I'm not from the UK (I'm from NZ but live in Australia), is it a stereotype that white people don't wash their legs? I'm curious as I asked some mates at dinner and we all (male and female) except one wash our legs. I use a face cloth for my face, neck and ears, then loofah gloves for everything else. I laughed at James doing all the face care but not moisturising his arse...😂
Right, I was like, "Way to say yo dick big." They didn't even wanna acknowledge that, that could be the reason why. Lol. You must be sitting too fat forward 😅😅😅
All I can focus on is Fuhad’s smirk and the fact that he’s basically letting us know he got that THANG on him . He HAS to rest it or it’ll touch the water . My gawd 😩
@keishapalmer9803 girl, I had rewind to be sure I heard him properly. I was like, sir...PARDON? Then, I started calculating measurements. 😆 And yes, he is indeed a beautiful man.
Nah ain't no way as a guy you are spreading lotion on your buttcheeks and everywhere like what? For who? Lmao lotion on arms and legs and face. Man said back and booty cheeks like wtf 😂😂
@@walternolasco9052bro that’s a ridiculous statement😂 you put lotion on as a black person cuz your skin will be dry and ashy. So not putting it on your back and back of your legs is insane to me😂
@victoroladapo7544 well I did say legs so that's all of the legs lol. And I was just thinking I wonder what the discrepancy between answers would be in black vs non black men lol
@@kekeh.5696 English vs foreign English* You don’t say French French or Spanish Spanish, English is just English. US English is a subvariant. You’re speaking online. Use correct english.
@@macurlyfries and you think UK slang makes sense?? That’s the WHOLE point of slang it’s not meant to make sense to people that’s “NOT LIKE US”!! Slang is almost like code words. Because if i was to come visit the UK that is the quickest way aside from my accent to let y’all know im not from here.example: the word “cream everywhere in American slang that would mean cum/nut everywhere
You Americans in the comments 🤦🏾♂️😂😂 the term *"creaming"* yourself ain't sus lets stop it guys it's only sus to Americans if you are African or Carribean it sounds completely normal and your parents said that to you everytime as a kid its only Americans making it weird plus "moisturising" is too proper to use all the time for us 😂😂😂
When we learn that Fuhad swings so low that his junk will touch the water so he has to let it rest on the seat. We also learn that James and Rem have never had that problem at all, so they can't comprehend truly big D energy!!😅😅😅
@@lalexander7338 They were talking about when they were sitting down on the toilet. They're not touching the lid behind them. They also mention how far back They're sitting on the seat.
"if someone finds ash on my gooch ... im going to the hospital" TOOK ME OUT. That may be the funniest thing ive ever heard him say. Even above the snake bite question... OMG im crying!!
also i was this year, years old when i found out that its better to lotion as soon as ur out of the shower still wet. bc ur pores are still open, making the absorption process much more beneficial. James mentioned before that he likes to turn the shower on for a bit before getting in, makes it so he doesn't have to moisturizes as much or all over bc the steam releases ur natural oils and does wonders. i have to moisturize 2 times daily or ill have a nightmare of a time with my dry ass skin :(
That’s James’s white side talking about he doesn’t moisturize his whole body. My son is half white and it’s an argument to get him to put lotion on areas other than his elbows. His father doesn’t own lotion. It’s a black trait. You can’t be ashy.
The fact that James had the nerve to call moisturizing your backside sus but has no problem walking us through his facial routine with such sus mannerisms is crazy to me 👀😅😭😂
@26:24 I came from the podcast on Spotify just to save a few lives by giving the correct answer to this: "I mean she's no you" followed by any number between 5-7. If that's her actual friend, you are categorically forbidden from going under 5 or above 7 no matter how she looks. This way your girl can safely be an 8-10 regardless of the truth. Stay safe out there fellas. - a married woman with friends I personally know are 7,8's and 9's by male standards
My dad is a red skin Jamaican he just doesn’t cream he’s walking around with ashy elbows, knees and ankles 🤦🏽♀️ I’m a slight tone lighter than James as I’m mixed but have to moisturise top to bottom of my little toe lol 😂
I'm so glad Fuhad brought up the "why are you noticing her moisturizer" and shit, because that's the FIRST thing I thought when I heard that. Mhmmmm... you're looking WAY too hard at her, liar. I'll help you boys out, what you need to do is take your real number minus 1 to 1.5 (depending on how jealous your girl is) and after you tell her your modified number, immediately follow it with a nonchalant "But she's not even my type" and be prepared to defend why she is, indeed, not your type. See? Not that complicated. 😂 An alternate equation you can use if your girl is straight up insecure: Take your girl's number (be honest with yourself) minus THAT by 1 to 1.5 and then say that's her friend's number. Follow that with she's not my type and you'll be golden. As long as she believes you believe her friend is a little less hot than her.
