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New Kirby FINALE but some funny stuff happens
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- Published on Jan 19, 2026
- Failboat plays Kirby Forgotten Land Star-Crossed World DLC but some funny stuff happens FINALE
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I want you all to know Failboat spent like 30 minutes trying to find the HAL Room, featuring me playing charades between Dan & chat while having never seen it for myself
it was more like 2 hours lmfao
You did your best, all things considered lol. I was watching and it was hilarious!
I got so annoyed with him that i grabbed my switch and found it for the first time myself 😭
I hope the full thing is in the compilation
@dragongoldexe2143 Just doing it yourself after wathcing Failboat suffer is so badass 😭😭😭
I have literally been ignoring everyone else playing through this just so I can watch these videos blind. I'm too invested in the plot
Got to the end of the video
I'm now going to live my life at 100 mph.
Yea
Literally same.
Me too
You and me both partner
Failboat: “amazing song to speed on the highway to.”
Meanwhile, failboat a few years ago: “Kirby would not jaywalk.”
Kirby is a good, respectful, obedient abider of traffic laws...
until he gets in a car.
Or a car gets in him, either's fine.
@fedethegreat88but he let the ducklings cross. He’s probably neutral in terms of aggression.
I hate to break it to you, but the Planet Robobot vids were 3 *years* ago 😭
@legionoflegion8504???
Edit: oh god you’re right.
@fedethegreat88 THE ORB'S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED
Galacta Knight has been relegated to Potential Man status
Meet Potential Warrior!
"He has the potential to destroy planets"
"His next appearance will be insane!"
"Just wait until he comes back in a new game"
Give me liberty
Give me fire
Give me hype-up statements
Or I retire
"Was" and "when" but never "is"
Use my power to escape after being unsealed while destroying everything to make my pursuers lose me? ❌
Attack some random dudes who didn't even wanna fight me, knowing getting my rear beaten again means being sealed again? ✅
0 planetary feats
0 main story relevance
3 statements from insane beings calling him a "galactic threat" (all three got their rears beaten by Kirby right after)
@fedethegreat88Well we know Meta Knight beat him so they're on the same ballpark at worst (UNLESS he was weakened by being sealed but across thousands of lore bits I've NEVER seen that) so I don't think anyone cares how strong Galacta Knight is in reality.
@fedethegreat88 i like to imagine Meta Knight wrote this after completely humbling Galacta.
@TriforceZard He's like an intentional potential man
Always has been.
“I love speeding on the highway.”
Man, what an opener.
2:36 I was honestly with him on this. Because it is called a galactal and galacta knight has that exact hole on their mask.
I mean, the hole in galacta knight's mask is curved and the hole in these guys aren't
When he started the crackpot theory I already got this same capsule and beat the dlc and knew that he would go crazy after seeing it
Wait if Void incarnations take shape based on what you feed it, would starry power create a being who seeks to seal evil?
They also even have his curved devil horns, and the pink goop inside is very similar to his orb body. As soon as I saw the name in RTGame's playthrough I was convinced it was Galacta Knight, and even after the official end of the game when it wasn't him, I was sure he must be at the end of the new True Arena. It's very strange that they explicitly referenced him visually with the crystals, horns, and 4 pointed star shapes just like his mask, only for it not to be confirmed how all of this relates to him. Maybe it's just to reference it, since the Forgotten Land is in another parallel dimension, so maybe the Galactals and everything around Meteonelfilis are just dimensional mirrors to Galacta Knight. Now that I think about it, the orb form for Meteonelfilis does remind me a lot of Dark Mind's final form with his vertical eye, who himself came from a parallel universe.
I hope all of this gets expanded on eventually, maybe with another full installment in the Forgotten Land universe where we visit other planets, and maybe have another Meta Knight side mode that Galacta can make his scheduled appearance for. Or, Galacta might just be gone forever, absorbed into Morpho Knight permanently. Which would be a shame.
@boppertron4929 The next Kirby game:
"Oh boy, is this it? Is this the final showdown with Galacta Knight? Omg, we're finally going to learn more about him! You know, considering how long he has been around, I think it's about time we got to learn more about his past, and how he got his reputation of being a galactal threat. I can't wait, I can see his silhouette coming up just ahea-"
🦋
"..."
"😰"
Other kirby RUclipsrs “wow this game looks so cool
Failboat “so this song is for when I’m running from the cops”
"anyway, CORKBOARD OF LORE!"
