kyOresu - Pumped up Kicks (cover)

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  • @kyOresu
    @kyOresu  4 года назад +19412

    just quiet kid things

    • @Homeroosinson
      @Homeroosinson 4 года назад +214

      omg very god

    • @ferneygonzalez8699
      @ferneygonzalez8699 4 года назад +252

      Nadie:
      Absolutamente nadie:
      Niño solitario:mi momento a llegado

    • @Shay-hn7vq
      @Shay-hn7vq 4 года назад +45

      Deberias hacer un cover de ocean man uwu

    • @Honawataru
      @Honawataru 4 года назад +41

      I don't think i would do that......

    • @youngseedling5517
      @youngseedling5517 4 года назад +59

      A bullet proof vest and krav maga lessons are on my back to school list

  • @kevinDMC12
    @kevinDMC12 4 года назад +6147

    "don't come to school tomorow onii chan"

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 4 года назад +238

      n-nani?!

    • @angelwbtch3578
      @angelwbtch3578 4 года назад +36

      Aaaaa

    • @JT1698
      @JT1698 4 года назад +234

      But...But I'm home-schooled...

    • @shamiko1471
      @shamiko1471 4 года назад +75

      your cool onii chan dont come to school

    • @pathosfear6290
      @pathosfear6290 4 года назад +17

      does onii chan perhaps seem cool?

  • @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769
    @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 4 года назад +13606

    When the Japanese student returns from her trip to america

    • @bluetipsvol2973
      @bluetipsvol2973 4 года назад +116

      First

    • @humans913
      @humans913 4 года назад +244

      And they call her a pig

    • @bluetipsvol2973
      @bluetipsvol2973 4 года назад +90

      @@humans913 I find that offensive

    • @regularguy9043
      @regularguy9043 4 года назад +578

      Teacher: you learn anything in America ?
      Student: Don’t come to school tomorrow
      Teacher: what
      Student: hahaha

    • @humans913
      @humans913 4 года назад +24

      @@bluetipsvol2973 okay

  • @PhoenixValkyrie
    @PhoenixValkyrie 3 года назад +1344

    Not gonna lie, the part about the dad sounds a lot darker with a loli singing

  • @-ceeg-9042
    @-ceeg-9042 4 года назад +7268

    The opening song for "My School Shooter can't be this cute"

  • @AlejandroVillatoroAntonio
    @AlejandroVillatoroAntonio 4 года назад +1598

    *"Don't come to school tomorrow senpai"*

    • @trevorsgamingroom5284
      @trevorsgamingroom5284 4 года назад +23

      “I like you now Morku Chan,Go Home”

    • @natanielstaniek9273
      @natanielstaniek9273 4 года назад +3

      Plus 1

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 4 года назад +5

      Nice to see that she's at least sparing her Teacher... it's the other kids she wants

    • @techno9117
      @techno9117 4 года назад +2

      @@graphite7898 It could not be the teacher she's trying to save, you never know.

    • @thatoneguyproductions269ye9
      @thatoneguyproductions269ye9 4 года назад +2

      Why am I here? Why am I doing this with my life

  • @mlgredpanda7654
    @mlgredpanda7654 4 года назад +3601

    If you disrespect the quiet kids waifu you’ll lose you laifu.

    • @lolkage3136
      @lolkage3136 4 года назад +46

      Superior comment.

    • @kenji9445
      @kenji9445 4 года назад +29

      now this is a legendary quote

    • @db5094
      @db5094 4 года назад +38

      - Gandhi

    • @ostry2156
      @ostry2156 4 года назад +7

      top comment

    • @georgiethethecadet1407
      @georgiethethecadet1407 4 года назад +8

      If the quiet kid messes with my waifu they'll loose the laifu

  • @project_genshin3935
    @project_genshin3935 4 года назад +901

    The way she sings “Bullet” in her accent is so damn cute, it sounds like “buwwut”, Bruh I cant

  • @sassysauron2426
    @sassysauron2426 4 года назад +946

    "There's a cute girl in my class, but she's shooting up the school!"

    • @NoraNekos7
      @NoraNekos7 4 года назад +60

      Is this LN title?

    • @sassysauron2426
      @sassysauron2426 4 года назад +22

      @@NoraNekos7 I hope it isn't.

    • @vanatang2723
      @vanatang2723 4 года назад +33

      Sassy Sauron Don't give them ideas

    • @sassysauron2426
      @sassysauron2426 4 года назад +22

      @@vanatang2723 Depends, you mean don't give them novel ideas or don't give them actually-shoot-up-a-school ideas?

    • @niqsy6116
      @niqsy6116 4 года назад +3

      Nice idea! I hope u will check out my short comic about this!

  • @giftt213
    @giftt213 4 года назад +1930

    *When you insult the weeb kid's waifu at school and he starts crying and laughing at the same time*

    • @rikustorm13
      @rikustorm13 4 года назад +74

      So the weeb is literally Light Yagami? Lmfao

    • @conkerthesquirrel8271
      @conkerthesquirrel8271 4 года назад +37

      When your waifu hasn't been to school for a hot minute, and you hear this song.
      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @moka_dotz2857
      @moka_dotz2857 4 года назад +13

      Nic Anastasi Light Yagami laugh is hot ngl

    • @Hemiize
      @Hemiize 4 года назад +1

      Yandere

    • @nikobellic42
      @nikobellic42 4 года назад +1

      MAKE FUN OF SHANTAE YOU GET THE GRENADE (bad joke)

  • @adrianadrian6522
    @adrianadrian6522 4 года назад +1618

    They called me the *quiet* kid.
    Look who's quiet now.

