Lol Ikr he doesn't care about the money he just likes putting up some good content for us folks whereas some dumbasses like mr boss ftw extend every goddamn video to 10 mins
Lazarbeam is so committed to making funny comedy for us and not all about money that he cusses witch lowers his money and he doesn’t extend his outro to 10:00 for more money thank you lazarbeam keep up the good work
@@tylermrosek Yes we are. 😂 But then again, I saw this when it first came out and I didn't have a RUclips account/channel back then. So when I recently revisited this, I decided to just start speaking.
The worst part of being immortal is to be sucked by a black hole. Imagine those level of pain... Atoms want to shatter your body but your body immortal...
No youl stay together for this many years 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......it will go on forever
Ye and u can’t get hurt in a haunted house since it is all electronics, it is not real. But in the woods there can be animals that can bite and kill u.
“Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?” Me: Yes I don’t have depression but I do have mild anxiety
LazarBeam if you were real you would have a check by your name and you have said the real LazarBeam stole videos from you yet you only have 2 videos and he has 766 videos so what happened to your 764 other videos so now i'll just sit back and wait for your reason for what happened to all your videos.
lazar: "You can all die"
Also lazar: gives the audience an existential crisis about immortality
I was at that part when I read this😂
Behold the power of an Aussie bloke
@deankapery1717 who me
2:46
@@IAMGODZALOTL69fr
Lazarbeam: These memes are 6 years old
Me: Heros never die
wait a sec , when you would be drifted off into space ,eventually the big bang will happen again and our universe will be reborn
Speedgamer Plaz corna
Cornavirus
@@gerardoherrera4297 lol i like corn a virus too
Mercy
Litterally the only youtuber who would make a 9.5 min long vid
Lol Ikr he doesn't care about the money he just likes putting up some good content for us folks whereas some dumbasses like mr boss ftw extend every goddamn video to 10 mins
your right xD like WHAT xD
He was being chased by the cops.....
R
Michael Wojcicki this was in 2017 not 1012
I remember seeing the immortal question in short clips, its hilarious finally seeing it in the original
Same that’s how I got here lol
Exacly
8:36
Lazarbeam: I have one million subs!
Me: What year is it???
Inr LOL
Lmao
The good old days.
@TBNRlucifer He did not say that his content was better bro chiiiillllllll XD
I love how he used the flex 1 mil
LAZAR BEAM for president “of U.S.A”
lol lazer lazer
Prez later would be a bad idea
First of all he Aussie like me so it would be prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺
Hell yes!
He is just playing fortnite under his desk
7:48 pause it
Lol
DatranBoy In Games hehehe
Subbed
Lol haha
Lmao
3:05 finally someone who understands that being immortal is depressing
How did this already get 3 likes
I literary commented this 3 hours ago
Did you also come here from the shorts😅
FR DUDE@@Goneiru2
@@Goneiru2who didn't
nigga really copied from a yt short 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know if he knows that the future could be 1sec later
Edit: wow the amount of emails I have received from yt from this
fair
True
True
asshole
@@acreeperanimation6643 what do you mean
“Kim Jong Un is gonna bomb us all”
That joke did not age well for April 2020
yes i was going to comment that XD
K
bro he gone
Kim*
LeFatso557 he is going to nuke us
Lannan: “ITS 2017!”
Me watching this in 2022 :)
Same here
Lol
Sameeeee
Same
Smame
2:45 is "Would you rather be immortal or die rn"
Ty
7:36 thanks for letting me enjoy my delicious Bekfast twice
EXACTLY, I saw that, like wtf
My breakfast escaped me..... =3
Bruh ur BeKfAsT is On ur FaCe
Be immortal
A billion years later....
Queen Elizabeth: ay m8
HAHHAHA
They could finally be together
Uhh
More like 3 years
I now wish i could just jump into ditch and die.
s p a c e
3:18 lannan don’t forget this....
You get to watch the streamer btws die! Don’t you want that?
Yes
Fortnite wasn't a thing when this video was made
FAST JACK well no shit!
Keep the likes at 69
FAST JACK oh yeah but what about cod
Lazerbeam:
I’m a certified diver
Also lazerbeam: not knowing what a free asset is
If only lannan could predict the future cause he has way more than 1 million
Factssssss
At least im not the one with 12 subs
No but ur the one wit one sub
Yup
Only if he new about corona
i started to have a mental breakdown at 2:55
I don't have feelings.
