Scoring the World's Best Synthesizer Copypasta

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @OscillatorSink
    @OscillatorSink Год назад +78

    Want to make your own version? Here's the VO:
    drive.google.com/file/d/1_UYFs0Dy-6rLm8u_clNGjQFMZE3ckE6j/view?usp=sharing

  • @scdave_archive
    @scdave_archive Год назад +142

    Fully orchestrated shitposts are my aesthetic

    • @EchoLog
      @EchoLog Год назад

      Does an entire constructed language that's a shitpost also sound like your aesthetic?
      Conlang-tube and Musician-tube have similar shitpost-cringe corners for fun. I think we're all the same creative code-brained folk and the algorithms done spotted it.

  • @antsteep
    @antsteep Год назад +62

    I once read that when people who were born deaf and later gain hearing, a common surprise for them is that you can't hear the sound of the sun.

    • @compucorder64
      @compucorder64 Год назад +10

      There should be a word for that. Maybe in German, something like klanglose Sonnenüberraschung

    • @HerwardHoyer
      @HerwardHoyer Год назад +3

      @@compucorder64 Sonnenschweigen

    • @dariosusu1529
      @dariosusu1529 Год назад +3

      Jep, hab den Namen für meinen nächsten Ambient Track gefunden, danke :)

  • @kitwheston
    @kitwheston Год назад +33

    One of the titles of all time

  • @DivKid
    @DivKid Год назад +5

    Fantastic, lovely work from you and Oscillator Sink

  • @edwin-zone
    @edwin-zone Год назад +13

    Wow, some days the Internet really delivers. This is one of those days. Upon hearing the finished piece, with that rousing full score, I almost felt a call to arms. I wanted to reach into my hard drive and rip and tear apart my plugins with my bare hands! If I had a printer, I'd probably print out my VSTs onto paper just so I could set fire to them! Thank you for giving me feelings again.

  • @Peterb200295
    @Peterb200295 Год назад +20

    "From the roar of an ocean to the whisper of a midnight" is actually quite fucking good on it self

  • @BriLikesSynths
    @BriLikesSynths Год назад +71

    The casualness of how you support trans rights and call out spitfire is reassuring. Thanks for that, it's always nice to see. I wonder if there's a way to get Ableton to back down from working with them, since they're such a big player. Aside from that, really fun vid, and I love how much that formant shifted voice sounds like the Disco Elysium narrator. Gives it that extra sense of drama.

    • @Zettoman
      @Zettoman Год назад

      a disease on the face of the earth.

    • @Francisco12G
      @Francisco12G Год назад +1

      Is the Ableton thing a joke?

    • @BriLikesSynths
      @BriLikesSynths Год назад

      @@Francisco12G unfortunately no, Ableton is working with spitfire it seems. Spitfire developed a pack for ableton 11

    • @Francisco12G
      @Francisco12G Год назад +2

      @@BriLikesSynths my point is why is it so important to interfere with a relationship that you are not involved with?

  • @Pheonix0114
    @Pheonix0114 Год назад +7

    This the most extra thing I've ever seen, and I'm all the way here for it. Also, thanks for being awesome and continuing to call out Spitfire.

    • @ben1210
      @ben1210 Год назад +1

      Missed the news about Spitfire, what a feckin mess. So disappointed in Henson and in how it's been handled. Upside, I needed some space on my HD and now I know what's getting uninstalled

  • @PatNortonRidesWithFoof
    @PatNortonRidesWithFoof Год назад +19

    Thanks for bringing me just a little bit closer to the event horizon of the internet.

  • @lms7433
    @lms7433 Год назад +13

    This is pure GOLD!! Thank you very much

  • @mkkrt
    @mkkrt Год назад +9

    This sounds good to my plugin ears.

  • @jakobjelinek6334
    @jakobjelinek6334 Год назад +22

    I think it's really a cool thing to show some alternatives to the spitfire things... maybe you could do a whole video on this topic?

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад +15

      I'll need to find more cheap and good ones.

    • @mvsr990
      @mvsr990 Год назад +2

      @@RedMeansRecording I saw a couple of positive reviews of Audio Imperia Nucleus (unfortunately $500) - but they have a lite/Kontakt Player version for $99.

    • @thomas_ad
      @thomas_ad Год назад

      Has content for MuseScore caught up to its rewrite?

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад

      @@thomas_ad not sure

  • @pinniples3597
    @pinniples3597 Год назад +3

    Great video and great score! Love watching someone who has a lightbulb moment turn into an idea and then into something really unique and enjoyable for others. Your excitement about the concept made the video that much more engaging. Cheers!

