The funny thing is that Superman literally has the power of a GOD...yet most of us would agree with him and want to be Batman just so we could have all that money🤣
Idk how he's not more popular than Chris just like I thought Charlie Murphy was substantially funnier than Eddie although they were both hilarious it's crazy
Lmao he’s the cool friend with the cool house & he’s probably not married so he doesn’t have an overbearing wife(let’s face it after decades of marriage somebody’s gotta be the bad guy) so that’s why they smoke at his house....he might not smoke a lot but the niggas he sell it to do lol
It’s a tough question. Superman though could easily take whatever he wants. Batman is mortal... though ra’s pit is available to use... and if I am Batman I can choose to use it. Superman can dress up like Batman... I have to go with Superman.
Superman can take a lump of coal and make a diamond tough. Or take a trip out there in the galaxy to a planet that rains diamonds. Live a long long time. I don't know about being Batman.
I tend to not watch standup unless it's a legendary standupper. But I had to watch this one because he said "Puff Daddy." When was this set? "Puff Daddy" is his deadname. That is very disrespectful. He is to be called "P. Diddy" or "Brother Love."
@@itsneverlupus5544 Tony rock has been in comedic circles for a couple decades, never have I heard a funny set or even a good joke. Nor have I ever heard any other comics praise his efforts. So Chris could've invested 1 mil in rental property years ago an allowed him to manage at a nice 5 figure salary. Property today would be worth millions and he could stop embarrassing himself and Chris posing as a comedian. You don't see nas brother jungle out here posing as a m.c. , took nas paper an is doing wonders with Queens bridge ventures in the I.T. arena.
Superman can crush coal and make diamonds on the spot. Superman is such that humanity's money or fame holds no value to him. I didn't find this skit funny one bit, just a reminder that all of these characters from Marvel and DC were made as if black people don't exist other than in projects or menial jobs as Tony Rock suggests.
Lol this is the actual reason that DC gave on why Lex Luthor, the smartest man in the DC Universe, couldn't figure out that Clark Kent is Superman. He couldn't fathom that a godlike being would just be a geeky loser reporter, it wasn't just the glasses that fooled him.
Imagine being born a regular ass person in a planet full of people who can fly and have heat vision and then coming to Earth as a baby and learn to live life with even more regular ass humans and work with them...
i saw this comment before watching, halfway thru i was like “nah this kinda wack but i’ll see it thru”, coming back after ur right that was like funny but real
Nah. White folks in the south are still white and they're in the sun all the time. Arabs are in the sun and they're not black. Australians, asians, white people that live in africa etc. So no, Superman doesn't necessarily have to be darker in skin tone because he gets power from the sun. The reason he is white though is for the same reason why most superheroes are white; not only were they created by white people (therefore, they would make a powerful version of their own skin color), but also when superheroes were created, black people were even less equal than they are now in the eyes of the whites, so the idea of a black man being powerful was not only unheard of, it was threatening to the white people's way of life
I’d hate to be superman cause then you’d realistically have to apply real world physics whenever superman saved someone falling from a building he’s technically slice them into 3 equal pieces trying to catch them
@@myles9313 unless he flies to them and matches their speed before sliding his arms under their body to... Oops, took too long and they just hit the ground lol.
@@myles9313 And how the heck does he fly? I get super leaps or something like that but he just stays in the air for no reason. I guess you'd have to get a degree in physics if you wanted to be Superman
Actually, errr 🤓I’m sorta a superhero cartoon nerd, ER, DER! 🤓 and 1 time in the Superman ‘TAS’ cartoon, Supes told Lois at work how he’s really Superman in disguise and that’s why he’s so fast at finding and reporting on stories to squeeze her outta the byline 😂 she didn’t believe him, of course!
Met him a couple years ago @ a club in Tampa. Such a kool down to earth person. Went to his show the next day. He was funny the entire time. Very unrated comedian.
@@qownsqud3207 He actually can but he chooses to live a modest life, like his parents. Don't forget he could make any Technology he wanted to because his planet is 1'000's of yrs ahead of us. he can turn those black rocks into diamonds and sale them for lots of money. He says he doesn't need that though. 😁
It's called a joke bro We've already heard: DC is coming out with a black superman movie. There have been black Kryptonians in the main DC Superman line since some of the mid 1960s issues, so....
At the rate things are going, Will Smith will be playing Abraham Lincoln in the next Lincoln movie, with Halle Berry playing Mary Todd. Or, it may be the other way around, by the time they make another Lincoln move, to make it extra woke.
You know that superman could just go diamond hunting at dem mountains and come with whole pile of them and dig oil without the equipment and maybe locate it using his vision thing and sell all that stuff and maybe his spaceship then invest in some crazy expensive business dahhhhh
@@parkouratheight Superman and Bruce Wayne have the alter egos of Clark Kent and Batman. Superman is always Superman, he just cosplays as someone with no meaningful responsibilities.
