Tom Segura - Come Together 2024 Tour - Second Leg
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- Опубликовано: 24 мар 2024
- Excited to announce the 2nd leg of my tour Come Together. Hitting 20+ cities across the US and Canada. Get presale tickets this Wednesday, March 27 at 10AM local time with code: TOMMY before the general on sale Friday 10AM local.
Tickets and all tour dates at tomsegura.com/tour 🤘
📹: Taylor Stephens 
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Hate from Rwanda ❤
I'm a poor so I can't afford the tickets. 🤷♂️
Nothing but pure hate and disrespect from Georgia 🇬🇪
Hate from Indianapolis
**All of Tom’s egos in one van**
I was thinking the same thing. This dude is a psycho
@@rickyeska1 WHERE ARE THE BODIES TOM???
You’re poor
@@rickyeska1you’re poor too
@@danfarrell8341you know who flaunts their wealth? burnouts who got lucky. who are about to lose everything
Honestly, it's the funniest he's been since like 2015. Laughing at how fucking much of a billboard he's become
I look forward to our 1 on 1 meeting. It’s not my fault no one else bought tickets
Yeah not going.
Thanks for letting us know.
Why
Yeah, I’m good. Too poor to afford the ticket.
@@TristanL585because he wants attention
@@TheBeardedMerchantI'm poor too but using the ticket as an investment, when I smile for Tom he will surely buy me teeth! Then I can be successful and not a fat poor anymore!
“Sledgehammer”…. Now “Come Together”…. Are you paying royalties here? 😂
Imma pass on that one chief
Too poor
You might have more cars than me Tom but at least I don't need a hair transplant 😍
All that money and he can't change being short and bald.
that and i don’t need to edit my cover photos because of how old and tired i look
@@bradysdogsanctuaryshort?
Next time you go on tour, don’t.
You’re poor
Why ?
What?
i get it! good callback
Good luck with it, man. You're a machine. Oh wait, wrong comic. ;) Love your stuff.
The POORS are still paying money to see this guy???
You’re poor
@@danfarrell8341 and you're a brainwashed muppet
i wonder if he's going to write his own jokes this time, or are we going to get another sledgehammer
Wtf are u talking about?! Are you suggesting he stole the jokes or had a ghostwriter? Dude has been doing comedy for over 20 years.
What are your credentials in the US comedy scene?!
@@Chrisinater8 Oh, you don't know lol
@@elvinfunk69 aaaand? Please tell then
@@Chrisinater8 No, I'm good xD
@@elvinfunk69Why? If iam wrong iam ofc will to admit iam wrong and overreacted toward @uzmari. But please tell me what happend or what to look for? :)
Do you ever come to Edmonton
Does he still tour? I thought he was done by now
wanna just come to the UK again real quick. me and my wife loved it :)
No latam this time?
This is his football leg of the tour.
He missed a great opportunity to call this the Second Coming
Look forward to seeing you in Columbus! One day, maybe you can come to Cincinnati?
Come to Australia PLEASE
The Louis CK phase has begun
All tickets are $25 and under? Thanks Tom!
John Sedona put them on sale for us poors! How generous
Omg ive been trying to find you for so long! I kept searching for Todd Sequoia, what a dumb fat poor i am!
Todd Sequoia 😭😭😭
When you will come to Europe? ❤
When it stops being poor
Sending hate from the IE!
Love ya Tim
Can't wait to eee you in Abu Dhabi Tom. I hope you can keep it clean enough not to get imprisoned.
Can someone catch me up on what happened? I watched this guys comedy ages ago and I see all of these comments giving him backlash.
You must not be a poor so you didn't get it.
I remember the days this guy was funny. Sucks how money changes people
You’re poor
i would say the thousands of people that go to his shows would disagree.
@@crashjz I bet your one of those people who laughed when bert shit himself on stage, wiped, and showed it to the crowd. Comedy.
@@rickyeska1 never said i liked Bert. nice try though. but to say Tom is not funny is just objectively wrong and you're in the minority.
Remember when he said his last tour was gonna be the last for a while. This shows that was a lie
You’re poor this show people will complain about anything
Hate from Cincinnati💗
Tom is definitely from ohio no dayton spots. Lol. I'd stay out of dirty also if i could. Lol
He's literally playing an arena in my small town (grand rapids, MI) and because of his BS with us(the fans) I'm not even gonna bother going
Nobody cares....
I'd say the same to you ...
@@mnemonichotpocket but fr. Nobody gives af about some dipshit saying. "Im not gonna show up." Like you sound like you're looking for attention.
@@mewhzy1501 just like nobody cares about him now, and you defend a guy that call his fans "poor people and losers" ? that's a stockholm syndrom or domination fetish, you just like being taken for a fool and disrespected.
went to his show last night, i dont think you were missed, champ
Oops forgot to unsubscribe from this one.... im onit it now. Sincerely, poor
Nobody cares.
@@mewhzy1501I care
You’re poor because you’re a sheep
i do
Poor poor poor
You don't need audience just like Jeff Bezos doesn't need employees. But you're already rich, so big whoop right? Congratulations, you have truly bested us.
Asheville, NC is an interesting choice for North Carolina. Beautiful area, the locals are definitely not the target audience.
Oh yeah. Tommy gonna definitely be triggering the progressively wide-awoke neo-yuppies of Asheville.
Wow! this should be worth missing...
Tom talked about not touring for years because he was going to take a break to shoot movies or a few short films... Then toured 2023 and 2024. Guess he was too poor to find his movies 😢
Umm I got a bit I just made up...
