Jurard reveals his FULL NAME and speaks RANDOM SPANISH!【Holostars EN| Jurard T Rexford】

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @PLandLord
    @PLandLord 11 месяцев назад +708

    *Light Yagami sweating profusely*

  • @kennichigatchalian6710
    @kennichigatchalian6710 11 месяцев назад +1383

    People forget he's Filipino, of course he has good pronounciation with the last names we had the same conquerors.

    • @CurryRufa
      @CurryRufa 11 месяцев назад +38

      Did Jurard really mention he's Filipino? Im new to Holostars and their English branch, and I have yet to watch their earlier streams

    • @violentflamez
      @violentflamez 11 месяцев назад +171

      ​@@CurryRufahis debut has him speaking in Tagalog & he plays in PH time currently. Octavio is Filipino too & they were trash talking each other in tagalog during a recent stream

    • @CurryRufa
      @CurryRufa 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@violentflamez ooh I see. I'm enjoying watching most, if not all of them. Thanks for the info!

    • @mango-harmony2810
      @mango-harmony2810 10 месяцев назад +14

      ⁠@@violentflamezAny idea what stream that is? I would love to listen to them bickering in tagalog 😂😂

    • @StuffSayoSays
      @StuffSayoSays 10 месяцев назад

      @@mango-harmony2810Watch the spy party collab with Octavio.

  • @Roriipupper
    @Roriipupper 11 месяцев назад +370

    It's not just random Spanish but Filipino with the combined influences of China, Malaysia, Spain and America.

    • @radioactive1014
      @radioactive1014 11 месяцев назад +100

      You just explained the entire Filipino race in one sentence lmao

    • @kazuma2814
      @kazuma2814 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ayo

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 9 месяцев назад +5

      I think they meant the later part of the video where he's legit introducing himself in Spanish

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 3 месяца назад

      Tagalog: Like 4 different languages hidden in a Jollibee costume.

    • @MidianPOfficialytch
      @MidianPOfficialytch 2 месяца назад

      Filipino the ultimate race.

  • @nyannyan443
    @nyannyan443 11 месяцев назад +228

    My humor is so fucking broken, I couldn't stop laughing as I watched Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de SilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II spam his name over and over again😭

  • @MagnusPrimeZ
    @MagnusPrimeZ 11 месяцев назад +574

    the worst part is that hispanic names CAN be that long, here is pablo piccaso´s full name:
    Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
    we dont do that anymore because they encourage people to name their kids with names that can fit in the forms

    • @nicolle2126
      @nicolle2126 11 месяцев назад +56

      Filipinos had names like that too a long long long time ago when we were still under Spanish colonial rule lmao
      We obviously stopped, but its still really common to have like 3 given names, mom's middle name, father's surname

    • @FeiFei_
      @FeiFei_ 11 месяцев назад +13

      The real question is, was there anyone with :) on their name before?

    • @MagnusPrimeZ
      @MagnusPrimeZ 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@FeiFei_ i dont think so, at the very least where i came from you can only use letters because the goverment database cant handle symbols and special characters, this situation came up when some guy tried to put "@" in his name and the court refused for that reason

    • @FeiFei_
      @FeiFei_ 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@MagnusPrimeZ i didn't expect to get serious answer but thanks, i learn something new

    • @severedproxy
      @severedproxy 10 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@MagnusPrimeZyou can use numbers though. My aunt is named D9 on her official documents because her parents were to lazy to think up a name. (She's the 9th child). Her other siblings have names depending on the weather of their birth. Dagoob, Dusty, Amihan, etc.

  • @soniczeldanerd9432
    @soniczeldanerd9432 11 месяцев назад +223

    Put the video at 2x speed, and now he's speaking Puerto Rican spanish XD

    • @Nephelis
      @Nephelis 11 месяцев назад +42

      Hispanic-Caribbean accent going crazy

    • @Jazmin-yv8cr
      @Jazmin-yv8cr 11 месяцев назад +9

      I love it

  • @GravityForces
    @GravityForces 11 месяцев назад +392

    Bruh imagine writing and shading your name Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II in exam papers. You'll need a 2nd page to jot down Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II lmfao

    • @whistlebane5280
      @whistlebane5280 11 месяцев назад +43

      Bro, Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II is an awesome name. Imagine writing Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II on every document. When you sign your name, it'd have to be as long as Jurard Tyerllias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II desilvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor Manaloto II

