@@xzaviormalcolm3286 If both of them are in character I seriously doubt Kyoraku would activate his bankai in the seiretei of all places, I mean if I remember correctly it's an AoE bankai with a beheading effect... you don't want to activate that in a place where thousands of your allies live just to save your own life. My guess is that he'd fight Hitsugaya with his shikai.
@@nickpickxd2138 dont fangirl adult hitsugaya is strong but shunsui is as of now is many levels above him, even if he uses only shikai (which was enough to beat the primero espada)
@@balazsstrausz2729 well Shunshi was no match for Starrk which makes sense since Starrk was relative to Aizen in reishi visa guide statement. Only thru Starrk lack of caring for the fight in general and him going thru ptsd as the fight progressed making him progressively weaker. Also Shunsui had decent troubles against a Sternritter which wasn't as strong as Gerald 3rd form which Adult Toshiro practically 1 shotted.
Shunsui and Kenpachi are my spirit animals, gods damn they're friggin perfect!!! "Look I'm gonna go get some redbull, I need some chemical pumping through my system or I'm gonna pass out".
@@kfconsoleenthusiast4992 *the old man gets ripped out* Zangetsu: "nani the goddamn fuck is this bullshit?" *goes on a rant over how the reason he wasn't freed must be becuase he's a hollow*
@@hajarjaber8043basically this was released the year Bleach the manga ended and the fanbase was in a little internal war because Ichiruki who was the more popular ship ended up losing and a lot of people were mad because Ichigo ended up with Orihime
@@maracabo1176 I'll be honest, while I totally saw it coming, called that shit back in volume 2, I honestly gotta say I was hoping for Tatsuki to take home the berry boy. She's a grounded, well rounded character, and by the end of the series her and the rest of the gang totally know about all the soul reaper shenanigans. But since it WAS Origine, I really wish kubo would make a sequel following Kazui and his generation...why would you blue ball us like this Mr Kubo? Why?!?
Ichigo: You and your stealth squad couldn't track your way out of a paper bag! Took you three days to find Toshirou, took me 5 seconds and I wasn't even looking - 'stealth squad' - more like dumb squad! Not to mention that since Kusaka's alive, your reputation is foreclosed. My sisters have a better information network than you do. You got a problem with me? You want to fight? I'll fight you; I don't give a crap! Soi Fon: How dare you mock the stealth corp like this! How many problems wouldn't even blow up if you didn't stick your nose into things that have NOTHING to do with you! You're a stupid excuse for a rebel! You and your entourage of circus freaks! 'Oh, look at me, my girlfriend defies causality!' Aren't YOU fucking special!!!
Really feels like Soi Fon and Ichigo can be pretty good friends. Not shipping them by any means though. (Although a 3-way is permissible with Yoruichi involved)
Can you imagine if Tōshirō did go to Christmas dinner with the Kurosakis? Ichigo: Hey, guys. I brought a friend over for dinner. Tōshirō: Greetings! I am Hitsugaya Tōshirō! Thank you for having me over on my birthday! Isshin (coming from around the corner): Your birthday is the same day as Christmas? Sounds like a kouhai i used to.... *Isshin and Tōshirō sees each other's face and Isshin proceeds to jump out of Ichigo's window* Tōshirō (chasing): CAPTAIN!??!?! YOU"RE ALIVE?!?!?! Ichigo: WHY MY WINDOW?
False. Hitsugaya was a third seat under Isshin. Rangiku was his lieutenant and after Isshin was exiled and decided to stay in the human world, Hitsugaya took over as captain. And yes, its very weird that neither hitsugaya nor rangiku ever saw any sort of resemblance between ichigo and their former captain and that its never brought up.
To be fair, 1) Ichigo only has his father's eyes but his other features are a spitting image of his mother, and 2) Ichigo, Rangiku, and Toshiro canonically don't share many if any serious scenes where his reiatsu would be worthy of being sensed enough to compared to Isshin's reiatsu. Though Jushiro does react to Ichigo's appearance when with Byakuya, to which Byakuya responses "He's not related to the one you're thinking of".
I guess that's what a top tier shikai looks in the hands of a mediocre shinigami. No really, if Rangiku had captain level reiatsu her shikai would be more versatile than senbonzakura.
It was a very good line, but I would argue that based on how PMW has abridged most of the series, they haven't really explored the relationship between Toshiro and Momo enough for us to get that line. To us, she's just that girl that was _way_ too attached to Josh Groban, then attacked Toshiro randomly and was batted out of the way, then kind of talked with him over the video screen and was still delusional over Josh Groban and Toshiro ended the call. We don't really get a sense that there's anything between them. But I have to say, looking over all the material they had to abridge to get here, that is the only mistake they have made. They're fantastic at this.
Ichigo: if chad or ishida went down this path, I’d chase them to the ends of the earth.... Yamamoto (a person who had to deal with ichigo on a friendship crucade): WE KNOW ALREADY!!!
clement goh I mean, he probably never does the paperwork normally and since no one ever fights on Christmas (til now) that’s his way of dealing with it.... Doing it all in the month of December.....