Kirby's hobbys:
Eat
Hug
Escaping the Prison like Henry Stickman
23:34 the figures are actually pretty detailed with his lore connections........
What does It say ?
@LeoRoosebrouckstuff about his relation to elfilis, his abilities and so on(not going to spoil it on RUclips comments until the ex z cup video is out)
"It'll be Galacta Knight! It'll bind the Kirby lore together!!"
ALWAYS BET ON ELFILIS AGAIN FOR SOME REASON
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM BABY, LET'S FIGHT THIS WEIRD SLIGHTLY DEER-SHAPED ENRAGED DEMI-GOD AGAIN HELL YEAH
I mean, it's technically not directly elfilis, just another of the same species. Or I guess based on the naming convention; Elfilis is the species, with Fecto being called that because it's the perfected form of an Elfilis.
Also, funnily enough, because Genewl is specifically referred to in game with male pronouns, that means that Fecto being referred to neutrally wasn't an accident or just a feature of their species, Fecto is specifically enby!
Woke kirby be like;
Love without specifying gender
Genderless modified humanoid
wait these are both already in kirby-
Deer shaped? (In poyoish)
*Eats a car*
DRIVING IN MY CA-(in poyoish)
Ngl I was severely disappointed when it was just retextured elfilis again 😐
@DumConeDev a screaming bishop?
See the reason why I called them a screaming bishop below, spoilers tho for Deltarune
(I wanted to call roaring knight screaming bishop so it wouldn't be a direct spoiler)
God the HAL room search was AGONIZING. Especially the part where he abanonded the Spring like "I thought I had something :(" and assumed it wasn't the solution
Wrong timestamp
@CatLeone2003Confused because I never put in a timestamp, but it's there? Well, I deleted it now.
Especially when the *ONE WORD* made us add 15 minutes to the timer,I’m guessing the original commenter ment “container box”,but it screwed us over so much
11:08 I think that Moonlight Canyon Labyrinth is understandably a low tier speeding song if you're casually speeding; BUT, if you happen to be speeding while keeping a million dollar artifact in your car, pulling off the greatest heist of all time underneath the moonlit night in the middle of a bustling metropolis, then the song goes up a couple tiers
Incidentally, "Revenge of Steel Wings" from Kirby's Dream Buffet also serves this purpose extremely well, probably even better
Oh hey Christopher moon
Haven’t seen you in a while
Which is surprising cause you’re everywhere lol
The great Christopher Moon from some Revtrosity videos!😄
Writing a comment that would TAKE TOO LONG to read it for education🤯
It's a good song while you are getting ready to start driving, and before speeding on the highway
BREAKING NEWS: crazed man who knows too much about Kirby lore spotted speeding on the highway while blasting kirby music
22:25 - I wasn’t really paying attention to the video so this bleep followed by “happy pride everybody” made it sound like he said the other f-word
I thought that was the intent?
13:00
"At first I didn't care about mouthfull mode."
**Casually bets $300 on carby before the overview trailer of the base game.**
Devs: "Hey remember Elfilis?"
Players: "Yeah?"
Devs: "Here's his brother have fun!"
Genwel: *CHUCKS A WHOLE ASS BUILDING AT YOU*
The fact that he went back to the "but some funny stuff happens" titling JUST for these Kirby videos made me nostalgic 😭😭
During this stream, "speeding on the highway" essentially become the new "which kirby character would jaywalk" and I was all for it.
Nice.
now we need jaywalking on the highway while someone speeds on it at 100 mph
@Azurebolt_MitoIf you could heart your replies I would because this genuinely made me laugh 😭
24:05 ah yes… sooon…
A moment between now and the heat death of the universe.
As an eternal being, anything that happens before the heat death of the universe is soon for me.
Galacta Knight is actually alluded to in one of the figures, where it's implied that the Starries were the ones to seal him away.
wait really?? which figure :O
@bleub5763 Planet Protector Starries. The description reads: "The Starries are full of mystery. Where are they from? Where do they go? Spirits born from gems, they're also called children of the stars, as they often sail blissfully through space. It's said they once crystallized a fiend capable of destroying the entire galaxy."
@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bvFR?
@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bv so wait he's now galaxy level? That does explain why he's called GALActa.
@TheNintendoNerd-wd7bvAre we sure that figure wasn’t just talking about Meteonelfilis?
