They Added Guns To Chess And This Happened

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  • @sharpcoyote7988
    @sharpcoyote7988 Год назад +460

    1 tip for every piece
    Pawn - Your Allies automatically track every piece. Watch where they fire to see where the enemy is.
    Rook - You can 1 shot any piece to the head, and only other Rooks can survive 2 body shots (at least, last I checked
    Knight - The only piece that isn't hitscan, but it's very high damage. Make sure you lead your shots.
    Bishop - You can use your grenade to fling yourself in the air, then your wings to go nearly anywhere from there.
    Queen - Don't always hold a piece. It can block your own shots too.
    King - Get close. You may have bad range, but your health is pretty good, and you deal... a perfectly balanced amount of damage-

    • @Oath_Unbroken
      @Oath_Unbroken Год назад +28

      as all things should be

    • @callmemelton
      @callmemelton Год назад +45

      It makes sense the king deals that much damage you f*cked up as soon as it got close enough to hit you

    • @willizardxd4661
      @willizardxd4661 Год назад +11

      Do you watch Spiffing Brit?

    • @bandti45
      @bandti45 Год назад +4

      see if he realized you and enemies heal after so many seconds, i dont think anything would of changed

    • @markanthonypittaway1539
      @markanthonypittaway1539 Год назад +2

      ​@@willizardxd4661 YESSS

  • @theogbullseye
    @theogbullseye Год назад +934

    I played this with all my friends who are better at chess than me, and almost every single time I would win by just taking one pawn up the whole board

  • @tommygunner5255
    @tommygunner5255 Год назад +586

    That last pawn was on a whole other level compared to the other pawns

    • @randomreally5782
      @randomreally5782 Год назад +17

      For real lmao 😂😂

    • @tommygunner5255
      @tommygunner5255 Год назад

      Ok what is going on I just checked this and there is no reason this should have this many likes

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv Год назад

      @@tommygunner5255same with my comment, I just gained the first 50 likes early and kept getting likes

    • @jewels3846
      @jewels3846 Год назад

      I liked it cause said what I was thinking 🤷‍♀️
      Congrats on the youtube comment fame tho! 🎉 (not mocking. Just awesome for you and im stoned so my wording may be bad)

  • @zukil7607
    @zukil7607 Год назад +476

    I love how DF is having fun with his wife playing this game. Wholesome :)

    • @adamnclown9085
      @adamnclown9085 Год назад +35

      How Yk he has a wife? Been subbed forever and never even heard a reference to it 😂😂

    • @jaden_38
      @jaden_38 Год назад

      @@adamnclown9085 if you check his insta it's basically only photos of his wife and dog not a single one of him lol (at least not his face)

    • @guidias6039
      @guidias6039 Год назад +84

      ​@@adamnclown9085 the last thing he said in this video was" file for divorce" .

    • @zukil7607
      @zukil7607 Год назад +36

      @@guidias6039 yeah, was kinda expecting something along the lines of that, but that sealed it

    • @insomniac8049
      @insomniac8049 Год назад

      @@adamnclown9085 your username really lives up doesn’t it

  • @a-k-mosa
    @a-k-mosa Год назад +196

    The fact that DF used the worst possible chess opening is just the reason that i watch his videos.

    • @piercexlr878
      @piercexlr878 Год назад +6

      I raise you the bongcloud

    • @bognog0469
      @bognog0469 Год назад +2

      Really? I always do that one because it allows me to get my bishop out

    • @piercexlr878
      @piercexlr878 Год назад +6

      @Bognog 04 You want to move your middle pawns in actual chess if you can. Opens up your bishop and let's you control the center

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel Год назад

      Pawn is op idk what youre taking about

    • @Sangsstuff
      @Sangsstuff Год назад +3

      I love to watch pro chess games on youtube and watching DF play chess with a twist is somewhat mindbreaking soothing at the same time. 😄😄

  • @kindagamer525
    @kindagamer525 Год назад +77

    I love how you can tell that both players don't really know what they're doing.

  • @joshuasouman7422
    @joshuasouman7422 Год назад +3

    8:48 "Just like children, pawns are disposable" 🤣

  • @Dogeforlife0
    @Dogeforlife0 Год назад +75

    The bishops wings are more of a glide. If you climb on the walls up to the book shelf of smth then you can pick up speed on the way down.

    • @Dogcow7
      @Dogcow7 Год назад +1

      they are a lot like the elytra in minecraft

    • @Dogeforlife0
      @Dogeforlife0 Год назад

      @@Dogcow7 exactly

  • @TheSynthiaOfficial
    @TheSynthiaOfficial Год назад +88

    Please more wife and DF content. I didn't know he was married and now that I know that, I want more please 🥺

  • @Vicerion17
    @Vicerion17 Год назад +38

    Since Blitz also plays this game, I now demand a DF vs. Blitz!