Hi big chundus
Same
Your profile is a dead meme
Ethan Collins sure I'll give you that one but at least I don't have a fucking roblox character as my profile picture
he's more like a certified comedian rather than a certified diver. and i love it
Fax
Laserbeam: “I love penguins…there my favourite animal,”
You have earned a subscriber.
This is 4 years old you got 3 likes lol
@@Mini_edits_lol Facts bro
@@cekeceke6798 ya
Play cards against humanity with ur friends
What Friends?
Scott Mattson you mad man
Scott Mattson lol what friends
Scott Mattson with family instead
Scott Mattson what friends??
7:37 i was eating..... you killed my appetite forever😢
OHBMA GOD
Do this 7:37 7:37 7:37
HEYITSIRFAN yyayayayya f
LOL
“I have a million subs” well that aged a lot
Exactly what I was gonna comment
Nice 1 mill subs
15 million subs later
I don’t get the question but he almost has 17 mil now
@@ridgeplayz8906 15 mil?
Ayo, 6 years anniversary of the motivational immortality speech
If he chose clothes from the future he would have a plague doctor outfit
Fax Kibbles so true
Yup cant argue with that
Yep hehehheehehehe
I love plague doctor outfits on any occasion
lol
so true ngl
Lazerbeam: the future might not even exist
2020: how did he know!
Lazarbeam not lazerbeam
True do
Hahahahahahaha jokes about 2020 are sooo funny
One question was tell ten orphans Christmas is canceled. If only they new
@@skinnykinney4324 just stop it with the dumb 2020 jokes
LazarBeam: would you rather be lazarbeam or the sexiest man on earth
Me: one isnt demonitised
Hard Bass Life lazerbeam
but the vid had an ad
I already am the second option LOL
Smilymoney why you need my last name not anymore
Hahahaha what's the difference? 😂
You need to do this again, I come back every now and then to watch this video and other would you rather videos from you, make more!!
When he said “Christmas Is cancelled” today is Christmas for me
6 days after
Why are u watching RUclips on xmas
This is america
Oh
Any One Here Watching In 2020?
his take of immortality-
yo i think we read the same books 😂
hannuh zzz dude yeah, I thought the same thing.
Hi pls reply
One name meliodas
Honestly tho
dhenandyrh4 I no spot on right
Lazarbeam: "You can set your wifes tree arms on fire when your in the woods"
Everyone: "How about the trees in the woods..."
What
@Devilish Pengu BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bruhh 😂 underrated comment
Forest fires could happen, you could better control the tree arms
@@codyjimenez1565 butt it's still fire in the woods how do you control it ?
We have a new legend
Lannan: I have 1 million
Me: correction, 11 million
Hey 👄💋🥰😍😘❤️ wanna get ins
Jeff King what ....
I got great pussy 🤫🤭😉😉😉❤️😍😘🥰💋
Bella W that comment had me dead 😂
It’s cuz back then he had 1 million :/
Whos funnier lazarbeam or james charles
Like lazarbeam
Comment james charles
*Only comment is a death threat*
@@mariorvv9205 haha i laugh at james charles
Jk.
@@mariorvv9205 ...are you sure you're ok?
Why is this a questions
NiaNia lazerbeam
No one:
Literally no one:
Lazarbeam:SCrEw StArViNg CHilDReN!!!
Oof
Dead meme
LMAO
I honestly would say that to
Penis or vagina
lazar beam swims once: "Im a certified diver, like ive been down there."
U would have got lots of money if u stopped swearing but ur STILL A BLOODY LEGEND
#1 RUclipsR
He still rich asf
Bloody legend
Lazarbeam 2017: “I have a million subscribers”
Me 2019: “aww, this was so long ago, must’ve been in the year 1738”
What year is this?!?
thats mean cuz if it was 1738 and its 2019 it took him about 200 300 years for 10 mill subs
MoreRyanx r/wooosh
Btw I only said 1738 cause it’s in a song 😂
Oh no it takes lazarbeam a long time to get subs I didn't even know he existed until around 4 weeks ago
not funny
any one notice how lazer beam is probaly the funniest youtuber alive
The fact that I just realised I’ve been watching lazarbeam for more than 7 years is crazy
The tree arm thing is real and is freaky...
Really freaky
When you were diving, you were...
DOWN
UNDER 💯!!!
