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  • @arescle3147
    @arescle3147 Месяц назад +52739

    It's kinda wholesome he told the bride to be she'll be beautiful on her big day

    • @sceetherthenadder
      @sceetherthenadder Месяц назад +2186

      House is cold not cruel

    • @EsterHorbach-it9tb
      @EsterHorbach-it9tb Месяц назад +397

      Unusual for him to be nice. 😅

    • @seratarsybagusibrahim5018
      @seratarsybagusibrahim5018 Месяц назад +272

      He might be sarcastic, he's House afterall

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 Месяц назад +692

      It's a medical compliment, she needed reassurance so she didn't continue hurting herself for beauty

    • @prestongarvey2988
      @prestongarvey2988 Месяц назад +167

      @@dasamont8274I love that so much. I’m gonna have to ask my doctor for a compliment prescription next time I’m there.
      “5 a day, no more, no less.”

  • @slade3511
    @slade3511 Месяц назад +51026

    "That's because you're trying to remove your corneas" 💀

    • @TxWIll
      @TxWIll Месяц назад +1198

      That made me physically cringe

    • @LegitLord2000
      @LegitLord2000 Месяц назад +837

      One reason why I’ll always wear glasses instead of contacts

    • @Larry_Owlmann
      @Larry_Owlmann Месяц назад +514

      Did that once, hurt like crazy but I didn’t do any permanent damage. On a completely unrelated note I’m now wearing glasses instead 😂

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 Месяц назад +221

      ​@@Larry_Owlmann me too. Tried to remove corneas a couple times. Took about thirty seconds and several tries to is realize it. Mine was not at all painful, but that made it more of a problem because I went at it even more determinedly till I realized. Gotta say, I was surprised how tough the eye's outer coating is. But it was all really disconcerting.

    • @tribbleq
      @tribbleq Месяц назад +48

      Definitely had this problem with one contact at the ophthalmologist's. At least that meant they could identify that I'd effed up and after that I always checked for them visually(I can see okay close up so just getting next to the mirror meant I could see when I knew what I was looking for). Also I was... 14 when this happened I think, first time putting them in and taking them out.

  • @timbrink
    @timbrink Месяц назад +3400

    I wish all doctors visits were this efficient.

    • @Cadence1986
      @Cadence1986 Месяц назад +101

      You weren’t even checked in yet so no charge either

    • @cynicalbeotch
      @cynicalbeotch Месяц назад +41

      Mine is. Waiting room for an hour. Brought into exam room. PA takes my BP and asks if I'm taking my medications. Out 2 minutes later with a bill of $270.

    • @jaredg9898
      @jaredg9898 Месяц назад +16

      Find a hospital owned by the doctors. Never been in the waiting room more than five minutes and never waited for the doctor more than 10. Usually it’s no more than 10 minutes from walking in to seeing the doctor

    • @DarkSpyro29
      @DarkSpyro29 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Cadence1986Isn't this clinic free regardless?

    • @tenmrchicken2719
      @tenmrchicken2719 27 дней назад +8

      Its not very healthy the way he treats his patients so I personally wouldn’t want a doctor like this

  • @danielbernardogutierrezguz4959
    @danielbernardogutierrezguz4959 Месяц назад +21886

    "Yeah, yeah. Symptoms...we're working on a personal best here".💀

    • @HunnyDoo
      @HunnyDoo Месяц назад +284

      diagnosis any% is competitive

    • @hydroxide5507
      @hydroxide5507 Месяц назад +15

      lmao​@@HunnyDoo

    • @Oshawatt
      @Oshawatt Месяц назад +8

      Took longer to say that

    • @Steve.._.
      @Steve.._. Месяц назад +11

      ​@@Oshawattno it didn't, he got his point across. He could've continued to talk about what his wife noticed 😂

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 14 дней назад

      Most House thing he could say😂

  • @TheKilogram1000
    @TheKilogram1000 Месяц назад +9113

    This loops perfectly which makes it look like he's in a never ending cycle, and that's hilarious to me.

