I Was A Prison Guard For A Day...

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @dinocathatesyou
    @dinocathatesyou 10 месяцев назад +110

    8:30 I love how Joe actually makes his ads interesting and short

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад

      Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼

    • @Godzillaforlyfe2
      @Godzillaforlyfe2 15 дней назад

      boe jart

  • @F1lthyxo
    @F1lthyxo Год назад +353

    Joes comment section never fails to make me rip my eyes out 🥰

    • @_Gam3r
      @_Gam3r Год назад +4

      fr

    • @louque4978
      @louque4978 Год назад +3

      real(im deaf)

    • @Will-lh6zb
      @Will-lh6zb 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sorry for your loss of eyes

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад +3

      Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼

    • @Plannermanner
      @Plannermanner 3 месяца назад +2

      @@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09I choose hell ❤

  • @m-m9323
    @m-m9323 Год назад +130

    The merch is actually fire, I love that it can actually be worn as a shirt without a huge logo or name on it that doesn’t make any sense, looks great man

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад +3

      Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼

    • @xpostmortemx6793
      @xpostmortemx6793 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 You do realize, the merch literally says, "Think for yourself." Please, stop ramming your policies and thoughts down other people's throats, and let them think for themselves :).

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад

      @@xpostmortemx6793 Yeah, Think of yourself. Your eternal life, No matter what you say or do, in the end you will have to choose 1 of 2 eternal lifes. Eternal Life with God, or eternal life far from God.

    • @Tomfoolery2404
      @Tomfoolery2404 4 месяца назад

      @@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 nah

    • @Plannermanner
      @Plannermanner 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Tomfoolery2404 you really said na I’d win to hell respect

  • @Ryker3
    @Ryker3 Год назад +435

    Joe never fails to kidnap my entire family

  • @hollow2262
    @hollow2262 Год назад +111

    joe never fails to make me happy :) and other things

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад +2

      Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼

    • @KrisMayk1
      @KrisMayk1 9 дней назад

      @@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 Yappity yap yap

  • @aidaniscool3482
    @aidaniscool3482 Год назад +102

    Joe never fails to fill me up with his happy juices

    • @zoinktv
      @zoinktv Год назад +3

      yoo!!

    • @newt2.066
      @newt2.066 Год назад +2

      TRIPPINNNN

    • @zak_kery
      @zak_kery 7 месяцев назад

      we have so much in common!!

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 4 месяца назад

      Can I just remind you something or tell you? Well. Heres a reminder: Jesus Christ, The true God came down to earth because he loves you and He did something so loving. He died for your sins, And Not only that he died so you can have a decision, To follow Jesus Christ and follow him to heaven, Or Deny his offer for salvation and eternal life and instead choose to suffer eternally in hell. Jesus Christ wants us to go to heaven and save us from ourselfs, Because we are sinners. Thats why I Kindly ask you, Give Jesus Christ a chance. If you have any questions Or anything to say, Please tell me. And Ill answer. May Jesus Christ bless you, truly and may he be with you. Amen. 🙏🏼

