WOULD YOU RATHER: Offensive Edition
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2017
- Lazarbum always takes the offensive choice
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Outro Song by -
/ @samsjambox . 
Игры
2024 anyone?
Yeah and It is funny watching all the stuff he calls old when even this feels like ages ago for us today
@@anguswatson627Fr
Na Im in 2010
@@Daze3000 I’m 1942
Yep
lazar: "You can all die"
Also lazar: gives the audience an existential crisis about immortality
I was at that part when I read this😂
Behold the power of an Aussie bloke
@deankapery1717 who me
2:46
@@IAMGODZALOTL69fr
I remember seeing the immortal question in short clips, its hilarious finally seeing it in the original
Same that’s how I got here lol
3:05 finally someone who understands that being immortal is depressing
How did this already get 3 likes
I literary commented this 3 hours ago
Did you also come here from the shorts😅
FR DUDE@@realD1CE
@@realD1CEwho didn't
nigga really copied from a yt short 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whos funnier lazarbeam or james charles
Like lazarbeam
Comment james charles
*Only comment is a death threat*
@@mariorvv9205 haha i laugh at james charles
Jk.
@@mariorvv9205 ...are you sure you're ok?
Why is this a questions
NiaNia lazerbeam
Lazarbeam: These memes are 6 years old
Me: Heros never die
wait a sec , when you would be drifted off into space ,eventually the big bang will happen again and our universe will be reborn
Speedgamer Plaz corna
Cornavirus
@@gerardoherrera4297 lol i like corn a virus too
Mercy
Laserbeam: “I love penguins…there my favourite animal,”
You have earned a subscriber.
This is 4 years old you got 3 likes lol
@@X3TRO_gtag Facts bro
@@cekeceke6798 ya
Lazerbeam:
I’m a certified diver
Also lazerbeam: not knowing what a free asset is
Lannan: “ITS 2017!”
Me watching this in 2022 :)
Same here
Lol
Sameeeee
Same
Smame
I don’t know if he knows that the future could be 1sec later
Edit: wow the amount of emails I have received from yt from this
fair
True
True
asshole
@@acreeperanimation6643 what do you mean
I think Lazarbeam would be a good president, when someone walks in he goes “Gooday Gooday you bloody bastards”
i miss the old lazarbeam, the old youtube where you could think and do what you want
8:36
Lazarbeam: I have one million subs!
Me: What year is it???
Inr LOL
Lmao
The good old days.
@TBNRlucifer He did not say that his content was better bro chiiiillllllll XD
I love how he used the flex 1 mil
LAZAR BEAM for president “of U.S.A”
lol lazer lazer
Prez later would be a bad idea
First of all he Aussie like me so it would be prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺
Hell yes!
He is just playing fortnite under his desk
lazar beam swims once: "Im a certified diver, like ive been down there."
You need to do this again, I come back every now and then to watch this video and other would you rather videos from you, make more!!
7:48 pause it
Lol
DatranBoy In Games hehehe
Subbed
Lol haha
Lmao
“Kim Jong Un is gonna bomb us all”
That joke did not age well for April 2020
yes i was going to comment that XD
K
bro he gone
Kim*
LeFatso557 he is going to nuke us
2:45 is "Would you rather be immortal or die rn"
Ayo, 6 years anniversary of the motivational immortality speech
2019 anyone
No just me okay, I’ll go home😔🥺
Edit:Thnks for the likes
EliteGamer_16 nah i love rewatching his vids💀
@@elliesony3167 same
Ellie Sony same
Delete your channel
2018
7:36 thanks for letting me enjoy my delicious Bekfast twice
EXACTLY, I saw that, like wtf
My breakfast escaped me..... =3
Bruh ur BeKfAsT is On ur FaCe
Anybody else coming back for nostalgia?
The fact that I just realised I’ve been watching lazarbeam for more than 7 years is crazy
Be immortal
A billion years later....
Queen Elizabeth: ay m8
HAHHAHA
They could finally be together
Uhh
More like 3 years
I now wish i could just jump into ditch and die.
s p a c e
3:18 lannan don’t forget this....
You get to watch the streamer btws die! Don’t you want that?
Yes
Fortnite wasn't a thing when this video was made
FAST JACK well no shit!
Keep the likes at 69
FAST JACK oh yeah but what about cod
all your vids make me so happy
3:05 as Freiza once said:
“After my time in hell, I realised that immortality would eventually lead into unending misery”
Litterally the only youtuber who would make a 9.5 min long vid
Lol Ikr he doesn't care about the money he just likes putting up some good content for us folks whereas some dumbasses like mr boss ftw extend every goddamn video to 10 mins
your right xD like WHAT xD
He was being chased by the cops.....
