Joe you truly are an inspiration. I've been out almost 2 years. Went to prison over a drug addiction. The crime we committed was a half a step from being a life sentence. I got lucky and am grateful everyday. You show people prison isn't a death sentence in society. Keep up the good work!
10. Fast Food 9. Beer 8. Silence/Darkness 7. Restroom privacy ALONE 6. Driving 5. Scent of a woman 4. Cell Phone/Smart Phone 3. Family/Kids 2. SEX!!!!!!! 1. FREEDOM!!! (Written before watching video! This was actually my list when coming home back in 2014 after doing a 3 year bid!)
Joe, absolutely some of your best work. Your inspirational talk at the end run a tear to my eye. I’ve been released and it is one of the most beautiful days of my life. I’m going through some things right now some major changes and I needed that peptalk at the end. On point love this new Joe come back after prison show shot in the arm you’ve been doing. My only suggestion is I couldn’t wait to have a real cigarette when I got out. Sick of those two dollar Rollies that were dirtbike ashtrays. Keep up the good work and God bless brother.
I just love your attitude ❤️ your words of encouragement! I hope it falls on the ears of these young men trying to get to pen or the cemetery? God Bless 🙏! Keep the laughs coming!!
I imagine it's unbelievably soothing to fall asleep in a quiet, dark room in a real bed after so much time in prison. The whole video put into perspective what we can easily take for granted on the daily. Great video, Joe! Lots of love! 🧡
Number 1 thing i missed the most while locked up was the freedom to be able to get out of bed in the middle of the night and walk into the kitchen and opening my refridgerator. Now i open it just to look. I wont even be hungry. In fact i have 3 fridges now. I think i might have a little PTSD
I remember working as a CO and I was talking to this one inmate and he had about two weeks left to serve. I go up to him and I asked him "Mr. (Inmate name) you're gonna be out soon what are you gonna do when you get out?" "I'm gonna go get me a slurpee" I really hope he got his slurpee
The 1 thing I wanted to do after getting released was to find a motel/ hotel with a tub and soak in the bathtub and seeing a real doctor I have epilepsy,and,lupus and chronic pain among other things while in prison that were poorly treated I needed a neurologist, rheumatologist and primary care immediately after getting out to restart my pain medication
Damn Joe you hit the nail on the head. That last minute on the video hit straight home. Hustlers are gonna hustle. Been out for 3 years myself and had experienced all that. Not sleeping for more then a hour or two for the first week out because your soaking it all in. Taking whatever jobs you can get. The grind is real but when you make it you know you’ve made it. And McDonald’s is never a good idea after release just saying 😂
Great video as always Joe, but I can tell your *tough’in it out* for us! Your *Super-Peppiness* is just not there today. 🙁 You need to take a day off and sleep/rest/quiet-time, anything that is *work/busyness FREE*! I know it’s really hard for you not to be *Go-Go-Go* in mind and body daily! But Raney should put you Solitary Confinement for 48 hours!! Stick you in your bedroom, with No cellphone! Only TV! Than you’d have to rest! Lol And no worries, Raney will make your *cell* super cozy! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
When I saw the title of this video, the first thing that came to mind was eat a decent meal. I've heard some stories about how bad the food is in prison. Actually, the same companies that feed prisons also feed college campuses. When I was in school, the company that provided all the food at the University Center cafeteria was Aramark. And I remember people saying that if it looks funny, smells funny, or tastes funny, don't eat it. They had a reputation of poisoning people in the past.
I honestly just spit my baloney sammich with the foot thing. Im fucking crying ovah here. Nothing but love for you and your family from Brookfield Connecticut homeboy!
Hey 👋 Joe so good to see you this morning 😃. Great Commantary but please please go to the Dr. I know it’s a pain, and it may not be anything less than mild chest pain or angina , but when it comes down to your health especially your heart ❤️ you need to Run 🏃♀️ to see what that’s about.. My prayers are with you ❤️❤️❤️😄😁😃🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Joe hoof feet is way better than a phone i promise. Such a long good video filled with fun novelties and that ending is strong and makes me feel good thanks💎
You had me at the feet......You got me right there.......laughing out loud and then laughing some more at the next line.....Damn her feet weren't fine.......
