Why the US Government Has a Secret Chicken Stockpile
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- Опубликовано: 3 фев 2021
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Ah, this explains why my email is full of complaints about how bad the jokes are on this channel.
Brick.
Your jokes sucked
Real engineering x HAI. Omg thi- sorry I'm thinking too much
Yes hello police, I'll like to report a MURDER!!!!
lol
HAI: No way feds sat through a video about bricks.
Also HAI: *got bullied into making a video bricks by viewers because of a running joke*
I think we will sit through it you agree?
Let's bully him some more the next time he does a brick joke.
@@wheneggsdrop1701 I agree
@@wheneggsdrop1701 wait u seem familiar... wait are you the egg from the video!!!!
The title is a bit obvious US and secret and eggs.
“MR.PRESIDENT THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE CHICKENS!”
“...DEAR GOD WE ARE DONE FOR!”
Egg Inc was right...
Oh god
Do you know how bad this is???
OH, EARLIER, THEY WERE FINE, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND OUT,
CIVIL WAR II AHOY!
@@IAmAnItalianPizza As an American, guns are pretty cool so fuck it civil war II lets go
Biden advisors: they found out about the chickens.
Biden: chickens? What are chickens?
Jokes aside, I was genuinely enjoying the bricks
Same.
Same
I swear I was so ready to see them mix n match the different colour plasters😅
it would actually be cool to explain the difference between bricks. because i was going along with it
...same xD
Even chickens have higher security clearance than me
Duh
Well unlike you, they can keep a secret
Wait a minute...
I know who Q is now!
Yep. And all it costs is their children. Small price to pay.
and the capital
I feel like for April Fools he's going to start off talking about the CIA, and then change subjects to talk about bricks.
That would be hilarious
nice
Interesting idea... or rather...
... _Half_ as Interesting!
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions I see what you did there
"There's no way the feds aren't watching yet, so let's talk about bricks."
Meanwhile on Alien RUclips:
"Why the Galactic Federation Has a Secret Human Stockpile"
It's called "Earth". They have been harvesting us for decades.
._.
@@jeffbenton6183 ;)
this could imply that chickens are aliens
@dbergac recently though something went wrong and a visitor who didn't properly comply with sanitation measures accidently infected "Earth" with something called "COVID-19"
When you're actually beginning to be really interested in the bricks intro, then your bliss is destroyed by secret anti-virus spy chickens.
i do want to see the bricks intro actually get a full episode cuz i was super interested in that! >.
Just edit together all the brick intros.
Isn't there already a full documentary on Nebula for bricks?
Edit: For clarity, Wendover was the one who made the Nebula bricks video, not some other RUclipsr.
@@Blade_Of_Heaven huh if u say that too...then there must be
@@ZNotFound lol yeah but we wont be able to bully him...jk
Yes I would like to see a full brick video
WE DEMAND A FULL VIDEO ABOUT BRICKS
If you subscribe to curiositystream/nebula with whatever code he's got up to get a discount, there is a 40 minute video where he talks a bit about bricks.
@@JouvaMoufette Some of us are too poor for that, even with discounts.
go to nebula, its only 3 bucks per month iirc if u use the curiosity bundle link
If Nebula became free by letting in ads, it could have overtaken RUclips to become the best platform for watching videos.
@@Think_Inc if it let in ads, the point of it would be ruined
The “Wars on Drugs, Poverty, Poor People, and Cupcakes” line gave me a sad, but good laugh!
Also the Middle East, Asia, North America and itself
@@capreesan302 ,
3:36 Your body doesn't develop antigens, it develops antibodies against the virus's antigens
Dont mRNA vaccines make your bodies make antigens?
@@adanactnomew7085 Yep, but what HAI is describing isn't an mRNA vaccine. 🙂
The man gave a disclaimer before he said that did he not?
@@adanactnomew7085 Yes, but the goal is still to have your body develop antibodies against those antigens. Just one more step.
Yes he didn't phrase it correctly. In the vaccine he was talking about the antigens would be on the inactivated virus from the eggs and you would make antibodies against them. The viral vector and mRNA COVID-19 vaccines use your body's cells to make the antigens that you will develop antibodies against. Kind of wish he would have elaborated given the hesitancy from people on vaccines. I'm betting a lot of people are now assuming the vaccines are from chicken eggs.