GOES LIKE THIS!!
"Have u guys ever seen Tom Segura play basketball! Its not normal basketball, its basketball with a twist"...GET IT A TWIST... BECAUSE WHEN U DID A LAY UP ALL YOUR LIMBS LOOKED LIKE RAGS BEING RINGED OUT AND FACED ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS UPSIDEDOWN!
Dont ever get on a Basketball 🏀 Court again! 😑
WHY ARE YOU NOT COMING TO CHICAGO!?!?!?!! WE WANT YOU IN CHICAGO
He's not going there because there are too many poors. Sorry.
Way too many poors for him to go there.
i watched this 5 times just so i could see what every tim was doing 😂😂
It's been awesome watching you lose fans little by little. It's the poors that got you here remember that 10 milli Tom
Parasocial much... you sound like you tell the cops "I pay your salary" like shut yo dumbass up.
Another lameass commenting on something he doesn't even like...
go to one of his shows, you're completely wrong. his fan base is much bigger and he probably doesn't miss you.
Come together. Over me.
There's a Japanese word for that
You making your mom clean the Tour bus as well?
You should come to Newfoundland too, your so close when you do your show in Halifax but not close enough to drive
Why is Tom aging so quickly, he make a bad bet with Zoltan from the movie Big?
I can't wait to see you in Charlotte, NC next month.
Hate from Maryland...Hate from sea to shining sea
Lookin' fit Tommy! 🍻
Probably looks like a pile of sweaters under there.
Damn. People hate Tom now? What happened?
A lot
They vote democrat
@@danfarrell8341 only losers vote republican
Me and my dumb poor family cannot afford this sorry :(
Thanks for the reminder to unsubscribe.
Sending hate from Noszvaj
The wrong London :(
How many poor people gave you money ? because it seems like now they dont even give you their views, aside for trolling. 9K in 3 days, that's a sign that he will be forgotten, i dont know how you could act this way to your former-fans and still try to do stand up for those same people. I'm glad you got called out by SunnyV2, you deserve everything that's happening to you.
edit: i watched thoses 30 seconds.. and even you seemed bored of yourself.
his shows draw thousands of people. pretty sure he doesn't care what you think
Why all the hate in these comments? Tom has to be one of the best comedians out there now. Am I missing an inside joke?
i don’t really get it either. it’s making me sad lmaoooo
I always forgrt Tom is Six feet tall. Friggen Gringo...
trust fund baby🤓
"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society" ---
Mt. Pleasant?! Oh man I might have to go
Boo
Damn you need to come to Jacksonville Florida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He came to st. Augustine literally a week or two ago homie
March 15th to be exact
He is so poor that all he has is money.
weak
How many cars you got Tom? How many cars you got? - poor
Yo T. Bunz
You might be the best stand up, I hope you never lose that darkness that makes your jokes so fucking yummy
“yummy” even your fans are brainrotted
Tom is Awesome. Haters gunna hate 😂
It’s nots exactly Tom shitting on poor people that bothers me. It’s the fact he came from an over privileged home and has zero concept at all of what it means to be poor. It’s been fun seeing that backfire on him. Lol
Remember that episode of Family Guy when Joe regained his ability to walk and became a complete douchebag? You can argue the same for Tom and losing weight.
You have a poor mindset
@@danfarrell8341 Buddy, have you even paid attention to Tom over the past year or so?
@@Arcanecide I just went to the show, Tardakins
@@Arcanecide you sound fat
how about another atlanta show, Tommy?
Hate from Boston.
Tom ballin Segura "Japanese accent"
My bf and I will be at the buffalo one!!
Its like most others have said, the whole YMH youtube channel has been sailing it in since December. Congrats on the success but the material has been awful.
Not a fat poor anymore. Just a poor.
it would be super funny if he became poor like the rest of us losers.
Damn, must hate tx now. Gonna extend that wall west from Louisiana and force us to mingle with cajuns!? 😢
First🎉
No you weren't, not that it matters tho.
Yeah it’s bad comedy, folks
Yuck
Nah, you would have to pay me thousands to sit thru the mumbling of this ego maniac. Like there isn't enough comics on this planet
oh no! some random guy is upset for being one of the poors
@@crashjz hey tom, glad to see you here.
@@SNL92100 ooo almost clever.
0:24 0:25
I just saw TOOL in Vegas, and it was such a bad show!! Sounds crazy, but....
I'm shocked Tom can fit his ego into this tour bus. How many stops before he just starts yelling at everyday people? Garbage human used to be funny.
Parasocial much... how pathetic can people be...
i wish he would yell at you. dudes super funny, you are not.
Thanks for posting this and reminding me to unsubscribe. You can’t have a poor like me following you.
I used to love Tom but YMH lost me when Nadav left. Over time Tommy and Christina have kind of become snobs.
Let the poors cry
fuck no
People are mad at this man over a tweet, and mad at bert over a joke. If that doesnt tell you everthing you need to know about the idiots who hate on them 24/7, idk what does.😂😂
I guess the tweet is just a pars pro toto for Tom’s McGregor-esque heel turn and Bert has been telling the same joke for 10+ years…
I ain‘t mad,I‘m just here to witness the trainwreck!
@kreuzschmerz36 you're clearly braindead... mad at someone's rise... pretty pathetic personality.
@kreuzschmerz36 anyone who takes the time to hate instead of finding something they like are literally fucking dumb.
@@kreuzschmerz36 how lame do you have to be to comment on something you don't like... you're a sad clown.
*laughs in poor* 😂😂😂
Tommy lookin GOOD! keepin it high and tight