UFC Obesity/Blob Tier List (2024)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Ayy man listen.. today I deliver the UFC Blob Tier List/Obesity Tier List that everyones been asking for including obviously the goat Shamil Gaziev, Jairzinho Rozenstruik, Tai Tuivasa, Marcin Tybura, Jon Jones, Tom Aspinall, Derrick Lewis and many more. Let me know your thoughts on this incredible tier list down below and make sure to drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig ‪@bedtimemma‬

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  • @jollyjhadist9648
    @jollyjhadist9648 6 месяцев назад +219

    I'm high ASF but I was thinking about that stupid show good guy/bad guy with DC and chael and I think a hilarious RUclips version of that would be bedtime and Lucas Tracy lmao

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  6 месяцев назад +85

      Dude that’s like my dream podcast

    • @galmart3111
      @galmart3111 6 месяцев назад +50

      perfect podcast to find out who to bet on and who not to bet on

    • @amath_
      @amath_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      whos good and whos bad

    • @jollyjhadist9648
      @jollyjhadist9648 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@amath_ Lucas is obviously the "good" lmao

    • @youruncleted
      @youruncleted 2 месяца назад

      Fluke Guy + Bed Guy

  • @BizarreHD
    @BizarreHD 6 месяцев назад +391

    Chris barnett being 5 ft 8 missing weight at heavyweight is genuinely inspiring

  • @LeftHans2God
    @LeftHans2God 6 месяцев назад +431

    The Ortega "...I'm glad you asked." Always makes me laugh

    • @fxrdo
      @fxrdo 6 месяцев назад +14

      real😭😭

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 6 месяцев назад +8

      I was just about to comment that

    • @burntouttoast3438
      @burntouttoast3438 6 месяцев назад +57

      That's just the natural charisma of Brian "The Eagle" Ortegamedov

    • @jocoolshow
      @jocoolshow 6 месяцев назад +40

      Can’t forget the “Haha…”

    • @B1G_CHUNGUS_BUNGUS
      @B1G_CHUNGUS_BUNGUS 6 месяцев назад +8

      Guru and this guy funniest mma creators

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc 6 месяцев назад +242

    Shamil vs Tai for the BMI belt

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 6 месяцев назад +240

    "I manifested this"
    - leftlane MMA

  • @TheBorz0
    @TheBorz0 6 месяцев назад +161

    Bro barnett is athletic af for a heavyweight while gassiev on the other hand is just pure lard.

    • @ElliotCarson
      @ElliotCarson 6 месяцев назад +23

      yeah but bro look at Chris Barnett 😭😭😭

    • @ql5481
      @ql5481 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@ElliotCarsonat least I know Chris can do a handstand and run a lap or two😂

    • @LemonHead-sq5ws
      @LemonHead-sq5ws 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ElliotCarson yeah look at him for a second then you’re knocked out

  • @shamanlore8933
    @shamanlore8933 6 месяцев назад +72

    “Chris Barnett waddled so Shamiel Gaziev could hobble”
    I haven’t audibly laughed out loud at something in a long time but that got me

  • @astroamc
    @astroamc 6 месяцев назад +98

    So proud watching Bigi Boy beat the blob allegations.

  • @Diegolikesducks
    @Diegolikesducks 6 месяцев назад +112

    Bro blob checked us

  • @whrlds
    @whrlds 6 месяцев назад +117

    Can we get a biggest soy builds in MMA tier list with people like barbarena and anthony "on paper" smith

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 6 месяцев назад +20

      Sean Woodson 😂

    • @NC_MMA
      @NC_MMA 6 месяцев назад +29

      sean woodson doesnt even have a soy build he just looks like hes not from this earth 😂@@Grimthrxx

    • @cobefriend7797
      @cobefriend7797 6 месяцев назад +10

      Dominik Cruz ranks B on the Soy tier.

    • @Grimthrxx
      @Grimthrxx 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@NC_MMA 😂

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +7

      So basically any fighter who only does jiu jitsu

  • @burntouttoast3438
    @burntouttoast3438 6 месяцев назад +199

    Shameal Gasiev the B.L.O.B (Baddest Lad On the Block) GOAT. HE'S JIGGLY LIKE THOSE JAPANESE CHEESECAKES TRUST 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @JustinJohnson-vc1gr
    @JustinJohnson-vc1gr 6 месяцев назад +79

    We finally got it Bedtime crew.
    Being a blob is the best base for MMA. Shamil Gaziev title run coming in hot and ready.
    LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA TRUST.