@@tarod3 it's actually said many times in different version that Batman is his true self in some Bruce is "dead" but Batman is still there because he retires Bruce Wayne
@@tarod3 Who is Superman when he's not Superman? Clark Kent. Who is Batman when he's not Batman? Bruce Wayne. And if y'all want to get super semantic about it, Superman grew up as Clark Kent and took the name Superman when he became a hero. So his "identity" is Clark Kent. He grew up on Earth. Saying Superman is always Superman is like saying Lady Gaga is always Lady Gaga.
@@parkouratheight if Lady Gaga could end life on earth whenever she felt like it, you’d have half a point. It’s a shame you’re being obtuse about the nature of identity, this could be fun! But as to semantics, he never stops being a superman.
He is just like Chris lol. But Chris is a little more animated. I like both
The shoes on the telephone wire joke was awesome. Definitely took the opportunity to change the perspective on that part of the hood.
That’s is true about if Superman was black. Luke Cage didn’t bother to put a mask or nothing. He was whooping people ass in Jeans and a hoodie lol
And with his costume it was some metal crown thing that barely even fit his head XE
Facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Weed talk is Soooooo Extra 😂...🖤me some Tony Rock!!!!
Why doesn’t he have tons of films? This man is funny.
He got similar mannerisms to his brother
We all do...
Similar mannerisms to their parents?
@@tremellk Fair point
@@local1925 Possibly, but I've never seen their parents in real life, so I can't confirm
I wonder why ...
Batman can fight crime with gadgets.
Super man can fly around the world.
Me- I work till 3 everyday and I'm home at 12 😂
Tony is wearing the frick outta those pants my boy. 😏😂😂
The funny thing is that Superman literally has the power of a GOD...yet most of us would agree with him and want to be Batman just so we could have all that money🤣
What good is ya money if it’s burned up 😂
I mean, if you had superman powers, you could easily win millions
Have u see the power of God
Led based paint in the projects 😂
Was it a year or so ago when black people on twitter thought they had super powers? 😂😂😂
?
Naw I remember. It was sometime last December.
I thought that was the black folk in the BLM riots. They can loot a whole Target in a single bound.
Chris rocks brother?
Yes, his younger brother
Indeed
You might remember him from the show "everybody hates Chris"
Even though he is, he's funnier and far less annoying
I had to google it when I saw the name. His voice is similar too
Idk how he's not more popular than Chris just like I thought Charlie Murphy was substantially funnier than Eddie although they were both hilarious it's crazy
Tony Rizzock!! Crazy as Idk wut!! 😂😂😂😂
Yes he is
So underrated
Rock on.
That dude who doesn't really smoke but everybody smokes out at his place. Do u host bbq's for the neighborhood?
Lmao he’s the cool friend with the cool house & he’s probably not married so he doesn’t have an overbearing wife(let’s face it after decades of marriage somebody’s gotta be the bad guy) so that’s why they smoke at his house....he might not smoke a lot but the niggas he sell it to do lol
I was thinking more, we dont really hang with him but we kick it at his pad all the time.
I want more of his stuff
Got that rich kid energy. Wheres Chris rock. We all know he gets his haircut with a sharpie.
😂😂
😆😆😆
If I was Superman I could BECOME a billionaire lol
JNCO still in business?
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Who is tony rock?
It’s a tough question. Superman though could easily take whatever he wants.
Batman is mortal... though ra’s pit is available to use... and if I am Batman I can choose to use it. Superman can dress up like Batman...
I have to go with Superman.
Chris more popular but this dude is funnier
Superman can take a lump of coal and make a diamond tough. Or take a trip out there in the galaxy to a planet that rains diamonds. Live a long long time. I don't know about being Batman.
Flying still beats money 💯
Handsome
I appreciate the fact that he's not annoying like his brother
His brother is one of the greatest comedians of all time.
Stop hating
@@rjtherenegade7743 it's called an opinion
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
III
Ain't nobody batman can't beat given he has prep time.
Lol. Batman is average.
Batman beat Superman.
Tf when I click I thought I said Chris Rock
Why is folks nem jeans so big
I tend to not watch standup unless it's a legendary standupper. But I had to watch this one because he said "Puff Daddy."
When was this set? "Puff Daddy" is his deadname. That is very disrespectful. He is to be called "P. Diddy" or "Brother Love."
Shut up we can't keep up with the Puffy, Sean John, Sean Combs, Dirty Money nonsense. Hardly disrespectful when he changes his name every 2 years
Superman has a much larger life span lol you could just not be a reporter and acquire more wealth
I'd rather be Superman.
