China is Making Cars out of Noodles now?

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @serpentza
    @serpentza  Месяц назад +140

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    • @misternegative2759
      @misternegative2759 Месяц назад +4

      even instant noodles could be made out of plastic , you never know

    • @andrewczski1969
      @andrewczski1969 Месяц назад +2

      America is going to hell and THIS is your topic? Just wow!

    • @ninjafightergaming4767
      @ninjafightergaming4767 Месяц назад +2

      quite funny thing actually I have heard of this before, it has been a long time but some german person told me they used to fix tiles and holes with instant noodles just like in the video in the DDR part of Germany (German Democratic Republic I believe it is in English) so potentially there is long term instant noodle repair data out there, although all I know is hearsay, it might be possible, just a little fun fact

    • @truthbtoldwright6411
      @truthbtoldwright6411 Месяц назад +1

      Lol, they should start making building out of noodles, probably a lot stronger than their Tofu buildings. 😂😂😂😂

    • @barmalini
      @barmalini Месяц назад

      @@ninjafightergaming4767 this is interesting, though i doubt they had any super glue back then in the DDR

  • @JesseJoyce-cj2xg
    @JesseJoyce-cj2xg Месяц назад +1860

    I use rice pilaf for touch ups, and egg noodles for the really important structural stuff (I work at Boeing).

    • @shantanusapru
      @shantanusapru Месяц назад +92

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

    • @Gonefishing6572
      @Gonefishing6572 Месяц назад +50

      Ooooooooooouuuch!!!@@@😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

    • @NekoNebula1313
      @NekoNebula1313 Месяц назад +31

      Hahaha hi neighbor!

    • @12235117657598502586
      @12235117657598502586 Месяц назад +27

      🤣🤣🤣😱

    • @zibbitybibbitybop
      @zibbitybibbitybop Месяц назад +56

      Don't forget to use extra stale noodles for structural support in your rockets.

  • @V3racious3
    @V3racious3 Месяц назад +947

    I repaired my broken marriage with instant noodle & super glue.

    • @shantanusapru
      @shantanusapru Месяц назад +30

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

    • @torqzebrawoody
      @torqzebrawoody Месяц назад +22

      Then it rained. 😎

    • @ilari90
      @ilari90 Месяц назад +18

      Hmm, after my marriage ended I ate only instant noodles and sniffed super glue, should've used those before and not after...

    • @oscargrainger2962
      @oscargrainger2962 Месяц назад +7

      Me too, I used instant noodles and beer.😅

    • @deannagoldston4276
      @deannagoldston4276 Месяц назад +14

      I repaired mine with an axe, shovel and large tarp.

  • @D...Charger
    @D...Charger Месяц назад +1419

    To be fair he did use sausages for reinforcement 😂

    • @Alice_Fumo
      @Alice_Fumo Месяц назад +89

      average quality chinese rebar.

    • @MiaMizuno
      @MiaMizuno Месяц назад +23

      This comment in a different context, OH BOY 😂

    • @Malthus
      @Malthus Месяц назад +20

      If you've had those sausages, you know it's no loss.

    • @Felled-angel
      @Felled-angel Месяц назад +26

      They need to release the sausages
      -British pm

    • @D...Charger
      @D...Charger Месяц назад +1

      @@Alice_Fumo 😂

  • @danekappler2422
    @danekappler2422 Месяц назад +134

    My girlfriend said I couldn't make a car out of noodles, but she stopped laughting when I drove pasta house!

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Месяц назад +6

      Bruh... 🤘😄

    • @Ascending11
      @Ascending11 19 дней назад

      That was a good one. 😅

  • @johnlivingston9217
    @johnlivingston9217 Месяц назад +98

    Repair car bumper with instant noodle is a great idea, if you get stranded somewhere and hungry, you can now eat your car bumper to survive, watch out for the lead paint though.
    Just make sure you don't get into the flooded area because car bumper noodle soup will happen and be washed away before you are hungry.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 Месяц назад +823

    "Is that an Alfa Romeo?"
    "No. It's an Alfa Ramen"

    • @aye3678
      @aye3678 Месяц назад +25

      hahahahahaha 😂😂

    • @brysoncherry9884
      @brysoncherry9884 Месяц назад +20

      Alpha Ramen
      You missed the pun
      TOP RAMEN

    • @sealance
      @sealance Месяц назад +4

      It goes well with all the buttons and electronics installed by toddlers

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +4

      Alfa Ramen better than alfa Romeo.

    • @mikapeltokorpi7671
      @mikapeltokorpi7671 Месяц назад +1

      The pavement was super ugly afterwards.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 Месяц назад +491

    The Chinese military is building survival vehicles out of noodles. If the vehicle breaks down in the middle of nowhere you can survive on it for a month.

    • @SixtiesFan87
      @SixtiesFan87 Месяц назад +33

      The industrial glue used to hold the noodles are totally 'non toxic even though it kills ants.

    • @shantanusapru
      @shantanusapru Месяц назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +1

      This channel has hit rock bottom
      Using clips of 2016

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw Месяц назад +10

      ​@@zacksmith5963 What does that have to do with the comment?

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +5

      @@therealvbw easy those videos are from 2016 . They were a funny tiktok challenge .

  • @karelenhenkie666
    @karelenhenkie666 Месяц назад +192

    What youre seeing here are highly skilled professionals having a bit of fun with a trend. The ability to shape, colourmatch and completely hide your work takes soo much effort and time I would never believe they actually fix things with ramen. Its a goof and a bit of fun.

    • @jill_fisher
      @jill_fisher Месяц назад +13

      You ever been to China? Not just a quick trip, but a serious business trip or lived there.

