Transcript: Friend: Hey, what’d you get for your birthday? Teenager: I got pie! Friend: Haha… Teenager: UUUUUU… Friend: AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird… Burger: Hey Joey, you wanna eat me? Joey: No thanks Mr Burger! Burger: But i wanna die! Murderess: Hey you wanna play catch the knife? Victimess: Sure! *Gets stabbed* Murderess: Man you suck at this game… Robber (V.O): This is a robbery… Hostage: AAH! AAAAAAAAA- Lunatic: Haha! They said i could never teach a Llama to drive! Llama: MAAAAAA- Lunatic: NO LLAMA! NO! Llama: MYAAAA- *Drives off a cliff* Dude 1: Hello Mine Turtle! Mine Turtle: Hello! Dude 2: Oh no! I am not stepping on you! Dude 2: *Gets crushed by Llama in car* Customer (O.S): Hello Burger! Burger: I used to be a pie! Customer (O.S): Oh boy! What flavor? Burger: Pie Flavor! *Spews out miniature pie* Customer (O.S): Oh! Murderer: Here hold this. *Sticks knife into Victim’s chest* Doctor: Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of… Baby Voice. Patient: But it’s Opposite Day. Doctor: *Baby Voice* Mugger And Cool Kid: You’re getting mugged! Mugger: AAH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?! Dad: Now son! Don’t touch that diamond! Son: *Touches diamond* Dad: Pfff! Screw you! Babysitter: Here comes the airplane! Fat Man: Aw! I’m so full! Murderer: *Pulls knife out of Victim’s chest* Victim (O.S): DAAAAA- Earth: AAH! Johnny: Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs! Bobby: Sure thing Johnny! *Sick beat* Johnny: I love it! Unicorn Head Man: I love it! Maid: Hey guy, hey! Smell my flower! Guy: *Sniffs* Hmmm! *Gets punched* Bully: I’m going to punch your DOG! Dog: *Gasps* Owner: TELL NO ONE. Traffic Cop: Hey Kid! You can’t skate here! Skater: You can’t tell me what to do! Skater: *Falls into hole* AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird… Cow: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What? No! Cow: Ya, me neither. Alan: What? Customer: I wanna be a pie! Pie: *Burning* No.. No. No! AAAAAA- *R.I.P* Kid 1: Kitten fight! Kid 2: No wait! I’m allergic to adorableness! *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… But it’s Opposite Day. Kid 1: *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! *R.I.P* Kid 2: I’M ALLERGIC TO ITSELF!!! *R.I.P* Prankster: Hey, it says “Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling” on the ceiling. Victim: *Looks up* Oh so it doe- Aw! You stole my lungs! Prankster: Gullible- Astrologist: Pfft! Screw gravity! *Piano falls up and down on Guy* Mother: Have you seen Suzie? Babysitter: No! I think she got outside! Mother (O.S): No Suzie! Don’t walk on the road! Babysitter: Hmm? Suzie (O.S): Look Mom! I made it! *Gets crushed by car* *R.I.P* Smug Guy: Nice hat! Gentleman: Thanks! Smug Guy: I was being sarcastic! Gentleman: Well i stole all our faces! Smug Guy: *Facepalm* Gentleman: *Facepalm* Dad: Hey Son! Catch! Son (Distant): THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT! THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT- _🎵Desmond The Moon Bear!🎵_ Desmond: How did i get- *Gets crushed by a ball* Musician: *Playing trumpet* Policeman: Hey! You got a license for that? Musician: *K1lls himself with trumpet* Policeman: ? Victim: Eh- Eh- Oh man, you ever gonna run out of muffins? Evil Baker: No. Victim: Eh- Eh- Eh- *R.I.P* Grandpa: What are you up to son? Cool Kid: I like trains. Grandpa: Ha ha ha. Yes you do. *Smiles awkwardly at camera* *Train horn* Stan: Hey Stacie! Do you wanna go to the prom with me? Stacie: Uh, i’m sorry, but i’m a ghost. Stan: But you’re not dea- *Gunshot* Stacie: Bye Brian… Bartender 1: Hey buddy, you want to take this outside? Bartender 2: Sure! Bartender 1: Wow what a lovely evening! Bartender 2: This is a really good i- Stacie: Bye Brian… Witness: The orphans… They’re all dead! WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD DO THIS?! Culprit: I did! Policeman: *Shoots at Culprit* Dude 1: Hey! You know who’s gay?! You… Dude 2: RRRR- Dude 1 (O.S): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON’T THIS! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN- Darling: Honey, do you like my new shoes? Harold: You are a chair darling. Darling: I CAN DREAM HAROLD. Psychiatrist: QUICK! DON’T THINK ABOUT CAT- *Gets shot* Mother: HAVE YOU SEEN THE BABY- *Gets shot* Loner: I am lonely. Jim: Goodbye World… Optimist: No wait! You have so much to live for! Mirror: Knock Knock! Doorman: Who’s there? Mirror: A mirror! Employee Lady: Miss, you need to pay for your food! Miss: Nope! *Walks away* Mugger: YOU GETTING MUGGED Q Q Q Q Q Q Actor: Piano! *Gets crushed by a piano* WHO’S- *Gets crushed by a cake* *Gets stepped on* Larry: What’s going on guys? Interventionist: Larry! This is an intervention, you need to stop breaking people’s necks! Larry: *Snaps person’s neck* What are you talking about? Interventionist: This intervention. Larry: HUH- AAH! AAAAAAA- Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer. *SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES* Doctor: Welp, the good news is you don’t have brain cancer anymore! This does not help… Patient: *Pineapple head falls off* Owner: You’re a pie! Skygazer: OH NO! GIANT FLYING SHEE- *Gets crushed* Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus! Time Traveller (V.O): Aw, crap. Time Traveller (V.O): It worked! *B.S.O.D* HUH? AAAAAAAA- Hatless Guy: Hey! Cool hat! *Gets swallowed by hat* *Gets crushed by a piano* Hatless Guy: WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS?! Sun: Hey Buddy, look over here! Haha now you’re blind! Sunglasses Dude: What are you talking about? Sun: Oh. Terrorist: Here hold this. *Hands over bomb* Terrorist: *Picks bomb back up* Thanks. *Both blow up* Terrorist: APPLES! Drill Sergeant: WHAT ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?! Mine Turtle: Hello! Drill Sergeanf: *Steps on it* Oh- *Boom* Conman: Hey! Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight? Realist: *Sticks carrots in eyes* OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Potato Killer: Die Potato! Potato: Noo... But it's Opposite Day. Potato Killer: OH NOOOOOOOOO- *Gets shot by Potato* *R.I.P* (I’m not doing the whole UFO scene) Eddie: You’re leaving me?! Babe: Sorry Eddie, i’ve met a real man. Big Baby: Wah. Tall Midget: I am a very tall midget… Stranger: You’re adopted! Daycare Worker: Aww! Look at the little baby! Baby 1: Eh! Daycare Worker: And now look at the big baby! Baby 2: You fool… Daycare Worker: Oh. Bully: I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! Cool Kid: I like trains. Bully: NOOO- *Gets hit by train* Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer. Patient: *DUN DUN* *RAINBOWS* Grandpa: What are you drawing Honey? Honey: I’m drawing a bear! Desmond: How did i get here? Hunk: Hey Baby, are you an angel- *Gets hit by train* Hostage: Save me Superguy! Hero: No. *Steps on Hostage’s foot* Hostage: AAH- YOU’RE A DIIICCKK… Tree Hero: I’ll save you! Tree Powers Activate! Hostage: AAAA- *Falls in tree shrub and and then on the floor* Potato Killer: Die Potato! Potato: Nooooo! Potato Killer: HEEERREEE *Throws Potato on Mine Turtle* Patient: Doctor, i’m afraid of hacks. Doctor: When did this all start? Patient: Well… AaAaAaAaAaA *B.S.O.D* *and