My Clingy Girlfriend + LYRICS [OFFICIAL] by PSYCHOSTICK
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2012
- My Clingy Girlfriend by Psychostick from the album Space Vampires vs Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D. This clingy girlfriend song is a work of fiction. I did not buy her a cupcake.
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This is not a song, it's a life lesson
Soooong
No it's a sandwich!
wow, the dog is NEVER second to the girlfriend.
As a clingy wife almost to this degree, I still say the dog comes first ALWAYS.
Listen, dogs always come first. Dogs don't leave you and dogs don't hurt you.
I sang this in karaoke one day without lyrics and nailed the ending. There were several people there who knew this song surprisingly. Suffice it to say they were happy.
Why isn't this band everywhere
Because stuck-up humorless stiffs don't care for funny songs that's why.
exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parody metal never took off but they are awesome non sellout types
because we can't have nice things
Same reason machine guns aren't everywhere. The government hates us, and people are stupid.
A buddy of mine had a wife like this, once. She had him thrown in jail and she even set his house on fire.
They're not married anymore.
Id hope not.
@@spicybeantofu Yeah, it kinda killed the romance.
Tell the story
She set the house on fire but he was thrown in jail?!
Real twist at the end there lol
This is simply one of the most beautiful song I've ever heard
This song was ahead of its time. Absolute fucking legend.
No, it actually wasn't. There were people out there struggling to see red flags on any dates, not just the first dates, and they are still there, people of all genders don't know when to put an end to a toxic relationship and move on. This song was good in its time and still remains to be relevant.
the whole band was and and still is
Listening to this meaningful song i learned an important lesson: Stay single.
f yeah
RM Riju i loved this song before i met this girl who had almost every described trait in this song. i hadn't had a girlfriend in 4 years so i took a chance on her. 4 months later i wished i couldve disappeared so she wouldnt stalk me.
RM Riju no
@@PhilMante have same story but with a guy. There's no god xD
Haha Muffin Button fuckin awesome and always be smart and don't forget to dispose of the deep freeze in the basement one way to make sure them crazy ones stay away
If you have a girlfriend as described in this song, then for the love of God:
RUN!!!!!!! RUN WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME!!!!
Sam Kinison lives!
She convinced me to move out of state, out of my apartment, away from my family and friends, and to move to a small southern hodunk town in nowheresville (I'm from the inner city).
Her mother enables this behavior, and doesn't work. (She just turned 50) they both are glued to the hip with each other.
Anytime she's not with her mother, she's exactly like this song. I even called the cops on her once, and ended up bailing her out that morning. Sigh...
I miss my life... I miss my family... I hate small towns... I miss my Xbox... I miss my alone time... I've grown to hate the sentence "Good morning, baby. I missed you."
I ran seven years too late. R.I.P
What am i supposed to do if she wont leave my house
This new Tool song is lit
This band is stupidly funny
Selina Mueller-Parker AMAZING
What's this 'girlfriend' thing?
Eonyte Steer clear amigo, they aren't always exactly, "safe". So to speak.
I like this while having a girlfriend 😂
@Jack of all trades Master of none Who said it had to be between a man and a woman
idk, I only had boyfriends
Can we all just appreciate that this lad had 3 instruments?
I've had a clingy girlfriend before, but even she wasn't THAT level of insane. I have however had friends with girls with comparable levels of insanity. It was something else.
Well, that escalated quickly...
My thoughts EXACTLY!
my coworkers keep playing this shit...I think I'm addicted now
One of us! One of us! One of us!
My ex girlfriend was very clingy she tried to kill me and my friend with a shovel because I rejected her, but then I had to kiss her and I say yes so she wouldn't take a bone saw to my skin and wear it.
P.s she lived right next to me
DudeEddie Rock Yandere-chan approves of this action!
@@dudeeddierock9395 Call the police, but of course none of what you said ever actually happened. It would only be logical to call police. :/
Excelent this deserves a standing ovation and round of beers
"Now there is tampons under the sink" I CANT BREATHE
Wow! A psychostick song that has a story...cool.