    • @theslav7165
      @theslav7165 4 года назад +79

      Well you would still be theoretically the quiet kid if you used a suppressor and subsonic rounds.

    • @cane9965
      @cane9965 4 года назад +76

      @@theslav7165 But compared to dead kids, I think you'll make more noise.

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 года назад +17

      The dead is quiet, until their gas leave their body.

    • @erickbarbos4647
      @erickbarbos4647 4 года назад +7

      Yare Yare

    • @fa__jinn
      @fa__jinn 4 года назад +8

      Fbi: we got it

  • @hermes932
    @hermes932 3 года назад +494

    Sunday 3am you get a message from a unknown number:
    *"Pweasee dont come to school twomowrrow OwO"*

    • @redlock1815
      @redlock1815 3 года назад +20

      Holy shit, The Tardis has access to the internet

    • @aunimations2354
      @aunimations2354 3 года назад +24

      When you are nice to the quiet kid

    • @Sheogorat667
      @Sheogorat667 3 года назад +6

      @@redlock1815 that would be amazing. :O

    • @liminal9207
      @liminal9207 3 года назад +3

      @@aunimations2354 Didn't know the quiet kid is a furry.

    • @aunimations2354
      @aunimations2354 3 года назад +12

      @@liminal9207 well, the quiet kid at my school is actually girl and a certified loli [4,9 and every thing]
      Also she talks to her *BFF'S* in the cursed uwu language and i just happened to be one of her bff

  • @illuminatedandwise
    @illuminatedandwise 4 года назад +3547

    Otakus depressed be like.

  • @TBnJgg
    @TBnJgg 4 года назад +671

    "its not like i was telling you not to come to school tomorrow cause i like you or anything b-baka"

    • @大砲はピュ
      @大砲はピュ 4 года назад +3

      neunundsechszig

    • @delest_iris
      @delest_iris 4 года назад +12

      @Jessey Santander nani the fuk

    • @hey773
      @hey773 4 года назад +2

      Jessey Santander h-hot

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 4 года назад +2

      The ultimate yandere sign is a hesitating baka

  • @AaronAstro
    @AaronAstro 4 года назад +1292

    as someone who unironically likes this song, this is a good cover, good job

    • @HelloThere-nt1ou
      @HelloThere-nt1ou 4 года назад +24

      I like this song...
      Ironically

    • @pinaplepineapple4622
      @pinaplepineapple4622 4 года назад +8

      Hmm... interesting

    • @Twelth
      @Twelth 4 года назад +3

      After hearing it for my first time (I know it's fucking heretical) I like it.

    • @weebmaskman
      @weebmaskman 4 года назад +4

      I too like this song
      Especially when im entering a school with my Beretta

    • @BuhBungus
      @BuhBungus 4 года назад +7

      U guys are cool don’t come to school tomorrow

  • @hellofaname
    @hellofaname 4 года назад +98

    When the japanese kid brings a guitar case to school, but he's plays the violin.

    • @LetMeFLY649
      @LetMeFLY649 3 года назад +9

      when the japanese transfer student decides the american student's solution for the failing education system is the way to go

    • @ShahzebAsh
      @ShahzebAsh Год назад +2

      ​@LetMeFLY649 Well this rule should apply to education system in India as well.

  • @divinorutherforda.9968
    @divinorutherforda.9968 4 года назад +5127

    Teacher: What is your favorite animal?
    Quiet kid: Desert Eagle

    • @worthlessweeb4778
      @worthlessweeb4778 4 года назад +244

      Teacher: What's your favorite snake?
      Quiet kid: Cobra.

    • @calamitas4552
      @calamitas4552 4 года назад +35

      Tiger 1??? Or 2

    • @heshiram1188
      @heshiram1188 4 года назад +18

      Desert Eagle is 7 shooter tho :c

    • @heshiram1188
      @heshiram1188 4 года назад +6

      @@calamitas4552 How about both?? 😄

    • @newbplaygames
      @newbplaygames 4 года назад +27

      @@heshiram1188 not if you loaded 6 tho :)

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1976

    Everybody gangstar until the quiet kid tells you that they want to live a quiet life and to bite the dust.

    • @bilihsartsiwoc
      @bilihsartsiwoc 4 года назад +89

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache now I might be very wrong but those words, "live a quiet life" and "bite the dust" really reminds me of a certain hand loving, nail biting middle aged man

    • @imadurtbag
      @imadurtbag 4 года назад +47

      @@bilihsartsiwoc hmMmMmMM, *is that a Jojo reference?*

    • @gabbb
      @gabbb 4 года назад +35

      THIS IT I HAD ENOUGH,
      *KIRA QUEEN!*

    • @Sheppy_
      @Sheppy_ 4 года назад +8

      you keep using ender pearls or something because i see your comments everywhere

    • @mapleway23
      @mapleway23 4 года назад +8

      they think it's easy to escape until he touches the wall and says "THIS SCHOOL IS NOW A BOMB"

  • @mekinsano5137
    @mekinsano5137 4 года назад +3128

    Sorry i don't speak
    *Tiroteo escolar*

  • @jalenjensen2001
    @jalenjensen2001 4 года назад +451

    When Paimon has had enough of being called emergency food

    • @mitbart6479
      @mitbart6479 3 года назад +14

      Ehe de nayano

    • @cooledn7146
      @cooledn7146 3 года назад +14

      I r e q u i r e l o l i s n a c

    • @J-dogd
      @J-dogd 3 года назад +7

      Yeah it sounds like that

    • @yipsu1472
      @yipsu1472 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @fishtickler
      @fishtickler 3 года назад +2

      @@cooledn7146 always gotta keep some

  • @simpslayer7417
    @simpslayer7417 4 года назад +387

    When a quiet loli draws her MP5 instead of MP3.

