yes, explaining the joke makes it funnier.
In invasion
The intruder is just vibing
Yes
I love that he didn’t care to fix how the tank is backwards
Underrated comment.
Yeah, I noticed that
lol
If it was a archer I wouldn't mind
And the baby sideways
5:26 that was a surprisingly good roast lol
That’s a lot of FR’s
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage!”
Absolute savage.
5:24
Exactly
Thats oof thats so good but a good burn
Thought the same thing lol
6:30
9:05
The way he says it with zero feelings in his voice.
Top 10 condescending tones
“Threats always work”
This man teaches well
Yes very well
5 year old: *Indeed.*
Everything
Lol 😂
Ngehttjtejrhtjrjewretjtentjfetrejethetjethtehrht
Spaghetti
5:28 the flossing man:👁️👄👁️
He’s the man behind the slaughter
Legends say that the man still invades people's houses and practices flosses
Nicknack136 is in ur home oh noes
@@i_Fly36 *Oh noes?*
@@Roug3_ *Oh noes.*
@@seren_wraps *Oh noes!*
I would break up with him instantly
Idea: collapse a part of someone’s house, the charge them to fix it (by taking all their money)
This is an awesome idea.
And then unanchor the building
I have big respects for Jack they accepted his child for who it /he / her was
I love how every time I watch Albert's videos, I can't stop dying of laughter. Thank you so much, Albert
W
“Let’s see if his muscles hold up his house, ‘cause he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
-Albert 2020
1-20-20
Saul Gudino I saw this too
I read this right when he said it
𝐸𝑝𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡
I died when he said that lmaoo
5:23 ITS THIS TIME
*flashback*
Random kid: Hola me adoptas
Albertsstuff: shut the *HECC* up
*Random kid runs away*
(search up Albertsstuff hola me adoptas if you didn't get this flashback)
OMGGGG yasssss I watch his old videos all the time
Yep the good ol' days
Oh I get it alright.
at least im not the only one who got the nostalgia
SHUT THE *REDACTED* UP!
I like how everything escalates so quick in one of Albert's videos.
Right now your profile represents spmething
techno?
Technoblade died
Press f to pay respect to The LEGEND Technoblade
Roblox is so popular techno liked roblox
I’ve watched this video so many times and the random home invader flossing still makes me laugh lol
Nick nack is home evader
E
Fun fact thats me ariana in the vid my name is actually nariyah tho i was so confused
Rip Jack. A son, a father, and a husband. He was injured in a sneezing Accident and later died after his house collapsed. He Will be missed.
R.I.P
It is upsetting that he was injured and eventually dead because he didn’t realize the dangers of adopting a tank
@Rubik Runner Gaming What?
Lol
Yes he will
There is this new game called “The Missing” and the cover is a old creepy house. It is a horror game on Roblox and I think it would be fun to see you play it.
Thank you for posting a normal comment that isn’t a shit meme format with a colon in it
Allysa Gonzales ...
He’s already played that in a video
It’s in his video ‘ ROBLOX GAME JUMP SCARED ME NOW I CAN'T UN-SEE THIS’ if you want to watch it
He already played this a long time ago
Albert: I'm a caterpillar
Everyone: *has an earth worm Sally flashback that Albert promised us*
Yes
At 7:51
Florida to cali
SN00FZ The Clown no a caterpillar in a cocoon it’s earth worm Sally’s daughter
Robin The Cat Demon new yourk to cail
5:24
Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE
-Albert 2020
6:05 I don’t get it. Who wouldn’t want a tank that functions as a weapon, and security at the same time? Smh
“baby boo”
*a literal tank*
*T O N K*
*Baby boom*
@Get Free Robux Check My Channel Bot
Lol u suk
Not u Wolf
“I hope his muscles can hold up his walls because it definitely didn’t hold up his MARRIAGE”
-biggest roast of 2020
Hi you
Alec_the_animati
xD
lol
Alec_the_ Pie I love this
“Let’s see if your muscles could hold up your house because YOU COULDN’T HOLD UP YOUR MARRIGE”. -Albert
Albert:
"Who will to adopt me?"
Jack:
"I will-!"
Jack's POV:
"Totally a normal child, now just need to find a random woman and make her my wife."
- TrinityUwU - m1 garand ping
Why do you make these comments you already have subs
@@Cruscker what
Classic UwU 👌
@@sh0tgunsh1pping what yet the
Legend says Jack is still thinking about life to this day
they do
HEY I SAID THAG FIRST
@@A_Dumbass no I did
@@TheLivingDeer no you didnt
@@A_Dumbass since when did you say it
The fact that he put the first 2 models facing wrong shows how much coding he knows
What do you mean coding?
