Professional Stoner | The Check In with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Joey Diaz gives his take on Joe Rogan's live Netflix special and tells Lee what he thins about live specials, the piece of work Joey is most proud of, cutting the mental fat, what Joey would do if his flight was delayed and much more!
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Комментарии • 343

  • @adizaster187
    @adizaster187 2 месяца назад +390

    Joey should have his own GTA 6 radio station

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 2 месяца назад +30

    The crackling of a water bottle to a shaker bottle rattling into the mic.....I'm grateful to have followed yall since the beginning. ⛪️

  • @444garage
    @444garage 2 месяца назад +57

    “Did you see that episode of Seinfeld?
    NO!.. and I don’t want to see it ! It’s got nothing to do with me !
    I’m over here in a basement drinking Fat Tires and snorting coke with one nostril !” 🤣🤣 too shamefully relatable

    • @travisturner9118
      @travisturner9118 2 месяца назад +1

      We don't know nothin' and don't wanna know nothin'

  • @GalaxyNewsRadio_
    @GalaxyNewsRadio_ 2 месяца назад +104

    Joey with dementia is about to be next level😂 “how many stars did I eat? 7?”

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 2 месяца назад +10

      @@GalaxyNewsRadio_ 85, boulder, Colorado… uhh…. 85 boulders in Colorado!

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 2 месяца назад +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @Mr.NorthSacra916
      @Mr.NorthSacra916 2 месяца назад +9

      I bet he’ll never forget the phrase “It was 1985, I was living in Boulder Colorado” even if he gets dementia and Alzheimer’s he’ll still remember the 80’s and the times he had good coke or bad coke!

    • @robertandersson3824
      @robertandersson3824 2 месяца назад

      Hahahahahhahaha

    • @robertandersson3824
      @robertandersson3824 2 месяца назад +1

      Joey: how many stars did I eat? 7?
      Lee: I told u already! You ate 10!!!!
      Joey: what's it got to do with the price of eggs? Mind your fucking business lee.

  • @lesliemathes3723
    @lesliemathes3723 2 месяца назад +16

    Love you uncle Joey & Lee!! It's a beautiful morning waking up to the two of you. ✨✌️✨🫶✨🙏✨😮‍💨✨

  • @ValerieOconnell-lq7nk
    @ValerieOconnell-lq7nk 2 месяца назад +9

    Love to start my morning with these two

  • @seanmullen3917
    @seanmullen3917 2 месяца назад +24

    The bill comes, and then everyone’s looking around the room for birds….lol

  • @mookodebarge
    @mookodebarge 2 месяца назад +33

    Joey needs a Netflix series on his life... 💯

    • @illblahzayill2274
      @illblahzayill2274 2 месяца назад +1

      Just a season of stories and podcast clips by the dude who does rogans toons

    • @100canadianmaplestirup8
      @100canadianmaplestirup8 2 месяца назад +1

      @@illblahzayill2274 no, WE WANT A NETFLIX DEAL FOR UNCLE JOEY, a documentary.

  • @nickszalay1364
    @nickszalay1364 2 месяца назад +7

    I write down Joey's savage wisdom into my journal every episode. His process for writing a journal inspired me to do the same.

  • @444garage
    @444garage 2 месяца назад +41

    On a bender boys, y’all be safe. Today is rest.

  • @Liam.Fairhurst
    @Liam.Fairhurst 2 месяца назад +6

    Watching this to give me some sense of sanity while my country (England) burns down

  • @444garage
    @444garage 2 месяца назад +58

    “People who drive Prius’s aren’t watching this show looking to save mileage” 😂😂

    • @GalaxyNewsRadio_
      @GalaxyNewsRadio_ 2 месяца назад +2

      😭

    • @senseicorey9979
      @senseicorey9979 2 месяца назад +10

      I'm blowing dab clouds out my prius while listening

    • @RealNikoBellic
      @RealNikoBellic 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@senseicorey9979like a fuckin doctor!

    • @pitzjj3031
      @pitzjj3031 2 месяца назад +1

      whats the time stamp lol

    • @GalaxyNewsRadio_
      @GalaxyNewsRadio_ 2 месяца назад

      @@pitzjj3031 who the fuck cares watch the episode

  • @z33JR
    @z33JR 2 месяца назад +10

    The man the myth the legend Joey Coco DIAZZZZZ!!!!