  • @louisharkna9464
    @louisharkna9464 Год назад +15

    Fully Orchestrated Rants need to be a thing. Run with it until the A.I.s ruin it for us all!

  • @destroy_television
    @destroy_television Год назад +19

    This was a string of thought in someone's head.. Absolutely mind blowing. Thank you for sharing this copypasta with us. This was beyond absurd. 😂

  • @PFSTR
    @PFSTR Год назад +3

    Beyond glorious!
    What would you charge to put everyday normal emails that I write at work into this format?
    "Dolores, I hope this message finds you well. As previously discussed, the dataset provided will not be sufficient as base records for your requested query. Please blah blah blah..."
    Man, that would be epic. Love you and what you do, JB.

    • @BenODen
      @BenODen Год назад +1

      Yes! Maybe this could be a top tier patreon benefit! 😂. One email accompianment a quarter for a top supporter. ROTFL!

  • @matthodek
    @matthodek Год назад +10

    Goodness. That was fantastic.
    As a person with degrees in physics, engineering, and mathematics, I can tell you stars sound like crap. Basically like a Juno 106 that you forgot to turn on...

    • @YanickFM
      @YanickFM Год назад

      "the stars sound like crap" would be a fantastic song title

  • @veence
    @veence Год назад +34

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this ecstatic in a video before and I love it 🎉

  • @vinniethechin5230
    @vinniethechin5230 Год назад +16

    The force is strong with this one

  • @timbrehaze7958
    @timbrehaze7958 Год назад +5

    Working in software development, I can indeed tell you that my brain has been fried with too many algorithms

  • @mopanda81
    @mopanda81 Год назад +2

    imagine frying your brain with idealized waveforms for so long you don’t even know what sound is anymore…

  • @staticinteger
    @staticinteger Год назад +41

    Thank you so much for showing support for the trans community. It’s something special to find that with a channel you love

  • @krazywabbit
    @krazywabbit Год назад +2

    Every time I think you’ve nailed a banger, you do it again. This is next level genius. Voice over. Solid. Video editing, delicious. Gut checked to stay in my lane, accomplished. Bravo!

  • @gabrieldelamora3701
    @gabrieldelamora3701 Год назад +4

    Dude! You are a beast!! Thank you for keeping it real!

  • @josephconrad9189
    @josephconrad9189 Год назад +1

    Brilliant, everything you have put out recently but especially this is just brilliant.

  • @irisgross144
    @irisgross144 Год назад +11

    OscillatorSink sounds so much like the disco elysium narrator wtf

    • @OscillatorSink
      @OscillatorSink Год назад +8

      I've been playing and replaying Disco Elysium a bunch recently so I suspect that the approach I took to the reading was influenced by that.

    • @techjan3247
      @techjan3247 Год назад +2

      Man, I had exactly the same thought just now at 5:00

  • @clashclashbangbang
    @clashclashbangbang Год назад +12

    Thank you for mentioning the alternative to transphobia! Love your work and love to see when you are happy!

  • @ToyKeeper
    @ToyKeeper Год назад +3

    Fortunately, neonrider won't see this video until it comes out on VHS.

  • @macronencer
    @macronencer Год назад +2

    This is just brilliant, I love it! Also thanks for the news update on the Spitfire debacle - I've been out of touch and needed to catch up. Very sad (but not completely surprised) to hear they haven't actually resolved it properly, but thank you for supporting trans people! Oh, and a big "ta!" to Oscillator Sink for the VO. We Brits may not be good at everything, but we remain the best choice for contemptuous sarcasm and supercilious villainry.

  • @BluesAndNoise
    @BluesAndNoise Год назад +9

    You totally nailed the whimpering ogre vibe of Yharnum

  • @pmc5532
    @pmc5532 Год назад +3

    Flawlessly entertaining 🤣 we need more of these!!

  • @aquaticborealis4877
    @aquaticborealis4877 Год назад +3

    I do solemnly swear.
    To every living being, and every living soul.
    Now cometh the age of Digital waveforms.
    A thousand year voyage under the wisdom of cold hard code.
    Here beginneth the chill waveforms that encompasses all music, reaching the great beyond.
    Into fear, doubt, and loneliness…
    As the path stretcheth into darkness.

  • @Willaporte
    @Willaporte Год назад +3

    Rly surprised the ‘i saw FlyLo at the grocery store’ one didn’t come up

  • @uhhhclem
    @uhhhclem Год назад +9

    As Charles Schulz once said, actually, that was a pretty impressive display of sarcasm.

