So This is Basically Pokemon

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Shoutout to the best pokemon, Alolan Dugtrio.
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  Год назад +95

    JOIN THE PATREON TO KEEP IT COOOOOOL 😎www.patreon.com/jelloapocalypse

  • @PajamaSenpai
    @PajamaSenpai 8 лет назад +3635

    Afraid of the dark?... punch it...

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  8 лет назад +183

      That is a top tier username

    • @PajamaSenpai
      @PajamaSenpai 8 лет назад +103

      My life has lead up to this moment!

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 8 лет назад +7

      I used to punch my TV in fright whenever that show ever came on Nicklelodeon

    • @JelloApocalypse
      @JelloApocalypse  8 лет назад +20

      i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/527/170/eb6.jpg

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 8 лет назад

      JelloApocalypse
      Is that Poe or Tesla?

  • @bellalikestoanimate1300
    @bellalikestoanimate1300 4 года назад +10928

    “No you can’t skip this tutorial”
    I felt that

    • @red_the_unded7888
      @red_the_unded7888 4 года назад +94

      Well now you can!

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 4 года назад +77

      @@red_the_unded7888 Yup, no unnecessary tutorial in Sword or Shield.

    • @nathansherriff6439
      @nathansherriff6439 4 года назад +70

      AND THERES A DARK GYM

    • @wxrped5225
      @wxrped5225 4 года назад +16

      this was a video made 3 years ago and the top comment is 1 week ago beats me XD

    • @shinypikagaming
      @shinypikagaming 4 года назад +4

      AHAHAH! FOOLS!

  • @brybryb6845
    @brybryb6845 5 лет назад +6037

    Not going to lie the “if you’re afraid of the dark punch it” helps me remember that fighting beats dark

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored 5 лет назад +253

      Computer doesn't work? PUNCH IT
      Wrong ice cream flavor? PUNCH IT
      Boss won't give you a raise? PUNCH IT
      (fighting is such a weird type and this video has done wonders in helping me remember that nonsense XD)

    • @zema9401
      @zema9401 5 лет назад +169

      In Japan the Dark Type is called Evil Type.
      Fighting the Evil is good, got it?

    • @enanan4
      @enanan4 5 лет назад +26

      @@zema9401 yep makes sense

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 5 лет назад +9

      @@OnCuzImBored Dark type = mischief = character with "DEF

    • @OnCuzImBored
      @OnCuzImBored 5 лет назад +4

      @@nargarex2390 *aggravated noises* but isn't steel type the exact opposite, with def>att?

  • @seboostjuice1049
    @seboostjuice1049 4 года назад +2704

    “If you hit a bird with a brick, it’ll stop moving”
    Isn’t that the same for all types with heads?

    • @hunterngavinmom
      @hunterngavinmom 4 года назад +53

      Another win for kickmonlee

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 года назад +37

      If there is a rock in your path, absorb it like a sponge

    • @nonyabuisness3560
      @nonyabuisness3560 4 года назад +8

      if i hit you with a brick, will you stop moving? :thinking:
      (no im not serious)

    • @CoolerMike
      @CoolerMike 4 года назад +6

      If there's a bush in your way, grab a flamethrower and burn it down

    • @ryleeyong9304
      @ryleeyong9304 4 года назад +15

      Use a stone stone to evolve evee into a ghost type

  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  4 года назад +11712

    They finally made a dark type gym. I can't belief Piers single-handedly ended racism.

  • @larsssssssssssss
    @larsssssssssssss 5 лет назад +5841

    “Don’t worry you can be a breeding slave “
    I died

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 5 лет назад +57

      Well at least I'm fairly confident Diglett and its evolutions would enjoy this.

    • @logicalwren2326
      @logicalwren2326 4 года назад +31

      *Stares at shoes*
      Yes

    • @ciaranpatrick6859
      @ciaranpatrick6859 4 года назад +32

      Lara _LM now you can use nature mints to forcefully change its emotions. Yay?

    • @birdomurdo
      @birdomurdo 4 года назад +18

      Don’t forget you can forcefully evolve a Pokémon by giving it a Candy.

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 4 года назад +6

      I do that will Dittos and I kinda feel bad for it

  • @cataclyx
    @cataclyx 4 года назад +5923

    Just came back here to say that we now have a character named Mustard. First a dark type gym leader, and now a character based on condiments. Jello’s prophecies are unfolding before our very eyes.

    • @nikki-yq8lv
      @nikki-yq8lv 4 года назад +29

      Cataclyx Carlos whos the character based on a condiment?

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад +75

      @@nikki-yq8lv Mustard.

    • @Roy93253
      @Roy93253 4 года назад +18

      true dat and if he as a bro called ketchup it will be funny

    • @angelofbagels
      @angelofbagels 4 года назад +14

      Theres also a pokemon named scrafty, just sayin

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 4 года назад +74

      @@angelofbagels Scrafty was already a thing when this video was made. It's there because it's the Pokemon that wears pants.

  • @cy3504
    @cy3504 4 года назад +2340

    "Scared of the dark? Punch It!"
    *This advice was more helpul than my therapist's*

    • @walkingfortress9698
      @walkingfortress9698 3 года назад +13

      haha

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 года назад +29

      It also applies to Kingdom Hearts. Well, after you get your Key-knuckles, obviously. which still makes at least as much sense as a key that is also a sword.

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex 3 года назад +3

      Hazukichan X XD

    • @autotune1835
      @autotune1835 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bjwill9047
      @bjwill9047 2 года назад +7

      @@autotune1835 to be fair it makes sense. The first natural instinct in the dark is to try and throw fists at whatever’s there.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 7 лет назад +6686

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving"
    -JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @D3LTATRAX
      @D3LTATRAX 7 лет назад +87

      "Hooray! A dire hit! Yaaaay!"
      -Joseph Stalin, 2012

    • @curiousauthor9827
      @curiousauthor9827 7 лет назад +176

      "Afraid of the dark? Punch it!"
      ~JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic 7 лет назад +45

      "Shout out to the best Pokémon, Probopass. Keepin' it real since 1999."
      - JelloApocalypse, 2016

    • @moira5757
      @moira5757 7 лет назад +3

      TakeOverCraft Gaming Vids! That's the best part

    • @Bo1ltzic
      @Bo1ltzic 7 лет назад +1

      Shark jesus Tru dat.

  • @meowmix3053
    @meowmix3053 4 года назад +5293

    A character in Pokémon is actually named mustard now

  • @kurtmill9080
    @kurtmill9080 5 лет назад +3541

    The female grunts of Team Pants have no pockets.

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 5 лет назад +190

      I feel her pain...

    • @abowlofguacamole8558
      @abowlofguacamole8558 5 лет назад +31

      @@crystalanimates1870 buy pants with pockets: that's a hint

    • @crystalanimates1870
      @crystalanimates1870 5 лет назад +130

      *sigh* I mean that most 'girl' pants have fake pockets, so I felt her pain, I HATE having no pockets...

    • @Fehzor
      @Fehzor 5 лет назад +41

      Well they're not called team pockets. Dumbass.

    • @RickFoxChicken
      @RickFoxChicken 5 лет назад +6

      Underrated comment alert

  • @Natu-Shabby
    @Natu-Shabby Год назад +418

    I cannot take the lady with the weird boots in Scarlet/Violet seriously because every time I see her I'm just like "we are one step (no pun intended) closer to Team Pants"

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Год назад +14

      It was never a prediction. Pokémon games have been like this all along.