I only noticed now but Bleach (S) Abridged does a better job at explaining character's backstory and their story than Bleach, and with character development.
I love that the first time Soi-Fon picks a fight with Ichigo he backs down because he legitimately has no leg to stand on, but when she tries it a second time he just loses it completely because her incompetence is literally what makes the plot work.
HaloBaller9813 Probably cause he wouldve been able to draw a connection, and them finding out Isshin’s whereabouts prior to the fight with Aizen couldve jeopardized his efforts in the final battle, considering that he still hadnt fully regenerated his soul reaper abilities at these points in the series
@@JohnGlow2 The real question is why didnt rangiku recognise her previous captain when ichigo plopped him down right infront of her and aizen right before he fought aizen....?
@@memebowdashpoposhy1699 well the combination of her lover DIENG in her arms and Aizen standing just a few feet from her plus the arrival of their saviour probably caught her attention more than a single captain she served long ago
@@lookatmahsword9082 Not really that long ago for a soul reaper. Centuries pass without much care for these guys, and Isshin only vanished a few decades prior. But yeah, considering her childhood best friend/ love interest was dying, Ichigo had appeared with a sword arm, and a butterfly Aizen was ready to kill them, I think she likely wouldn't have noticed Isshin. Not when he was dead on his feet and completely drained of spirit energy.
Rukia: Why is it he can say Josh Groban's name and we all can't? Ichigo: Aizen Orihime: Aizen Chad: Aizen Uryu: Aizen Rukia: Yes, we all can't say Josh Groban's name
Shiro, you never know. You might happen across an important father figure of your life in the Kurosaki household. Might even reveal an important plot point way earlier than intended. Might really stick it the man.
But still though with all of the shingami in the house how did noone see him at SOME point?HELL Friggin Renji even SAW him!I guess he just diddn't know who he was?
Fair enough, I'm sorry if that came across as antagonistic. Anyway, I refer to the franchise started by Fate/Stay Night, originally a visual novel that was recently adapted into an excellent anime by studio ufotable. There are numerous other installments and spin-offs as well.
Surely the abridged version must have embellished how absolutely stupid and blood-thirsty Central 46 was when they sentenced Kusaka to death! ...Nope never mind just checked the wiki and this is almost word for word how it went down in canon.
Byakuya: "Now fly you fools. Save Christmas." Hey that was pretty not emo. He's clearly trying. Also Byakuya: "This sentimental diatribe serves only to remind me of the nuanced sadness one feels only around the holidays." Well, the keyword is "trying".
Rukia: "I can't imagine how you must feel right now." Rengiku: "Words fail to describe my despair." Renji: (confused)"But that's all words do." ( 06:48 )
To be honest, I was laughing through this whole thing. A smile was never far from my face. But the best line from this goes to Rengi. "Is Toshiro Jesus" Good stuff.
@@HEDNY1 it might be a reference, but I think it's mostly just they needed a joke for the scene since in the original it's a super tense scene with no dialogue. The wonders of Kusaka wearing a mask and Kyoraku have his back to the screen.
Михаил Пашковский think the actual movie made more sense in most ways. Wasn’t the fight between Toshiro and Kusaka supposed to be a test, and he failed by attacking Toshiro? Central 46 ain’t malicious, they’re just old fashioned.
Don't mind me just stamping some gold moments: 4:40 CSI jutsu 18:20 I live at the hospital 18:44 He got Momo-ed 19:02 Lancer luck 20:59 Mimih. 24:16 Backup boyfriend
“Dudes not weak, hes just got Lancer luck.” Also is probably the worst thing to ever say to a person. Especially if your talking Carnival Phantasm Lancer, because Damn dude gets abused. But yeah, that and getting Momo’d are the best parts of this movie
Favorite Lines: 4:29 Soi Fon: "Ooh I'm Ichigo; I'm outside the system. I get to spend time with Yoruichi and my bankai makes me bullshit levels of fast " 😂😂 17:57 Renji: "It was a cold night and I was still Renji" (like he's expecting it to change) 😂 19:25 Yama: "I guess 'parents' are a thing - wouldn't know: I was born this old" 21:15 Mayuri: "Gentlemen. What you're asking me to do is break into the soul society's restricted archives and break half a dozen of our ever so sacred laws just to pull out some dusty old reports" Jushiro: "Are you saying you can't do it?" Mayuri: "can't do it? Why Jushiro.. my buddy buddy. I merely mean to say is I didn't realize that it was a Tuesday" 29:56 Ishida: "Kurosaki, I don't know what's happening here but I wager you need to choke a bitch" 30:10 Urahara: "No Yoruichi why did you invite Soi Fon? She has a knife... noooo!!!" (I have several questions about what Urahara dreams about it) 39:00 Renji: "I'M LESS THAN A NON-CANON FIREBALL!!" 48:20 Ichigo: "The man says you can't? That man ain't my man, man!"
Most powerful ICE Zanpakuto. Note the qualifier: ICE. He's never been said to have to the most powerful Zanpakuto bar none. Even if he did have the most quote-end-quote powerful Zanpakuto, which he doesn't, it's hard to determine the most 'powerful,' what with the multitude of various effects Zanpakuto can have. I can think of more than a couple other Zanpakuto that can be considered more 'powerful,' and another few that can be considered to have more utility, off the top of my head.