Hell yes to everything Joe said plus- - as a female -my own preferences and brands of personal care items. Hair stuff, soap, shampoo, razors,time of the month products. I imagine prison doesn’t give you good HBAs. -driving a car - seeing my personal belongings, assuming someone packed up my stuff and saved it for me (pictures, jewelry, etc.) -seeing pets/ animals. I would miss that in prison
When I caught a train for the first day I got out of prison it was pretty damn different and scary at the same time because I was in a train full of people in normal civilian clothes and not to mention seeing my city after a couple and half years in one of the toughest prisons in Australia 🇦🇺 but seeing the city and visiting my mates I hadn’t seen in a long time was awesome and I got out full time without having to go to any parole officer and when I went to my best mates place who passed away a couple of years ago he had a bottle of rum and some cones waiting for me and not to mention having Pizza Hut for dinner and he invited some chicks over and I reckon you can figure out what happened there
I never forget after 111 days at sea in the Persian gulf, we pulled into Singapore and I took a shit at a Burger King .... the nicest , biggest & cleanest bathroom ever . Singapore has to be the cleanest city on the planet.
Mc donalds wouldn't hire me because the manager said i was overqualified and i truly believe she was scared id have her job. Truly love your videos brother God bless you all!
Don't work at McDonald's if your over qualified in my opinion..........I mean if you want to go ahead but just don't get my order wrong and fix the ice cream machine. Thanks
first thing i did was get a lift from my mum to penrith plazza do get some new clothes because they relaesed me in my goal greens becasue my previous clothes were evidence once i had some new threads i went straight to the pub for a cold beer
Joe love your vid. But you should make a video on the anxiety a prisoner might feel after they are released. Like going to the store for first time. Driving down the road etc anything like that
JOE, BABE! YOURE CHANCES OF NOT having a stroke and end up drooling is to go to the doctor! Preventative medicine is what it's all about! I watch you because my son has 22 months to go out of 15 and you inspire me. You help me understand how I can best help my son. You've been SO helpful to me, I must return the help and try and get you to the doctor. Doesn't matter where you go! Just go! I'm saving the rest of this video cuz I can't even concentrate on what you're saying because you could be in trouble! I'm watching tomorrow. I even have my timer set. Please let me know the outcome of what the doctor said! Big big hugs from a mom. 💛💚🧡
JOE!!! We all care about you my man, your fans here in the UK 🇬🇧 love you, get yourself to the doctors please. Loved today's show fella, keep em coming(but get yourself looked at first!)
My best friend picked me up my last time and he took me to the beach for a week it felt surreal man like I was dreaming. He is my only close friend to this day 🤙 but all of this is exactly what I did lmaooo
I think the first thing after prison I would build up to is an investment scam. Once you are convicted, you are a second or third class citizen and you will not be able to make a regular living. And for me, regular living requires at least $150,000 a year.
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I would probably make mention of leisure activities. Like jogging outside. Going on hikes. Playing video games. Not sure what is available in prison, never been, hopefully never will. But I imagine that would be something.
I think the #1 thing ppl say is I’m going to get fucked up... well I was arrested and did 18 months for possession of 9 pounds of marijuana and I got out and smoked a 2 zip blunt w my friends lol. Never been so high
That's the most retarded thing I've ever herd andif you really actually did it's a total waste of weed you can only get so high after a certain point your literally just smoking and wasting good ol thc and also it must have been straight garbage ass weed if you smoked the entire blunt cause you can't do that with even semi decent weed
And also when I got out they sent me to a forensic psychiatrist,I never heard of that till they sent me to one because you know how they say what goes on in prison stays in prison but what you see in prison you can’t forget till your grave
Joe, GO TO THE DOCTOR! I've heard you speak on chest discomfort one too many times. Funny video👍
The silent killer. Goes unnoticed until it's too late.
health is wealth joe
Fr. First I heard but cmon Joe. Take care of yourself. You got fans that care about you
How often is chest discomfort normal?
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Sorry so late. Just getting in from work. Hope you enjoy this beaut. Got a couple lil gems in this one.
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We must work the same shift lol
Hilarious but true!!!😂😂😂
Dont sweat it Joe. Much love ,single handedly saved me from depression.
I love your videos big dawg
Joe you truly are an inspiration. I've been out almost 2 years. Went to prison over a drug addiction. The crime we committed was a half a step from being a life sentence. I got lucky and am grateful everyday. You show people prison isn't a death sentence in society. Keep up the good work!
I missed being alone more than anything it dosent matter where you are in prison you can never have any quiet
Your not a kidding on that the best is going to the bathroom Your self
Holy crap I just finished the last one and was depressed. Thanks for offsetting my depression for an additional 18 minutes and 46 seconds.
47 seconds. Stupid🙄
@@paulvandamme9333 mine says 18min 46sec
10. Fast Food
9. Beer
8. Silence/Darkness
7. Restroom privacy ALONE
6. Driving
5. Scent of a woman
4. Cell Phone/Smart Phone
3. Family/Kids
2. SEX!!!!!!!
1. FREEDOM!!!
(Written before watching video! This was actually my list when coming home back in 2014 after doing a 3 year bid!)