    • @LittleBigPlanetian
      @LittleBigPlanetian Год назад +27

      It's all fun and games until Mega Scrafty becomes a legitimate thing

    • @johnozzmond9728
      @johnozzmond9728 Год назад +7

      ​@@LittleBigPlanetian Yeah, that'll never happen. Gamefreak just woke up one morning and decided they hate Megas and will just keep remixing crap gimmick mechanics regardless of what the fanbase wants

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 Год назад +4

      I unironically love her. She joined an art club because she loved the boots her friend hand made for her, and she wants to make something cool for him in return

    • @elnkr2603
      @elnkr2603 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@johnozzmond9728maybe it will. they have to go back to megas if they want to remaster/remake X and Y eventually. not that that's gonna be good either, based on recent releases.

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 8 лет назад +2938

    I stopped playing after versions Mayonnaise and Jam. Can't beat the classics

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 8 лет назад +122

      G-Rated FACK YOU, SALT AND PEPPER WERE TGE BEST

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 8 лет назад +109

      I personally liked pokemon burger and fries

    • @axlorg89
      @axlorg89 8 лет назад +46

      *raises hand while adjusting glasses* AHEM, It's obvious that the best versions were Peanut Butter and Jelly, the grape version of course(screw the strawberry jam you strawtards), were better

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone 8 лет назад +37

      are you guys fckin mental? pokemon oregano was the shit! it had everything pokemon butter didnt have!

    • @Andrews13channel
      @Andrews13channel 8 лет назад +46

      Dannie Abdulahad Yeah, but OBVIOUSLY Pokemon Pepper had all the spice the other versions were lacking

  • @Nintendrone42
    @Nintendrone42 8 лет назад +1941

    Tough fighter? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Evil darkness? Throw pixie dust at it!
    Dragon? Throw pixie dust at it!

    • @hwanniggles187
      @hwanniggles187 8 лет назад +72

      Riley Long tinker bell? Throw a spoon at it

    • @aceelle6557
      @aceelle6557 8 лет назад +40

      Friend's Yvetal is too OP? Throw some more pixie dust at it! In fact, bring a whole invenory full of it!

    • @chavotmc
      @chavotmc 8 лет назад

      Riley Long 9imzozt8zxx2340qjZJZNZZ B.LQQ
      Y

    • @schloob
      @schloob 8 лет назад +52

      Trouble with the ground? Get it wet! It sure won't like that!

    • @sterlingmuse5808
      @sterlingmuse5808 8 лет назад +4

      You know, the Fairy type actually makes a lot of sense compared to some of the others, especially if you consider that fairies were pretty much just slightly cuter monsters... Strike that. Some of them were just ugly monsters, too.
      Makes way more sense than Flying beating Fighting or Bug

  • @bluefirelight8701
    @bluefirelight8701 4 года назад +5634

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark”
    *_Piers has entered the chat_*

    • @S1lent_Thunder
      @S1lent_Thunder 4 года назад +43

      what about pokemon brick bromze

    • @bluefirelight8701
      @bluefirelight8701 4 года назад +125

      pro gamingHQ yea Pokémon brick bronze isn’t a real Pokémon game, it’s a fanmade Pokémon game that was taken down for copyright

    • @MistaBobs
      @MistaBobs 4 года назад +91

      He's talking about brick bromze not brick bronze

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 4 года назад +14

      @@MistaBobs 🤣

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 4 года назад +13

      @@bluefirelight8701 it was a roblox game too

  • @Peanut_person88
    @Peanut_person88 3 года назад +456

    I'm not even joking when I say *"if you're scared of the dark... punch it."* Is how I remember that type matchup.

    • @descendintostanarchy
      @descendintostanarchy Год назад +11

      Same here. And with the bonus tip of "you can't be Psychic if there's a bug on your head"

    • @ShankMugen
      @ShankMugen Год назад +6

      @@descendintostanarchy Fighting Type is supposed to be the generic Martial Artist Protagonist from the 80s, and Dark Type is literally called "Evil" (Aku) in Japanese, which is how I remember it
      Psychics use and manipulate higher brain functions, Bugs don't have much of a brain, literally, you probably have more Neurons (Brain Cells) in your finger than most have bugs have in their brain

    • @griffinbaker3509
      @griffinbaker3509 Год назад +1

      @@ShankMugen the way to remember the psychic type weaknesses is "Darkness, bugs, and ghosts are all common fears. Steel has no mind so it can't be affected by psychic power"

    • @kauske
      @kauske 11 месяцев назад

      @@ShankMugen The OG reasoning for Psychic weaknesses are common fears, bugs, evil and ghosts.

    • @tlst94
      @tlst94 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ShankMugen What would've changed about the gameplays if Dark was actually darkness in Japanese? And if Light Types existed to counter them? Imagine if they pulled a Kingdom Hearts in Light VS Darkness.

  • @yaboicloroxbleach2671
    @yaboicloroxbleach2671 7 лет назад +4743

    "Afraid of the, Dark? ... Punch it!"

    • @arman1313
      @arman1313 7 лет назад +91

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach
      "You can't be a phychic in the dark!"
      "We all know that little ass fairies make big ass dragons cry!"
      "You can't hit ghosts, and ghosts can't hit you!"

    • @kylepark6730
      @kylepark6730 7 лет назад +8

      YA BOI Clorox Bleach YO DATS RIGHT!!!

    • @omotorera
      @omotorera 7 лет назад +4

      yass

    • @iwontgetinthebag2809
      @iwontgetinthebag2809 7 лет назад +34

      YOU CAN'T USE PHYSIC ABILITIES IF YOUR POSSESED

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy 7 лет назад +2

      I Won't Get In The Bag that's simple!.....punch yourself

  • @waddler2578
    @waddler2578 4 года назад +2713

    “I A M G O N N A Y O U A S K W H A T Y O U R G E N D E R I S”
    -Professer Tree [insert year here]

  • @KrashHash
    @KrashHash 8 лет назад +1062

    I want "So This Is Basically JelloApocalypse"!

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 8 лет назад +29

      That needs to be a thing next april fools

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 8 лет назад

      Jelousy

    • @ashb712
      @ashb712 8 лет назад +1

      KrashHash didnt they kinda do that already with youtube comments in a nutshell?

    • @MasonYourFace
      @MasonYourFace 8 лет назад +4

      my friend TheApoke already made that :D

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 8 лет назад

      TorpedoToons
      Link please?

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 4 года назад +628

    "Grass absorbs water" Ok
    "If you hit a bird with a brick it stops moving" What
    *"Afraid of the dark? Punch it"* Excuse me what?

    • @ooeygooeygoodra3068
      @ooeygooeygoodra3068 3 года назад +22

      Dark type in Japan is called Evil type

    • @miguellorenzomalabed3754
      @miguellorenzomalabed3754 3 года назад +21

      @@ooeygooeygoodra3068 Ah yes. All Evil quake in fear for I now know your weakness. Punches and Kicks!

    • @axaturdoor7553
      @axaturdoor7553 3 года назад +14

      I’ve always wondered why there isn’t a ‘light’ based type if dark exists. I know it makes sense in Japan that Fairy is strong against Dark/Evil but I can’t stop thinking that the opposite of dark isn’t a type itself.