  • @forsaken806
    @forsaken806 Год назад +112

    joe never fails to make my family plead for there life

  • @Lokuik
    @Lokuik Год назад +53

    as funny as he is, hes truly one of the all time greats

  • @cmf3673
    @cmf3673 Год назад +791

    joe never fails to make me milk

  • @kingduck4628
    @kingduck4628 Год назад +14

    Papa joey never fails to make me ball my eyes out at 4am

    • @BigRevenge
      @BigRevenge 11 месяцев назад

      Papa joey is quite joey of papa

  • @cadetanksley6774
    @cadetanksley6774 11 месяцев назад +33

    Joe never fails to tickle my toes and sing me a lullaby while I drift asleep

  • @Erectedcok
    @Erectedcok 4 месяца назад +3

    9:21 the ads are fire

  • @jackjenkins8132
    @jackjenkins8132 11 месяцев назад +6

    The merch shout out was litterly one of the funniest parts of the whole video

  • @KyleKeane-zh1zr
    @KyleKeane-zh1zr Год назад +12

    Joe never fails to make me go to prison

  • @Upuiff09
    @Upuiff09 2 месяца назад +1

    2:56 they got skinny pete AND WALTER WHITE from breaking bad lol

  • @whzles
    @whzles Год назад +10

    Joe never fails to be in prison

  • @x2sibsx7
    @x2sibsx7 11 месяцев назад +6

    Joe never fails to make me beg on my knees for my life

  • @oliviajenkins4199
    @oliviajenkins4199 Год назад +15

    Joe never fails to make me plead for my family back 🤭

  • @TommybarLM
    @TommybarLM 10 месяцев назад +1

    8:05 Blud turned on Lego gibberish

  • @Weston-ir3jb
    @Weston-ir3jb 15 дней назад +3

    11 months ago are still no part two?

  • @mrdominos4821
    @mrdominos4821 Год назад +29

    Joe never fails to hold me down and shoot his creamy content in me 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @wills5351
    @wills5351 Год назад +11

    Joe never fails to make me fail

  • @MrCommentGod
    @MrCommentGod Год назад +2

    *Timestamps of Joe saying the word "useful"*
    1. 24:01

  • @NoWi-Fieither
    @NoWi-Fieither Год назад +1

    Petition to see joe play fears to fathom:
    👇

  • @prodimusfilms562
    @prodimusfilms562 Год назад +9

    Joe never fails to fill me up inside

  • @dominicklacasse5876
    @dominicklacasse5876 Год назад +3

    Joe never fails to play games

  • @Somedude690
    @Somedude690 3 месяца назад +1

    2:52 Skinny Pete and Walter White

  • @catsoverhumanity
    @catsoverhumanity Год назад +1

    quite literally the best content on youtube twitch and tiktok

  • @JerryMartinez-ev7jo
    @JerryMartinez-ev7jo 7 месяцев назад +2

    Joe never fails to grape me in front of my parents

  • @RJcheetosSmh
    @RJcheetosSmh Год назад +6

    joe never fails to make me bust the second i open the app like omg my screen is sooo white rn

    • @KatOnAKeyboard173
      @KatOnAKeyboard173 11 месяцев назад

      Ikr I just bust out the sour cream the second I see him

  • @Marennn486
    @Marennn486 4 месяца назад

    That was the most convincing RUclipsr merch ad ever. Good job Joe lmaooo

  • @Weston-ir3jb
    @Weston-ir3jb 16 дней назад

    34:20 *whistling* THAT IS NOT WHISTLEING

  • @lordfartquad42
    @lordfartquad42 Год назад +45

    Hey Joe, you'll probably never see this and this might sound stupid but thank you for helping me or someone who watches your videos while they're down/depressed you're like a therapist (yeah yeah ik this is "stupid" but still thank you so much for making me feel happy every time I watch your vids while I'm down and also sorry for the wrong grammars and stuff bcs English is not my 1st language)

  • @bman11gamingyoutube
    @bman11gamingyoutube Месяц назад

    How he talks about his merch keeps me rolling

  • @More_Moose
    @More_Moose 4 месяца назад

    Let's Game it Out's playthrough of this was billarious

  • @bl1nd179
    @bl1nd179 Год назад +1

    joe is one of the youtubers of all time

  • @LoganDreher-b5g
    @LoganDreher-b5g 10 месяцев назад +1

    PART TWO 😭

  • @icedtea9394
    @icedtea9394 10 месяцев назад +1

    reminds me of human centipede 3

  • @Messedmindsolos
    @Messedmindsolos Год назад

    Genuinely u been curing my depression like no other youtuber

  • @patricktiernan2398
    @patricktiernan2398 Год назад +5

    Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😆😆😂

  • @Numba1Wild
    @Numba1Wild 11 месяцев назад

    Angry man would be the best prison guard.

