What is your best INSULT without swearing? (r/AskReddit)

What is your best insult without swearing?
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[@zayamoone]

“I don’t know, but I wish I was still there” DAMN

[@beckymunro2071]

Those hit way worse than simply "F off"

[@katqcentertainment8754]

"You’re so out of touch with social reality that I bet you put google eyes on your hand just to have someone to talk to"
"Even your hand rejects you"
"The wheels are spinning but the hamster is dead"

[@Lunaclipse_]

Here's mine
"Tens of thousands of years of evolution, and we end up with you. "

[@rynodragon2316]

I got a giggle out of this. Likely will just be said between my friends at this point.

[@Mohisastella]

These are comebacks, I think about at 3 am

[@ice_queen_up_in_here_aka_douma]

PLEASE make a list of these in the comments. i need these.

[@fabiansuckfull9446]

I bet you need to take your shoes off to count past 10

[@kaded_cat]

I now want all of these desserts

[@robertahnert403]

some where you are depriving a village

[@WookieWoman]

Of their idiot... 😂

[@oldscoolgaming6700]

I don’t have anything bad to say about you, you’re face says it all.

[@coolbeat6324]

Number 15 😐

[@user-hq2dy6hv3n]

These are pretty bad comebacks

[@eggifer3892]

You do it if you think it isn't hard