I watched Scent of a Woman as soon as I got out of the clink too
Joe..when I got out of prison in fla I opened a business and still going since 2015..thanks for your videos and positivity!! Spencer
Joe, get to a goddamned Dr ( if your chest pain is undiagnosed). Chest pain should always be looked into.
Right?? Also A blood pressure monitor if you don't have one Joe
Joe, absolutely some of your best work. Your inspirational talk at the end run a tear to my eye. I’ve been released and it is one of the most beautiful days of my life. I’m going through some things right now some major changes and I needed that peptalk at the end. On point love this new Joe come back after prison show shot in the arm you’ve been doing. My only suggestion is I couldn’t wait to have a real cigarette when I got out. Sick of those two dollar Rollies that were dirtbike ashtrays. Keep up the good work and God bless brother.
I love your stories, I love your positivity. Keep doing what you do! 🙌
I just love your attitude ❤️ your words of encouragement! I hope it falls on the ears of these young men trying to get to pen or the cemetery? God Bless 🙏! Keep the laughs coming!!
After 10 years I missed just being able to go outside whenever I wanted
☀️
Having control of your movement... Being allowed to eat whenever you are hungry. Allowing people to walk behind you without swiveling your head lol
@Mac Mike yeah, taking a shit without someone yelling yo flush that despite the fact you already flushed 10 times.
@@nathancullins9301 to be fair if you got commissary you can eat at will
@Mac Mike never said it was a great selection.
Joe please go get yourself checked out.
Chest pains? Damn!
Take care of yourself.
I imagine it's unbelievably soothing to fall asleep in a quiet, dark room in a real bed after so much time in prison. The whole video put into perspective what we can easily take for granted on the daily. Great video, Joe! Lots of love! 🧡
Sometimes it doesn’t work that way! After you’ve gotten used to the noise, the quiet can be deafening! We adjust, though.
DUDE...DO NOT PHUCK AROUND WITH CHEST PAIN...NO JOKE. ER!!!
Another great video! You've really been hitting your stride lately Joe! Keep it up!
Joe, you are an inspiration! Keep up the great work brother.
Number 1 thing i missed the most while locked up was the freedom to be able to get out of bed in the middle of the night and walk into the kitchen and opening my refridgerator. Now i open it just to look. I wont even be hungry. In fact i have 3 fridges now. I think i might have a little PTSD
I've never been locked up, but I know I'd be looking forward to time alone and a bathtub.
Same, I never been locked up either. But I rather be alone
Glad you are getting back to the basics!
"Horsewoman"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember working as a CO and I was talking to this one inmate and he had about two weeks left to serve. I go up to him and I asked him "Mr. (Inmate name) you're gonna be out soon what are you gonna do when you get out?"
"I'm gonna go get me a slurpee"
I really hope he got his slurpee
🥤
I doubt he got the 'Slurpee' from 7-11. ;)
Imagine checking how many notifications you’ve got after prison
Zero
@@mentalalchemy4819 RUclips notifications
You have 1 million notifications. "Damn this gonna take a min"
10 year later she still any reply
You'd be surprised how fast you become irrelevant. All these losers saying 1 million -- gurantee they never had more than 12 in a day. Sad
Repeatedly laughing out loud Joe. Absolutely killin' it. Keep em coming man!
The 1 thing I wanted to do after getting released was to find a motel/ hotel with a tub and soak in the bathtub and seeing a real doctor I have epilepsy,and,lupus and chronic pain among other things while in prison that were poorly treated I needed a neurologist, rheumatologist and primary care immediately after getting out to restart my pain medication
were u sick?
@@jack1496 yes I was
Great video
Last few lines were the best!
The ending is so 👏 awesome!
Damn Joe you hit the nail on the head. That last minute on the video hit straight home. Hustlers are gonna hustle. Been out for 3 years myself and had experienced all that. Not sleeping for more then a hour or two for the first week out because your soaking it all in. Taking whatever jobs you can get. The grind is real but when you make it you know you’ve made it. And McDonald’s is never a good idea after release just saying 😂
JOE! MAN OH MAN. JOE FOR REAL , YOU NEED YOUR OWN STAND UP SPECIAL! REAL TALK!
APS shirt idea. Picture of a pack of Ramen noodles. "Girl I'm gonna smash ya like a Ramen soup." I'd buy it.
Bud that’s amazing
He had a Ramen noodle t-shirt at one time!