Imagine being a great stand up comedian, and your lil brother won't just go be in real estate and invest your money.
Explain
@@itsneverlupus5544 Tony rock has been in comedic circles for a couple decades, never have I heard a funny set or even a good joke. Nor have I ever heard any other comics praise his efforts. So Chris could've invested 1 mil in rental property years ago an allowed him to manage at a nice 5 figure salary. Property today would be worth millions and he could stop embarrassing himself and Chris posing as a comedian. You don't see nas brother jungle out here posing as a m.c. , took nas paper an is doing wonders with Queens bridge ventures in the I.T. arena.
@@rmpriester -- Its simple: Tony wanted to be a Comedian, not a Realtor.
Superman is still Superman when he is Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne has to become Batman. This is going to go over alot of heads🤣🤣🤣.
Batman is always Batman. Bruce Wayne is the act.
I disagree because black men keep their super powers secret all the time.
Recycled jokes not funny
He stole the beginning premise from another comedian
Deion Cole. Lots of comedians have done the weed+deep thoughts thing
I think a lot of people smoke weed bro.
He has done that setup for that joke before, like a really long time ago. That might be what you’re thinking of
Superman can crush coal and make diamonds on the spot. Superman is such that humanity's money or fame holds no value to him. I didn't find this skit funny one bit, just a reminder that all of these characters from Marvel and DC were made as if black people don't exist other than in projects or menial jobs as Tony Rock suggests.
Imagine being a literall god and working a regular ass job
Lol this is the actual reason that DC gave on why Lex Luthor, the smartest man in the DC Universe, couldn't figure out that Clark Kent is Superman. He couldn't fathom that a godlike being would just be a geeky loser reporter, it wasn't just the glasses that fooled him.
So Jesus?
Imagine being born a regular ass person in a planet full of people who can fly and have heat vision and then coming to Earth as a baby and learn to live life with even more regular ass humans and work with them...
@@alexhenao7072 and knowing your entire species is extinct. Gotta me tough.
Tell me about it
This joke went nothing like I thought it would go. Genius
i saw this comment before watching, halfway thru i was like “nah this kinda wack but i’ll see it thru”, coming back after ur right that was like funny but real
Seeing how Superman gets his power from the Sun he’d have to be melanated in real life 🤷🏾♂️
Damn!!! 😅.....How I ain't think of that 🤣🤣??!!!
Nah. White folks in the south are still white and they're in the sun all the time. Arabs are in the sun and they're not black. Australians, asians, white people that live in africa etc. So no, Superman doesn't necessarily have to be darker in skin tone because he gets power from the sun. The reason he is white though is for the same reason why most superheroes are white; not only were they created by white people (therefore, they would make a powerful version of their own skin color), but also when superheroes were created, black people were even less equal than they are now in the eyes of the whites, so the idea of a black man being powerful was not only unheard of, it was threatening to the white people's way of life
Now that’s deep
@@JD-go2qj they don’t get powers from the sun tho fam
@@JD-go2qj I mean is it a coincidence that the race that uses the least amount of sunscreen has the best athletic ability. 🤔
So basically
Superman > Batman but Bruce Wayne > Clark Kent
and Tony Rock is hilarious
I mean Batman regularly whips supermans ass
Yeah this is a pretty obvious decision, I would definitely the Batman/Bruce Wayne. You can't even decide which car you can drive if you Bruce Wayne
I’d hate to be superman cause then you’d realistically have to apply real world physics whenever superman saved someone falling from a building he’s technically slice them into 3 equal pieces trying to catch them
@@myles9313 unless he flies to them and matches their speed before sliding his arms under their body to... Oops, took too long and they just hit the ground lol.
@@myles9313 And how the heck does he fly? I get super leaps or something like that but he just stays in the air for no reason. I guess you'd have to get a degree in physics if you wanted to be Superman
"Billionaire playboy" to be accurate...
Philanthropist
@@omareslamelwakil4564 you beat me to it. “Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist”
@Liquid Lullaby yes, that's the joke
Love the Superman in the ghetto joke😂
Chris's brother rocks👌
A-ha niiice
He's funny. Hope to see more of his standup.
He's not new at this, he has like 20 years worth of material you can look up
What the point of you having internet. 😅 Tony's been around for years.
That mopping 🤣🤣☠️☠️
I'd be Batman too😂😂
Actually, errr 🤓I’m sorta a superhero cartoon nerd, ER, DER! 🤓 and 1 time in the Superman ‘TAS’ cartoon, Supes told Lois at work how he’s really Superman in disguise and that’s why he’s so fast at finding and reporting on stories to squeeze her outta the byline 😂 she didn’t believe him, of course!
Well she was meeting Superman and didn’t know it was Kent because of some damn 🤓 😂 she wasn’t the brightest
Solid routine- thanks for the comedy!