The fact that you said coding shows how much knowledge you have
@@ethanlikesturtles3426 real
@@melmqmelm hello Bros 👋
Modeling
“Hi, I’m baby boo”
*gunshots is background*
Wat
DONT LISTEN TO THE SCAMMER
How did u get an emoji in ur name?
Typed in name on mobile
@@SLATENVIOLET doesn't work for me :(
Dad: I like you... now be the mother of my child
Mom: oh uh who’s your Child?
Dad:that thing right there
Edit: thanks for the likes I appreciate it!
TONKS
Tonks? BOI more like...... STONKS
Bruh u just copied his sentence
Bradley Brietzke 4:00
I read this right when Albert said dat 😂
5:18 “you’re making me cry…. And I’m making you die”
5:23 "Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house"
"Cause it couldnt hold up his marriage!"
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤚
Albert: you dropped me!
Girl: I know.
Me: well that’s pretty savage
bmbriner :D dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
Thank you Legal!
hey do u know what game he played?
I honk it was either
Island: life in paradise
Or
Life in paradise
"NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD THAT THING RIGHT THERE"
🤣
I now love your jokes
@@nicolewright9302"Tanks" Alot
@@katicahancae5568 shuttup
His mother was the military
only ogs will remember:
"hola me adoptas"
"shut the hell up"
Lol I remember that from flamingos vid where he said “ yo tango”
I remember that I was in my chair bawling
Yess
Im an og then sick
I was thinking of that
Imagine eating at a restaurant and seeing and hearing a robloxian dad tell a tank to go home
"Lets see if his muscles can hold up his house, CAUSE THEY OBVIOULY COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!!
- Best Roast Of 2020
Edit: use that ROAST on rap wars😂😂
BEST EVER
DDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Lmao
OMG YA!!!!!😂
Somebody Play Rap Battles And Use That lol
“Let’s see if he can hold his house,
Unlike how he could hold up his marraige”
*DAD GOT ROASTED*
Wow toxic
xD
@@chxrrry5748 btw gacha is trash and if u tape u can still type DUMBO KID
@@loizzy4874 Toxic?
paulina celis bruh she didn’t do nothing to you lmao
“THAT THING RIGHT THERE” gets me every time 😂
*engine noises*
BaBbY BoO KilLs PaREntS
"I like you, now be the mother of my child" 💀💀
“CUZ HE COULDNT HOLD UP HIS MARRIAGE!” bro is absolutely savage 5:27
Nobody:
Albert:”let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house because they couldn’t hold up his marrige! DDIIIIIEEEE!!”
Purple_Nirple lol 😂
For a sec I thought your user was Purple_Ni*ple lol
@@idontknowwhattocallthis5235 I though it was Purple_Nickle ( Can we do a braid of this?
@@sharpestteen I thought it was purple_nurple
bre_125 plays I really thought it was Purple_Pimple
5:16
“You’re making me cry!”
*“and I’m making you DIE.”*
@The old X_X_Midnight owl no not really since 5:17 only says “-Aking me cry!” Not
“You’re making me cry!”
Ok wtf
@@Solomanon true
barssssss
Albert: I'M A CATERPILLAR
Me: *has earthworm sally flashbacks*
Me earth Sally oh no CRYS CAUSE SHE DIED
I MISS EARTHWORM SALLY :(((
EARTHWORM SALLY
Wubbzy Is Not Impressed
*Has earth worm Sally flashbacks whilst in a Heuy flying over Vietnam*
*earthworm sally with war helmet shooting down the rival troops for her country in the vietnam war*
i love how some roleplayers are all down and cool like:hey whats up my name is shadow idc really.
6:44 That Sounds Familiar
Henry OG Albert 😂
Henry scam
Shut the *heck* up
Yes
@@crepechan here 1
Chose r obux
W ender credit card
3 done
Albert: **gets adopted as a giant tank**
Also Albert: **doesn’t get adopted as a caterpillar**
Just Somebody i mean its true XD
EARTHWORM SALLY
Deku fan Lol, Deku is lowkey a cinnamon bun and he’s just, AdOrAbLe
Just Somebody Y▲S
Deku fan lol
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house, cause *he couldn’t hold up his MARRIGE*
OH SNAP ALBERT
HAHA ALBERT IS A SAVEGEE
He is savage
DAMN BOI
That actually hit me hard because this exact thing happened to me
Judy Li le burnned
1:11 that thing right there, I threw up because of how much I was laughing😭
7:56 earthworm Sally has came back! Edit: thank you so much for 27 likes!