  • @philmillman
    @philmillman Год назад +2

    This produced several LOLs. You seemed so genuinely happy to create this and it shows :)

  • @totally_not_a_bot
    @totally_not_a_bot Год назад +2

    The irony of a copypasta shading against digital music being posted on the internet in UTF-8 encoding, then being digitally recorded and delivered to my ears via my phone's DAC **chef's kiss**
    Oh, and stars sound like this bubbly, plucky, sparkly sort of synth sound I remember hearing in Elebits or something similar. I have no idea how to create it, and I'm okay with that.

  • @davidmcgirr
    @davidmcgirr 11 месяцев назад +1

    If anyone's interested - Amadeus Symphony Orchestra is on sale for $99 at the moment.
    Just picked it up myself, thanks for the tip Jeremy.

  • @MaxVanGinneken
    @MaxVanGinneken Год назад +6

    I saw Redmeans "Jeremy" McRecording at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  • @squishykotetsu
    @squishykotetsu Год назад +6

    there's nothing I love more than an overengineered sh!tpost xD
    I watched your opening explanation, but then paused the video to get snacks and wine, cuz this one I'll s a v o u r
    Edit: Have watched the whole video now, OH MY SWEET BEJEEZUS that was the funniest thing I've seen all week, thank you SO MUCH!
    also ye it was very cool to watch your workflow

  • @harkahellhound562
    @harkahellhound562 Год назад +6

    Freakin' brilliant, I hope whoever wrote that gets a chance to see (and hear) this in all of it's sonic glory. XD

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper Год назад

      Even if he deigned to expose his ears to a digital imitation of sound created using plugins, he would just insist it isn't real, then warm up a Hot Pocket and pop another episode of Night Rider into the VCR.

  • @ToyKeeper
    @ToyKeeper Год назад +2

    I love how, with quantum mechanics, scientists already answered the question of analog vs digital... and yet the debate continues anyway. The answer is, everything is basically digital if you look close enough. Or at least, everything is _quantized,_ which is what makes digital ... digital. The more important question is how high the resolution is. Like, early digital synths were 8-bit and made distinctly different sounds than analog. CDs are 16-bit, which is roughly the limit of human hearing. Good analog synths in a clean electrical environment can reach an effective resolution of about 20 to 24 bits, though it's usually quite a bit less due to common everyday electrical noise. Most digital plugins now use either 32 bits or 64 bits, both of which are far more precise than analog gear. And to fully simulate every individual quantum subatomic reaction in an analog synth, it would take roughly 56 bits... but it would be mostly pointless since that's only ~20 bits of signal and ~36 bits of noise. And the listener generally only hears like 10 to 14 bits worth in typical listening environments, because life is noisy, tinnitus exists, and average speakers are mediocre.
    The main distinction between vintage analog synths and other synths is error. Old analog gear was really unstable and added a lot of error, basically forcing several types of modulation whether the user wanted it or not. Digital synths, and even newer analog synths, make this extra modulation optional. Like, the user has to add it on purpose in order to get that type of sound, or at least turn a "vintage" knob to dial in some preset error patterns.
    Anyway, if the copypasta dude really wants to reach enlightenment or "sonic apotheosis" or whatever, he needs only realize that analog vs digital doesn't really matter, and the main things which determine the quality of music are the skill of the musician and the tastes of the listener... not the inner workings of the instruments. But I doubt that's a message he can understand... and high-quality fully-orchestrated shitposts are a lot more fun. This video is basically the best possible response.

  • @SPAZit101
    @SPAZit101 Год назад +3

    This goes so hard 🔥

  • @JyotiMishra
    @JyotiMishra Год назад +2

    Awesome vid, as ever, ta!

  • @emptyvesselnz
    @emptyvesselnz Год назад +4

    this was absolutely fucking incredible. Also damn impressive library for 150 bucks even if not every solo instrument is on a par with some other (more expensive) options.

  • @christianwheeler8386
    @christianwheeler8386 Год назад +1

    Immediately hit replay. I love this video so much.

  • @hermask815
    @hermask815 Год назад +4

    What do I do now? I have a non-plugin digital FM Synth that has even more algorithms than the old one.
    Cannot compute…..

  • @kharithagoddess6591
    @kharithagoddess6591 Год назад +1

    This made me grin from ear to ear, never change please

  • @ebraltazar3498
    @ebraltazar3498 Год назад +2

    Great video, enjoyed it a lot. And when I say ‘a lot’ I’m not talking about ‘a large amount’ or ‘to a great extent’ I’m not even talking about quantities, I’m talking about the REAL ‘lot’.