Can we all take a moment to appreciate "Egg McMuffinfluenza"?
I'd rather appreciate the clip he used when talking about killing the virus.
@@loganhoffner4178 Yeah but I mean... That's just some really good word play here
Had a bite of Egg mcmuffin just before that line...
Covid McGriddle
I come for chicken
I stayed for Bricks
Come for the cock, stay for the rock.
“United States government chicken stockpile” sounds like a conspiracy theory
The “CHICKENS” are hiding the secret BIG PHARMA 5G
Never touch “chickens” they are all government spies!!!
@@genericchannelname4110 oh my god, I just realized chickens are birds and BIRDS AREN’T REAL, these “stockpiles” must be large government drone repair stations, if I end up dead in the next few days the CIA killed me, you gotta tell everybody what we found out
cause it is. I think at this point we all know that all the claims of preparedness by the US are propaganda & there's no secret prepping of any kind
Well, in Skyrim chickens would report your crimes. Coincidence? I think not!
@@genericchannelname4110 No, you got it all wrong. Eggs are the vaccine to COVID, and the government is producing fake non-vaccine eggs for some reason! To find real vaccine eggs, go to [SITE REDACTED]. Oh, and a backup link: [SITE REDACTED AGAIN]. And if that doesn't work, why are you doing this? Stop deleting my links- [SERIOUSLY THE VACCINE EGGS TASTE BAD, GET A LIQUID VACCINE FROM PFIZER]. /s
Just imagine getting lost in an area with no cell reception, going to an unassuming farm to ask for directions, and the FBI taking you to a Supermax prison.
Imagine that happens all the time but you will never hear from those people again!
I bet if we compiled all the brick skits together we'd get the full brick video lol
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
I don’t appreciate your lack of enthusiasm when talking abt bricks
Ikr, i actually found that interesting
“If you watch these videos I imagine you also like learning” Nope. I come here for the dry humor.
"...but hey, what are the odds of that?"
*"Yes."*
HAI: "You have to kill the virus"
Also HAI: _shoots the virus_
A virus can’t exist in a dead host 🤷♂️
@@diamondstrings5212 oof DAMN
@@nizarb.arsantaka2740 hey it’s what Greenland did in my plague inc. game
@@diamondstrings5212 I interpreted that the person was the virus, which was a sick burn. Dunno if that's what you meant
solution as old as time, if it's a problem shoot it
Home Intruder?
Bothersome lock?
Demons?
just shoot them.
"To make sure the US is prepared for a pandemic."
Me: *laughs*
Me also:*Chuckles*
The usa:In *Danger*
Thanks for commenting a joke that hai said and we all heard
US : We prapared for (influenza) pandemic!
Covid-19 : Yes, I am influenza, Yes---
Well the best flu rate was only .2% in 2019 so they must be doing something right.
They were prepared for a pandemic, just not the kind of pandemic they actually got.
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ITS THE SPECIAL CHICKEN THAT GOES INTO KFC'S CHICKEN, IT CONTAINS THE 11 HERBS AND SPICES NATURALLY
*in a shady voice* "You got the stuff?"
"Cluck!"
"Excellent"
Eggcellent*
Please don’t start a pun chain.
That would be eggcruciating
@@diamondstrings5212 I won't I would get egghausted fast
@@diamondstrings5212 On the contrary, I'm eggcited.
You all eggravate me
Many commenters: Release an episode on bricks!
Me, a Nebula user: Imagine not having access to the brick episode. Perhaps I don't need to bother visiting RUclips just for the comments anymore.
i cant tell if this is a very clever way of getting me to pay to nebula or HAI did really release a video on bricks on nebula
@@eggeggedict5847 I can confirm there is an actual real video on bricks there, and its pretty long too
I don't like that nebula doesn't have a comment section.
@@eggeggedict5847 brick video confirmed on nebula
@@eggeggedict5847 There's a 40 minutes video on Bricks by HAI/Wendover.
"stonks go woosh"
Yes. That's... Basically summarizing it
Except it’s not. They didn’t, they crashed, and would you have us locked down forever? You know people have to work right?
@@user-px8ez2bo5n
Nothing is short term with government, it would have been permanent and how exactly do you intend to pay for it?
