Me: Hey that’s illegal. GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My 6 Pokémon: * Attacks Jaxen * ( My Popplio ( Poppy ): * repeatedly double slaps him * My pachirisu: * uses Hyper fang on his brain * and My Piplup: * uses drill peck at his chest *
I swear, you should have your own little theme song going "LETS F--KIN DESTOY IT!!" And have you fling a toy across the house/street...like, at the beginning of the video.
ON NEWS LIVE Dora was 7 years old and died from a giant she had head injuries and smashed by a rock her mother and farther were nowhere to be found the 7 year old Dora died 2 minutes before she died and her mother and farther said about going under the stone fence trump made RIP derpy Derek42 how did you know about this incident? He says about a video of RUclips showed him
Your new profile name should be "Bam and slam Jaxon" Edit: I didn't mean it as in bam and slamming you. I mean it as a nickname. Like how a Superhero's name is "BatMan" How about "Jaxon the Bam Slam Guy"
*toys are destroyed* Child: *looks at toys* Also child: mooommyyyy? Can we get a safe please? The mom: why? What are you even gonna do with it? Again child: I...need it for.......reasons
some parts that got me dying 0:04 *those slam sounds made me laugh* 5:17 ok this one I can't stop. 6:48 *I like how she fly's* 6:53 nice music 7:01 well there goes her head. 7:32 omg the subscribe button light up when she says that. that's all 😂😂🤣🤣
I don't know why but I could feel pain in my stomach when he was beating up the dora toy towards the end.🙁 Also, the whole PJ Masks part was hilarious and almost had me in tears.😂
Breaking news: Three unknown superheroes and the well known Dora the explorer were brutally murdered on a cold and rainy afternoon. Suspects say that the murderer was man that never wears shoes. The only weapons evidenced were a hammer and a baseball bat. Idk you make up the rest.
Yep I have that doll and it's on low battery I'm scared to grab it out I usually get scared when the battery just get low I promise that Mommy and Daddy I would grab it out but I'm like no
This man is like sid from toy story, except he's funny
Who's that
In the movie, sid takes toys, destroys them, and then combine them with other broken toys
Agreed :D
Hes like sid but good
Lol so true😂😂😂😂
The internet: that's funny
Everyone in toy story: visual trauma
@C Gilly Man Even he would fear him XD
@C Gilly Man he would hide from him as, he would destroy all toys he can get!
@C Gilly Man civic
Poor little toys..
@Canal do Enzo that sounds right. I like woody and buzz, toy story!
0:28 “It’s Time To Be A Hero”
Me: It’s time to be dead
Its Time to be a roadkilled
- Jaxon Ross
1:25 æ
@@Devman9 rest: -FUCKER
"its time to be a goner"😂😂
IF YOU WANNA BE A HERO DIE LIKE ONE!
0:28 Owlette: It’s time to be a hero!
Jaxen: *gives her brain damage*
He smashed face 0:34
Chameleon
Decapitated
Lol
@@countryballuk1650 😢
You remind me of Sid from Toy Story, you know that weird kid who changed/destroyed toys.
E.X.L Games xdddddd
A MONSTER I TELL YOU!!! A MONSTER!!!!!!
Jaxen's my hero he killed Dora several times and I freaking love him for it
@@lukebloomawesome4401 raise your hand if you hate Dora!
You don't have to if you don't want to.
_Jaxen, the perfect villain for the PJ Masks._ (?) ;)
Yeah?
I would love to see that
That Dora Destruction looked like the safest thing to murder being on RUclips! 😂
Michael I happy. Destroy the toys. Thank you
À
Nario murder on my mind song should be playing
Toy store: exists
Jaxen: CASUALLY APPROACHES TOY ISLE
Also Jaxen: becomes howtobasic when something doesn’t work
Yep.
Me: Hey that’s illegal. GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My 6 Pokémon: * Attacks Jaxen * ( My Popplio ( Poppy ): * repeatedly double slaps him * My pachirisu: * uses Hyper fang on his brain * and My Piplup: * uses drill peck at his chest *
@@Avatar.and.PokemonFan2002 He burns all of your Pokémon with his gasoline, killing them all.