Not gone lie, James sounds like he's got something to heal from. How does self care equate to ones sexuality? What kind of prison is he living in? Growing up black, you know to care for your skin. I stand with Rem & Fuegs.
Fuhad is absolutely right about the attractiveness convo: a girl WOULD know that her man is lying through his teeth if he said someone gorgeous is a 2/10 and starts listing everything he can about her appearance... I'll give this for free for anyone who's wondering: if I know my person is insecure, I'd say "I couldn't say (whether they're attractive or not): I only have eyes for you". Whether it's the truth or not, I'm sure they'd either appreciate the compliment or giggle at the sweet joke (:
@@sena167 I wouldn't ask the question if I were in my right mind to begin with... But if I lost my mind and asked, I'd say this is a safe-ish answer... It could be interpreted like you're saying your type is not "gorgeous with a banging body", so it leaves room for your girl to look at herself and ask you what you find attractive in her then and it could be dicey 😌. But to be fair, nitpicking at your every word, your inflections, the way you look or not in our eyes when you give your answer... If we feel insecure or if we want to fight, we'll find a way 😭. Soooo, good luck out there, and stay strong 😅👑
@@Whomecouldntb3 Haha ! I do agree it's a set up. I do NOT recommend mutism/ not acknowledging questions though... That's a sure way to awaken a true demon 😭
Fufu is INSANE for resting it on the seat especially if it’s a public toilet. Plus if there’s lightning there’s rain everytime he gotta shit he’s gotta tuck and untuck and that can’t run
when you guys were talking about goals at the beginning of the year and rem mentioned streaming, it was so inspiring and i finally got the courage to start my channel! thank you guys for showing it’s never too late to try something ❤️
So James, the man who STAYS SUS, is so concerned about feeling sus by himself tgat he lets it affect his daily hygiene? If he wants the entire back of his body to look and feel like crepe paper that's his business.... but I just know it feels off 🤣🤣
I had this convo with my husband recently. And he says the same as James..... and I promise you now there will be NO sloppy top till its been sanitized to the gawds. I'm low / high key traumatized.😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you start saying you have lock jaw, your tongue is swollen, your lips don’t feel ok today or tired… trust me he will start to fix that ish 🤣🤣
lol not gonna lie it’s always when he talks about other biracial people like “that mixed race breh”. I be whispering to myself like “don’t ‘other’ them like that, so are you”
3:43 i mean to be fair a man isn't gonna try to kidnap another grown man that looks like he's gonna fight back. A woman is more likely to get kidnapped especially at night.
Answer to "is my friend hot?" : look at her confused, incredulous even. Then think a sec.. And say : "hmmm idk. I guess she's a pretty girl.. But it's hard to say as she's not my cup of tea.." then apologeticly add "but she IS a nice girl!" As a woman I'm happy cos you like my friend as a person, you haven't insulted her looks all while you still confirmed your attraction to me 😅
I wonder if James previous showering habits and current lotion habit has to do with the complexion of the person who raised him (no disrespect at all, but all my non-melanated friends bathe and lotion like James does and I so confused).
After all the sus things James has said and done to Fuhad, he draws the line at putting lotion on his own a**?!