    • @shmayazuggot8558
      @shmayazuggot8558 Месяц назад +13

      In China it is normal to substitute ingredients wherever possible for profit.

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 Месяц назад +1

      No, your answer isn't outrageous enough.

    • @itoibo4208
      @itoibo4208 Месяц назад

      @@BrunoDias1234 now with more ramen

    • @codyschnuriger6743
      @codyschnuriger6743 Месяц назад +4

      The real takeaway should be: if a so called ‘food’ item can do this, it’s not natural/healthy food.

  • @LoveratLoves
    @LoveratLoves Месяц назад +50

    I use this concept to fix things. EG: You have a screw hole that has bored out too much and the screw is loose (think cupboard door hinges), stuff the hole with cotton wool then pour in superglue (cyanoacrylate) it sets hard then drill a new hole. If you want superglue to set fast with extra strength - throw bicarb soda on it. Anything that contains cellulose will react and make this super hard and sandable material. Instant noodles contain Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose (CMC) or Methyl Cellulose.

    • @gabbarsingh2542
      @gabbarsingh2542 Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 try harder for excuses...

    • @harryv6752
      @harryv6752 Месяц назад +5

      Those are bona fide hacks and very useful. I've had tremendous success using the super glue n baking soda and super glue n cotton balls methods to repair stuff around the house. Never thought that about the noodles tho. Haha

    • @HansBelphegor
      @HansBelphegor Месяц назад +1

      ​@@harryv6752 same

  • @GolemRising
    @GolemRising Месяц назад +24

    This is a fun trend, but at its heart its just epoxy repair. Its super common everywhere, we just usually use something like wood pulp or stone dust as the reinforcing agent instead of noodles. If you have had an old piece of wooden furniture repaired, it likely has parts that were repaired in the same way.

  • @JohnKoenig-db8lk
    @JohnKoenig-db8lk Месяц назад +319

    Evidently they're making submarines that way too.

    • @ZoonCrypticon
      @ZoonCrypticon Месяц назад +24

      ...submarines with nuclear noodle drive...the first "Atomic Noodle Submarine", not Italian, but Chinese style!

    • @Bantallas
      @Bantallas Месяц назад +9

      And they fire the sausages?

    • @ABa-os6wm
      @ABa-os6wm Месяц назад +11

      The difference is that, when the submarine goes down, the whole river transformed into instant noodle soup.

    • @DannelAndreSolomon-d9i
      @DannelAndreSolomon-d9i Месяц назад +5

      It's no wonder it sunk they forgot to apply anti-soggy solution

    • @pmcpegasus
      @pmcpegasus Месяц назад +1

      @@BrunoDias1234Still 7 star quality compared to that Huawei phone in your pocket 😂

  • @chantra1967
    @chantra1967 Месяц назад +500

    I'm not surprise because Chinese instant noodle already mixed 50% plastic already.

    • @firestick4991
      @firestick4991 Месяц назад +5

      Exactly!

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoffIV Месяц назад +23

      ​@JoséFerIzaparraga
      Anything else that's completely off-topic you'd like to bring up?

    • @KonjikiNoYami666
      @KonjikiNoYami666 Месяц назад +10

      @@BrunoDias1234 there are companies making motorbikes with 3 wheels. Doenst mean ur company have to make it too when 2 wheels works perfectly well.

    • @naturewonderslive4169
      @naturewonderslive4169 Месяц назад

      They have 120hz in ipad. ​@@BrunoDias1234

    • @xiangnatsuo2855
      @xiangnatsuo2855 Месяц назад

      Chinese people live much longer than Americans even though they eat plastic, so Americans must be eating shit.

  • @DocSlothington
    @DocSlothington Месяц назад +33

    Imagine all those finishing skills and techniques used with quality materials..

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 Месяц назад +1

      Then it would become obvious they can't afford this stuff

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa Месяц назад +16

    The best way to get that "LIKE NEW" result in a cut video like that is to start with an object that is like new.

  • @robinburn4974
    @robinburn4974 Месяц назад +45

    Back in the sixties a lot of dodgy body repairs included newspaper 🤣

  • @Shroomdiffnuclear
    @Shroomdiffnuclear Месяц назад +115

    Superglue with baking soda is actually a great trick to repair plastic

    • @digbysirchickentf2315
      @digbysirchickentf2315 Месяц назад +14

      But sand it quickly, after an hour it starts getting to tough.

    • @mrm0thster
      @mrm0thster Месяц назад +6

      I can attest to that, superglue and baking soda is amazing. Repaired my shower door with that, saved me a looot of money.

    • @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson
      @Brocuzgodlocdunfamdogson Месяц назад +11

      Cigarette ashes also work exceptionally well. I’m assuming any wood/plant ash would work.

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 Месяц назад +2

      But it isn't road safe

    • @vsvnrg3263
      @vsvnrg3263 Месяц назад +2

      cinnamon, a spice, is also an accelerant. i am often using superglue with baking soda.

  • @markmitchell457
    @markmitchell457 Месяц назад +39

    This guy is so obviously talented at finishing I suspect he is a wood worker doing this as an amusement.

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 Месяц назад +1

      He is a skilled woodworker, but he also wants to cheat his neighbors

    • @adamgoodword7888
      @adamgoodword7888 Месяц назад

      No. It's trick photography. The finished product is what it looked like before they broke/cut the item. That is to say that they show the original item at the end to make you think it was restored perfectly. Popular videos on IG and most likely Tik Tok too.

  • @PracticeTaiji
    @PracticeTaiji Месяц назад +218

    I've heard of "noodles to go" but this is ridiculous.