He was down under down under
I come from the land down under do do dododo
Lazarbeam is so committed to making funny comedy for us and not all about money that he cusses witch lowers his money and he doesn’t extend his outro to 10:00 for more money thank you lazarbeam keep up the good work
Boy how this aged
What
Fr
fr
@@bioplayz9014
dude really called it "cussing" like its def not cursing
i miss the old lazarbeam, the old youtube where you could think and do what you want
This is the type of game and video I would watch
2020 reacting to a later beam vid back then “what is this slither.io”
Later beam?
Ah yes, my favorite yot uber, later beam.
Who the hell is "later beam"
Lazar beam sry
@@kkbatista8602 It's fine
Lazar: Wanna know a joke 🤓
Lazar’s dad: Nah
Lazar’s dad: I see one
*Dam it feels good to be a gangster*
wanna hear a joke
pussy
@@bombtastic2952 wanna hear a joke
my life
Lazars dad Mum: I made 2
I mean that she made his dad and his dad made him so technically she made two
Ah, the good ol days
"I was going through some old Lazarbeam videos.." me looking at how long ago this was posted
2019 anyone
No just me okay, I’ll go home😔🥺
Edit:Thnks for the likes
EliteGamer_16 nah i love rewatching his vids💀
@@elliesony3167 same
Ellie Sony same
Delete your channel
2018
Laser you should do a blog where you survive in the wilderness for 2 days
Plz like so laser will see
George Edgell Vlogs okay
George Edgell Vlogs where r ur daily vlogs
he would die
George Edgell Vlogs you mean vlogs
I think Lazarbeam would be a good president, when someone walks in he goes “Gooday Gooday you bloody bastards”
If he could make any rage face...
Think of the thumbnails!
Golden Assotiation
0:30
Lazar: It's 2017
Me in 2019: AND LOOK HOW RUclips WAS MEAN TO YA
QueenOf Donuts 2020: *RUclips is completely doomed*
its 2020
2020*
Me in 2020
2020 btw
That penguin looks like he has been pooped on more than that one time.
The be immortal one hits different😭
"im not qualified to be a senator"
he was born in australia...
YardenPersonZ 😑
@YardenPersonZ no
Yo
@YardenPersonZ ha no nerd
Read my name byw
Real Title: LazarBeam becomes a philosopher
real quick I am watching this 2019 and at the start I think 100% of us would be lazarbeam
just saying
There’s no difference tho
Also watching in 2019 and the penguin is the best animal.
2:44 famous part
Him: I’m a certified diver
Him 5 seconds later: I’ll be eaten by whales.
Certified diver doesn't particularly mean a smart and learned diver.
@@proudamerican183 we are so late on watching this video lol
@@tylermrosek Yes we are. 😂 But then again, I saw this when it first came out and I didn't have a RUclips account/channel back then. So when I recently revisited this, I decided to just start speaking.
@@proudamerican183 oh lol nice
Lol
Lazarbeam: *talking about being immortal*
Me: so your saying I don’t want to be Deadpool?
We have the same pfp lol
It’s a bad one
Dead pool can die
Like you kids shouldn't be even be watching this like
Deadpool regenerates so as long as he has one organ and one limb he will regenerate almost instantly
5:36
Lazarbeam: Plus you can light them on fire if ur cold in the WOODS (I’m sure there’s no trees around in the woods) lol
Logan Ringle exactly what idiot ever heard of *trees* in the woods! It’s just balderdash!
._. Are you fucking dumb...?
Dianne Harville r/woosh
Dianne Harville r/whoosh
What does woods mean then
7:48 “who gives a shut about camels”😂😂
Lazarbeam: It's 2017 bro, you can't be mean anymore
Covid-19 in 2020: "Well I can be mean in 2020"
i was thinking tat to
SpaceGremlin88 what kind of tattoo?
2019, lazerbeam is still a bloody ledgend
Is this popping up on everyone’s recommended 3 years later? Or just me
me too.
i miss this leazarbeam i dont like streamer btw lazarbeam
Yea
There was 7 years vid for recamedind
It is 0.0
The worst part of being immortal is to be sucked by a black hole. Imagine those level of pain... Atoms want to shatter your body but your body immortal...
Me:i want to see black hole
Creepy guy:come in my van and be immortal!