    • @bigjack7908
      @bigjack7908 11 месяцев назад +3

      Goddangit😂

    • @icetweiz
      @icetweiz 10 месяцев назад

      motherfucker really put in an ang probinsyano reference there

  • @Samestine101
    @Samestine101 11 месяцев назад +474

    itd be so funny if he introduces himself like that for a stream at least once (bonus points for collabs lol)

    • @janjems_1210
      @janjems_1210 10 месяцев назад +5

      Congratulations lmao

    • @IhatemyselfsmrnHaha
      @IhatemyselfsmrnHaha 10 месяцев назад +7

      He did in ollies stream lol

    • @96stormageddon94
      @96stormageddon94 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'll just call him Markiplier 2.0

    • @ashura9877
      @ashura9877 5 месяцев назад

      @@IhatemyselfsmrnHahalink for that please or source?

  • @LiberioLeonaibert
    @LiberioLeonaibert 11 месяцев назад +271

    I love how he keeps spamming his long-ass name, and the end though 😂

  • @Jazmin-yv8cr
    @Jazmin-yv8cr 11 месяцев назад +469

    I LOVE HIS SPANISH PRONUNTIATION AAAAA

    • @noriakilerolerolerokakyoin591
      @noriakilerolerolerokakyoin591 11 месяцев назад +92

      Well, quite a lot of Filipinos do have Spanish last names due to you know our history lol

    • @corycianangel6321
      @corycianangel6321 11 месяцев назад +48

      We Filipinos have history with the Spanish.

    • @Jazmin-yv8cr
      @Jazmin-yv8cr 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@corycianangel6321 omg you too, eh? I feel like home

    • @bendover9620
      @bendover9620 11 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@Jazmin-yv8crFilipinos are the Latinos of Asia. Fascinating, actually. You'll find the most Chinese looking dude in the Philippines and his name would probably be John Manuel Xiaoyi.

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Jazmin-yv8crSome still speak a version of Spanish there. Look up Chavacano.

  • @westside619
    @westside619 11 месяцев назад +148

    I like how the clipper at the end was like "Aight thats enough I got sh*t to do ROLL THE OUTRO!"

  • @FeiFei_
    @FeiFei_ 11 месяцев назад +279

    The moment i saw Zomboid on his schedule i knew i won't miss it (partially because i miss Vesper Zomboid stream), he actually surviving really well despite being so chaotic on stream.
    Can't wait to watch another adventure of Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II in the future.

  • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
    @ChloeKruegerSenpai 11 месяцев назад +57

    From Spanish above names to Filipino below names.
    Batumbakal Dalisay LMAO

  • @scarlettrxsh
    @scarlettrxsh 11 месяцев назад +76

    must be some new breed of dino to have a longass name like this

    • @AnnonymousCommentor28
      @AnnonymousCommentor28 11 месяцев назад +15

      Nah, it's actually a very old naming scheme for dino breeds.

  • @MadeUnavailable
    @MadeUnavailable 11 месяцев назад +76

    If Nene and Jurard actually collabs just their introduction alone would take an hour to do.

  • @goggles8691
    @goggles8691 11 месяцев назад +99

    Wow what a beautiful name Jurard Tyrellias Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. EsquireJunedino II de silvaAmadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del MonteFalco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II has
    Thank you Kuya Juju, very cool

  • @kerrvnee
    @kerrvnee 11 месяцев назад +79

    Jurard, a man of many names

  • @Jazzglenn
    @Jazzglenn 11 месяцев назад +33

    Outta nowhere:
    NBI: May "HIT" ka sir...

  • @0SailorRose0
    @0SailorRose0 11 месяцев назад +39

    This dude think he’s Esteban from Zack & Cody

  • @Docely
    @Docely 11 месяцев назад +37

    the cutoff at the end LMAO

  • @himasekiwari155
    @himasekiwari155 11 месяцев назад +34

    Comments: Spanish
    I think people forgetting Filipino actually uses Spanish and Local names too

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 11 месяцев назад +38

    Those names were so Iconic during high school that even I who is not into wattpad knows it lmao.
    Sa hell university ba yung iba bukod sa probinsyano HAHAHAAHA

    • @kazuma2814
      @kazuma2814 9 месяцев назад

      Pepito Manaloto

    • @kazuma2814
      @kazuma2814 9 месяцев назад

      Menudo, alam mo na yan

  • @JL_Loki
    @JL_Loki 11 месяцев назад +34

    My teacher in elementary used to say, don't make your kid's name too long or too difficult to write as it will be hard for the kid to learn when they start school.

