If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2022
  • What crimes would Lord Farquaad (Shrek), The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2), Makunga (Madagscar: Escape 2 Africa), Megamind (Megamind) and Tighten (Megamind) be charged with?
    A video examining what would Dreamworks villains be charged with if they were to be in court.
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  • @SPhantoms9000
    @SPhantoms9000 Год назад +16391

    Seeing Megamind getting more charges than Titan makes the line "oh you're a villain alright. Just not a super one." hit even harder.

    • @polym_ly
      @polym_ly Год назад +398

      For real

    • @mtgalo
      @mtgalo Год назад +641

      "tighten"

    • @someprotogenontheinternet
      @someprotogenontheinternet Год назад +1198

      and then still has enough rizz to get pardoned

    • @thesadbread
      @thesadbread Год назад +606

      You gotta remember too that this is only the length of the movie, not even including his life of villainy

    • @stuffenjoyer6677
      @stuffenjoyer6677 Год назад +182

      Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one!

  • @tonycallme3667
    @tonycallme3667 Год назад +4761

    Megamind not getting a single death sentence shows how much of a guy he is, the dude practically made Prison his daily cycle, he walks in and out like it's tuesday.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 Год назад +361

      He is basically cartoon villain like team rocket that need to deal with actual evil person

    • @1OOXSN
      @1OOXSN Год назад +64

      *Like it’s Tuesday*

    • @johnpett1955
      @johnpett1955 Год назад +149

      @@chimera9818 yeah basically. He was kinda just bad because people expected him to be bad. It was only when he started dating Roxanne when he started being good.

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 Год назад +73

      Getting punched by Metroman is probably another Wednesday for Megamind.

    • @TheUnGhost
      @TheUnGhost Год назад +9

      Shouldn't he have gotten a death sentence for usurping Metro City?

  • @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper
    @Friendlyneighborhoodreaper Год назад +1341

    Fun fact: Escaping out of prison is legal in Germany, as seeking freedom is a natural human desire. You just gotta expect to be re-inprisoned later, and you gotta make sure that you don't commit any other crimes while escaping

    • @ceciliaslepmet4840
      @ceciliaslepmet4840 Год назад +64

      That's good

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ Год назад +40

      huh, neat

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 11 месяцев назад +162

      Honestly, after certain... Unethical work camps, It's logical the new government would want to leave a backdoor for its citizens in case things go sour again (Since that was a real worry right after the war)

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord 11 месяцев назад +113

      @@d4n737If you escape you will still be returned to prison if caught, but you won’t have additional punishment (outside of any crimes you commit while escaping)

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 10 месяцев назад +39

      Note that mousait uses US laws usually, so he wouldn’t consider this. I didn’t even know about this though!

  • @torvus249
    @torvus249 Год назад +783

    Regarding Megamind's crimes, I feel the $2,500 fine in the beginning would probably be waived, since he's so young and genuinely can't be held accountable for his actions.

    • @redscallionanimations2167
      @redscallionanimations2167 8 месяцев назад +86

      Yeah, that sentence would probably go to the other prisoners who had him do it

    • @Razsac
      @Razsac 6 месяцев назад +58

      And we could charge the government people for something related to imprisoning an inocent child

    • @anshkathiria4633
      @anshkathiria4633 6 месяцев назад +5

      How tf does this comment have over 85 likes, and 2 comments???

    • @torvus249
      @torvus249 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@anshkathiria4633 Guess people don't have much to add :p

    • @anshkathiria4633
      @anshkathiria4633 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@torvus249and how are you replying 14 minutes after I typed?!! Most ppl just ignore the comment?

  • @SimplySunky
    @SimplySunky Год назад +1736

    "This man has no rizz and is also putting Roxanne under a lot of danger with his flirting techniques." The most savage way to charged someone.

    • @gordonrams_into4539
      @gordonrams_into4539 Год назад +34

      He certainty has more rizz than tighten

    • @ajdoesactuallyplaygames
      @ajdoesactuallyplaygames Год назад

      He should have a life sentence for his L rizz

    • @jakedogan4875
      @jakedogan4875 Год назад +42

      This guy definitely needs a rizztraining order

    • @edwardtye4119
      @edwardtye4119 Год назад

      'The court sentences you to four deaths, 5 lives and 90 years in prison, plus a 60 million dollar fine for lack of rizz'

    • @zacharyhopkins1328
      @zacharyhopkins1328 Год назад +13

      No rizz that right there was a violation

  • @cloaker1619
    @cloaker1619 Год назад +2422

    I like it how the only villian in this video not to receive the death penalty even once was Megamind for obvious reasons.

    • @elmejorcanal
      @elmejorcanal Год назад

      Actually he usurped power and committed domestic terrorism when he went in his robot to cause terror while waiting for Titan. Those should have been two death penalties.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 Год назад

      He never murdered anyone, he only committed theft and at worst kidnapping of same person

    • @d1kgaws12
      @d1kgaws12 Год назад +103

      Not even without the pardon, even though he got a usurpation charge, which got other villains a death penalty.

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana Год назад +151

      @@d1kgaws12 Maybe the sentence's worse for the leader of a country than for a mayor.

    • @alextaylor3380
      @alextaylor3380 Год назад +225

      A big part of it was likely the fact that it was nonviolent. Every other villain had things like murder on the docket, while Megamind pretty much just strolled right in and everyone just surrendered.

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________ Год назад +163

    i love how the warden is just so used to megamind escaping that when he does it again he just wishes them luck and waits for someone to untie him

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Месяц назад +8

      It's a game for the warden. He knows it's practically impossible to keep Megamind contained permanently so he just decided to enjoy the ride while doing his best to at least make it tricky.