    • @truthbtoldwright6411
      @truthbtoldwright6411 Месяц назад +2

      Super noodles.😂😂😂

    • @canto10mosha65
      @canto10mosha65 Месяц назад +2

      @@BrunoDias1234anything to earn 50c and a few social credit points, huh?

    • @stevend4544
      @stevend4544 Месяц назад

      ​@@BrunoDias1234 wumao

    • @leehudson901
      @leehudson901 Месяц назад

      BMW flavored ramen sum new for the rappers

  • @fl2660
    @fl2660 Месяц назад +33

    Step 1. Secretly photograph unbroken item. Step 2. Show broken item. Step 3. Use ramen, cardboard or your neighbor's cat with superglue to show time lapse repair so viewer gets used to the image jumps, making sure to angle low resolution camera away from reflective glare that highlights otherwise obvious inconsistencies. Step 4. Reveal original unbroken item as "repaired".

    • @kde5fan737
      @kde5fan737 Месяц назад +5

      Glad someone else saw this!

    • @peterwulff469
      @peterwulff469 Месяц назад +3

      - totally agree. Using a sausage and making people actually believe it...., no wonder history is full of prophets, gurus and numerous other types of charlatans.

  • @erikpetermans
    @erikpetermans Месяц назад +4

    I’m still convinced they just reverse the video. Meaning when its done and repaired they just show the original non broken object

  • @mirceazaharia2094
    @mirceazaharia2094 Месяц назад +184

    Well, I suppose that their stale instant noodles are tougher than the steel they can make, so... 😂

    • @Cole_Pfeiffer_has_a_Fake_Hand
      @Cole_Pfeiffer_has_a_Fake_Hand Месяц назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @firestick4991
      @firestick4991 Месяц назад +1

      I think Chinese ramen is more plastic than “food.”

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill Месяц назад +1

      @@BrunoDias1234 isnt it kinda funny to be making comments like this when iphones are largely manufactured in china and somehow wind up better than huawei and yet apple is still widely criticized in the west for not just their stagnation but also their shady business practices, you're falling short of an already pretty low hurdle

  • @sbalogh53
    @sbalogh53 Месяц назад +293

    Have they run out of tofu?

    • @sbalogh53
      @sbalogh53 Месяц назад

      @@zacksmith5963 ... weak response from a ruzzian shill

    • @pauldwalker
      @pauldwalker Месяц назад +51

      no, that’s saved for buildings and infrastructure projects.

    • @Gonefishing6572
      @Gonefishing6572 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@zacksmith5963🇨🇳🤖🇨🇳🤖🇨🇳🤖

    • @MrXlee1967
      @MrXlee1967 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@zacksmith5963he did mention that the original guy has been doing this for a while and was first. Also he mentioned how skilled Chinese are which I liked. I'm not Chinese but I think we need to build more bridges. Just look how toxic and evil isrea-lie is.

    • @thekameru6058
      @thekameru6058 Месяц назад +2

      @@zacksmith5963 2.322M channel views in 30 days is a much bigger number than zero, genius.

  • @malvane8061
    @malvane8061 Месяц назад +44

    The cheapness ability of the Chinese is their greatest (non) strength

  • @slimyelow
    @slimyelow Месяц назад +4

    7:11 - The seasoning mix is more poisonous than the super glue.

  • @keintabak
    @keintabak Месяц назад +1

    I have used super glue and several different add mixtures as fillers. Using baking soda with CA glue / super glue is very common, but also cornstarch. The problem with using cornstarch is that it will eventually decay, because it's obviously going to be eaten by bacteria bugs etc.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 Месяц назад +120

    I knew the Chinese were smart. But this is taking "using your noodle" too literally.

    • @12235117657598502586
      @12235117657598502586 Месяц назад +7

      🤭🤭🤭

    • @Geronimo1985
      @Geronimo1985 Месяц назад +3

      @@BrunoDias1234Stop trolling in every comment. Jeez yes you don’t like Apple. We get it. Move on.

    • @Nope-w2h
      @Nope-w2h Месяц назад

      The future is there's democracy is dead

    • @johnhoward5954
      @johnhoward5954 Месяц назад

      The Chinese are over smart. That is why you should never trust anything Made in China.

    • @erniesulovic4734
      @erniesulovic4734 Месяц назад

      No, they are stupid. If they were smart, they'd be using scotch tape lol

  • @telekommandant
    @telekommandant Месяц назад +24

    "Yes, we can fix your broken hood ... Original BMW spare part: $5.000. Used spare part: $1.500. Chinese made spare part: $250. Noodle "repair": $2.50. Your choice."

    • @RogueReplicant
      @RogueReplicant Месяц назад

      ​@@BrunoDias1234Go buy a noodle phone, dufus

  • @TheBigExclusive
    @TheBigExclusive Месяц назад +88

    I don't understand. It seems like they put more effort into counterfeiting than it would take to just fix it normally.

    • @Nope-w2h
      @Nope-w2h Месяц назад +11

      Replacing a panel and mechanic us 100s of dollars this is probably 20

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 Месяц назад +9

      The thing is... It's cheap

    • @TheBigExclusive
      @TheBigExclusive Месяц назад +13

      @@mozzarellamaniac6300 - He spent extra long fixing a chair with ramen when he could have just cut a piece of wood, and do it in less than half the time it took for him to use ramen. I don't understand.

    • @liberty0758
      @liberty0758 Месяц назад +8

      What Winston always points out about China, it's a country of facade and cutting corners.