    • @div1shah
      @div1shah 4 года назад +20

      And humming pumped up kicks while spraying a whole mag at the guy that dissed her husbando

    • @hamaze3340
      @hamaze3340 4 года назад +6

      *oh no*

    • @fighteraircraft4423
      @fighteraircraft4423 4 года назад +2

      *draw*

    • @juicyzeus3572
      @juicyzeus3572 4 года назад +1

      That one kid that just pulls out Scorpion

  • @gildedphoenix
    @gildedphoenix 4 года назад +2290

    Anime school Bully: breaks the quiet protagonist-chan's desk
    Quiet protagonist-chan: *pulls a G-36 from her tiny bag*

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 года назад +79

      Shit, forgot to add "Whole Japanese Government: Wait that's Iilegal"

    • @NovaHawk14
      @NovaHawk14 4 года назад +38

      Criminals don't obey gun laws?! NANI!?

    • @alfianfahmi5430
      @alfianfahmi5430 4 года назад +21

      Why not using a Gun Sutando? Hol Horse ain't exist for nothin'. It's invisible, you can draw it anytime, and it doesn't need to be reloaded. People can only see you holding a nonexistent gun.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 года назад +5

      @@alfianfahmi5430 Why would you people insert JoJo inside of every GOD-FOR-SA-KEN thing?
      What's next, Speedwagon for presidency?

    • @alfianfahmi5430
      @alfianfahmi5430 4 года назад +9

      @@gildedphoenix Nah, Funny Valentine for 2099.
      Besides, if you really want to conceal a gun, why not use a gun that only you (and a certain people) can see? And you can draw it out of nowhere.

  • @tacotakul1727
    @tacotakul1727 4 года назад +475

    The song: 🕺💃
    The Lyrics: 💀

  • @kirika119
    @kirika119 3 года назад +30

    I love how the lyrics went completely over my head the first time I heard this song because of how dope the beat was XD

  • @magicianman1345
    @magicianman1345 4 года назад +275

    When you play girls' frontline for the first time

  • @jakye
    @jakye 4 года назад +1496

    "This girl's got a quick hand"
    Me: It's free real estate

    • @zeta970
      @zeta970 4 года назад +99

      Found it in daddy’s closet with a bunch of fun things. Don’t even know what

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 года назад +62

      She's coming for you...
      Yea She's coming for you....

    • @atuaangie5160
      @atuaangie5160 4 года назад +23

      Get it?
      cause INNUENDO

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +41

      Kira: *Heavy breathing*

    • @argir5849
      @argir5849 4 года назад +3

      Good one!

  • @mizuha-chan4145
    @mizuha-chan4145 4 года назад +4250

    When the Japanese quiet kid finds out he's 1.58% American

    • @caleb_güero
      @caleb_güero 4 года назад +70

      Except that's not an ethnicity.

    • @meshtexture3490
      @meshtexture3490 4 года назад +141

      @@caleb_güero Who said anything about ethnicity?

    • @i_have_friend6639
      @i_have_friend6639 4 года назад +30

      Caleb White * softly * don’t

    • @kid_k1w162
      @kid_k1w162 4 года назад +1

      MeshTexture he literally did

    • @Lyenati
      @Lyenati 4 года назад +8

      Caleb White Ok, Mr. White.

  • @toorrruuuu
    @toorrruuuu 3 года назад +1925

    Teacher: "What is Your Favorite Animal?"
    Girls: Cats
    Boys: Lion And Tiger
    Quiet Kid: *Desert Eagle*

  • @rudolphvonstroheim4165
    @rudolphvonstroheim4165 4 года назад +1533

    "You better run, better run, faster than my bullet"
    Weebs: Now this looks like a job for me.

    • @chaircheck2424
      @chaircheck2424 4 года назад +68

      Weebs: Oh no! Physical exertion, my only weakness!

    • @chaircheck2424
      @chaircheck2424 4 года назад +41

      @Ace Official Oh shit, I forgot that Naruto Running makes you immune to bullets

    • @puffonxe
      @puffonxe 4 года назад +16

      @@chaircheck2424 nah, not immune, you'd probably still die in like 4 bullets or some shit, but you can run faster than them :)

    • @3sty216
      @3sty216 4 года назад +9

      @@puffonxe Swerving decreases hit chance

    • @puffonxe
      @puffonxe 4 года назад +3

      @@3sty216 yee, but still not immune

  • @justawildgengar
    @justawildgengar 4 года назад +6881

    I’m not gonna make a school shooter joke
    Because I’m aiming for a young audience

    • @bouncybird2331
      @bouncybird2331 4 года назад +186

      Ow

    • @yubiko7725
      @yubiko7725 4 года назад +70

      Ok

    • @farhadgaming2522
      @farhadgaming2522 4 года назад +256

      @@yubiko7725 i think that joke flew over your head

    • @yubiko7725
      @yubiko7725 4 года назад +65

      @@farhadgaming2522 I understand the joke though???