Noob Player capital I you stupid idiot
Being immortal... you would be pulled into the black hole and be stuck there forever never to escape... have fun
And then there’s me: lazarbeam told me immortality sucks
Creep:I SAW THAT VIDEO
U wanna know why i love lazarbeam its because i love his content and he dont use ads!
Ah yes, that’s the reason😂
He does use ads but he’s demonetized all the time lol
Lannan: I have a million subs
Me: How old is this?
Ikr
Ikr right right now he has 10 million
@@gachagamer6481 lol mate ur right
ITS SO TRUE!!!!!
@@totally_tory2666 lol
It’s nice to watch old Lazarbeam videos since he barely uploads
2:30 a broken peace of rubber brought me into this world so a broken peace of rubber will take me out
UniCheeseCake lmaoooo
U stole this
UniCheeseCake yo that’s great😂
UniCheeseCake *piece
Oof
Me Wanting to play is the WNBA
Lazarbeam: It sucks
Me: Crying by eyes out.
Low key tho crying.
Love you Lannon.
His name is spelled Lannan, not Lannon
Next time try turning off auto correct
Chill,
The WNBA goes hard
Lando Dlamini yeah no
LAZARBEAM FOR PRESIDENT
This is when lazerbeam became a legend
Never died he says
2020: RIP lazarbeam very sad
Lol
Oh no lazarbeam died not click bait omg
No one:
Litterally no one:
Lazarbeam:I DoNt CaRe AbOuT sIbLiNgS
If everyone picks immortal they would become best friends and stay together for 10000000000000000 of years.
No youl stay together for this many years
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......it will go on forever
Genius Mine im sorry but the world is going to explode
MORE!
Eternal torture.... No thanks.
Coming back to my childhood feels nice
Haunted house, if anything jumped out and scared me I would just freak out and slap it
Lol
Same
Ye and u can’t get hurt in a haunted house since it is all electronics, it is not real. But in the woods there can be animals that can bite and kill u.
Same although I'd probably say pause go get the fire hydrant and bonk him on the head
I don' t believe in ghosts, except for one ghost. The holy ghost
“Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?”
Me: Yes
I don’t have depression but I do have mild anxiety
@@stbmnrl546 I dont think anyone with depression would openly say that on the internet.
...it’s kind of.. a.. *joke*
Also yes
i have mildly both ^^
@@TPN_2006 understand if we say we have it on the internet we probably want to say it irl but cant or don't feel safe with it
2:45 Who else regrets picking immortality and now there's 2020
Me
LAZER BEAM is my entertainment for three hours a day
PewDiePie : 0 deaths
LazarBeam : 1 death
*deaths
Lazer beam you rule
LazarBeam FU
LazarBeam if you were real you would have a check by your name and you have said the real LazarBeam stole videos from you yet you only have 2 videos and he has 766 videos so what happened to your 764 other videos so now i'll just sit back and wait for your reason for what happened to all your videos.
Harper Thomson hey man I subbed can you sub back?
YTP GOD ill sub u if u sub me
cat kid ok
3:49 imagine if he actually died when he clicked it.
Bruh
2:24 I got a ad about banana flavoured items at McDonald’s right after he said banana
Lazarbeam: where's the stab myself option.
Me: u said you'd die right now instead of being imortal.
1 second ago me: I feel like everyone hates me “crying”
First second of the video: lazarbeam makes me laugh All I need is him
haha im ur first like and first comment!!
Haha I’m your second like and second comment
Haha I’m your third like and third comment
Haha im your fourth like and fourth comment
Haha I’m your sixth comment and like
He made the video under ten minutes that way there is no adds
What a bloody legend!!
lazarbeam giving a whole inspiring/sad talk to us ( 2:57 3:43 )
Gday gday you bloody legends
8:45 Lazerbeam U touched my Heart..m
L
2019 anyone?
no
Why not
Claus Kerscher yep
Yar
Everyone
(I was going through some old laser beam videos) that’s how I’m here
love the random weapon cameos in Lazarbeam videos, really speaks to me man
LazarBeam, "I have a million subs" 2 years later he gets 9.4 million subs
Edit: thanks for the likes
Week after your comment he has 300,000 more subscribers
yeah umm *9.7M almost 10M!!!
Golden Wand 9.8m now
Now he has 9.8 million subscribers! Let's go road to 10 million!!!
Already at 9.8 mil
lazerbeam gives me life- honestly such a bloody legend
This aged like fine wine