  • @egg11102
    @egg11102 11 месяцев назад +1

    Joe never fails to scoop my eyes out

  • @Zombiefyd06
    @Zombiefyd06 2 месяца назад

    4:44 „ups almost said a bad word“ proceeds with „he’s going to fucking get killed“

  • @aerahaeqi
    @aerahaeqi 2 месяца назад +1

    5:37 Brian griffin is my dads name and he just happens to be in jail ☠️

  • @Mrskullyboyy
    @Mrskullyboyy 11 месяцев назад +1

    34:19 best part

  • @LekdupThinleyWangdi8D-vl8fq
    @LekdupThinleyWangdi8D-vl8fq Год назад +1

    Joe never fails to make my toes curl

  • @Gators_and_bears_fan
    @Gators_and_bears_fan 6 месяцев назад

    Joe never fails to make me paint my room with a grayish white sticky sweet and salty substance

  • @NoarHamza
    @NoarHamza Год назад

    Ima be honest joe bart games > joe bartolozzi

  • @toaster7786
    @toaster7786 Год назад

    Life gets better when my beautiful Joe Joe uploads 🥰🥰

  • @sebastianbadillo2611
    @sebastianbadillo2611 Год назад +1

    Idk why but I kinda want joe and caseoh to do a collab together one day

  • @thehunter9594
    @thehunter9594 Год назад

    1:15 joe, when have we ever left you astray

  • @MattTerry-qe4ew
    @MattTerry-qe4ew 9 месяцев назад +5

    Does joe wipe or finger

  • @KrabbyPattySecretForumla
    @KrabbyPattySecretForumla Год назад +2

    What with RUclips comments recently? The never fails comment are just weird and uncomfortable. If that’s what humor has come to, humanity is deteriorating rapidly.

  • @alexanderramirez3265
    @alexanderramirez3265 10 месяцев назад

    Joe never fails to rip my lungs out leaving me to die

  • @ntac858
    @ntac858 10 месяцев назад

    “I Was A Prison Guard For A Day” BANG BANG STOP RESITING BANG BANG

  • @jakekymantas8778
    @jakekymantas8778 Год назад +6

    Joe is just like a chef he opens my buns fills me with mayo and puts in his meat

  • @yomommaatranny
    @yomommaatranny Год назад

    joeseph barthalamule never fails to tickle me

  • @airealeearley6096
    @airealeearley6096 Год назад

    The "Joe never fails" people are the reason why Joe never comments 😭😭(I'm one of them)

  • @astarthatburned
    @astarthatburned Год назад

    I’m definitely gonna ask for your merch for Christmas i love it sm!

  • @MrToast378
    @MrToast378 Год назад

    6:07 waypoint

  • @savvvii
    @savvvii Год назад +1

    thank you my wittle joe joe 🥺

  • @Geckos_logical_commentry
    @Geckos_logical_commentry 4 месяца назад

    Joe should’ve added el chapo as a prisoner

  • @Emsyv1
    @Emsyv1 5 месяцев назад

    Joe never fails to make my family watch his adds

  • @gamerstin6790
    @gamerstin6790 Год назад

    Every time joe uploads it makes me want to explode

  • @ScratchyPack
    @ScratchyPack 11 месяцев назад +1

    Joe never fails to make me lactate

  • @_kenn
    @_kenn 7 месяцев назад

    Joe’s merch ad got me dead 😭

  • @Kayden_ashley
    @Kayden_ashley Год назад +1

    Joe never fails to milk me

  • @jackwagon1738
    @jackwagon1738 8 месяцев назад

    Joe never fails to make me and my family beg for mercy while he holds a fucking m16 to my head