    • @farhadgaming2522
      @farhadgaming2522 4 года назад +162

      @@yubiko7725 oh well, you didn't understand my joke xD

  • @ethanwinters1469
    @ethanwinters1469 4 года назад +308

    "You better run better run outrun my bullet"
    Naruto runners: now this looks like a job for me

    • @lukasvavra2473
      @lukasvavra2473 4 года назад +1

      YOU cannot run from me my gun is faster

    • @theoacosta9456
      @theoacosta9456 4 года назад +1

      Lol coming from prince of hell elmo

    • @richardnoah2922
      @richardnoah2922 4 года назад +6

      Since the muzzle velocity of a bullet from a G36 is 3018 ft/s or about 2060 mph
      you better start learning how to run, and it has an effective range of 2600 ft so...
      You have less than a second to effectively get up to speed, therefore ya screwed.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 4 года назад

      @@richardnoah2922 Well, to be fair, you only have to move about 2 feet to dodge a bullet.
      Just, good luck doing even that fast enough for it to matter...

    • @richardnoah2922
      @richardnoah2922 4 года назад

      @@KuraIthys u right tho

  • @DulaHan-eq4ud
    @DulaHan-eq4ud 4 года назад +41

    No one:
    Teacher: What is your favourite food or some Dessert?
    Quite kid: Honey (Badger)

  • @kierankt7677
    @kierankt7677 4 года назад +228

    When you tell the Japanese exchange student her anime boyfriend Is not real

    • @reinsama5436
      @reinsama5436 4 года назад +6

      Better run better run faster than her throwing knife

  • @resterez1290
    @resterez1290 4 года назад +525

    "this girl's got a quick hand"
    Yoshikage Kira is interesed

    • @kei5985
      @kei5985 4 года назад +6

      U mean under reimi’s bed

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +6

      Be careful,that girl might say "Bite za dusto" and blows you to bits

    • @yesntnont8800
      @yesntnont8800 4 года назад +3

      I got the quickest hand in the west boi

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 4 года назад +2

      ...and a big iron on her hip

    • @IAmJustAPers0n11
      @IAmJustAPers0n11 4 года назад +1

      Dam took a second

  • @_MrMoney
    @_MrMoney 4 года назад +799

    "I like you"
    "Don't come to the kindergarden tomorrow"

  • @Nsix4
    @Nsix4 3 года назад +40

    Me: Listening to Dorime loli version
    RUclips recommendation: This
    Me: wait wait wait. Pumped kicks Anime version? why? for what reason? for what purpose?.... guess I'll give it a listen.

  • @DecasanaDC
    @DecasanaDC 4 года назад +211

    after listen this: "remember kids, loli just pat alowed"

    • @user-bq5nw6cq5d
      @user-bq5nw6cq5d 4 года назад +11

      what

    • @farhadgaming2522
      @farhadgaming2522 4 года назад +3

      Fix your English please, it's broken asf

    • @yay3101
      @yay3101 4 года назад +2

      "After listening to this remember kids, lolis are only for patting."

  • @CarmineKar98K
    @CarmineKar98K 4 года назад +112

    The room says it all....
    *Someone played the ketchup prank!*

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 4 года назад

      Hah-hah, ah, good old ketchup prank! Never gets old. Really gives me some good memories about same prank in Columbine.

  • @HarshRajAlwaysfree
    @HarshRajAlwaysfree 4 года назад +1342

    Everyone Hentai protagonist until the Loli starts singing this

  • @jesuslopez3304
    @jesuslopez3304 4 года назад +407

    Normal kid:mp3
    Rich kid:mp4
    Quiet kid:mp5 ._.
    LOLI:browning m2 ._______.

    • @recluse9978
      @recluse9978 4 года назад +4

      Nice.

    • @owoflux6025
      @owoflux6025 3 года назад +3

      @Trevor Philips oh they can't, but the quiet kid can xd they are on alligience

    • @pizzamozzerrella8567
      @pizzamozzerrella8567 3 года назад +7

      @Trevor Philips ive seen a loli fire an RPG

    • @Jaminhawk
      @Jaminhawk 3 года назад +8

      @Trevor Philips LMG? Na man. M2 Browning is a HMG.

    • @aliteralfan2292
      @aliteralfan2292 3 года назад +4

      @@Jaminhawk Hentia machine gun.

  • @blusherytm4366
    @blusherytm4366 4 года назад +3298

    When your loli isn't in the basement and the backdoor is open:

    • @firehunterz2311
      @firehunterz2311 4 года назад +206

      Goddammit dude not again

    • @patch2565
      @patch2565 4 года назад +162

      I swear i locked it

    • @ChildTV_BG
      @ChildTV_BG 4 года назад +217

      Wait can corpses interact with doors?

    • @PehruChan
      @PehruChan 4 года назад +102

      @@ChildTV_BG shi-

    • @-.-...---7
      @-.-...---7 4 года назад +53

      CHILD TV shi-

  • @thebadshave503
    @thebadshave503 4 года назад +86

    Senpai will have to notice me if he wants to dodge.

