I like the way the birds and the bees and the butterflies pollinate better, because they don't have to Chop off the male's phallus to accomplish the same goal!!!
There's less bees each year :( Also, there's places where the climate/weather is too harsh for bees to live, so there's little to none of them and so people have to pollinate the plants themselves.
OK, for everyone that doesn't know, the reason they are closing the female plant is to make sure that no other pollination gets in there. It's pretty easy to go around with a Q-tip and pollinate all your squash plants. However, if you leave the flowers open and they are visited by other bees, you can't guarantee the continuation of the line. Once pollination occurs, the fruit that grows will be true, but the seeds inside that fruit will possibly be cross pollinated.
Yo también lo hago : con algunas de mis plantas como , sandías , pepinos , melones, calabaza etc. Cada dia hay menos población de abejas para Polinizar. Esto es excelente❤
IVF: in vitro fertilization where vitro means..... outside the living body and in an artificial environment It's not IVF dude but simply an artificial pollination
Most of the time there's not any Bees around to do the job or they don't want any bees cross pollinating different varieties of different pumpkins. Only certain ones and that's why they're doing it themselves or else it won't get done and they'll just die...
told a friend "ppllp" after sending him this... he was confused... then i told him "ppllp, pumpkin porn looks like painting" and he was pissed at himself for not understanding the first time lol
Did ya know that the yellow parts of the flower, (their petals i think?) Can be cooked more like dipped in eggs and then fried in oil later like tempura? It's extremely delicious with white rice.
@@axuwu6939 yes. I've eaten it when I was a child and it was my favorite. Until moved to a new country and it doesn't sell the petals anymore. I'm quite sad. But do put some salt and black pepper on the egg mixure then wash the yellow petals before dipping the yellow petals on egg mixure and fry em in medium heat oil (not too hot if you don't want to burn yourself.) And with rice you'll continue on eating until all the petal fry are gone. It's yummy.
I love that the female stigma parts are heart shaped 😆💕 I had to hand pollinate my cucumbers, but have never done pumpkins before! This is really cool! I’d like to try cross-pollinating some cacti I have too. I’m just too lazy to go out at night when they bloom and collect pollen 😂
Flowers in the wild: a bee dropped 3 stray pollen particles on me, I will flower tomorrow Flowers in this guys garden: yes force feed me a conveyor belt of pollen and then glue my mouth shut, I'm still hungry for more and will never give you an *ounce* of fruit
We do this with our passionfruit and pumpkins it works very well. Being in a very dry area often there is a lack of pollinators so they must be sorted manually
What I just witnessed? Flower porn?
Yes... yes I think we did 🫣
I like the way the birds and the bees and the butterflies pollinate better, because they don't have to Chop off the male's phallus to accomplish the same goal!!!
😂😂
@@omokaroojiire world is weird. Luckily we haven't the same way with cats/dogs and other pets
😂😂😂😂🎉
This is like a pumpkin arranged marriage.
They were saving the female flower for marriage lol
😂😂@@monomis7infinite840
Yes, but forced polygamy
😂😂😂
@@franziphia2380yikes
My garden has a restraining order on this man
Mamotreto de calabazas.
Lol I was the 666th like
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This feels like whatever SpongeBob was watching before Gary came in and he changed the channel.
😂😂😂😂🪸🪸
😂😂😂😂 Yes
Hahahhaaaa!😂😂😂
How does this feel like the sports channel?
@@Wario-The-Legendit wasn’t sports that SpongeBob was watching 👀 it was a video of a sea anemone LOL
Never knew I'd watch literal pumpkin porn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 é fantástico!!!
@@elzasilva4449😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Porn in RUclips 😂😂😂😂
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Dude out here putting chastity belts on plants
Vou te copiar ❤GRATIDÃO!
@@rosinhacampelo5521😊
Nahhh nahhh I want to unread this from my memory 😭
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Bro identifies beemself as a bee 🐝
Nor an insect
😂😂😂
As a pumpkin, I feel violated for some reason.
Expect Spongebob is a fish or sea creature
Did anyone else feel these two crazy kids deserved some privacy?
Those two crazy kids 😹😹😹😹
3 kids*
2 guys and a gal
@@draconzircross2385 okay now it's weird. Flowers in my day were waaaaaaaaaay less sex knowledged.
Isn't it the same kid?
@@draconzircross2385she opened up like a flower 👐🌺😅 gotta love that bukake
Recession hitting hard man... Even bees lost their job
😂
Dey terk err jerbs!!!!!!