😂😂😂 riiiiiiiiiight
😂😂😂😂😂
He's crazy lmao
😂@@KIKILOVE79 no behaviour 😂😂😂
James' white heritage jumped out with the lotion/shower conversation 😭😭
That’s what I said
For sureeeee
Absolutely 😂
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
Lawd did it!! 🤣
Bro mists, fans, and then dabs multiple oils and supplements on his face but can’t put some lotion on his asschecks?! Absolute madness
RIGHT
FACTSS
Lol 😂😂😂 the misting is suspect
Facts... I was thinking the same thing. He does all that to his face but can't apply lotion to his back
😂😂
If you ever forget james is mixed, remember he just started washing his legs lol
I'm not from the UK (I'm from NZ but live in Australia), is it a stereotype that white people don't wash their legs?
I'm curious as I asked some mates at dinner and we all (male and female) except one wash our legs. I use a face cloth for my face, neck and ears, then loofah gloves for everything else. I laughed at James doing all the face care but not moisturising his arse...😂
@@elenawilliams32 Australians do white right so they are the exception to the UK/American whites lol.
@@hoosierboi4884 That's weird. I've never heard of it before... 👀😂
@@elenawilliams32American whites don’t, and they’ll proudly let you know.
Not Fuhad admitting his thing is longer and everyone acting like they missed it!😂 y'all heard it loud and clear!
I believe him. Look at the length of his fingers😂❤🙈
Right? I'm thinking dayyyum
Right, I was like, "Way to say yo dick big." They didn't even wanna acknowledge that, that could be the reason why. Lol. You must be sitting too fat forward 😅😅😅
because we already knew 😂
@@Mebeshe there is no correlation between finger length, hand size, foot size, height, or anything else and 🍆 size.
" I cream everywhere" being said so freely with ZERO pause has me deceased 😂
I was thinking this! Lol. I’m like, maybe because it’s different from how us Americans use it. 😂😂😂
Bro I scrolled the comments to find this 😂😂😂
Nooooo. 😂😂😂😂 I only JUST got this
I kept screaming PAUSE!!!! 🤣
I was gasped! I was like how is no one saying pause rn?!😂😂 13:06
That shit was back to back pause worthy lmaoo
There's no way James sits there and says the most out of pocket stuff week after week but draws the line at moisturising your bum...HAII I REFUSE😭🤣🤣🤣
The "haii" took me out😂🫵🇿🇦
@@thando2c 🤣it's ingrained in my soul, I represent home wherever I go🇿🇦
“If someone finds ash on my gooch im going to the hospital” is taking me down! 😭😭💀 dramatic daddy lmaoo
Im here to chirps a ting 🧍🏾♂️
I'm screaming ... and the tears 😂😂😂
Rem, thank you for being the most moisturized man on this show because skin is skin fam 😂
All I can focus on is Fuhad’s smirk and the fact that he’s basically letting us know he got that THANG on him . He HAS to rest it or it’ll touch the water . My gawd 😩
Keisha, giiiirrrllll!!!
@@andimproudi was BLUSHING . Like he’s clearly a very handsome man but the visual ? I slid off the sofa !
@keishapalmer9803 girl, I had rewind to be sure I heard him properly. I was like, sir...PARDON? Then, I started calculating measurements. 😆 And yes, he is indeed a beautiful man.
This the one right here!! His friends tryna act like they don't get what he meant. I surely caught it😅😅😅 like "oh, that thang HANGSSS" 🎉
I mean isn't he part Nigerian because those men ...I said THOSE MEN !!!????? Oooooooooo 🤤🤤🤤
My face was the same as Fuhad’s when James was talking about not applying lotion everywhere😂😂😂
Nah ain't no way as a guy you are spreading lotion on your buttcheeks and everywhere like what? For who? Lmao lotion on arms and legs and face. Man said back and booty cheeks like wtf 😂😂
@@walternolasco9052bro that’s a ridiculous statement😂 you put lotion on as a black person cuz your skin will be dry and ashy. So not putting it on your back and back of your legs is insane to me😂
@victoroladapo7544 well I did say legs so that's all of the legs lol. And I was just thinking I wonder what the discrepancy between answers would be in black vs non black men lol
@@walternolasco9052 when James was giving an example of his lotion routine, he skipped his thighs and went straight to his knees😂😭💀
@@briannaking1708 lmfao I didn't even notice he did that
Fuhad walking around with a HORSE and tryna be humble 🤣🤣🤣
Okaaaaay!!! 😂 my eyes got wide af like so we gonna gloss over that huh?!
🫠🤭
That part!
