My favorite episode of "The Fresh Squids of Inkopolis" was when Callie got angry at Uncle Philounder when her real dad came. "How come he don't want me, man?" will forever be the greatest line in TV history...and it was totally adlibbed! Callie was actually crying and she threw that line in there. Even MARIE was crying backstage, apparently! I wish the Squid Sisters would act in more movies, they're great.
Who needs him. he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first Splattershot but I learned didn't I?... And I got pretty damn good at it didn't I Uncle Phil? Got thru my first day without em I learned how to use Sub Weapon, I learned how to launch, how to set traps without him 14!! great birth days without him, never sent me a damn card! TO HELL WITH HIM!!!!! ... I Don't need him then and I don't need him now. Nah, you know what Uncle Phil I'mma get thru Training without him I'm gonna get thru my first Turf War without him! I'm gonna marry a beautiful Inkling Girl and have me a whole bunch of squid kids! I'mma be a better father then he EVER was and I sure as HELL don't need him for that cause Ain't a damn thing he can EVER teach me bout how to love my KIDS!!! ...*SOB*... h-how come I ain't Fresh man...
Brawlcats29 ***** When a couple of Octolings, they were up to no good Started making some trouble in Inktopolis I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and are you a kid or a squid?
Brawlcats29 I gurgled and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my Charger and sent me on my way She gave me some snail shells and then she gave me my Splatfest submission I put my Dog shirt on and said, 'I might as well ink it'
nuclear Protocol First splat! Yo, that was fast! Shooting white ink on people, what an inktastic blast! Is this what the people of Inkopolis live like? Hmm? This might be alright!
In west Octovally born and raised, On the testing ground is where I spent most 'a my days Shooting dual squelchers outside of boyaah-base! I got in one ranked battle and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with the squid sisters in Inkopolis!" or something
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Wait till you hear this I'll tell you how I became the squid of a town called Inkopolis In west Squidadelphia born and raised In the Turf Wars was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all fresh And all shootin some ink thinkin' we were the best When a couple of kids who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got furious She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Inkopolis' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange ink out of a champagne glass. Is this what the inklings of Inkopolis living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, snobby kids Is this the type of place that they just send this fresh squid? I don't think so I'll see when I see it I hope they're prepared for the squid of Inkopolis Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a kid who looked like a Octoling standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was weird-ish But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Inkopolis' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I finally got this To sit on my throne as the Squid of Inkopolis
Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, about how I became the third agent of the squidbeak splatoon
TheGeekyGamersLPs there's a big difference between helping shitposters and beingn their comment section and yes, that was me in can i sit with you's comments
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My favorite episode of "The Fresh Squids of Inkopolis" was when Callie got angry at Uncle Philounder when her real dad came.
"How come he don't want me, man?" will forever be the greatest line in TV history...and it was totally adlibbed!
Callie was actually crying and she threw that line in there. Even MARIE was crying backstage, apparently! I wish the Squid Sisters would act in more movies, they're great.
Sciencebro I've always been a fan of the Coralton dance.
Cory in the house is better bruh
***** Coralton is great, but no one beats Geoffreef's iron wit.
The SwagGod prophet Of Cory Leo Coraly in the Reef
Sciencebro Best comment.
Behold...the hidden Squid brother
WILL SQUID
Gill smith
Gill Squidth
Gill Fish
Bill Gates
Bill Murray
it's funny b-cuz the sisters' motto is "STAY FRESH!!". they obviously took inspiration from the freshest of them all.
The long lost brother of the squid sisters will squid cuddlefish ,
can Will Smith tell me the maps along side Callie and Marie
Casual Chris his name is the fresh squid to you
"Here we got the *side glance* ahem, Kelp DOME!"
Casual Chris Will Squid.
Daniel Hoodlum Will Squirt
Casual Chris Will Squidth
Inkopolis city, born and raised,
On the battlefield where I spent most of my days...
***** Chillin out maxin stats in all fresh and all...
Shootin out ink on the floors and on the walls
When a couple of squids with some weapons to wield
Started shooting their ink on the battlefield
I got in one little battle, but Judd said "Defeat"
So I went to Octo Valley to get back on my feet
*splattlefield
"KEEP MY WAIFUS NAMES. OUT. OF. YOUR. FUCKING. MOUTH!"
This fits even more now since the Squid Sisters’ catchphrase is “Stay Fresh”
Fish Rock: "Wow! Will Squid just splat the sh*t out of me."