Brandon Hartshorne m1 garand ping
*But a ran over version*
31 likes UwU
NO ITS NOW 59 LIKES MUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
Molly says Yeet I HATE YOU >:((((
Albert: "The Albert 2019 thing isn't funny"
Albert fans -'Albert 2020
Albert: O__O
"they have defeated me"
True tho, it's getting annoying.
Its not funny anymore
“The Albert 2019 thing isn’t funny” ~Albert “Flamingo” Aretz 2019
@Visit My Channel For Free Robux can I gets free rebex I wants nows pls rouxxx😭😭😭😭
Alberto: hola me adoptas
Me:has flashbacks to the beginning of the channel
Also me: So you've chosen harrassment
Isaac De Alencar wow😒
7:22
Mic: i have feelings too
Cleetus: i dont give a heck about what im doing ive done this every video
2:17
I always come back to hear this giggle. It's not filled with malice. It's not a maniacal laugh. It's a genuine giggle of sanity and happiness.
Okay
It sounds like freddys laugh (FNAF) 🤣
@@tiimmyschannel If Ballon Boy went through puberty:
@@tiimmyschannel it really does
I go back to see 3:58
1:06
Disney movie characters 0.0001 seconds after meaning someone of the opposite gender
amazing
Disney Channel
Tom C-H meeting*
Ye
*S*
*T*
*O*
*N*
*K*
*S*
7:20 “MDS” is the funniest part I’ve ever seen
MDS is and abbreviation for "Oh my god" in portuguese
Funny
7:19
Baby boo
-plays with tiny wheels
-when sneeze nukes come out
-don’t touch my WEELS or I squish you!!!
the saddest part of the story: baby boo never got his burger :(
le epic edit: OMG I NEVER GOT THESE LIKES BEFORE :O
elixabella yes very sad :’(
Ya qwq
elixabella I also love your icon
HER
BABY BOO IS A GURL
“Let’s see if his muscles can hold up his house because he couldn’t hold up his marriage”
*oof*
my dad lol
Destruction 💯
at least his dad didnt go to buy milk
:)
Oof
Video starts*
Albert: “Baby Boo”
Me: “interesting first words”
Vibeadi - m1 garand ping
Wow
Vibeadi - plays with tiny toes
Watching this video feels like joining a circus where the ringmaster forgot the script! Who knew Roblox admin commands could turn into a full-blown comedy show? Can't wait to see what weirdness happens next!
Legends say the bacon hair dude is still flossing
Lol
Lol
Noob:flossing
Me: starts as well
Noob:NO ONLY ME FLOSSING
Andy leon is is true
He is...
“Our mom”
*communism intensifies*
Im Papa Stalin
Stalin lol
I did the same comment
The big blyat and the gungi gulag
*stalin intensifies*
4:57 he's still dancing
😂
8:56 PM
Still dancing
*Infinite iternety later* still dancing
Legend he is still dancing till this day
Dance till your dead
Jack the most legendary dad.
"I LIKE U NOW BE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD."
"oh uh who's ur child?"
"THAT THING RIGHT THERE."😂
get 30k R$ now zh
H ii
*T H I N G*
@@getfreerobuxcheckmychannel4734 no
NEZUKOOOO
Girl: leave!
Albert: * depression*
:)
hello
Toad are you Form smg4?
GachaNightMations no
E
6:31 “no wait…I thought I was being loved….
I feel you, Albert :(
its weird to think that jake and albert have been friends for 12 years
Girl: “LEAVE.”
Baby Boo: “ *So you have chosen death?* “
Lol
what the fuk
@@zaqu_and_lio_gaming7272 what
Uh wut
“Sorry but he lied.”
“Will I ever see you again mom?”
*”I D O N T K N O W”*
XD
:)
What the hell.
Epic number of likes.
Albert: that guy like ripped off like 9 layers of lizard skin i almost died luhging
"Let's see if his muscles can hold up his house, cuz it couldn't hold up his marriage!"
JESUS CHRIST ALBERT
XD
That man is roasted
You forgot the DIE!!!!!
TheDragonMaster 5753 No I just didn't add it in because that sentence was badass enough lol
tiny toes
Whenever roleplayers that are “dating” get into the smallest argument they always break up
Idea: get someone to adopt you and then say, “will you help me find my birth parents?” If they say yes, find someone random and say “this is for what you did to me” and then kill them. If they say no then just stalk them as a demon
that went a bit dark lol
Nice idea
..............
Yes good idea
@@LocalRedMist Basically everything in this channel is morbid
albert saying “hola me adoptas” gave me serious nostalgia
same
???
Same..