    • @Imacatp3rson
      @Imacatp3rson 24 дня назад +2

      He knows he's doing it for a good reason anyway. He was their last hope to defeat Tighten.

  • @ausdorian3252
    @ausdorian3252 Год назад +209

    5:13 "This man has no rizz" Dang guess he is going to the bitchless jail too

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Год назад +2701

    Imagine getting locked up in a cage and then your fate gets decided by getting turned into a rug. That has to be one of the worst ways to die.

    • @eddiebrock8639
      @eddiebrock8639 Год назад +265

      That had to be the darkest scene from Shrek. It's really sad that Mama Bear had to go out like that.

    • @Hi-cm1cj
      @Hi-cm1cj Год назад +96

      @@amityohcramity69New copypasta unlocked.

    • @Acroflame
      @Acroflame Год назад +93

      @@amityohcramity69 OH NO YOU DON’T
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    • @mr.calebdekarkeh1641
      @mr.calebdekarkeh1641 Год назад +17

      Rip mama bear

    • @Gizeh59
      @Gizeh59 Год назад

      @AmityOhCramity69 shut up

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 Год назад +3868

    Megamind caused a lot of damage in Metrocity throughout his villainous career, but unlike any other animated villains, he at least paid all the damage and is pleaded not guilty at the end. This shows how much of a great villain protagonist he is. Even villains have standards too.

    • @KoroxasHeart
      @KoroxasHeart Год назад +207

      Plus he did lost faith of who going to stop him, causing lost of villainy a bit and trying to get someone to be hero to stop him again, only to end up creating another villain that he has to stop.

    • @Acroflame
      @Acroflame Год назад +139

      I don’t think he actually killed anyone either

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 Год назад +98

      How do you get pardoned with 87 life sentences on your record? This has to be the biggest pardon in History! Name one person who had a bigger sentence than this guy!

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Год назад +38

      _Professionals have standards._
      Say Mr. Friendship. I wonder if one day someone will take into account other characters sins, like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. Good guys I guess can be one of them? Like SpongeBob himself despite his accolades has done A LOT OF STUFF, like collateral damage is obvious, but so much so that he wiped out the entire universe within seconds. While not explicitly mentioned/seen, this still includes God's like King Neptune or Ghosts like the Flying Dutchman...
      Yeah... Santa Claus wasn't kidding when he considered SpongeBob a LITERAL MENACE XD.

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Год назад +24

      That’s SUPER villain to you

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 Год назад +123

    9:24 I'm impressed by the fact that the 88 life sentences perfectly lined up at this point.
    (The warden mentions 88 life sentences during this section)

  • @zacharygunning5982
    @zacharygunning5982 Год назад +82

    7:18
    forgot the no rizz charge. 50 years and 75 hours of community service.

  • @darwaniangovernment
    @darwaniangovernment Год назад +2177

    If there were a Megamind sequel, I'd want it to start with a montage of Megamind doing community service for all the property he's destroyed
    Edit: idk what people are talking about there is no Megamind sequel

    • @andrewnobody6737
      @andrewnobody6737 Год назад +198

      Watch "Megamind: Button Of Doom" its the only piece of media that gives an epilogue to his character

    • @SammySamSams
      @SammySamSams Год назад +93

      @@andrewnobody6737 its so sad its only a short and not a movie

    • @Dookieman1975
      @Dookieman1975 Год назад +61

      There’s button of doom which was supposed to start a tv show. And now we might get one on peacock through the power of memes… I am not kidding

    • @beterbomen
      @beterbomen Год назад +55

      Apparently, next year we're going to get "Megamind's guide to Protecting your City", which is supposedly an animated series where we get to see what Megamind is up to now. I may involve that.

    • @chimera9818
      @chimera9818 Год назад +10

      Maybe they state that he will need to do community service as part time job once a day until he died

  • @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493
    @clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 Год назад +1216

    Megamind the “villain who’s not actually evil” getting more convictions than the literal supervillain is hilarious

    • @haassteambraker9959
      @haassteambraker9959 Год назад +179

      Well as Megamind said to Tighten:
      "You're a villain alright, just not a SUPER one!"

    • @RealMrCrimson
      @RealMrCrimson Год назад +48

      @@haassteambraker9959 oh yeah? whats the difference?

    • @sagardixit9247
      @sagardixit9247 Год назад +75

      @@RealMrCrimson... presentation!

    • @legomarioboy08
      @legomarioboy08 Год назад +23

      @@sagardixit9247 CHA! *welcome to the jungle begins*

    • @FreshZCORD
      @FreshZCORD Год назад +28

      Yeah its funny how he has the most charges despite being the least evil character in this video

  • @WJ_GUY
    @WJ_GUY 9 месяцев назад +17

    Megamind before: "No freedom?"
    Megamind in 9:44: "No imprisonment?"

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 5 месяцев назад +16

    *Combined crimes and sentences:*
    Crimes:
    1x torture
    2x coercion
    1x first degree murder
    2x usurping the throne
    1x unlawful attempted brutal execution
    1x unlawful imprisonment
    2x high treason
    1x identity fraud
    1x sexual assault
    2x second degree attempted murder
    2x battery
    1x inciting a riot
    1x stalking
    2x theft
    1x reckless endangerment
    1x involuntary manslaughter
    2x usurpation
    1x assault and battery
    1x domestic terrorism
    2x taking a hostage
    5x first degree attempted murder
    1x aggregated assault with a deadly weapon
    2x property damage
    85x prior convictions
    2x escaping lawful custody
    1x careless endangerment
    1x vandalism
    1x mass theft
    2x property destruction
    1x use of explosives
    Sentences:
    9 death penalties
    96 life sentences (88 pardoned)
    212 years (72 pardoned)
    $1,073,172,500 fine ($1,013,172,500 pardoned)
    Restraining order

  • @oakmeal2961
    @oakmeal2961 Год назад +1111

    Can't believe he left Mutilation and genocide out of Farquaad's charges. And before someone asks about the Genocide bit, I believe the fact that he turned Mama Bear into a rug combined with how he is rounding up Fairy Tale creatures at the start of the movie implies genocidal intentions on fairy tale creatures.