R
Michael Wojcicki this was in 2017 not 1012
LazarBeam: would you rather be lazarbeam or the sexiest man on earth
Me: one isnt demonitised
Hard Bass Life lazerbeam
but the vid had an ad
I already am the second option LOL
Smilymoney why you need my last name not anymore
Hahahaha what's the difference? 😂
I’m dying right now because that’s the best one
LAZER BEAM is my entertainment for three hours a day
If only lannan could predict the future cause he has way more than 1 million
Factssssss
At least im not the one with 12 subs
No but ur the one wit one sub
Yup
Only if he new about corona
i started to have a mental breakdown at 2:55
I don't have feelings.
Hi big chundus
Same
Your profile is a dead meme
Ethan Collins sure I'll give you that one but at least I don't have a fucking roblox character as my profile picture
The worst part of being immortal is to be sucked by a black hole. Imagine those level of pain... Atoms want to shatter your body but your body immortal...
A couple years later and he reacts to lazerbeme out of context and there is can I do both
“I have a million subs” well that aged a lot
Exactly what I was gonna comment
Nice 1 mill subs
15 million subs later
I don’t get the question but he almost has 17 mil now
@@ridgeplayz8906 15 mil?
No one:
Literally no one:
Lazarbeam:SCrEw StArViNg CHilDReN!!!
Oof
Dead meme
LMAO
I honestly would say that to
Penis or vagina
7:48 “who gives a shut about camels”😂😂
We have a new legend
Laser you should do a blog where you survive in the wilderness for 2 days
Plz like so laser will see
George Edgell Vlogs okay
George Edgell Vlogs where r ur daily vlogs
he would die
George Edgell Vlogs you mean vlogs
Lazerbeam: the future might not even exist
2020: how did he know!
Lazarbeam not lazerbeam
True do
Hahahahahahaha jokes about 2020 are sooo funny
One question was tell ten orphans Christmas is canceled. If only they new
@@skinnykinney4324 just stop it with the dumb 2020 jokes
That quote goes hard
Coming back to my childhood feels nice
7:37 i was eating..... you killed my appetite forever😢
OHBMA GOD
Do this 7:37 7:37 7:37
HEYITSIRFAN yyayayayya f
LOL
Lazarbeam 2017: “I have a million subscribers”
Me 2019: “aww, this was so long ago, must’ve been in the year 1738”
What year is this?!?
thats mean cuz if it was 1738 and its 2019 it took him about 200 300 years for 10 mill subs
MoreRyanx r/wooosh
Btw I only said 1738 cause it’s in a song 😂
Oh no it takes lazarbeam a long time to get subs I didn't even know he existed until around 4 weeks ago
not funny
I am aaaaallllllll the way with lazar with the horror thing, i would just end myself early😂
Lazarbeam going all deep about immortality forgetting that the other 1m+ people who took the quiz are 2 year olds drooling over their mother's phone and Lanan expects them to think the same
When he said “Christmas Is cancelled” today is Christmas for me
6 days after
Why are u watching RUclips on xmas
This is america
Oh
Any One Here Watching In 2020?
Lannan: I have 1 million
Me: correction, 11 million
Hey 👄💋🥰😍😘❤️ wanna get ins
Jeff King what ....
I got great pussy 🤫🤭😉😉😉❤️😍😘🥰💋
Bella W that comment had me dead 😂
It’s cuz back then he had 1 million :/
I finally found the video of lazarbeam with his viral moment where he explains the question of “would you rather be immortal or die right now”
Lazarbeam: "Be lazarbeam or be the sexiest man alive"
Everyone: "They are the same thing"
Play cards against humanity with ur friends
What Friends?
Scott Mattson you mad man
Scott Mattson lol what friends
Scott Mattson with family instead
Scott Mattson what friends??
When you were diving, you were...
DOWN
UNDER 💯!!!
He was down under down under
I come from the land down under do do dododo
The be immortal one hits different😭
lazarbeam giving a whole inspiring/sad talk to us ( 2:57 3:43 )
If he chose clothes from the future he would have a plague doctor outfit
Fax Kibbles so true
Yup cant argue with that
Yep hehehheehehehe
I love plague doctor outfits on any occasion
lol
so true ngl
Lazar: Wanna know a joke 🤓
Lazar’s dad: Nah
Lazar’s dad: I see one
*Dam it feels good to be a gangster*
wanna hear a joke
pussy
@@bombtastic2952 wanna hear a joke
my life
Sickkk
This is when lazerbeam became a legend
his take of immortality-
yo i think we read the same books 😂
hannuh zzz dude yeah, I thought the same thing.
Hi pls reply
One name meliodas
Honestly tho
dhenandyrh4 I no spot on right
U would have got lots of money if u stopped swearing but ur STILL A BLOODY LEGEND
#1 RUclipsR
He still rich asf
Bloody legend
Ah, the good ol days
2:44 famous part
2020 reacting to a later beam vid back then “what is this slither.io”
Later beam?
Ah yes, my favorite yot uber, later beam.