@@SignatureEmbroidery 🤣🤣🤣
Riiiiiiiight?! I said 👀👀ok Fuhad! He def gives BDE
“Cream the gooch” is the CRAZIEST sentence I’ve ever heard.
Bruh 😂
My thoughts exactly when James said ash on his gooch 💀💀💀
Team Fuhad & Rem on moisturizing everywhere 🙌🏾 they know what’s good!
Rem has never been more Jamaican. We moisturize everywhere! 🤣🇯🇲
I don’t know any black person that doesn’t lotion their whole body. I promise you if his Mom was black she would have taught him that skill. 😂😂😂😂
Moisturise*
It can be moisturize, UK vs American English 🙂
@@kekeh.5696 English vs foreign English*
You don’t say French French or Spanish Spanish, English is just English.
US English is a subvariant. You’re speaking online. Use correct english.
REM is also Kittian. He is Caribbean period; not just Jamaican
Fuhad may not be judging but I am 🙌🏾
Heavy!!! Lol!
Nah, Fuhad is judging. His Nigerian dna guarantees it.
Faaacts😂😭
I absolutely am
I need proof
Not Fuhad confirming that his ‘tool’ is longer than others lol
My friend? I was doing the math.
Facts!!!!!
Haha! I said the same damn thing! 😂
YUP👀 I was like ummmm Fuhad brudhaaaaa….you rocking a third leg Sir if you have to rest it on the lid🫢
This is what I was thinking too 😂😂😂
Fuhad is proving that Nigerian "tool" stereotype 👀👀👀. James refusing to lotion his bum but will do everything for his face is KILLING MEEEEE 😭😭
“I cream everywhere” sounds WILD!! I love how American slang and UK slang is so crazy
American slang doesn’t even make sense
@@macurlyfries and you think UK slang makes sense?? That’s the WHOLE point of slang it’s not meant to make sense to people that’s “NOT LIKE US”!! Slang is almost like code words. Because if i was to come visit the UK that is the quickest way aside from my accent to let y’all know im not from here.example: the word “cream everywhere in American slang that would mean cum/nut everywhere
Not creaming your whole body is non-black behaviour to be fair 😂 10:00
Not all none black i am white i do every time had a bath or shower, but maybe due to all my partners have been black
I didn't until I met my Asian fiancee, she ain't having me age like milk apparently haha
Creaming can't be the term y'all use for lotioning 😂😂😂
@azmohammed83 Haha nah I've never even thought of it like that. I'm swapping it to moisturising now
@@azmohammed83Africans and Carribeans say it all the time lotioning sounds mad proper
As an American hearing " I cream everywhere " and " i cream my gooch" had me ctfuuuuu😂😂
Me too!!!
Facts!!
Frfr I’m cackling
Cream conversation was actually unhinged 😂
“I cream every where” is a wild sentence
“Creaming your gooch” is wild afffff
Absolutely pause worthy.. I was wondering if they're hearing themselves 😂😂
@@alexdeleon4997 they couldn’t have 🤣🤣🤣 boy said i Cream all over my head snapped back 😂😂
You Americans in the comments 🤦🏾♂️😂😂 the term *"creaming"* yourself ain't sus lets stop it guys it's only sus to Americans if you are African or Carribean it sounds completely normal and your parents said that to you everytime as a kid its only Americans making it weird plus "moisturising" is too proper to use all the time for us 😂😂😂
Fuhad lowkey packing that heavy… can’t even fit it in the John. Meanwhile, the boys gaslighting him in disbelief 😂😂
It was giving jealousy 😂😂😂
Fuhad was reevaluating his friendship with James with that shower/lotion convo 😂🤣😂 That look! 🤣😂
If James fu
I’m screaming
LMAOOO
😂😂😂😂😂😂
James and Fuhad tie for first place in the daddy olympics but James not moisturising everywhere just made Fuhad the consistent daddy. 🏆🥇
Fuhad resting his tool on the seat has to deduct some points that’s gross
Facts 😂😂
@mysliktm it's too long to fit inside without touching the water. Did you not do the math? 😂😂😂
@@Lucian_Media😂😂😂
James had never been at Fuhad level in my eyes
The fact that no one was saying pause when they kept saying "I cream everywhere " is craaazy
I was waiting for this comment!!!!
