Dangmattsmith: Blaming everying on Jamal People named Jamal: *"Am I a joke to you?"* Edit: Holy Crap the likes tho. Wish my subs wen tv up like this lol.
Don't worry. Neither do I. The guy I like hits on my best friend to make me sad he plays with my feelings. Yes he know I like him. I always feel like I'm going to cry after school
Matt: No Better way to end the video than on a *Ding dong* joke! *5 seconds later* Also Matt: *GIRL* YOU BETTER GET DAT OUTTA HERE! *Like if you get it* Edit: Thanks for the likes! Appreciated!
Not trying to be a smart ass but all people have the day when you was pushed out your birth mother just letting you know please don’t come for me cause I’m only 12 yrs old
That’s could’ve just been the lightness on the photo My family has very very dark brown hair and many others have mistakes ya for black hair so it’s actually brown I would know 🙂
Dang Matt Smith"Eveybody has a birthday once a year" Me"My great-great-grandfather was born on February 29th which comes every 4 years so no not everybody has a birthday once a year 🤣❤️"
Queen Unicorn, the amount of likes on this persons comment is what this person means by what they said because they expected people to like the comment to raise the number so it would say the amount of people that like dangmattsmith and that is why they put two of this ⬇️ emoji thing right above the number of likes
July 19, 2019, 1:02 A.M. Battery is currently at 19 percent. I need to find a charger before the next horde comes. Or I might lose the only chance to communicate to mission tower.
My parents: get off your phone Their phone: plz plug me in I’m at 1% Me: on my phone 1 minute My phone: yes finally off the charger at 100% It’s really at 21%
10:48 I think this dude meant on the "Dvorak Keyboard' and the letter A is actually far away from the letter Z. But most of the people use QWERTY Keyboard so it sounds strange when A is far away from Z... Like whether you agree!
Phone - 69%
Tablet - 7%
(I'm watching on my tablet)
Exo Wolfy wut about laptop? :(
Wut about your mom
OMG WHAT, roasted toasted and buttered on both sides
ELITExxHEAT 45 what was the reason of being rude?
ELITExxHEAT 45 do you really think your funny? That was the dumbest 'joke' ever. 🤦🏾♀️
My phone is on 85% love dangmattsmith videos
Me too (on the percentage and I love him).
jas011509 aha same
jas011509 ayy im on 86
Its at 404
Anyone notice that when it said "girls with brown hair cant wear Jeans" she had black hair
Lol
IT'S HAIRCISM
Yeah lol 😜
Yes. And I have brown hair. And also I wear jeans right now.
There is no black hair, it’s always really dark brown.
You're skin isn't paper, don't cut it
You're life isn't a movie, don't end it
You're face isn't a book don't judge i
Hoped it helped🌟🌟
Your grammar doesn’t help.
Faith Benjamin
Stfu It doesn’t matter
Nope
Did not help
Dying person: "Call 911!"
Dumb person: "Kay, whats the number?!"
Dumb person: *"calls 911 and asks what's the emergency"*
Blamjamal😎😎😎😎🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️🏌️♀️
Lol
Isn't that from musically or tik tok:P
@@cowslayer10 Never seen it on there before.
0:08
That Is How My Mom Found out My Pin In 6th Grade and Im Still Grounded For It.
Life SHUCKSSS
1 sub that's sad.
@@arcadegallade6493 I Live A Sad Life So.....
She has 3 now
@@incaleblecaleb8840 Thank You!
Greesy Pickle No problem
23% and on a charger! But like am I the only one who really worries when it’s on like 2%😂😂
Cherri Kucher i do that too lol
Yas I weat a til it tells me 30 sec left
Nope
Cherri Kucher yeah that’s me
Cherri Kucher same 😂😂
That chicken seizure got me laughing so hard that I accidently snorted
Dangmattsmith: Blaming everying on Jamal
People named Jamal: *"Am I a joke to you?"*
Edit: Holy Crap the likes tho. Wish my subs wen tv up like this lol.