  • @Jockdog
    @Jockdog Год назад +24

    The Queen using the King as a shield had me cracking up. I don't know if it would actually affect the game,but it looked like an amazing way to lose the game in one easy step.

    • @amonguslegend
      @amonguslegend Год назад +1

      Now that is a that is what you call a "tactical miscalculation."

  • @Tossasheep
    @Tossasheep Год назад +1

    0:21
    "I know theres a way to get checkmated early on so we're going to try and avoid that"
    -DF, directly before moving the pawn allowing that.

  • @Apupv
    @Apupv Год назад +192

    *Wow, never thought chess would become a game about shooting, last time I played chess, the game was about moving plastic pieces.*

    • @flare_bunny2066
      @flare_bunny2066 Год назад +2

      lol

    • @theashenogre8948
      @theashenogre8948 Год назад +4

      I watched a RUclipsr by the name of Cartoonz play this a few months ago

    • @wisam62
      @wisam62 Год назад

      Hey wait I know you

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv Год назад

      @@wisam62wait, superwisam, as in..

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv Год назад

      @@wisam62yeah.. The difficulty chart rpg game with the swords that you worked for.

  • @EGPuiu
    @EGPuiu Год назад +18

    YES! More chess please. This was hilarious to watch. Also I loved how bad both were at the shooting part in the first fight which took a lot :))

    • @junkygamer3348
      @junkygamer3348 Год назад

      Yo i swear everyone who plays chess are the biggest fiends on earth

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 Год назад +13

    Me learning DF has a wife: Aww, how nice.
    Me remembering what DF does with his spouses in Stardew Valley: Oh no.

  • @VixLeu
    @VixLeu Год назад +4

    I love how at 5:00, there was the queen could go all the way up her lane and check the black king but chose chaos instead lol

  • @kirkeby7875
    @kirkeby7875 Год назад +3

    This is actually so funny, DF says theres a way to lose very quickly a reference to 'scholars mate', then proceeds to play two pieces in the right order to make it possible to checkmate himself. If AI was smarter, it would indeed have checkmate him turn 3, what an ironic foreshadowing

    • @arcanelizard4646
      @arcanelizard4646 Год назад +1

      The “AI” was his wife, as hinted at by the last line of the video lol

  • @StaticQuasar931
    @StaticQuasar931 Год назад +1

    8:47 “just like children pawns are disposable”
    You really are dangerously funny

  • @Wogsan
    @Wogsan Год назад +1

    Think about the headline “intellectual vs quiet kid” FIGHT

  • @trentens991
    @trentens991 Год назад +7

    😂 was really confused about how he was referencing his opponent until the end, never knew he was married

  • @dontdishfish5861
    @dontdishfish5861 Год назад +131

    Please make more videos with your wife. It seems like you had a lot of fun

    • @johideath
      @johideath Год назад +13

      I had no idea he was married 😅

    • @notsure4608
      @notsure4608 Год назад +8

      @@johideath I'm sorry for your loss

    • @nateduquette3134
      @nateduquette3134 Год назад +18

      @@johideath man i didnt either i thought i was on some conspiracy shit thinking he was married watching this video. But i say good for him being able to keep his private lifeprivate as much as he has.

    • @johideath
      @johideath Год назад +6

      @Nate Duquette absolutely! Think we all have curiosity but ya know, sometimes curiosity should not be sated

    • @moshi9800
      @moshi9800 Год назад +8

      He's mentioned it on his twitter ^^

  • @thedabbinggamer3726
    @thedabbinggamer3726 Год назад +5

    There was an update to the game not too long ago before this. The pieces are now metallic and arguably suit their chess counterparts better

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama Год назад +24

    As someone who likes strategy games yet never played any FPS, this is stressful lol. I would lose instantly I guess.

  • @jekebe4858
    @jekebe4858 Год назад +14

    DF: Now I need to go file for a divorce.
    The ultimate gambit in a game of marriage, no matter who wins you lose.

  • @---qi5yd
    @---qi5yd Год назад +27

    Finally, the chess update we've been waiting for.

  • @logooniguy1426
    @logooniguy1426 Год назад +2

    DF: "Bullet travel is messing with me" (Shoots 5 ft over the guys left shoulder while he's moving right)

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays Год назад +4

    These fights seem to take a long time. So they took chess, already a game that can last hours, and made each capture take even longer.
    Seems like a fun game. I do not have the time to be playing it.

  • @zimbabweangamer7594
    @zimbabweangamer7594 Год назад +2

    Chess principle number 1:
    *Control the center*

  • @sebastiankalstrom237
    @sebastiankalstrom237 Год назад +4

    I love knowing that there's someone else that you're playing with. If you both enjoy games you should play them together!