Right at the toilet session, what immediately popped into my head at Fuhad’s question was 🎶do yo thang hang low? Do it wobble to the flo?….🎶
"i got bills to pay and you man are rubbing hamstrings?!" 😂
11:40 James calling Fuhad and Rem sus and then doing this is crazy 😭😭
Acting bare zesty ngl😂😂😂
When we learn that Fuhad swings so low that his junk will touch the water so he has to let it rest on the seat. We also learn that James and Rem have never had that problem at all, so they can't comprehend truly big D energy!!😅😅😅
This!
Especially bc the water in the uk toilets is very low (at least that’s what I heard from ppl who visited the USA)🤷🏾♀️
😂😂😂 nice recap
No Cassandra, they weren't talking about touching the water. They were talking about touching the side of the toilet lid.
@@lalexander7338 They were talking about when they were sitting down on the toilet. They're not touching the lid behind them. They also mention how far back They're sitting on the seat.
"My gooch has never been dry." is a crazy line.
Fuhad went a little slack-jawed at that moment.
fuhads expressions get me everytime.. he has the most genuine facial expressions but yet so funny and relatable😊😅😂
"if someone finds ash on my gooch ... im going to the hospital" TOOK ME OUT. That may be the funniest thing ive ever heard him say. Even above the snake bite question... OMG im crying!!
🤣🤣💀💀
Fuhad is letting y’all know he got the hammer !! 😂 he got hang time ! 20:13
My exact thought! Whole hammer iykyk
@@lisav.thompsondds746 once he said he was sitting back far enough I’m like oh yeah he got it 😂
This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀😭
😂😂dkm
Stop 😂😂😂
Friction cheeks, is crazy
Friction cheeks, is crazy😂
When Fuhad said “that’s neeeews to me” he’s trying so hard not to judge 😂😂😂
Fuhad looking like, "This is why we can't be together."
No conversation can ever distract me from the image of Fuhad placing his piece on the rim of the toilet
19:21 finding out that Fuhad would rather rest his tool is crazzyyyyy 😂
Why do men say “all my exes were crazy” even though they are the common denominator
Same reason women say "all my exes were toxic" 😂
Cause ik I ain't crazy so it gotta be everybody else
I might be the common denominator, but each one showed everyone I was right. I'm autistic. Eventually I learned to read red flags 😂😂
boy math
@@alexwilks2848 That doesn't answer the question 😂
The way Fuhad said "why is her hair your concern?!" 😂 That's exactly how my mind works
That part had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is talking FACTSSsss
also i was this year, years old when i found out that its better to lotion as soon as ur out of the shower still wet. bc ur pores are still open, making the absorption process much more beneficial. James mentioned before that he likes to turn the shower on for a bit before getting in, makes it so he doesn't have to moisturizes as much or all over bc the steam releases ur natural oils and does wonders. i have to moisturize 2 times daily or ill have a nightmare of a time with my dry ass skin :(
Man's said I'm resting it on the rim... blessed be thy name
Nah Fuhad is an absolute menace with his toilet situation 🤣
That was the white in James talking when he said ayooo to lotioning up everywhere 🤣🤣
That’s James’s white side talking about he doesn’t moisturize his whole body. My son is half white and it’s an argument to get him to put lotion on areas other than his elbows. His father doesn’t own lotion. It’s a black trait. You can’t be ashy.
The fact that James had the nerve to call moisturizing your backside sus but has no problem walking us through his facial routine with such sus mannerisms is crazy to me
👀😅😭😂
Just the other week he was telling us how he watched two men fapping in tandem. 😂😂
The motions from James' facial routine fucking SENT me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@26:24 I came from the podcast on Spotify just to save a few lives by giving the correct answer to this:
"I mean she's no you" followed by any number between 5-7. If that's her actual friend, you are categorically forbidden from going under 5 or above 7 no matter how she looks. This way your girl can safely be an 8-10 regardless of the truth. Stay safe out there fellas.