    • @beterbomen
      @beterbomen Год назад +98

      The whole reason Shrek goes to Lord Farquaad is because those fairytale creatures are forced to live in his swamp, so Farquaad doesn't attempt to kill them as of yet.

    • @NotmyRealname847
      @NotmyRealname847 Год назад

      @@beterbomen we'll if it's not technically genocide, which is notoriously difficult to prove anyway, it is at the very least ethnic cleansing.

    • @amandamakin1542
      @amandamakin1542 Год назад

      He put the bears into cages that were too small & other animals were hurt, so that's Animal Abuse. The Mama Bear being turned into a rug with his abuse of power is also poaching.
      Then there's Attempted Genocide (he would have had them all slain if he didn't decide to kick them out into a random swamp).
      Plus, Rumpelstiltskin makes Farquaad look like a saint in comparison (he was close to committing Genocide, as well as False Imprisonment & slavery of Ogres)

    • @_Toxicity
      @_Toxicity Год назад +81

      ​@@beterbomen But it could and probably does count as unlawful eviction.

    • @kauske
      @kauske Год назад

      @@beterbomen Moving 'undesirables' into camps and ghettos is usually the first step towards extermination; that said both genocide and forcing people into camps would be a crime under 'severe human rights violations' and would have to be punished by a tribunal by the UN or similar international court; it basically exceeds anything a judicial system is equipped for with typical laws. Also generally because to have the power to round up hundreds or thousands for extermination you usually have the power to change the laws to make it legal in your own jurisdiction. Can't be prosecuted normally in that case, so it generally goes under war crimes if/when the regime is overthrown.

  • @virtualpianosheets7143
    @virtualpianosheets7143 Год назад +2638

    I like that the writers of Megamind knew what his sentence would have been for the crimes he committed after he broke out. In beginning of the movie, the warden says he has 85 life sentences, but towards the end of the movie, during the scene where Minion as the Warden is talking to Megamind in his prison cell, he tells him he still has 88 life sentences to go.

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 Год назад +354

      Seriously? That's awesome!
      The creators of Megamind really did have a great attention to detail. One moment I love is how Metro Man appears behind Megamind for a single frame shortly before Metro Man's "death".

    • @eldritchabomination
      @eldritchabomination Год назад +50

      @@kylerivera3470wait what?? Really??

    • @eldritchabomination
      @eldritchabomination Год назад +37

      @@kylerivera3470 wow :000 that’s so cool!! Thank you!!!!

    • @deepwaveproduction8193
      @deepwaveproduction8193 Год назад +71

      I mean Megamind was born in prison and taught to do evil. If anything it’s the prison place fault to keep traumatizing a child and endangerment. Learning his actions to do evil. He never knew what is like to do good until Roxanne changed his life around to do good

    • @robbiewalker2831
      @robbiewalker2831 Год назад +20

      @@deepwaveproduction8193 And it was Metro Man’s fault for indoctrinating this notion; which he course corrected at the start of the movie for Megamind to learn.

  • @ActuallyAutistic631
    @ActuallyAutistic631 Год назад +35

    “THIS MAN HAS NO RIZZ” that took me off guard so much it was so hilarious

  • @Seko_isDumb
    @Seko_isDumb 2 месяца назад +18

    i loved the little detail about titan being titled "tighten", referencing to megamind's disability to read properly

  • @limwater8230
    @limwater8230 Год назад +2248

    A pardon in megamind: Character experienced trauma from a early age, resulting in aggressive actions to the city and acting out in what could be seen as more of a improve play, subconsciously never intending to harm or murder anyone. He was taught by many to do wrong, but he internally has been fighting this until he started to believe his actions were for a good propose of good vs evil. When he realised his actions were wrong and that he’s capable of being the good person he wanted to be, his behaviour changed to cleaning up the city, undoing mistakes he has made and protecting it from much worse criminals.
    In real life: A politician committed a war crime, but is friends with the president.

    • @sebastianrivera9537
      @sebastianrivera9537 Год назад +109

      Megamind 4 President

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon Год назад +38

      You forgot that one part where the character gets cozy job in FOX News :)

    • @Observer_Decay
      @Observer_Decay Год назад +110

      The prison also should rack up the charges of:
      Child neglect
      Child endangerment
      Child abuse
      And possibly child abduction for keeping an infant in the prison and keeping him imprisoned until elementary school

    • @cameronpottle5409
      @cameronpottle5409 Год назад +8

      I'm not terribly up to speed with US politics, who are you referring to?

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Год назад +35

      ​@@Observer_Decay Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

  • @zacky1010
    @zacky1010 Год назад +499

    I love how Fairy Godmother is on screen for seconds and she's immediately slapped with DEATH

    • @DimkaTsv
      @DimkaTsv Год назад +16

      I am not even sure she tried to kill Shrek...
      Harold didn't die, he only turned back into frog. So hard to assume Shrek would've died instead.
      But it is weaponized assault

    • @zacky1010
      @zacky1010 Год назад +46

      @@DimkaTsv idk but when the spell reflects back at her she dissolves into bubbles which seems pretty lethal to me
      as I like to say, *sentence commuted!*

    • @sparrow1862
      @sparrow1862 Год назад +12

      I think he returned to frog form because godmother died as I assume a potion wasn't used on him but her actual magic .

