so... I hired bodyguards in genshin to protect me
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- Опубликовано: 19 апр 2023
- definitely, not just an excuse to do a lot of pulls...
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The Itto constantly flying in from nowhere is HILARIOUS. Dedicated bodyguard for sure
Literally had me cackling it was so funny
true itto energy
That is so canon I can’t
I lost it 😂
If he was a bodyguard thats exactly how it would be like-
Obsessed with how Itto just materializes when Gratis gets hurt and obliterates the enemy
Gratis: *takes 1 damage*
Itto: *_IHAVEBEENSUMMONED_*
@@aerai11423LMAO
Lol
@@aerai11423Lol he has
It's so in character for Itto to rush in out of nowhere to beat the dook out of all his enemies LMAO
Pfp twin
@@_Lammy_ :0 hello pfp twin!
Beating the everloving dookdook outta them
Yep
@@_Lammy_wow
the cutscene where the forest person was supposed to be getting jumped by mushrooms but instead it's just Itto Yelan and Alhaitham fucking blasting them to hell killed me
Same here I was just like oh here it goes
True
@@thesandopede1466Lol
It’s just like jujitsu kaizen
4:51 and 7:46 ITTO IS A REAL BODYGUARD-
Edit : omg ty for likes 😨
😂😂😂
2:41 "I'm sure there are enemies that I can get to before they can kill' em."
(Gets put into a short cutscene as the body guards beat up the enemies)
Also didn't he break the only death from enemies count 0:59 at 3:24 or did he not start that rule at that point?
@@bread9301😂😂😂😂
i had genshin running in the background while i watched this and when he said "im gonna go lay in bed" my kaeya said "i didn't know you were such a slacker" 💀💀
Lmao
Sagau?? 👀
crazy but its so real for playing genshin while listening to videos
The Itto just flying in and throwing Ushi every time feels very in character
I play Itto like this too. It's like this irresistible urge to throw ushi at every enemy you see as soon as possible so you pull out all the movement tech to reach it ASAP and then immediately throw cow
“If you didn’t know, I’m really bad at exploring the map in Genshin”
I think I found my lost twin
my friends call me bad when they see that I haven't 100% mondstat yet (been playing since 1.4 lol). Ima show them this.
@@eulalord9617 Some people 100% Sumeru already🥲
@@eulalord9617 No worries I haven’t either, same with Liyue. My only 100% exploration is Inazuma
@@Neo-o wait you 100% inazuma. I haven't even cleared the fog 💀
same:)
Sumeru is like all the nations of genshin combined. Imagine how big is fontaine😀
water.
@@nandafranca3231 and more wo'tah
E A U
FONTAINE EST L’EAU. BEAUCOUP DE L’EAU
Bassicly giyu lol
2:46 they had no hesitation and killed the shrooms💀
Him: I can only die from enemies
Also him: dies from exploding barrel and decides to pull
I am convinced the real Gratis is voicing from the background and it's his younger brother or son on camera. No way a voice that deep can come out of that body.
THE WAY THEY JUST RUN TO PROTECT YOU 😭😭😭
The bodyguards are like: "Don't touch the child!"
4:47 , 7:44 Itto comes to the rescue!!! He be doing his job seriously tho, he aint letting u die😂😂😂
This is reminding me that my favorite Itto & Yelan dynamic is Coworkers. And now I’m just imagining Yelan, Itto & Alhaitham running an incredibly questionable bodyguard business that’s probably a front for Something Mildly Illegal. Lisa probably hired them to babysit Razor for the day lmao
Also shout out to that Itto main, in-character as fuck and they were on TOP of it. God bless
Low key, makes me wanna write a crack fic of this idea lmao
Pls doo I'd read it in a heartbeat
Itto: **whispering** ushi go get him.
Lol
2:48 THEY AMBUSHED RANA LMAODGZH
wow i didn't knew her name was rana lmaodgzh ;-;
never thought I would willingly watch someone begging to be hurt but here we are
Itto is the best bodyguard man be flying out of nowhere
Glad to see him back , missed his videos
Same here his videos are always hilarious
The way itto kept on yeeting ushi was hilarious af xD
Also that ayaya is crack, 2k atk w/ almost 300 crit dmg
Finally, one youtuber with which I can relate my exploration progress
I swear mine are somehow in the negatives
Alternate title: gratis trying to get himself killed by enemies for 22 minutes
Also 2:48 the editing is god-tier lmao
Edit: please ignore the comments 🫠
HELP IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE 2.48 MOMENT-
@@pancakesforexy 0 askers😎😎
@@pancakesforexy SAME THOUGH! LMAOO
@@m1lan417 u rly thought u did smth huh 💀
@@zephyrvioletgarden it’s irony
Razor is precious, Razor deserves allllll the characters protecting him, and more
Goes away for months. Comes back and does a "if I breathe I pull" video. 😩
I love how itto comes in full speed and ANNIHILATES the enemies sometimes
4:50 Itto : "I come in like a wrecking ball" 😂 7:45
Gratis has risen from the grave again👍
Gratis uploading never fails to put a smile on my face. Keep up the good work! :D
The fact that he just find the Aranara quest helped me alot ✨
His bodyguards belike :
DONT TOUCH THE CHILD
You always have the best genshin ideas and make it more fun! Hoyo should hire you for new events and SPIRAL ABYSS 😂
I love how you went into the cutscene and they just ran past you to attack 😂
Bro isn’t just a whale he’s a whole damn ocean
rana: "you were such a big help saving me from those mushrooms"
One of my favorite Genshin creators has a new video!