  • @jessechavez4820
    @jessechavez4820 6 месяцев назад +16

    "Im glad you asked" has to be the funniest new quote ever

  • @fxrdo
    @fxrdo 6 месяцев назад +30

    “chris barnett waddled so shamil gaziev could hobble” - Bedtimenomics 6:4

  • @MexicanRocky
    @MexicanRocky 6 месяцев назад +18

    Glad I’m not the only one thinkin Jones been adopting that Wilson Fisk build. Bro really thought he mogged Aspinall.

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k 6 месяцев назад +93

    Chris Barnett is 5'8 missing weight at heavyweight

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +2

      And yet he is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division that the fans would love, Barnett would be a star of that division.

    • @Wafi9k
      @Wafi9k 6 месяцев назад +27

      @@GengoSenmon yo chill with " more skilled than 80% of the ufc" shit, dude is 2_2 bottom of the barrel heavyweight 💀

    • @BizarreHD
      @BizarreHD 6 месяцев назад +6

      actually legendary shit tbh

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hes awesome tho

    • @morifan3128
      @morifan3128 6 месяцев назад +6

      Didn't he miss weight because his wife literally died? Cut him some slack dude.

  • @juliomaluco69
    @juliomaluco69 6 месяцев назад +35

    They just bulkin like a starving kid TRUST

  • @yoxbro
    @yoxbro 6 месяцев назад +55

    What it do Blob tier crew, Blob team stand up!!

  • @PercSlushy
    @PercSlushy 6 месяцев назад +19

    *jon aniks voice* and the man whom this tier list was built around Shamil "the blob" gaziev

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  6 месяцев назад +3

      😭😭😂😂🙏

    • @therealclp7488
      @therealclp7488 4 месяца назад +1

      We need more Jon Anik impressions

  • @goby3807
    @goby3807 6 месяцев назад +53

    This guy's one of the few MMA youtubers who's actually naturally funny without resorting to cringe 12 year old humor lmao

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 5 месяцев назад +3

    "De Lima has no muscle" - puts a picture up with the biggest traps and shoulders on the list.

  • @ElliotCarson
    @ElliotCarson 6 месяцев назад +19

    ‘what it do blobtime crew’ bedtime mma is not just the funniest mma youtuber, arguably the funniest youtuber about rn

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +2

      Blob time crew checking in today✅

  • @anthimetardif9627
    @anthimetardif9627 6 месяцев назад +15

    Crazy how the good heavyweights (Francis, Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovitch, Volkov, Stipe) often happen to not be fat blobs like 90% of hevayweights. Funny how that works.

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  6 месяцев назад +8

      Cain and DC were a bit blobby tho but damn true actually especially Stipe he was quite lean

  • @kooluscong2260
    @kooluscong2260 6 месяцев назад +20

    Bedtime vs leftlane number 1 contenders fight for globulous blobulous belt

  • @pingu6028
    @pingu6028 6 месяцев назад +11

    Out of Camp Jamal Hill missing

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 6 месяцев назад +2

      Bro i didnt recognize him when i saw him in that ahort sparring with merab.

  • @neverlandgrounds1225
    @neverlandgrounds1225 6 месяцев назад +14

    Not a heavyweight but Bryan Barberena was looking very bloby in his last fight

  • @CarterMinton
    @CarterMinton 6 месяцев назад +15

    Chris Barnett vs Shamil Gaziev:
    Battle of the blobs

  • @Yoshwayy
    @Yoshwayy 5 месяцев назад +2

    Blagoy Ivanov dodging this list is WILD

  • @mcdonalchee
    @mcdonalchee 5 месяцев назад +3

    That spivak bit sent me into hysterics 🤣

  • @J_Stamps86
    @J_Stamps86 6 месяцев назад +5

    Lucky that Augusto Sakai is no longer in the UFC. That guy was basically a violent lasagne.