    • @lugismansion2400
      @lugismansion2400 Год назад +7

      @@DimkaTsv well since her own blast DID kill her by turning her into bubbles, it would be safely assumed that she was trying to either kill Shrek or harm him in a way that would cripple him for life

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 11 месяцев назад +3

      This starts *SUUUUPER* WELL!

  • @potatogirlcultist19
    @potatogirlcultist19 10 месяцев назад +74

    Fun fact: Even Megamind's $1.013B fine would not be enough to get the title of largest fine in history.

    • @jackhensley7728
      @jackhensley7728 5 месяцев назад

      what is the biggest fine

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 5 месяцев назад

      @@jackhensley7728 Pfizer had to pay up $1.3B for promoting drugs for uses not approved by the medical regulators.

    • @darkmoollll7703
      @darkmoollll7703 4 месяца назад +10

      @@jackhensley7728 alex Jones got over 1B

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Месяц назад

      @@darkmoollll7703but so did megamind what was the exact number

    • @sammygoboom5307
      @sammygoboom5307 Месяц назад +3

      Erm actually, gru got charged infinite dollars in the sentencing Illumination villains video

  • @IAmNotDiluc
    @IAmNotDiluc Год назад +21

    8:55 The dart game with the firetruck killed me 😭😭

  • @BusterBrown1217
    @BusterBrown1217 Год назад +830

    I love how Tighten went from like a million dollar fine and a life and a few years sentence to over 60 million in fines and 4 death sentences in like 10 seconds.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +76

      Speedrunning being a supervillain

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist Год назад +6

      Titan*

    • @BusterBrown1217
      @BusterBrown1217 Год назад +45

      @@LannyLeArtist It's canonically spelled both ways actually

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist Год назад +9

      @@BusterBrown1217 I figured that out after I commented this😭

    • @unsmart42069
      @unsmart42069 Год назад +26

      megamind went from 72 years, 88 lives, and 1 billion dollars to nothing in .016 seconds

  • @lemerbrix1375
    @lemerbrix1375 Год назад +868

    6:09
    Love how death by glamour is just playing in the background while tighten is just committing war crimes

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 Год назад +23

    You know it’s good when MOUSAIT puts death by glamour over tighten wrecking metrahcity.

  • @thefeatheredbutterfly7335
    @thefeatheredbutterfly7335 Год назад +7

    Megamind: Damn and I thought I WAS BAD. *YOU ALL HAVE DEATH SENTENCES-*

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 месяцев назад

      Titan: In terms of villainy…
      All: It’s like comparing Mario and King Boo in terms of good actions.

  • @mr.swordtoast
    @mr.swordtoast Год назад +597

    I love how Megaminds life sentence count went from 85 to 88, which is what's stated in the movie

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 Год назад +1500

    Honestly, the king in Shrek probably didn’t expect to survive Fairy Godmother’s lightning blast, but for once in media; we actually saw armor protect the user. So, bravo.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 Год назад +169

      and in a way that makes sense. Mirrors can rebound light and lasers, so it makes sense an energy beam, even if magic, would be rebounded on contact with a metal chestplate

    • @Cru128
      @Cru128 Год назад +114

      @@typo1345, the finish was also a mirror finish, so that argument is actually valid.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +59

      Shrek continues to be peak cinema

    • @JStryker47
      @JStryker47 Год назад +8

      But why did it still turn the king into a frog, if it was reflected?

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars Год назад +43

      @@JStryker47 Probably blowing up FGM revoked her magic on him

  • @Sen8810tgdh
    @Sen8810tgdh Год назад +23

    5:18 fr he got no rizz

  • @CakesAreNotTruths
    @CakesAreNotTruths Год назад +13

    7:57 funny how MegaMind doesn't get a charge for Solicitation to Kidnapping, maybe because Minion kidnapped Roxanne without MegaMind Telling him but it was fine for Minion to do that since it was sorta in MegaMind's Plan to Kill MetroMan

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ah, yes, that good old villain plan: Kidnapping the most important person of his/her/it/their archenemy to lure him/her/it/them.

  • @metalex64
    @metalex64 Год назад +541

    Wouldn't Megamind also get accused of identity theft 2 times due to him taking the appearance of the prison chief and Bernard? I mean it wouldn't change the final outcome, but still.

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 Год назад

      Oh also probably sexual assault too since he kissed Roxanne while pretending to be Bernard.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous Год назад +77

      And space dad, if he's even real.

    • @nekosparkclaw2833
      @nekosparkclaw2833 Год назад +89

      @@gibustheinfamous Use of a false identity is indeed illegal!

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 Год назад +19

      also metroman

    • @HoDoBoDo
      @HoDoBoDo Год назад +47

      For Space Dad if there is a crime for it, it would be "use of a false identity", idk if this is a crime. For the Warden and Bernard, it would be 2 seperate cases of identity theft. Still unsure if he should get an identity theft charge for impersonating Metroman, but tbf I don't think Metroman would even care because he's under a new identity which is "Musicman", and Megamind could impersonate him without any charge since Metroman technically isn't Metroman anymore.

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 Год назад +538

    Seeing as Hal ended up in prison by the end, it's likely he was charged and convicted with all that (except for the death penalty because Metro City is in Michigan and they don't have the death penalty)

    • @Curbinout
      @Curbinout Год назад +136

      Being in Michigan is already bad, a death penalty would be too much

    • @lol-fc9kg
      @lol-fc9kg Год назад +39

      @@Curbinout I didn't even know certain states have their own laws on that

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 Год назад +33

      Would be tried under Federal crimes tho.

    • @Talinrogue
      @Talinrogue Год назад +13

      Wait it takes place in Michigan?