In terms of raw destructive power Genryuusai's seems to be the strongest. In terms of ridiculous hax Shinsui's I feel wins. I also feel Shinsui's level of hax beats literally everyone.
Yamamoto's Bankai makes his flames the same temperature as the Sun's core, (15 million degrees Celsius) so he's still a contender for "Most Ridiculous Hax" Zanpaktou.
All I can think of whenever Toshiro goes bankai and all you hear is "DRAGON!!!" is the zanpakuto retrieval ark and how the humanoid spirit for Hyorinmaru is so calm and proper, not the kind of person you'd imagine yelling "DRAGON!!!" every time they attack.
"Dude's not weak, he's just got Lancer luck"
This being said by the guy who voices Archer in Fate abridged makes this even funnier
Are Byakuya and Ichigo voiced by the same guy? Because Byakuya sounds just like abridged Archer
The Skipper Yes. Logan voices Ichigo, Toshiro, Byakuya, and Archer.
I read this comment a few month ago and didn't understand it. Now tha I have finally watched the Fate Series I get it. lol
Translation
@@cunningsmile4166
E Rank Luck. Being Lancer is suffering.
" How the heck did Toshiro managed to beat kyroku."
" I call Shenanigans."
omkar shirgaonkar Kyoraku. You know..... the guy that has a deadly bankai and would soon become the new Head Captain of the Gotei 13.
@@xzaviormalcolm3286 If both of them are in character I seriously doubt Kyoraku would activate his bankai in the seiretei of all places, I mean if I remember correctly it's an AoE bankai with a beheading effect... you don't want to activate that in a place where thousands of your allies live just to save your own life. My guess is that he'd fight Hitsugaya with his shikai.
Adult Toshiro could maybe do it.
@@nickpickxd2138 dont fangirl adult hitsugaya is strong but shunsui is as of now is many levels above him, even if he uses only shikai (which was enough to beat the primero espada)
@@balazsstrausz2729 well Shunshi was no match for Starrk which makes sense since Starrk was relative to Aizen in reishi visa guide statement. Only thru Starrk lack of caring for the fight in general and him going thru ptsd as the fight progressed making him progressively weaker. Also Shunsui had decent troubles against a Sternritter which wasn't as strong as Gerald 3rd form which Adult Toshiro practically 1 shotted.
Shunsui and Kenpachi are my spirit animals, gods damn they're friggin perfect!!!
"Look I'm gonna go get some redbull, I need some chemical pumping through my system or I'm gonna pass out".
Who else loved the "Murder Christmas" song?
I did. Also first comment
Let's murder Christmas christmas Christmas let's murder Christmas do do do do do do da da da da da
Let’s murder Christmas
I love how zangetsu and zangetsu are like an old married couple and ichigo is their son 😂😂😂
'Lancer luck'
Dat Fate reference.
“I detected strange juju and came immediately” is way funnier out of context than it has any right to be to my broken-ass sense of humor.
Kurotsuchi saying "gucci" was hilarious.
This was done so well. I never want to see the original again.
Kira: just say sorry hisagi
Hisagi: you really like hurting your friends don't you
Kira: hisagi WHAT THE FUCK?
*Accurate reaction*
"For gods sake, I missed all of them!" Renji, you are the best thing.
Wait did renji say rukia cutest butt, but this isn't the time for that kuchiki?
I think he said 'cute AS butts'?
oh, it was hard to tell
Either way he wouldn't be wrong, but nows not the time
cute as a button
watching this every christmas has become tradition since it was released.
Soi Fon sounds like Rukia
Different actors, but yelling at Ichigo does make her sound more like Rukia lol
I do not care that it is 2 am I am going to watch this SO hard!
Dragonbird XIII same
Toshiro Hitsugaya is by far one of my favourite anime characters.
sooo uhhh you need to do the full series cause....your better at abrigding bleach then anyone else that i watch lol
oh...nevermind.....
A Merry Kenpachi
Y'all are really good at setting the mood of the anime with music, whether it's an epic fight scene or something emotional
Ichigo and soi fon bickering is something that i never knew i need so much until i saw it XD
MegaTrueblade Indeed.
All we need is Tristan in the background saying “Just F*ck Already”
@@thomascochran7907 hahaha yes.
I never get tired of that scene
A new ship was launched that day.
"LETS MURDER CHRISTMAS!" kenpachi is and always will be my favorite
Do dododo let’s murder Christmas
Let's start a riot!
How kusaka stole Christmas.
LETS MURDER CHRISTMAS
TFS Vegeta would be so proud.
i absolutely love the ichigo / zangetsu / white interactions
they're a gift
HEY,WHOSAIDYOUCOULDTALKTOHIM!?
hezuneutral don‘t you mean Ichigo/Zangetsu/Zangetsu?