  • @LifeGambler
    @LifeGambler 2 месяца назад +5

    Uncle joeys best episode he ever did . Dropped major gems about tunnel vision .

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 2 месяца назад

      He hasn't dropped this many gems since the Pandemic episodes

  • @TurboComedy
    @TurboComedy 2 месяца назад +3

    First 15 minutes really really hit home!!!

  • @nightone9720
    @nightone9720 2 месяца назад +2

    I always saw Joey Diaz's Testicle Testaments as a special. It's not video recorded but it's audio and it's amazing.

  • @bluepilledworld
    @bluepilledworld 2 месяца назад +7

    Yeahhhh. Blunt rolled! Let's go! East Coast in the Building!

  • @dannykeeler4018
    @dannykeeler4018 2 месяца назад +6

    😂 joey ad reads only ones I actually watch where they funny af

  • @jayylouii
    @jayylouii 2 месяца назад +2

    Uncle Joey on the next episode can you finish the cvs story. You had me dying 💀. God Bless you and yours. 💯

  • @jakejerome6949
    @jakejerome6949 2 месяца назад +8

    "turn on CNN its 3:00 in the fukin morning and theyre flaberghasted" 😂😂😂

  • @Jayke0theruler
    @Jayke0theruler 2 месяца назад +2

    Lee!! Open your eyes 😂 😂 I’m sitting here fried looking at LEE playing Chinese

  • @beachchickensmedia
    @beachchickensmedia 2 месяца назад +5

    "trim the mental fat!" i couldn't pay for better advice. tremendous!

  • @danielupper
    @danielupper Месяц назад +1

    Lee has the “dime slots” going again. Hilarious!

  • @danerupp24
    @danerupp24 2 месяца назад +1

    So proud of you Lee brother!...Joey you are the man . Listening to your podcast what I look forward to in the morning heading to work at 4:30am ...I'm an electrician. You've had me literally laughing out loud in my car or wherever the hell I am listening to you. I've been listening for about 4 or 5 years now You've not only been an inspiration with my sobriety (Cali sober), but an inspiration getting back into my passion which is playing my guitar .(Joey I caught a Floyd band last week that performed Live in Pompeii !..fucking solid
    . Love you guys both 👊 Lee, can't wait to catch you when you're around the Chicago area -Dane (Chicago)

  • @vintagetracker1976
    @vintagetracker1976 2 месяца назад +1

    I been here since the church days and 15k views. Can’t believe your almost to a mil uncle Joey

  • @njanagal24
    @njanagal24 2 месяца назад +1

    Uncle Joey going off then asks Lee what was that brother? 🤣 the realist human being!!

  • @JakeKrollhaha
    @JakeKrollhaha 2 месяца назад

    Thank you uncle Joey and Lee this podcast is so helpful to me and my journey as a comedian!

  • @pierredoliez
    @pierredoliez 2 месяца назад +2

    Uncle Joey almost at 1 million subscribers 🎉

  • @bryantwinturbo
    @bryantwinturbo 2 месяца назад

    Joey’s throw away lines are always worth the listen “the check comes and everybody is looking around like there’s birds” hahah😅

  • @Emnotreal123
    @Emnotreal123 2 месяца назад +5

    Its true Joey, I'm 53 now and I can't play in the sandbox like I usta!!! I love the relationship Joey & Lee have

  • @MartiniGTGP
    @MartiniGTGP 2 месяца назад +3

    JOEYYY DIAZZZ BABYYYY!!! THE FLYING JEW LEE SYATT

  • @thegreatboppilini9006
    @thegreatboppilini9006 2 месяца назад

    Joey had amazing specials. It’s the level of production he wants that makes him believe it’s impossible but anything he says is gold.

  • @wesleysullivan8047
    @wesleysullivan8047 2 месяца назад +1

    good to see lee returning to top form

  • @Rick-O-Shay60
    @Rick-O-Shay60 2 месяца назад

    You should be so lucky to have Uncle Joey as your manager, not only as a comedy advisor, but also as a friend who would never steer you wrong. b.t.w. Joey, you're looking great, healthy, whatever you're doing, keep doing it friend.

