I got made fun of for saying I liked Diogenes during this stream but Jawsh choosing to make fun of me was out of my control so I won’t let it upset me because I’m a stoic and I have no enemies
Also if you are wondering how I know when this video came out so recently that I couldn't have watched the whole thing it's because I checked him live and saw it already live
What I was Expecting: Funny Singing Monsters making references. What I got: Jawsh *SCREAMING* over the stream and Funny Singing Monsters. I'm pretty certain he has enemies now.
This video has no enemies cause of the awesome manscaped sponsorship including the performance package 4 which is an absolute game changer for your hygiene needs
There is a mushroom monster in this game called sqout who canonically kidnaps little insect monsters and brutally beats them up to make drum music which gives them ptsd. They have no enemies, only victims.
I just love that my man altrive is sponsored. I went away for a bit but now I'm back and watching him be sponsored on youtube just makes me feel good :)
in my head MSM stands for my singing monsters. the msm composer app was sick (my memory told me it was free looked at it relatively recently and it wasn’t :( still cool though).
it's such a shame this video flopped in the view department, this is one of my favorite videos by you! i go back to it like every other week, and i die laughing every time
Jawsh complaining about philosophy is insane considering the stream where he ranted about Plato and the platonic forms for an hour. Jawsh should start reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.
if I had a nickel for every time I saw a popular RUclipsr coincedentally reference Rhythm Thief, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it' weird that it happened twice
Oh my God are you kidding i watched the vod for this Yesterday I'll repeat what i said under that video I am starting to think Jawsh isn't mentalky well because there Is no way he says the same thing 7 times acts like it's the First and then repeats the process Actually this Will probably make no sense because he probably won't things as many times as the VOD Nvm he was Just as annoying Kinda bummed they didn't include the bad apple
I loved this video but I could hardly hear any of the islands over jawsh and the rest of the fellas talking about how little amount of enemies they have
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Ok
Hi wholesome
Get that bag king
Bro commented one day ago
Stay on the grind and keep the enemies away
This feels the same as joining a friend group with preexisting in-jokes and being left on your own to piece things together
ONE PIECE!!!
i couldn't have explained it better
We did it guys we solved parasociality
enemy-having behavior
Guys I am in the friend group because I am personal friends with Dash. Not parasocial.
before this video, i had many enemies. after this video has shown me the ways of stoicism, i no longer have enemies. thank you dash.
before this video, i had no enemies. after this video, your enemies came to me and now i have enemies
@@Banan_Man_ what the fuck are those emojis
You’re my enemy
I read that as "thank you death" and I mean...it works.
Jawsh comparing himself to Shadow the Hedgehog made everything make sense.
Altrive kinda seems like the type of guy to have no enemies (he is too wholesome), but idk, I’ll have to check him live to find out
Just wait until he speaks of lions and/or pokemon
Now hear me out
You have no enemies, but no one believes you
Im stoic 🗿
and you die in 10 years
smashing that button 100%
I push the button because whether or not other people believe me is not important because I’m not affected by things outside of my control.
@@Jscon864I don't believe you
There’s no dislikes on this video cause Altrive has no enemies.
I have changed that.
@@buttermaster5236you're not his enemy, because he doesn't have any. He's too wholesome.
there are 48 dislikes...
altrive does not consider these dislikers enemies
Coming into this stream from the Alpharad raid, my brain was so fried after the 2 hours of listening to "I have no enemies, I'm stoic"
I got made fun of for saying I liked Diogenes during this stream but Jawsh choosing to make fun of me was out of my control so I won’t let it upset me because I’m a stoic and I have no enemies
This is one of the most mentally insane Altrive videos and that's really saying something
Also if you are wondering how I know when this video came out so recently that I couldn't have watched the whole thing it's because I checked him live and saw it already live
It's not insane it's stoic.
@@vinniepowell7438 So true bestie
Every time I hear the word stoic I just think about payday where stoicism means drinking whiskey to become invincible
@@LostBlade776i don’t have besties because emotions cloud my judgement and i don’t have enemies because i’m a stoic because it is what it is
The "Louvre Invasion" and "Goodbye to a World" performances could have honestly been anything and I wouldn't be able to tell over the gang's bickering
Finally, stoic nihilistic content creators that I can watch (not enjoy, because enjoyment is meaningless)
I couldnt hear 90% of the songs over Jawsh ranting and Altrive laughing 10/10
i should check him live...
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I’m not quite sure what happened in this video but I do know that Dash has no enemies, and that’s pretty wholesome.
Why would someone so wholesome have any enemies?
What I was Expecting: Funny Singing Monsters making references.
What I got: Jawsh *SCREAMING* over the stream and Funny Singing Monsters.
I'm pretty certain he has enemies now.
He has no enemies he's stoic
@@Primarina341 damn you right
She singing on my monsters till I have no enemies
Altrive has no enemies, jawsh has complained so much that he is enemies.
This video has no enemies cause of the awesome manscaped sponsorship including the performance package 4 which is an absolute game changer for your hygiene needs
Wow i should buy a razor from manscaped
pray to god you have good aim or else you will lose the game of life in 3 seconds@@sharkyyy134_bs2
I love how you can never actually hear the songs over Jawsh complaining
There is a mushroom monster in this game called sqout who canonically kidnaps little insect monsters and brutally beats them up to make drum music which gives them ptsd. They have no enemies, only victims.
Did Josh like, not take his pills today? This is like, the “Jawsh Unfiltered Experience.”