I want them to do the muramura arc/Zanpakto arc
@@kfconsoleenthusiast4992 *the old man gets ripped out*
Zangetsu: "nani the goddamn fuck is this bullshit?" *goes on a rant over how the reason he wasn't freed must be becuase he's a hollow*
@@damongaming275 well obviously that's why he wasn't taken out 🙄
Soi Fon:"Your girlfriend's cool man"
Ichigo:"You stay away from Orihime"
Rukia:"Oh you guys are dating"
Ichigo:"Just rattling in the cage Rukia"
Explan what did he mean
Yup, that's right, Rukia. And Soi Fon knew it before *you* did.
@@hajarjaber8043basically this was released the year Bleach the manga ended and the fanbase was in a little internal war because Ichiruki who was the more popular ship ended up losing and a lot of people were mad because Ichigo ended up with Orihime
Oh i see.
...@@maracabo1176
@@maracabo1176 I'll be honest, while I totally saw it coming, called that shit back in volume 2, I honestly gotta say I was hoping for Tatsuki to take home the berry boy. She's a grounded, well rounded character, and by the end of the series her and the rest of the gang totally know about all the soul reaper shenanigans.
But since it WAS Origine, I really wish kubo would make a sequel following Kazui and his generation...why would you blue ball us like this Mr Kubo? Why?!?
*Hisagi*Wouldn't the worst critical thinker be momo?
*Toshiro steps out* Thems fightin words
A few minutes later
Toshiiro "Sit upon the frozen heavens Hyuon-Maru!"
Kira: "... I hate you Hisagi"
@Davis Whitaker Hisagi wasn't wrong. He was just dumb for saying it to Toshiro's face.
Ichigo: You and your stealth squad couldn't track your way out of a paper bag! Took you three days to find Toshirou, took me 5 seconds and I wasn't even looking - 'stealth squad' - more like dumb squad! Not to mention that since Kusaka's alive, your reputation is foreclosed. My sisters have a better information network than you do. You got a problem with me? You want to fight? I'll fight you; I don't give a crap!
Soi Fon: How dare you mock the stealth corp like this! How many problems wouldn't even blow up if you didn't stick your nose into things that have NOTHING to do with you! You're a stupid excuse for a rebel! You and your entourage of circus freaks! 'Oh, look at me, my girlfriend defies causality!' Aren't YOU fucking special!!!
Really feels like Soi Fon and Ichigo can be pretty good friends. Not shipping them by any means though. (Although a 3-way is permissible with Yoruichi involved)
I promise this exists on the Internet.
Logan the Krogan I wish I could find it XD
Yeah if it's been thought of it's been posted on the internet somewhere
It has.
How did a parody of a movie, that I’ve never seen, make me cry?!
The actual movie isnt as sad as the abridged version makes it. It's the typical old friend comes back for revenge plotline.
@@dinolover he actually didnt came for revenge, he wanted to prove he was better than toshiro before going to die
It wasn't fair was what he thought
@@kakashihatake6052 fair enough, but it has the skeleton of a typical former friend turned enemy storyline.
Probably Renji's fault.
Because there's actual heart
Can you imagine if Tōshirō did go to Christmas dinner with the Kurosakis?
Ichigo: Hey, guys. I brought a friend over for dinner.
Tōshirō: Greetings! I am Hitsugaya Tōshirō! Thank you for having me over on my birthday!
Isshin (coming from around the corner): Your birthday is the same day as Christmas? Sounds like a kouhai i used to....
*Isshin and Tōshirō sees each other's face and Isshin proceeds to jump out of Ichigo's window*
Tōshirō (chasing): CAPTAIN!??!?! YOU"RE ALIVE?!?!?!
Ichigo: WHY MY WINDOW?
I believe isshin quit soul society before hitsugaya joined
Bleach Chapter 528-530, Isshin's story to Ichigo on "How I Met Your Mother"
False. Hitsugaya was a third seat under Isshin. Rangiku was his lieutenant and after Isshin was exiled and decided to stay in the human world, Hitsugaya took over as captain. And yes, its very weird that neither hitsugaya nor rangiku ever saw any sort of resemblance between ichigo and their former captain and that its never brought up.
meanwhile, Karin: "Toshiro! Lets go out together again (to play soccer)!"
Ichigo and Isshin: "...*glare of death*..."
To be fair, 1) Ichigo only has his father's eyes but his other features are a spitting image of his mother, and 2) Ichigo, Rangiku, and Toshiro canonically don't share many if any serious scenes where his reiatsu would be worthy of being sensed enough to compared to Isshin's reiatsu. Though Jushiro does react to Ichigo's appearance when with Byakuya, to which Byakuya responses "He's not related to the one you're thinking of".
"roar, dust bunny"
Why is this so funny
RandomRaivon roar dust bunny is the funniest thing ever
this is why they didn't translate zanpakuto name in the dub
That killed me, underrated line.
Thank you Eric never knew that rolling hahah
I guess that's what a top tier shikai looks in the hands of a mediocre shinigami. No really, if Rangiku had captain level reiatsu her shikai would be more versatile than senbonzakura.
I like how Kenpachi's personality hasn't changed at all from the official anime, other than he sings now
He's like Gilgamesh in UBWA.
Merry Kenpchi everyone
I was just about to post the same thing. Damn it.
Merry Kenpachi to you, too.
May Kenpachi be with you!