No we’re losing the bees so WE have to do their job ( i know you were joking btw)
@@aleksaurus2722on ne va ôter pas
Fakit man 😂
Ewwww you made pumpkin flowers have sex without asking them their consent???😮
❤
Hello
How are you
@@HeiRo-bi5de get out.
Naughty pumpkins get zip tied😂😂
bro is sexually harassing the poor flowers😂😂.
He's tying them up so they don't escape too!
😂
That's rape!
Otherwise many flowers will be there but no pumpkins.
You should see how they do it for elephants
This feels too intimate to witness 🫣
❤😂
Thats cause your mind is fked
@hamper220pp0
Pumpkin got a cream pie and sealed up to let that load ferment 😂😂
@hamper22she opened up like a flower 👐🌺
As a science student i had learn these techniques of pollination in my higher classes and now i watched it.
Haven't we all?
can you tell me how we know if it's a male or female because i've got some pumpkins that i need to breed in a month or so
@@SPDcru from the looks of it, the shape inside the flower. Compare the male from the female in this video
Did anyone else hear Marvin singing "Let's Get It On"😂😅
"excuse me sir, but thats our job". 🐝
There's less bees each year :(
Also, there's places where the climate/weather is too harsh for bees to live, so there's little to none of them and so people have to pollinate the plants themselves.
Makhiyan phoolon k ander ye kaam qudarty treeqy se siranjaam deti hain ye bhai humen dikha raha hai k kesy hota hai ye
@@MoonshineSunset😊
😂😂😂😂😂
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Ohhh that’s a vegan xxx movie 👀🤣
Were you aroused?😮
Lol
Lol 💀😅
😂😂😂
Now that's a hell comment😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Пчелы не всегда опыляют, а это точно уже будет тыковка
“Daddy where do baby pumpkins come from?”
😦 I shouldn’t have asked 😦
OK, for everyone that doesn't know, the reason they are closing the female plant is to make sure that no other pollination gets in there. It's pretty easy to go around with a Q-tip and pollinate all your squash plants. However, if you leave the flowers open and they are visited by other bees, you can't guarantee the continuation of the line. Once pollination occurs, the fruit that grows will be true, but the seeds inside that fruit will possibly be cross pollinated.
How they differentiate male & female buds?
Não entendi
@@fauziahzakaria4754 the stem is longer on the male
Thanks. Makes sense now
Cierra la planta para después obtener las semillas originales? Qué diferencia hay si hay cruza?
We have no idea who the father is now.
Lol actually we know EXACTLY who the father is now 😂
Zaten öldüler. 😢
Вы по поводу Алиментов ??? 😂❤🎉
😂
The father is a different plant altogether.
I run to the comments to make one. No need to best comments ever.
Bro is roleplaying as a bee
I just witnessed a pumpkin arranged marriage 😮
It was pumpkin grape no wonder the kids look so scary 🎃
Forced marriage actually 😂
No it's a Rape 😅😅😅
What 😂😂😂😂🤦🏻♀️
I came to the comments just for the pumpkin porn jokes and was not disappointed. Thank you, humans.
True true
You did what to the comments?
@@RockMusicEnjoyer You heard them.
This feels like im watching interdimensional cable.
lol getting around the edges 😂😂
Not this flower taking in 2 males in a short period.
Nice way to explain where babies come from
Isso era trabalho das abelhas polemizar o homem mato as abelhas agora faz homem mesmo pra achar bom
And as usual men will be disposable.
@vaastafraja5685 Incel🧐
@@belferreira-tr5if mermão, muito provavelmente não tem nenhuma abelha que polinize essa espécie no local onde ele mora, pare de ser doido(a).
I feel like im watching something dirty
Exactly😅
😂
Oo really so after the dirty thing's happened. .u it this..and sounds like oo it's so delisous..
😂😂
it always gets dirty in the garden 😉
Came for the comments ... Absolutely not disappointing ... you guys are all over this lol😊😊😊😊🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂😅🤣
Edgi/ng❎ Getting around the edges✅
Bees looking at you from the fence each morning like “this stingy bit$$
Muchas gracias x enseñar !
Ha ha haaaa 😅😊😅😅😅😅
Whaaat
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Now the vine wants a cigarette.
😂😂😂😂
You did it without their consent!
If you feed the ziptie backwards it can be reused. Flip it and put the male end through the back instead of the front.
That's pretty genius! I'm gonna waste a lot less of my zipties now. Good lookin out!