  • @moolder
    @moolder Год назад +4

    That symphony with the choir is giving me chills.

    • @henderthing
      @henderthing Год назад +8

      That's not a symphony with choir. That's not even sound. It's the idealized imitation of sound!

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад +6

      Mfw algorithm

  • @Death_By_Media
    @Death_By_Media Год назад +8

    This needs to be the intro track to your next LP/EP release btw 😂

  • @RikMaxSpeed
    @RikMaxSpeed Год назад +16

    Love all the authentic analogue orchestral instruments you’ve used for this score!

  • @entropybentwhistle
    @entropybentwhistle Год назад +3

    What do stars sound like? If you could get within a solar atmosphere to hear that, the volume would instantly kill you, but that can’t happen because flares can reach temperatures of a million degrees Kelvin and the radiation will start destroying your cells farther out than the flares reach. But yeah, it’s analogue.
    Edit: I meant stellar atmosphere. Solar is specific to our Sun.

  • @traviedoodle
    @traviedoodle Год назад +2

    Behold, the only good thing that ever came out of Gearspace

  • @twocanucksful
    @twocanucksful Год назад +4

    So good! Too bad some of our friends won’t be able to hear it with their analog ears 😂

  • @sonicspecter
    @sonicspecter Год назад +4

    3:33 As a fan of lovecraftian cosmic horror, you have my full attention with "the cult of non-linearity".

  • @ThePrimaFacie
    @ThePrimaFacie Год назад +1

    All this and we have to deal with youtub compression and poop quality. I think it just adds a level, really.

  • @robinlaird
    @robinlaird Год назад +3

    I'm particularly loving your permanently in-shock face every single time the VO kicks in 😆

  • @LunaticDandy
    @LunaticDandy Год назад +2

    It sound like the very best live set intro I've ever heard !
    *Let the show begin*

  • @mynewcolour
    @mynewcolour Год назад +2

    I actually love this pasta because it’s triggering all the mystery of passed around mixtapes by faceless djs and producers with science-names and me having ZERO COMPREHENSION of how this music was made omg I need to sit down

  • @robertmyers6518
    @robertmyers6518 Год назад +2

    Answer: This video.
    Question: What would the Moody Blues album, "Days of Future Past" sound like in shitpost form?

  • @lordlemmingman
    @lordlemmingman Год назад +4

    Oh my god, the amount of fart sniffing on that forum is insufferable. In the same thread you get snooty over analyzing shit like "The fact we are discussing this via such toxically digital means is in itself an example of our societal susceptibility to these artificial facades of comfort, of which we should be ever conscious, lest they impart something on our creations."

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад +3

      It's almost impossible to imagine they're seriously not doing a bit

    • @Wormsie
      @Wormsie Год назад

      I'm pretty sure that response was tongue in cheek.

  • @shawnmurphy4757
    @shawnmurphy4757 Год назад +1

    You are a true artist - who understands REAL analog

  • @PWMaarten
    @PWMaarten Год назад +2

    If not satire, the persons brain who wrote this has the complexity of an analog sine.

  • @GeorgeL909
    @GeorgeL909 Год назад +6

    Lovecraftian cosmic horror synth obsession? Right up my alley 😉🐙 this was 10/10 11/10

  • @n0tett
    @n0tett Год назад +1

    Jeremy, I used to not like you, then one day I saw someone say something about you in a video. It piqued my interest and I came to watch you again. I have come to genuinely like your content. Also, you are wearing a cool shirt in the video I decide to make this comment on. This solidifies it' accuracy.

  • @mopanda81
    @mopanda81 Год назад +1

    Bane: Batman you think Sonics are your ally? You merely adopted the analogue. I was born in it… molded by it.

  • @Hysteric_Subjects
    @Hysteric_Subjects Год назад +4

    So we doing a composition in DAW for funsies? This is cool because I’ve only begun recording my hardware stuff into the box and don’t know what to do now. Option paralysis

  • @quinnzender
    @quinnzender Год назад +2

    Oh that's rich, I go to click on the OG post just to find I had already ignored the user lmao

  • @BenODen
    @BenODen Год назад

    Brilliant rant-rangement. I love rants set to music, but making music to set to rants a great rhing. and then you have this. THIS is next level. Thanks for the pasta, I think this is copy-pasta amatrichiano!

  • @JimBReay
    @JimBReay Год назад +3

    OH MY GOD. Sheer BRILLIANCE. THANK YOU!!!!!!