May the Kenpachi be with you;
Master Reaper and also with you
yes
Shuhei: "wouldn't the worst critical thinker in the soul society, be Momo"
Toshiro: .... Thems fighting words
legit my favorite part! 😂 I love Toshiro
MikasaScarlett haha yea
It was a very good line, but I would argue that based on how PMW has abridged most of the series, they haven't really explored the relationship between Toshiro and Momo enough for us to get that line. To us, she's just that girl that was _way_ too attached to Josh Groban, then attacked Toshiro randomly and was batted out of the way, then kind of talked with him over the video screen and was still delusional over Josh Groban and Toshiro ended the call. We don't really get a sense that there's anything between them.
But I have to say, looking over all the material they had to abridge to get here, that is the only mistake they have made. They're fantastic at this.
No we saw Groban writing her a letter saying to kill Toshiiro and then kill Gin. Then Rangiku delivered the letter.
MikasaScarlett can we talk about how his sword yells DRWAGON! every time it comes out and how awesome that is 😂😂😂
Lmao same
Nanao: "Captain Ukitake, why are you here?"
Jushiro: "I practically live here in the hospital, Nanao."
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Am I the only one who literally sees him having a special room that’s basically a house within the hospital?
@@ranger3576 i mean... it’s the man himself, give him a damn mansion for a hospital room
My arrows are like my theories... 100% on point!
Me: nice theory.
You know, I really hope that Stealth Force guy managed to get Ichigo's autograph at some point.
It would be nice if he put it in his stocking
The Soi Fon burned it
Ichigo: if chad or ishida went down this path, I’d chase them to the ends of the earth....
Yamamoto (a person who had to deal with ichigo on a friendship crucade): WE KNOW ALREADY!!!
That is the most beautiful description of the soul society arc.
Crusade*
Thats called epic foreshadowing people
Aizen: Yeah same here...
I was looking to see if someone mentioned this before i decided to comment it. Hence finding this comment
Kenpachi: I just have so much paperwork.
This is just one of those hidden gems in this amazing series
being a captain is suffering
@Greatest artist who ever lived what crawled up your butt and died
@@farfromirrational948 It didnt die.
clement goh
I mean, he probably never does the paperwork normally and since no one ever fights on Christmas (til now) that’s his way of dealing with it....
Doing it all in the month of December.....
I wonder who actually does the paperwork for squad 11. Can't imagine kenpachi or yachiru doing it, probably yumichika.
It was supposed to be impossible, but you guys made Zaraki even more awesome.
It was a Christmas miracle.
LET'S MURDER CHRISTMAS!
SuperGodlike101 kenpachi is hilarious in this series
It's the way they embrace the bullshit overpoweredness of him.
One thing is the same BATTLES WITH KENPACHI THE FEAR OF KENPACHI
“How you dare kill my backup boyfriend!” Lmao😂
Rangiku: "Words fail to describe my despair."
Renji: "But that's all words do..."
I mean he's not wrong
That shit killed me 😂😂
I only noticed now but Bleach (S) Abridged does a better job at explaining character's backstory and their story than Bleach, and with character development.
lol no dude
Yes they do. Bluntkly and uinsensitively but they do.
Null-drama if they sometimes don´t explain objetive you will critize it
+M. Conceição
Answer: this isn't Society the background explanations are better
which is why this is one of the best abridged series of all time
I love that the first time Soi-Fon picks a fight with Ichigo he backs down because he legitimately has no leg to stand on, but when she tries it a second time he just loses it completely because her incompetence is literally what makes the plot work.
No, yoruichi, why did you bring soifon? She has a knife! Noooooo!
This was my favorite line in this movie.
No yoruichi... you where the hat this time
*snore* this movie needs more yoruichi
Out of all reasons to not bring soifon, a knife is actually pretty low on the list lmfao
@@glynndavies2904 wear""
"CSI NO JUTSU!!" Laughed way to hard at that.😂
Hahahaha!
My moment was very early: "Aw crap, the captain exploded!"
G33k4Lyfe
I loved when Renji was "weaker than a non-canon fireball."
Renegade Scottista lol that one hits me so hard
See if i know Jutsu.
"No yoruichi why did you invite soi fon she has a knife noooooooo"
One of the best parts of this video
"This was so easy my left eyebrow hasn't even bleed yet!"
Wow, way to get meta there
It took me a while to figure out what that meant, but I think I got it lol
He did something similar in Memories of Nobody when points out "I never know the name of who's the bad guy".
"Wait do I know you"
"No"
"Then why the mask?"
Yes. Because that part is meta. And not the multiple times that they say this whole thing is filler
@@destructiveforce3599 chill out Captain Buzzkill.
so Toshiro was literally 10 feet from meeting his old captain :D
HaloBaller9813 Probably cause he wouldve been able to draw a connection, and them finding out Isshin’s whereabouts prior to the fight with Aizen couldve jeopardized his efforts in the final battle, considering that he still hadnt fully regenerated his soul reaper abilities at these points in the series
@@JohnGlow2 The real question is why didnt rangiku recognise her previous captain when ichigo plopped him down right infront of her and aizen right before he fought aizen....?