Same dude
Well ur profile pic is showing it
“Take of that tank”
Baby boo:it’s me
“Oh”
Me: XD rude
DH Auto dang bro you got the whole squad laughing
DH Auto do u know what game he played
Thats true its a little bit rude
I don't get it
Oh I do now
the “will i ever see you again” “IDK” got me on the ground
People who Albert never knew before: let’s divorce
Albert: HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO TANK
Lol I've been watching this channel for a heck a long time
Jared! The legend is back
@Shane Moore ok boomer
1:09
When my parents make me meet one of their high school friends and are introducing me.
**Jack and Ariana being very mean to Albert**
Me: is that tank abuse that i smell?
Omg horrible parents☠️☠️💀💀
Lol
FROM ZE DEUTCH
GET THE RATTE
lol
I love it how he can be family friendly while being so unfamily friendly
It’s been years and legends say the man that broke into there house is still flossing his dance moves and he can’t stop
Choker
Nick nak was flossing around on the bowl and he was like UHHH I DONT CARE
Hes still practicing of how to perfect the Floss
TRUE
@@yoidk7174 jji
Jack: shoot uh, *looks at the first woman he sees* RAISE THIS FULL GROWN TANK WITH ME PLEASE
Tank: sneezes
The House: explodes from the tank shell
Yeyeyeyeyeeyeyyeeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyeyeeyyeyeyeyeyeyeyey
r/ihadastroke
@@jchinel
r/noahgettheboat
@n8yboi r/wealreadyknowshutthefuckup
@n8yboi it is a tank tho
I love how albert dont need a voice changer bc he is one himself
7:56 IM WHEEZING-
Also I know this vid is old enough and I’ve watched it so many times this still makes me DIE WITH LAUGHTER😂😂
Something that hangs off the tree I am a
3:45
Same 😂
Me to Raya davern I really love the voices he does and the ooooooh thing his edited page did lol
*edited*
Legend has it...
The home invader is still dancing...
;~
SANSTHE SKILITENGAMING
D
Ok
LOL😂😂😂😂😂
@@francismartinez. sooooo
This is the most likes I've had
Other peeps don't appreciate good comedy
“Jack”: Ariana
Albert: aRiAnA GrAnDe?!
:O
Your Ariana grande
Your albert’s mom
Lool
Your pfp
no funny
0:08 I don’t know why, but it just kind of infuriates me the fact that he got the tank backwards and when he started walking, it was backwards. It just slightly infuriated me. I don’t know why I’m just mad the tank is backwards. It just very, very annoying to me no idea why.
Are you okay?…
Let's respect Jack for actually adopting the baby boo
This comment is to underrated
Nobody :
Absolutely nobody :
Albert : I’m gonna become a baby tank
Mågicål Pøtatø lalalalalalalslslals REEE
ITS NOT EVEN A TANK REEE
ITS AN APC
APC’s HAVE WHEELS INSTEAD OF TREADS REEE
@@masonwolf1934 d
Albert: Oh look he has muscles 💪
Nobody:
Albert: leTs SeE If He CaN HoLd Up hIs HoUse CaUSe He CoUlDnT HoLd Up HIs MaRRiGe.
Me👐🏿👏🏿👐🏿👏🏿
That one pre teen m1 garand ping
Ur black
Kedin2 Playz .
I wish i read comments before i said something similar to that.
koJr Hacked ngl same :/
its funny how the home invader starts shedding skin on their property whilst flossing
“Baby boo- Plays with tiny toes”
“That’s me!” - Is a full grown tank -
“Tee her”
"Tee her"
xD
MM TEE HEr mM TEE HEr
tehe? or tee her?
"And they say if you go to sleep she will give you something special"
iT's AbOrTiOn!
0.00
@Axopogl Official lol
Albert: *Baby Boo: Plays with toes*
Me: *HmMMmmmMmMmmm, that seems familiar*
YES! 😂
Same tho lol
Yep
What
Isaac De Alencar WHY DO YOU SAY M1 GARAND PING ON EVERY COMMENT. WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
“Let’s see if your muscles can hold up your house. ‘Cause it couldn’t hold your marriage”
Violation. Absolute violation.
*flamingo talking about moms unconditoinally loving their children*
RUclips: lets put up a ad about saving money :^)
XD
Albert: if you aren’t the most beautiful person in the world everyone is a jerk.
We’re literally flesh bags controlled by a disgusting nervous system.
Isaac De Alencar ??
"I have tiny toes, sometimes I play with them."
*"I have 8 of them. :)"*
Anna ou
I have 40 spleens
Tickle tickle*
Vuduy giang WAIT WHAT---
Oh my ggerrr yesss
Y'know, I was using my earphones in the hallway and charging my phone at the same time then when Albert was about to roast Sarah, I accidentally unplugged my earphones-
Everyone just went: "OOOOOH"
“Haha she’s mourning the loss of her child”
*Locks On*
how you a tank