now big baby* Boss: Steve, i’m giving you a promotion! Steve: :D *WAH* Boss: Yep! Now you’re fired! Steve: :C Gamer: Hey man! You wanna play some video games? Nerd: Sure! Gamer: Well you’re a nerd! Customer: I can’t wait to eat this- *Burger falls out of hand* AAH! *Burger gets flattened by car* Owner 1: Hey man, look at my new dog. Buddy: Oh yeah? There’s no dog. Owner 1: OOOOOOOO!!!!! Buddy: *Looks down* AAAAAAAA!!!!! Dog: *Panting* Trucker: Who parked my car… On their sandwich?! Singer: It’s you! Baby you… X4 Patient: Well… DJ: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! X4 Trucker: UUUUUUUEEEEEAAAA- *Explodes* (V.O):_Desmond The Moon Bear!_ Suzie: ;D Desmond (V.O): ☠️ *THE END* Suzie: WAAAAAA- Dog: *Panting* Owner 2: You’re adopted! Owner 1: NO WAIT! Woman (O.S): Ooh! A puppy! Father (O.S): Aww! Look at the little baby! Owner 1 And Buddy: *Continue yelling at each other* Extra: Weirdo: Ever get tired of being random? Digital Screen: IʌI Weirdo: Me neither. Cow: Yeah, me neither. Serious Dude: You can. Ender: *Presses The End Button* Crowd Guy 1: NOOOOO…. Crowd Guy 2: YOU’RE A DIIIICCCKKK…. Crowd Guy 3: YOU’VE KILLED US ALL!! *R.I.P For Everyasdf* Finally, i’m done!
2:53 inanimate insanity fist thingy
8:13 ngl that RIP in opposite day music goes so hard
Transcript:
Friend: Hey, what’d you get for your birthday?
Teenager: I got pie!
Friend: Haha…
Teenager: UUUUUU…
Friend: AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird…
Burger: Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Burger!
Burger: But i wanna die!
Murderess: Hey you wanna play catch the knife?
Victimess: Sure! *Gets stabbed*
Murderess: Man you suck at this game…
Robber (V.O): This is a robbery…
Hostage: AAH! AAAAAAAAA-
Lunatic: Haha! They said i could never teach a Llama to drive!
Llama: MAAAAAA-
Lunatic: NO LLAMA! NO!
Llama: MYAAAA- *Drives off a cliff*
Dude 1: Hello Mine Turtle!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Dude 2: Oh no! I am not stepping on you!
Dude 2: *Gets crushed by Llama in car*
Customer (O.S): Hello Burger!
Burger: I used to be a pie!
Customer (O.S): Oh boy! What flavor?
Burger: Pie Flavor! *Spews out miniature pie*
Customer (O.S): Oh!
Murderer: Here hold this. *Sticks knife into Victim’s chest*
Doctor: Sir, you appear to have a very severe case of… Baby Voice.
Patient: But it’s Opposite Day.
Doctor: *Baby Voice*
Mugger And Cool Kid: You’re getting mugged!
Mugger: AAH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!
Dad: Now son! Don’t touch that diamond!
Son: *Touches diamond*
Dad: Pfff! Screw you!
Babysitter: Here comes the airplane!
Fat Man: Aw! I’m so full!
Murderer: *Pulls knife out of Victim’s chest*
Victim (O.S): DAAAAA-
Earth: AAH!
Johnny: Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!
Bobby: Sure thing Johnny!
*Sick beat*
Johnny: I love it!
Unicorn Head Man: I love it!
Maid: Hey guy, hey! Smell my flower!
Guy: *Sniffs* Hmmm! *Gets punched*
Bully: I’m going to punch your DOG!
Dog: *Gasps*
Owner: TELL NO ONE.
Traffic Cop: Hey Kid! You can’t skate here!
Skater: You can’t tell me what to do!
Skater: *Falls into hole* AAAOOOHHH!!! That is weird…
Cow: Alan, are you a cow?
Alan: What? No!
Cow: Ya, me neither.
Alan: What?
Customer: I wanna be a pie!
Pie: *Burning* No.. No. No! AAAAAA- *R.I.P*
Kid 1: Kitten fight!
Kid 2: No wait! I’m allergic to adorableness! *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… But it’s Opposite Day.
Kid 1: *Kitten gets thrown at his face* Aw… AAAUUUGGGHHH!!! *R.I.P*
Kid 2: I’M ALLERGIC TO ITSELF!!! *R.I.P*
Prankster: Hey, it says “Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling” on the ceiling.
Victim: *Looks up* Oh so it doe- Aw! You stole my lungs!
Prankster: Gullible-
Astrologist: Pfft! Screw gravity!
*Piano falls up and down on Guy*
Mother: Have you seen Suzie?
Babysitter: No! I think she got outside!
Mother (O.S): No Suzie! Don’t walk on the road!
Babysitter: Hmm?
Suzie (O.S): Look Mom! I made it! *Gets crushed by car* *R.I.P*
Smug Guy: Nice hat!
Gentleman: Thanks!
Smug Guy: I was being sarcastic!
Gentleman: Well i stole all our faces!
Smug Guy: *Facepalm*
Gentleman: *Facepalm*
Dad: Hey Son! Catch!
Son (Distant): THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT! THANKS DAD I’M GONNA CATCH IT-
_🎵Desmond The Moon Bear!🎵_
Desmond: How did i get- *Gets crushed by a ball*
Musician: *Playing trumpet*
Policeman: Hey! You got a license for that?
Musician: *K1lls himself with trumpet*
Policeman: ?
Victim: Eh- Eh- Oh man, you ever gonna run out of muffins?
Evil Baker: No.
Victim: Eh- Eh- Eh- *R.I.P*
Grandpa: What are you up to son?
Cool Kid: I like trains.
Grandpa: Ha ha ha. Yes you do. *Smiles awkwardly at camera* *Train horn*
Stan: Hey Stacie! Do you wanna go to the prom with me?
Stacie: Uh, i’m sorry, but i’m a ghost.
Stan: But you’re not dea- *Gunshot*
Stacie: Bye Brian…
Bartender 1: Hey buddy, you want to take this outside?
Bartender 2: Sure!
Bartender 1: Wow what a lovely evening!
Bartender 2: This is a really good i-
Stacie: Bye Brian…
Witness: The orphans… They’re all dead! WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD DO THIS?!
Culprit: I did!
Policeman: *Shoots at Culprit*
Dude 1: Hey! You know who’s gay?! You…
Dude 2: RRRR-
Dude 1 (O.S): WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT MAN! I DON’T THIS! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I CAN’T EVEN-
Darling: Honey, do you like my new shoes?
Harold: You are a chair darling.
Darling: I CAN DREAM HAROLD.
Psychiatrist: QUICK! DON’T THINK ABOUT CAT- *Gets shot*
Mother: HAVE YOU SEEN THE BABY- *Gets shot*
Loner: I am lonely.
Jim: Goodbye World…
Optimist: No wait! You have so much to live for!
Mirror: Knock Knock!
Doorman: Who’s there?
Mirror: A mirror!
Employee Lady: Miss, you need to pay for your food!
Miss: Nope! *Walks away*
Mugger: YOU GETTING MUGGED Q Q Q Q Q Q
Actor: Piano! *Gets crushed by a piano* WHO’S- *Gets crushed by a cake* *Gets stepped on*
Larry: What’s going on guys?
Interventionist: Larry! This is an intervention, you need to stop breaking people’s necks!
Larry: *Snaps person’s neck* What are you talking about?
Interventionist: This intervention.
Larry: HUH- AAH! AAAAAAA-
Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer.
*SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES*
Doctor: Welp, the good news is you don’t have brain cancer anymore! This does not help…
Patient: *Pineapple head falls off*
Owner: You’re a pie!
Skygazer: OH NO! GIANT FLYING SHEE- *Gets crushed*
Stegosaurus: I am a Stegosaurus!
Time Traveller (V.O): Aw, crap.
Time Traveller (V.O): It worked! *B.S.O.D* HUH? AAAAAAAA-
Hatless Guy: Hey! Cool hat! *Gets swallowed by hat* *Gets crushed by a piano*
Hatless Guy: WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS?!
Sun: Hey Buddy, look over here! Haha now you’re blind!
Sunglasses Dude: What are you talking about?
Sun: Oh.
Terrorist: Here hold this. *Hands over bomb*
Terrorist: *Picks bomb back up* Thanks.
*Both blow up*
Terrorist: APPLES!
Drill Sergeant: WHAT ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?!
Mine Turtle: Hello!