Met him a couple years ago @ a club in Tampa. Such a kool down to earth person. Went to his show the next day. He was funny the entire time. Very unrated comedian.
One of the best jokes ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
Superman is superman he was born as superman.
I'm watching this now after the Puff Daddy thing
Closing joke too righteous 🤣
He reminds me of original Eddie Murphy a little.
This is how I first knew about Tony Rock
Damn those are some big ass pants.
90's hommie
@@deskryptic this clip isn't from the 90s though.
@@TheAllianceEnt styles
Gotta be custom bc u can't even find old school pants like that anymore
Superman of course, he doesn't need gadgets, planes and cars lol
Nah but he cant afford no gadgets, planes, or cars. Gimme Batman all day
@@qownsqud3207 He actually can but he chooses to live a modest life, like his parents. Don't forget he could make any Technology he wanted to because his planet is 1'000's of yrs ahead of us. he can turn those black rocks into diamonds and sale them for lots of money. He says he doesn't need that though. 😁
@@qownsqud3207 he doesn't need a plane he grabs Lois and off it goes lol
You mean he’s all muscle and not smart enough even with all that strength to become wealthy and innovative?
@@Homentertainement2 only when they write him dumb like that..😄
The weed debate should've been, who got more money, Bruce Wayne, or Tony Stark.💯
Agreed
Superman can never NOT be Superman. He is Superman, Clark Kent is his disguise.
Clark kent is clark kent superman is the disguise.
Batman all day every day he got every weakness in his belt to win against anybody Good or bad heroes
I'm telling you that you are wrong. We're having a black superman real soon!
It's called a joke bro
We've already heard: DC is coming out with a black superman movie. There have been black Kryptonians in the main DC Superman line since some of the mid 1960s issues, so....
@@alexhenao7072 no way bro ;)
At the rate things are going, Will Smith will be playing Abraham Lincoln in the next Lincoln movie, with Halle Berry playing Mary Todd.
Or, it may be the other way around, by the time they make another Lincoln move, to make it extra woke.
Meteor man
Facts in the 1960s Superman was originally black but due to racial issues they made him white
hes good.
I would rather be cat woman
Yeah but Clark is friends with Bruce so he has access to financial stability if he needed it.
you dont need to depend on friends bra especially financially
@@mayasiboyana1062 not sure what you are talking about
You know that superman could just go diamond hunting at dem mountains and come with whole pile of them and dig oil without the equipment and maybe locate it using his vision thing and sell all that stuff and maybe his spaceship then invest in some crazy expensive business dahhhhh
Great set
hes nothing like his brother... this had a realness to it. LOL
"Superman never fought a black guy"
Ummm hello? Bloodsport?
Can't see through lead? That was a stretch. His weakness is kryptonite. Could have incorporated the crips into a joke.
Id be Clark kent because he chooses to be just the regular guy, he can do or have whatever he wants just by choice, lol
Tony is what Chris used to be. Hood funny!!!
If you were Superman you could have all the money if you wanted
Had me dying
He looks like the son of Charlie Murphy and Chris Rock.
I thought it was Chris Tucker by the picture lol
Whos pants hes wearing though???!!!
If Chris rock and Eddie Murphy had a baby
Get him baby. 🤣🤣🤣
Mehhh
This didn't age well.
Ain't that Drew!!??😂😂😂
Wow that was TERRIBLE!!!
Your actually wrong...
Do he have a channel ?
He has it backwards. Superman is an alien. Clark Kent is the alter ego; he's just Superman by default.
He said "when he's not Superman" and "when he's not Batman." Nothing to get backwards.
@@parkouratheight Superman and Bruce Wayne have the alter egos of Clark Kent and Batman.
Superman is always Superman, he just cosplays as someone with no meaningful responsibilities.
@@tarod3 it's actually said many times in different version that Batman is his true self in some Bruce is "dead" but Batman is still there because he retires Bruce Wayne
@@tarod3 Who is Superman when he's not Superman? Clark Kent. Who is Batman when he's not Batman? Bruce Wayne.
And if y'all want to get super semantic about it, Superman grew up as Clark Kent and took the name Superman when he became a hero. So his "identity" is Clark Kent. He grew up on Earth. Saying Superman is always Superman is like saying Lady Gaga is always Lady Gaga.
@@parkouratheight if Lady Gaga could end life on earth whenever she felt like it, you’d have half a point.
It’s a shame you’re being obtuse about the nature of identity, this could be fun! But as to semantics, he never stops being a superman.
😂😂😂😂it's the Rock!!!!
Superman can own them world if he wanted I’d still be Superman.
Batwoman
Dude looks like a combination of Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy at least in the thumbnail he did lol
Bro look like a mixture of Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock…