Me beating people to death and probably giving them very bad concussions and probably putting some in a coma no solitary but I get shy and put to sleep by a sniper then I get solitary confinement you’re killing me
"Sentenced to 2 years for stealing a lifetime supply of Freddo Frogs from his local Tesco Express." That got me cackling, honestly that'd be something I'd get arrested for as well, Freddo Frogs are great
I’m on giant Brian’s side. I mean, who wouldn’t want an unlimited supply of Britain’s highest quality chocolate, freddo’s? And from Tesco? Who cares if it’s illegal, it’s worth it.
10:43 it would take 3 minutes and 20 seconds to tear through that wall with just plastic forks. Theoretically you could do it in one montage with enough plastic forks. The downside is that they only get restocked once a day, and you’d need like 10 forks to break through. If there’s three restocked per day, you’d need to be collecting plastic forks for 4 days!
this video is a breath of fresh air. simple storytelling without an over reliance on adhd editing and references, good sense of humor without being forced. you'd be shocked how hard it is to find content this quality anymore. keep it up man!
BogBoy: I need a soundalike for "Gonna Fly Now" that's gonna pass the copyright bots. BogBoy: Surely nobody will recognise the Lupin III opening theme.
This got recommended, so I'm just gonna binge all the playlist. Also I swear Freddos have got a lot rarer. Brian, you stole them all, you heartless, chocolate eating, monster criminal, you
"He found himself in Center Perks, an institution staffed by some of the best policemen and policewomen from across the globe." As someone who's played the game, that's some of the biggest cap I've ever seen.
1:53 Rank:Lawyered up,for around 6 seconds.he got denied from getting a job Also,part 2 is rattle snake springs,part 3 is HMP offshore,part 4 is all the transports,and part 5 is going to be area 17. 6:58 FRIENDLY FIRE:ON
is it just me or is the genius part of the video the third person narration when clearly he’s Bobby? Nobody really does clever small things like that nowadays 😢
This man is despicable. We need to stop him before he does something worse. Tesco express is incredibly protected though. His actions are horrible, but impressive.
i remember i got so good at fighting in this game i could beat up the whole prison staff bear handed no armor and no training. then my friends would mold the key and show me the way out while i beat every guard to death
Can't believe my man Giant Brian would commit such an inexcusable crime.
Freddos are worth it dude
Have you ever tried one?
@@MrFishio Of course! To see someone steal those beautiful tasty frogs...it fills me with an indescribable anger, one that will never truly be gone.
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@@pandaxmind5063 of course have you ever had a freddo
Me beating people to death and probably giving them very bad concussions and probably putting some in a coma no solitary but I get shy and put to sleep by a sniper then I get solitary confinement you’re killing me
As an American, I know theft from Tescos is one of the worst crimes you can commit. If he lived in our country of freedom, he would have been fried
“You’re going in the deep fryer!”
Like everything else on the US, even the citizens.
Wait they have Tesco's in America
@@Thatonedrummer2000 no, oh god no, we’re pure American spirit
Not really a free country then, is it
I hope Giant Brian is doing good out there, he's done some bad things in the past but he deserves a second chance. And a third. And a fourth.
probably commiting a prison murder instead of knocking his opponents out
And a fifth.
@@nenovuletic5947 Sixth too
And a seventh
"Sentenced to 2 years for stealing a lifetime supply of Freddo Frogs from his local Tesco Express." That got me cackling, honestly that'd be something I'd get arrested for as well, Freddo Frogs are great
I know it's terrible of him
I’m on giant Brian’s side.
I mean, who wouldn’t want an unlimited supply of Britain’s highest quality chocolate, freddo’s?
And from Tesco?
Who cares if it’s illegal, it’s worth it.
good point
Absolutely
Very much.
I feel so bad for Americans for not having freddos there.