  • @Passer__
    @Passer__ 6 месяцев назад +71

    Bro got beat to it by leftlane MMA. Bedtime confirmed washed

    • @DCshandle
      @DCshandle 6 месяцев назад +17

      Left lane stole the idea

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity 6 месяцев назад +2

      Leftlane is british he can't beat anyone

    • @lostprophecy7593
      @lostprophecy7593 6 месяцев назад

      @@one1nsanity he’s Aussie

    • @one1nsanity
      @one1nsanity 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@lostprophecy7593 he sounds british so I decided he is

    • @shugen6397
      @shugen6397 6 месяцев назад +8

      Bedtime been hyping this up left lane stole it

  • @kigrey3994
    @kigrey3994 6 месяцев назад +4

    You gotta put Tai #1 dude’s last fight he literally looked straight off the couch after a month of binge eating

  • @nielpeluso2201
    @nielpeluso2201 6 месяцев назад +4

    No blagoy is a crazy robbery

  • @L8STORI8N
    @L8STORI8N 6 месяцев назад +5

    You forgot Jake Collier who is a goat all-time Blob imo, man used to fight at 185 he did the reverse Cannonier transition

  • @joaoalmas5127
    @joaoalmas5127 6 месяцев назад +6

    Missed some blobs a bit disappointed: Jamal pogues, Jake collier, josh Parisian, Parker porter, Martin buday

  • @Eric-sk9tz
    @Eric-sk9tz 6 месяцев назад +6

    Worst best strikers next, Kevin Holland and Darren Till for example (Till dropped Masvidal in like 10 sec and the hellbow on Rob was crazy)

  • @joeydstoenail
    @joeydstoenail 6 месяцев назад +5

    "He wobbled so he could hobble" lmaoooooo

  • @Wafi9k
    @Wafi9k 6 месяцев назад +10

    Man it's ramadan here and evreytime I finish eating after a long day of fasting you upload a video

    • @ugene77
      @ugene77 6 месяцев назад

      Turn to Christ before it's too late, he died for our sins my friend. I'm sorry I have to put it this way, but a man who both according to the Quran and historical evidence graped a child, conquered, enslaved and murdered with no remorse can't be God's messenger, surely you get that.

  • @Salsporttalk
    @Salsporttalk 6 месяцев назад +4

    Lucas Tracy said that Rozenstruik isn’t fat he’s a density maxxer

  • @tannerschweng7956
    @tannerschweng7956 6 месяцев назад +3

    BMI: Blob Mass Index

  • @gruddin
    @gruddin 5 месяцев назад +2

    honorable mention for parker porter

  • @SuperSayajim
    @SuperSayajim 6 месяцев назад +2

    Where's my man Parker Porter? I literally sometimes dyslexically read his name as Porker Parter.

  • @jpscraps655
    @jpscraps655 6 месяцев назад +6

    Where's Josh "The Plummer" Parisian

  • @Jaydenwybenga
    @Jaydenwybenga 5 месяцев назад +1

    Good shout not including tafa out of fear, I watched Romero vs Adesanya at the Logan pub and him and his brother were there so it's a real tangible threat

    • @bedtimemma
      @bedtimemma  5 месяцев назад +2

      Bro I literally was like handshake distance from the guy u will never catch me talking shit bruh 🤣🤣

  • @Cam_urai
    @Cam_urai 6 месяцев назад +2

    Real ones remember when Stipe beta tested DC’s jiggle physics w those body shots

  • @evc2217
    @evc2217 6 месяцев назад +2

    Rozenstruik was a lhw sized heavyweight who made the right choice of bulking up a good 10-15 since his debut

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fedor and DC had high body fat with LHW/MW heights and both of them stomped most of their HW opponents.

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 6 месяцев назад +2

    Blob Legends Tier: Roy Nelson & Mark Hunt

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +1

      The Polynesian fighters are heavily represented in this category

  • @sojhbelliss2402
    @sojhbelliss2402 5 месяцев назад +1

    The fact Parker Porter wasn’t on this list is a crime.

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 6 месяцев назад +3

    Derrick Lewis’ six pack looks like it’s made of clay

  • @ElijahMMA
    @ElijahMMA 6 месяцев назад +14

    leftlane copying

    • @robertospada2624
      @robertospada2624 6 месяцев назад +1

      He did the video first, what are you talking about

    • @adagiostan1938
      @adagiostan1938 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@robertospada2624bedtime posts teaters for his videos on ig before he makes them, neither of them copying just similar ideas probably. Tbf as well tai tuivasa and other fat heavyweights have been fighting so it makes sense.