  • @Monte_Carlo451
    @Monte_Carlo451 10 месяцев назад +16

    Me being a manaloto: "LONG LONG LOST COUSIN!!!"
    Also that batumbakal just straight up killed me

  • @nathing17
    @nathing17 11 месяцев назад +7

    6:40 amazing timing lmao

  • @lemonjennie
    @lemonjennie 7 месяцев назад +7

    It's amazing how I became a new fan of Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Montefalco Dalisay Cardio Montemayor :) Manaloto II just because I watched this exact video of him introducing his full name which is Jurard Tyrellius Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquire Junedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal Dela Cruz Del Montefalco Dalisay Cardio Montemayor :) Manaloto II

  • @96stormageddon94
    @96stormageddon94 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:09 - I was expecting him to say "MY MOM"

  • @shuurin_raichi
    @shuurin_raichi 11 месяцев назад +19

    the Batumbakal, Dalisay Cardio, Menudo and Manaloto killed me XD

  • @misak_ying8127
    @misak_ying8127 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is the first time I’ve ever seen this man and it’s hella chaotic…
    I LOVE IT 💀💀 💖

  • @colocoy09
    @colocoy09 11 месяцев назад +17

    Damn! Good job putting subs on that one!

  • @cjc8348
    @cjc8348 11 месяцев назад +22

    the zomboid stream was fun to watch it live was the best, aka 'Juned'

  • @ykcamseyer
    @ykcamseyer 4 месяца назад +2

    This is now canon. And now I will practice writing this name in calligraphy.

  • @poperraka
    @poperraka 11 месяцев назад +31

    Ohh noo... he aquired the name of a certain imortal cop..

    • @fuqnzht
      @fuqnzht 11 месяцев назад +6

      lol. i thought he already evolved into another MC xD

    • @YukiNami
      @YukiNami 11 месяцев назад +9

      He'll have infinite bullets too

    • @KyoushaPumpItUp
      @KyoushaPumpItUp 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@YukiNami Ricardo Dalisay?

  • @cheetahgabriella
    @cheetahgabriella 11 месяцев назад +48

    I got to catch live his Sims stream the next day and he just HAD to introduce himself with that long name xd
    (Also let's hope he never properly learns Spanish otherwise he'd become too powerful xd)
    (Also why does he sometimes have a tag with "NORAH" written on it? xd)

    • @unrefinedbeach
      @unrefinedbeach 11 месяцев назад +24

      The nametag is one of the perks for his paid membership (highest tier? idk). The perk is he's going to stick your name on his model for a week

    • @minnelcandelario6893
      @minnelcandelario6893 11 месяцев назад +19

      Its the perks of being the highest tier membership of jurard they are paying 600 dollars a month

  • @bikillni7072
    @bikillni7072 2 месяца назад

    whenever jurard laughs it just makes me full of joy 😌

  • @Someloser3232
    @Someloser3232 10 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine signing a birth certificate with a smiley face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @igloo_igloo
    @igloo_igloo 11 месяцев назад +19

    Thanks for the clip! That name sure is a mouthful lmao. Also, I love the perfectly cut ending when he was about to say his name again XD

  • @miksume2434
    @miksume2434 11 месяцев назад +20

    I can't with the ":)" LMAOOOOOO

  • @Bseaz
    @Bseaz 10 месяцев назад +7

    omg idk who this man is but he gives off the same vibes as one of my favorite vtuber whom i dont understand cause i dont speak japanese, in the best way possible. im gonna start watching his streams if i can XD

  • @0001-exe
    @0001-exe 10 месяцев назад +2

    i love this video sm HAHAHAHAHAHH and i thought my name was long xD also the outro!! AAAAA hakka be slayin as always

  • @Taiki_Kago_X
    @Taiki_Kago_X 11 месяцев назад +4

    Ah yes, Kuya J's full name!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kyuraga182
    @kyuraga182 9 месяцев назад +5

    Manaloto? "Jurard, my friend."

  • @magnumvanisher
    @magnumvanisher 11 месяцев назад +5

    Eru the Elf: Could this humanoid dinosaur be one of my people?

  • @theadmiral4157
    @theadmiral4157 10 месяцев назад +3

    His name alone fills up half of the lyrics in a rap song lol

  • @Maltavian
    @Maltavian 2 месяца назад

    1800's filipino names be like

  • @goleogthais
    @goleogthais 11 месяцев назад +39

    wait it cut off at the end, whats his name?