    • @SobiTheRobot
      @SobiTheRobot 3 года назад +9

      Dark types are scrappy, underhanded fighters, but fighting types have actual martial arts and tend to be more heroic.

    • @Shadow-ck6ce
      @Shadow-ck6ce 2 года назад +2

      What would lights weakness be?

  • @cheems5431
    @cheems5431 5 лет назад +3971

    *"Oh No It'S A TiNy bUsH"*

  • @Shaymin00000
    @Shaymin00000 8 лет назад +3965

    Join me, and together we will make a world that's _comfy and easy to wear_

    • @NightClubSamurai
      @NightClubSamurai 8 лет назад +133

      you are the youngster from gen 1 who stood outside pewter city aren't you

    • @tacticalbondsh
      @tacticalbondsh 8 лет назад +90

      I knew that son of a bitch was up to no good

    • @brog4037
      @brog4037 8 лет назад +16

      HAND-HANDED PHILOSOPHY!

    • @wilhelm3038
      @wilhelm3038 8 лет назад +7

      +Silver The Riolu what about shorts version? shortant can be better then pantrip!

    • @WatchMeSayStuff
      @WatchMeSayStuff 8 лет назад +7

      "Ham handed" philosophy

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 7 лет назад +4987

    "Afraid of the dark?.... Punch it"
    I spat my drink out over my keyboard.

    • @JackieTheVampire
      @JackieTheVampire 7 лет назад +62

      Hamish Woodland oh no is your computer ok

    • @sinseer4997
      @sinseer4997 7 лет назад +32

      Jackie F. Quick! Call tech support!

    • @lucariomastergamer7341
      @lucariomastergamer7341 7 лет назад +34

      Hamish Woodland just punch everything except for flying types and u win the game

    • @rachel7196
      @rachel7196 7 лет назад

      Hamish Woodland Nice m8 ;)

    • @zen.3279
      @zen.3279 7 лет назад +18

      Ben Irving, don't punch ghosts or psychics either. Other than that, PUNCH EVERYTHING!

  • @Buttclinger
    @Buttclinger 4 года назад +109

    "If you hit a bird with a brick, it'll stop moving!"
    P.E.T.A. : *Hold my dying animal.*

    • @QueenSabrina335
      @QueenSabrina335 2 года назад +1

      peta is probably what made it like that in the first place

    • @marcosluismartinmorales5523
      @marcosluismartinmorales5523 Год назад

      Peta is against pokemon and the general concept of pets anyway so fuck them

  • @fakemoncreation4898
    @fakemoncreation4898 7 лет назад +841

    Just because of this I now want to punch the dark.

  • @monkeknight2845
    @monkeknight2845 5 лет назад +1373

    AND NO YOU CAN'T SKIP THIS TUTORIAL.

    • @bagelsaber
      @bagelsaber 5 лет назад +17

      Damn it!

    • @noyabuss364
      @noyabuss364 5 лет назад +1

      👨🔫

    • @chilledcactus
      @chilledcactus 5 лет назад +6

      The worst part is that in Gen 1, the tutorial was completely optional. Not any more though. Now it's always there to waste time.

    • @youcutebro3168
      @youcutebro3168 5 лет назад

      🖕

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 4 года назад

      Gen 1 being optional?
      I always remember him stopping you and making you talk to him the first time to have to sit through the catch tutorial.
      You could opt to not rewatch then fight missingo.
      Leon isnt as completely dumb as a box of rocks and you get tutorial as needed. Other tutorials you can opt out of.
      Not sure which gen FINALLY introduced that, Oak asks in one intro if youve played before if i remember right.

  • @gusrubio489
    @gusrubio489 6 лет назад +1913

    Isn't it ironic that the moon Pokemon is weak to dark and the sun Pokemon is weak to fire.

    • @TheAngriestReptileAlive
      @TheAngriestReptileAlive 6 лет назад +136

      Solgaleo weak to fire makes sense if you get alchemy and how the fable of the lion that ate the sun, but yes the irony is real.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 6 лет назад +27

      It is so VERY ironic

    • @gusrubio489
      @gusrubio489 6 лет назад +5

      Don't worry, you're not.

    • @TheMbmdcrew
      @TheMbmdcrew 5 лет назад +48

      The Dark-type doesn't actually represent darkness, it represents evil. In fact, the Dark-type is called the Evil-type in Japan. As a result, Lunala being weak to Dark is not as ironic as you might think.
      Additionally, Solgaleo and Lunala are not actually the sun and moon themselves, but rather extremely powerful aliens that Alolans have just associated with the sun and moon.

    • @untitledtuber6475
      @untitledtuber6475 5 лет назад +26

      and there is already a moon and sun pokemon solrock and lunatone

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 4 года назад +104

    *"Learn more about racism at your local library"*
    Lmfao

  • @HamLiker
    @HamLiker 4 года назад +1332

    Here are some other Professor Pointers
    -Don’t like dragons? *M A G I C*
    -You can kill bugs with basically anything.
    -Turn off the lights if you don’t want to have your mind read.
    -You can avoid being poisoned if you eat metal.

    • @archaicfalcon4898
      @archaicfalcon4898 4 года назад +118

      -Birds don’t adapt well to the cold, hence why they fly south
      -Steel melts at insanely high temperatures
      -Only ghosts can hit ghosts

    • @leafchill8821
      @leafchill8821 4 года назад +90

      Do you hate mining? Punch the rock

    • @mos_thoser1886
      @mos_thoser1886 4 года назад +49

      Well you can’t be poisoned if your dead.

    • @jcwynn4075
      @jcwynn4075 4 года назад +64

      "you can kill bugs with basically anything"
      Not with your fists though

    • @tomfu1616
      @tomfu1616 4 года назад +29

      -Only dragons can fight other salamence types

  • @luluzin5022
    @luluzin5022 6 лет назад +2214

    They should make the Professor the villain one of these days. Have him be a sociopathic bastard who manipulated you from the beginning so you would catch the Legendary Pokémon, and then he would steal it from you. You know, for the sake of a less predictable villain.

    • @macrohard_speech9275
      @macrohard_speech9275 6 лет назад +77

      Illuminati : stay right there

    • @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns
      @Hsjwnrnslalwmfns 6 лет назад +57

      Game Freak, are you there?

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi 6 лет назад +23

      wasnt the last prof a champion? makes more sense if he was a champion or leader

    • @sarrynight
      @sarrynight 6 лет назад +85

      Y e s. That would be a m a z i ng if we had a less predictable villain. Maybe the villain could be the opposite gender of which you picked? Or maybe it’s your mom lol.

    • @thetruegamer194
      @thetruegamer194 6 лет назад +9

      Blu Spikes so do what ghetsis basically did to n except with theavery instead of manipulation

  • @BlueAversion
    @BlueAversion 7 лет назад +1326

    This video was far funnier than it should have been. Lol

    • @PopFizzCJ
      @PopFizzCJ 7 лет назад +7

      BlueAversion yep

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 7 лет назад +1

      BlueAversion a TO-TODILE!

  • @aurorajof9857
    @aurorajof9857 2 года назад +24

    "The right EVs, IVs and Eevees"
    Honestly, that line always gets a giggle out of me, especially with the cute drawing of Eevee

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 6 лет назад +2249

    1:46 you forgot to point out that if you bought the mustard version he will have mustard on his pants instead
    OOoOOOOO

    • @Kasei87
      @Kasei87 6 лет назад +75

      And a red shirt.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 6 лет назад +24

      I just imagined that read in Jello’s So This Is Basically voice, and it’s hilarious.