I’m guessing he watched Vinland Saga season 2
@@Junya01 one might say he has no enemies
white girls "try not to say like every 2 milliseconds" challenge (impossible)
@@Jakey726 erm, I’ll have you know that I’m like, actually not a girl, broski. I’m literally just a Californian dude. Like, come on
@@Jakey726 like, dude it sounds like you might like I dunno, have enemies or like something like that
dude I'm so happy there's another one of these videos theyre my favourite
Oh the misery. Every single person is my enemy
Can we rename this video to this video has no enemies (jawsh yelling for 18 minutes)
I never thought I’d see the day where altrive got a genuine ball hair sponsor
I love the videos where Jawsh is just going insane
I just love that my man altrive is sponsored. I went away for a bit but now I'm back and watching him be sponsored on youtube just makes me feel good :)
Shoutout to the VOD where you said there was no way you could make this a video
This video feels like “you have Uno”
Guys I can confirm, he has no enemies.
Joker Persona would never have enemies
Of course Jawsh is the average Reddit atheist. We could tell by how much he complains and ignores reality.
Happiest I've seen jawsh in a while
Jaws having no enemies for 18 minutes and 29 seconds
This video has as many enemies as Mr. Altrive could ever have
I FREAKING LOVE MY SINGING MONSTERS!
the virgin "nothing matters!!!1!" vs the chad "Everything has infinite worth, infinitely"
The first couple minutes before the ad read felt like a fever dream
He’s too wholesome
I cant believe this video has no enemies
I couldn’t even hear any of the songs. As someone who had no enemies, I’ve changed my mind this video is my enemy
Trying to watch a youtuber read a manscaped ad without picturing their clean shaven balls
6:52 I AM UNDERSOUPTALE SO HYPE 🤩
Wholesome and made me have no enemies
The fact y’all were talking over all of these songs makes me think I’m your enemy
quoting vinland saga in the title but putting vagabond in the thumbnail is definitely a thing you did
The shadow comparison knocked me out
i am enemies with this vi- *gets shot 50 morbillion times in the chest*
in my head MSM stands for my singing monsters. the msm composer app was sick (my memory told me it was free looked at it relatively recently and it wasn’t :( still cool though).
this is one of my favorite videos
This is incomprehensible
it's such a shame this video flopped in the view department, this is one of my favorite videos by you! i go back to it like every other week, and i die laughing every time
ikr hearing jawsh yapping and screaming is my fave kind of content
I watched the Chris chan video and I won't say it ruined my day because I'm a stoic and it is what it is
I hated every second of this. When's the next one?
My thoughts exactly
The Musashi thumbnail is a mental flashbang
Jawsh complaining about philosophy is insane considering the stream where he ranted about Plato and the platonic forms for an hour. Jawsh should start reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.
The stoic and inscrutable Duncan
Cris chan recycling is epic
I have no enemies that are currently alive
Saying "Ladies and Gentlemen" as a beginning to a Manscaped ad is rather ironic lmao
I came for the funny meme songs
I stayed for the pseudophilosophical discussion (because it didnt let me hear the funny meme songs)
this was the steam of all time
Before this video, I watched a video about developer trolling. After watching this video, I have no enemies.
He’s so wholesome
i want to tear out my eyesockets
I have no enemies because i use antiperspirant
I couldn't finish this video, Jawsh is actually my enemy bro
Omg altrive you are so wholesome 😍😍😍
i want to show this to my friend after she gets out of jail she’ll be so confused
never expected a Vagabond thumbnail and a VinlandSaga title on an Altrive Plus video of all things
your uncle is watching and glad you have NO enemies.
I cant stop thinking about altrives balls now after that manscaped ad
Another slithera classic
if I had a nickel for every time I saw a popular RUclipsr coincedentally reference Rhythm Thief, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it' weird that it happened twice
I know a person that's like endlessly obsessed with Rhythm Thief so I just can't see rhythm thief normally anymore
Jawsh was saying words
Oh my God are you kidding i watched the vod for this Yesterday
I'll repeat what i said under that video I am starting to think Jawsh isn't mentalky well because there Is no way he says the same thing 7 times acts like it's the First and then repeats the process
Actually this Will probably make no sense because he probably won't things as many times as the VOD
Nvm he was Just as annoying
Kinda bummed they didn't include the bad apple
This video goes hard
On that vinland saga type beat
No way I get to watch the vod and the video the same day
Much like Shadow, I am.
I feel like I'm having an aneurism and getting dementia while watching this video.
Jawsh is my favorite singing monster in this video
jawsh really said that he's a stoic because he listens to classical music after calling turkish march fur elise
Vinland Saga changed Jawsh's life to not be Dream's enemy
This Jawsh guy has no enemies
For not being upset about it, jawsh is quite upset about it all the time. Jesus, I can't even hear the msm
this video has 9 enemies
This is the worst day of my life
there were a lot of games I thought this video would be based on the thumbnail and title, My Singing Monsters was somehow not one of them.
The ad read in impact font
I loved this video but I could hardly hear any of the islands over jawsh and the rest of the fellas talking about how little amount of enemies they have
Nothing to do with Vinland Saga okay, good to know
can we do this video but with absurdism instead of stoicism that would be #swag #money
I was legit expecting more amogus
Guys I don’t know if you guys have thought about this, but I think altrive might not have ANY enemies 😱😱😱
me when I finish vagabond and vinland saga and real and I lay down all my weapons and I abandon all hate within my heart and I have no enemies
*I can’t believe the Mr. Beast song is from Deltarune! 😱* (I only played chapter 1)
Jawsh probably enjoyed Bioshock Infinite
I can't wait until Jawsh discovers Alisa Zinov'yevna Rosenbaum