And masks? How exactly would that have helped? Those surgical masks and pretend cloth masks do NOTHING to protect you, they filter NOTHING, viruses will go right through those things, they are there to make you feel better, that is all. If you want an effective mask you have to have an N95 (a real one, not a chinese fake kn95 mask) or a respirator, all of which were and remain in short supply. See any real N95s at the store lately? What about last March? So where would these masks have come from?
Protect others? Having healthy people where masks does not do that. Don’t know if your healthy? Think you might be infected? Wearing the mask under your nose also does not do that. Constantly adjusting it and taking it in an out of pockets also contaminates your hands which SPREADS the virus, they are supposed to be used once then thrown away without touching them. How many people do you see wearing them right let alone handling them right? None? Thought so.
So tell me again how the masks help?
"There's no way the feds would have sat through all that"
_I_ would have sat through all that.
I love that he made a code with bricks. Cause every “bricks” video is about “bricks”
I dont get it there is no code in this thumbnail...if you mean like the one with the binary that said bricks
Only the nebula subs will get that joke. That was never released on youtube
US: Spends untold millions preparing for an influenza outbreak.
Corona: Ha ha, I go brrrr.
US: :O
Well actually this would still be useful any virus is gonna need a breeding ground to create enough virus to make vaccines
Or not
1:16 - 1:23
Mans summarized the entire 2020 year in 7 seconds. noice.
I've been learning about clay alot and the bricks genuinely had me interested
Government: stockpiles chickens
People: stockpile toilet paper
Man, apocalyptic movies missed the mark about how humans would react in front of a pandemic
Finally brick vide- damn it.
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
This one is real
Just want to say great job on the writing in this video. Always enjoy the content but this one was especially good (eggcellent even). Appreciate the hard work.
Keep the hilarious jokes and bad puns coming!
Your videos are equally funny as they are educational. Perfect mix of humor and facts!
The feds are starting to get suspicious of all of the brick videos.
3:37 you develop antibodies not antigens. Antibodies attack antigens (antigens being the proteins on the shell of the virus in this case).
Not that this is necessary in the video, but you actually develop memory lymphocytes that produce the antibody, so that next time you get infected they can produce them very quickly.
Thanks for not making another lame chicken joke that isn’t funny.
Very true. And if you're getting your immunology education from the HAI comments section, well ...
@@richardholmes2268 I'd make one myself but I'm too chicken
I love how dead inside you sounded when you did the brick part.
Legend once said when you gather every brick clip that was made, Half as Interesting will ascend into Full as Interesting.
Oh boy, I sure love when the video starts with "this video is about bricks"
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
I like the way he even makes bricks interesting
I love how blunt you are in this video 😆 Subscribed!
You know you're a true fan when you find the brick-facts and other such intro clips very interesting!
Next video on Wendover Productions:
The logistics of flying chickens
Every time when the brick sequence starts...
Every time I get excited.
Every time I want to learn.
But every time it's only a cover.
Every time I am disappointed.
I am sad.
What's the point of a brick less life?
I cry for i don't know.
Not a poem.
*HAI Real Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
Finally the brick video!
1 minute into the video: Oh nevermind
Finally another brick video!! We were waiting so long...
"but do you know who's really top chicken?, We're top chicken" Cgp Grey
What video
@@xfinity1348CGP Grey's animal domestication video
> Kill the virus
> Video shows gun
Yep. I love this channel. So, so much
That person that was making that omelet deserves imprisonment.
he sounds so defeated when talking about bricks lol I appreciate the video boss, as Maximus would say 'are you not entertained?!'
They kept me in that stockpile and I got out barely alive.
*NO DON'T PICK ME UP PLEASE NOOOOOO-*
Bruh your profile pic looks like a booty
Can't make an omelet without you know.
so, do these eggs just get destroyed, or do they get regularly sold when there isnt an influenza pandemic raging at the moment?
That must be how the Egg McMuffinfluenza he mentioned fits into the equation... 🤔
That's what I'm wondering too
That's what I was wondering. I mean, you could hold onto the eggs through part of their useful period and before they go bad, cook them all into dehydrated or frozen scrambled eggs, and use them for military rations or something.
They sell them to Bill Gates so he can test the new viruses he’s making
They are used to make the giant omelette in Neopets.