  • @jimbanzo
    @jimbanzo 2 месяца назад

    always a treat getting a new check in episode

  • @sarahzencisneros6146
    @sarahzencisneros6146 2 месяца назад

    I love uncle joeys motivational rants

  • @EliteWalkThroughs
    @EliteWalkThroughs 2 месяца назад +1

    The Reaction in Kill Tony MSG for Joey Diaz was crazyyyyy, everyone went nuts everyone was on their feet for the living legend ! The reaction to Joe Rogan was pretty epic too.

    • @Drilla81
      @Drilla81 2 месяца назад

      Rogan steals jokes from Brendan Shaub. HIm and YOU, HIS fans are all delusional and under some sort of MK ultra spell where you think Rogan is an actual comedian.

  • @bluepilledworld
    @bluepilledworld 2 месяца назад +7

    Don't feel bad Lee, i measure my mushrooms too. He made me feel bad, just there...lolololol 😂

    • @DARKW1ZARD616
      @DARKW1ZARD616 2 месяца назад +2

      Can you give me the time stamp where he talks about that 🤣🤣

    • @bluepilledworld
      @bluepilledworld 2 месяца назад

      ​@@DARKW1ZARD61637.55 min... Enjoy!

    • @bluepilledworld
      @bluepilledworld 2 месяца назад

      ​@@DARKW1ZARD616goes til 39 mins

    • @AustinWalkerYT
      @AustinWalkerYT 2 месяца назад

      He's on SSRIs, which kill 90% of the effects

  • @MrNatethegreat54
    @MrNatethegreat54 2 месяца назад

    Joey talking bout his childhood brings me back so many good memories

  • @DavidPaul-me4qc
    @DavidPaul-me4qc 2 месяца назад +3

    Hey everyone have a Tremendous day ✌️❤️

  • @bryantwinturbo
    @bryantwinturbo 2 месяца назад

    Keep them coming guys. Miss this

  • @spacekiller1195
    @spacekiller1195 2 месяца назад +4

    Cheers and love from Kentucky ♥️ 5:40am dabs and coffee

  • @Fro_manX
    @Fro_manX 2 месяца назад

    Everytime I listen to a new episode I just think how lucky I am I love the family🙏🏽

  • @tedsantos995
    @tedsantos995 2 месяца назад +1

    Lee with His Dark Thoughts about putting a Camera 📸 in the Bathroom!! 😂 Back Peddling Fast as Hell. 😂😅

  • @SunnieSlurp
    @SunnieSlurp 2 месяца назад +2

    Another beautiful day to be alive

  • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
    @ashleybanks-wm4cg 2 месяца назад

    This the earliest i ever been to a Church Woke up and seen this gem Yes man

  • @suedemays9046
    @suedemays9046 2 месяца назад

    Glad to see ya still kickin ass joey

  • @mattmckay417
    @mattmckay417 2 месяца назад

    Another fun podcast. Thanks guys

  • @Engerth_nth
    @Engerth_nth 2 месяца назад

    What a mentor you have Lee. Greetings from Tokyo!

  • @ptfarm1704
    @ptfarm1704 2 месяца назад +14

    Lee’s eye permanently half-closed.

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 2 месяца назад +3

      I promise he still high from 2012 😂

    • @Mr.NorthSacra916
      @Mr.NorthSacra916 2 месяца назад +4

      I’m proud of and respect Lee for always making sure to get really high right before this podcast. He’s loyal, Joey will notice and get upset if he’s sober. Like the beginning of GoodFellas, when Henry Hill explains why the neighborhood kids carried his mom’s groceries, “They did it out of respect”.

    • @nickjohnson439
      @nickjohnson439 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @adnan4688
      @adnan4688 2 месяца назад +1

      Lee be like -_-

    • @words4dyslexicon
      @words4dyslexicon 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@adnan4688
      Lee is a asian name..

  • @nickjohnson439
    @nickjohnson439 2 месяца назад

    Joey Diaz is one of the biggest role models in my life 💯

  • @MRIMan
    @MRIMan 2 месяца назад

    Diaz is going off Dropping Gems.