  • @-32hldeep
    @-32hldeep Год назад +2

    Well, the stars sound like entropy. So turn on you white noise generator and all ends well.

  • @allwelikeworms
    @allwelikeworms Год назад +1

    Move over, Hans Zimmer, there's a new kid in town. (Taps blinking red light)

  • @aneveningwithebola2727
    @aneveningwithebola2727 Год назад +1

    The voiceover makes it sound like dialogue that didn't make it into The Electric Castle.

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Год назад +4

    Give it the full Wagner, with a dash of Mad Max intro 👍😅

  • @larryellingson2435
    @larryellingson2435 Год назад +1

    This. Post. Is. Wonderful.

  • @mopanda81
    @mopanda81 Год назад +1

    this ended up beatifully its full album or concert intro hype. dub poem levels of direct sonic attack

  • @mopanda81
    @mopanda81 Год назад +1

    it is the year 2032 and young brayden cannot activate the sound function on his iphone until he correctly identifies the acousitc pitch of a strawberry’s flavor

  • @JosBlomsma
    @JosBlomsma Год назад +1

    Nice video, great result!

  • @garymon
    @garymon Год назад +2

    Now I know what pure joy sounds like. ❤️

  • @Trdls
    @Trdls Год назад +1

    I absolutely love this

  • @MrPoonomatic
    @MrPoonomatic Год назад +1

    wow it all came together nice!

  • @parristaylor
    @parristaylor Год назад +2

    Your brilliance here is uncompromising. ❤️

    • @tablaninja
      @tablaninja Год назад +2

      Any time I get a creative block, Jeremy snaps me out of it.

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад

      ​@@tablaninjaThanos snap baby

  • @gaetan4164
    @gaetan4164 Год назад +2

    I bumped the like count to 303. I hope the waveform is good enough.

  • @raysubject
    @raysubject Год назад +1

    Absolutely intergalactically epic.
    Best video you ever made.
    Ever.
    😂😂😂

  • @ShoutingStatue
    @ShoutingStatue Год назад +1

    the video edit at the end is unbelievable and give me the same vibes as the video they show people in the torture room on LOST

  • @olGrandpaby
    @olGrandpaby Год назад +1

    That was incredible.

  • @pz7510
    @pz7510 Год назад +1

    magnificent work 🥰

  • @znxster
    @znxster Год назад +2

    Just grinning the entire video .. Amadeus seems good.

  • @waffles7858
    @waffles7858 Год назад +1

    I cry every tiem

  • @synthphilosophy
    @synthphilosophy Год назад +1

    Yes. I am enlightened now. Thank you ❤ 😂. Seriously impressive on so many levels.

  • @summarity
    @summarity Год назад +1

    This is very Blue Man Group (e.g. "Robots") - I love it

  • @_oe_o_e_
    @_oe_o_e_ Год назад +3

    wow, if the universe could speak to me, but from way up in it's own ass, it'll sound like this. This is beautiful

  • @nomdeplore7604
    @nomdeplore7604 Год назад +15

    Thank you for continuing to call out the co-owner of a certain orchestral library software company. Transphobes deserve no joy.

    • @LizardEatsFlies
      @LizardEatsFlies Год назад +7

      no joy. no money. Down with transphobes

    • @Josephkerr101
      @Josephkerr101 Год назад +6

      Gotta hurt people with murderous hate in their wallets. It's all they care about it seems.

    • @RedMeansRecording
      @RedMeansRecording  Год назад +4

      It is

  • @jemmahooper7415
    @jemmahooper7415 Год назад +1

    Mag-fecki-nificent! I love it! Great job! Some real Bernard Herrmannesque sequences in the final product! (Think Vertigo, North by Northwest, etc)

  • @Itsleakim
    @Itsleakim Год назад +2

    The end result sounds like an epic version of an “ASD Sound design” video 😂❤

    • @vinylarchaeologist
      @vinylarchaeologist Год назад +1

      Here showing some love ❤ for you knowing about the ASD channel.

    • @Itsleakim
      @Itsleakim Год назад

      @@vinylarchaeologist it’s one of my favourite channels! 💕

  • @khalylehagood3222
    @khalylehagood3222 Год назад +3

    The green screen is hittin.

  • @xephon3000
    @xephon3000 Год назад +1

    This is so good!

  • @Braunschweiger1984
    @Braunschweiger1984 Год назад +1

    Great, now I have plug-in ears 😤. Nice video!

  • @w8less2020
    @w8less2020 Год назад +1

    This is awesome!!