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 Месяц назад +3

      @@TheBigExclusive he'd spend extra more time if he actually fixes it. It's just for views and likes, it'd be not long before it breaks again. They'll do anything for money

  • @hamsterking5
    @hamsterking5 Месяц назад +2

    1:25 ITS THE GOD DANG SEASONING PACKET THAT COMES WITH THE RAMEN! XD

  • @hoozentroger
    @hoozentroger Месяц назад +1

    The fact that they pour the spices in there shows its just for the memes! I love it!

  • @RockSorin
    @RockSorin Месяц назад +26

    Imagine how much super glue that guy inhales .

  • @ThailandTerry2024
    @ThailandTerry2024 Месяц назад +25

    Matching the paint is the key to these successful repairs. Even if you get and use the vehicle manufacturer’s numbered Touch Up Paint you’ll be able to easily spot the repair by the difference or contrast of the paint color …

    • @lynnkayee1015
      @lynnkayee1015 Месяц назад +1

      Very true!
      My mom bought a new car for the first time in her life...and was hit in less than a month. The paint didn't match up right when they fixed it and you can absolutely tell.

    • @AJayZy
      @AJayZy Месяц назад

      @@lynnkayee1015Oh my I hope you and your mom did something about it..that’s not good 😢

    • @humbughumbughumbug
      @humbughumbughumbug Месяц назад

      Yup that's why body shops tend to paint the surrounding panels along with the damaged one, because the match will never be perfect

  • @mojouk8935
    @mojouk8935 Месяц назад +27

    free rats in your home!

  • @slothofwaw5544
    @slothofwaw5544 Месяц назад

    This is why I love this channel; usually when a video like the one shown at the beginning pops out, hundreds of people will make videos or posts about it and play it off as yet another funny video of Chinese ripping off people and because the video looks like something that could actually happen nobody will call them out, allowing them to jump on the trend. It's so refreshing to see someone that cares enough to make well thought out video where the end goal is not to make fun of another culture fr views

  • @Apocalypse_Meow...
    @Apocalypse_Meow... 13 дней назад

    It's like the old VW Beatles~ the emergency kit has tape, rubber bands and paper clips 😂😂😂

  • @SilentMurphyTheSpy
    @SilentMurphyTheSpy Месяц назад +82

    I have one of these, it runs like a champ, Its a Lincoln "continental" breakfast 😂

    • @NiobiumThyme
      @NiobiumThyme Месяц назад +8

      Thanks for making me smile.

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      ​@@NiobiumThymeThis is a fake channel . Those are old tiktok videos from 2016 . This channel views are dropping fast . He's desparate 😂😂😂

    • @ilari90
      @ilari90 Месяц назад +2

      @@zacksmith5963 Still funnier than you. And china has tik tok?

    • @NiobiumThyme
      @NiobiumThyme Месяц назад +3

      @@zacksmith5963 my comment was to @scilentmurphythespy 's comment, not the video. Thank you for your unsolicited and unrelated comment.

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      @@NiobiumThyme my comment was to everyone in this channel

  • @MillywiggZ
    @MillywiggZ Месяц назад +35

    Not sure if some editing is going on here. Like they film the “completed” repair on something intact without breakage. Then they damage the object and go through the whole noodle ritual hahaa!

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +3

      This is a fake channel . Those are old tiktok videos from 2016 . This channel views are dropping fast . He's desparate 😂😂😂

    • @ChickensAndGardening
      @ChickensAndGardening Месяц назад +5

      Nothing on the internet is real.

    • @mwk1
      @mwk1 Месяц назад +1

      That's one of the Rules of The Internet - The Cake is a Lie 😎

  • @87solarsky
    @87solarsky Месяц назад +67

    They don't just lack in innovation, they also lack in proper morals.

    • @RedWolfenstein
      @RedWolfenstein Месяц назад +1

      Morals isn't a universal. Our current moral framework in the West would have been abhorrent two generations ago.

    • @LawfulBased
      @LawfulBased Месяц назад +6

      Incredible indeed.
      So incredible in fact I can't decide wether to be impressed or disgusted by this.
      How can some people be so impressive in all the scamming ways?
      I believe that guy can fix himself up so well he might even be let into the pearly gate.

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +2

      You described usa 🇺🇸
      This is a fake channel . Those are old tiktok videos from 2016 . This channel views are dropping fast . He's desparate 😂😂😂

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      ​@@RedWolfensteinno Country named west

    • @smalltownhomesteadAC
      @smalltownhomesteadAC Месяц назад

      They aren’t Christian. And since we’ve let go of Christ our morals are more than dubious today. Encouraging children and teens to change their gender and remove their body parts? Never ending Wars? Destruction of society through mass immigration? Meh…we need to look at ourselves first.

  • @СергейД-х7щ
    @СергейД-х7щ Месяц назад +2

    Well, if you need to fill out a missing bit of a broken plastic - you can use baking soda and super glue in thin layers (warning: hardens instantly and getting really hot, some kind of exothermic reaction). It becomes rock hard, not sure if you will be able to cut, sand or drill it. If you don't want the mixture to harden instantly - you can use table salt instead

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C Месяц назад

      The glue reacts with moisture, and baking soda is well known to clump because it pulls moisture from the air. Add to that the massive surface area of a pile of powder, and that is where the heat comes from. The end result of curing cyanoacrylate glue is acrylic, so it is perfectly sandable and drillable if the material used is not harder than the acrylic (like sand).

    • @СергейД-х7щ
      @СергейД-х7щ Месяц назад

      @@BlackWolf18C so, theoretically thin layer of glue, then drop of water, then whipe and more glue should work as well? I've got to try...

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C Месяц назад +1

      @@СергейД-х7щ A super fine mist of water, maybe, but a droplet will cause the surface to cure and prevent any glue underneath from getting to the water. With thin enough glue layers, like wiped on with a cloth, it works great. It's just very slow to build up any decent thickness compared to using a powdered medium to wick the glue.