Who the hell is "later beam"
Lazar beam sry
@@kkbatista8602 It's fine
No one:
Litterally no one:
Lazarbeam:I DoNt CaRe AbOuT sIbLiNgS
"You have to watch everyone you love die which who cares go to buggery family you watch people you love die over and over and over again until you have no more emotional feelings that's only step one you see the world end you see the human race die out the sun explodes you see that you feel that you get like roasted you drift through space for literally enternity" that got me
This aged like fine wine
Is this popping up on everyone’s recommended 3 years later? Or just me
me too.
i miss this leazarbeam i dont like streamer btw lazarbeam
Yea
There was 7 years vid for recamedind
It is 0.0
real quick I am watching this 2019 and at the start I think 100% of us would be lazarbeam
just saying
There’s no difference tho
Also watching in 2019 and the penguin is the best animal.
2:52 most inspirational quote ever
"sit in space for eternity" but like eventually you might come across another planet and pogchamp time to end another race
If he could make any rage face...
Think of the thumbnails!
Golden Assotiation
Lazarbeam: *talking about being immortal*
Me: so your saying I don’t want to be Deadpool?
We have the same pfp lol
It’s a bad one
Dead pool can die
Like you kids shouldn't be even be watching this like
Deadpool regenerates so as long as he has one organ and one limb he will regenerate almost instantly
The universe restarted and goes back to the same state after enough time. Won’t be eternity but will be pretty close
So are we just gonna not talk about the fact that Lannan has a readily available machete?
Lazarbeam: "You can set your wifes tree arms on fire when your in the woods"
Everyone: "How about the trees in the woods..."
What
@Devilish Pengu BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Bruhh 😂 underrated comment
Forest fires could happen, you could better control the tree arms
@@codyjimenez1565 butt it's still fire in the woods how do you control it ?
5:36
Lazarbeam: Plus you can light them on fire if ur cold in the WOODS (I’m sure there’s no trees around in the woods) lol
Logan Ringle exactly what idiot ever heard of *trees* in the woods! It’s just balderdash!
._. Are you fucking dumb...?
Dianne Harville r/woosh
Dianne Harville r/whoosh
What does woods mean then
thank you, youtube recommended or blessing me with this
with death by freezing, as you die you feel warm and as if you are falling asleep as opposed to hallucinating, starving and suffering in the desert.
any one notice how lazer beam is probaly the funniest youtuber alive
"I was going through some old Lazarbeam videos.." me looking at how long ago this was posted
2:45 hits Damn
Would you rather die right now was when the feelings kick in
“Would you rather be horribly and hopelessly depressed or have inescapable overwhelming anxiety?”
Me: Yes
I don’t have depression but I do have mild anxiety
@@stbmnrl546 I dont think anyone with depression would openly say that on the internet.
...it’s kind of.. a.. *joke*
Also yes
i have mildly both ^^
@@justyouraveragegamerx1495 understand if we say we have it on the internet we probably want to say it irl but cant or don't feel safe with it
0:30
Lazar: It's 2017
Me in 2019: AND LOOK HOW RUclips WAS MEAN TO YA
QueenOf Donuts 2020: *RUclips is completely doomed*
its 2020
2020*
Me in 2020
2020 btw
The sad feeling while lazerbeam explains why not to choose be important
Just have people you love take the quiz and live forever
If everyone picks immortal they would become best friends and stay together for 10000000000000000 of years.
No youl stay together for this many years
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......it will go on forever
Genius Mine im sorry but the world is going to explode
MORE!
Eternal torture.... No thanks.
Lazar beam: what year is it
Me: 2019 bruh
Me 2019
I live for his vids
Lazarbeam had to break character to tell us why being immortal causes more trouble
Lazarbeam is so committed to making funny comedy for us and not all about money that he cusses witch lowers his money and he doesn’t extend his outro to 10:00 for more money thank you lazarbeam keep up the good work
Boy how this aged
What
Fr
fr
@@bioplayz9014
dude really called it "cussing" like its def not cursing
Lannan: I have a million subs
Me: How old is this?
Ikr
Ikr right right now he has 10 million
@@gachagamer6481 lol mate ur right
ITS SO TRUE!!!!!
@@totally_tory2666 lol
6 years later and he is still the best youtuber
Lazarbeam: would you rather be Lazarbeam or be the sexiest man alive, what’s the difference?!
Thanos: everything
Lazarbeam: It's 2017 bro, you can't be mean anymore
Covid-19 in 2020: "Well I can be mean in 2020"
i was thinking tat to
SpaceGremlin88 what kind of tattoo?
Haunted house, if anything jumped out and scared me I would just freak out and slap it
Lol
Same
Ye and u can’t get hurt in a haunted house since it is all electronics, it is not real. But in the woods there can be animals that can bite and kill u.
Same although I'd probably say pause go get the fire hydrant and bonk him on the head
I don' t believe in ghosts, except for one ghost. The holy ghost
I remember that quote (u bloody legends)😢
lazarbeam :sees would you rather be immortal or die right now
also lazarbeam : 2:50