"preserve pollen" is a fancy way to call "no nut November"
😂
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This comment had me wheezing
kids: aw how nice. helping the flower grow 😊
adults: 😦
Na bhai mai 10 saal ka baccha hu
Yaha male ko female se milte hue dekhkar bada maja aya
💀@@SomalSeth-mu7ug
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@@SomalSeth-mu7ug beta Jake pad le utube km chala
ЭКО для растения😮
Omg the flower is shaped like a heart! 😍 Our creator really does love us! 😌🙏🏾❤️🌼
Gonna show this to my plants 😊
Give them a little more understanding about adult pumpkin stuff.
Bruh im fuckin dead
😂😂😂🎉
😹
😂😂
Grinding around edges
“ YEAH YOU LIKE THAY”
😂
Oh maa gawdd🤣💀
We got pumpkin porn before GTA VI 💀
Pumpkin bdsm ...now ive seen everything .
Kinda gives a new meaning to a vegetable spread
Gonna show this to my pumpkins before I do it to make sure they’re in the mood 😉
This made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
😦
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm surprised this isn't getting demonitized, that's pretty gratuitous
My grandmother use to sexually interfere with vegetables and fruits too
Yo también lo hago : con algunas de mis plantas como , sandías , pepinos , melones, calabaza etc. Cada dia hay menos población de abejas para Polinizar. Esto es excelente❤
Yeah. That was basically plant BDSM with bondage.
Isto é fantástico!!!
This grammer is too much for me. Next comment pls
Today I learned that you can artificially inseminate a plant.
Bees- let's leave this planet we are no more required here 😅😅
*quickly closes the browser window as my wife walks into my office*
Lol
This 😅😂
Did i just watch the plant equivalent of sexual harassment being done to a pumpkin vine😭😭
True 😢
Wtf??????🙄
😂😂😂
thought the same
Vídeo pela metade odeio isso
Dammm that was hot, seeing those 3 males unloading their pollen on that dirty flower. They even took turns ugh
Bruh.
She opened up. She was ready 😂
Your doing IVF on a plant Amazing ❤
The way the female flower opened reminded me of the scenes in Alien trilogy, when the alien egg pods would open to release a scorpion-spider thingy.
@@Ash_G scorpion spider thingy! LOL 😂
IVF: in vitro fertilization
where vitro means..... outside the living body and in an artificial environment
It's not IVF dude but simply an artificial pollination
@@khushiprajapati4892 You are being overly pedantic for a RUclips post. 😅
@@Ash_G i thought it was a misguide & even got so many likes so I felt like to comment 😊
That pumpkin been violated! 😂😂😂
I thought the same😢😢
Well.. all dressed up in yellow like that ?
She asked for it bruh
Pumpkin is there yet but it will be soon
Love the ❤️ shapes in her flower womb
The way that flower opened up had me asking my wife to do the same 😮😢😊
🥶🥶🥶
Me: Don't sexualize plants. Don't sexualize plants....
Also me: That's hot.
Pvz fanbase:
new achievement:plant sexual
😂😂
sexualize plants instead of more harmful things, atleast plants don't give a fuck ;)
I love that the stigma looks like little hearts in a circle.
True I noticed too... Flower ahegao? 😅
Wait... Was that... A flower Threesome? Who's gonna be the damn father now?
You are so good at this..i enjoy how you teach us*God bless 🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️😻❤️
CONSENT! You can't just go pollinating like it's 2010.
Didn't know we went back 14 years lol
Idk bro. She opened up pretty wide and seemed to enjoy the close shots. Pumpkin flowers are allowed to be hoes too. Kink shaming isn't cool.
Bees : hey, that's our job !!!
Most of the time there's not any Bees around to do the job or they don't want any bees cross pollinating different varieties of different pumpkins. Only certain ones and that's why they're doing it themselves or else it won't get done and they'll just die...
i lost my adult composure when the “female” flower opened up like that. 💀
50 shades of pumpkin on the pumpkin spice channel
Normal People : 😊
Biology Students : ☠️
Do tell ....I'm curious
@@Lipsofhearts that's pollination....
In short, Plant sex 😊
Holy shit this is true
Her stigma is beautiful
Stop being a pervert, John
Every stigma is beautiful
Did u just assume that flowers gender?
@@kh9242🤡😂
pumpkin blueballs
искусственное оплодотворение!😅❤❤❤
I feel like I need to take a shower after watching this😅
told a friend "ppllp" after sending him this... he was confused... then i told him "ppllp, pumpkin porn looks like painting" and he was pissed at himself for not understanding the first time lol
The gardener to the baby pumpkin- "Hey, I remember when you was conceived! "😊
Baby pumpkin: 😮
That felt really intimate but yet very satisfied. Thanks for the show.😮
I had to look over my shoulder watching this.