Damn, I just love this channel
The amount of shade in one video was amazing!!
Can we get the video about bricks but unironically? I'd totally watch that not gonna lie
its on nebula
Wait really?
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
Hai: bricks
Cia: aight imma head out
I was thinking that was how they got chickens to test airplanes against bird strikes, but then again, that’s Wendover territory.
I love how his voice sounds so defeated during the brick part
Donald is gone, they no longer need this to keep him supplied with McNuggets
When will I learn to not fall for your trolling. I need to stop getting my hopes up for the brick video
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear wg
He’s made a 40 minutes brick video on Nebula.
To be fair it's not a video that talks about bricks for 40 minutes, but it does talk about bricks and is 40 minutes long and is worth the watch
Whenever he has to talk about the US government his go to topic is BRICKS
"ok there’s no way the feds would sit through all that" LOL
At this point if he started selling HAI Commemorative Bricks he could probably make a lot of money
i unironically want an entire video on bricks, he makes it sound so interesting
go on Nebula
You know you’re in for a good video when Sam goes on about bricks for a solid minute.
I liked all the jokes. Especially safe guarding the eggs so the Easter rabbit 🐇 doesn't steal them 🤣
I am adding this to another of my brick videos playlist
Well this video actually went really well, you need to give that Brian McManus guy at REAL ENGINEERING a raise
“If you watch these videos I imagine you also like learning”... me hearing this watching this video when I have class I’m supposed to be in lol
Pretty sure sam is releasing the brick video one clip at a time. 2 years from now we will need to stitch together all the brick intros to get our deserved brick video
The US is more prepared than we thought, only for chicken eggs though.
and yet it's children are still starving, cause apparently it couldnt' get the eggs to them to eat
Damn those brick facts were really interesting...
Ik
Disappointed
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
“if you want to calculate the odds of that, write the number one on a piece of paper”
I love how every time he does that intro its new facts about bricks
Great video, but at 3:36 I think you meant to say that the body produces antibodies (as opposed to antigens, which are the dead viral components in this example)
So I can lick as many doorknobs as I want if I eat an egg?
1:27 like that you put an IKEA warehouse in the background while talking about “strategic stockpiles”, seems about right
Ive never heard Sam from Wendover sound so un-enthusiastic about bricks! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT BRICKS!?
dude. you can't store the eggs forever. do they just throw them away?
They get sent to McDonalds
@@akamemurasame4527 lol that could actually be a thing.
I love when it starts with bricks lol
The US: *Has Avian flu scare*
The US Government: “Hey, let’s stockpile a million chickens in the name of public health”
The social commentary in this one is just... /chef's kiss. You're going to end up in front of a Congressional committee some day, Sam.
God DAMNIT I ACTUALLY WAS INTERESTEd IN thE BRICKS
*"THE CHICKEN !"*
-Dave Chappelle
5:56 HaI: "if u watch these videos, i have to imagine you like learning stuff"
Me just watching these videos to
procrastinate learning for my university exams
"what are the odds of that?"
Vsf hahahahaha
Sam are you sure you're safe? Because even the feds want a brick video man!
I am a janitor at a vaccine site, I hear they use about 1,000,000 eggs a day there. In some of the production buildings(where they make the vaccines I think) they have pictures of eggs in various stages of some process. This video has given a lot of insight into some of the things I see everyday
Little by little, video by video. We are getting the brick video we crave.
I feel like there’s a secret plan where if you combine all the brick intros together you’ll eventually get a full HAI video on bricks
Eggcelent video!
Well, if it has US and Chicken in the same sentence, then it's self-explanatory!
Actually those chicken aren't bathed in chlorine.
@@paxundpeace9970 I mean, they might be. We don't know what they do there because, you know, it's classified information.
Egg McMuffinfluenza.. this is the funniest series of words humanity is capable of
I really liked this episode on bricks. It was really informative about the colours of bricks. And the shape of bricks. Bricks really are brilliant, just like the sponsor of this video.
*HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*
Me: Sees brick intro
Also me: scrolls down to see the comments
No this is just part of the birds aren't real conspiracy.
Has anyone actually ever seen a chicken before?
I want an reversal where you start by spilling government secrets and then transition to the brick video we deserve!
Thanks for actual captions for the Deaf