Why the US Government Has a Secret Chicken Stockpile

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @RealEngineering
    @RealEngineering 3 года назад +7282

    Ah, this explains why my email is full of complaints about how bad the jokes are on this channel.

    • @JS-ge6sq
      @JS-ge6sq 3 года назад +368

      Brick.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 3 года назад +70

      Your jokes sucked

    • @wh2960
      @wh2960 3 года назад +130

      Real engineering x HAI. Omg thi- sorry I'm thinking too much

    • @am.i.cognizant9981
      @am.i.cognizant9981 3 года назад +62

      Yes hello police, I'll like to report a MURDER!!!!

    • @timyg
      @timyg 3 года назад +7

      lol

  • @fallenolympian9860
    @fallenolympian9860 3 года назад +3184

    HAI: No way feds sat through a video about bricks.
    Also HAI: *got bullied into making a video bricks by viewers because of a running joke*

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +24

      I think we will sit through it you agree?

    • @wheneggsdrop1701
      @wheneggsdrop1701 3 года назад +52

      Let's bully him some more the next time he does a brick joke.

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +7

      @@wheneggsdrop1701 I agree

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +5

      @@wheneggsdrop1701 wait u seem familiar... wait are you the egg from the video!!!!

    • @paxundpeace9970
      @paxundpeace9970 3 года назад +3

      The title is a bit obvious US and secret and eggs.

  • @jacob_90s
    @jacob_90s 3 года назад +1354

    I feel like for April Fools he's going to start off talking about the CIA, and then change subjects to talk about bricks.

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 года назад +47

      That would be hilarious

    • @TuSn_Espinzo
      @TuSn_Espinzo 3 года назад +4

      nice

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions 3 года назад +33

      Interesting idea... or rather...
      ... _Half_ as Interesting!

    • @180_S
      @180_S 3 года назад +4

      @@Hand-in-Shot_Productions I see what you did there

    • @CyanideCarrot
      @CyanideCarrot 3 года назад +17

      "There's no way the feds aren't watching yet, so let's talk about bricks."

  • @buddergolem9463
    @buddergolem9463 3 года назад +1022

    “MR.PRESIDENT THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE CHICKENS!”
    “...DEAR GOD WE ARE DONE FOR!”

    • @brandonciampanelli3799
      @brandonciampanelli3799 3 года назад +15

      Egg Inc was right...

    • @irishbattletoster9265
      @irishbattletoster9265 3 года назад +2

      Oh god
      Do you know how bad this is???

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza 3 года назад +3

      OH, EARLIER, THEY WERE FINE, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND OUT,
      CIVIL WAR II AHOY!

    • @buddergolem9463
      @buddergolem9463 3 года назад +2

      @@IAmAnItalianPizza As an American, guns are pretty cool so fuck it civil war II lets go

    • @stevehairston9940
      @stevehairston9940 3 года назад +4

      Biden advisors: they found out about the chickens.
      Biden: chickens? What are chickens?

  • @forestcity4217
    @forestcity4217 3 года назад +2481

    Jokes aside, I was genuinely enjoying the bricks

    • @Purpleturtlehurtler
      @Purpleturtlehurtler 3 года назад +21

      Same.

    • @edwardwoolley876
      @edwardwoolley876 3 года назад +15

      Same

    • @mzozulu6866
      @mzozulu6866 3 года назад +37

      I swear I was so ready to see them mix n match the different colour plasters😅

    • @crazytomato5516
      @crazytomato5516 3 года назад +36

      it would actually be cool to explain the difference between bricks. because i was going along with it

    • @narmowolf4201
      @narmowolf4201 3 года назад +4

      ...same xD

  • @TheRealGirlWeeb
    @TheRealGirlWeeb 3 года назад +4270

    i do want to see the bricks intro actually get a full episode cuz i was super interested in that! >.

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 3 года назад +148

      Just edit together all the brick intros.

    • @Blade_Of_Heaven
      @Blade_Of_Heaven 3 года назад +268

      Isn't there already a full documentary on Nebula for bricks?
      Edit: For clarity, Wendover was the one who made the Nebula bricks video, not some other RUclipsr.

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +4

      @@Blade_Of_Heaven huh if u say that too...then there must be

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +4

      @@ZNotFound lol yeah but we wont be able to bully him...jk

    • @The_Nolans36
      @The_Nolans36 3 года назад +4

      Yes I would like to see a full brick video

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 года назад +925

    Even chickens have higher security clearance than me

  • @pabloruiz3313
    @pabloruiz3313 3 года назад +740

    WE DEMAND A FULL VIDEO ABOUT BRICKS

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette 3 года назад +41

      If you subscribe to curiositystream/nebula with whatever code he's got up to get a discount, there is a 40 minute video where he talks a bit about bricks.

    • @PharrowlOG
      @PharrowlOG 3 года назад +17

      @@JouvaMoufette Some of us are too poor for that, even with discounts.

    • @______608
      @______608 3 года назад +3

      go to nebula, its only 3 bucks per month iirc if u use the curiosity bundle link

    • @Think_Inc
      @Think_Inc 3 года назад +13

      If Nebula became free by letting in ads, it could have overtaken RUclips to become the best platform for watching videos.

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 3 года назад +4

      @@Think_Inc if it let in ads, the point of it would be ruined

  • @TwitchyTopHat1
    @TwitchyTopHat1 3 года назад +465

    Meanwhile on Alien RUclips:
    "Why the Galactic Federation Has a Secret Human Stockpile"

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 года назад +28

      It's called "Earth". They have been harvesting us for decades.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 года назад

      ._.