    • @TheNeXTGUI
      @TheNeXTGUI Год назад +51

      @@lordvader6481 given the extremely large number of victims it does make sense for it to be tried federally

  • @SpaceGuyTDG810
    @SpaceGuyTDG810 Год назад +21

    0:26
    Thelonious said:
    "🤜 🪞"

    • @death_itself4509
      @death_itself4509 Месяц назад +1

      He's gonna get some years of bad luck after that XD

  • @TheWanderingSarah
    @TheWanderingSarah Год назад +12

    Megamind being the only one not executed is another level of irony

    • @AnDoneCom
      @AnDoneCom 8 месяцев назад

      Unrelated but based pfp yo

  • @solid_jade37
    @solid_jade37 Год назад +158

    I love how this guy has no intro, no explaination just goes straight into the video, i wish more youtubers were like this

    • @rasmuskock8077
      @rasmuskock8077 Год назад +1

      Absolutely. I love it when videos are simple like this, and without rambling

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Год назад

      ​@@rasmuskock8077I think I loved his very first videos more, when he didn't speak or explain any of the crimes occasionally and simply *[BAM]* slapped the sentence on the screen.
      It left a know nothing like me just guessing _what kind of nonsensical bullshit is gonna come next to the sound of that "bang"?_
      But don't get me wrong, his current format is still fantastic.
      Just wish he hadn't deleted his old videos, they were entertaining in their own right.

    • @anonymously_
      @anonymously_ Год назад

      @@MrDibara he had to add the voiceovers cuz youtube said that his videos needs to be more informative, prob if he was gonna keep making videos about copyrighted content

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara Год назад

      @@anonymously_ _Aaah, shit._ So basically, RUclips taking the fun out of all things. *Again.*
      Oh well, at least the old videos can still be found on the second channel.
      That's a win in my book. :)

  • @prestonhal
    @prestonhal Год назад +476

    I feel like Hal’s last two attempted murder charges wouldn’t be added because he was trying to kill Roxanne and Megamind for like 5 minutes. Yea he failed with the bus and eye beams, but it’s not like he stopped, left, and then came back to kill them.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 Год назад +49

      1 he was scared off and so again chose to attemot murder
      2 attempted murder against Minion is a separate charge from atrempted murder against Megamind, even if this doesn't explain Roxanne.

    • @kauske
      @kauske Год назад +11

      It depends on what the prosecution wants to do; trying to murder someone for 5 mins straight might be construed as multiple counts, or it might add in things like battery/attempted battery etc.

    • @TFalconwing
      @TFalconwing Год назад +4

      @@kauske I would assume every clear, distinct attempt that could be classified as "he did this, then he did this" would be argued as multiple counts.

    • @kauske
      @kauske Год назад +2

      @@TFalconwing Technically speaking, prosecution can try and charge you with anything under the sun; they just typically wont if they don't have a good chance of a conviction; that said, they might try and trick you into a plea-deal if their case is shitty, or try and get a signed confession or any number of underhanded things. Legal systems are weird.

  • @jacksoninaroar7517
    @jacksoninaroar7517 11 месяцев назад +3

    6:20 AYO THAT SONG IS amazing good undertale pick here’s a sticker ⭐️ you did it

  • @Koopai386
    @Koopai386 Год назад +9

    4:48 look he was just imagining things

    • @lily-if8ir
      @lily-if8ir 5 месяцев назад +7

      No he using his powers to stalk her

  • @cactiguy0722
    @cactiguy0722 Год назад +445

    Again I’ll always love the “this song is copyrighted”. such a creative and smart way to express the song and scene you put it in. Keep up the good work!!

  • @personfromtds7324
    @personfromtds7324 Год назад +195

    You forgot that Megamind punched a hole in the apartment's wall, which is property damage. He also committed identity theft twice for pretending to be Bernard and the chief of police.

    • @Mister-Red
      @Mister-Red Год назад +15

      Not the chief of police,it was the prison warden

    • @personfromtds7324
      @personfromtds7324 Год назад

      @@Mister-Red oh ok

    • @joshholland8564
      @joshholland8564 Год назад +4

      At least he never killed anyone

    • @dudewithnolifepoop
      @dudewithnolifepoop Год назад +5

      hAL sTEWART
      PREAPRE FOR UR DESTINYE

    • @zfilms4858
      @zfilms4858 Год назад +1

      Agreed with that. that's ~$200 for the Wall, , 8 Years and $10,000 for the Identity theft and 3 Year and $12,500 for Impersonating the Warden (Police Officer)

  • @P0BZO
    @P0BZO 2 месяца назад +1

    1:29 i love how you intentionally put farquad at the bottom of the scale instead of in the middle like every other character 💀

  • @dogekid7
    @dogekid7 Год назад +5

    9:42 imagine getting pardoned with a sentence of 72 years, 88 life sentences, and $1,013,172,500 😂😂😂😂

    • @Superemie401
      @Superemie401 7 месяцев назад

      No charges?

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 That Would Be Hilarious, But Given alright

  • @Glitchymack
    @Glitchymack Год назад +180

    I love how megamind has all these life sentences, then at the end it just plays some happy-go-lucky music and him being pardoned

  • @DA28007
    @DA28007 Год назад +133

    Megamind face fit well
    He'll be like:
    "No Sentence?"

  • @sold.4796
    @sold.4796 Год назад +2

    Aint No Way He Just Lets Fairy Godmother Get Away With Running A Drug Factory That May Or May Not Be Illegal 💀💀💀

  • @Insanity6419
    @Insanity6419 3 дня назад +1

    “This song is copyrighted,” “oh no” “I must replace it.” Absolute banger

  • @boredkitsunefuck628
    @boredkitsunefuck628 Год назад +273

    I love how everyone on the list gets the death sentence for a crime they did while Megamind doesn’t and gets pardoned in the end of it all. In summary he’s not just a villain. He’s a supervillain with standards.
    Edit: forgot to add how I felt over Titan destroying a city with Death by Glamour is playing. Funny as hell

    • @lugismansion2400
      @lugismansion2400 Год назад +14

      Well to be fair we never see him harm anyone else intentionally

    • @KnifeTossGaming
      @KnifeTossGaming 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes someone else noticed the undertale music!