    • @СергейД-х7щ
      @СергейД-х7щ Месяц назад

      @@BlackWolf18C ok, thanks for the information mate, cheers!

  • @Mr_Jumbles
    @Mr_Jumbles 29 дней назад +1

    "painting the grout in" has to be the most china-ism I've ever heard

  • @FrankHarwald
    @FrankHarwald Месяц назад +4

    Here's a thing: super glue is hard & can be used as a binding agent, yes. But it does have one drawback: it's fairly brittle once it has hardened & it keeps slowly getting more brittle over time, but worse if you expose it to water even after it has settled it will still accelerate its brittling, which is why super glue should NOT be used for things which are supposed to last, come in contact with water or for load bearing structures. Instead, in constructions super-glue is only good for temporary or auxillary structures before being covered in (proper) resins (epoxy...) or foams or spray on concrete/clay & prototyping (for example in combination with paper mache & wire mesh fencings).

  • @sparklesunshine6263
    @sparklesunshine6263 Месяц назад +78

    **China is Making Cars out of Noodles**
    Okay that weird but interesting.
    **10 second into the video, saw the sausages mixed in**
    Laugh uncontrollably.

  • @KamelzeI
    @KamelzeI Месяц назад +46

    0:26 aaaaaand hotdogs! Do not vorget about the hotdogs!

    • @mareksan1123
      @mareksan1123 Месяц назад +3

      I’m surprised there weren’t some spring rolls and dim sims

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux Месяц назад +2

      Gotta have load bearing structures within the noodle base.

    • @adamgoodword7888
      @adamgoodword7888 Месяц назад

      ... and dont leave out the mustard and ketchup.

  • @jacsreactions2487
    @jacsreactions2487 Месяц назад +1

    "Did you use noodles to repair my car?!" "Sir, please, I am a professional. I used sausage reinforced instant ramen."

  • @notablemind
    @notablemind Месяц назад

    I love this video. It is a throwback to early serpentza content where he just points out fun (ridiculous) things in China that everyone in both sides of the world can enjoy.
    I don't mind critical things once in a while if you balance it out with some light hearted and good things to! Please keep this up serpentza!

  • @HouMat-if5fi
    @HouMat-if5fi Месяц назад +17

    Probably fake noodles too.

  • @anthropicandroid4494
    @anthropicandroid4494 Месяц назад +5

    From an old furniture restorer: Sufficiently advanced "graining" can appear to be magic.

  • @7_of_9
    @7_of_9 Месяц назад +50

    You guys should see how they used toothpaste to hold building construction and highway bridges in China 😅😂😂

    • @asandax6
      @asandax6 Месяц назад +6

      You mean the bridges and buildings made of Tofu?

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад

      Pfft, I've seen worse! Look up "gutter oil"

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      That's florida 😂

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@asandax6that's baltimore😂😂😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад

      The audacity! They deleted my comment! Just because I said they use sewage oil

  • @8itesize
    @8itesize Месяц назад

    5:40 I’m a trained body repair technician. I’m making it sound fancier than it is but it’s super fun to do. I don’t do it as a job any more but I do it for people around me when they get dents dings and other cosmetic damage. The colour matching is by far the part I find easiest. One of those people that just guess what a colour is before I mix it.

  • @brooktu4249
    @brooktu4249 Месяц назад +1

    In Australia, we call this art "bogging". You take the "bog" (quick set plaster) and shape it into whatever you need. Old guys like myself are pretty good with this sort of thing because that's ALL there was back in the day. We fixed holes in plaster and 'Fibro' walls, and we resculpted whole sections of our vehicles. I mean, you wouldn't want one of these fixers but they were super impressive. Not one time did any of us think of using noodles as a base. Ya learn something new every day.

    • @agalah408
      @agalah408 Месяц назад

      Agreed. My Prado fell over on a bush track (no I wasn't the driver) The winch worked and put it back on its wheels. Some blocks of wood and a volkswagon jack pushed the roof back where it should be. A little bit of judicious bog and touch up paint and a new taillight assembly. The repair cost half of what the insurance excess would have been and it was back to normal in 4 days. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. Probably stronger now than the original.

    • @ms3862
      @ms3862 Месяц назад

      Yeah but you can't bog a toilet or basin, it's not waterproof lol

  • @Ejuicey
    @Ejuicey Месяц назад +27

    Using baking soda etc with cyanoacrylate ( superglue) is a known fix for many things. But noodles, no, and hotdogs has to be a joke.

    • @JohnSmith-ti2kp
      @JohnSmith-ti2kp Месяц назад

      @Ejuicy= The only thing that works for cracking finger tips to mend.

    • @Ejuicey
      @Ejuicey Месяц назад +3

      @@JohnSmith-ti2kp super glue is an awesome emergency cut sealer. Used it loads, including twice on my dog, I carry it daily in my man bag 😁

    • @sativagirl1885
      @sativagirl1885 Месяц назад

      it looks 114% KOSHER so the dog stays!

    • @Ejuicey
      @Ejuicey Месяц назад +5

      @@sativagirl1885 joking aside, it's really a good emergency wound closure, my dog cut his paws when we were out shooting, used glue to seal, stop bleeding, and helped on the way to the vet.

    • @Ejuicey
      @Ejuicey Месяц назад +3

      @@sativagirl1885 there is "medical" super glue, it's an extra refined version of the normal, was used in several wars. But I and family never had issues with it on deep cuts.

  • @georgina979
    @georgina979 Месяц назад +14

    Imagine if they used the talent to for quality work.