Who needs him.
he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first Splattershot
but I learned didn't I?...
And I got pretty damn good at it didn't I Uncle Phil?
Got thru my first day without em
I learned how to use Sub Weapon, I learned how to launch, how to set traps without him
14!! great birth days without him, never sent me a damn card! TO HELL WITH HIM!!!!!
...
I Don't need him then and I don't need him now.
Nah, you know what Uncle Phil I'mma get thru Training without him
I'm gonna get thru my first Turf War without him!
I'm gonna marry a beautiful Inkling Girl and have me a whole bunch of squid kids!
I'mma be a better father then he EVER was and I sure as HELL don't need him for that
cause Ain't a damn thing he can EVER teach me bout how to love my KIDS!!!
...*SOB*...
h-how come I ain't Fresh man...
+Joe Smoe I broke down.
+BotanicSage [BS] Truly the saddest moment in Fresh Squids of Inkopolis
+Joe Smoe LMAAAAAOOOO AND THAT EPISODE CAME ON LAST NIGHT TOO
curse you for making me laugh and sob inadvertently....my feels can't make any head or tails over that dialogue.
Oh, but you are fresh. Hell, one could say you're a...a Fresh prince!
This deserves to be personally escorted to the national archives
This was inevitable. Thank you for making this dream a reality.
I’ve listened to plenty of mashups before and they’ve all been good but this one is exceptionally good...
Truly this is "fresh."
I'd like to belive this foreshadowed the idol Trio that is Deep Cut
at this point I feel like Callie and Marie could be used to back up anything and everything upbeat and funky
With Will Smith alongside the Squid Sisters, they become the freshest trio!
Time for _Le Custom Lyrics Comment Chain_.
In west Inkopolis born and raised
In the Turf Wars is where I spent most of my days
Brawlcats29 Shellin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And I was shootin' some inklings outside the pool
Brawlcats29 ***** When a couple of Octolings, they were up to no good
Started making some trouble in Inktopolis
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and are you a kid or a squid?
Brawlcats29 I gurgled and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my Charger and sent me on my way
She gave me some snail shells and then she gave me my Splatfest submission
I put my Dog shirt on and said, 'I might as well ink it'
nuclear Protocol First splat! Yo, that was fast! Shooting white ink on people, what an inktastic blast!
Is this what the people of Inkopolis live like? Hmm? This might be alright!
bob smith Should have said "inktopol-hood"
Another upload, so quick.
MaoKittyMaoMao 3fast6me
Now we just need the beat from the fresh Prince on it.
That's what she said.
This is a perfect jam to play when playing during Splatfest.
The freshest Prince + the Freshest Squids= Freshception.
In west Octovally born and raised, On the testing ground is where I spent most 'a my days
Shooting dual squelchers outside of boyaah-base!
I got in one ranked battle and my mom got scared and said
"You're moving with the squid sisters in Inkopolis!"
or something
Never stop
Your splatoon mixes give me life LOLLL always bangers
Man...I wish I was Will Smith in that picture..
For "research" purposes eh?
TheGeekyGamersLPs *Insert Tsoukalos meme here* "Squids"
+Sylberin :^)
TheGeekyGamersLPs Design is on point, something most developers have forgotten a long time ago.
TheGeekyGamersLPs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is such a bop
Those "couple of guys" are probably Octarians.
Racist
@@skyvirus9706 yeah but this comment was before the octo expansion relase so it really isn't their fault tho
RACIST
dear god six years ago
I’m crying
This... this was perfection. Might just be one of my new favourites of yours now.
My thanks for bringing us a smile as per usual, Sage.
Fire. Deserves an award.
This goes to well together
that was fresh triple q!
Um...wrong mixer.
It's cheezetime (that's the joke, my friend)
PersonMan lol
PersonMan I dunno how you can confuse them this doesnt have Oppa Gangnam Style in it (jokin)
Aurum Pickle (o really)
Such a good mashup, love these Botanic
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Wait till you hear this
I'll tell you how I became the squid of a town called Inkopolis
In west Squidadelphia born and raised
In the Turf Wars was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all fresh
And all shootin some ink thinkin' we were the best
When a couple of kids who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got furious
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Inkopolis'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange ink out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the inklings of Inkopolis living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, snobby kids
Is this the type of place that they just send this fresh squid?
I don't think so
I'll see when I see it
I hope they're prepared for the squid of Inkopolis
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a kid who looked like a Octoling standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was weird-ish
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Inkopolis'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I finally got this
To sit on my throne as the Squid of Inkopolis
Seven years and this comment has stayed at only 5 likes.