I can't believe I never heard this 1 before 🤘
This has so many System Of A Down vibes, it's great
you know its time to get rid of them when they go for the fuel filter.
This was utterly hilarious, thank you!
this song is awesome! I just love these kind of lyrics!
I first listened to this song about 2013/2014, and being a single man who could use a good girlfriend, I figured this kind of thing wouldn't bother me.
WHY, OH WHY did I not heed the warnings of psychostick 2 years later when I got a clingy girlfriend?
(We broke up, by the way. Actually, it was more like me running away.)
I'm happy I found this channel again!
J'adore quelle accroche !!!!
This song has cured my depression
"Smores are sweet, but I am sweeter?"
I am so using that next time I'm at a club!
Lol this is awesome!
I can't stop thinking of this song, I have to say its my favorite Psychostick song
He just wanted s’mores
Awesome music combined with comedy.
Love it.
This song slowly became terrifying...
This is why I'm not in a relationship.
I'm sure that's why
Numbskill because it's totally not because of your pasty white complexion or unhealthy fascination with Hentai
Richie Lopez Are you my neighbor some shit?
Numbskill lol
This is perfect for a rainy day.
dig it, well done
thank you. i relate
I had a clingy boyfriend once. He would lurk outside my window at 3am in the morning after I dumped him.
Sounds very romantic!
It was until he started crying.
pandabear181 sounds like something i would do if i ever had a girlfriends *cries in corner in shame but then realizes that this is just the kind of overly obsessive person i am and doesnt care anymore and still cries because i am forever alone*
***** MR forever alone do not crie, what happens if u meet another forever alone ... forever alone togethers ?
Sister Fister & Co. He doesn't deserve to piss in my ass even if my shit was on fire.
Greatttt!
I love this too much. it's just awesome
Ed Stack I know its hilarios
HOLY CRAP this turned completely YANDERE...
BACK TO THE HAVEN WITH YOU WEEB!!
I met her one day at the grocery store
She had a jar of pickles and ingredients for smores I
Said to her smores are sweet but I'm sweeter
She laughed and said "Sure you are, make me a believer"
Oh smores
I met her later for a cup of coffee
Something strange about the way she looked at me
I took her hand, pulled her close, then I kissed her
"Don't ever leave me" she said in a creepy whisper
Oh shit
[Chorus]
My new clingy girlfriend...
Loves to text me all night
My clingy girlfriend
Is jealous of all kinds of Women, my friends, my dog my Xbox
All of the above gotta be second to my clingy girlfriend
A year goes by, and she moves in with me
My man cave is now pink and there are tampons under the sink
I had a drum set I played but she pawned it
At her friends wedding
She reached for the bouquet and she caught it
AWKWARD
She spends her time looking at wedding dresses
Rings and cakes and flowers
YEAH, she's kind of obsessed
I think it's time to consider other options
Cuz I suspect that she's poking holes in the condoms
Need proof
[Chorus]
I made her a cupcake to soften the blow when
I told her "I'm not ready for this level of commitment"
She grabbed for a fork then stabbed me in the arm
And began to pull my hair out
While expressing her resentment
And then she told me
She would murder my whole family, my coworkers
And the girl who took my order that day at Wendy's
Then she set the house on fire
And ran screaming right outside
And I felt guilty as the flames reflected off her teary eyes
So I took her back
And now she won't let me have my car
Or my dog or my beer or my porn
My bathroom, my guitar, my pool table
My camera. my iPhone, my website
My Macbook Pro or my iPad
My vitamins or my coffee maker
The internet or my waffle iron
My tools, my washer dryer combo
Riding lawnmower, my fuel filter or my PS3
Or my sousaphone or my fishing pole or my life
I WANT MORE EVACUATE CHICAGO!!!
This is awesome and hilarious 😂.
This is the song that introduced me to psychostick
Painfully relatable song
My clingy girlfriend...IF I HAD ONE.
i have .... but i can handel it
TheChaosfreak97 As do I. But it's fine. I still have my PS3 and my Washer/Dryer combo.
