@@Larry_Owlmann me too. Tried to remove corneas a couple times. Took about thirty seconds and several tries to is realize it. Mine was not at all painful, but that made it more of a problem because I went at it even more determinedly till I realized. Gotta say, I was surprised how tough the eye's outer coating is. But it was all really disconcerting.
Definitely had this problem with one contact at the ophthalmologist's. At least that meant they could identify that I'd effed up and after that I always checked for them visually(I can see okay close up so just getting next to the mirror meant I could see when I knew what I was looking for). Also I was... 14 when this happened I think, first time putting them in and taking them out.
Mine is. Waiting room for an hour. Brought into exam room. PA takes my BP and asks if I'm taking my medications. Out 2 minutes later with a bill of $270.
Find a hospital owned by the doctors. Never been in the waiting room more than five minutes and never waited for the doctor more than 10. Usually it’s no more than 10 minutes from walking in to seeing the doctor
If the patient willingly provides the info themselves it doesn't violate HIPPA. HIPPA only gets violated if the medical practitioner shares personally identifiable information
I already decided if I get Oprah rich, I'm going to have nitrous oxide in my home. It's like being wine drunk×100 while smoking a high THC sativa, without any nausea or hangover. Plus it only lasts a few minutes, so if you need to drive, no problem. I felt calm and peaceful for a couple days after having it. I could never be a dentist, I'd be Mr. Numb Digits, Peepee pants lol.
@@MsJMHS If you do that, make sure you have B12 supplements on hand. Nitrous deactivates whatever B12 you have in your body with consisten exposure and can lead to nerve damage. But if you got the supplements you should be straight.👌
@@ryleepatterson1254 I think this is legit the best advice I've ever gotten off a YT comment before, thank you, genuinely. I'm officially to the point where I think the nitrous would be a better investment in my mental health than my current xanax prescription.
This is actually quite wholesome because these patients didnt had to visit the doctor and doctor just came for quick fix. They might have pretty much saved some money here because they might not have to get meds etc. Free doctor is rare y'all.
I’ve definitely tried to remove contacts that weren’t in there. Had to step away to realize I could see far away and the mission had been accomplished from the beginning.
I absolutely adore this show, but i gotta say, if my doctor started blasting my symptoms to entire waiting room full of people I'd be out of there so fast 😅
You're grossly overestimating how much strangers in a waiting room care about your life. If the options were between a brilliant doctor publicly diagnosing me within 5 minutes of sitting down, or waiting upwards of 45 to deal with some hack in privacy, I don't care what's wrong; I'd never see the inside of an exam room again. Nobody is going to remember you after they leave the parking lot.
What’s kinda funny is that the author’s inspiration for writing the Sherlock Holmes series was doctor that he heard of who could diagnose you by only having to look at you
It did happen to me once. I was worried I had lost them and I had an important event to go to. Then I thought maybe I should check again. Luckily I got it out in seconds. I did infact tell my friends who don't wear lens to terrify them.
this is the type of observance I strived for in my youth. on TV it's remarkable and admirable. in the real world people just think you're a creep or a stalker.
I can relate to the contact lens guy got a pair to see if I would like them and the second day didn't realize that it had fallen into my shirt pocket and continued to try and get it. gave up and found out shortly later after it poked me in the chest.
I friggin love House! Every hospital needs a House to work in the ER and do what he just did. ERs across the country would be empty except for REAL emergancies.
Fun fact, when i was younger i hated my glasses so much that i wore my contacts 24/7. One fell out while i was sleeping, i didnt know that and for hours i was trying to remove it. I was pulling my eye out that whole time. I rarely wear contacts now, especially to sleep.
It's kinda wholesome he told the bride to be she'll be beautiful on her big day
House is cold not cruel
Unusual for him to be nice. 😅
He might be sarcastic, he's House afterall
It's a medical compliment, she needed reassurance so she didn't continue hurting herself for beauty
@@dasamont8274I love that so much. I’m gonna have to ask my doctor for a compliment prescription next time I’m there.
“5 a day, no more, no less.”