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 Месяц назад

      It's pathological. They want to cheat their way to the top, so they'll do it

  • @skiingfast1
    @skiingfast1 Месяц назад +9

    What would you expect out of china?

  • @alexander1989x
    @alexander1989x Месяц назад +2

    If China used half of its skills from cutting corners to useful stuff, they might actually get things done properly.

  • @johnlacroix1639
    @johnlacroix1639 Месяц назад

    WOW amazing TY so much ,,Keep up the great work

  • @nodink5170
    @nodink5170 Месяц назад +12

    It's ccp answers to American duct tape..

  • @brandonpearson1762
    @brandonpearson1762 Месяц назад +4

    It’d be better just using baking soda with a superglue, that can be used to fix all kinds of things and it gets extremely hard. There’s like a chemical reaction that occurs and it’s quick.

  • @RainMaking
    @RainMaking Месяц назад +19

    Ahahah That’s really funny, I actually do this as profession, hand paint “fake marble” wood and so on… i might be able to replicate any surface with 25 years of experience or so…. But bloody hell!!! It’d take me daaaaayyys and days and days of work. This guys are either magicians or they done it a billion times!… big respect!😂😅

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +3

      This is a fake channel . Those are old tiktok videos from 2016 . This channel views are dropping fast . He's desparate 😂😂😂

    • @radioface86
      @radioface86 Месяц назад

      ​@zacksmith5963 uh oh found the Chinese shill.

    • @iamcarbonandotherbits.8039
      @iamcarbonandotherbits.8039 Месяц назад +2

      What you're talking about is called marble and graining, after completing my city and guilds in painting and decorating, I took the option of doing a extra 6 week course in marble and graining as a bonus to my skills. With the right brushes and combs (which are bloody expensive) it takes me up to 2 or 3 days to do a door, allowing for drying time.

    • @supernova743
      @supernova743 Месяц назад +1

      Video magic. Just swap out the tile at the last shot.

  • @joemck85
    @joemck85 Месяц назад

    Super glue sticks things together, but can't fill spaces unless you add some suitable filler. You can buy special packs that come with a bottle of cyanoacrylate adhesive and a bottle of some sort of finely granulated filler. Or you can use regular super glue and baking soda, or apparently instant noodles. At least with baking soda, it hardens almost instantly, and within a minute it's hard enough that you can use a file to shape it like you might if it was a hard plastic. You can then apply a light coat of straight super glue to "seal" the surface and make it glossy.
    I have a nice earphone that had part of the shell break, and I repaired it with the baking soda technique a few years ago. It's held up since. I'd definitely use some sort of wood putty, epoxy, Durabond or similar for larger holes, and repair anything structural with proper parts, but super glue + filler is definitely viable for small stuff.

  • @Psi01
    @Psi01 Месяц назад

    If it's just for appearances, using dry instant noodles as a reinforcing phase for a super glue matrix isn't a bad idea. It's really just a composite material. Reinforced concrete, made with steel rebar, is an example of an artificial composite. Wood and bone are actually also composite materials, but of the natural kind.

  • @mirceazaharia2094
    @mirceazaharia2094 Месяц назад +69

    No. This is too idiotic, to unbelievable. If this is true, then reality is really stranger than fiction.

    • @infinitykiyen6270
      @infinitykiyen6270 Месяц назад +9

      Because reality is indeed stranger than fictions... Try check all the latest science on research about stars. I'm a geeks in that area and I will say...
      "Planet size diamond do exist"
      lol
      That's enough to throw nomies off.

    • @infinitykiyen6270
      @infinitykiyen6270 Месяц назад +5

      Like anything we thought didn't exist...
      Universe be like "You call?" lol

    • @conor7154
      @conor7154 Месяц назад +3

      It’s very, very obviously not and I don’t get why this guy is so desperate. Someone repaired a car in the cheapest way imaginable and sold it and the buyer discovered what happened. This guy then tried to say, unironically, “every car in China is made out of noodles.” For 11 minutes. Repeating the same things he does in every video. With an ad.

    • @dartr045
      @dartr045 Месяц назад +3

      Economic problem. Cannot buy ceramic, wood, you name it. When you want something fast, you must do whatever you can to fix it, even it's noodles or food.
      Mindset that it reaches in a thin strings.

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 Месяц назад +8

      @@conor7154 Err... he immediately said that it was done for clicks and then showed how people can use almost anything (with superglue) look good as new.

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 Месяц назад +22

    Noodles? I thought China used tofu construction. I guess noodles are higher tech.

  • @alext6933
    @alext6933 Месяц назад +21

    He's obviously just very skilled and uses the noodles for clicks.

  • @ariesmight6978
    @ariesmight6978 Месяц назад +1

    The noodles will absorb moisture and water. Which would lead to. At least one type of mold growing.

  • @sarahjoy1977
    @sarahjoy1977 Месяц назад

    A friend of ours repeatedly repaired my broken washing machine door latch with a mixture of super glue and baking soda, making a rock-like substance with it and filing it down to the shape of the latching pieces that were left. He kept it going for several years that way.

  • @senvivaviro
    @senvivaviro Месяц назад +21

    He was mixing that bondo directly on the brick... Is this an example of the Chinese just not caring about making a mess or destroying public property?

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      usa we make cars out of card board

    • @coletrain3333
      @coletrain3333 Месяц назад +1

      Really shows they don't give a shit about anyone else.

    • @coletrain3333
      @coletrain3333 Месяц назад

      ​@@zacksmith5963ccp=whiney the poo

    • @cypher6083
      @cypher6083 Месяц назад

      Correct. They care only about themselves. It's like a culture of sociopaths.