  • @AnimalTheGamer
    @AnimalTheGamer 4 года назад +677

    1:33
    "Daddy works a long day"
    Should have said
    "Nii-chan works a long day"
    Edit:
    1. oniichaniscommonlyusedinhentai
    2. why correct my grammar lol it doesn't matter
    3. Otou-san has too many syllables to be easily used in the lyrics (try saying "Nii-chan works a long day" vs "Otou-san works a long day")

    • @muttimerkel2706
      @muttimerkel2706 4 года назад +8

      doesnt she shoot him?

    • @joannamysluk8623
      @joannamysluk8623 4 года назад +2

      1. "Should _have"_ not "Should _of"._
      2. More like "Otaa-san works a long day".

    • @Toreno2k
      @Toreno2k 4 года назад +5

      @@joannamysluk8623 "Otou-san" not "Otaa-san".

    • @Dexfire20
      @Dexfire20 4 года назад

      Natto lol that was just perfect 😂

    • @lolphie8493
      @lolphie8493 4 года назад

      Then the syllables doesn't fit anymore should be "nii-chan works a long day"

  • @hollow-harpy
    @hollow-harpy 3 года назад +17

    me encanta la canción sobre los tiroteos escolares, muy estadounidense

  • @obezcan74
    @obezcan74 4 года назад +134

    Imagine getting killed at school while this playing on speakers

    • @StopTakingDamnHandles
      @StopTakingDamnHandles 4 года назад +10

      Obez Can worth it

    • @Jackcooper658
      @Jackcooper658 4 года назад +11

      Totally worth it

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 4 года назад +7

      That's the sort of swift demise that I crave. It's right up there on the list with getting squished to death by thighs. 👌

    • @npc_bendytheslayer
      @npc_bendytheslayer 4 года назад +5

      One of the ways i wanna die

    • @cheeseofglass
      @cheeseofglass 4 года назад +1

      Basically just do that to me after taking me to HuHot and that's perfect, is exactly how I wanna die

  • @professionalclown7166
    @professionalclown7166 4 года назад +292

    My friend listened to this and said yo imma do this too.
    I can't tell if he's gonna make a cover of this song
    Or bring a gun to school after quarantine ends.

    • @obiban_kebabi3365
      @obiban_kebabi3365 4 года назад +14

      Better not go to school

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 4 года назад +15

      both uwu

    • @tonalwake3860
      @tonalwake3860 4 года назад +5

      why not both?

    • @archosauropre-historico8708
      @archosauropre-historico8708 4 года назад +14

      He will make a cover while in the school with a bag suspiciously big

    • @tonalwake3860
      @tonalwake3860 4 года назад +1

      Archosauro Pré-Histórico realism in music just keeps getting more amazing, we're looking at the future, folks!

  • @GabbieTheFox
    @GabbieTheFox 4 года назад +271

    Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the anime girl's ammo pouch has a Coca-Cola label with the text replaced by the silhouette of an G-36 assault rifle on it?

    • @Lucifer-no5nd
      @Lucifer-no5nd 4 года назад +2

      Oh damn

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 4 года назад +13

      Coca-Cola Branded Grenade 😂

    • @muttimerkel2706
      @muttimerkel2706 4 года назад +10

      Coke and guns, this pouch just summarizes america

    • @frankjones43
      @frankjones43 4 года назад +3

      *mechanix gloves, drawn by someone who knows what’s up

    • @GabbieTheFox
      @GabbieTheFox Год назад

      Holy shit this comment kinda blew up.

  • @VDV_USSR
    @VDV_USSR 2 года назад +19

    Под эти каверы можно спать, спасибо тебе Кёресу

    • @_Saya
      @_Saya 2 года назад +7

      Спать под песню в которой поётся про расстрел детей 😁👍✨️

    • @_BNK3R_
      @_BNK3R_ Год назад +5

      @@_Saya а почему бы и нет?

  • @GymBossAniki
    @GymBossAniki 4 года назад +212

    Everybody is a hot shot until they get shot by a loli with a mini uzi and a duffle bag armory.

    • @bravogaming1413
      @bravogaming1413 4 года назад

      Why Did I Read This With Kyo's voice?

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 4 года назад +13

      Don’t u mean the mini uwuzi

    • @namaereri7511
      @namaereri7511 4 года назад

      And a lollipop in her mouth

    • @joshuaaustria7479
      @joshuaaustria7479 4 года назад

      Its G36

    • @GymBossAniki
      @GymBossAniki 4 года назад

      Joshua Austria I guess the joke of “mini uzi” flew over your head.

  • @gagothesour
    @gagothesour 4 года назад +114

    you know...shooting up school with this playing in the background would be different level of terrifying

    • @AnnaTheSucubuss
      @AnnaTheSucubuss 4 года назад +6

      I want so see that soo baddly

    • @alexrawson8492
      @alexrawson8492 4 года назад +17

      @@AnnaTheSucubuss "You should choose your words more wisely."