    • @jshu-_-
      @jshu-_- 11 месяцев назад +9

      it's Jurard Tyreliia Rexfordicus Jr. Sr. Esquirejunedino II de Silva Amadeus Batumbakal dela Cruz del Monte Falco Dalisay Cardio Menudo Montemayor :) Manaloto II

  • @Blitzkit
    @Blitzkit 5 месяцев назад +1

    i like he just maintained with your typical two word first name
    then a jam pack surname hispanic style
    most of the surname is filipino inspired (mostly)
    de silva = surname used in tv shows
    amadeus = mozart?
    batumbakal = aling batumbakal...
    dela cruz = pinoy surname used in tv show
    del monte = pinoy surname used in tv shows
    Falco = probably in smash bros
    Dalisay = yep the legendary cardo dalisay
    cardio = probably cardo and spelled cardio
    menudo = food
    montemayor = another pinoy surname used in tv shows
    manaloto = pepito manaloto

  • @whatn1283
    @whatn1283 11 месяцев назад +4

    XDD Putek tinalo na sa Long Name Ni Rizal

  • @KaiaFeath
    @KaiaFeath 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dalisay Cardio 😭, pure blooded Filipino indeed

  • @HazelKashii
    @HazelKashii 11 месяцев назад +1

    It just kept going I love it LMAO

  • @Olin-nz5gp
    @Olin-nz5gp 4 месяца назад

    Junior senior killed me 😭

  • @LeviAckerman-ss1gb
    @LeviAckerman-ss1gb 11 месяцев назад +3

    The cut at the end thou

  • @jshu-_-
    @jshu-_- 11 месяцев назад +3

    tskr for the crunchy BATUMBAKAL!

  • @kireikotomine1126
    @kireikotomine1126 9 месяцев назад +1

    Masaya ako para sayo at tropa mo na si yagoo hehe

  • @AahhhhPuch
    @AahhhhPuch 11 месяцев назад +2

    it turns out that there is a whole new holostars generation and I am not even aware of it.

  • @kaede_yuuki
    @kaede_yuuki 10 месяцев назад +3

    This made me remember that random Spanish language class we had in college. They even made us choose/vote for the language at first but at the end none of the top results we picked and we ended with up with Spanish because of one of the teacher (kinda) know it and my school admin are fking cheapskates

  • @BLUE_TOMBOY22
    @BLUE_TOMBOY22 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is Cannon now😂😂😂😂

  • @Rinno-sempai
    @Rinno-sempai 10 месяцев назад +8

    Dunno why this reminds me of the Orstrice Mechanique D'Analysse Cardinal meme. His voice and way he talks is so simmilar

  • @reyminie9547
    @reyminie9547 11 месяцев назад +7

    sayang no one said "Mondragon" lmaooaooa

    • @lo_op
      @lo_op 10 месяцев назад

      Lmaooo

  • @Kimaris_0
    @Kimaris_0 9 месяцев назад +1

    he really wemt jose rizal on this one

  • @kimnamu3274
    @kimnamu3274 10 месяцев назад +3

    dude legit is "what is your name?" meme😂

  • @geneseizeseize8623
    @geneseizeseize8623 10 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine jurard had a child namin them this

  • @emptyvoid5272
    @emptyvoid5272 6 месяцев назад +1

    Shortest full name in Spain

  • @adraxer1365
    @adraxer1365 10 месяцев назад +5

    He pronuncing ":)" is what brakes me.

  • @rika362
    @rika362 10 месяцев назад +3

    Dmn, if Jurard's gonna do NCAE test again, he's gonna need a whole @$$ 1 hr to write and shade his name lmao and they only give you a few minutes to do that before the test starts. I'm gonna cry 😭☠️

  • @disesan
    @disesan 10 месяцев назад

    the way it keeps getting longer LMAOOO

  • @kshainabasilio200
    @kshainabasilio200 5 месяцев назад

    god this is giving me intense ptsd in exams when rizals full name comes up especially with his parents to

  • @rydenshotgun
    @rydenshotgun 8 месяцев назад +2

    I mean to be fair.. this is practically your average filipino name here in the philippines LOL

    • @lawrencematthewsantos3029
      @lawrencematthewsantos3029 6 месяцев назад

      Well If I Become A Vtuber Even Though Im 16 Like A Teen I Won't Have An Avatar Name No No No No No No No Noooooooo I Will Just Reveal My Real Name, Real Age, Real Birthdate, Birthplace And Family Because All Vtubers Are Shy But Im Not So That Makes Me The First Vtuber To Reveal Their Real Self Not Shy But A Regular Normal Person That's It.