@@memebowdashpoposhy1699 well the combination of her lover DIENG in her arms and Aizen standing just a few feet from her plus the arrival of their saviour probably caught her attention more than a single captain she served long ago
@@lookatmahsword9082 Not really that long ago for a soul reaper. Centuries pass without much care for these guys, and Isshin only vanished a few decades prior. But yeah, considering her childhood best friend/ love interest was dying, Ichigo had appeared with a sword arm, and a butterfly Aizen was ready to kill them, I think she likely wouldn't have noticed Isshin. Not when he was dead on his feet and completely drained of spirit energy.
@@lookatmahsword9082 Dying
Rukia: Why is it he can say Josh Groban's name and we all can't?
Ichigo: Aizen
Orihime: Aizen
Chad: Aizen
Uryu: Aizen
Rukia: Yes, we all can't say Josh Groban's name
"We all?"
wouldn't the worst critical thinker in soul society..be...momo?...
long pause
thems fightin' words
Oddly enough he’s not wrong.
You really like hurting your friends don’t you Toshiro?
Hisagi what the fuck!?
Not wrong nor right
Shiro, you never know. You might happen across an important father figure of your life in the Kurosaki household. Might even reveal an important plot point way earlier than intended. Might really stick it the man.
Rowknan that's 300 episodes too early
But still though with all of the shingami in the house how did noone see him at SOME point?HELL Friggin Renji even SAW him!I guess he just diddn't know who he was?
That was before his time. Also renji is an idiot and wouldn't known even if he had known
Estefan Olivares Also it’s Renji, he probably doesn’t even know how to write his name
@@nicolasvaldebenito968 Renji: Hi I'm Abarai Renji I'm (he looks 17-20 but I have no idea what his actual age is) and I never learned how to read
I just absolutely love how when Ichigo shows up at the end Byakuya says “fu*k my life” like in episode 12 (my favorite)
Yup. He just can’t get rid of Ichigo.
for real!
"Bitch, I've seen you fight. You can't murder a turkey sandwich!"
What if it was on Reuben bread?
In this case, it would make it stronger
"Is that you game Illuminati!? Try to throw me off by raining down crystal meth!?"
Bless your writers
Best line ever
Also the crystal meth trees in hueco mundo possibly developed by josh groban
@@sbydri ... is josh groban the leader of the illuminati? quite possibly.
@@murasaika2776 you mean you only just realised that? I connected the dots instantly. The one that wrapped it all up was Wall Mart
'Dudes not weak, he's just got Lancer Luck.' Man, Ichigo is right.
pencil who the fuck is lancer
Sounds like someone needs some Fate in their life . . .
Akuto Sai what the fuck is fate
Fair enough, I'm sorry if that came across as antagonistic. Anyway, I refer to the franchise started by Fate/Stay Night, originally a visual novel that was recently adapted into an excellent anime by studio ufotable. There are numerous other installments and spin-offs as well.
Akuto Sai thank I'll check out this lancer guy
Ichigo: Knock Knock
Hollow Spirit : who's there?
Ichigo: Its hollow-day spirit 😂
Best interaction ever between the two
Such a good joke
Surely the abridged version must have embellished how absolutely stupid and blood-thirsty Central 46 was when they sentenced Kusaka to death!
...Nope never mind just checked the wiki and this is almost word for word how it went down in canon.
Can't really get more senile and boomer than that, lol.
Just remember their justification for covering up the Bount's creation!
Technically the movie isn't in cannon
“Is Toshiro Jesus?”
“Yay, Captain Renji”
Renji fails to have any bad lines
(Confused) "But thats all words do"
"I'M LESS THAN A NON-CANON FIREBALL!!" 😂😂.. this guy kills me
*fires a powerful ray at a crowd of giant memos grande's*
I MISSED ALL OF THEM
It was a dark night, a cold night, a dark and cold night"
XD
@@felixmalcherek2919 "it was a dark night, a cold night and I was still renji"
“Get bent, you emotionally stunted half ninja!”
If she spends enough time with Yoruichi her emotions will grow just fine :)
The sexual tension was real
Touche
Byakuya: "Now fly you fools. Save Christmas." Hey that was pretty not emo. He's clearly trying.
Also Byakuya: "This sentimental diatribe serves only to remind me of the nuanced sadness one feels only around the holidays." Well, the keyword is "trying".
why is it it that every abridged has a hot girl but she sound like a guy
I don't remember TFS doing that
You for got vegita vs i forgot his name but they had him as a women damn what was the name
Dodoria
Atlantian12 yes that was the name thank you and happy holiday
Because it's funnier and not every abridged series has a woman voiced by a man.
Rukia: "I can't imagine how you must feel right now."
Rengiku: "Words fail to describe my despair."
Renji: (confused)"But that's all words do."
( 06:48 )
To be fair Renji is the lieutenant for Captain Byakuya...
"This is so easy My left Eye brow hasn't even bleed yet." That's a great line.
CyberSkullNova exactly
I'm lost can someone explain
@@eggsploring1407 Everytime Ichigo gets his ass clapped, his left forehead/eyebrow starts bleeding outta nowhere🤣
To be honest, I was laughing through this whole thing. A smile was never far from my face. But the best line from this goes to Rengi.