    • @kaherustrashcan6304
      @kaherustrashcan6304 4 года назад +8

      @@AnnaTheSucubuss you should indeed choose your words more wisely

    • @AnnaTheSucubuss
      @AnnaTheSucubuss 4 года назад +2

      @Jessey Santander I'm making game and i have some leftover assets soo there is a slight chance

    • @datclayme9536
      @datclayme9536 4 года назад +1

      I want to see that too

  • @Sunnyshadez2292
    @Sunnyshadez2292 4 года назад +1396

    A wise man always said
    "Mess with a quiet kid's waifu, you lose your laifu"
    -Guy in the comment section

  • @soypatoaventurero
    @soypatoaventurero 4 года назад +92

    Está chica realmente hace una experiencia inmersiva de la música. Pinche Loli eres la mejor. ❤

    • @brokensoul3713.
      @brokensoul3713. 3 года назад +3

      Jaja simp

    • @tlatoani931
      @tlatoani931 3 года назад +7

      @@brokensoul3713. wtf, dejen de llamar a todo lo que se mueve simp

    • @karol-ko3mb
      @karol-ko3mb 2 года назад

      cago todo

  • @muttimerkel2706
    @muttimerkel2706 4 года назад +242

    "found a six shooter gun"
    holds a supressed G36

    • @pvtblu1613
      @pvtblu1613 4 года назад +2

      Its her backup

    • @rw4358
      @rw4358 4 года назад +27

      "Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

    • @littletimmy4640
      @littletimmy4640 4 года назад +5

      @@rw4358 not if you have a belt fed clip

    • @CrossBorderNerds
      @CrossBorderNerds 4 года назад

      6x5 shooter.

    • @didier7054
      @didier7054 4 года назад +3

      How do you know how a supressed G36 looks? 😳

  • @Limonaya_pechen
    @Limonaya_pechen 4 года назад +179

    Как же я обожаю твой канал, ты великолепно поёшь, а ещё мне очень нравится, что здесь в коментариях собираются люди из разных стран, не понимающие друг друга, но пытающие понять и пообщаться, обсудить твои песни.

  • @Krymms
    @Krymms 4 года назад +202

    When suddenly, this echoes through school corridor.

    • @phantomblade89
      @phantomblade89 4 года назад +12

      some scumbag is getting what they deserve.

    • @omsim7086
      @omsim7086 4 года назад +9

      "You better run you better run!"

    • @purpletylenol7787
      @purpletylenol7787 4 года назад

      Dicks get up, bodies get down.

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 11 месяцев назад +6

    KyOresu:
    Does a cover of Shrek's intro
    Also KyOresu:
    Does a cover of a song about a school shooting.

  • @notanythinganymore
    @notanythinganymore 4 года назад +3593

    School shooting jokes are like the victims
    *they never get old*

    • @aerizio
      @aerizio 4 года назад +112

      This comment made me happy

    • @thejokestersquad3686
      @thejokestersquad3686 4 года назад +113

      Oh
      _oh_
      *_oh_*

    • @CallMeCatalin
      @CallMeCatalin 4 года назад +38

      You sir have crossed a line. Still smiled at the comment tho.

    • @frankjones43
      @frankjones43 4 года назад +15

      Beautiful.
      I shed a tear

    • @rarrawer
      @rarrawer 4 года назад +45

      Shots fired.

  • @ironwolf3319
    @ironwolf3319 4 года назад +857

    Nobody:
    Weebs when someone insults their waifu:

    • @cakememes4210
      @cakememes4210 4 года назад +22

      Not me, i gather my soviet ancestor's powers and summon Almighty Sword of Starvation. *And then i start swinging it like my d...*

    • @tearex_8443
      @tearex_8443 4 года назад +4

      Tbh most weebs i meet don't have the balls.

    • @neog_2978
      @neog_2978 4 года назад +6

      Welcome to gringolandia bro. Aqui el tiroteo escolar vale 80% de calificación.

    • @spicystxrrs
      @spicystxrrs 4 года назад +6

      @@cakememes4210 *the Soviet yun yun*

    • @moka_dotz2857
      @moka_dotz2857 4 года назад +4

      “I am fluent in over six million forms”

  • @juanarroyo7113
    @juanarroyo7113 4 года назад +85

    Crush: what type of music do you like?
    Me: it’s complicated

    • @JxSTICK
      @JxSTICK 4 года назад

      Lol but imagine it would be like this:
      Me: What type of music do you like?
      Crush: It's complicated...
      Would be very creepy

  • @darkai006uchiha3
    @darkai006uchiha3 4 года назад +11

    Uy quieto, no puedo dejar de escuchar este tema aún sabiendo su traducción, no se si es algo de lo que preocuparse, pero por lo demás muy buen tema :D

  • @cr4mbo
    @cr4mbo 4 года назад +1174

    Me: Watches JoJo
    RUclips: Heres a channel that sings like a loli

    • @dantesovich7220
      @dantesovich7220 4 года назад +42

      and she sings Jojo

    • @D3vilB4sket
      @D3vilB4sket 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @paragunr8385
      @paragunr8385 4 года назад +27

      You expected jojo stuff but it was me a loli singer !

    • @cobradragon-wt4tp
      @cobradragon-wt4tp 4 года назад +13

      I got here from her sono chi no sadame cover

    • @jagirinawa
      @jagirinawa 4 года назад

      @@dantesovich7220 дарова

  • @animeismyonlywaifu7370
    @animeismyonlywaifu7370 4 года назад +68

    Everybody gangsta till the loli pulls out a semi-automatic.