I have no idea what it is about this song.... I LOVE THIS SONG.
didn't see that one coming!
I love this song xD
Best Song :3
You know you have a clingy girlfriend when you can't even play Xbox in Peace
we've all had ONE girlfriend like this, if you haven't. then you've only had one girlfriend
Straight up
Or are way too young
I'm not really into women. I like rings.
If you had a girlfriend.
It's sad truth.
O___O Omg, this describes Laina (Overly Attached Girlfriend) to a T....
Lesson time!
I am a girl. I am in a committed relationship of four years, engaged and very happy. I don't find it necessary to be placed first on my fiance's list. It's called giving each other space, letting the other be who they are while still being together.
Obviously you're a clingy type and you will never find real happiness. :)
Had a gf that was actually jealous of my dog. If you feel threatened by a dog then you need to reevaluate your life choices
Everytime I want my girl to have a bad day I sing this song.
I got a weird version of the playlist and I got the Root of all Evil then My Clingy Girlfriend
I know that feeling
This song summarizes my dating history.
My heart jumped once the video stopped and I saw a girl staring at me creepily in the related videos ._.
This is what happens when the protagonist of Yandere Simulator gets her senpai.
Roselia Rothwell this is why I call this the Yandere Song
Ayano Aishi
But thats just a theory, a game theory
@@tordlarsson9885 I like this guy's thinking
you mean don't actually develop the game and mistreat your employees simulator?
Listening to this, I am reminded I need to watch more Laina.
Am i the only one who thought it was weird when he "needed proof"
Nothing comes between me and my sousaphone. Nothing!
So when Rob took "her" back, she stopped him from having 24 of his most prized possessions.
I’d say 24
Shiiitt, that's creepy haha. Only Psychostick would make a song like this sheer awesome!
i think i love there guys so much cause they remind me of The Vandals and Tenacious D! (Tenacious D! has to be punctuated........EVERY TIME!)
that pick up line dam you got game xD
10 years later...still true...
Nothing to do with you, but I found this band and gee...
What?
BluberDuck Oh
+BluberDuck Is that the Duck from If my heart had wings?
BluberDuck I love that VN, and that duck is sooo swaggy
1:50 totaly relatable
This song is so damn good!!!! ;-) >:)
Okay but you can't have my taco.
That whole song had me chuckling, but at that ending I just lost it.
I'm still laughing. My face is starting to hurt. Send help.
If you haven't had one of these, go out and get one so you have something in common with the rest of us lol
If I ever have a clingy boyfriend, I will make him two cupcakes;too soften the blow. That's probably where his mistake was....
+sav yovillie This song is about clingy girlfriends so if you have nothing to contribute to that subject don't reply. Kay thanks.
Ever coming to England lads?
104 Likes, 1 Dislike
who wants to bet that 1 is someone's clingy girlfriend?
Is it bad that I play this every time I have to see my brothers girlfreind?
**gets REDs face from Nes Godzilla Creepypasta** RUN, RUN THE HECK AWAY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE TO RUN AWAY!
Those yanderes will mess you up, man
that end o_O
This is amazing xD I've actually dated a girl like this xD lol
Literally my dad's relationship with his girlfriend right now...
fucking hilarious!!!
Even though people will deny it, we have all had a clingy girlfriend like this.
What's a girlfriend, I've never had one. 🤣🤣
This must have made a lot of single guys happy.
I know a guy with GF like that. He's lost. Sold everything he used to have fun with and married her within 6 months.
No shit sherlock! That's a no brainer, I like totally fucking agree with you, hands down.
ALL THE CLINGY GIRLFRIENDS!!! XD
its bad when you can actually relate to this song... help me...
It's all been used.
The Over Attached Girlfriend strikes again.
i listened that song after "sadface :(" and got quite a strange feeling
I Think It Could Have Had Better Music on The Chorus, But That's Just The Magic of Psychostick ;)
This is so Mary Morstan from the BBC Sherlock series. Someone should do a vid of her micromanaging poor John's existence and shooting Sherlock to this.
Second best band