  • @unknowncultmember778
    @unknowncultmember778 11 месяцев назад +1

    How does this video only have 11 likes

  • @juanavalos2319
    @juanavalos2319 9 месяцев назад

    I was tripping off shrooms and joe bartolozzi made me feel safe

  • @Vertically_standing_bread
    @Vertically_standing_bread Месяц назад

    14:04 me yelling at the witch who cursed me to only say a vowel from one of the first 4 letters of the alphabet

  • @Steambrospokemon
    @Steambrospokemon Год назад +2

    Joe never fails to make me fart

  • @HurpMuhGurp
    @HurpMuhGurp Год назад

    I'm going to need more of this or I'll report you to the warden

  • @lovins8274
    @lovins8274 11 месяцев назад

    Best merch plug ever☠️

  • @LandoChosenOng
    @LandoChosenOng Год назад +2

    joe never fails to make me wanna kiss my cousin

  • @Adrian-rk2gj
    @Adrian-rk2gj Год назад

    Best sells men ever for merch unlike other creators 😂

  • @scpgamer3248
    @scpgamer3248 Год назад

    Joes cool for his vids he always make me laugh 😂

  • @xundine
    @xundine Год назад +1

    Joe, please be my father.

  • @jinnieflix
    @jinnieflix Год назад

    joe never fails to make my kitty meow ;-;

  • @vecchioparodias2360
    @vecchioparodias2360 11 месяцев назад +6

    merch is sold out :(

  • @InvalidAce76
    @InvalidAce76 Год назад

    Thx for being joe joe

  • @hdhdhejei3346
    @hdhdhejei3346 Год назад

    Bro I couldn’t even edge to this clean up on isle my pants 😂

  • @TacoAlligator
    @TacoAlligator Год назад

    8:29 His beard makes him look so goofy

  • @Fizzyeditsboi
    @Fizzyeditsboi Год назад

    We need part 2

  • @alexlowery4958
    @alexlowery4958 Год назад

    as me being a actually correction officer this was awesome to watch😭😭

  • @Waffle984
    @Waffle984 5 месяцев назад

    0:00 “Can I marry you” in all caps

    • @Waffle984
      @Waffle984 5 месяцев назад

      Btw pause it to see it

  • @gradyamv
    @gradyamv Год назад

    Joe never fails to make me ink

  • @theodorebrown1312
    @theodorebrown1312 4 месяца назад

    merch is dope but when are you dropping new rolling trays 👀

  • @Vertically_standing_bread
    @Vertically_standing_bread Месяц назад

    13:26 doestn't care about the grape word anymore

  • @YouTubeElijahbrr
    @YouTubeElijahbrr 7 месяцев назад

    Would love to buy some merch but literally everything is SOLD OUT!

  • @m0ngoose_
    @m0ngoose_ Год назад

    bros actually so real for that merch too many youtubers make corny ass merch that looks stupid unless the youtuber who made it wears it

  • @crfinesse5955
    @crfinesse5955 6 месяцев назад

    Joe never fails like ever

  • @lukelange6611
    @lukelange6611 Год назад

    W day, w game

  • @Kian-e9n
    @Kian-e9n Год назад

    Bartcatraz? CANCEL JOE
    Nah jk love you joe

  • @airealeearley6096
    @airealeearley6096 Год назад

    Joe never fails to tickle my toes

  • @CatanddogLoverfivemilion
    @CatanddogLoverfivemilion Месяц назад

    JUSTICE FOR BRUTUS!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 (my dog)

  • @_Gam3r
    @_Gam3r Год назад

    can we stop copy and pasting messages and enjoy this 45 minute W video before i have a mental breakdown
    also he legit said the r why is this not age restricted but peppa pig video is

  • @wvvvanity
    @wvvvanity Год назад

    I watch all his videos on every single page I feel like a stalker but this is just RUclips entertainment so 💀

  • @CosmicEntity
    @CosmicEntity Год назад

    joe never fails to be a dick when promoting his own product

  • @cosmic_duma6364
    @cosmic_duma6364 Год назад

    you should play The Escapists