I can smell your blood, pumping across your heart, I smell the horrors that go through it, the omnisiah appreciates your donations in service of mankind, don't run, for ill need those limbs
tbh. he might use it as a microphone solution. used to work on normal jack connections. just plug the audio jack into the microphone input ..the sound is dogshit and muffled mono as fuck but it can work as emergency solution or if u dont have money...
Waiting, for their lives are finite. They will wither, rot and die. Steel will preserve. I will stand here, a perfect machine, for ages. You will perish in a few decades
One day, your flesh will wither and fail you, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Fun fact if your headset mic is broken. You can use it like this just put speakers cord to mic port and you will be ggod to go. It's not great quality, but it works.
"from the moment i understood the weeknes of my flesh It disgusted me I crave for strength and certainty of steel I aspire to the purity of the bleessed machine Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will begge my kind to save you But i am already saved For the machine is imortal Even in death i serve the Ominissia"
ngl. if that headset at the start is a normal jack connection headset, u can indeed plug the audio jack into the microphone input of ur pc and by talking really loud / yelling, into the mic..u can use it as a very muffled mono microphone. and when i say muffled i mean it. but it prolly works as a emergency solution. at least this used to work on stereo hifi systems abck then and on every other microphone jack that has some sort of amplifier.
From da moment i understood da weakness uv ma flesh, it disgusted me. I kraved da strength an' certainty uv steel. I aspired ta 'da purity uv 'da blessed machine. Yer kind cl'n ta yer flesh, as dough it will not decay an fail yer. Wun day da krude biomass yer kall da temple will wither, an’ yer will beg ma kind ta save yer. But i am already saved, for ‘da machine iz immortal… even 'n deth i serve ‘da omnissiah
I don’t know what you’re talking about acting like I would not replace my organs immediately if I knew I wouldn’t die in the process of the transplants
“Flesh can learn, while the machine must be forever instructed. It will bring you victory only if you explain how such a thing can be done. But your battle brothers will bring you victory simply because you ask it of them.” Remember the words of Guilliman. Be wary of the machine. That way lies the Men of Iron.
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Why hear your enemies better if you can smell their fear
Omg guys its freddy fazbear hoh her hareerrhhorr hoerwr horwroer hor haur
Nothing tastes better then terror
I can smell your blood, pumping across your heart, I smell the horrors that go through it, the omnisiah appreciates your donations in service of mankind, don't run, for ill need those limbs
@@rubentorre1345 dang bro that shit would go hard in an edit
looks like he was inside an internet café
that does indeed smell like fear
For the Machine is Imortal.
Even in death I still serve
@@israelrodriguez4022 the omnissiah
Yeah just dont pour water on it. Peace ✌🏻
*BWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Immortal
*When you put all the prostheses on in Halo Infinite.*
always, and the most bulky looking armour
This game intro is one of the best ways to summarize the entire outlook of Admech.
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH!
And the soundtrack is G O D L I K E !
AM (from the book i have no mouth and I must scream) solos
bro smelling the fear on his opponents
“No one cared who I was till I put on the mask”
For you.
@@wesleyfilmsbig guy you're
lmfao @ the dual leafblower cyborg, that's actually very practical.
"achieving liftoff Boss".
Literal Skitarii Behavior
HEY! Those are cannons! Show some respect!
The bro thinks he’s a titan from the Horus heresy, lol
Man thinks he's an Imperial Knight
The Milk Jug guy is just MF DOOM
Milk snitches sipping on the bitches
I love the first one. Why would you want to hear the footsteps of the enemies when you can smell their fear.
tbh. he might use it as a microphone solution. used to work on normal jack connections. just plug the audio jack into the microphone input ..the sound is dogshit and muffled mono as fuck but it can work as emergency solution or if u dont have money...
………….Sir this is a Wendy’s…please order and move up in the drive-thru or I will have to call my manager, there are other costumers waiting…
🗿
Waiting, for their lives are finite. They will wither, rot and die. Steel will preserve. I will stand here, a perfect machine, for ages. You will perish in a few decades
“Your flesh is weak mortal, join the mechanicus and you shall see true strength”
@@donpablitojuarez4640I think you mean
“Your flesh is weak mortal, work at auto zone and you shall see true strength.”
The kid's got a bright future in the Cult Mechcanicus
Grandfather of cyberpunk memes
I love that the third has his bust turned in another direction like a mech.
Milk carton gas mask goes so hard
mechanicus memes are amazing
The only redeeming quality of our current society is peak comedy.
Coping much.
The fire rises
First kid thought he was Bane
These children are blessed by the Omnissiah.
The kid looked like bane from that batman movie
I love the irony. They can't build thinking machines, but they can think and become machines. Fucking 300 IQ play right there.