@@GreenGalaxio
Me: No he didn’t they killed him and now it’s your turn. !!!!!!YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!* turns you into a Phanstump *
I imagine you going into toys R us, coming to the counter
Cashier: "buying this for your kids?"
You: "yeeahh... Definitely... Kids..."
You mean dead toys R us
@@2kcahhdonut170 yeah, that!
F*****k You
You’re Mean Toys R Us
Hi Zip Doodles
He should name his baseball bat the grand slam gadget
We destroyed it, we destroyed it, we destroyed it, yeah!
Lo destruimos!
Amazing Pamela Woohoo I hate that show
I hate your profile picture amazing Pamela
NO SPANISH TALKING
1:45 Catboy: it's time to be a hero!!!
Jaxsen: turns cat boy into Jimmy neutron
Do you mean he speaks like jimmy neutron ?
fr-
1:43
I love his head
@@deviniscool458 no, he turned his head into Jimmy Neutrons head lol
That dora toy looks like a Dollar Tree knockoff, thanks for killing it
Yeah! Dora its sucks
The thumbnail I saw what a female baldi with a wig
Looks like
looks kinda like what i see in the corner of my room when i get sleep paralysis
Me: *looks like Dora*
Why am I crying and laughing
WHY ARE THE FBI AGENTS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW?!
Cuz you suck.
Adhdhu
😂😂😂
Wait what?
DO YOU WANT TO BE A STAR LET START WITH GUITAR me:NO him:I WILL TURN MYSELF INTO TOY me:BAM SLAM BAM SLAM BAM SLAM BAM!!!!!!!!
Like how the charactors were still talking while being squeezed in the vise.
33
@@pewdiepie100millionsubs8 real pewdeadpizza real real.?jewe3e33@ ^×^&÷&
Rumor has it, he still finds pieces of Dora in his backyard
And Dora is secretly plotting her revenge on Jax... 😈
Because Dora has such a twelvehead ? Probably just her brains
Still pieces... To this day.
Pj mask: It’s time to be a hero
Jaxon Ross: smashes their head in
Exactly what would happen if children tried to stop hardened criminals
😭 They are I think real so...
Hahaha
Paul Johnson READ MY COMMENTS OUTSIDE OF THIS COMMENT
@@thenonfurry they aren't real you dumb idiot
Sid from Toy Story is probably watching this
SID:YESSS
Great joke!!! And I think Sid Phillips is subscribed to Jaxen's channel!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
He look like plaindrock124 but he destroy toys
lmao
Lmao
“I’ll save the da-“
*gets slammed on the hard floor breaking every single bone*
Me: you should reconsider
Request: LeapFrog Learn and Groove Instruments DESTRUCTION
Cause you’ll NEVER save the day again once y’all dead corpses PJ Masks!
6:30 me trying dance on a party
Lol😂
Look like me too😢
"It's time to be a hero!"
" NO. "
r you my mom in roblox
LOL
NOOOOO
Your purple I'm purple how come your purple
T h e s u n I s a d e a d l y l a s e r
Man this guy must never be stressed because of the amount of toys he kills with as much anger and power as possible lol 😂
4:08 Pj masks are loving it
*barabababa, I’m loving it 👁👄👁*
Decaputated pj masks
Me too loveing pj masks
I love it when he was like to Dora “Hola, don’t think i’ll be forgetting about YOU” 4:22
DUDE SAME LMBO 😂😂😂😂
😂 You are like the real life version of Sid from Toy Story
Rob S after toy story 4 ended
Rob S 😂😂😂
I was also thinking about Sid XD
100th like
True. True.
4:42 **insert law and order sound effect**
0:00 this part made me laugh
0:14 gekko: PJ MASKS OH SHUT UP!
0:35 Owlette: FLYING F***
@@CM1987Official LOL!
@@CM1987Official you stole my comment asshead
Ok :( 😢
@@BOTSNEEDTOGETTERMINATED DON'T THEY NEVER USE SWEAR!!!