    • @mirandatagliamonte9754
      @mirandatagliamonte9754 6 лет назад +14

      Specifically, I imagined the OOoOOOOO like the “OOOOOH the race is on!” from So This Is Basically Gravity Falls.

    • @kaytiemiller3224
      @kaytiemiller3224 5 лет назад +5

      And a yellow tie

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 5 лет назад +10

      And in the horseradish version his beard is gonna be WHITE

  • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
    @henriquecarballoaranha9100 8 лет назад +348

    Kicks a Ghost- You get hurt
    Licks a Ghost- IT'S SUPAR EFFECTIVE!!!!!

    • @aidillfitriaidil677
      @aidillfitriaidil677 7 лет назад +1

      ***** pokèmon

    • @PaladinNL5
      @PaladinNL5 7 лет назад +20

      afraid of ghost
      Punch it
      as a ghost

    • @athoth8416
      @athoth8416 7 лет назад +6

      Henrique Carballo Aranha bites
      A ghost ITS SUPAR EFECTAV

    • @Blackpinkiechan
      @Blackpinkiechan 7 лет назад +1

      Henrique Carballo Aranha your profile picture matches this comment lol

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 7 лет назад

      gircakes regular Jump Kick hurts too if you miss.

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 5 лет назад +1093

    "you have to buy it because this has ALL the Pokemon in it"
    Jello predicted #bringbackNationalDex before it even was conceived.....

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 4 года назад +34

      He referenced Version Exclusives since 3rd game of a generation has all the Pokemon, but after SwSh, it makes more sense now

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 4 года назад +9

      @@the_og_alpha (actually Pokémon Yellow has slightly fewer obtainable Pokémon than Red and Blue (but even then you can still trade them in because they're not straight-up deleted from the game))

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 4 года назад +5

      @@the_og_alpha it's kind of spooky how accurate he is about the future.

    • @Wal363
      @Wal363 4 года назад +5

      When I didnt know about it I thought, "Like they'd ever cut them all out," and now I've probably jinxed us all

    • @aeziolu3698
      @aeziolu3698 4 года назад +4

      @Bungle Booce well that comment aged poorly, hello dlc
      ...where they sell all of our favorites back to us.......
      eh idc as long as ampharos is back

  • @n0kidneys
    @n0kidneys 3 года назад +51

    It's been years and "afraid of the dark? punch it" has still been etched into my mind. Thanks, Professor Tree!

  • @aarontheatrics2261
    @aarontheatrics2261 7 лет назад +442

    1:58 Best design for mega scrafty

    • @ami2077
      @ami2077 7 лет назад +12

      Aaron G. Yay

  • @IamJerf
    @IamJerf 7 лет назад +373

    I've been thinking about this all wrong!! After many years of being afraid of the dark I now know what I must do!!
    *proceeds to punch darkness*

    • @swayambatra4990
      @swayambatra4990 7 лет назад

      Lol

    • @rillaboomaui
      @rillaboomaui 7 лет назад

      snowvilliers7 ha

    • @RekUzumaki
      @RekUzumaki 7 лет назад +4

      *Learn more about racism at your local library.*

    • @mehirsinghr
      @mehirsinghr 7 лет назад

      snowvilliers7 LOL

    • @kjgrantz
      @kjgrantz 6 лет назад

      snowvilliers7 *gives her/him a flashlight* use this

  • @fenzofrfr9746
    @fenzofrfr9746 7 лет назад +4864

    If you hit a bird with a brick... it'll stop moving.

  • @roycohen3054
    @roycohen3054 2 года назад +23

    It's been 5 years and I'm still looking forward to living in a world that is comfy and easy to wear

  • @SpongyMemeSauce
    @SpongyMemeSauce 6 лет назад +3263

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH

  • @MelodicDragon97
    @MelodicDragon97 8 лет назад +382

    The dark typing and fighting type make more sense in the Japanese games, where dark = evil. Evil is known to lose in a fight, y'know?
    But in English it just doesn't make sense, haha.

    • @williancruz9657
      @williancruz9657 8 лет назад +1

      Actually it's because black people never win ayyy lmao

    • @JuniperGreen162
      @JuniperGreen162 8 лет назад +18

      MelodicDragon97 It always made sense to me because martial artists were often depicted as being able to fight even whilst blind by relying on other senses.

    • @grinsmckenzie7122
      @grinsmckenzie7122 8 лет назад +17

      Yeah, but psychic's weakness to dark makes less sense in Japan. Most of psychic's weaknesses are common fears like bugs are ghosts since fear could conceivably mess with a psychic's concentration or some junk like that. In English that theme continues as a lot of people are afraid of the dark, whereas evil, as a more nebulous concept, is not such a common fear. So either way, type match ups as a whole don't make much sense.

    • @thirteenfury
      @thirteenfury 8 лет назад +1

      Grins Mckenzie I never understood why Water isn't resistant to Ice. Even the coldest places on the planet, the polar ice caps, have liquid water everywhere. And I always thought Bug was weak to Poison because of pesticides being a thing, but apparently Poison does neutral damage.

    • @ashrobin55
      @ashrobin55 8 лет назад

      Water IS resistant to ice.

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 5 лет назад +800

    “Afraid of the dark?!.... Punch it...”
    If only Nickelodeon had caught on back in the nineties.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 4 года назад +7

      They couldn't...
      [is "puts on sunglasses" still a meme people remember?]
      FIGURE IT OUT.

    • @ised-5239
      @ised-5239 4 года назад +2

      that’swhat_gsaid i

  • @birbimemesyt7071
    @birbimemesyt7071 4 года назад +164

    “Don’t worry.”
    “You can be my *bReEdInG* *sLaVe* .”
    Hah, relatable...

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 3 года назад +6

      I don't recommend this, people don't like it when you ask them to be slaves

    • @Sncyuki
      @Sncyuki 3 года назад +4

      @@softtoast5854 chill its really just a joke

    • @softtoast5854
      @softtoast5854 3 года назад +3

      @@Sncyukithat was joking tho •_•

    • @RiahGreen
      @RiahGreen 3 года назад +4

      Relatable..... uhh... you doing ok? need the fbi?

    • @jvmeel7454
      @jvmeel7454 3 года назад +2

      Blink twice to show that you're ok

  • @Jomander
    @Jomander 8 лет назад +951

    This is stupid. Pokemon didn't come out in 1963. It obviously came out in 1964 because it was on the Nintendo 64. Duh. Everybody knows that one.

    • @jagossone
      @jagossone 8 лет назад +70

      have you ever heard of mario 63? its obvious that pokemon started with it. so 1963 is correct. know your facts dumbass.

    • @BeanutPutter01
      @BeanutPutter01 8 лет назад +46

      Jomander Dude. It came out in 1912. Pokémon was titanic when it first came out.

    • @andrewkful
      @andrewkful 8 лет назад +7

      It's a joke.

    • @WilliamBrayton
      @WilliamBrayton 8 лет назад +1

      No shit.

    • @PandFPinky
      @PandFPinky 8 лет назад

      Of course

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 лет назад +2528

    Team pants did nothing wrong
    No really
    They didn't really do any thing.