"That's because you're trying to remove your corneas" 💀
That made me physically cringe
One reason why I’ll always wear glasses instead of contacts
Did that once, hurt like crazy but I didn’t do any permanent damage. On a completely unrelated note I’m now wearing glasses instead 😂
@@Larry_Owlmann me too. Tried to remove corneas a couple times. Took about thirty seconds and several tries to is realize it. Mine was not at all painful, but that made it more of a problem because I went at it even more determinedly till I realized. Gotta say, I was surprised how tough the eye's outer coating is. But it was all really disconcerting.
Definitely had this problem with one contact at the ophthalmologist's. At least that meant they could identify that I'd effed up and after that I always checked for them visually(I can see okay close up so just getting next to the mirror meant I could see when I knew what I was looking for). Also I was... 14 when this happened I think, first time putting them in and taking them out.
I wish all doctors visits were this efficient.
You weren’t even checked in yet so no charge either
Mine is. Waiting room for an hour. Brought into exam room. PA takes my BP and asks if I'm taking my medications. Out 2 minutes later with a bill of $270.
Find a hospital owned by the doctors. Never been in the waiting room more than five minutes and never waited for the doctor more than 10. Usually it’s no more than 10 minutes from walking in to seeing the doctor
@@Cadence1986Isn't this clinic free regardless?
Its not very healthy the way he treats his patients so I personally wouldn’t want a doctor like this
"Yeah, yeah. Symptoms...we're working on a personal best here".💀
diagnosis any% is competitive
lmao@@HunnyDoo
Took longer to say that
@@Oshawattno it didn't, he got his point across. He could've continued to talk about what his wife noticed 😂
Most House thing he could say😂
This loops perfectly which makes it look like he's in a never ending cycle, and that's hilarious to me.
Unless you know what's next hahaha I was really waiting for the guy that says "I cannot see"
Thats probably how he feels
Of course it's never ending cycle.... We're working on a personal best here
We have to imagine House happy
Literally every youtube short ever lol
I love how he goes "going for personal best here" and the last patient makes sure to quickly list off his symptoms
Dentists are doctors, they get in doctor mode easily. It was a nice touch.
❤❤❤❤❤ love it
@@konstantinosspartalis4395 haha no they are not
@@c50m4 They kinda go to medical school
@@konstantinosspartalis4395”Kinda”
We live vicariously through House. He says all the things we want to say to our patients, but dont because we want to keep our license.
Yep yep.
I am not a doctor, but I can relate to the feeling 😂
Exactly
License or cash income flow? 😂
@@Rusonekox9 synonymous
I wish i had a doctor like him. They can't find whats wrong with me.
Cause you r perfect 😊
Been there mate. It took 6 months and 5 doctors until someone figured out I had really bad migraines.
@@jetpackdino5703 couldn't you tell them. May be they dint beleive you and they needed medical proof. Hmm
@@dhanya9950what?
@@dhanya9950 You sound like the doctors we have here.
Dr House really pulling a "Sherlock Holmes" moment here 🤣
House is based on Sherlock Holmes
That's the point.
House=Holmes
Wilson=Watson
@@ryderkain2790Yep.
@@khmaster12More like an inspired-by-Holmes homage but yes.
Crippled Holmes 😢.
Bro HIPPA rep gonna have a field day with him
they do every 3 episodes or so XD
You think a paper curtain prevents people from hearing a diagnosis for the patient in the bed next to them in the same room? 🤡
If the patient willingly provides the info themselves it doesn't violate HIPPA. HIPPA only gets violated if the medical practitioner shares personally identifiable information
HIPAA*
And they spend an episode regarding his malpractice insurance, going over his “finest” moments lol
Bruh it's HIPAA, the double A not double P. Dr.Mike is gonna have a field day with this
That first one was actually really constructive criticism with a hint of support at the end
the idea of a dentist being a NOS fiend and geeking for 60 seconds between patients is hilarious to me
Imagine him passing the mask back and forth between the unconscious patient and himself. "One for you, one for me!"