That's what I was thinking like should I cover my eyes lmao
Me as a child watching this: 😄
Me as an adult: 😳😳😳
NEET student be like: 1) Emasculation
2) Bagging
3) Pollen dusting
4) Rebagging
Did ya know that the yellow parts of the flower, (their petals i think?) Can be cooked more like dipped in eggs and then fried in oil later like tempura? It's extremely delicious with white rice.
Really?? You’re making me want to grow pumpkins not even for the sake of eating pumpkins
@@axuwu6939 yes. I've eaten it when I was a child and it was my favorite. Until moved to a new country and it doesn't sell the petals anymore. I'm quite sad. But do put some salt and black pepper on the egg mixure then wash the yellow petals before dipping the yellow petals on egg mixure and fry em in medium heat oil (not too hot if you don't want to burn yourself.) And with rice you'll continue on eating until all the petal fry are gone. It's yummy.
Reminds me of fried cacti. Tastes just like a cheeseburger
Yeah it's pretty good.
In india too. But we use gram flour mixture with some spices . Its really tasty!
I love that the female stigma parts are heart shaped 😆💕 I had to hand pollinate my cucumbers, but have never done pumpkins before! This is really cool! I’d like to try cross-pollinating some cacti I have too. I’m just too lazy to go out at night when they bloom and collect pollen 😂
Plant perv..🤣Does your family know what you do “after-hours”(kidding🤣)
Pollinate Cucumbers by hand 🥴
@@johannesrodriguez2044hahaha😂😂😂😂
@@johannesrodriguez20441
I was looking for this comment 😅😅😅😅
This video would be better if completed by showing us one of the harvested giant pumpkins. It would be nice to see what all this work produced.
If you typed any of this out of context, it would sound just absolutely insane lol
Awwe.. he's a gentle lover. So sweet how he dressed her when he was done.
And got the towel. Such a gentleman
@@FarsonArson😆
First time seeing 2 flowers going at it. 😂
"bro its just a pumpkin"
the fucking pumpkin:
That pumpkin flower was satisfied. She was smoking a cigarette and leaning back on one petal.
Those flowers are so healthy❤
Like I will try the idea.
Yes they're edible....
That is one happy flower Wowee 😂
😂😂😂You are so funny @lesliecalzadillas-may
Lol
If flowers went to a P Diddy party. 😅😂🤣
Flowers in the wild: a bee dropped 3 stray pollen particles on me, I will flower tomorrow
Flowers in this guys garden: yes force feed me a conveyor belt of pollen and then glue my mouth shut, I'm still hungry for more and will never give you an *ounce* of fruit
So this where the term “the birds and the bees” comes from, y’all I’m really just figuring this out 😂
పరకృతిపరమైన పో😅
You just blew.my.freaking.mind. I have never even considering ziptying and hand pollinating like this. Wow. A wise man of your trade for sure.
We do this with our passionfruit and pumpkins it works very well. Being in a very dry area often there is a lack of pollinators so they must be sorted manually
Marvin Gaye suddenly starts playing*
..."Lets get it on..."
This is the first year I'm planting pumpkins, so this was interesting. Thanks
This works on all squash and cucumber plants! Love it! Well explained!
That female flower just got tag teamed 💀💀💀
Lmfao i thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂
I also thought he could have at least offered her a DP. It could have been a little better for her than this NGL
Gave this a like but had to take it back because it ruined the perfect 69, so here’s a comment for you.
Gave this a like but had to take it back because it ruined the perfect 69, so here’s a comment for you.
Did i just watch a pumpkin be artificially inseminated?
I've never seen anything more titillating in my entire life sir you are an artist!!!!
"and that kids, is where babies come from" 😂😂😂
This is what I pay bees for.
Why is he doing that,he should let the bees 🐝 do their work😢😢😢😢
I imagined a young pumpkin turning off quickly the cellphone watching this video
Now I must see the GREAT pumpkin!
First you'll see little baby pumpkins.
youtube.com/@northeastgiantpumpkinshorts
I grew pumpkin plant before yielding plenty of male and female flowers but never had fruits. Now I know what has to be done.
I've experienced this at farming for good big perfect fruit and vegetables results 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
I use an old makeup brush from my wife. I brush the males and then paint the females. It works well with all squash.
do we must do this to flower? my problem same as you, so many beautiful flowers, no even one pumpkin 😅
@@M98747great for tomatoes too
Ese es el trabajo de las abejas si en un sitio no hay abejas no se produce la fruta