XD
Ya its jamals fault
Hey! My name is Jamal
Just kidding just wanted to see reaction
Jamal Crawford
PokefanCaden lol
here's a joke
What does a calender have that I don't have???
*dates :(*
G5 _ 😅👏😅
Mah nigga u look like juvaner on crack
You will find love someday
Dates
Don't worry. Neither do I. The guy I like hits on my best friend to make me sad he plays with my feelings. Yes he know I like him. I always feel like I'm going to cry after school
Someone said to a girl I am not friends with strangers. Me: then how do u make friends? bruh
*epic face palm moment*
I've met tons of girls who I wanna be friends with, and I'm like,"wanna be friends," she says, "no.", me, " why not, "I don't know you" like tf
....i almost died
R.I.P
Tianas world
2019-2019
Dangmattsmith: racism discrimination
Me: ALIENS!!!
LOL XD ;D X__ X
Oh no
:[
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm at 39%. I have Android, so we're good. 🤘
Android is great. I got me one too
Same
Same Android gang
@Jaiden Francis oh, self burn! Those are rare.
Lmao my phone is on 100% because I’m charging it
Yeah fam
😄
Same
same
Did anyone else notice that the girls hair is not even brown
Girls hair can be any color
Ervin Juan yeah
YES OMG
I did its black
@Elverga_ larga stop that is not nice so if you got some thing bad to say keep it to your self
He said that government was made 200 years ago. He was right about failing his homework cause it happened like 400 years.
Who says "GET THAT OUTTA HERE" with him is that just me 😂😂
Don't worry you're not the only onebonus points clap
One bonus
Me, my sister, and my cousins say it with him too. Your not alone.
Dangmattsmith:unless you know anyone who’s born on a leap day
Me: I am
Is ya boi Daveesee how old are you
@@goldenbird2951 that's creepy u could be a old man or a hacker or a pervert
I'm sorry, you set me up for this one:
"Quick! What's the number for 911?"
"How should I know?"
I know that this doesn't have to many likes, but I was second to like this comment, also I died when I saw this.
@@angelapauley5182 Thanks, I just had to.^^
I like
@@reeseandvaidadostuff6128 I had to, just had to.^^
@@crystalgemgirl731 you already know because u sayed it already
*boi you better get that out here*
I am laughing so hard that I almost started choking
3:55 idk if I'm the only one who notices this but...
*HER HAIR DOESN'T EVEN LOOK BROWN, IT LOOKS BLACK!*
Yes
Yep
“Yo ding dong goes from A to Z on a keyboard, GIRL you better get that outa here”- Matt Smith 2019 11:14
“Am I right, or am I white? Don’t answer that.................alright comment down below” 😂😂😂😂
He dark white
You know the sponsors are good when they make you search for 10-15 minutes trying to see if they sell the product in your country
Matt: No Better way to end the video than on a *Ding dong* joke!
*5 seconds later*
Also Matt: *GIRL* YOU BETTER GET DAT OUTTA HERE!
*Like if you get it*
Edit: Thanks for the likes! Appreciated!
😂😂
If y'all wanna roast me, at least try.
@@thestupidofriends44 Thanks! appreciated!
I don't get it
Not all people have birthdays
Some have a discoveryday
A day they were discovered
Not trying to be a smart ass but all people have the day when you was pushed out your birth mother just letting you know please don’t come for me cause I’m only 12 yrs old
@@mekiyabean552 yeah but some people dont know that day.