    • @redpikmin5222
      @redpikmin5222 6 лет назад +121

      Ya they did, they wore pants. It's comfy and easy to wear.

    • @awesomeness1122
      @awesomeness1122 6 лет назад +41

      Listen there is a guy taking a nap in front of the entrance to the next town and he won't wake up until you kill team pants so really you don't have a choice unless your willing to give up your dream of finishing a Pokemon game.

    • @myersproductionsstudios4749
      @myersproductionsstudios4749 6 лет назад +9

      no, they did. they made the world to comfey and easy to wear... (get it)

    • @takkomonster126
      @takkomonster126 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah they did they pinched me

    • @Loaf_Ov_Bread
      @Loaf_Ov_Bread 6 лет назад +16

      It SEAMS like they didn't. I'll see my way out.

  • @SuperSilver7591
    @SuperSilver7591 7 лет назад +387

    " Yo shout out to the best Pokemon, Alolomololamo..." lol

    • @zoecasas8219
      @zoecasas8219 7 лет назад +4

      SuperSilver759 That just freaking killed me XDD I loved it

    • @JustABroom
      @JustABroom 7 лет назад

      Alolomollolalola

    • @superchicvulpix1515
      @superchicvulpix1515 7 лет назад

      ill fix it! it has no fucking evolution

    • @kekleon881
      @kekleon881 7 лет назад

      Keepin' it real... 1963..

    • @waltersanders9455
      @waltersanders9455 6 лет назад +1

      Shout out to the best pokemon cricketune keeping it real since 1912

  • @coopperfect3749
    @coopperfect3749 4 года назад +98

    Since he made “So This is Basically Pokemon” i think that he should do “So This is Basically Every episode of Pokemon”

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic 5 лет назад +1436

    Shout out to the best Pokémon
    *Alolan Dugtrio*
    Keepin’ it real since
    *1895*

    • @crabulonbestgirl9130
      @crabulonbestgirl9130 5 лет назад +59

      Shout out to best pokemon, dunsparce. Keepin' it real since 3000 BC

    • @ashleyalexander-dash8774
      @ashleyalexander-dash8774 5 лет назад +28

      shout out to the best Pokemon, Luvdisc. keepin' it real since 1,000,000 BC

    • @TinaKidd
      @TinaKidd 5 лет назад +12

      Nintendo was making cards then.

    • @ivanthegreat2.070
      @ivanthegreat2.070 5 лет назад +29

      Shout out to the best Pokemon, arceus keeping it real since 13,800,000,000 B.C.

    • @michaelkowal3230
      @michaelkowal3230 5 лет назад +19

      shout out to the best pokemon
      *volbeat*
      keepin' it real since 1842

  • @mlgcolin5710
    @mlgcolin5710 7 лет назад +392

    If you got the wrong flavor of ice-cream, punch it!
    -Jello Apocalypse 2016

  • @thehoosher9322
    @thehoosher9322 5 лет назад +482

    Me: Sees a tiny bush and walks around it
    The game: Wait thats illegal

    • @mayva6842
      @mayva6842 4 года назад +5

      The hoosher Pokémon: wait that’s illegal

  • @alishac5540
    @alishac5540 4 года назад +458

    "I'm gonna teach you how to catch Pokémon! No you can't skip this tutorial"
    "There's a gym for every type EXCEPT DARK"
    "Oh nooooo it's a tiny buuuuush! Better go back into town and change a party member!"
    The developers of Sword and Shield clearly watched this video.
    EDIT: Okay, so now that Crown Tundra is out, something else I've noticed is that the Regi line used to be completely weak to Fighting type moves. (In the words of the Professor, if it's a Regi, punch it.) But now that Regieleki and Regidrago exist, you can no longer just punch the Regis and win. This video is freaking prophetic.

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +12

      @Jack Dillon26 a soul for a soul

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 3 года назад +3

      @Jack Dillon26 true. Map complex tho.

  • @indiannoobs1322
    @indiannoobs1322 7 лет назад +265

    "If u r afraid of the dark...punch it"
    -JellyApocallapse 2017

    • @blue_moon9312
      @blue_moon9312 7 лет назад +2

      Indian Noobs
      2016

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 года назад

      can't get your computer to work? punch it!

    • @userwithoutausername2021
      @userwithoutausername2021 4 года назад +1

      @@TheNightSpy no throw it into the dirt

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 4 года назад

      @@userwithoutausername2021 got the wrong flavor of ice cream? punch it!

    • @arturoayala1004
      @arturoayala1004 4 года назад

      Dead guys can’t be punched, sadly.

  • @xJuanRicoSuavex
    @xJuanRicoSuavex 5 лет назад +224

    Pokemon Ketchup and Pokemon Mustard followed then by Pokemon Mayonnaise. After a couple of years they'll be remade into Pokemon Spicy Ketchup, Pokemon Honey Mustard, and Pokemon Chipotle Mayo

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад +7

      "Pokemon Mayonnaise" He literally displays Pokemon Horseradish at 2:54, so not sure why you're making the same joke, but inferior, down here...

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 4 года назад +2

      And don't forget Pokemon Mayochup!

    • @spaghetticoconut658
      @spaghetticoconut658 4 года назад +3

      *sad Pokémon barbecue noises*

    • @Hamble_Gambles
      @Hamble_Gambles 4 года назад +1

      game freak has never released a remake of an enhanced version of pokemon

    • @Bubbabyte99
      @Bubbabyte99 4 года назад +1

      @@Hamble_Gambles Pokémon Let's Go: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @blakemchaffie9077
    @blakemchaffie9077 7 лет назад +134

    *professor pointers*
    Grass absorbs water
    If you throw a brick at a bird it will stop moving
    Afraid of the dark
    *punch it*

    • @manvmachable
      @manvmachable 7 лет назад

      Bminecraft878playz
      There's some more at the end

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 лет назад

      Minecraft in the name.. roblox picture... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

    • @EvieeLove
      @EvieeLove 7 лет назад +1

      Seems legit

    • @danieltilson4053
      @danieltilson4053 7 лет назад +1

      It's really hard to punch a bird.
      You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you.
      Ice gets in cracks and does that thing where it breaks the ground, but not rocks, which are strong against ice, despite coming out of the ground...
      Can't get your computer to work? Punch it!
      Got the wrong flavor of Icecream? Punch it!
      Can't get your boss to give you that raise? Punch it!
      And if you're fighting a Shadow Pokemon.... You should turn the game off, and go play a better one.

    • @jacktangent
      @jacktangent 6 лет назад +1

      Is there's a ghost, who are you gonna call? Another ghost.
      Big scary dragon? Freeze it.
      Big scary dragon? Just sprinkle glitter on it and it'll disappear.
      Fairies everywhere? Just slip a drug in their drink.
      Fairies are still everywhere? Throw a computer at it.
      Phone lines are down? They probably got caught in an earthquake.
      If you punch a snake, you'll get poisoned.
      If you punch Missingno, play a Pokémon game that isn't broken to hell and backm

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 4 года назад +73

    *"Every once in a while pokémon takes a break from brutal dog fights to remind you that it's all about friendship"* Damn you didn't have to say that.