    • @MxIxL
      @MxIxL Месяц назад +22

      Unless you know what's next hahaha I was really waiting for the guy that says "I cannot see"

    • @eternalproductions
      @eternalproductions Месяц назад +9

      Thats probably how he feels

    • @ryuguy032197
      @ryuguy032197 Месяц назад +7

      Of course it's never ending cycle.... We're working on a personal best here

    • @ZheToralf
      @ZheToralf Месяц назад +1

      We have to imagine House happy

    • @j_edwards6075
      @j_edwards6075 Месяц назад +2

      Literally every youtube short ever lol

  • @Elusivearth
    @Elusivearth Месяц назад +10593

    I love how he goes "going for personal best here" and the last patient makes sure to quickly list off his symptoms

  • @mechellestewart8439
    @mechellestewart8439 Месяц назад +1614

    We live vicariously through House. He says all the things we want to say to our patients, but dont because we want to keep our license.

  • @weebpotato2366
    @weebpotato2366 Месяц назад +3774

    I wish i had a doctor like him. They can't find whats wrong with me.

    • @dhanya9950
      @dhanya9950 Месяц назад +81

      Cause you r perfect 😊

    • @jetpackdino5703
      @jetpackdino5703 Месяц назад +102

      Been there mate. It took 6 months and 5 doctors until someone figured out I had really bad migraines.

    • @dhanya9950
      @dhanya9950 Месяц назад +6

      @@jetpackdino5703 couldn't you tell them. May be they dint beleive you and they needed medical proof. Hmm

    • @jaxonmanning3785
      @jaxonmanning3785 Месяц назад

      @@dhanya9950what?

    • @YuzuLeMoon
      @YuzuLeMoon Месяц назад +79

      ​@@dhanya9950 You sound like the doctors we have here.

  • @yusefbababa9131
    @yusefbababa9131 Месяц назад +1527

    Dr House really pulling a "Sherlock Holmes" moment here 🤣

    • @khmaster12
      @khmaster12 Месяц назад +60

      House is based on Sherlock Holmes

    • @ryderkain2790
      @ryderkain2790 Месяц назад +54

      That's the point.
      House=Holmes
      Wilson=Watson

    • @Koli5298
      @Koli5298 Месяц назад

      ​@@ryderkain2790Yep.

    • @Koli5298
      @Koli5298 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@khmaster12More like an inspired-by-Holmes homage but yes.

    • @Ancaryvan
      @Ancaryvan Месяц назад +5

      Crippled Holmes 😢.

  • @UnkillableMrStake
    @UnkillableMrStake Месяц назад +769

    Bro HIPPA rep gonna have a field day with him

    • @skeleletonboi4533
      @skeleletonboi4533 Месяц назад +58

      they do every 3 episodes or so XD

    • @user-sx4yu3nw4j
      @user-sx4yu3nw4j Месяц назад +47

      You think a paper curtain prevents people from hearing a diagnosis for the patient in the bed next to them in the same room? 🤡

    • @coolisron2041
      @coolisron2041 Месяц назад +61

      If the patient willingly provides the info themselves it doesn't violate HIPPA. HIPPA only gets violated if the medical practitioner shares personally identifiable information

    • @betthatonegaming6683
      @betthatonegaming6683 Месяц назад +20

      HIPAA*
      And they spend an episode regarding his malpractice insurance, going over his “finest” moments lol

    • @rahulmerugu3620
      @rahulmerugu3620 Месяц назад +5

      Bruh it's HIPAA, the double A not double P. Dr.Mike is gonna have a field day with this

  • @andersongray9820
    @andersongray9820 Месяц назад +22

    That first one was actually really constructive criticism with a hint of support at the end

  • @jackdidathing3716
    @jackdidathing3716 Месяц назад +207

    the idea of a dentist being a NOS fiend and geeking for 60 seconds between patients is hilarious to me

    • @JohnDoe-uq2qd
      @JohnDoe-uq2qd Месяц назад +21

      Imagine him passing the mask back and forth between the unconscious patient and himself. "One for you, one for me!"

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS Месяц назад +9

      I already decided if I get Oprah rich, I'm going to have nitrous oxide in my home. It's like being wine drunk×100 while smoking a high THC sativa, without any nausea or hangover. Plus it only lasts a few minutes, so if you need to drive, no problem. I felt calm and peaceful for a couple days after having it. I could never be a dentist, I'd be Mr. Numb Digits, Peepee pants lol.