As a person who was obsessed with dora as a young child, i can confirm that this video is my entire childhood
Toys: *exist*
Jaxen Ross: *I'm about to end these guys whole career*
Copied
}:
@@BTTFF67563 you don’t get the joke ppl use it cuz it’s not copied
HEY
I swear, you should have your own little theme song going "LETS
F--KIN DESTOY IT!!" And have you fling a toy across the house/street...like, at the beginning of the video.
Catboy,owlette,gekko: let's go
@@pjmasksfan2016Me: Who goes into the night, so they can save the day, who are these heros to show you the way.
Imagine when he’s breaking Dora all you can hear is little kids crying in the background 😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
🤣
Lol
Hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahha
0:19 Owlette and Gekko are saying the pi masks superhero motto while. Catboy is just there like "Cat ears!"
What the fuck is an "owlette"
@@starlingbaez6681 it's one of the characters
4:22 Hola don't think forgetting about you
I just imagine Dora trying to run.
Oh yes you will forget about me
CIA Operative brutally tortures several suspected Vietnamese communist into making a confession (Circa 1969, colorized)
A*
Give this man a stick of dynamite, and a ToysRUs,and you'll have a full-blown movie.
Literally.
5:12 when Dora is scary
Ad brony silly.😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
My little sister walked in as cat boy aka her fav one was getting beat up XD
Shaggy The cat wat was her reaction? XD
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KITTY?!!!”
SQUISHY THEN BLAM
Good thing my little brother hates Pj mask and he laughed through the ENTIRE thing
@@Smthn_Wicked same
This is "TOY TORTURE".....it feels good and fun >:D
no it’s toy abuse
It makes me feel *good* muhahahha >:)
*you've got a death wish in me.... YOU'VE GOT A DEATH WISH IN ME*
GlitchX Gaming lol
What! about Dora Jaxen Ross is a monster!
The worst villain to the pj masks is THE HAMMER AND THE WALL!
Ok
MarkTinoAlask3678rt YES
True lolol
THE VICE OR WALL IS HIS WORST ENEMY
The hammer is the BAM SLAM GADGET!!!!
5:08 this made me laugh so hard
When the days are cold and the cards all fold and the saints we see are all made of gold
Why you be singing
@@itzmilxymolly8145 chub
Peluche
@@itzmilxymolly8145 idk I was like 9 don't bother with this 😑
3:53
SliTHeRINg SERPeNTs!
*GETS BRUTALLY CRUSHED*
Gecko: SUPER GECKO MUSCELS!!!!!
Jaxen: *rips geckos head off*
Amma camili mother stupid
@@quarterofaguy420 ?
lol
Mr chameleon
Language?
"The toy massacre "
:August 2019
When he just throws Dora into the water abruptly -
I'm dead XD
(5:17)
Same XD
It Gave me Chara's Past Vibes
me to XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
not me
Rip dora
Grown man repeatedly smashes head of little girl against rock and brutally injures her.
*Colorized*
Derpy Derek42 perfect
the Vietnam World War II Brutal Torture (1956, COLORIZED)
ON NEWS LIVE Dora was 7 years old and died from a giant she had head injuries and smashed by a rock her mother and farther were nowhere to be found the 7 year old Dora died 2 minutes before she died and her mother and farther said about going under the stone fence trump made RIP derpy Derek42 how did you know about this incident? He says about a video of RUclips showed him
Got prob
0:05 my favorite part
Poop 💩 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
0:24 owlette: FLUTTRRING FEATHERS!!! *gets destroyed by bam slam gadget*
0:05 my favorite part xD
Strawbone Loves count bleck that’s a hammer
@@ItzjustDalo No, it's the bam slam gadget!
Nick Valentine no u
I heard "*MOTHERFUCKER!*"!
ITS THE SUPER BAM SLAM HAMMER
Friend- Why are their marks on your floor?
Jaxen- Oh I just stab toys for a living.
xd Rânsôm there*
Oh shit Ryuko Matoi
This is *R E A L* content
🔫👮🏻👽
SNAL
GAME
@@KRAZ_5 g9
2:20
Therapist: Catboy With A Squished Head Does Not Exist, He Can't Hurt You
Catboy With A Squished Head:
7:04 yall remember the kid who is smacking an elmo doll with a huge stick meme?
5:18 a dora has fallen Into river in nick jr city
START TO LET HER DROWN AND MAKE THE NON RESCUE
Bilud a shity peepee hell
XD
It's time to build a sledgehammer and shatter her to pieces!
😂😂😂
2:12 that is torture on next level
0:19 "hey"
*Throws catboy on wall*
"No one cares"
I laughed so hard🤣🤣🤣
Hah,pj masks appeared in ads,they will PAY!!
Wtf is pj masks. My little cousin Who is 4 is addicted to it.
@@strifecta6500 never heard a better description, kudos to you 👍
Cool ToolBars XD that’s the real description right there!
@@strifecta6500 LMFAO
@@strifecta6500 but seriously what is it?
His toys: survive whatever he does to them
my toys: break when falling 30 centimeters
Yeah just like my TV
Oh and when my aircraft loses its flaps RIP landing gear
Raa Raa my childhood😭😭😭
Bro, those would be legos if that happend
I mean its true XD
I like how doras head was just watching her body getting beat 7:18
Im pretty sure she is screaming as quietly as she can so no one gets scared XD
Brother?
Thats not her, thats buddha paint logo's Head watching his body gets beated
@@juliosaavedra201 dksjkss
0:05 JUST MADE ME LAUGH HARD LOL
0:13 is hard Laugh
0:19 and that's three down
5:18 Dora: CANNONBALL!!!!
CANNONBALL!!!!
The Dora was designed horribly xD
Theres a whole pj mask fandom. But what makes it worse is that they're all around 17 years old.
Chuckles is that actually freaking true?!
WHAT
is that even true-
😂😂-Wait what
I thought they were like 12 what the fuck
4:52 Pressing the button so many times to make it work. 😂😂😂
5:44 Dora jumping in the pool.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
5:45
3:53 the toy played that sound at the perfect time.
3:52 it sounds like his voice is fading, played at the perfect time and made me laugh! XD 😂
0:13
1:27 That was my favorite part.
PJ masks. The movie.
Coming never
Reason:they're dead]:)
Yay!
5:15 I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:17
@@Rio-lb7jxDora just landed in the pool!
You know, this is more effective then most super villans...
Are your young to watch this?
@@Itz_mizuchan I meant in general
Your new profile name should be "Bam and slam Jaxon"
Edit: I didn't mean it as in bam and slamming you. I mean it as a nickname. Like how a Superhero's name is "BatMan"
How about "Jaxon the Bam Slam Guy"
*toys are destroyed*
Child: *looks at toys*
Also child: mooommyyyy? Can we get a safe please?
The mom: why? What are you even gonna do with it?
Again child: I...need it for.......reasons
I cant lie,this is comedy.
mommy mommy mommy mommy 😎
2019: that's a cool tv head looking shirt
2023: T V M A N
When people ask you you do you do for a living
This guy : 3:21
"No childhoods were ruined in the making of this video"
-Every parody maker ever
Jaxen: *WE DID IT, WE DID IT* *YEAH!*
Dora: Płęą§ĕ Đøņť Ďę§ţřøý Mə.
Jaxen: *YEAAAAAAH*
Dora: **Dead**
I hope its kinda s part
kids watching this vidio: *WAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
me: *shoots the person who madet this vidio with a MP.4*
Ll))
True dat!
XD XD XDDD
I think someone said this already..
some parts that got me dying
0:04 *those slam sounds made me laugh*
5:17 ok this one I can't stop.
6:48 *I like how she fly's*
6:53 nice music
7:01 well there goes her head.