  • @yvonnezed
    @yvonnezed Месяц назад +22

    Well that's a new take on food safety.. 😂

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      In usa we can't even afford cars

    • @yvonnezed
      @yvonnezed Месяц назад

      Course not... 🧐🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @totalredeem44
    @totalredeem44 Месяц назад +8

    Wood chips fillings could be convincing too =D

    • @Steamrick
      @Steamrick Месяц назад +4

      but noodles are more memetic

    • @totalredeem44
      @totalredeem44 Месяц назад +3

      @@Steamrick It's a firm structure if you think about it...

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +1

      In usa we make cars out of cars board

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 Месяц назад +1

      ​@totalredeem44 not if it gets wet

    • @totalredeem44
      @totalredeem44 Месяц назад +2

      @@samsonsoturian6013 But it has been coated thoroughly.

  • @OddGamerCA
    @OddGamerCA 3 дня назад +1

    Guess you can’t run hot water through those sinks

  • @JBSbass
    @JBSbass Месяц назад

    soften 2 min noodles with warm water for a minute, drain noodles, chop noodles into smaller bits, mash together with a fork or back of spoon, crack an egg white or two into mix and shape noodles into whatever you can imagine. Air and light exposure will set it rock hard, you can even sand it. Noodles are full of starch, a carbohydrate. In a perfected world we probably would not eat it.

  • @Grunty_Thirst
    @Grunty_Thirst Месяц назад +9

    i did this same thing but with wood dust as a kid.....never thought of using noodles........ this is fucking stupid...........................

    • @maclivingston9268
      @maclivingston9268 Месяц назад

      I can't tell whether it's stupid or genius.... If it works and it's effective and efficient, why not? 🤷 The have an abundance of noodles apparently.

    • @Grunty_Thirst
      @Grunty_Thirst Месяц назад +2

      ​@@maclivingston9268give it a few months and it will probably get moldy after it absorbs all the moisture in the air because they used noodles...............................

  • @rogerm4310
    @rogerm4310 Месяц назад +2

    They will repair their sunken nuclear sub by this method. Wow.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR Месяц назад +11

    I was gonna say why not just use simple art airdry clay but then I remembered instant noodles is both cheaper and INSTANT

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад +1

      😂In usa we make cars out of cars board

  • @TheStigma
    @TheStigma Месяц назад

    It is really just cyanoacrylate that is being used here - a chemical relative to acrylic plastic. The noodles are just a (meme) framework and filler for the glue to attach to since it's not something you can easily build up - it needs some initial support. You could use almost any particulate or porous material for this purpose as long as it will wet ok. Aside from being quite brittle, cyanoacrylate is very expensive by-volume compared to other (much stronger) resin options like polyester or epoxy which you could do the exact same thing with. Superglue has it's uses - but for anyone thinking of trying something like this - just be aware that this isn't a very good tool for the job.

  • @saturn7_dev
    @saturn7_dev Месяц назад +1

    Its making me hungry - maybe I will go out and take a bite out of my car....

  • @geralt7144
    @geralt7144 Месяц назад +4

    A fast and portable snack

  • @Pryvyd9
    @Pryvyd9 Месяц назад +10

    3:42 are those noodles?

  • @spqr2124
    @spqr2124 Месяц назад +4

    10:01 that is dumb there is no need for instant noodles when you're going to mix it with Bondo and hardener I mean, why?

    • @ENGRAINING
      @ENGRAINING Месяц назад

      noodles are a lucky symbol

    • @martinsaint9999
      @martinsaint9999 Месяц назад +1

      Noodles as a filler material are much cheaper that bondo for the whole part.

  • @highlandlab1924
    @highlandlab1924 Месяц назад

    I used paint stripper with dichloromethane and methanol and soaked clean cigarette butts and they melted and smelled like vinegar. The resin hardened into a plastic after it dried.
    Cigarette butt cotton is cellulose acetate btw. Some people still think its actual cotton or asbestos.

  • @mlisaj1111
    @mlisaj1111 Месяц назад

    The crushed noodle trick is cool but not new. You could buy wood putty (a mix of glue and sawdust that dries hard) or make a filler for furniture repairs.
    As said, how good it looks depends on your painting/finishing skills, and even just color matching is tough.

  • @Bobman84
    @Bobman84 Месяц назад +4

    Weirdly impressive, but as with almost anything Chinese - it never lasts for long.

  • @ctb1977
    @ctb1977 Месяц назад +11

    This has got to be a skit. I don't believe a guy bought a Beamer made from noodles

    • @conor7154
      @conor7154 Месяц назад +1

      Guy buys a used car. Former owner is a scammer. Guy on RUclips selling ads: “every car in China is made out of noodles. Sign up for express vpn!”

    • @mattw6705
      @mattw6705 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@conor7154He never says that, get a life Conor. Also learn how to spell your own name, chinese bot. It's Connor not Conor.

  • @blipblop47
    @blipblop47 Месяц назад +6

    About the whole "fixing anything with noodles" thing. Was it not cirtisized for being a footage played in reverse? As these videos are always(yes always) full of cuts?

    • @Alice_Fumo
      @Alice_Fumo Месяц назад +3

      well, without cuts you would watch glue harden. even superglue takes a long time to harden if applied _this_ liberally.
      Of course it's possible that it's all fake, just like the "restoring disgusting stuff found in the wild videos" (nintendo ds, legend of zelda cartridge, guitar, etc.) which made the rounds on RUclips..
      I don't think that there is anything about this which wouldn't actually work in principle, though and in the case of the intro scene of the noodle car, it was clearly real.