  • @Sebastian-gq3ib
    @Sebastian-gq3ib Год назад +6

    He really did the fools opening on the first game 💀

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 Год назад +5

    DF playing chess with guns!?!? Of course he is!🤣😍😍 Thank you DF, this is very entertaining to watch.

  • @gltman4905
    @gltman4905 Год назад +10

    Chess 2 really hit different

  • @ADRdaniel
    @ADRdaniel Год назад +1

    I have a feeling his girl isn't happy about losing to a pawn

  • @plaistocene
    @plaistocene Год назад

    18:30 “now I need to file for a divorce”
    got me really good

  • @Dogcow7
    @Dogcow7 Год назад +2

    I find it so weird watching DF play games that I love, and seeing how little he understands

  • @midnightexe7248
    @midnightexe7248 Год назад +1

    a pawn killed a king...that is hilarious

  • @Jon-xu1zd
    @Jon-xu1zd Год назад +1

    “Just like children pawns are disposable”😂😂

  • @monkmayfair3487
    @monkmayfair3487 Год назад

    "Just like children, pawns are disposable." lmao

  • @bbucket8068
    @bbucket8068 Год назад +2

    I like how you're playing chess and having fun

  • @masaiyd
    @masaiyd Год назад

    "but now i need to go file for divorce" lol
    his shot might miss. but his jokes never miss

  • @jacksonsmith5864
    @jacksonsmith5864 Год назад +6

    This game looks awesome! Also, didn't know you were married but it seems like this was a lot of fun for you guys

  • @Akatsuki69387
    @Akatsuki69387 Год назад

    Awe. This is very wholesome video for a game about chess pieces having a shootout.

    • @Akatsuki69387
      @Akatsuki69387 Год назад +1

      Oh boy my first fake DF bot comment!

  • @Wehiremonkeys
    @Wehiremonkeys Год назад

    Sometimes I wish that the pawns would stop showing their backs and face you with their all head on.

  • @bro8686
    @bro8686 Год назад

    Misses by a mile " must've been the bullet travel "

  • @toryrpridgen9967
    @toryrpridgen9967 Год назад

    The bow and arrow at full charge sends a arrow that seeks its target so its best to stay up top with the other peices to its hard for them to just shoot up and at you

  • @orange0666
    @orange0666 Год назад +1

    There should be an advantage given to the attacking part.

  • @kaballfs
    @kaballfs Год назад

    Who needs a queen with a goddamn minigun when you have pawns with flintlock?

  • @robert-raked
    @robert-raked Год назад

    imagine playing this in real life depending on which piece you capture with you get a different gun

  • @tamthree1176
    @tamthree1176 Год назад

    And here i thougt "5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel" was unique

  • @williamunderhill427
    @williamunderhill427 Год назад

    Ah, yes, those classic bow sounds "ka-chonk" and "zoop" 🎶 🎶

  • @mr.rubert377
    @mr.rubert377 Год назад

    mixing what the bot is best at and what the got is worst at is gonna make this game intresting

  • @muhamadfariq8112
    @muhamadfariq8112 Год назад

    The last pawn really want promotion 🤣

  • @VerdantLaser
    @VerdantLaser Год назад

    the knights ability is indeed a homing one if its close enough.
    you can fly as queen and throw pieces by pressing e twice
    the bishop glides, so when you glide downwards you go real fast
    play this again please

  • @GardenOf-Eden
    @GardenOf-Eden Год назад +8

    Yess! He's finally tried fps chess

    • @Apupv
      @Apupv Год назад

      Yeah

  • @KyuHikari
    @KyuHikari Год назад +1

    Lmao that was so hype i really enjoyed that, id love to see more of this game I didn’t think all chess needed to make it funny was *guns*

  • @pikachuboi2255
    @pikachuboi2255 Год назад

    Rooks grapple is actually named headache inducing 😂😂😂

  • @Geekygamenerd
    @Geekygamenerd Год назад +3

    Did you beat your wife in a game? Don’t you know that’s dangerously funny to do but also bad for your health. Mines still mad at me bc she can’t beat me in Mario kart.

  • @DevKind
    @DevKind Год назад +2

    Bro is a mate in 3

  • @kennytheprodigy988
    @kennytheprodigy988 Год назад

    Bro said just like children pawns are disposable

  • @2064_President
    @2064_President Год назад

    I love this game, thanks for playing it DF!!

  • @XDMysticXG
    @XDMysticXG Год назад +1

    My fav RUclipsr playing my favorite game.....life has reached its peak

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Год назад +6

    Only legends understand why the Bishop has the Bomb ability!

  • @phasemaker1454
    @phasemaker1454 Год назад +1

    THIS IS A DANGEROUSLY FUNNY CHAOS!!