I already decided if I get Oprah rich, I'm going to have nitrous oxide in my home. It's like being wine drunk×100 while smoking a high THC sativa, without any nausea or hangover. Plus it only lasts a few minutes, so if you need to drive, no problem. I felt calm and peaceful for a couple days after having it. I could never be a dentist, I'd be Mr. Numb Digits, Peepee pants lol.
@@MsJMHS If you do that, make sure you have B12 supplements on hand. Nitrous deactivates whatever B12 you have in your body with consisten exposure and can lead to nerve damage. But if you got the supplements you should be straight.👌
@@ryleepatterson1254 I think this is legit the best advice I've ever gotten off a YT comment before, thank you, genuinely. I'm officially to the point where I think the nitrous would be a better investment in my mental health than my current xanax prescription.
This is actually quite wholesome because these patients didnt had to visit the doctor and doctor just came for quick fix. They might have pretty much saved some money here because they might not have to get meds etc. Free doctor is rare y'all.
I’ve definitely tried to remove contacts that weren’t in there. Had to step away to realize I could see far away and the mission had been accomplished from the beginning.
Later, the billing desk executive: "That will be $2000" 💀
It's a free hospital
@@crazyafrican9955free clinic on a teaching hospital to be exact
Meanwhile in Canada...Have a nice day!
It's a free clinic
In case it's not obvious, it's a joke
If only it actually went like this
It would if dr we’re not worried about malpractice. Most of the time they know what is wrong without 100s of tests
Didn't know I needed three hospital visits, and three separate bills to find out my symptoms. 🤦
Most like’s I’ve gotten
"Who's left?"
"everyone else just ran out."
"Well, if they all _ran_ out of here, then it must not have really been an emergency. NEXT!"
I absolutely adore this show, but i gotta say, if my doctor started blasting my symptoms to entire waiting room full of people I'd be out of there so fast 😅
Why? You got something you ashamed of?
@@gamergodofjusticecome on, surely you have heard of privacy and empathy
Like anyone would care enough to remember, they all got their own issues. But don't worry, your still "special"
Honestly, I'd trust him more than I trust my doctor. At least I know he'll get it right eventually
You're grossly overestimating how much strangers in a waiting room care about your life. If the options were between a brilliant doctor publicly diagnosing me within 5 minutes of sitting down, or waiting upwards of 45 to deal with some hack in privacy, I don't care what's wrong; I'd never see the inside of an exam room again. Nobody is going to remember you after they leave the parking lot.
Only dr house would be able to take care of 3 patients in 1 minute. 😅
Well 2 of the 3 of these are just lack of common sense. One is actually a poison issue
i love how he just automatically knew whats wrong with them without examing them. if only there were doctors like that...
Observational reasoning isn't that complex my man.
Veterinarians do it all the time
@@zackjohnson9928 real, animals can't talk lol
Powers of observation can be amazing. If only more medical professionals had this trait.
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle based that part of Sherlock Holmes on a doctor he knew.
when someone says, "quick consult"
Wait times in the ER would be 1 minute. This would be awesome
I wear contacts and the cornea thing is too real💀
bro's speedrunning doctor 😭
Just realized House is the medical version of Sherlock Holmes...wonder if that was the idea??
That was quite literally the idea base idea of the show
House - Holmes
Wilson - Watson
Apartment 221B - 221 Baker St
In other words, yes, that’s exactly right.
What’s kinda funny is that the author’s inspiration for writing the Sherlock Holmes series was doctor that he heard of who could diagnose you by only having to look at you
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the author of Sherlock Holmes WAS a doctor - and the "end of bed inspection" is a vital part of a Hx
Most investigative TV shows are based on that. Almost all if I may say so.
Season 1 episode 12 for anyone wondering
thank you!!!!!
@@SaraSaniA My pleasure
The name ?
@@ridwandahirali4045 House md
It’s not episode 12 I think. Also names called dr house
This is why we love House 😂
Dr House speedruns emergency room❤
House being like “dw I read the script before coming”
Best. Scene. Ever. House rules had a whole new meaning
drive thru diagnosis really saves everyone's time
The contact lenses bring back painful and embarrassing memories.
Once gave contacts a try. Lasted like 2 months. That was 20 years ago
Wish they'd bring this show back.