4:09 DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
@actofrek6797 HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A WOLF
Hey that bump is shaped like a deer
Got damn it, I wanted to said it
@actofrek6797 driving in my car right after a beer hey that bumb is shaped like a deer
HEY THAT BUMB IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
23:12 what about the routes?
18:40 "You throw another moon at me, and I'm gonna lose it"
Except it's a building
11:28 2 years since Failboat said "They're sending the whole venn diagram at us" in a Splatoon video and I only just now understand what it means
20:24 funny that he mentions that.... because there's a certain _leitmotiff_ that i noticed exists in this phase
well i didn’t so what is it
@ersw415it's galacta knight's leitmotiff.... And funny enough it plays shortly after he mentions this on stream
If you don't believe me just search "song of radiant theia" on the third phase
Edit: also, in the Japanese version, the starries figure that states they "once sealed a fiend capable of destroying the galaxy" is made more clear that it is, in fact, galacta knight
@idosarts_and_krafts leitmotif*
@HowDoYouPronounceGIFah, my apologies, autocorrect kept changing it and i didn't realise it was leitmotif until very recently
6:55 This isn't octo Expansion, dw
22:30 The juxtaposition between "I almost called him a f*****" and "happy pride everybody!" is diabolical
Failboat reaching deltarune theorist levels of insane is fucking sending me and I love every second of it
God the manicure peticure facial massage thing unlocked something primal from my childhood.
Honestly same! The cadence unlocked something in me that I forgot was there!
What’s the reference…
SPOILERS (I think)
For anybody wondering what the forgotten land text at 2:22 means, it says "I was right about Galacta Knight but that's a spoiler."
How can you translate it?
also he wasn't right:(
@TroboTicTacI just looked up “Kirby and the Forgotten Land alphabet” and found an image for translation.
Lol he WASN'T right though
@DarkonFullPowerI think he meant that he was right about the Starys being the ones who sealed Galacta Knight
Thanks for the translation. Also I thought the date was a reference to the 86 Transformers movie but it turns out that it was 2 days off.
22:29 I'm sorry did my family friendly streamer just call it ****? Deserved.
"All your theories are wrong, bye"
-Someone at Hal probably
"Kirby songs to speed along the highway too" is the new "Which Kirby characters would jaywalk?"
4:45 dark and light, prophecy, the legend. I can't believe Kirby is turning into deltarune
Don't forget hitting humanoid kind of deer things with a truck.
Also, Deltarune also turned into Kirby with the titan.
Eventually they will be the same thing.
The Roaring Galacta Knight
And a musical prophecy no less
@OddFrog125 Attack of the Killer Susie
5:59 snowgrave route
*♥ Proceed*
Kirby got stronger!
9:00
Driving in my car!
For legal reasons failboat is not speeding down the highway and this is all hypothetical
8:38 The default music that plays during this sign mouth section (Rally Raid Speedway) is also an S tier song for speeding on the highway.
40 seconds in and he's already talking about vehicular misdemeanors. Absolute cinema
0:35 THE FAILURE’S CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A mod
@Silver5kull
HEY THAT BEAM
LOOKS LIKE AN ATTACK
@Yi_sang_but_very_idealBEAM ATTACK ILL GET HIM NEXT TIME
is this a reference to DELTARUNE, the hit game made by Toby Fox, the same person who made UNDERTALE in 2015?
@kmu_forever Correct
Guys…… I THINK Failboat likes Kirby. I know, I sound crazy right now (mainly because of the foam coming out of my mouth), but I JUST GOT THIS FEELING, OKAY?!🤔
Why in the world would you EVER think that? /j
In all fairness, Genwel does have some direct connections to Galacta Knight. The naming scheme for the Galactals; the whole crystal thing (perhaps the starries were also the ones who sealed away Galacta knight?); parts of his theme playing during the last phase of the fight. Here’s a crazy theory: Chaos Elfilis absorbed some of Morpho Knight’s power, so perhaps Genwel absorbed some of Galacta Knight’s powers during his travels
it's all but confirmed the Starries did indeed seal away Galacta Knight, according to the figure you get for finding all of them in the DLC
4:35 bro stuttered and said stuttered.
20:15 4yo me in preschool flexing the fact that i know what a circle is
Speeding on the highway
You don't need Matpat, if you have Failboat
The boat is matpat incarnate
Nah failboat is matpat’s predecessor
I miss Matpat
True
We have matpat at home
I've been keeping myself spoiler free for this video
4:21 insert dess being run over joke here
22:10 rest in piece, Donverse gun Kirby.