  • @GabrienReader-gv1dh
    @GabrienReader-gv1dh Год назад

    The first move “an opening of an idiot first move” yup that’s true

  • @StaticQuasar931
    @StaticQuasar931 Год назад

    By the way df the color of the “PEICE WINS’ is the color of who wins, so if your white team and you when a fight it will be white font

  • @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra
    @TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra Год назад

    You can walk up everything
    Break the window and walk outside
    One move is for moving or escape while the other helps with fighting
    Knight arrow is homing

  • @verified0506
    @verified0506 Год назад

    Just like a child, pawns are disposable - Dangerously Funny
    Wise words from a wise man

  • @bprdpr
    @bprdpr Год назад

    This was a chaotic mess, and I'm here for it

  • @karminevt
    @karminevt Год назад

    Damn, DF playing with the wife that's cool

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 Год назад

    Use the Glitch. The King can teleport and get stuck outside the board and aim inside with just his gun and shoot but cant get hit.

  • @MrPenguineo
    @MrPenguineo Год назад

    When he starts with the knights pawn
    Oh this is gonna be a good video

  • @contra5028
    @contra5028 Год назад

    I swear you always find the best games DF

  • @LazyOtaku
    @LazyOtaku Год назад

    As in real life, the king must be downes by a pawn.

  • @siliciaveerah9327
    @siliciaveerah9327 Год назад

    would be fun to see people like hikaru, gotham and other grandmasters play this silly game

  • @zakareeyasabree1475
    @zakareeyasabree1475 Год назад

    Bro really had that fools opening

  • @binodajuan4342
    @binodajuan4342 Год назад

    DF had check by queen in the beginning 😂

  • @minisniper
    @minisniper Год назад

    Anyone else think DF and LGIO should do a collab?
    Also, 18:32 DF LORE?

  • @rainbow_angel8225
    @rainbow_angel8225 2 месяца назад

    i’m pretty sure this is just wizards chess from Harry Potter

  • @Wolf-E-Romeo
    @Wolf-E-Romeo Год назад

    "Never seen pawns actually fight each other with guns."
    That's american chess.

    • @Jockdog
      @Jockdog Год назад

      Freedom Chess.

  • @megalink1112
    @megalink1112 Год назад

    if you play shiny and you play as the king you can break the window and fly to the top of the map to have a flat area to 1v1

  • @RedLeicesterCheese
    @RedLeicesterCheese Год назад

    I didnt realise DF had this game on his list lets fuckin goooooo

  • @Noobic_King
    @Noobic_King Год назад

    Whoever gets the first turn, will just snipe the king if guns in chess actually existed.

  • @cheapcheating6219
    @cheapcheating6219 Год назад +1

    It’s a bow you have to draw it back😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mr-Yeets
    @Mr-Yeets Год назад

    the bishop is like a elytra from minecraft

  • @Poggersabc
    @Poggersabc Год назад +1

    Df should play games with his wife more

  • @KawaiiMr.Dimples
    @KawaiiMr.Dimples Год назад

    Seriously?! The HOLY HAND GRENADE?! hahahah

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis Год назад

    I believe the side that attacks gets a bonus in health and damage.

  • @V1ctoria00
    @V1ctoria00 Год назад

    amazing. hope the couch is comfy

  • @Unrecognized_Gamer
    @Unrecognized_Gamer Год назад

    This is so cool I need this chess game in my life it's the best game to play with a friend that doesn't know what this game is

  • @ninjmaster5609
    @ninjmaster5609 Год назад +1

    I would love to see a Chess pro vs a CSGO pro

  • @legitelf0058
    @legitelf0058 Год назад

    16:09 she hit the train but in the killcam it doesnt show the correct position of the train

  • @arsenroblox5714
    @arsenroblox5714 Год назад

    bro opened a fools mate in 3 moves

  • @rohanfitzgerald6536
    @rohanfitzgerald6536 Год назад

    I like how the rook is a sniper as in chess it zooms from the back

  • @CastCreator
    @CastCreator Год назад

    df, watching you play chess hurt me more than you killing kids in game ever did

  • @darthhauler9947
    @darthhauler9947 Год назад +1

    Reminds me of Wizard's Chess from Harry Potter. Your pieces fight it out instead of winning and losing based on turns.

  • @egsanbaken
    @egsanbaken Год назад

    The middle was left open for the longest time..

  • @pinguin4643
    @pinguin4643 Год назад

    You can climb by holding space next to something

  • @HistoricalArkiver
    @HistoricalArkiver Год назад

    "Now I gotta go file for divorce"
    Classic DF just this time its not in stardew valley...

  • @kingofcalories
    @kingofcalories Год назад +1

    Babe wake up, chess 2 just got dropped.

  • @vukjovanovicofficial
    @vukjovanovicofficial Год назад

    Next DF video: They added thermonuclear weapons to checkers. Lmfao