TPB is your friend
Yes, yes, and giant yes.....
I worked in community pharmacy for 15 years and people would come in with all sorts of issues. It was genuinely like this.
This is how you deal with long queues in hospital.
You had room for the last one, and the last one is HILARIOUS.
Clears out the whole ER waiting room !
He just save those people the wait time, I’d be thanking him.
Was such a great show.
Loved this show
What show is this??
What is the name of this show
@@rahulnimesh3376Dr.House
@@JohannesLionel.J House M.D.
My all-time favorite, House was the best character,
We need more doctors like this cause its threeapy and medical care all in one
I miss this show. It was super awesome
Love this guy...smartass n honesty..😮😂😮😂
this was the best part of the show… I wish wish wish we could do this in urgent care
Sometimes my contact gets folded in half and becomes trapped under my upper lid. Seems normal during the visual inspection.
Ugh had that happen it's so itchy!
Had to turn my eyelid inside out before it popped out. My eye was so dry and red for a few hours haha
It did happen to me once. I was worried I had lost them and I had an important event to go to. Then I thought maybe I should check again. Luckily I got it out in seconds. I did infact tell my friends who don't wear lens to terrify them.
I love House! He says everything Drs would like to
hahaha i love house hahaha speed running patients xD
They need to bring "House" back
Honestly if my doc sent me on my way that fast at a hospital id be more than happy
this is the type of observance I strived for in my youth. on TV it's remarkable and admirable. in the real world people just think you're a creep or a stalker.
The medical Sherlock Holmes! 😅❤
bro speedrunning the patients 😂
If only doctors today worked like this
If only it was like this in real life.
Loved watching House. He was short,sweet and to the point. In other words, brutally honest.
Love House.
I can relate to the contact lens guy got a pair to see if I would like them and the second day didn't realize that it had fallen into my shirt pocket and continued to try and get it. gave up and found out shortly later after it poked me in the chest.
The last one is crazy lol
loved this show so much truly a great binge
This is an example when a doctor does a speedrun of his patients
I love doctor house
If only doctors were this clear, concise! Mine would generally cut me off at one symptom tell me to make another appointment for anymore!
He's already a better doctor than most, considering he even looks at you when doing his job
Doctor house probably knows something the people at the place they didn’t-he looked at them and found what they got! 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro developed his sixth sense. That’s some high level pathophysio right there.
I friggin love House! Every hospital needs a House to work in the ER and do what he just did. ERs across the country would be empty except for REAL emergancies.
I love House
Dude would have is medical license removed so fast
Doc really setting the score for any% run top 1
If only doctors like this existed
This was one of my favorite funniest moments on this show. 😂
House: WORLD RECORD BABY!
Honestly that would be badass if Doctors were like that
I love this guy
literally how fast my doctor goes through his patients😂
House going any% doctor speedrun
Dr. House’s bedside manners were made for a prison infirmary instead of a general house😂
Dude straight up no filter😂😂
If only doctors were this quick irl
Fun fact, when i was younger i hated my glasses so much that i wore my contacts 24/7. One fell out while i was sleeping, i didnt know that and for hours i was trying to remove it.
I was pulling my eye out that whole time.
I rarely wear contacts now, especially to sleep.
This is so creative!
I would love a real life House 😂😂 he is hilarious!!
House was speedrunning.
The contact lense situation 🤣🤣🤣
He's like a mix between Psych, Sherlock, and that one doctor
House is my favorite. He's literally been in my dreams. Maybe, I watch the show too much.
Bro's speedrunning treatment 💀
Imma walk into a hospital and talk like this to random people.
Man is speedrunning those patients
Love this
He's basically the Sherlock of doctors.
When being to the point means so much!!!😂😂😂
Bro doing physician speedrun.
I love a doctor like House. Tells ya whats wrong without the whole dog and pony show.
Dr House and his Sassiness.Tell me more.Great prospects 😊😊😊
Great show.
House Hates doing Clinical Hours😂
“I can’t see… just kidding! I don’t wanna write my exam”
I cant with the guy trying to remove the front of his eyes😂