There is no hope for this world.
My favorite 90s show and my favorite video game... Combined.
THEY BOTH JUST GOT EVEN MORE AWESOME!!!
Playback speed:
Normal - Fresh
1.25x - XTRA FRESH
This is still amazing even though some parts were not partly matched. I rate this 9.3/10. "Stay Fresh." ~ Geofcraze634
Geofcraze634 good your a good kid yup
This is the single greatest thing ever
Damn. That was exceptional.
Your spalatoons mashups are really the best, and I've never played the games :u
What if the idol for Splatoon 3 is Will Smith?
Thank you for this blessing you have given us
Goose bumps. Thank you for this.
omg they mix in syncrom this is immpresive
This right here is why I sub to you and always look forward to your remixes.
AND YOU SPLAT GEOFFERY
AND YOU SPLAT GEOFFERY
AND YOU SPLAT GEOFFERY
AND YOU SPLAT GEOFFERY
AND YOU SPLAT GEOFFERY
i diddnt know i needed this until now.
You have a Gift for finding songs to go with Fresh Prince...
Oh hey Triple-Q, I like how you did this mashup, way to go!
I didn't even see this remix. Good thing I noticed. Great Remix!!
WHEN YOU PLAYED THE GAME AND WATCHED THE TV SHOW
base BotanicSage delivers once again
Play this at my funeral
that's some quality fan art bro.
Why does this go so well
Stay Fresh, Prince.
Como es que recién descubro esto? Está muy genial XD ❤
Best Splatoon mashup
Almost a year now, this is still the best song ever.
WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL!?
All your remix' are amazing. Don't stop!
Interesting recommendations..
WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO GOOD?!
This still can't touch "Fresh prince of 3d world"
thats remix is perfection
TheAmazing_OMEGA i don't agree... maybe it's because of the lower pitch
Shane Conley no, not lower pitch, I just think that the they, the SM3DW theme and the fresh prince theme, blend a lot better than this song
TheAmazing_OMEGA by that i mean the pitch in the fresh prince part of fresh prince of 3d world is what prevents me from liking it
Nah fresh prince of Bob omb battlefield is great
That was inkteresting.
Yo, BotanicSage be dropping these sicc beets
Krill Smith
This is freaking glorious.
oh this is clever! i love both, prince ali and splatoon!
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR NOW!
Sage, you're a music mixing God.
Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there, about how I became the third agent of the squidbeak splatoon
Just what I needed
I found this after watching deemonator. you sir, have earned my subscribe and like
deemenator*
Yes. This convergence of dank memes pleases me.
Now this is my jam.
Speechless.
YOU!!! Only you could have made this video!
You cannot be more fresh than this song. It is impossible.
Will Squidth..The embodiment of the 90's, Squids, and dance music. Never since Tidal Tempest have I seen such a hybridable song.
This the greatest song that ever hit my ears.
HOW AM I JUST COMING ACROSS THIS!?!
Never change, Sage
he will stay fresh
TheGeekyGamersLPs my videos might be bad, but they aren't intentionally shitposts
TheGeekyGamersLPs there's a big difference between helping shitposters and beingn their comment section
and yes, that was me in can i sit with you's comments
My 2 favorite anime openings
They should make it so if you play this song into the wii u mic while playing splatoon it bumps up your freshness to entirely new levels of fresh.
Next Splatfest
Will Smith better be dancing in Inkopolis.
YESS FINALLY FOUND THIS OLD GEM... WELCOME BACK NOSTALGIA
Will Squid Kid is my personal favorite actor in the history of TV.
The freshing thing i've ever heard.
This on is much better than the last BS! Nice job ^^
Now this is pretty fresh
I wonder if he'll do a sequel to this. Y'know, cuz the new splat Tim game
Fresher than subway.
Fresher than mentos
+marco piancone Fresher than a prince in Bellaire
oh my god this is goddamn glorious
this is basically deep cut when u think about it
Gill Squidth, music shop owner, let's you play various splatoon mashups of popular songs, we need this.
Fantastic intro!!!
Thank u Sendai
Man, is there anything this song doesn't go perfectly with?
AYY WILL IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY :]]]
That is cheating sage fresh Prince goes with everthing but I still love it. Stay fresssh!
YES!
Splatoon Remixes! :D So amazing!
We should play sometime! August Update Hype!