  • @sunshiis
    @sunshiis 7 лет назад +3261

    I want a world that is comfy and easy to wear

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 лет назад +12

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon sames

    • @someperson5265
      @someperson5265 7 лет назад +51

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon+ THEY MAD FUN OF MY SHORTS, BUT WHOSE LAUGHING NOW?! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! JOIN ME, AND TOGETHER WE SHALL CREATE A WORLD THAT IS COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR, AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    • @Dylan-zy5fk
      @Dylan-zy5fk 7 лет назад

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon haha

    • @yeetmcgeet9787
      @yeetmcgeet9787 7 лет назад +13

      Team Pants vs. Team Shorts

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 7 лет назад

      Sunshine The Shiny Leafeon yay

  • @icebringer2276
    @icebringer2276 4 года назад +5

    The Glitzville music in the background made it so much better

  • @itzt0a5t95
    @itzt0a5t95 7 лет назад +888

    *oh no it's a tiny bush*

    • @lunartic6307
      @lunartic6307 7 лет назад +14

      Bendy the way that they did it reminded me of that funny history video

    • @katelynchesney8091
      @katelynchesney8091 7 лет назад +14

      OH NO IT'S A KNEE HIGH LEDGE D:

    • @somenamethatincludesanemob8933
      @somenamethatincludesanemob8933 7 лет назад +2

      OH NO IT'S A SMALL ROCK

    • @undeadbandit7306
      @undeadbandit7306 7 лет назад +1

      CANT GET PAST THAT even its 1/6 ur size and cant hurt u in any way WELL JUST FLY TO TOWN AND NO, U CANT FLY BACK

    • @mau_victorino
      @mau_victorino 7 лет назад +4

      Coco I HAD TO STOP THE VIDEO TO LAUGH, LOOK FOR THIS COMMENT, AND LAUGH SOME MORE lol 😂

  • @360noscopekid8
    @360noscopekid8 7 лет назад +353

    No You Can't Skip This Tutorial.

    • @DaveyTheDuckGaming
      @DaveyTheDuckGaming 6 лет назад +6

      So relatable

    • @bruh1800
      @bruh1800 6 лет назад +3

      This tutorial is miiiiinnnneee

    • @dbooth3975
      @dbooth3975 5 лет назад +1

      Gamefreak:you can't skip the tutorial, you need to learn how to catch pokemon
      People who played a pokemon game before(meaning 99℅ of people who play the game): are we a joke to you?
      Cmon gamefreak at least make it so after going through the tutorial once you can skip it on that cartridge(think that's the correct term????) from then on

  • @mander4531
    @mander4531 5 лет назад +411

    0:51 That's how mafia works.

    • @Kaiivisar
      @Kaiivisar 5 лет назад +6

      I knew if I looked long enough j would see this shit. Bravo.

    • @capitanjoe6543
      @capitanjoe6543 5 лет назад +3

      Imma make you pump like that

  • @nuggetisanalias3604
    @nuggetisanalias3604 4 года назад +15

    1:08 I can't believe this man single handedly ended Nyctophobia.

  • @corinaradu386
    @corinaradu386 7 лет назад +338

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH...........

  • @AftMouse
    @AftMouse 7 лет назад +144

    Oh this one doesn't have the nature I was looking for, don't worry, YOU CAN BE A BREEDING SLAVE! 1:33

  • @QuarthDoesThings
    @QuarthDoesThings 7 лет назад +545

    -NoYouCantSkipThisTutorial-

    • @angusdr7925
      @angusdr7925 7 лет назад

      Gobullsredbull Gaming I

    • @natemiinaj
      @natemiinaj 7 лет назад +3

      Gobullsredbull Gaminġ ₡ạ₦ ł $ƙłp ŧҥạŧ ŧụŧøʀłạł!

    • @QuarthDoesThings
      @QuarthDoesThings 7 лет назад

      *****​ _ye_

  • @cbastpiannalitnab1380
    @cbastpiannalitnab1380 4 года назад +21

    the way you said
    “Except dark”
    hit me harder than a bullet

  • @jamesbertlitz953
    @jamesbertlitz953 4 года назад +574

    Racism: You can’t defeat me
    Martin Luther King Jr.: I know, but he can
    Pokémon Sword and Shield: (adds Dark-type gym leader)

    • @lanielazer5449
      @lanielazer5449 4 года назад +7

      Racism: UNHOLY SCREECHING

    • @NerdySetsokam
      @NerdySetsokam 4 года назад +8

      GO PIERS!!!

    • @preposteroussongs5572
      @preposteroussongs5572 3 года назад

      Technically Nanu used Dark-types in Sun and Moon. I know he's not technically a gym leader, but I feel like it's worth saying.

  • @daritos6552
    @daritos6552 8 лет назад +368

    Jello Can you make A "Welcome to" Series Again?

    • @SalsaSeth
      @SalsaSeth 8 лет назад +19

      He's working on Welcome to Webcomics. And then..... the series is over.

    • @itshiptofuckbees6693
      @itshiptofuckbees6693 8 лет назад +1

      sombreromoustache It is? did he state that?

    • @daritos6552
      @daritos6552 8 лет назад +6

      sombreromoustache wow just wow, He didnt make the Welcome to Reddit and
      seen

    • @SalsaSeth
      @SalsaSeth 8 лет назад +2

      It's Hip To Fuck Bees I follow him on tumblr and twitter. He's made statements about this.

    • @itshiptofuckbees6693
      @itshiptofuckbees6693 8 лет назад +9

      oh, thats disappointing. i used to follow him but eh. not anymore (still subscribed though, i enjoy his Welcome To series and I'm gonna miss it).

  • @cuppyarchive2444
    @cuppyarchive2444 7 лет назад +159

    "Don't worry. *YOU CAN BECOME A BREEDING SLAVE*."

    • @xion6236
      @xion6236 7 лет назад +7

      Ditto: hel....p........meee........

    • @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594
      @acrybabyfellowisinmytphat5594 7 лет назад +7

      Target c: Save Dittos from sexual harassment by donating. *After gets goal of money* OH YUS *buys pizzas*

  • @emmetjames2482
    @emmetjames2482 Год назад +2

    Umbreon: "Terrorism Gym!"
    Espeon: "NO!"

  • @IcelandKenshi
    @IcelandKenshi 5 лет назад +150

    "this version has all the pokemon in it."
    ohh, oh no

  • @lilsquidd2645
    @lilsquidd2645 7 лет назад +860

    It really started getting boring after pokemon normal lightbulb and Pokemon broken lightbulb...

  • @ohades2132
    @ohades2132 7 лет назад +1411

    Pokemon is about friendship
    oh this one doesnt have the nature i was looking for
    dont worry
    you can be a breeding slave
    XDDDDD

    • @KingkyLeor
      @KingkyLeor 7 лет назад +16

      me in a nutshell XD (exept if i root for this mon... don't worry larvitar, i'll let anyone destroy your vag)

    • @avilovewell7091
      @avilovewell7091 7 лет назад +9

      Lol it's very accurate

    • @pryor9224
      @pryor9224 7 лет назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 4 года назад +31

    0:26 - Thank god for Sword/Shield, where you *can* skip it. FINALLY! Only took them, like, 20+ years to figure out how to do that.
    By the way, where's the part about the game being about your road to being the Champion-Oops, wait, no, we gotta stop your journey to go talk and fight these villains that are pretty much pointless, so, yay, more time-wasting.

  • @legalkarma
    @legalkarma 5 лет назад +906

    Me: *is afraid of the dark*
    Professor: afraid of the dark?.....PUNCH IT
    Me: *goes into scary room and starts punching everything* THAT PIECE OF SH-

    • @sunburst2740
      @sunburst2740 5 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @merphoo
      @merphoo 5 лет назад +2

      Dang it I can't like because I don't want to ruin the 555 likes TvT

    • @Janes_Jam
      @Janes_Jam 4 года назад

      Don’t worry it is already ruinned

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze8948 4 года назад +165

    "OH NO IT'S A TINY BUSH!"
    Such a funny line, even the German dub included it.

    • @DENE2012
      @DENE2012 2 года назад +9

      I LIVE for that line. I watch this video over and over again periodically just so I can hear that sung.

  • @andyclancy2953
    @andyclancy2953 7 лет назад +331

    OH NO ITS A TINY BUSH!

  • @lovaniagengar7941
    @lovaniagengar7941 4 года назад +60

    "No you cannot skip this tutorial"
    Well that didn't age well.

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 4 года назад +2

      Pokemon crystal.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 года назад

      Leon might not know up from down, but he knows when you have more than one Pokemon!

  • @BigJunnySoprano69
    @BigJunnySoprano69 7 лет назад +1125

    My favorite Pokemon game is Pokemon Coke and Pepsi.And the enhanced version;Pokemon Mountain Dew

    • @saskuethedemon98
      @saskuethedemon98 7 лет назад +44

      I loved those games Team Soda was such a compelling and well written villain team filled with clever dialog and great philosophies.

    • @drowned309
      @drowned309 7 лет назад +16

      I only played Pokemon Shasta

    • @BlakeAtStake
      @BlakeAtStake 7 лет назад +17

      I liked Pokemon Pee and Poop and Diarrhea. TEAM TOILET FOR THE WIN!

    • @_pnika
      @_pnika 7 лет назад +15

      TheMemeMan Mine is Pokémon Salt and Sugar.

    • @Terumimi
      @Terumimi 7 лет назад +23

      TheMemeMan
      I liked Pokemon Escalator, Elevator, and the enhanced version, Stairs.

  • @Kittenfox_55
    @Kittenfox_55 8 лет назад +190

    Shoutout to the best Pokémon Castform keeping it real since 2017!

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 8 лет назад +3

      shoutout to the best pokemon Voltorb keeping it real since 21 AD

    • @screaminginagony3601
      @screaminginagony3601 8 лет назад

      +You'reThatMantis shout out to balls

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 8 лет назад +1

      Shoutout to Tyrantum Keeping it real 68-66 Million years ago

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 8 лет назад +2

      Hs Entertainment
      that's not a pokemon. also shout out to the best pokemon Aloan Dugtrio keeping it real since 1970

    • @Pokezilla101
      @Pokezilla101 8 лет назад +15

      Shout out to Agumon, keepin' it real in Yu-Gi-Oh since 6969

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 лет назад +240

    0:32
    Good job *Dennis* .
    " *HAHA THAT'S ME* "

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 5 лет назад +10

      Naming the main character in a video game after yourself

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 5 лет назад +2

      @@sarosp9330 Apparently I've been watching too many _Pitch Meetings_ because I can't stop myself from finishing that line with 'is TIGHT.'

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 лет назад

      @@boobah5643 Wow wow wow

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 года назад +3

      Samuel Spears prozd is a gift to this earth.

  • @pixelraza21
    @pixelraza21 4 года назад +38

    “There’s a gym for every type except dark!”
    Me: *thinks about Pokémon brick bronze which had a dark type Pokémon gym*
    Me:*cries*

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 4 года назад +8

      I miss that game for real

    • @Hmmm777
      @Hmmm777 4 года назад +8

      I love how there is a comment talking about PBB lol

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 3 года назад

      Erm... Did insurgance have a dark gym? I mean, in a fan game with mega Eevee and MissingNo., why not?

  • @stephenbrown4698
    @stephenbrown4698 8 лет назад +149

    Afraid of the dark?...Throw a bug at it...

    • @plate441
      @plate441 8 лет назад +27

      But then you can't punch it. Bugs are hard to punch, you know?

    • @PikaOMiau
      @PikaOMiau 8 лет назад +31

      But you can throw a brick at it and then punch the brick.

    • @kungbjorn6536
      @kungbjorn6536 8 лет назад +10

      In battle against a powerful draconic creature? Don't worry. This little pink ball that sings can make that dragon into your bitch.

    • @jamdeluxe7456
      @jamdeluxe7456 8 лет назад

      Stephen Brown but don't use physic powers on it

    • @MrMatheuslego
      @MrMatheuslego 8 лет назад +14

      +Mr. J fighting against a dragon ? Throw an ice cream in it !

  • @astrohardammo5192
    @astrohardammo5192 7 лет назад +140

    "You can't be psychic if there's a bug on you!" bet giygas wished he knew that.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 6 лет назад +2

      Well... Psychic is like mind powers right?, and you can't think straight if ur scared right? Bugs, ghost and dark are psychics weaknesses, and bugs, ghosts and the dark are like the most common fears.

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 6 лет назад +1

      It's a joke.

    • @Countdownsmiles
      @Countdownsmiles 6 лет назад

      I apologize, I commented that before watching the full video so I didn't realize at the time that you were just quoting the vid. My bad. No Beef. Papa Bless

    • @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883
      @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 6 лет назад +1

      Tinkerbell now can kill Blue-Eyes White Dragon! Logic!

    • @diogamest3545
      @diogamest3545 6 лет назад

      But what about Cyber Dragon? Steel AND Dragon!

  • @swiyyahflowers6792
    @swiyyahflowers6792 7 лет назад +46

    Shoutout to the best Pokemon... ALOLALALOLAMO

    • @unknownspark9522
      @unknownspark9522 6 лет назад

      Swiyyah Flowers a lot more ms than that

    • @sophiamalcolm2119
      @sophiamalcolm2119 6 лет назад +1

      It's really not hard to pronounce, I don't see why people find it so hard.

  • @mayenx2
    @mayenx2 3 года назад +2

    "Afraid of the dark?...
    ...punch it"

  • @budgiegryphon
    @budgiegryphon 4 года назад +434

    “If you’re fighting a Shadow Pokemon, turn the game off and play a better one.”
    I’m sorry are you insulting COLOSSEUM

    • @markvo250
      @markvo250 4 года назад +30

      Finally, someone else who acknowledges its existence

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +14

      @max payne Eh, Gale of Darkness is basically a more polished Colosseum. I don't see much of a reason to play it when Gale exists. They had some great soundtracks that are criminally underrated too: ruclips.net/video/04SDmDS97Ps/видео.html

    • @thedarkmaster13
      @thedarkmaster13 4 года назад +15

      Making the whole game double battles does a lot to make the combat more interesting. Still not as good as a proper party RPG, but a huge step up over single action 1v1 which has basically no interesting tactics to it.

    • @1umbreon4life
      @1umbreon4life 3 года назад +8

      I still love those games. I wish Nintendo would revisit Orre

    • @CappyKitten
      @CappyKitten 2 года назад

      The Orre games have a soft spot in my heart since Gale of Darkness was my first Pokémon game EVER.

  • @Kostas1601
    @Kostas1601 7 лет назад +228

    I died at "Professor Pointers"

  • @991yugioh
    @991yugioh 8 лет назад +113

    My engine in my Steel type car isn't working should I punch it?

    • @InuMiroLover
      @InuMiroLover 8 лет назад +11

      FUCK YEAH YOU PUNCH IT

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 8 лет назад +5

      Apply percussive maintenance to the machines until they do as instructed.

    • @BmanTheChamp
      @BmanTheChamp 8 лет назад +23

      Or burn it with your lighter.

    • @Dxpress_
      @Dxpress_ 8 лет назад +56

      Yes, but punch it gently.
      The Engine is easily startled and may defend itself with its signature attack known as "Giving you a broken hand from punching steel."

    • @kanalithviper4744
      @kanalithviper4744 8 лет назад

      Yes!

  • @Poicyss
    @Poicyss 7 лет назад +277

    Team Flare: Destroy the world and kill off Pokemon
    Team Skull: Steal a bus stop

    • @cedgalvi
      @cedgalvi 7 лет назад +2

      true

    • @5651511
      @5651511 7 лет назад +7

      +Kitty the Corgi team pants: MEGA SCRAFTY CLEAN MY PANTS

    • @XIII_Vanitas
      @XIII_Vanitas 7 лет назад +3

      *Kill off POKE'MON and most of humanity FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

    • @Edujs23
      @Edujs23 7 лет назад +2

      "the world is too ugly now, the humanity ruined the earth, kill everything, and reset the world"

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 7 лет назад +5

      Every other team: Oh no....these dicks again 😐😐😐
      Team Skull: lmao it's team skull again! 😂😂😂

  • @darkblueknightgirl
    @darkblueknightgirl 6 лет назад +259

    can we pretend that the evil boss was that kid on route 3 who first said that "shorts are comfy and easy to wear" line? because i kinda want to :)

    • @unknownderg105
      @unknownderg105 6 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @NinjaPieceLOL
      @NinjaPieceLOL 6 лет назад +36

      That kid likes shorts, not pants. They are completely different! Obviously the pants guy is his father. The kid is obsessed with shorts because he rejects everything that his evil father stands for. You learn about this in an event in the remakes, Pokemon Tomato Ketchup and Pokemon Honey Mustard!

    • @coolchococassandra1641
      @coolchococassandra1641 5 лет назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @winston7397
      @winston7397 5 лет назад

      lmaooo yess

    • @Disapointed_Luigi
      @Disapointed_Luigi 5 лет назад

      @@NinjaPieceLOL i would play that, sounds like any pkm game

  • @marksymonds1162
    @marksymonds1162 8 лет назад +122

    One thing I never got in these games is how fighting is strong against steel type. If I punch a steel bar will it break? No. I know something else that will break though. My god damn hand.

    • @FHakaalmostperfect
      @FHakaalmostperfect 8 лет назад +20

      That's is why strong people can bend steel pans.

    • @bigdaddywoowoo7680
      @bigdaddywoowoo7680 8 лет назад +19

      martial artist's can break steal, so that's why it's effective.

    • @i.want.a.very.long.name.bu8382
      @i.want.a.very.long.name.bu8382 8 лет назад +11

      Can you then explain why a bird can kill that person?

    • @ceelok4425
      @ceelok4425 8 лет назад

      cause a fighter cant fly and a flyin type can attck with its beaks, claws, wings, or be special and use the wind.

    • @MrTiggityTotz23
      @MrTiggityTotz23 8 лет назад +31

      because birds are assholes, and fighters have sensitive emotions

  • @thestarsystem8144
    @thestarsystem8144 2 года назад +4

    “Afraid of the dark? Punch it” has helped me so many times when I’m fighting, thanks

  • @iloveprowrestling
    @iloveprowrestling 5 лет назад +381

    Pokemon
    *Ketchup* and *Mustard*
    *Greatest Creation ever.*

    • @ralsei601
      @ralsei601 5 лет назад +2

      I want PokeMon
      Dead Boi edition

    • @angelamahnken2116
      @angelamahnken2116 5 лет назад +3

      Don't buy Pokémon mayonnaise... (it only has the worst Pokémon)

    • @derpymagno6903
      @derpymagno6903 5 лет назад +2

      Pokemon *Ketchup: Lite* and *Mustard: Extra Yellow*
      Plus with all new Pokemon *Horse Radish*

    • @dovahkiin0357
      @dovahkiin0357 5 лет назад +4

      I relish these comments

    • @somebean914
      @somebean914 5 лет назад +3

      What about.... Dead and Alive?

  • @Porygonal64
    @Porygonal64 8 лет назад +252

    why isnt fighting super effective against bug
    like I'm pretty sure if I punched a caterpillar it would fucking die

    • @caswellweird
      @caswellweird 8 лет назад +28

      The 64th Shadow can't be a martial artist if there's a bug on you.

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 8 лет назад +56

      Have you ever tried to punch a fly? That is why Bugs are resistant to Fighters.

    • @Porygonal64
      @Porygonal64 8 лет назад +21

      Clockwork Kirlia actually I have, it's pretty effective rather than swatting it, as you move less air with a fist than an open palm; Not to mention, a fly is flying and thus a flying type, and fighting is not very effective against flying.

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 8 лет назад

      why, because not enough pokemon are weak to fighting as is?

    • @clockworkkirlia7475
      @clockworkkirlia7475 8 лет назад +4

      The 64th Shadow That's a good point. Maybe all martial artists are just massive wimps about bugs?

  • @ItsGemystic
    @ItsGemystic 6 лет назад +1359

    *thinks back to Lysander from Pokémon X Y and Z* shit he’s right.

    • @emeraldarwyn5367
      @emeraldarwyn5367 6 лет назад +34

      CosmicGem Games z never happened tho

    • @bathoryaria4127
      @bathoryaria4127 6 лет назад +1

      EmeraldArwyn That's what I was thinking.

    • @Nachtelfin0des0Todes
      @Nachtelfin0des0Todes 6 лет назад +14

      Well the anime got a Z season

    • @ItsGemystic
      @ItsGemystic 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah, there was an XYZ anime. It was a continuation of XY. He was in that

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 6 лет назад +10

      (Remembers Ghetsis) Nah, sometimes they're JUST A *PIECE OF **_SHIT!_*

  • @maxalmonte14
    @maxalmonte14 Год назад +4

    This was made 6 years ago and feels so real even today...

  • @TheAndrewj96
    @TheAndrewj96 8 лет назад +1365

    You need to do one of _Rick and Morty_.
    Seriously. I need that in my life.

    • @Camdavideogameaddict
      @Camdavideogameaddict 8 лет назад +27

      I agree strongly

    • @moseszero3281
      @moseszero3281 8 лет назад +9

      If i had the money I would pay him to do that one.

    • @Tom-vx7qh
      @Tom-vx7qh 8 лет назад +3

      TheAndrewj96 but it don't over yet

    • @TheAndrewj96
      @TheAndrewj96 8 лет назад +2

      Mullet Eagle 11 Well, neither is _Adventure Time_, but he made one of that.

    • @Tom-vx7qh
      @Tom-vx7qh 8 лет назад +3

      TheAndrewj96 true but adventure time is the same shit over and over again

  • @tombaker3731
    @tombaker3731 8 лет назад +139

    SHOUT OUTS TO THE BEST KAIJU,
    SOLOMON
    KEEPING IT REAL SINCE 1973