[@oujimandias6485]

No Country for Old Septim... I love that play

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Mercantile in Skyrim:
"If i had a sister i'd sell her in a second"
Mercantile in Daggerfall:
"Hey you have a full wagon full of mystical stuff? i'll pay you piss and shit for that"

[@UlvenTES]

I wanted to make a joke about Belethor for Skyrim ahahah

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

@@UlvenTES So, if you had a joke about Belethor you would put it in the video in a second?

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Darn blasted Daggerfall rip-off artists! 😡

[@omicroneridani7456]

The Daggerfall part is so darn true! xD Daedric Claymore, no enchantment: worth a fortune. Daedric Claymore, enchanted: a mere pittance, little more than ale money! 😀

[@dimas3829]

at least in Daggerfall you could take in hugeass loan in some nobody-cares-province and never visit it again so loan-sharks would never find you. Or you could just visit a shop, wait inside untiil it closes and strip it clear to sell the same goods to the shop-owner himself... Ah, memories... too bad it reminds me how trully worthless Dagerrfal over-elaborated dungeons were..

[@el-violador]

Nothing quite as satisfying as buying anything light and remotely valuable so you can sell that Daedric dagger for asking price to a merchant

[@EasyGameEh]

i was expecting don't be a menace to south central korean store scene: "n'waahs! buy or leave!"

[@DrEgonCholakian]

I completely forgot that the money was called drakes in Morrowind rather than septims

[@bloop1980]

Forgot the part where the merchant just casually equips a full suit of armor that you just sold them.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

When you do the main quest pacifist, sell Sunder and Keening to merchants, use command humanoid a mages guild guide to teleport to the heart, use command creature on it, and bring it to the town to let the merchants do the fight for you.

[@Gitshiver]

Morrowind with the gamestop prices 😂

[@bizznick444joe7]

Mercantile in Skyrim: Aaaaand it's gone.
Me: But... I
Mercantile in Skyrim: Aaaaaand it's gone.

[@NewArcadian]

700 drakes? Hahahaha, you must be kidding, aren't you?

[@JamestheFreak24]

And this is why everyone uses the mudcrab merchant.

[@petertoth3900]

And creeper

[@dimas3829]

played Morrowind for years, only found creeper once and didn't care to find him again, never found a crab.

[@ЕвгенийКостенко-д4ч]

Yes, the Morrowind market is pure art. 🥺

[@bizznick444joe7]

Mercantile in Morrowind is also like
Lower the price down by 30 drakes then click accept 1000 times.

[@slouchygamer3266]

*offers really good sword*
600 to sell, offers to sell at 650, offer refused,,, ok what about 649? refused. 648? no,,, 647? accepted! WOOO

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

And they immediately put it on themselves.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The scene from The Room is perfect for Oblivon. Everything is out of order.
(And it's like that in the actual movie!)

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

When you're an Orc, but you have all stats at one and use berserker rage. And you end up with 200/4 fatigue and suddenly all your chances are guaranteed, including buying everything for one...

[@archades115]

I felt this.

[@mauvaisegraine3366]

You're my favourite customer.

[@humanharddrive1]

me when i pay 1 drake

[@capitanspoiler7393]

was good until you used AI

[@UlvenTES]

That's fine I respect your opinion:)

[@Equites279]

@@UlvenTES Don't listen to him that was really well done and funny. He's just 'tarded lmao

[@Nikotheleepic]

Seethe narcissistic pos

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

@@UlvenTESI don’t respect his opinion

[@blackdaniels4876]

@@UlvenTES I respect his right to an opinion