Drill Sergeanf: *Steps on it* Oh- *Boom*
Conman: Hey! Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Realist: *Sticks carrots in eyes* OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Potato Killer: Die Potato!
Potato: Noo... But it's Opposite Day.
Potato Killer: OH NOOOOOOOOO- *Gets shot by Potato* *R.I.P*
(I’m not doing the whole UFO scene)
Eddie: You’re leaving me?!
Babe: Sorry Eddie, i’ve met a real man.
Big Baby: Wah.
Tall Midget: I am a very tall midget…
Stranger: You’re adopted!
Daycare Worker: Aww! Look at the little baby!
Baby 1: Eh!
Daycare Worker: And now look at the big baby!
Baby 2: You fool…
Daycare Worker: Oh.
Bully: I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
Cool Kid: I like trains.
Bully: NOOO- *Gets hit by train*
Doctor: Sir, i’m afraid you have brain cancer.
Patient: *DUN DUN* *RAINBOWS*
Grandpa: What are you drawing Honey?
Honey: I’m drawing a bear!
Desmond: How did i get here?
Hunk: Hey Baby, are you an angel- *Gets hit by train*
Hostage: Save me Superguy!
Hero: No. *Steps on Hostage’s foot*
Hostage: AAH- YOU’RE A DIIICCKK…
Tree Hero: I’ll save you! Tree Powers Activate!
Hostage: AAAA- *Falls in tree shrub and and then on the floor*
Potato Killer: Die Potato!
Potato: Nooooo!
Potato Killer: HEEERREEE *Throws Potato on Mine Turtle*
Patient: Doctor, i’m afraid of hacks.
Doctor: When did this all start?
Patient: Well… AaAaAaAaAaA *B.S.O.D*
*and now big baby*
Boss: Steve, i’m giving you a promotion!
Steve: :D
*WAH*
Boss: Yep! Now you’re fired!
Steve: :C
Gamer: Hey man! You wanna play some video games?
Nerd: Sure!
Gamer: Well you’re a nerd!
Customer: I can’t wait to eat this- *Burger falls out of hand* AAH! *Burger gets flattened by car*
Owner 1: Hey man, look at my new dog.
Buddy: Oh yeah? There’s no dog.
Owner 1: OOOOOOOO!!!!!
Buddy: *Looks down* AAAAAAAA!!!!!
Dog: *Panting*
Trucker: Who parked my car… On their sandwich?!
Singer: It’s you! Baby you… X4
Patient: Well…
DJ: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! X4
Trucker: UUUUUUUEEEEEAAAA- *Explodes*
(V.O):_Desmond The Moon Bear!_
Suzie: ;D
Desmond (V.O): ☠️ *THE END*
Suzie: WAAAAAA-
Dog: *Panting*
Owner 2: You’re adopted!
Owner 1: NO WAIT!
Woman (O.S): Ooh! A puppy!
Father (O.S): Aww! Look at the little baby!
Owner 1 And Buddy: *Continue yelling at each other*
Extra:
Weirdo: Ever get tired of being random?
Digital Screen: IʌI
Weirdo: Me neither.
Cow: Yeah, me neither.
Serious Dude: You can.
Ender: *Presses The End Button*
Crowd Guy 1: NOOOOO….
Crowd Guy 2: YOU’RE A DIIIICCCKKK….
Crowd Guy 3: YOU’VE KILLED US ALL!!
*R.I.P For Everyasdf*
Finally, i’m done!
Geez, how long did this take you?
@@WylieCanAnimateIt was edited multiple times because i couldn’t do all of this in one.
Off topic, but I LOVE that shirt!
Hey. It says "Hey. It says 'gullible' on the ceiling." on the ceiling.
(Looks up and sees the writing) Oh, so it-ooooh you stole my lungs!
Hey It Says “Hey It Says Hey It Says Gullible On The Ceiling On The Ceiling” On The Ceiling
(Looks up and sees the writing)
Oh, so it does… you stole my lungs.
You: “Gullible!”
9:52 “long live the king”
You're a professional at the muffin factory guys voice!
Oh yes:)
Oh so it does and you stole my lungs
The " no reccomendation" thing is now over so we can FINALLY reccomend
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boi is kinda weird
lmao