    • @toddjohnson5692
      @toddjohnson5692 Месяц назад

      Yes these are all hoaxes. Just take a before picture, do some sanding, then break the item, pretend to put noodles in etc and play that part first.

  • @Jangdho
    @Jangdho Месяц назад +1

    thanks mcky tv for this great video

  • @F8Tributo
    @F8Tributo Месяц назад

    People that work on guitars sometimes use bone dust and crazy glue to repair the bridge or more commonly the nut, that holds the strings in order. Another useful material is cigarette filters.

  • @georgegonzalez2476
    @georgegonzalez2476 Месяц назад +5

    One hates to generalize about other cultures, but I think this says something profound about Chinese ways of thought. It's perfectly okay to do a temporary fix, or to fool someone, even though you know it's bound to fail. What a huge social problem!

    • @amicaaranearum
      @amicaaranearum Месяц назад +1

      I think he’s just doing it for fun (and clicks).

  • @dan78kit
    @dan78kit Месяц назад +5

    lol these Noodles videos are fake. you can tell with the sink the shape of the fix isn't the shape of the break. its just painted to look like a fix they are filming a good painted sink and then rearranging the video to look like they are fixing it.

  • @stevesmith8155
    @stevesmith8155 Месяц назад +10

    Who knew that Tofu Dreg actually meant tofu was used in the construction?

  • @bobbarker1476
    @bobbarker1476 Месяц назад

    Cotton, superglue and baking soda combined is a phenomenal repair solution.

  • @Jamoise
    @Jamoise Месяц назад

    I've always called it "CA" Glue, there is a difference between super glue and CA glue, super is general purpose, CA is for high strength applications, filling and can work with metals, ceramics or glass.

  • @mannysynth1664
    @mannysynth1664 Месяц назад +12

    I can understand noodles will have some solidifying qualities, but why the sausages?

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Месяц назад +10

      Well, originally, the guy who made the videos was doing it likely as a "running gag", since the videos were not meant to be serious.
      I know a Blacksmith in the Baltics who puts chilli and pepper into his metalworks, mainly as a way to "Give it some spice". He mentioned a few times that it was a bit of a running joke.
      Of course, a sizable portion of China has a habit of straight up copying successful products and trends, _without_ fully understanding what they mean or _how_ to use the methods.
      The guy who patched up his car with Instant Noodles for New Years' day, mainly to hide the hole in his bumper, actually pulled a clever move by not only adding some backing to the noodles through the use of tissue paper, but actually mixed the noodles into the epoxy and added hardener, which is an actual method to both strengthen epoxy structures, while also allowing them to last longer if the reinforcement material is something that would otherwise rot away.
      That guy knew to use it to repair _Cosmetic_ damage, rather than _Structural..._ Unlike the guy who tried to repair a broken bed with the same methods.

    • @theymusthatetesla3186
      @theymusthatetesla3186 Месяц назад +4

      ....for flavour!! ;)

    • @karelenhenkie666
      @karelenhenkie666 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Victor-056yeah to me this looks like skilled craftsmen doing a funny video to display their skills and it become a trend. If you can use noodles to repair something with no evidente of a break you clearly know what your doing and wouldnt use noodles in any situation other then to have a laugh. Us craftsmen like to laugh sometimes between doing serious work😂

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight Месяц назад

      @@Victor-056 You don't know a "Blacksmith in the Baltics", you watched the guy's channel.

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 Месяц назад +1

      @@n4ughty_knight Well I don't want to drop his name since I worry what may happen if I do.
      Guy wants nothing to do with the current conflict there, so I am willing to let him keep his peace.

  • @dominikbrum8453
    @dominikbrum8453 Месяц назад +4

    My therapist: "tropical Winston doesn't exist and can't hurt you"
    Wintosn: 🌴🥥🍹

  • @mikestewart4752
    @mikestewart4752 Месяц назад +4

    1:05. Why not just get rid of the toilet and go back to sh!tting in a hole in the floor?

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan Месяц назад +1

      1-step fertilizer 😂

    • @Alhaneef1444
      @Alhaneef1444 Месяц назад

      They already do that actually

  • @danielwalther5841
    @danielwalther5841 Месяц назад

    Dear Mr. Serpenza, if you continue like this, it will become a real comedy channel...the comments are also priceless!

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      Don't worry . It's already a joke channel
      .4 videos and no views

  • @cafn8ed74
    @cafn8ed74 Месяц назад

    I spent some time working with a prototype/ model maker, and learned that CA glue sprinkled with baking soda makes a very good (and fast) filler.

  • @ElenaRadu33
    @ElenaRadu33 Месяц назад +6

    Noodles and hotdogs

  • @warrenlanham9088
    @warrenlanham9088 Месяц назад +5

    China really is the god of knock offs

    • @zacksmith5963
      @zacksmith5963 Месяц назад

      Agreed . China created usa . A knock off of uk 😂

  • @Brimannn1
    @Brimannn1 Месяц назад +6

    R.I.P. to everyone who thinks it’s real

    • @Scrahdabley
      @Scrahdabley Месяц назад

      You're a classic NPC irl

    • @Brimannn1
      @Brimannn1 Месяц назад

      @@Scrahdabley You’re a Virgin irl

    • @Brimannn1
      @Brimannn1 Месяц назад

      @@Scrahdabley You’re a Virgin irl..

    • @donnyd9453
      @donnyd9453 Месяц назад

      I can't even tell who is acting now

  • @ZvookUK
    @ZvookUK Месяц назад

    In the west we use baking soda and super glue. I’ve also used cigarette ash and superglue to repair broken plastic parts… but I’ve never seen the technique used for such big repairs! 😅