  • @Souverain_deLenfer
    @Souverain_deLenfer 4 года назад +479

    Me: **wears a jacket with hood in school and listening to music in my headphone**
    The music in my headphones:

  • @ohyeah9044
    @ohyeah9044 2 года назад +12

    *NOSSA, ISSO FICOU PERFEITO! SE FOSSE OS CANTORES MAIS ESSA MULHER, SERIAM INCRÍVEIS!*

  • @willy1074
    @willy1074 4 года назад +266

    When the loli that loves you see's you with another girl in the school

    • @theoacosta9456
      @theoacosta9456 4 года назад +25

      Yeah I don't understand
      Because I'm forever alone

    • @Nice7Ock
      @Nice7Ock 4 года назад +6

      @@IkarusFD _Sad_
      *Same*

    • @ellis4091
      @ellis4091 4 года назад +6

      I feel you man

    • @Nice7Ock
      @Nice7Ock 4 года назад +6

      *Titanic theme play*

    • @acadea1232
      @acadea1232 4 года назад +1

      It would be a miracle to have someone like me

  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur 4 года назад +113

    "A six shooter gun"
    *look at the picture*
    Uuuh i do not think that's a six shooter mam'.

    • @tailgunner2
      @tailgunner2 4 года назад +19

      More like six shots per second.

    • @fritzceo9194
      @fritzceo9194 4 года назад +3

      "It's technically still a six-shooter if she unloads enough"

    • @funky7127
      @funky7127 4 года назад +3

      @@tailgunner2 damn, 360 rpm thats slow af

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 4 года назад +8

      She's a smart girl, I give her that much. Tactical gloves, special ammo bags instead of backpack/dufflebag - she's not going for "hit-or-miss", she's going for "shoot-to-kill".

    • @funky7127
      @funky7127 4 года назад +3

      @@George_Bulkin lemme guess, they never miss huh?

  • @ronantonio1578
    @ronantonio1578 4 года назад +101

    When you smell Onii-chan and he has a scent from other girl

  • @ZestyMF445
    @ZestyMF445 6 месяцев назад +7

    “Senpai, don’t come to school tomorrow…”

  • @1000eau
    @1000eau 4 года назад +33

    Everybody gangsta until the quiet loli comes at school with daddy's gun

  • @GOD-rk9is
    @GOD-rk9is 4 года назад +37

    The song: 🕺
    the lyrics: ☠️

  • @Juanmanuel-xn1pd
    @Juanmanuel-xn1pd 4 года назад +188

    Ahora si mato medio colegio

  • @inkjoestar5683
    @inkjoestar5683 4 года назад +51

    I was stationed at that school when they attacked. Never on my years of service i saw lolis attacking and destroyed something. I started to fire electric shells to stop them. There was blood and bullet holes everywhere i looked at. Even on my Kevlar suit were several hits and two successfully penetrated. They were repelled but we lost 55 civilians and 2 of our men. But the good side is that we captured 4 attackers

  • @KyuKel
    @KyuKel 4 года назад +936

    Russian cover of Ra Ra Rasputin?

  • @gunslinger1824
    @gunslinger1824 4 года назад +319

    This is the most politically incorrect thing I’ve seen in months. Lovely

  • @xanderbax2301
    @xanderbax2301 4 года назад +42

    Everybody Gangsta till the loli starts shooting"

  • @FruitKocktail
    @FruitKocktail 4 года назад +42

    I’m the quiet kid and I would never think of this, a six shooter is a horrible weapon
    Edit: I FORGOT I MADE THIS DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSELY PLS I JUST HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND AM QUIET AND WOULDNT ACTUALLY HURT PEOPLE

    • @gogolemon888
      @gogolemon888 3 года назад +1

      Can confirm

    • @hammerborger8778
      @hammerborger8778 3 года назад

      you are correct

    • @samsum4525
      @samsum4525 3 года назад +1

      Confirmed by a real Quiet kid

    • @hammerborger8778
      @hammerborger8778 3 года назад +5

      likely an smg would be best for this situation, they are lightweight, have high rate of fire, and are close range, the best weapon for this situation

    • @FruitKocktail
      @FruitKocktail 3 года назад

      @@hammerborger8778 yeah

  • @enoknonalesxd6570
    @enoknonalesxd6570 4 года назад +123

    La pondré entrando de vacaciones

  • @fank1nst1ck59
    @fank1nst1ck59 4 года назад +132

    Ситуация в школе:
    -эй смотрите у меня mp3 плеер
    -а у меня mp4
    -пхах, у меня mp5
    И тут началась паника
    -----------------------
    situation at school
    -hey look I have an mp3 player
    -I have mp4
    -phah I have mp5
    and then the panic started

    • @kektus-dv5hu
      @kektus-dv5hu 4 года назад

      Россия

    • @ivan-vasilevich706
      @ivan-vasilevich706 4 года назад +7

      В похожей ситации у меня была дедова двухстволка

    • @MiguelAngel-lm3ed
      @MiguelAngel-lm3ed 4 года назад +3

      No re turbio man xd

    • @Lomaster2010
      @Lomaster2010 4 года назад

      Или так: а у меня 2 ТТ и 1 РПК

    • @lffoxy5962
      @lffoxy5962 4 года назад +4

      Где версия анекдота на испанском? Я по-русски не понимаю. Мне нужна версия en español.