    • @ryleepatterson1254
      @ryleepatterson1254 12 дней назад +6

      ​@@MsJMHS If you do that, make sure you have B12 supplements on hand. Nitrous deactivates whatever B12 you have in your body with consisten exposure and can lead to nerve damage. But if you got the supplements you should be straight.👌

    • @MsJMHS
      @MsJMHS 12 дней назад

      @@ryleepatterson1254 I think this is legit the best advice I've ever gotten off a YT comment before, thank you, genuinely. I'm officially to the point where I think the nitrous would be a better investment in my mental health than my current xanax prescription.

  • @prit4941
    @prit4941 Месяц назад +38

    This is actually quite wholesome because these patients didnt had to visit the doctor and doctor just came for quick fix. They might have pretty much saved some money here because they might not have to get meds etc. Free doctor is rare y'all.

  • @kmeis1234
    @kmeis1234 Месяц назад +279

    I’ve definitely tried to remove contacts that weren’t in there. Had to step away to realize I could see far away and the mission had been accomplished from the beginning.

  • @JenniferPinto
    @JenniferPinto Месяц назад +106

    Later, the billing desk executive: "That will be $2000" 💀

    • @crazyafrican9955
      @crazyafrican9955 Месяц назад +2

      It's a free hospital

    • @fxyogy
      @fxyogy Месяц назад

      ​@@crazyafrican9955free clinic on a teaching hospital to be exact

    • @Starteller
      @Starteller Месяц назад

      Meanwhile in Canada...Have a nice day!

    • @lieselotmauroo9808
      @lieselotmauroo9808 Месяц назад

      It's a free clinic

    • @JenniferPinto
      @JenniferPinto Месяц назад

      In case it's not obvious, it's a joke

  • @Spider-Man42069
    @Spider-Man42069 Месяц назад +494

    If only it actually went like this

    • @VinceBlack536
      @VinceBlack536 Месяц назад +9

      It would if dr we’re not worried about malpractice. Most of the time they know what is wrong without 100s of tests

    • @jamess6853
      @jamess6853 Месяц назад +2

      Didn't know I needed three hospital visits, and three separate bills to find out my symptoms. 🤦

    • @Spider-Man42069
      @Spider-Man42069 27 дней назад

      Most like’s I’ve gotten

  • @kateallen7675
    @kateallen7675 Месяц назад +26

    "Who's left?"
    "everyone else just ran out."

    • @alexisgrunden1556
      @alexisgrunden1556 Месяц назад +6

      "Well, if they all _ran_ out of here, then it must not have really been an emergency. NEXT!"

  • @natk1105
    @natk1105 Месяц назад +122

    I absolutely adore this show, but i gotta say, if my doctor started blasting my symptoms to entire waiting room full of people I'd be out of there so fast 😅

    • @gamergodofjustice
      @gamergodofjustice Месяц назад +3

      Why? You got something you ashamed of?

    • @aaapeaceofmind7786
      @aaapeaceofmind7786 Месяц назад +12

      ​@@gamergodofjusticecome on, surely you have heard of privacy and empathy

    • @DArk-qx3du
      @DArk-qx3du Месяц назад +3

      Like anyone would care enough to remember, they all got their own issues. But don't worry, your still "special"

    • @JayWalk_Official
      @JayWalk_Official Месяц назад +1

      Honestly, I'd trust him more than I trust my doctor. At least I know he'll get it right eventually

    • @bradsimpson8724
      @bradsimpson8724 Месяц назад +5

      You're grossly overestimating how much strangers in a waiting room care about your life. If the options were between a brilliant doctor publicly diagnosing me within 5 minutes of sitting down, or waiting upwards of 45 to deal with some hack in privacy, I don't care what's wrong; I'd never see the inside of an exam room again. Nobody is going to remember you after they leave the parking lot.