"Is Toshiro Jesus"
Good stuff.
"No"
"Just checking"
It was definitely one of the greatest things to come from Renji's mouth 😂😂😂
@@davidlinden4636 It's such an easy joke, but damn is it funny.
"Tell him....that Christmas was stolen"
Goku: looks into the distance with anger, " i feel like something is off piccolo "
Someone or something is trying to ruin Christmas again and that's got me Christmiffed...
“I am champion of Christmas”
@@kfconsoleenthusiast4992 the ultimate crossover
@@painvillegaming4119 and then we need the Yugioh abridged Tristan to come by whenever Ichigo and a women argues to just go "JUST F**K ALREADY"
@@KenpachiZaraki001 somebody need to pitch this
"Is Toshiro Jesus?" -Renji 2016.
No, that would be Juha Bach. =P
Anarchy Jesus, but still.
Well now apparently Yhwach is actually God now in the Bleachverse, don't know how that happened...
Cabolt44 A DEAD god.
First Name Last Name if he was he wouldn't be so weak
Daniel Kiran Still God nonetheless, doesn't matter that he is dead.
Is that your game illuminati?? Try to throw me off by raining down crystal meth?! lmfao
lol what next brown sugar! *no one will guess what it is*
AMERICA!!!
Because it's Christmas, time to watch a Christmas Jedi. I mean abridged movie.
Hey, you can always watch de star wars x-mas special.
XD
Since it’s Passover, time to watch A Very Kenpachi Christmas
"you will never get me if i'm on this side of the alley" God bless your soul, logan.
Yes. _That_ was my favorite!
@@IamBHM I didnt get it, can you explain
@@HEDNY1 it might be a reference, but I think it's mostly just they needed a joke for the scene since in the original it's a super tense scene with no dialogue. The wonders of Kusaka wearing a mask and Kyoraku have his back to the screen.
Why does this version make more sense and have more character development than the actual movie??
right!
You are exaggerating. Movie followed the same story beats, abrigded just had more funny dialogue.
Because. That's all you need to know.
Михаил Пашковский think the actual movie made more sense in most ways. Wasn’t the fight between Toshiro and Kusaka supposed to be a test, and he failed by attacking Toshiro? Central 46 ain’t malicious, they’re just old fashioned.
Not a single dislike on this comment
Don't mind me just stamping some gold moments:
4:40 CSI jutsu
18:20 I live at the hospital
18:44 He got Momo-ed
19:02 Lancer luck
20:59 Mimih.
24:16 Backup boyfriend
What about Captain Renji?
19:29 born this old
19:45 so much paperwork
38:57 renji vs non cannon object. AGAIN!!!!
40:17 Let’s murder christmas
"AH, FOR GOD SAKE I MISSED ALL OF THEM!"
There's one of these in every anime ever.
“Oh man, he got Momo’d..” my new favorite line!
“Dudes not weak, hes just got Lancer luck.” Also is probably the worst thing to ever say to a person. Especially if your talking Carnival Phantasm Lancer, because Damn dude gets abused. But yeah, that and getting Momo’d are the best parts of this movie
*"How dare you kill my backup boyfriend?"*
Actually no screw that the abridged series proves that Bleach is secretly a harem anime.
@Tin Watchman Yes, Rukia Indeed. IchiRuki all the way.
EDIT: I think I'm beginning to like Soi Fon more.
@@orangehat1924 The latest episode sunk that ship man -2021
I think the canon story did a fine enough job of sinking the “S.S Ichiruki”
“I’m leaving and I’m taking the crime scene with me...CSI-NO-JUTSU!” Fucking destroyed me. Amazing work as always!
Nanao: Would you like some gin to take the edge off?
*Gin appears and slices Kyoraku's robes*
Nanao: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Gin: Yeah but that's how I interpreted it
@@knightofsteel2783 "Mmm."
@@trollerpilotxiv3079 ah yes the most important part of that sentence and I forgot about it I apologize
"Is that your game Illuminati? Raining Crystal Meth down on me."
" we always end up losing our memory after these things, so i guess i'll reveal my secret power " 😂😂
It's extra secret because, as of today, the episode where we first saw him use his Bankai is blocked in the US!
Ikkaku's Bankai. Literally the worst kept secret in Soul Society.
"Roar dust bunny" 😂
We need a full version of Let's Murder Christmas!
We really do. Just make sure Logan has plenty of water though.
Favorite Lines:
4:29 Soi Fon: "Ooh I'm Ichigo; I'm outside the system. I get to spend time with Yoruichi and my bankai makes me bullshit levels of fast " 😂😂
17:57 Renji: "It was a cold night and I was still Renji" (like he's expecting it to change) 😂
19:25 Yama: "I guess 'parents' are a thing - wouldn't know: I was born this old"
21:15
Mayuri: "Gentlemen. What you're asking me to do is break into the soul society's restricted archives and break half a dozen of our ever so sacred laws just to pull out some dusty old reports"
Jushiro: "Are you saying you can't do it?"