Go Joe.....with that humour mill.....You got it....keep at it.
Great video as always Joe, but I can tell your *tough’in it out* for us! Your *Super-Peppiness* is just not there today. 🙁 You need to take a day off and sleep/rest/quiet-time, anything that is *work/busyness FREE*! I know it’s really hard for you not to be *Go-Go-Go* in mind and body daily! But Raney should put you Solitary Confinement for 48 hours!! Stick you in your bedroom, with No cellphone! Only TV! Than you’d have to rest! Lol And no worries, Raney will make your *cell* super cozy! Hug’s and Love from Canada xoxo 🤗♥️🤗
When I saw the title of this video, the first thing that came to mind was eat a decent meal. I've heard some stories about how bad the food is in prison. Actually, the same companies that feed prisons also feed college campuses. When I was in school, the company that provided all the food at the University Center cafeteria was Aramark. And I remember people saying that if it looks funny, smells funny, or tastes funny, don't eat it. They had a reputation of poisoning people in the past.
Great videos as usual Joeman!✌️😋✌️
You are absolutely right, and absolutely hilarious!!! It's just something that you should be soooo proud of!!😅 Great stuff!!
I honestly just spit my baloney sammich with the foot thing. Im fucking crying ovah here. Nothing but love for you and your family from Brookfield Connecticut homeboy!
I'm so happy how your life has improved so much. Congratulations. I would go out to eat when i would get out
What was the first food you ate after being released Joe?
Hey 👋 Joe so good to see you this morning 😃. Great Commantary but please please go to the Dr. I know it’s a pain, and it may not be anything less than mild chest pain or angina , but when it comes down to your health especially your heart ❤️ you need to Run 🏃♀️ to see what that’s about.. My prayers are with you ❤️❤️❤️😄😁😃🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Glad ur back doing the old school vids joe.
"Hoof feet" ?!? ....LMFAO. Gold Joey. Pure gold.
The ending ...... Good stuff Joe !!!!
Big fan of ASP. Love you, Joe.
Lololol. Of course sex is the first thing lmao.
My man talks about it every call lol. He’s like “we ain’t gonna wait. I’m getting it ON SITE”
Nice hair cut joe ...funny video once again ...awesome
Loved the vid Joe, please look after yourself, without you there is no APS.Hope you feel better soon.
Kind Regards.
🙃🙏🏼Marianne
Great video. I used to work as a prison counselor and these are all accurate 👍👍
We take so much for granted in the free world. Thanks again for another video brother. And definitely thanks for the laughs.
Thanks a bunch, Joe!👏💕🙏
Joe you are so funny,great video
Joe hoof feet is way better than a phone i promise.
Such a long good video filled with fun novelties and that ending is strong and makes me feel good thanks💎
You had me at the feet......You got me right there.......laughing out loud and then laughing some more at the next line.....Damn her feet weren't fine.......
The Dive Part always gets me
Joe...go get that chest pain checked ASAP!
My favorite RUclips channel lol
I think you nailed it broseph!
Comment for algorithm boost. Keep 'em coming Joe!
Joe you're cracking me up with this one. 😂 Reminds me of your old shit.
Hell yes to everything Joe said plus-
- as a female -my own preferences and brands of personal care items. Hair stuff, soap, shampoo, razors,time of the month products. I imagine prison doesn’t give you good HBAs.
-driving a car
- seeing my personal belongings, assuming someone packed up my stuff and saved it for me (pictures, jewelry, etc.)
-seeing pets/ animals. I would miss that in prison
Keep up the good work joe
When you said smash something, I thought you meant break things. It took me a bit to realize you meant the bedroom activity.
😆😂😂😚😚🥰😘🛏️
😂😂😂😂
Joe, I died laughing all the way through the video. U still got it 😂
Joe all I got to say is that you the man hands down!! APS 4 life!!
Bro i love you joe thanks for the video 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo the “bing bing bing bing it’s hoove feet” got me bruh I had to leave a like after that 1😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a good one Joe 👍
When I caught a train for the first day I got out of prison it was pretty damn different and scary at the same time because I was in a train full of people in normal civilian clothes and not to mention seeing my city after a couple and half years in one of the toughest prisons in Australia 🇦🇺 but seeing the city and visiting my mates I hadn’t seen in a long time was awesome and I got out full time without having to go to any parole officer and when I went to my best mates place who passed away a couple of years ago he had a bottle of rum and some cones waiting for me and not to mention having Pizza Hut for dinner and he invited some chicks over and I reckon you can figure out what happened there
I never forget after 111 days at sea in the Persian gulf, we pulled into Singapore and I took a shit at a Burger King .... the nicest , biggest & cleanest bathroom ever . Singapore has to be the cleanest city on the planet.