  • @MTRBR-mp7wj
    @MTRBR-mp7wj 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jurard Anderson

  • @Cj_U
    @Cj_U 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro has an essay for a name 😭

  • @DrawerInAction
    @DrawerInAction 11 месяцев назад +27

    average filipino name

  • @omindivinoja0789
    @omindivinoja0789 10 месяцев назад

    Now i actually remember his name. But in the wrong order

  • @Mark-dy4yb
    @Mark-dy4yb 4 месяца назад

    jurard swagapino batumbakal di maculangan dela cruz

  • @fuqnzht
    @fuqnzht 11 месяцев назад +1

    dude just got Jugemified. xD

  • @KateChanco-kd3jv
    @KateChanco-kd3jv Месяц назад

    Jurard rapping

  • @ratconnoisseur
    @ratconnoisseur 9 месяцев назад

    junard 😂

  • @hakurou8960
    @hakurou8960 11 месяцев назад

    this is hillarious

  • @UnkTesla
    @UnkTesla 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ain´t reading all that

  • @Lucius_Shiro
    @Lucius_Shiro 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yeah, Jurard was trying to say "I don't like" all the time
    Btw, I have to say: "Yo no gusto" can actually be translated, meaning "I'm not liked", but i doubt he was trying to say that

  • @Asrieloo
    @Asrieloo 10 месяцев назад

    DE SILVA? BRAZIL MENTIONED LETS GOOOO

  • @rin_yen9390
    @rin_yen9390 10 месяцев назад +2

    Jurard and modern people joking about having long names: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Jose Rizal and other people with incredibly long hispanic names in the past that actually had to say it regularly:😑😑

  • @nitsuji6705
    @nitsuji6705 11 месяцев назад +8

    If I was somehow unaware of Latin America and stuff, I’d think these are all Filipino names lmao

  • @jolinapenequito
    @jolinapenequito 10 месяцев назад

    Hahaha I like his voice English or tagalog so swabe ampupu hahah

  • @knightheartless25
    @knightheartless25 10 месяцев назад

    Reminds me of Jose Rizal's real actual full name XDDDD

  • @foodlover_6_988
    @foodlover_6_988 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dang talo pa niya si Dr. Jose Rizal 😂

  • @BenetteG
    @BenetteG 9 месяцев назад

    He need to put an h on his name so its spelled Jhurard since its common thing to put random h or other letters in given names in the philippines.

  • @timtanhueco1990
    @timtanhueco1990 9 месяцев назад

    Jurard needs to beat Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.'s name!

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 11 месяцев назад

    Lmao the esquire I know that reference

  • @starrynight7723
    @starrynight7723 10 месяцев назад

    I just sense of deja vu of another long name of vtuber if I remember....🤔

  • @kuuluna
    @kuuluna 7 месяцев назад

    Their influence really adds to the culture. Heck, the old culture is mostly vague now and convoluted. Burried from the past

  • @DubuKkura
    @DubuKkura 10 месяцев назад

    bro knows his fb rp surnames

  • @carlorielmendez6505
    @carlorielmendez6505 11 месяцев назад +4

    Batumbakal ain't even Spanish. It means lodestone in Tagalog.

  • @gianalamsyah2782
    @gianalamsyah2782 11 месяцев назад

    Still, i want call him junet

  • @chibisuke69
    @chibisuke69 11 месяцев назад

    soooo...he is Jurard Montemayor for short

  • @rpgstaple
    @rpgstaple 11 месяцев назад

    How his tongue didn't yank into a knot?😂

  • @starcloak
    @starcloak 11 месяцев назад +1

    What in the telenovela is this name? 🤣

  • @vesperaltech4874
    @vesperaltech4874 9 месяцев назад

    Jugemu jugemu but filipino

  • @wilsonlee300
    @wilsonlee300 5 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @LonelyWerewolfGirl2
    @LonelyWerewolfGirl2 10 месяцев назад

    😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @kizunarin2795
    @kizunarin2795 11 месяцев назад +2

    Wattpad ruined these. Surnames for me hahhaha