P.s. not coming at you im only 11
Are you realy proud of that joke🤔🤔🤔😒😒😐😐
Qre u sure
Yes they do
I just found that my Birthday is the same day I was born
Life is crazy
That joke is so old
You are so amazing
Kathy Will woooosh
Wow
Wow 😁😁
Hey MattSmith you look so funny in that orange suit when you talk about bang energy drink lol 😂
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😘
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 chicken 🐓 wing 🍗 hotdog 🌭 and baloney ✨ chicken 🐔 and macaroni 🍝 chillin 🥶 with my 😘 homies 👯♀️
When it on 1% and u start running around ur house to find one (on 35% btw)
5:45 the president's get elected every 4 years 🙃 and some get re-elected
This person needs more brain cells 😂
My Placenta is at 43%
I was about to post that but then I seen your comment lol
And the Superbowls happen every year since they started
Lol
inside a Teens mind not even Matt understood the truth 😆😆
4:18 she ain't even got brown hair for gods sake
Here's the Pork
IKR...tis black
I was just about to say that lol
i lost so many brain cells watching this, yet i feel a lot smarter than these people. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm on my tablet so
21%
Like his vids
elonda bristol omg me too
Haha 22% on my tablet and i am charging
28 oof
If your phone is low use bang energy
Enchanted Ironboy 2006 AYEEEEEE
2:32 What if someone borned 29th February (Im not dumb ik they will celebrate it on 1st March or 28th February.)
95% is my phone
🤣🤣🤣 u don't want your booty to be 60% water oml u make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
83
Oml mine is on 60%
100
6:35 lol
11 %
The dumbest people ever:
Me every time somebody says something dumb: *wait what*
My iPad is at 96%
I LOVE your picture 💙💜👧😻
Nakiaya brown I have an I pad too mines at 11%
BRO
@@jaylynn2165 iTS GONIG TO DIE
Nope 39%
😂😂 presidents serve 4 years and a Super Bowl is every year 😂😂 even Matt wasn’t thinking ab that 🤦🏼♂️
Oml this is brazy how a 11 year old thinks that the government hasn't been around since the nfl
I was scrolling, trying to find that comment 😂
3:07 BRUH SHE EVEN POSTED THE PICTURE IN THE HOUSE
lmao i started dying on the first one
btw my phones on 27%
Mine too
Mine is 72% lol
Mines at 37%
Mines at 25%
Same lol
Summer😁
Summe😉
Summ😊
Sum🙃
Su😌
S😐
Sc😕
Sch😬
Scho🥴
Schoo😥
School😭
No! school!😩
REAGAN RANDOM I have to go back in 7 days😔😔😔😔😔👿👿😔😭😭
@@ChrisPerry88sme but 1 week and 6 days 🤣🤣🤣
#Relatable ( Laurenzside quote)
School is in 5
Am I right or am I white- Matt Smith 2019
Ship up
@@sulemaportillo7846 how a bout you
Your mama so fat it can,t even ride a bike
@@sulemaportillo7846 no u
Shut up
“Man, what kind of kid would think it’s from the civil…”
He’s a kid, do you really think he’s gonna be thinking all that logically?
11:40 matt is so high that he could see wats above the clouds
Food
Also the girl with “brown” hair had black hair
That’s could’ve just been the lightness on the photo My family has very very dark brown hair and many others have mistakes ya for black hair so it’s actually brown I would know 🙂
"Just Do me A Favor"
What it says
"Just Give Me a favor"
Those mind tricks still affect him to this day....
C h i L L G o c o m m i t : I don’t get it
@@sunniyahambrielle598 search up his old vids of mind tricks
They're funny
I love when Matt says "it's a peice of meat" that's what she said'. Lol 😂
That first one really got me, you don't go telling people your pin number! 🤦♀️
He said blondy for a reason
Here's the trick though.. What if the blondie purposefully gave the wrong pin? Eh?
Also, 96% and charging.
True 😂😂😂😂
That's what I was thinking
its. at. 92
3:08 that was viral on facebook and people believed it the dog is cute but it's literally ham on its face
Yea
100% -gives Matt my charger-
My phone is at 100%. You can take my charger
Praizz Peingy no thx I got 98 % I gud
Thanks I’m on 19%
I don't need it because i got 100 to
99%
No need, my tab is at 66%😀
"Girls with brown hair cant wear jeans".... he didnt get that the picture had a girl with BLACK hair😂😂
Yo right 😂😂
Word
Jennifer Goss I have brown hair and I don’t wear jeans, but I noticed she was black haired too! XD
Can't don't no offense.