- a married woman with friends I personally know are 7,8's and 9's by male standards
James WHOLE face routine was sus YET moisturizing was sus 😂
So fuhad is working with an elephant trunk apparently 😂
Moisturising everywhere isn't sus James 😭
James showed tf outta his white side in this 😂😂😂😭😭 this is why fuhad will always be daddy 😩 a clean moisturized daddy 😌
26:33 best answer is “I wouldn’t know cause all I see is you”. It’s literally the sweetest thing ever
My mrs would throw up if I said that
@@wemmas5724 😂
THIS is where James draws the line on what is Sus? Bro is an anomaly.
Fuhad was spot on on the "why are you checking moisturizer like that", you know too much my G ^^
Fuhad! It's hanging when I'm in the toilet....Resting it on the seat is Mad!! 😂😂😂😂
Facts!!!! When Fuhad said "why are you noticing moisturizers?"
Fuhad is sus for moisturising his whole body but James is demonstrating his face care routine like a baddie😭😭
My dad is a red skin Jamaican he just doesn’t cream he’s walking around with ashy elbows, knees and ankles 🤦🏽♀️ I’m a slight tone lighter than James as I’m mixed but have to moisturise top to bottom of my little toe lol 😂
Abbot Elementary is one of the best shows out right now and they did their big one with S3. Hilarious!
Boom 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾
Wouldn’t resting the tool on the seat also indicate length, cause like… 😭 Fuhad my boy 😭❤️
rem saying 'so your back is dry as fuck' 🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad was looking at James like that because he knew the streets were about to drag him about the lotion thing 😂😂😂
James talking about something being sus is hilarious. Everything about him is sus, lmao.
Mans lotion routine is not where I thought this episode was heading, and the fact that it’s 90 percent serious is sending me 😂
This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀.
Out here kindling a gas flames
Lmaooooooooo ffs man
@@luntu.stofilethey said out here kindling a gas flame lmfaoooo 🤣🤣 that got me weak
Man can start a fire
Who needs a flame breathing technique if James can just walk around.
"if someone finds ash on my Gooch... I'm going to the hospital 🤨" James just keeps giving each week 😂
I'm so glad Fuhad brought up the "why are you noticing her moisturizer" and shit, because that's the FIRST thing I thought when I heard that. Mhmmmm... you're looking WAY too hard at her, liar.
I'll help you boys out, what you need to do is take your real number minus 1 to 1.5 (depending on how jealous your girl is) and after you tell her your modified number, immediately follow it with a nonchalant "But she's not even my type" and be prepared to defend why she is, indeed, not your type. See? Not that complicated. 😂
An alternate equation you can use if your girl is straight up insecure: Take your girl's number (be honest with yourself) minus THAT by 1 to 1.5 and then say that's her friend's number. Follow that with she's not my type and you'll be golden. As long as she believes you believe her friend is a little less hot than her.
Not gone lie, James sounds like he's got something to heal from. How does self care equate to ones sexuality? What kind of prison is he living in? Growing up black, you know to care for your skin. I stand with Rem & Fuegs.
But James is mixed raised by a white mother.
I took the trash out at 3AM and there was a guy riding his bike by. I raaaan back to the house. 😂
Can we just not take them out during witching hours 👻
19:56 Fuhad if you have that THANG on you - just say that.
All of this!!!😅
Fuhad is absolutely right about the attractiveness convo: a girl WOULD know that her man is lying through his teeth if he said someone gorgeous is a 2/10 and starts listing everything he can about her appearance... I'll give this for free for anyone who's wondering: if I know my person is insecure, I'd say "I couldn't say (whether they're attractive or not): I only have eyes for you". Whether it's the truth or not, I'm sure they'd either appreciate the compliment or giggle at the sweet joke (:
can a man get away with a "not my type but yeah sure"
@@sena167
I wouldn't ask the question if I were in my right mind to begin with... But if I lost my mind and asked, I'd say this is a safe-ish answer... It could be interpreted like you're saying your type is not "gorgeous with a banging body", so it leaves room for your girl to look at herself and ask you what you find attractive in her then and it could be dicey 😌. But to be fair, nitpicking at your every word, your inflections, the way you look or not in our eyes when you give your answer... If we feel insecure or if we want to fight, we'll find a way 😭. Soooo, good luck out there, and stay strong 😅👑
Or don’t answer at all because this is a set up
@@Whomecouldntb3
Haha ! I do agree it's a set up. I do NOT recommend mutism/ not acknowledging questions though... That's a sure way to awaken a true demon 😭
I love that you watch Abbott Elementary!!! Such a funny show and actually kind of accurate about some of the stuff teachers deal with 😂
Fufu is INSANE for resting it on the seat especially if it’s a public toilet. Plus if there’s lightning there’s rain everytime he gotta shit he’s gotta tuck and untuck and that can’t run
Ain’t no way people out here not lotion everywhere. Everywhere needs cream
Not James saying full lotion after a shower is sus, but then goes into his full American Psycho routine 🤣🤣🤣
"I know you're doing this to get away from me."