Mc donalds wouldn't hire me because the manager said i was overqualified and i truly believe she was scared id have her job. Truly love your videos brother God bless you all!
Don't work at McDonald's if your over qualified in my opinion..........I mean if you want to go ahead but just don't get my order wrong and fix the ice cream machine. Thanks
first thing i did was get a lift from my mum to penrith plazza do get some new clothes because they relaesed me in my goal greens becasue my previous clothes were evidence once i had some new threads i went straight to the pub for a cold beer
YOU LIKE THAT HOOF FEET?!?!
OMFG IM DYING OVER HERE
I used to live in virginia beach... back in the early 90s.... shit was fun!
great episode !!
Thank you Joe! You brought back the ddddddiiiiivvvvveeeeeeee lol
As Always great video! Please go get your chest pains checked out don't wait!
You like that huff feet 🦶 lmao your to funny dame
Joe love your vid. But you should make a video on the anxiety a prisoner might feel after they are released. Like going to the store for first time. Driving down the road etc anything like that
Diving in from Boston ☀️
JOE, BABE!
YOURE CHANCES OF NOT having a stroke and end up drooling is to go to the doctor!
Preventative medicine is what it's all about!
I watch you because my son has 22 months to go out of 15 and you inspire me. You help me understand how I can best help my son. You've been SO helpful to me, I must return the help and try and get you to the doctor. Doesn't matter where you go! Just go!
I'm saving the rest of this video cuz I can't even concentrate on what you're saying because you could be in trouble!
I'm watching tomorrow. I even have my timer set. Please let me know the outcome of what the doctor said!
Big big hugs from a mom. 💛💚🧡
JOE!!! We all care about you my man, your fans here in the UK 🇬🇧 love you, get yourself to the doctors please.
Loved today's show fella, keep em coming(but get yourself looked at first!)
Hey Joe, I’m new to the channel. I want to know how jumpsuits are assigned to inmates. I’ve noticed different colors. Thanks.
He said, is that just one toenail?? I'm dead!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀 yo it's hoof feet!! 🤣🤣💀💀
My best friend picked me up my last time and he took me to the beach for a week it felt surreal man like I was dreaming. He is my only close friend to this day 🤙 but all of this is exactly what I did lmaooo
I couldn't wait to get me some briefs, and to return to the internet.
Great video 😄
4 am and Lmfao!!! 😂🔥💯
I just copped that big bottle of texas petes. Love your videos. Memories!
Wow, an APS episode where Joe gets right to the topic?
Good job Joe
Love the video, keep on doing this. Also do you do RUclips as a job or do you do another thing
Sharing this before you start: I would totally want to take a hot bath, a shower or just use a private bathroom.
Hey joe what are popular business ideas that prisoners have?
Somebody told me they were gonna sell prison burritos on the street corner
@@JohnDoe-by7xb that interesting lol
Getting another bag
Idk HOW many mfs were gonna start car detailing businesses, addiction counselors, and starting restaurants lol
I think the first thing after prison I would build up to is an investment scam. Once you are convicted, you are a second or third class citizen and you will not be able to make a regular living. And for me, regular living requires at least $150,000 a year.
Cow "hoofs" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Joeeeeeeeee nah ya didn't jus say " "cow hoofs" .. COW HOOVES JOE .. COW HOOVES NOTTTTT HOOFS!!
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I would probably make mention of leisure activities. Like jogging outside. Going on hikes. Playing video games. Not sure what is available in prison, never been, hopefully never will. But I imagine that would be something.
I think the #1 thing ppl say is I’m going to get fucked up... well I was arrested and did 18 months for possession of 9 pounds of marijuana and I got out and smoked a 2 zip blunt w my friends lol. Never been so high
That's the most retarded thing I've ever herd andif you really actually did it's a total waste of weed you can only get so high after a certain point your literally just smoking and wasting good ol thc and also it must have been straight garbage ass weed if you smoked the entire blunt cause you can't do that with even semi decent weed
@@brennensmith813 It was passed around by 15 ppl and I work at a pot farm lol I got pounds for no reason why wouldn't I smoke better then you 😅
@@brennensmith813 Sounds like your missing out on Cali shit and still ringing your plug for a 3.5
This video is hilarious!
I'll rock the Budoodoo!
Hoof Feet - I am dying!!!
And also when I got out they sent me to a forensic psychiatrist,I never heard of that till they sent me to one because you know how they say what goes on in prison stays in prison but what you see in prison you can’t forget till your grave