2:48 best cut scene ever😂
That Ayaka is God tier! Damn!
as a chongyun main this is a chongyun abuse 😭😭
Sounds like me when i was low ar dragging my high ar friends along on a journey to kill bosses i didnt need lol
Gratis is back at the grindshin impact
It's so good to see you back Gratis ^^ Welcome back and hope you've been well
they were tasked with the sole purpose of keeping you alive and all agreed they would not use a healer
By the way, Albedo was not taking damage because of Dehya
Huh? But u still take damage from dehyas skill, there was diona shielding him
2:49 HELP THIS GOT ME LAUGHING
hello gratis nice seeing ya after sum time:) u have very gud ideas for vids and peak comedy soooo always here when gratis makes new vid o7
Where the hell have I been? Gratis has a face??? I thought he was a hand with a Ganyu mouse
Bro,when Itto jumped in,i immediately dropped my phone 💀
The subtle jojo ost made things 10x funnier
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED!!
Sumeru made me so tired I started an alt account to avoid going to my main to do it. I always thought pulling when you die was a punishment but here trying to die to pull...I see...
Also for some reason seeing you get Shinobu on this banner has shook me because I keep getting Dori on the current when I want Shinobu.
This is just basically genshin self aware fics 😂😂😂
I SO HAPPY THAT U START POSTING AGAIN OMG
Nice video, I enjoy this kind of content. Maybe change the chat's colour to white so we can read it?
Edit: maybe have an end screen where u can put the links? We cant see the ayaka build behind the end cards
3:00 you started the longest but most paying world quest chain GL
Only 2 minutes into the vid and they already had to invoke the divine wrath of dialogue
Him saying fav is an ok sword physically hurt me ;-; anyways glad to see the goat back : )
This stream was so much fun to watch
i fr said “when well he gonna upload” in my mind like 10 minutes ago 💀
"I can go die! In peace!" That sounded so sad lmao
I can't, the way itto flies in out of nowhere😂😂😂
Hello gratis finally new video, very good job!
Me: stugguling to get priogems
Gratis: magically gets 10,000 priogems
i love it when the streamer really has no idea
Nice vid welcome back !
You were like a ninguan that wanted to die in this video, a 4 star character with 3 five stars working for you
the fact he yeets the anemo slime 💀
the itto just comes out of nowhere coming like WEEEE also chongyuns bb fish
It's been way too long nice to see you again
I knew it's gotta be that aranara quest, damn it
I love the musics from 'God's Hand' used in here
itto rushing from the end of the screen is just hillarious to me xD
Legend returns
Bean is hilarious, even keeps Itto in character
the editors didn't even try to edit the mic off parts the are like"I'm tired, okay ?!
just gimme a break!!!"
You: *Tries to die *
Itto: WHY HELLO THERE
18:37 craftable weapon: no
19:03 ok yes
watching this at almost 2 am and I'm trying not to laugh
Itto and the others just ran to razor and kills the hillchorls lol that got me dying of laughter
what it's like to babysit dazai:
THE KING IS BACK
ay he's back from the convenient store with Arizona tea
3:04 the god hand game music so nostalgic ❤.
Viewer: Ayo whos the cutie in ur room?
Gratis: Dendro slime
me: *TRIGGERED*
(ITS A ANEMO SLIME)
NEW GRATIS VIDEO LETS GO
4:51 god this theme brings back so many memories
17:20 "Do you have a level 80 Barbara?"
My guy, just wait till you see my Barbara... She's Level 90 and pushing 45k HP with the Kokomi weap.
He should’ve used sayu,yelan or wanderer to get away from them faster! 😂
im watching this while doing chongyuns hang out quest/event thing ifk
Either this video is a testament to the tenacity of Itto players, or it's a testament to how much speed those shoes give him
the editing is so funyyy
Let’s fucking go!! New gratis status video!
AFTER SOMEONE SAID RAZOR ABUSE AN AD CAME ON FOR A RAZOR KEYBOARD
Lesson of the video , never mess with the best boy razor , or else...
*boss music starts*
"yoyo its the big Animal *thing!!"*
You gotta pay these body guards double!
Lmao XD
I legitimately haven't heard that name in years
The god of contract just protecting you and being the dad on the archons
That ittos a keeper.