A Fullspeed Farewell goes hard while speeding on the highway.
You know, hypothetically speaking….
If you want some heavy Kirby lore connections I recommend you to listen to the secret track you unlock after beating the new arena (NEICHEL's unfinished track)
Really hoping someone does the first two steps of the Macarena
One Maca Two Maca,
Only first 2 though. Not a bigger number. It can only be first 2.
@bobproctor4168 agreed we can’t do the next 7
2:15 can we have a chart where pedestrians are extra points
15:59 I have a question… what if that thing, galacta knight and the butterfly would fuse?
12:22 driving in my car, right after a bear
Hey that bump is shaped like a dear.
8:00 kinda giving ultrakill layer 4 vibes
Omg Yes!
2:07 I like to think that Dan isn’t actually saying anything bad and it’s just randomly censored
I watched the stream,I don’t think he said anything bad…
11:48
Kirby:ILL GO 100 MILES! AND HOUR!
14:55 it's the Undertale entrance
The fallen bed lump
scaring away not just the maidens but everyone in a mile radius
16:38. IS THAT THE ROARING KNIGHT
18:39 BUILDING ATTACK
the genuine first thing I thought of when I saw this attack was that one Lythero moment in the Silver video lol
“That’s an entire building!” *(Anither moment I thought of was from Lythero’s Sonic 06 video with the “I sure hope this building doesn’t fall on top of me.”)*
Cant wait for a new kirby game in the next 7 years
18:27 Tell me this man’s doesn’t look like a Pokémon tho
The crystals are actually parasites that took power from galacta knight which made him weaker
4:57 Sadly no
Would've been cool
Ah well, Juno and MotI will give it lyrics eventually
JUNO MENTIONED
When i talk about the lore of games i love people get annoyed but i enjoy listening to other people talk about the lore about there fav games
THE HAND! 17:56
20:17 pov: you know what a circle is
21:50 PROJECT MOON REFERENCE?!??
9:10 THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
5:28 “OH YEEEEES!”
"Snowman, sorry."
I wonder what the bosses pause screen description says
THE BOAT HAS ARIVED, NEXT STOP: KIRBY VIDEO!
Glungus bungus
0:10 what if instead of galacta night it was fart
Genius
"what if instead of galacta knight it was fart" ✍🏻🔥🔥🔥
Like not even fart-lacta night or galacta fart. Just fart.
🔥🔥✍️🗿🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥
13:45 wispy is here for his revenge
4:15 pilgrimage, like, pilgrims from... h-hollow knight silksong?!?!?!
awoofy silksong confirmed
Aw hell nah bro
Genwel Meteonelfilis
(Jen-well Me-tee-oh-nell-fill-is)
The music. IS REALLY GOOD
My dad has a car that can go 200 mph
14:02 how can you miss the stary yelling
It might be rare but i absolutely LOVE whenever you lore analyze. We all unite here with passion for kirby and aaaa I just could listen to you talking about lore for hours
18:05 i understand why the people left the forgotren land now cause wth is this
I swear, 100 miles on the highway will become the next jaywalk talk
1:15 who on earth goes 40 on the highway
2:22 the signature says “ I was right about galactic knight but that’s a spoiler”
If there are maybe more jambastion hearts these could be alternate ancients due to the alternative nature of forgotten land from Kirby's universe.
The problem is in the lab there's something that looks a LOT (like, identical) to the lor starcutter, meaning that the resident of the forgotten land probably where the ancients.
3:05
The Galactals also have the same star like shape on their mouths like Galactal Knight has.
Oh no this is starting to get crazy
Kirby's chariot cannot be stopped.
7:34 Epstein
12:32 I did the exact same thing first playthrough 🤣
HELL YEAH NEW FAILBOAT VID
Hey failboat maybe don't confess to crimes in the first few minutes of the video
‘I Love speeding on the highway’ tbf same Dan, it’s fun I’ll admit
17:14 I didn't get that attack so I couldn't see that it transformed into the guy from squeak squad
MOD idea( idk how to code) Kirby but every 1m we give him a phobia 😂
20:03 I've been searching for what this sound effect is, does anyone know?
The Ed, Edd n Eddy voice as chat gave me a flashbang and it scared the hell outta me
6:05 Noelle has gotten stronger
For her neutral special, she wields a gun
@MargitGaming *healing in reverse intensifies*
Kris, meet my secret brother. His name is *Genwel Meteonelfilis*