@@MrFishio yeah I've heard that our chocolate taste like barf
10:43 it would take 3 minutes and 20 seconds to tear through that wall with just plastic forks. Theoretically you could do it in one montage with enough plastic forks. The downside is that they only get restocked once a day, and you’d need like 10 forks to break through. If there’s three restocked per day, you’d need to be collecting plastic forks for 4 days!
I can always rely on Bog’s Stories to entertain.
true
i like the wii sports series
@@jordy_de-zee I just watched that after this video yesterday, it was really well put.
@@howdydobuckeroo1204
All 4 from baseball?
All 3 from table tennis?
All 2 from swordplay?
ruclips.net/p/PL5C-iOBxIuUnhbLsV7H525G0_vhRtTMPz
this video is a breath of fresh air. simple storytelling without an over reliance on adhd editing and references, good sense of humor without being forced. you'd be shocked how hard it is to find content this quality anymore. keep it up man!
Thanks so much :))
Cant believe it ends in a cliffhanger😭
To Be Continued......
There gona be ohetr prisons of the game
bogboy is absolutely one of the best entertainers, his voice is soothing and his storytelling is amazing
That’s super kind of you Thankyou! :)
i had no clue how to describe his voice until now
You make any game a thousand times more interesting with your stories
As an Australian, I say that he should be let free because no one should have to pay for Freddo Frog chocolates in the first place!
Brain was outraged that Cadbury increased the price of Freddo Frogs to 30p so that’s why he stole
S-sir, the brian in question is quite large. Huge even. Giant. Humongous . I'd go as far as saying that he is absolutely gargantuan.
Some would say he's massive.
loving the lupin iii music playing while giant brian commits assault and battery
This is the most dangerous criminal I ever saw
Brian follows around Officer Officer for hours. Wacks her once. “FOUND YOU”
Not surprised he stole the Freddos. Used to be 5p, now it’s 50p! Outrageous
Keeps me up at night!
I don’t blame him from stealing all the fredos, those things hit different 💀
Same
considering the inflation of freddos over the years Mr Brian stole a lot of money and needs a lots and lots of time in the prisons
4:42 My RoflKopter goes SWAH SWAH SWAH
I really like the escapists 2 and your content so I would really like this to be a series
I'm glad to see ppl still care about this game
Another great story by BogBoy!
considering the price of Freddos rising, I would've done the same
BogBoy: I need a soundalike for "Gonna Fly Now" that's gonna pass the copyright bots.
BogBoy: Surely nobody will recognise the Lupin III opening theme.
Lmao that theme was fire
PLEASE MORE GIANT BRIAN
I remember when Freddos used to be 5p. Now you have to risk doing 2 years in prison just to survive.
Those were the days :(
The price of Freddo’s has gone through the roof, it’s practically daylight robbery. Giant Brian did nothing wrong.
the freddo theft is excusable in my eyes. he could plead insanity, as no access to freddo would cause that
I’ve just come back from a holiday, and this hilarious and entertaining content IS THE BEST!
Thankyou
Surprisingly the fork-to-wall method still takes less time than a pick raid in rust.
I haven't seen anyone play this in forever
No one is talking about the Lupin iii music, a gem of a show, and a gem of a soundtrack.
Giant brian deserved escaping i dont think He desserved being sent to prison
Great story telling btw 10/10
Nice to finally see a youtuber record a video on Escapists 2 it's been 3 years
Wait WARM what now thats SUS
Tesco is similar to Walmart here in America. Tesco actually tried to operate outside of Eurasia, but failed.
Some say they never found the Freddo’s from Tesco express
I remember I used to grind strength and speed when I was tired of searching stuff then go on a rampage beating everyone, specially before the escape
Man, it feels so good hearing Lupin III's theme being played throughout the video
This got recommended, so I'm just gonna binge all the playlist.
Also I swear Freddos have got a lot rarer. Brian, you stole them all, you heartless, chocolate eating, monster criminal, you
Stealing a Freddo: sentenced to life in prison.
Stealing a Caramel Freddo: sentenced to death by lethal injection.