Ok, so why are you bothering me? Let me shit and scroll in peace 😂
when you guys were talking about goals at the beginning of the year and rem mentioned streaming, it was so inspiring and i finally got the courage to start my channel! thank you guys for showing it’s never too late to try something ❤️
I think the convo about resting/inside has told us more than they realize. Fuhad said he all the way back and it still aint enough! 😂😂😂
These guys make my Monday and they have me walking around saying "man dem" "pardon" and "bro" constantly 😂😂😂
Fuhad really knows women, and this is why I love him 28:30
So James, the man who STAYS SUS, is so concerned about feeling sus by himself tgat he lets it affect his daily hygiene? If he wants the entire back of his body to look and feel like crepe paper that's his business.... but I just know it feels off 🤣🤣
The amount of convo talking about "Creaming this and that and everywhere"..... is sending me! I'm dead! LOL
When he said "if someone finds ash on my gooch, I am going to hospital", I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath. 13:17
I had this convo with my husband recently. And he says the same as James..... and I promise you now there will be NO sloppy top till its been sanitized to the gawds. I'm low / high key traumatized.😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you start saying you have lock jaw, your tongue is swollen, your lips don’t feel ok today or tired… trust me he will start to fix that ish 🤣🤣
The dingaling in the toilet is horror! I hope everyone is washing up after😭ladies, stay safe out there🥹
Wait... you think it being in midair is _less hygienic_ than literally putting it *on* the 🚽 seat? 🤔
Sometimes I forget that James is Mixed… lol until these debates happen.
lol not gonna lie it’s always when he talks about other biracial people like “that mixed race breh”. I be whispering to myself like “don’t ‘other’ them like that, so are you”
3:43 i mean to be fair a man isn't gonna try to kidnap another grown man that looks like he's gonna fight back. A woman is more likely to get kidnapped especially at night.
Bro said I got bills to pay and you man are rubbin hamstrings 😂😂
Answer to "is my friend hot?" : look at her confused, incredulous even. Then think a sec.. And say : "hmmm idk. I guess she's a pretty girl.. But it's hard to say as she's not my cup of tea.." then apologeticly add "but she IS a nice girl!"
As a woman I'm happy cos you like my friend as a person, you haven't insulted her looks all while you still confirmed your attraction to me 😅
Got bills to pay and yall rubbing ya azz 😂😂😂😂😂 James is hilarious
I KEEP IT HANGING, I hold it when I'm pissing too because I can't have it touch the toilet bowl. Fuhad resting it on the toilet seat is hilarious 🤣
..... Fuhad needs assistance moisturizing his back....any volunteers..🙋♀️ 😂
james going from feeling sorry that girls put in so much effort to not putting lotion on his booty KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣
The white jumped out of James with that lotion conversation. 🤣
Fuhad, I love you ❤️ I love the kind of man you are. You deserve to prioritize your mental health
28:29 fuhad is speaking facts... Its too much why you noticing alllllladat 🤣😭😩😂....
I wonder if James previous showering habits and current lotion habit has to do with the complexion of the person who raised him (no disrespect at all, but all my non-melanated friends bathe and lotion like James does and I so confused).
Y’all are genuinely weird for thinking putting lotion on your body is a racial thing😂black people aren’t the only ones that do it
ME (Fuhad's face listening to James talking bout them showers not cleaning his legs)
Yesss for the Abbott Elementary love!! It is a perfect example of school life in Philly. And absolutely hilarious. James you're gonna love it.