Jennifer Goss I noticed that and I’m like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dangmatsmith: "Am I right or am I White!"
Me: "Neither"
Oof
Lol
White
r/boneappletea
Dang Matt Smith"Eveybody has a birthday once a year"
Me"My great-great-grandfather was born on February 29th which comes every 4 years so no not everybody has a birthday once a year 🤣❤️"
dangmattsmith: everybody has a birthday once a year
Leap day people: *Am i a joke to you*
That’s exactly what I was going to comment!
Matt- Everbody has a birthday every year
Kid born on leap year-AM I A JOKE TO U
Boi Entertainment that is literally my sisters friend 😂
My phone is at 16 percent
I think I’ll be fine for the next couple weeks
I think?
Taco Lord u shouldn’t be thinking lol
I agree
Borrow my charger I'm at 100 anyway
yes
My phone is that 62%😂
The way he said "The A is right next to the Z, you dummy!" XD
Did anybody hear him say “his ding dong is this small, girl you better get that outta here”
Gg Gogo Ikr lolz
Not yet or no?
Idk.
@@RLR_STAR you don't have to write it's name!
My phones at 76% this video is hilarious
This is how much is fans like dang Mattsmith
⬇️
⬇️
Bigga
No way more then 18 people like him
WOW
So not that much huh? 😂 LOL
Queen Unicorn, the amount of likes on this persons comment is what this person means by what they said because they expected people to like the comment to raise the number so it would say the amount of people that like dangmattsmith and that is why they put two of this ⬇️ emoji thing right above the number of likes
Mine at 74%
Probably cause it’s charging rn 😂
4:56 Me when I haven't done any of my Mathematic homework
Yes
"They called her blondie for a reason"
Not all blondes are stupid. I'm blonde. I'm stupid but not all blondes are
I’m blonde and I’m the smartest kid in my grade
YA RIGHT ALL THE BLONDE GIRLS IN MY CLASS ARE STUPID
U just called yourself stupid because your a blondie
Yea because I’m the second smartest person in my grade (when I mean person I mean by )
I'm blonde and I'm freaking stupid lol
This is how much times Matt says you better get that out of here
I
I
I
V
My uncle's birthday is in a leap year so technically he is only 11 years old 😂😂
Emily Hewson So he was born in February 29, 1972?
@@rickeyclaiborne5521 yeah x
nice
@@Epichandle123 why? X
@@emilyhewson2538 Cause its Just Cool
When you said hey Siri at 5:04 my Siri turned on 😂
Same lol
No it didnt
Jesus Loved how do you know?
Because Siri can only recognize your voice. It won’t turn on with someone else’s voice. They are just trying to get likes.
Jesus Loved true, but somehow my turned on as well
It doesn’t really matter anyways
“Back do the drawing board science!”
Me in the background:back to the adoption center!
Ivy Luong it's drawing board
Not drawing bored
Kellee Jenkins oh wait I didn’t notice that
You watch hunger games?
ValuedShark Pixel Gun 3D yes
My phone is 97% baby
I am not first
I am not last
But I know for a fact
I C l I c k e d f a s t
Dude you have learned this week
Someone in my class didn't know who Stan Lee was
Rip Stan Lee, absolute legend 😔😔😔
@@MKRoberts2009 😔😔😔
@@MidnightDarkThorne.
6:12 Also, presidents have a term of 4 years and before the American revolution, America was owned by England
The kin man finally someone mentioned that
July 19, 2019, 1:02 A.M. Battery is currently at 19 percent. I need to find a charger before the next horde comes. Or I might lose the only chance to communicate to mission tower.
2:43 i think she meant that all her friends ALREADY had there birthday
@@sukairain9864 does it matter if it's spelled wrong
Who is watching this in 2020? Cuz I am.
Me
Meh
Me😸😸😸😸😸😸😸
Who even does this YOUR A MORON
Meh
9% and plugged into a charger and I have brown hair and obviously we are aloud to wear jeans
Me too totally agree!