  • @marciamonte4335
    @marciamonte4335 Месяц назад +42

    Only dr house would be able to take care of 3 patients in 1 minute. 😅

    • @chriskoloski32
      @chriskoloski32 8 дней назад +1

      Well 2 of the 3 of these are just lack of common sense. One is actually a poison issue

  • @darrylbrown163
    @darrylbrown163 Месяц назад +52

    i love how he just automatically knew whats wrong with them without examing them. if only there were doctors like that...

    • @AlastairCreed
      @AlastairCreed Месяц назад +6

      Observational reasoning isn't that complex my man.

    • @zackjohnson9928
      @zackjohnson9928 Месяц назад +4

      Veterinarians do it all the time

    • @dylanfortuin4518
      @dylanfortuin4518 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@zackjohnson9928 real, animals can't talk lol

  • @paledinknight
    @paledinknight Месяц назад +7

    Powers of observation can be amazing. If only more medical professionals had this trait.

    • @jacquelinethijsen272
      @jacquelinethijsen272 День назад

      Sir Arthur Conan Doyle based that part of Sherlock Holmes on a doctor he knew.

  • @alexbrock02
    @alexbrock02 Месяц назад +15

    when someone says, "quick consult"

  • @aarondrossart6026
    @aarondrossart6026 Месяц назад +13

    Wait times in the ER would be 1 minute. This would be awesome

  • @megansaneibingley8420
    @megansaneibingley8420 Месяц назад +22

    I wear contacts and the cornea thing is too real💀

  • @gruefrue9573
    @gruefrue9573 Месяц назад +4

    bro's speedrunning doctor 😭

  • @JohnHeater
    @JohnHeater Месяц назад +754

    Just realized House is the medical version of Sherlock Holmes...wonder if that was the idea??

    • @noidrobinson7134
      @noidrobinson7134 Месяц назад +264

      That was quite literally the idea base idea of the show

    • @Justsomeguyyuyu
      @Justsomeguyyuyu Месяц назад +305

      House - Holmes
      Wilson - Watson
      Apartment 221B - 221 Baker St
      In other words, yes, that’s exactly right.

    • @Stranger-qv4jc
      @Stranger-qv4jc Месяц назад +106

      What’s kinda funny is that the author’s inspiration for writing the Sherlock Holmes series was doctor that he heard of who could diagnose you by only having to look at you

    • @askhams
      @askhams Месяц назад +39

      Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the author of Sherlock Holmes WAS a doctor - and the "end of bed inspection" is a vital part of a Hx

    • @r0yce
      @r0yce Месяц назад +7

      Most investigative TV shows are based on that. Almost all if I may say so.

  • @senamilemlotshwa2878
    @senamilemlotshwa2878 Месяц назад +32

    Season 1 episode 12 for anyone wondering

  • @CamKoudo
    @CamKoudo Месяц назад +11

    This is why we love House 😂

  • @benjijet
    @benjijet Месяц назад

    Dr House speedruns emergency room❤

  • @Dracogame
    @Dracogame Месяц назад +7

    House being like “dw I read the script before coming”

  • @auntyyoohoo5481
    @auntyyoohoo5481 Месяц назад +33

    Best. Scene. Ever. House rules had a whole new meaning

  • @alexiesjohnedra6300
    @alexiesjohnedra6300 Месяц назад +27

    drive thru diagnosis really saves everyone's time

  • @Querelle2008
    @Querelle2008 Месяц назад +70

    The contact lenses bring back painful and embarrassing memories.

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee Месяц назад +1

      Once gave contacts a try. Lasted like 2 months. That was 20 years ago

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman Месяц назад +5

    Wish they'd bring this show back.

    • @MiklosKoncsek
      @MiklosKoncsek Месяц назад

      TPB is your friend

    • @rls25132
      @rls25132 27 дней назад

      Yes, yes, and giant yes.....

  • @richardayton6862
    @richardayton6862 Месяц назад +8

    I worked in community pharmacy for 15 years and people would come in with all sorts of issues. It was genuinely like this.

  • @blackrain7206
    @blackrain7206 Месяц назад +4

    This is how you deal with long queues in hospital.

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue Месяц назад +1

    You had room for the last one, and the last one is HILARIOUS.

  • @janshuster1426
    @janshuster1426 Месяц назад +1

    Clears out the whole ER waiting room !