Mayuri: "can't do it? Why Jushiro.. my buddy buddy. I merely mean to say is I didn't realize that it was a Tuesday"
29:56 Ishida: "Kurosaki, I don't know what's happening here but I wager you need to choke a bitch"
30:10 Urahara: "No Yoruichi why did you invite Soi Fon? She has a knife... noooo!!!" (I have several questions about what Urahara dreams about it)
39:00 Renji: "I'M LESS THAN A NON-CANON FIREBALL!!"
48:20 Ichigo: "The man says you can't? That man ain't my man, man!"
4:30
hahaha "I'm leaving and I'm taking the crime scene with me."
"You're what?"
CSI no jutsu
Is it just me or is Yamamoto more sensible than usual in this movie
@Tin Watchman Nah. He just isn’t having an episode right now.
When the previous Kenpachi is over your shoulder exerting murderous intent you tend to be more sensible.
It's Christmas, he's a little more lenient on the Holidays.
Cindy: "I'm Cindy"
Lu: "And I'm Lu"
Ichigo: "Who?"
I don't get this. Could someone explain it to me?
@@jacobmoriancumer7588 Dr.Suess
Hahaha
@@jacobmoriancumer7588 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Cindy Lu Who.
@@Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez Who was no more than 2
"Dude's not weak; he's just got Lancer luck."
FUCKIN' OH MAN. IT HURT.
do you want the sweater white made?
Is it made of building?
...it might be.
If they always lose their memories after these things happen, how do they remember that they lose their memories?
Pull out. You're going too deep.
WTF🤣
Gaps between dates
Well its hard to explain all the extra dead bodies
@@ProjectMouthwash I never pull out
"Ukitaka told me I don't get days off."
That definitely sounds like something old hat and clogs would say. 😂
Ukitake isn't Kisuke.
@@ProjectMouthwash Shit, I meant Urahara. That honestly doesn't really sound like something Ukitaka would say.
Kenpachi needs a album # Lets Murda Christmas
With songs titled, "COME ON EVERYONE, LET'S MURDA CHRISTMAS!" and such hits as "When the Seinen Virus comes to town"
Izuru: Just say sorry, Hisagi!
Hisagi: You really like hurting your friends, don’t you Toshiro?
Izuru: HISAGI WHAT THE FUCK?!
😂😂😂
Lol oh man we are not gonna be ready for episode Toshiro stabs Momo.
"I'm leaving and taking the crime scene with me!"
That's awesome.
just realised soi-fon used "CSI no justu" I died when I reailsed that.
Urahara. Quite possibly the most awesome character ever.
Why?
Because hat.
Always hat.
It's all the hat.
Mr. Scratch It's why Yoruichi into him.
The hat & his slippers hehe.
His hat is awesome
Lmao the lancer luck thing is so true though. Hitsugaya's pretty powerful but never beats anyone too important.
He is considered to have the most powerful Zanpakto in the Soul Society but that is when he has fully matured.
Most powerful ICE Zanpakuto. Note the qualifier: ICE. He's never been said to have to the most powerful Zanpakuto bar none. Even if he did have the most quote-end-quote powerful Zanpakuto, which he doesn't, it's hard to determine the most 'powerful,' what with the multitude of various effects Zanpakuto can have. I can think of more than a couple other Zanpakuto that can be considered more 'powerful,' and another few that can be considered to have more utility, off the top of my head.
In terms of raw destructive power Genryuusai's seems to be the strongest. In terms of ridiculous hax Shinsui's I feel wins. I also feel Shinsui's level of hax beats literally everyone.
Yamamoto's Bankai makes his flames the same temperature as the Sun's core, (15 million degrees Celsius) so he's still a contender for "Most Ridiculous Hax" Zanpaktou.
20:58 "Trust me Mayuri, there are things in my body even YOU don't wanna see." (TYBW foreshadowing) 😂😱
True😅
"how dare you kill my backup boyfriend" lol
lol That line inspired me to write our latest song "My Boyfriends"
“Feel the wrath of my THORNY BEE PUNCH!”
"Also known as a Very Kenpachi Christmas"
Oh this is gonna be FUN
Fuck yeah! Anything connected to Kenpachi is FUN!
@@bridgetkurokama880 This is proven by the fact that any song he sings instantly become mite awesome than it originally was
All I can think of whenever Toshiro goes bankai and all you hear is "DRAGON!!!" is the zanpakuto retrieval ark and how the humanoid spirit for Hyorinmaru is so calm and proper, not the kind of person you'd imagine yelling "DRAGON!!!" every time they attack.
As of now my favorite fight in all of bleach is Ichigo VS Soi-fon at 31:11.
+40:17 I have found my new favorite Christmas song
Damn right XD :3
Issei Hyoudou the harem king We need a full version soon
i want that as my alarm clock
LET'S MURDER CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS LET'S MURDER CHRISTMAS! MY FAVORITE PART OF THE ABRIDGE
carlos salazar indeed we need a full cover
Honestly Toshiro in this series is like the definition of r/I'm14andthisisdeep
31:53 yeah Orihime's got enough lesbians after her
I'm sorry I couldn't resist
Ladies can't resist the Hime.