7:32 omg the subscribe button light up when she says that.
that's all 😂😂🤣🤣
The new Dora Movie is looking interesting 🤣
Adam Demonno the thing is that I’m pretty sure a new Dora movie is coming out
@@madoko6621 I know that I was saying a joke hmm😏
VERY
Yeah in the new one Dora's a killer, as you can see in the trailer she carries a knife similar and shorter than a machety
BLAM BLAM BLAM
5:14 JUST ABOUT PISSED MYSELF what kinda dora does That LMAO
DonteandMomandisa Daniels she sassy af
i whip my hair back and forth
-dora
*Throws her in of the pool*
Shanking is 2jwjwjwjaa
*dies*
This video gives me life. Thank you for the destruction of one of the two most annoying shows.
P.S. should my sibling react to this?
If she/he hates Dora and PJ masks
NO!! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lydia Custer I love your name!
YES.
My name is Lydia
I don't know why but I could feel pain in my stomach when he was beating up the dora toy towards the end.🙁 Also, the whole PJ Masks part was hilarious and almost had me in tears.😂
5:09
*Enthusiastically gestures towards pool*
She wanted to swim
*dies* 5:20
When teachers are trying to start a computer for their first time without any tutorials or experience: 4:33
4:34 start button??🎉😂
Toy Story 4 kinda has a dark twist.
Sid is back.
Sid Combine 🧸
@@chrismoore6668 this is Sid now. Feel old yet?
A little bit.
@@chrismoore6668 that one science kid?
6:48 Had me laughing so hard 😂
same
6:51😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:57
6:31 omg I couldn’t stop laughing I was already laughing to much lol
6:37 Why if Jaxen Ross hits Dora with a bat it just rings like a bell sound
(Red bird:keep up the work!)
You:destroying the toy)
4:18 🎵 decapitated, P.J. mask!🎵😂
Breaking news: Three unknown superheroes and the well known Dora the explorer were brutally murdered on a cold and rainy afternoon. Suspects say that the murderer was man that never wears shoes. The only weapons evidenced were a hammer and a baseball bat.
Idk you make up the rest.
And Then We Found Them In A Junk Yard
After an autopsy the victims were shown to be missing most of their internal organs
But The Closest Suspect Was Potty Time Elmo
He is wanted for more than 334 million dollars. He was charged with child kiddnapping and murdere
And Some Heroes Are Missing Reward
Sorry but erm....
Pj masks isn’t marvel.
BUT
You make a good villain.
Asso did you only crush the green person when he said pj masks?
Jax Figliola no well idk
nah he makes a good superhero
hes a great villian i know
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
spoopy BOI ikr
0:14 “PJ Masks got shot!”
Gecko forgot how to fly
@@TheNoise955 But CatBoy Forget How to Fly
L. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 2
is so funny
???? And say good day.
2:20 THAT FACE LMAOOOOO
1:27 I laughed when Jaxen said that!!! You make my day!!! 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
1:42 "It's time to be a VILLAIN!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂
5:17 "WE COULDN'T DO IT!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏
-___-
İs's time to be a heroooo
I think we’ve found Shane Dawson’s new best friend
Belle Drake yes
*claps* 1 like lol 😂
Leanne Willbatt I know
1.1
harhar
*claps* 111 likes on this comment
3:26 Gekko: it’s time to be a hero! :D
Jaxen: **gives him everything damage**
that part made me wheeze on the floor .x.
Thank you for put Dora in your pool
DORA SUCKS ALL HAIL JAXEN
@@SleepingdogsFanCrimewatchFan *KING JAXEN!*
@@TV-gv6kk Jaxen is the best
@@SleepingdogsFanCrimewatchFan Yeah
Yay Doras dead 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
OH IM EARLY YES
Also can you destroy a Sesame Street talking abc elmo
Oml please guys like this so jaxen will see it
He did
No
Oof
4:12 Oh no! Kaito killed Kokichi Oma!(now, he is psychopathic, Schuichi...)
weeb
Yeah Kokichi's death gave me crippling depression :"(
Weeb
Weeb
Spaghetti
this show was my childhood! i get to see it again thanks to you!
So hates (not you and me)
You mean power heros
i had that exact dora toy as a kid! i absolutely loved it for some reason it's scary as hell though thanks for giving it a kill
Yep I have that doll and it's on low battery I'm scared to grab it out I usually get scared when the battery just get low I promise that Mommy and Daddy I would grab it out but I'm like no