  • @hola_capo8587
    @hola_capo8587 4 года назад +394

    Yanderes when onii-chan don't pay them attention be like:

  • @Hegecat
    @Hegecat Год назад +3

    Why does it sound even happier than the original? Why does it sound happy in the first place? AAAAAHHHH

  • @ANIM4Gin
    @ANIM4Gin 4 года назад +40

    Me encanta tu voz y aun más por las canciones xd

  • @modddy0025
    @modddy0025 4 года назад +156

    13 year old me when playing against bots instead of real players

  • @mugrilhos
    @mugrilhos 4 года назад +35

    first thing she said: this girl got a quick hand
    me:
    *so... I WANT IT*

    • @inf3953
      @inf3953 4 года назад +1

      I know what u mean 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryoureallyfool
    @ryoureallyfool 3 года назад +7

    я: переживаю за случай недавней перестрелки
    мои рекомендации:

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 года назад +808

    Teacher: "What is your favorite pet?"
    Girls: "Dog!"
    Boys: "Apache attack helicopter"
    *_Quiet kid: "M4A1 Assault Rifle"_*

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +41

      Teacher:"Emily, that is not a pet"
      Quiet kid:"I don't care"

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 4 года назад +42

      @@lpfan4491 Also the Quiet kid: *begins opening his "guitar" case.*

    • @tibalt966
      @tibalt966 4 года назад +10

      That’s not accurate at all, your thinking of a desert eagle

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 4 года назад +1

      @@nowanimportant8887 So Emily is a boy?

    • @nowanimportant8887
      @nowanimportant8887 4 года назад +1

      @@lpfan4491 Did not think this through

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 года назад +15

    When the quiet girl's friend is absent :

  • @KuraIthys
    @KuraIthys 4 года назад +8

    That accent... I have absolutely no idea what I'm hearing, but it's like someone mashed together Swedish, German, French and Italian accents and somehow turned that into a single thing...
    And... Now I'm thinking about gunslinger girls again...
    Though that's far too... Italian... for a song like this. XD

  • @jesicafernandez4347
    @jesicafernandez4347 4 года назад +23

    La pondré cuando haga un tiroteo escolar después de la cuarentena
    Nhaaaa se hacía el asesino jjjaj

    • @HTDOCKSVVVVV
      @HTDOCKSVVVVV 3 года назад +1

      no jodan con esas cosas, y en sima las gente dirá el otaku asesino

  • @LorandHungary
    @LorandHungary 4 года назад +68

    Gun chan is telling me that she wants to go to school.

  • @AngelosPhotography
    @AngelosPhotography 4 года назад +102

    When the depressed loli only loves you and tells you not to go to school the next day

  • @Eniteee
    @Eniteee 4 года назад +18

    When someone says Speedwagon isn't best waifu

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 4 года назад +1

      Santana: "kills" Speedwagon
      Joseph: *TOMMY GUN INTENSIFIES*

  • @asainman8012
    @asainman8012 3 года назад +9

    When you call the quiet kid while she's doing a premium gacha roll.

  • @JuanLopez-yv6ez
    @JuanLopez-yv6ez 4 года назад +22

    When you hear this play, but your homeschooled.

    • @div1shah
      @div1shah 4 года назад +2

      It must be older brother when you ate his pizza with pineapples without permission

    • @minnesotanfreedomist3147
      @minnesotanfreedomist3147 4 года назад +2

      @@div1shah well then good rideence he deserves it.

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 4 года назад +13

    I don't know what's more scary. Is it that I know where that bg image came from or the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from the shooter?

  • @nikitaff8873
    @nikitaff8873 4 года назад +9

    Когда пойду в школу, именно эту песню я буду слушать

  • @WesleyTRVOfficial
    @WesleyTRVOfficial 3 года назад +3

    How in the world is this age restricted? Damn you, RUclips.

  • @color_mood_hurma7627
    @color_mood_hurma7627 4 года назад +50

    Когда обещанные ответы на вопросы?

  • @enviousgaming3250
    @enviousgaming3250 4 года назад +5

    I knew this song had some meaning and my friends told me it was about politics and what not about the US but after seeing this cover and the lyrics I didn't realize it was about school shootings and shit
    Damn this hits my feels and Memories

  • @carolinaandrea7198
    @carolinaandrea7198 4 года назад +168

    Nadie :
    Absolutamente :
    La vista del callado del salón :
    “ PENTAKILL”

    • @Maaki707
      @Maaki707 4 года назад +8

      Mata a todo el equipo contrario y al suyo también xd

    • @masukusareta2327
      @masukusareta2327 4 года назад +2

      Los que jugamos lol y se nos da por jugar a ser jhin en el salón jajajajajaaj, sublime

    • @masukusareta2327
      @masukusareta2327 4 года назад

      @@Maaki707 digno de jinx :v

    • @Maaki707
      @Maaki707 4 года назад

      @@masukusareta2327 Mi genio florece en la masacre, como un lirio al amanecer

    • @Maaki707
      @Maaki707 4 года назад

      @@masukusareta2327 Crees que estoy loca? Deberias ver a mi hermana

  • @studggarrodriguez3315
    @studggarrodriguez3315 4 года назад +9

    Esta es mi canción favorita, escucharla en versión Loli es una pasada jaja ❤💯 me encanto, muy tierna ❤❤❤