  • @Jackthat1
    @Jackthat1 Месяц назад +1

    He just save those people the wait time, I’d be thanking him.

  • @GingerNorseman
    @GingerNorseman Месяц назад +3

    Was such a great show.

  • @ezracarter5964
    @ezracarter5964 Месяц назад +184

    Loved this show

  • @dullapple
    @dullapple Месяц назад +2

    We need more doctors like this cause its threeapy and medical care all in one

  • @gilbertos1984
    @gilbertos1984 Месяц назад +2

    I miss this show. It was super awesome

  • @violetralston3971
    @violetralston3971 Месяц назад +2

    Love this guy...smartass n honesty..😮😂😮😂

  • @stephenjasper_copywriter
    @stephenjasper_copywriter Месяц назад +1

    this was the best part of the show… I wish wish wish we could do this in urgent care

  • @ladyzbs
    @ladyzbs Месяц назад +89

    Sometimes my contact gets folded in half and becomes trapped under my upper lid. Seems normal during the visual inspection.

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana Месяц назад

      Ugh had that happen it's so itchy!
      Had to turn my eyelid inside out before it popped out. My eye was so dry and red for a few hours haha

    • @anoushkanautiyal
      @anoushkanautiyal Месяц назад

      It did happen to me once. I was worried I had lost them and I had an important event to go to. Then I thought maybe I should check again. Luckily I got it out in seconds. I did infact tell my friends who don't wear lens to terrify them.

  • @juliekasson1983
    @juliekasson1983 Месяц назад +1

    I love House! He says everything Drs would like to

  • @chrissy93x
    @chrissy93x Месяц назад +6

    hahaha i love house hahaha speed running patients xD

  • @devillxx9612
    @devillxx9612 Месяц назад +1

    They need to bring "House" back

  • @Blubarino
    @Blubarino Месяц назад +1

    Honestly if my doc sent me on my way that fast at a hospital id be more than happy

  • @7kortos7
    @7kortos7 Месяц назад +1

    this is the type of observance I strived for in my youth. on TV it's remarkable and admirable. in the real world people just think you're a creep or a stalker.

  • @nightviperone
    @nightviperone Месяц назад

    The medical Sherlock Holmes! 😅❤

  • @oneways2728
    @oneways2728 4 дня назад +1

    bro speedrunning the patients 😂

  • @Sennapop
    @Sennapop Месяц назад +2

    If only doctors today worked like this

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 Месяц назад +1

    If only it was like this in real life.

  • @glenkeating7333
    @glenkeating7333 17 дней назад

    Loved watching House. He was short,sweet and to the point. In other words, brutally honest.

  • @FreeLearner222
    @FreeLearner222 Месяц назад +1

    Love House.

  • @CampfireChronicle1
    @CampfireChronicle1 Месяц назад

    I can relate to the contact lens guy got a pair to see if I would like them and the second day didn't realize that it had fallen into my shirt pocket and continued to try and get it. gave up and found out shortly later after it poked me in the chest.

  • @sarahann74
    @sarahann74 Месяц назад

    The last one is crazy lol

  • @thrashtitan23
    @thrashtitan23 Месяц назад +1

    loved this show so much truly a great binge

  • @haswi2850
    @haswi2850 Месяц назад

    This is an example when a doctor does a speedrun of his patients

  • @nthabirose9642
    @nthabirose9642 Месяц назад +1

    I love doctor house

  • @suzannehofer2541
    @suzannehofer2541 2 дня назад

    If only doctors were this clear, concise! Mine would generally cut me off at one symptom tell me to make another appointment for anymore!

  • @Lavie_Azure
    @Lavie_Azure 23 дня назад

    He's already a better doctor than most, considering he even looks at you when doing his job

  • @randytracy1742
    @randytracy1742 Месяц назад +11

    Doctor house probably knows something the people at the place they didn’t-he looked at them and found what they got! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheMiraculousOne
    @TheMiraculousOne Месяц назад

    Bro developed his sixth sense. That’s some high level pathophysio right there.

  • @sarahconklin320
    @sarahconklin320 25 дней назад

    I friggin love House! Every hospital needs a House to work in the ER and do what he just did. ERs across the country would be empty except for REAL emergancies.