"He found himself in Center Perks, an institution staffed by some of the best policemen and policewomen from across the globe."
As someone who's played the game, that's some of the biggest cap I've ever seen.
think its sarcasm
0:36 haha sounds like *school*
1:53
Rank:Lawyered up,for around 6 seconds.he got denied from getting a job
Also,part 2 is rattle snake springs,part 3 is HMP offshore,part 4 is all the transports,and part 5 is going to be area 17.
6:58
FRIENDLY FIRE:ON
Giving the criminals a weird backstory reminds me of when id play this game with my Cousin because we’d do that
i didn't even know people still played escapists (2) to this day, nice!
I can’t believe Giant brian of all people would do something so horrendous
Glad to see the bogboy extended universe has expanded yet again.
I must say, his escape tactics are truly impressive, but as an escapist myself, his flaws stood out
is it just me or is the genius part of the video the third person narration when clearly he’s Bobby? Nobody really does clever small things like that nowadays 😢
I like how a "lifetime supply" of fredos is implied to be just three bars.
i see the price of freddos has gone up so much people have to steal em now
Honestly if this video was a meal I would eat it because it’s very well made. Very poetic too. Me likey.
I haven't played escapists 2 yet but this is hella entertaining
Yes
The Lupin soundtrack fits a man convicted of stealing chocolate
My boy Giant Brian just wanted some chocolate! Let my man free!
Damn i can remember playing this game when i was 4-9 years old on the windows vista/vita
love the cowboy bebop intro
I swear man you are the best storyteller I've been watching you ever since spore avocado wars
ah yes i remember this like it was yesterday beating up on everyone (except cops) for absolutely no reason
Can't wait to see the others like HMP Offshore, Rattlesnake Springs, and U.S.S Anomaly
I love how accurate and Hilarious this story for giant brian
Hope you continue this series
Cowboy bebop soundtrack and this is the police soundtrack… beautiful video
Please do more of this lmfao. This is the funniest The Escapists gameplay coming from you and your funny editing lol.
Man your storytelling ability is getting better video by video
Giant Brain was so giant that everything was too puny for him.
bro please we need a part 2 this is so funny
Please make more Escapists 2 content I loved this
Another banger from bogboy
I thought this was a prison documentary (a real one) and then i realized that this was just a game and a good youtuber filming it
Man I LOVE your vids thank you for posting this!
"this man can escape from any prison"
2:53 *ignores the perfectly good file*
Part two when?
despite having 130k sub which suprise me i though it would get a lot more cause this is some good stuff
0:06 this just proves how British he is (I’m British as well)
THIS IS GOLDEN KEEP UP THE GREAY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeaaah bogboy this is a bogboy moment absolutely bog
This is that 2016 to 2015 type of RUclips video.
I believe there is lock on in the game so you an bonk with accuracy.
Giant brian be kanda smart dow🤔
You could say he has a giant brain
Yep
This man is despicable. We need to stop him before he does something worse. Tesco express is incredibly protected though. His actions are horrible, but impressive.
it's crazy how people are still playing this game
You should definitely make more escapist 2 videos your creativity is amazing
top tier quality content as always
This is incredible I love your content
Truly disgusting, that someone would do this
1. 2:17 *plastic swordz*
2. 4:18 Policewoman: *they don´t pay me enought*
3. 8:08 he did a lot more damage INSIDE prison than out xd
This man can make any story entertaining even one with walking sharks .... wait
Sussy
Giant Brian is Wrinkle’s brother and I refuse to believe otherwise
Yo this is the next best thing since wrinkles samurai episodes
i remember i got so good at fighting in this game i could beat up the whole prison staff bear handed no armor and no training. then my friends would mold the key and show me the way out while i beat every guard to death
I don't see content made of this game get that popular, congrats and thank you :)
Giant Brian? More like giant BA-
Awesome video!!!
love the narration I subbed
He’ll pay for taking Freddos! Or not…