I know!
"People like this exist?" Nice rhymes
LOL I actually called the random number that you came up with and a guy named Jamal picked up! 😂😂😂
Illuminati conformed
Omg lol
Who else has been a fan of Matt before 2020??
👇🏽
1%
Yep😎
Mee3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereer
Me bro
Madison Welburn me
8% this is the amount of time my phone will last
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Mines At 37%
Mine is 1%
25%
Mines 0%
Breyanna TROLOLOLO so how did ya comment
My parents: get off your phone
Their phone: plz plug me in I’m at 1%
Me: on my phone 1 minute
My phone: yes finally off the charger at 100%
It’s really at 21%
21% who his better dangmattsmith=like jake Paul=commet
Jake Paul is stupid
Max Monterroso Jr facts
JAKE PAUL IS STUPID DANGMATHSMITH IS SMART!!!
Jake paul and Logan paul r stupid
Jake paul thinks he is cool but he is umm well he is a. Dumbass
Mine is 26%
Wow I REALLY need to charge my phone😐😑😖
Mine is 3%
Mine is on charge
I just took mine off charge and it's 99% 😂
Mine too
1 percent OH WAIT MUM WERES THE CHARGER
25%
Girl: “and they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans”
Me: What!?? Girl go to the doctor (she did suit those jeans tho)
2:23 "Ohmigosh you guys, all my friends had birthdays this year." ME: *WASTED*
Meh phone is...
I dont have one.
*(Yah mom! Calling you out!)*
It's all good
Really maybe she didn't get u one cuz u saw this
I'm using my dad's lol😂
*And they say girls with brown hair can’t wear jeans*
Me: BOI. If they’re not jeans, I’m not wearing them!
CraziestOfFemales u god
girls=crap
@@ignitionsalvage7567 That's sexist.
@@ignitionsalvage7567 ur sexist
CraziestOfFemales yea but leggings are more comfortable tho
Dangmattsmith: There are 45 presidents.
Me: *ahem ahem* Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Maddison, Monroe, Quincy Adams, Jackson, Van Buren, Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln, Johnson, Grant, Hayes, Garfield, Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, H.W Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump.
Do
You
Know
Who
The
Best
Person
In
The
World
Is?
Read the second word
Maryoh aww thanks!
Maryoh cool
:)
YO MOMMA
What
My teacher had a daughter born on the 29th of February. Does she have a birthday every year?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
lilxLazali yes 🤭
No, it’s the date of leap day. She will have. A birthday every 4 years, as her real birthday.
R/wooosh
Dummmmmbbbbbbbb
4:59
When he said “Hey Siri”
It activated the Siri on my tablet X3
Me to lol
I don't have Siri🙀😐🙀
@@goldenplaysroblox1524 lol lol lol lol lol
Same with my phone
Kitzo its a ipad
True story--one time in school my friend asked “is that you natural hair color?” And I had pink and blue hair…
At 4:36 she actually has BLACK HAIR
It's hjust dark
It's just dark
mine is at 18% right now my charger is right in my hands🤣
Lol when you said your phone is at 12% mine just went to twelve
Emiliano Gonzalez mine is on eleven
Omg Same.
Dang Matt Smith your so funny and btw I ate all the cookies in the jar luckily I was wearing a shirt that said Blame Jamal
#blamejamal
Poor jamal
Oof Jamal
Nice plug
“So what is it, a chicken having a seizure in a salad?” 😂😂😂💀💀 dead af
This is how many people liked or subscribed! ( to DangMattSmith )
It's only 30👍 try being a u tuber in a nice way
Hehehe
Hehe
Only 40
I’m a huge fan! Love ur channel!!!!
My electronic is at 37% I really need to charge it. I love your videos you are so funny you make my day every day.
10:48 I think this dude meant on the "Dvorak Keyboard' and the letter A is actually far away from the letter Z. But most of the people use QWERTY Keyboard so it sounds strange when A is far away from Z...
Like whether you agree!