  • @tylerdouglas480
    @tylerdouglas480 2 месяца назад

    This was a really great episode.uncle joey dropping so.e knowledge

  • @solardisk3
    @solardisk3 2 месяца назад +3

    You could blindfold Lee with dental floss.

  • @gameinfamer4215
    @gameinfamer4215 2 месяца назад

    Thank you for making my birthday great💯

  • @JFGVSocial
    @JFGVSocial 2 месяца назад

    Oh thank god, these episodes are my weekly dose of sanity

  • @michaelrussell3223
    @michaelrussell3223 2 месяца назад +1

    "If you looked into your life this much, you'd be in a lot better place."
    Cut all the low hanging fruit out of your life & get back to basics. Eat clean, workout, chase a dream, be a good friend/husband/wife/brother/sister etc. I wish nothing but the best for y'all out there.

  • @Tobias-eu5eg
    @Tobias-eu5eg 2 месяца назад +1

    Big love from Sweden
    🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪❤💚💛🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪

  • @IamJdTrent
    @IamJdTrent 27 дней назад +1

    Lee has 100% unknowingly ingested Joey's toenail dust before.

  • @heathermiddleton6907
    @heathermiddleton6907 2 месяца назад

    Love joey n lee's conversions !!lolol❤😂❤

  • @SewerGang
    @SewerGang 2 месяца назад

    “uncle fester, the original” LMFAO

  • @santo_l
    @santo_l 2 месяца назад

    35:00 I’m crying 😂😂😂😂 uncle Joey hates traveling in the summer

  • @thefixxr2010
    @thefixxr2010 2 месяца назад +1

    I don’t want to light a pilot light lmao 🤣

  • @paulagarcia8275
    @paulagarcia8275 2 месяца назад

    😂😂 Happy Tuesday!!! I love these two knuckleheadz!! 😅

  • @BettyFL
    @BettyFL 2 месяца назад

    I love ya, Joey. We want you around for-eva. Blessings to you and Lee ❣

  • @RetroDegenerate
    @RetroDegenerate 2 месяца назад +1

    Joey is so honest and funny. How could anyone not appreciate the fuck out of that!

  • @mynamesjeff347
    @mynamesjeff347 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro why is RUclips hiding Joey Diaz from my timeline

  • @anthony9904
    @anthony9904 2 месяца назад

    “Stop making fucking plans, just do it”- Joey 😂❤

  • @adrianr909
    @adrianr909 2 месяца назад +2

    TREMENDOUS!

  • @outdoorlife9410
    @outdoorlife9410 2 месяца назад

    Joey is a legend. Keep doing you sir

  • @STORM0985
    @STORM0985 2 месяца назад +1

    We almost got an old school lee squeal at 57:00 😆

  • @sarahzencisneros6146
    @sarahzencisneros6146 2 месяца назад

    “Im sending you there immediately” 😂

  • @GCookie513
    @GCookie513 2 месяца назад

    ❤ Joey & Lee

  • @billybaroo8127
    @billybaroo8127 2 месяца назад

    You’re the man Lee!

  • @Foreign_Rebel
    @Foreign_Rebel 2 месяца назад +1

    The only eye's that were open were ours 😂😂

  • @maxf841
    @maxf841 2 месяца назад

    Two legends. Very entertaining episode :)

  • @paolobiondo7006
    @paolobiondo7006 2 месяца назад

    Trust what he says , he’s rough old school you need that , I miss that he reminds me of my father uncles that have passed so listen to him Lee sincerely I know you know

  • @themightyspoon9641
    @themightyspoon9641 2 месяца назад +1

    Uncle joeys legal mushroom era makes for a great show

  • @mookodebarge
    @mookodebarge 2 месяца назад +1

    Wish Joey would talk about lemon Tekking 🍄. It's tremendous

  • @jzabady1
    @jzabady1 2 месяца назад

    A joey and lee comedy tour coming soon hopefully 🤞 😊 tremendous

  • @GCInvesting
    @GCInvesting 2 месяца назад

    ROAD TO 1 MILLION

  • @conormcevoy7510
    @conormcevoy7510 2 месяца назад +1

    “Cut the mental fat” love it bro, but I do drive a Prius.