    • @patheticworm
      @patheticworm 6 месяцев назад +2

      Leftlane got the idea from rigo. It says in his description. People take ideas from each other all the time

    • @krisf4969
      @krisf4969 6 месяцев назад +1

      More competition gives us viewers more and better content, I approve of all good idea stealing/sharing!

  • @seanisnotjohn
    @seanisnotjohn 6 месяцев назад +2

    That is the best description of de Lima I've ever heard 😂

  • @bobnormal5988
    @bobnormal5988 6 месяцев назад +5

    CANT believe bedtimemma is BULLYING and STEALING from small channel leftlanemma smh 😔

  • @Heydude4204
    @Heydude4204 6 месяцев назад +2

    If that’s you in your profile pic, look cool af dude.

  • @donchi1234
    @donchi1234 6 месяцев назад +2

    I appreciate that you still make videos even tho you are in camp for your first ever title shot

  • @markduncanspencerjr.
    @markduncanspencerjr. 6 месяцев назад +2

    my phone got really fkn heavy when this video was playing now i can’t lift my phone off the ground, thank you bedtime!✌🏼

  • @roryrubymace3749
    @roryrubymace3749 6 месяцев назад +1

    You gotta make an obese tier list for ALL TIME UFC Fighters. Like Parker Porter, Roy Nelson, Tank Abbott, ECT...

  • @yeezusprice5526
    @yeezusprice5526 6 месяцев назад +2

    Rozenstruik is full of water weight, Spivak is larger than him, Bigi Boy could be a 205er.. De Silva looks like a pure heavyweight even for a past 205er himself.
    Blaydes and Romanov are sorta the same in ways because they’re either weighing as the largest heavyweight in the division at 264-265 or they’re fighting at 235-240 in the smaller to mid range.
    Also Gaziev vs Rozenstruik was pretty much only made a main event to set up a bigger PPV undercard/ Fight Night main event caliber match up for Despaigne without it being too tough of a test for the Olympic bronze medalist.

  • @durfin955
    @durfin955 6 месяцев назад +2

    You forgot Parker Porker

  • @WeinsVidya
    @WeinsVidya 6 месяцев назад

    Your Tom Aspinall impression is GOATED. I know you said that MMA Guru does it better but nah bro, yours is the best on RUclips.
    Also would love to see blob list per division e.g Alex Morono at welterweight

  • @davidribeiro6172
    @davidribeiro6172 6 месяцев назад +1

    The fact Chris Barnet has a BMI of 39 and can still hit fuckers with spinning wheel kicks is fkn crazy 😂😂😂

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +1

      He is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC fighters. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division (fans would look forward to it so much more than Flyweight matches), Barnett would be a star of that division.

  • @Isaac124_
    @Isaac124_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    12:04 😭 “aren’t u supposed to be in the ocean”

  • @JW65
    @JW65 6 месяцев назад +2

    jokes were on point tryna have a drink here but i couldn’t stop laughing 😂thats why bedtimes the GOAT
    also
    Ya know L-Leftlanes a dirtbag dude you know what you did

  • @zzc787
    @zzc787 6 месяцев назад +1

    gaziev gotta be the top tier blob in the ufc rn
    never met a ufc fighter have their mouth guard fall out from breathing that heavy and physically not being able to continue due to being that obese 💀💀

  • @lasse9553
    @lasse9553 5 месяцев назад +1

    just realized Bigi Boy and The Black Beast is almost the same person

  • @oomfmebonce
    @oomfmebonce 6 месяцев назад +1

    this video has permanently altered my vocabulary im abt to be using "blobulous" everywhere

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 6 месяцев назад +1

    Calling Jon Jones bulbous had me dead man you're funny asf. And saying Spivak smells like onions 🧅😭

  • @Sixsoul
    @Sixsoul 6 месяцев назад +4

    Bones certainly been tacking on mass lately 😂

    • @Cc81727
      @Cc81727 6 месяцев назад

      He ain’t bones anymore he’s big boned 💀💀

  • @Liljoeyboi
    @Liljoeyboi 6 месяцев назад +2

    Jake Collier erasure

  • @austina.3677
    @austina.3677 6 месяцев назад +1

    No Porky Porter is Criminal

  • @imadalbalushi3867
    @imadalbalushi3867 6 месяцев назад +1

    Justin tafa barely escaped like el chapo TRUST

  • @aogly
    @aogly 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bouta eat while I’m watching this fr fr gonna be the blobtime crew leader here pretty soon

  • @DCshandle
    @DCshandle 6 месяцев назад +2

    Left lane vs bedtime for 300 main event book it now🗣️

  • @y2jayden
    @y2jayden 6 месяцев назад +1

    Thing about Rosenstruik and Derrick Lewis is that they have more body fat than someone like a fat Rampage, but those two still have visible muscle and you can tell they are dense asf in muscle under the fat. Shamil Gaziev on the other hand is just obese.