    • @Spaghetti_Jester
      @Spaghetti_Jester 3 месяца назад

      Death by Terrorism

  • @MrEggBoi
    @MrEggBoi Год назад +443

    I like how Megamind does get arrested several times, he just never actually gets the punishments he’s supposed to

    • @AvalancheTV
      @AvalancheTV Год назад +7

      They probably don’t have a death system

    • @arshiaaghaei
      @arshiaaghaei Год назад +17

      @@AvalancheTV This is likely true otherwise Hal would be executed too

    • @emmakgb
      @emmakgb 11 месяцев назад +4

      The way movies deal with the villain is either killing it or just putting them in jail

  • @Mr_amogus
    @Mr_amogus Год назад +1

    “oh hey what name did you get from the name changer titan?” “Im not titan, I’m tighten.”

  • @unknownprofile2830
    @unknownprofile2830 15 дней назад +1

    4:14 you could make this case that inciting a riot is the Class A misdemeanor offense.

  • @Britshit
    @Britshit Год назад +160

    6:09 Watching the crimes stack up as Death by Glamour plays is pretty awesome to watch.

  • @curllum
    @curllum Год назад +187

    Love how the first 3 villains are all chill and not too bad, then we get to tighten

    • @yewjiaxiansam1962
      @yewjiaxiansam1962 Год назад +31

      Yeah but all of them got life and death sentences, which makes them dangerous criminals

    • @emoji3266
      @emoji3266 Год назад +4

      Wait till you hear of Lord Shen

    • @legioning
      @legioning Год назад +5

      @@yewjiaxiansam1962 88 life sentences

    • @Johnhhujj
      @Johnhhujj Год назад +13

      Are we overlooking farquad attempting to commit genocide on all of the fairytale creatures?

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад +4

      @@Johnhhujj Yes, because he's too much of a failure to be a threat

  • @jgm9807
    @jgm9807 Год назад +2

    6:09 "Who needs arms with eyes like these?" Shoots lasers out of his eyes. 👀

  • @MTailorTheChad
    @MTailorTheChad Год назад +28

    1:50 Already?💀💀💀

  • @Afrochilla
    @Afrochilla Год назад +218

    Megamind of all movies is one of the only triple A films that actually did charge the villains for their crimes, seeing Megamind’s sentence being acknowledged and Tighten living likely multiple life sentences at the end.

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 Год назад +1

      its great because while he is a massive dork and his plans never work due to the fact that metroman has literally no weaknesses he would technically be the smartest man on the planet. also i dont think he has killed anyone. just committed so many crimes it totaled to 85 life sentences.

    • @Abergsma54
      @Abergsma54 Год назад +1

      Funny because in real life Tighten would’ve gotten a death sentence

    • @dramaticmudderer5208
      @dramaticmudderer5208 Год назад +3

      @@Abergsma54 metro city is in Michigan

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 Год назад +3

      @@dramaticmudderer5208 I assume this is in reference to how Michigan doesn't have the death penalty; but I like to imagine you just wanted to provide some random megamind trivia.

    • @dramaticmudderer5208
      @dramaticmudderer5208 Год назад +1

      @@tommarsdon5644 Thank you, and it's both

  • @4dee9arr6
    @4dee9arr6 Год назад +208

    For Tighten, Destruction of property should have been included immediately after the theft charge due to him throwing the flower stand in the same scene.

    • @lounanotfluentinenglish
      @lounanotfluentinenglish Год назад +12

      Also wouldn't throwing such a big object from that high up endanger someone ? It could've landed anywhere !

    • @affanjamsari5752
      @affanjamsari5752 Год назад +12

      Reckless endangerment, property damage and theft in one scene.

    • @adamfpv8294
      @adamfpv8294 Год назад

      Isn’t it spelled “Titan”?

    • @4dee9arr6
      @4dee9arr6 Год назад +1

      @@adamfpv8294 It's a running joke in the movie that "Titan" couldn't be trademarked, so his official name is "Tighten".

    • @adamfpv8294
      @adamfpv8294 Год назад

      @@4dee9arr6 oh ok, thanks for clarifying.

  • @dexterthewulf3637
    @dexterthewulf3637 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hearing you say that Tighten has no rizz while also casually convincing him of Reckless Endangerment made me lose it

  • @coolxplayer12
    @coolxplayer12 Месяц назад +2

    Lord farquad's sentence seems like a complicated math equation 😅😅

  • @MultipleEnderPeople
    @MultipleEnderPeople Год назад +52

    MegaMind: In the Mayoral Office, a Winged-Golden chest can be seen, Matching depictions of the Holy artifact/weapon; The Ark of the Covenant.
    Being a holy relic (of sorts), I'd like to add a 'Grand Larceny' charge to MegaMind's convictions.

  • @daledilll9290
    @daledilll9290 Год назад +322

    Farquaad should be charged with mutilation for taking the legs off of the gingerbread man.
    Edit spelling mistake

    • @gamerstheater1187
      @gamerstheater1187 Год назад +44

      but he gets repaired, mutilation is permanent damage

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Год назад +32

      *mutilation.
      Plus, it's temporary

    • @skylar2750
      @skylar2750 Год назад +13

      question isint also kidnapping im not a pro lawer or anything but i am a good kidnapper for .... "reasons"

    • @skylar2750
      @skylar2750 Год назад +7

      like i dought mr cookie wanted to be tortured

    • @therealboomshlamian700
      @therealboomshlamian700 Год назад +2

      But doesn’t his legs grow back

  • @ItsCrucible
    @ItsCrucible Год назад +2

    The scene where titan destroyed the town with his lasers: OH MAH GOD
    when the music is playing: oh okay

  • @deoxi3207
    @deoxi3207 Год назад +3

    I love the pardoned sentences. When they come up I genuently feel like cheering for the people who commited those crimes.

  • @brooklarkin6505
    @brooklarkin6505 Год назад +277

    0:00 Lord Farquaad
    1:41 Fairy Godmother
    3:17 Makunga
    4:36 Tighten
    7:26 Megamind
    10:10 End of Viedo

    • @jakethesnake8453
      @jakethesnake8453 Год назад +10

      Lol end of video 🤣

    • @Ryderboycolor9
      @Ryderboycolor9 Год назад +6

      Thanks

    • @elliotfong5061
      @elliotfong5061 Год назад +2

      What about Don Lino or the Kung Fu Panda villains or Verminator or Rumpelstiltskin

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. Год назад +11

      @@elliotfong5061 This comment only puts down the timestamps for this video. Since those characters aren't in this video, their comment has no reason to put them.

    • @blank2276
      @blank2276 Год назад +2

      He left out the hate crimes towards magical creatures and ogres

  • @lakottke
    @lakottke Год назад +50

    I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at “domestic terrorism” before

    • @Spaghetti_Jester
      @Spaghetti_Jester 5 месяцев назад +9

      Me neither. Death by Glamour was so absurdly fitting for the scene.

    • @cantsay939
      @cantsay939 2 месяца назад +2

      I didn't catch the increase of the numbers until i heard the vine booms

  • @Mr.Reallity
    @Mr.Reallity Год назад +1

    "This man has no Rizz" that just cracked me up and you earned a sub💀 5:13

  • @thedogethatgames
    @thedogethatgames 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Farquaad's picture is placed lower than the other ones XD

  • @Pigeon_Moment
    @Pigeon_Moment Год назад +49

    "This man has no rizz" i genuinely thought he was going to count that as a crime lmao

  • @colonelrockrits9436
    @colonelrockrits9436 Год назад +51

    Kinda sad the Hate crime was left out of Farquaads part. I do remember it from the last time when he called gingy fairytale trash which was of course blatant

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d 5 месяцев назад +2

    I find it hilarious that Megamind had bigger sentences than Tighten who at the end did worse than Megamind.

  • @Biggest_Kinger_Fan
    @Biggest_Kinger_Fan Год назад +13

    1:11 So they put him in prison for life, then revive him to do it again ,and then they put him to death?

    • @Ratchet_TFP
      @Ratchet_TFP Месяц назад +1

      Actually, He Got Eaten Alive By Dragon So It's a Death Penalty

  • @putinpunhere
    @putinpunhere Год назад +47

    I love how this list contains usurpers, genuinely one of the scariest villains so far, and one guy who gets pardoned lol

  • @theguywhoasked5861
    @theguywhoasked5861 Год назад +58

    As for fairy god mother you could count her introduction as trespassing as she wasn’t explicitly invited into fiona’s room

  • @mr.creeper7802
    @mr.creeper7802 Год назад +3

    I just noticed that Megamind had 88 life sentences when Minion (disguised as the warden) said that Megamind still had 88 life sentences. I think he kept count for you.

  • @L0SEIN
    @L0SEIN Год назад +31

    Almost 15 secs into the vid and Farquaad already gets a life sentence for torturing A COOKIE

  • @omeganave7425
    @omeganave7425 Год назад +38

    Love how you put Farquaad as low as he could go on the height chart thing.

  • @landonmoon9770
    @landonmoon9770 Год назад +1

    You forgot that Megamind committed identity theft by pretending to be the warden of the prison

  • @NovikNikolovic
    @NovikNikolovic Месяц назад +1

    Oh wow, so when the warden said "88 life sentences" (later on in the movie, not in the scene Mousait pulled up), they really DID keep count.

  • @Kris.pyfries
    @Kris.pyfries Год назад +104

    Throughout all of your videos it tickles me to see instances like “life in prison + 5 years” or “death + 6 months” I love how thorough you are with charging these villains

    • @WhyNotEveryone
      @WhyNotEveryone 10 месяцев назад +8

      He can be dead but that doesn't mean that he'll be escaping his 6 months of prison sentence!

    • @fellowfloof1825
      @fellowfloof1825 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@WhyNotEveryoneToss the dead body in the jail!

  • @Maria_Miciano_5
    @Maria_Miciano_5 Год назад +209

    I love how Megamind’s sentence doesn’t matter in the end. 🤣 Lots of death sentences in this video. The only villain who couldn’t do their sentence though would be Lord Farquaad. Since everyone knows what happens to him. Death by 🐉 dragon!

    • @goddessoflesbians1153
      @goddessoflesbians1153 Год назад +27

      That was his death sentence lol

    • @Scar-Predator
      @Scar-Predator Год назад +14

      He served his death sentence through being digested by the dragon.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan Год назад +2

      @@Scar-Predator OwO

    • @travissmith2848
      @travissmith2848 Год назад +1

      @@Scar-Predator Apparently fairly slowly.... 🎶 Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive, staying alive! 🎶

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 Год назад +1

      he got eaten out by the dragon then donkey ate out that same dragon :D

  • @themanthemyththelegend1277
    @themanthemyththelegend1277 Год назад +1

    I like how mega mind went from like 0$ fine to 1billion dollar fine in 1 second

  • @TrueFUNgii
    @TrueFUNgii Год назад +2

    With fairy god mother you forgot attempted regicide since she also almost killed the frog king.