  • @ShortyTW867
    @ShortyTW867 Месяц назад +2

    I love House

  • @BrianWiKleinschmidt
    @BrianWiKleinschmidt Месяц назад +3

    Dude would have is medical license removed so fast

  • @ryujinayato1623
    @ryujinayato1623 Месяц назад

    Doc really setting the score for any% run top 1

  • @kingj4387
    @kingj4387 16 дней назад

    If only doctors like this existed

  • @janetmecham1059
    @janetmecham1059 День назад

    This was one of my favorite funniest moments on this show. 😂

  • @robledog
    @robledog Месяц назад

    House: WORLD RECORD BABY!

  • @CHARGER08RT
    @CHARGER08RT 23 дня назад

    Honestly that would be badass if Doctors were like that

  • @ernestwalker5173
    @ernestwalker5173 Месяц назад

    I love this guy

  • @beware_the_jester0045
    @beware_the_jester0045 8 дней назад

    literally how fast my doctor goes through his patients😂

  • @fouadmeddah2790
    @fouadmeddah2790 Месяц назад

    House going any% doctor speedrun

  • @blakjak38
    @blakjak38 22 дня назад

    Dr. House’s bedside manners were made for a prison infirmary instead of a general house😂

  • @JewelsDesanta
    @JewelsDesanta 17 дней назад

    Dude straight up no filter😂😂

  • @sofiaw5009
    @sofiaw5009 День назад

    If only doctors were this quick irl

  • @AshleyMariecx
    @AshleyMariecx 25 дней назад +1

    Fun fact, when i was younger i hated my glasses so much that i wore my contacts 24/7. One fell out while i was sleeping, i didnt know that and for hours i was trying to remove it.
    I was pulling my eye out that whole time.
    I rarely wear contacts now, especially to sleep.

  • @user-ne3tg4mx7e
    @user-ne3tg4mx7e Месяц назад

    This is so creative!

  • @Angelaswife4life6490
    @Angelaswife4life6490 8 дней назад

    I would love a real life House 😂😂 he is hilarious!!

  • @TheSiemek
    @TheSiemek Месяц назад +2

    House was speedrunning.

  • @20Kilogram
    @20Kilogram Месяц назад +3

    The contact lense situation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilywhite4044
    @lilywhite4044 23 дня назад

    He's like a mix between Psych, Sherlock, and that one doctor

  • @robert922m
    @robert922m 5 дней назад

    House is my favorite. He's literally been in my dreams. Maybe, I watch the show too much.

  • @the_dragonwolf
    @the_dragonwolf Месяц назад

    Bro's speedrunning treatment 💀

  • @DeepThinker193
    @DeepThinker193 Месяц назад +1

    Imma walk into a hospital and talk like this to random people.

  • @kanamo6181
    @kanamo6181 Месяц назад

    Man is speedrunning those patients

  • @anthonyg6083
    @anthonyg6083 Месяц назад

    Love this

  • @smashbrolink
    @smashbrolink 11 дней назад

    He's basically the Sherlock of doctors.

  • @selanawilson1388
    @selanawilson1388 Месяц назад

    When being to the point means so much!!!😂😂😂

  • @Hafris33
    @Hafris33 Месяц назад

    Bro doing physician speedrun.

  • @Craig_Narramoore
    @Craig_Narramoore 22 дня назад

    I love a doctor like House. Tells ya whats wrong without the whole dog and pony show.

  • @aquarianrevolutiont.vthene1878
    @aquarianrevolutiont.vthene1878 Месяц назад

    Dr House and his Sassiness.Tell me more.Great prospects 😊😊😊

  • @imurhuklberry99
    @imurhuklberry99 Месяц назад

    Great show.

  • @londonking3588
    @londonking3588 Месяц назад +1

    House Hates doing Clinical Hours😂

  • @cherryjuice9705
    @cherryjuice9705 28 дней назад

    “I can’t see… just kidding! I don’t wanna write my exam”

  • @kim_or_kimmy
    @kim_or_kimmy 28 дней назад

    I cant with the guy trying to remove the front of his eyes😂