  • @romanmercedes3622
    @romanmercedes3622 2 месяца назад

    Right off the bat and i cant stop laughing 😆 🤣

  • @AustinWalkerYT
    @AustinWalkerYT 2 месяца назад

    "Do you put out the bowl of Halloween candy just for me?" 😂

  • @J3rkm8t3
    @J3rkm8t3 2 месяца назад

    19 listening to joey dian 8am while on 2 acid gel tabs life is crazy

  • @Julio9j11j
    @Julio9j11j 2 месяца назад +2

    The GOAT

  • @wisconsin9009
    @wisconsin9009 2 месяца назад +2

    Enigma? Just don’t say enigmer- Theo Von

  • @paolobiondo7006
    @paolobiondo7006 2 месяца назад

    Zio Joe, “ I’m gonna put the mushroom dust in the bong you won’t even know.” Lee, “ no just tell me .” 😂😂😂😂😂
    ❤ Thankyou Fellas another classic

  • @NatureCabinet
    @NatureCabinet 2 месяца назад

    Greatest man on earth

  • @raygreeko
    @raygreeko 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey coco I’m sorry for the loss of your friend Angel Salazar. You’ve made it clear over the years that he was an important person to you. Coincidentally my mother was friends with Angel from years and years ago, he would come for dinner, do comedy at family events etc. literally 3 days ago I had my mom sit and watch your 2 episodes of Are You Garbage, she watched both back to back and turned to me and said “you said this is angels buddy? I gotta call him and invite them to the pizzeria for dinner”. So she calls Angel and got his voicemail “send me $200” 😂. She leaves him a message and thought she’d hear back in a day or 2. Then yesterday she sends me a the link about his death. I doubt you’ll even see this but if you do, you have an open invite to come to our Pizzeria in Long Branch (Scalas) and reminisce with my mother about your mutual friend.

  • @onebigjigga
    @onebigjigga 2 месяца назад

    Thank you sir

  • @Ray-pd9ff
    @Ray-pd9ff 2 месяца назад +1

    Man im sad i didn't get to see joey live i was in my teens in the 2010s now im 26 and probably wont get a chance to see a love show of his but will always be a member of the church savages

  • @thefixxr2010
    @thefixxr2010 2 месяца назад +1

    Manscape.. you can throw it in the grass it will dispose.. 😂 😅😊

  • @RussRobert-fd1ou
    @RussRobert-fd1ou 2 месяца назад +5

    Rogan to me isn't really funny, but Joe Diaz holly fk! That man is funny, always funny. Nothing against Rogan, but he's just not anywhere near the level of Diaz. He's right about putting that comedy 1st if that's what you're really gonna be, I should of done that being a musician, but I got a job, started a family, I still play, but Joe is right ya gotta do it all the way 100% relationships etc come after, or ya gotta decide ya want a family and sacrifice your dreams. I'm happy, but I wish I would of went at it 100% like Joe was telling Lee to do, it's the only way it'll happen. You'll always regret it, it's always in the back of your mind, so fkn go for it, and good luck.

  • @paolobiondo7006
    @paolobiondo7006 2 месяца назад

    I love you both stay healthy

  • @jasonglaser9633
    @jasonglaser9633 2 месяца назад

    Much love from Ohio ❤

  • @mattw755
    @mattw755 2 месяца назад

    Hell yeah the boys are back in town! You guys should do like one episode all about cannabis. I miss the days where my boys would get super stoned. And it would be cool the episode could be full of cool stories about being high. I miss the churches refer madness I know this is a different podcast but just a fun idea. Either way I'm a fan for life!

  • @glassboxfish
    @glassboxfish 2 месяца назад

    16:40
    Joey:
    “my thing is this-“
    *SLURPSH*
    “You were saying, brotha?”

  • @thefixxr2010
    @thefixxr2010 2 месяца назад +1

    Somebody is playing the xylophone.. lol

  • @matthewkelso3280
    @matthewkelso3280 2 месяца назад

    He's trying to do it. Cool. Good for him.