  • @neilvance2852
    @neilvance2852 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bit wrong on romanov, mans only 6"2

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 5 месяцев назад +1

    not sure if they're still in the UFC but Jake Collier and Parker Porter are S tier blobs. Both of them look like 200 gallon bags of milk.

  • @Jleebar
    @Jleebar 12 дней назад

    The bmi tier list is crazy, derrick Lewis is genuine king of the blobs

  • @jorgeelchef1173
    @jorgeelchef1173 6 месяцев назад +1

    Gaziev vs Barnett for the BMI title to save 301 🔥🔥🥶

  • @klltec2293
    @klltec2293 6 месяцев назад +1

    eating $30 worth of fast food rn I should be on here

  • @ChucksWet
    @ChucksWet 6 месяцев назад +1

    We making it out of Scrappys with this one 🙏🏼

  • @MMA_SLEEP
    @MMA_SLEEP 6 месяцев назад +1

    No paddy pimblet is criminal 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @deezznts
    @deezznts 5 месяцев назад +1

    Barnett would be cut by now if he wasn't such a fan favorite. Dude has serious weight issues that he can not control!!!

  • @abdulla10955
    @abdulla10955 5 месяцев назад +1

    Blob is such a fye word man I could say that shit all day Blob Blob Blob Blob

  • @alangonzalez9001
    @alangonzalez9001 6 месяцев назад +1

    Chris Barnett might be the #1 P4P blob but his speed and movement is insane 😂

  • @Muq-bx4ir
    @Muq-bx4ir 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jorge masvidal was making a run for this tierlist.

  • @eba0202
    @eba0202 6 месяцев назад +1

    watching romanov get shredded for 1 fight and then show up to his next fight more blobby than before is an underrated funny mma moment 💀

  • @DammitBobby
    @DammitBobby 6 месяцев назад +2

    The goat Parker Porter?

  • @ironchiri5251
    @ironchiri5251 6 месяцев назад +1

    Shamil Gaziev is the reason Dagestani fighters barely make it over lightweight

  • @EYYSEE_
    @EYYSEE_ 6 месяцев назад

    the play on words for this video was insane lmfao
    great stuff bedtime

  • @brendandrislane4560
    @brendandrislane4560 5 месяцев назад +1

    LOL "lots of jiggle physics" wtf!!!

  • @gooooooosee
    @gooooooosee 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dana needs to book the BMI title fight asap

    • @GengoSenmon
      @GengoSenmon 6 месяцев назад +1

      If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division, the fans would love and look forward to those fights so much more than Flyweight.

  • @chrisa8044
    @chrisa8044 4 месяца назад +2

    You missed Murzakonov, Barberena and Buday

  • @randomguy8323
    @randomguy8323 5 месяцев назад +1

    De Lima is built like a walking kidney bean

  • @grump9283
    @grump9283 6 месяцев назад +2

    I already know Chris Barnette is in his own Tier😂

  • @Filthyheart.
    @Filthyheart. 6 месяцев назад

    bro you gotta call out that leflanemma dude after winning the belt at 301, he putting the same videos the same day

  • @GigaFloyd
    @GigaFloyd 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ngl hearing "blobtime crew" made me fill my pants with creamy juices

  • @sir0nion
    @sir0nion 6 месяцев назад +1

    Rooting for Chris Barnett for this list. Let's see where he ends up.
    Edit: We got S Tier, baby!

  • @noodle_tax
    @noodle_tax 6 месяцев назад +1

    no way he forgot the goat Parker Porter 🤦‍♂️

  • @garethedwards5719
    @garethedwards5719 6 месяцев назад

    Bedtimes the goat, always giving us the mma content we really want

  • @litosoraXD
    @litosoraXD 6 месяцев назад +1

    blagoy ivanov would’ve (literally) ate at this tier list, too bad he got cut

  • @Euphorix099
    @Euphorix099 6 месяцев назад +1

    MMA Guru doesn’t have ocd he has obesity