Second is General Grievous 😂
The Admech approves of this mockery of the Mechanicus
The Machine is well immortal it is
Bro thinks he’s a titan from the Horus heresy!! XD lololol
That kid is Definitely carrying his team
First kid is Bane
Whats great is that if you threw on a robe, it'd genuinely look like an accurate cosplay
Ah yes, the Reapers! We have dismissed those claims.
Dual wielding leaf blowers is pretty next level
"Say that to my muscle" - Magus Biologist
NGL, some of that shit looks hard
The duel wield blower killed me 😂😂
Getting some Phyrexian "All will be one" vibes here
These are the new cyberpunk 2077 memes
"From the moment i understud the weeknes of my flesh...."
there are very few shorts that are good. This one is in that group of good
Praise the Omissiah!
The flesh is weak!
Even in death i still serve the Omnissiah!
that last one is just a gun servitor lol
The biologis starts rolling up his sleeves 😂
One day, your flesh will wither and fail you, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
I wish to be digitally reanimated.
Becoming mechanical perfection.
To acquire knowledge is to humble in ritual. Blessed be the Disciples of the Omnissiah.
Fun fact if your headset mic is broken. You can use it like this just put speakers cord to mic port and you will be ggod to go. It's not great quality, but it works.
downside is u will be deaf
@@granzon7396Have faith in the Omnissiahs relics pilgrim.
Milk jug kid kind of had some Krieg vibes going.
You cling to steel, as if it will not rust and fail you from one mistake. You believe you are immortal yet you are just as us, mortal.
You can’t tell me someone didn’t say this in a fallout game once they put on power armor for the first time 😂
God bless the omnisia
First kid is Bane.
Machine lovers when their bodies start to rust and starts decaying and failing: 🤖
Remember they use to named the mechani-CUM.
I did the first one once when my mic broke
That second image is a Krieger
"from the moment i understood the weeknes of my flesh
It disgusted me
I crave for strength and certainty of steel
I aspire to the purity of the bleessed machine
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you
One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will begge my kind to save you
But i am already saved
For the machine is imortal
Even in death i serve the Ominissia"
Why hear the enemy when you can smell their fear...
Why hear their steps when you can smell their fear
Iron strengthen you all, Omnissiah bless you all.
Ascension to a higher form.
ngl. if that headset at the start is a normal jack connection headset, u can indeed plug the audio jack into the microphone input of ur pc and by talking really loud / yelling, into the mic..u can use it as a very muffled mono microphone. and when i say muffled i mean it. but it prolly works as a emergency solution. at least this used to work on stereo hifi systems abck then and on every other microphone jack that has some sort of amplifier.
My hometown has finally caught the eye of Jesus Christ
The moment i understood the weakness of my flesh i made it stronger
Would that be a milk mask or a gas jug?
F. me! I lost it five seconds in!! XD
From da moment i understood da weakness uv ma flesh, it disgusted me. I kraved da strength an' certainty uv steel. I aspired ta 'da purity uv 'da blessed machine. Yer kind cl'n ta yer flesh, as dough it will not decay an fail yer. Wun day da krude biomass yer kall da temple will wither, an’ yer will beg ma kind ta save yer. But i am already saved, for ‘da machine iz immortal… even 'n deth i serve ‘da omnissiah
For the blessed machines
Bane
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS🤣🤣🤣
This is actually dope
Even in death i serve the omnissiah
I don’t know what you’re talking about acting like I would not replace my organs immediately if I knew I wouldn’t die in the process of the transplants
I love these
Mf after a pacemaker implant:
“Flesh can learn, while the machine must be forever instructed. It will bring you victory only if you explain how such a thing can be done. But your battle brothers will bring you victory simply because you ask it of them.”
Remember the words of Guilliman. Be wary of the machine. That way lies the Men of Iron.
Praise be to the machine, God
The 2nd is just an orgryn tho
Sweepers
Prise the Omnissiah
Fool you activated my trap card v2 go
The great city of gears and steam has finally fully awakened. Let the weak willed fools coward before its might.
bane? slipknot? jetpack joyride??????
Techpriests be like
Beep boop, maggot
Soldier tf2
All three final bosses
the combine
Ave machine
a neophyte, a krieger, and a drednaught make a video
That second mask reminds me of something...
*German national anthem from 1939 intensifies*
Why tf do i agree tho i wanna be a robot too😢
nah we go PF DOOM
The Flesh is Weak
Praise be the Machine
Milk corps of kreig
For those who know, these will never not be funny.
Praise the omnissiah
I craved for certainty of being based
2nd picture looks like mf doom
Not long enough.
Praise be!
Peak.
Such a great game