  • @Duelkitten
    @Duelkitten Год назад +45

    Also like to point out that Megamind did in fact return all the stolen goods he took and proceeded to fix up the town from all the damage he did. He even cleaned all the trash.

  • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
    @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 Год назад +179

    Like I said in the old video, The Fairy Godmother giving Harold the love potion could count as drug trafficking or drug based coercion.
    If you think about it, the love potion is essentially the fantasy version of a date rape drug. Had Fiona drank the tea that Harold poured the potion into, she would’ve fallen in love with Prince Charming against her will

    • @mdeleon9481
      @mdeleon9481 Год назад +3

      No, since the sellings of the love potion are legal. Why do you think she makes them then?

    • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 Год назад +19

      @@mdeleon9481 I never said the potion was illegal. Though the way its used could be illegal

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 Год назад +15

      @@mdeleon9481
      I mean, tannerite is legal too, but I can't legally use it to make a car bomb, now can I?

    • @mdeleon9481
      @mdeleon9481 Год назад +5

      @@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      I mean, i'm sure she wouldn't be that famous if love potions were illegal-

    • @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380
      @thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 Год назад +17

      @@mdeleon9481 Even if it were legal, she coerced Harold into using it to make Fiona fall in love with Prince Charming

  • @hungarycountryball1056
    @hungarycountryball1056 3 месяца назад +5

    1:20 not to mention that he is unlawfully imprisoning the Daughter of the King of Far Far away, which would probably mean Farquhar would be in even deeper shit.

  • @bearimpaler101
    @bearimpaler101 Месяц назад +1

    "Put it away junior" Had me dying

  • @AdamantPetra
    @AdamantPetra Год назад +90

    I love how Hal gets a worse sentence than Palpatine

    • @Scar-Predator
      @Scar-Predator Год назад +21

      Palpatine has a lot more crimes that have yet to be charged. His list is far worse then Tighten's.

    • @bruhmaster8272
      @bruhmaster8272 Год назад +5

      Palpatine should have been charged for torture of Luke

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Год назад

      To be fair, dead people can't get sentenced for anything. Because they're dead.
      I'm sure glad Palpatine is dead. He's dead forever

    • @condedooku9750
      @condedooku9750 Год назад

      You just wait for the video of the original triology to be made, in which Palpatine will receive sentences for genocide on Alderan and Endor.

  • @ryzatheduck5195
    @ryzatheduck5195 Год назад +109

    5:11 “this man has no rizz”
    the ultimate crime

  • @Parker-007
    @Parker-007 Месяц назад +1

    I openly laughed at the fact lord farquaad was put in the bottom of the height board thing

  • @jxzgaming8851
    @jxzgaming8851 2 месяца назад +1

    “CASE 4: *tighten* “
    is just so goofy to me

  • @Frazzledragon
    @Frazzledragon Год назад +26

    This is a good format. No lengthy intros, no unnecessary tangents, no overexplaining each charge, no pointless voice overs. Well done.

  • @crunchylettuce5446
    @crunchylettuce5446 Год назад +106

    I like when Megamind said "no bitches" then proceeded to mind some bitches in the second half of the movie. Definitely a Certified Cinimatic Classic™ if I've ever seen one

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 6 месяцев назад +3

    4:37 you forgot one thing for tighten, and it was when he flew out of his building and caused all of those cars to pile up on him, to which he then jumped up and knocked over like 15 cars and was dancing around inside a broken one…

  • @A.D.L.T.D.L.
    @A.D.L.T.D.L. 6 месяцев назад +1

    “This man has no rizz” got me 😂

  • @conceptualpineapple6682
    @conceptualpineapple6682 Год назад +113

    It’s definitely a technicality but given he’s the last known member of his race, could Tighten get hit with anything regarding endangered or protected species when he assaults/attempts to murder Megamind?

    • @conceptualpineapple6682
      @conceptualpineapple6682 Год назад +40

      Or would attempted genocide be more technically correct?

    • @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126
      @carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126 Год назад +21

      Megamind is one person, and I doubt his species is protected. I'm not even sure if other people know he's the last of his race

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 Год назад +27

      not unless the government legally made him a protected species, which I doubt they did

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 Год назад +12

      @@conceptualpineapple6682since the fate of Megaminds race is technically unknown, since only the planet was seen falling into a black hole, it could be a similar situation to Superman comics, where other kryptonians survived krypton’s destruction, such as Zod and Supergirl, so genocide could be a bit much, considering how little we know.

    • @kielie6460
      @kielie6460 Год назад

      @@aeroga2383 wtf are you talking about? we're talking about megamind here

  • @P_araps
    @P_araps Год назад +8

    7:45
    i love how the song fits perfectly with what megamind was saying

  • @biggiecheese1212
    @biggiecheese1212 Год назад +2

    I was dissapointed in the fact that after showing that Megamind was pardoned, the final verdict was not: No sentence? Especailly with the image he used.

  • @Chip2686
    @Chip2686 Год назад +1

    I love the fact fairy godmother Instantly gets the death penalty.

  • @nicojuju9286
    @nicojuju9286 Год назад +66

    at 7:48 i think that would count as identity theft since he disguised as another man to escape prison.

    • @gothmogonslaught6851
      @gothmogonslaught6851 Год назад +7

      Don't forget Bernard. And the observatory could count for property destruction/terrorism.

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 Год назад +2

      Don't forget when he stole Bernard's identity to get closer to Roxanne. Identity theft x2 for sure!

    • @gothmogonslaught6851
      @gothmogonslaught6851 Год назад +2

      I already mentioned Bernard. Could we get anyhow from the space dad?

    • @metalex64
      @metalex64 Год назад

      @@gothmogonslaught6851 Oh sorry about that, I hadn't seen your comment.

    • @samuel41314
      @samuel41314 3 месяца назад

      Innovation Labs pfp