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 3 года назад +1

      @@jeffbenton6183 ;)

    • @somedummyonyoutube3362
      @somedummyonyoutube3362 3 года назад

      this could imply that chickens are aliens

    • @enkailiu2001
      @enkailiu2001 2 года назад +1

      @dbergac recently though something went wrong and a visitor who didn't properly comply with sanitation measures accidently infected "Earth" with something called "COVID-19"

  • @Julian-ge3kl
    @Julian-ge3kl 3 года назад +295

    The “Wars on Drugs, Poverty, Poor People, and Cupcakes” line gave me a sad, but good laugh!

    • @capreesan302
      @capreesan302 3 года назад +13

      Also the Middle East, Asia, North America and itself

    • @maknyc1539
      @maknyc1539 3 года назад

      @@capreesan302 ,

  • @JouvaMoufette
    @JouvaMoufette 3 года назад +292

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate "Egg McMuffinfluenza"?

    • @loganhoffner4178
      @loganhoffner4178 3 года назад +12

      I'd rather appreciate the clip he used when talking about killing the virus.

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette 3 года назад +1

      @@loganhoffner4178 Yeah but I mean... That's just some really good word play here

    • @taylordavidson7269
      @taylordavidson7269 3 года назад +5

      Had a bite of Egg mcmuffin just before that line...

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 3 года назад +4

      Covid McGriddle

  • @kalenrieman3313
    @kalenrieman3313 3 года назад +239

    When you're actually beginning to be really interested in the bricks intro, then your bliss is destroyed by secret anti-virus spy chickens.

  • @shadowspartan110
    @shadowspartan110 3 года назад +197

    I bet if we compiled all the brick skits together we'd get the full brick video lol

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад +1

      *HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

  • @uriblum1858
    @uriblum1858 3 года назад +122

    3:36 Your body doesn't develop antigens, it develops antibodies against the virus's antigens

    • @adanactnomew7085
      @adanactnomew7085 3 года назад +6

      Dont mRNA vaccines make your bodies make antigens?

    • @Interceptor
      @Interceptor 3 года назад +15

      @@adanactnomew7085 Yep, but what HAI is describing isn't an mRNA vaccine. 🙂

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 3 года назад +4

      The man gave a disclaimer before he said that did he not?

    • @peacockhung
      @peacockhung 3 года назад +4

      @@adanactnomew7085 Yes, but the goal is still to have your body develop antibodies against those antigens. Just one more step.

    • @nstefanko
      @nstefanko 3 года назад +7

      Yes he didn't phrase it correctly. In the vaccine he was talking about the antigens would be on the inactivated virus from the eggs and you would make antibodies against them. The viral vector and mRNA COVID-19 vaccines use your body's cells to make the antigens that you will develop antibodies against. Kind of wish he would have elaborated given the hesitancy from people on vaccines. I'm betting a lot of people are now assuming the vaccines are from chicken eggs.

  • @DarkAngel-jo8ix
    @DarkAngel-jo8ix 3 года назад +252

    “United States government chicken stockpile” sounds like a conspiracy theory

    • @genericchannelname4110
      @genericchannelname4110 3 года назад +15

      The “CHICKENS” are hiding the secret BIG PHARMA 5G
      Never touch “chickens” they are all government spies!!!

    • @DarkAngel-jo8ix
      @DarkAngel-jo8ix 3 года назад +19

      @@genericchannelname4110 oh my god, I just realized chickens are birds and BIRDS AREN’T REAL, these “stockpiles” must be large government drone repair stations, if I end up dead in the next few days the CIA killed me, you gotta tell everybody what we found out

    • @MeYetAgain
      @MeYetAgain 3 года назад +4

      cause it is. I think at this point we all know that all the claims of preparedness by the US are propaganda & there's no secret prepping of any kind

    • @grandsome1
      @grandsome1 3 года назад +8

      Well, in Skyrim chickens would report your crimes. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 3 года назад +4

      @@genericchannelname4110 No, you got it all wrong. Eggs are the vaccine to COVID, and the government is producing fake non-vaccine eggs for some reason! To find real vaccine eggs, go to [SITE REDACTED]. Oh, and a backup link: [SITE REDACTED AGAIN]. And if that doesn't work, why are you doing this? Stop deleting my links- [SERIOUSLY THE VACCINE EGGS TASTE BAD, GET A LIQUID VACCINE FROM PFIZER]. /s

  • @HotSTeh
    @HotSTeh 3 года назад +189

    I come for chicken
    I stayed for Bricks

    • @Xenuos
      @Xenuos 3 года назад +11

      Come for the cock, stay for the rock.

  • @Riverbend1752
    @Riverbend1752 3 года назад +384

    Many commenters: Release an episode on bricks!
    Me, a Nebula user: Imagine not having access to the brick episode. Perhaps I don't need to bother visiting RUclips just for the comments anymore.

    • @eggeggedict5847
      @eggeggedict5847 3 года назад +52

      i cant tell if this is a very clever way of getting me to pay to nebula or HAI did really release a video on bricks on nebula

    • @omkelderman
      @omkelderman 3 года назад +41

      @@eggeggedict5847 I can confirm there is an actual real video on bricks there, and its pretty long too

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley 3 года назад +24

      I don't like that nebula doesn't have a comment section.

    • @stevesmith1810
      @stevesmith1810 3 года назад +16

      @@eggeggedict5847 brick video confirmed on nebula

    • @waldofelix29
      @waldofelix29 3 года назад +13

      @@eggeggedict5847 There's a 40 minutes video on Bricks by HAI/Wendover.

  • @zacksstuff
    @zacksstuff 3 года назад +636

    "To make sure the US is prepared for a pandemic."
    Me: *laughs*

    • @ayushgoreamb942
      @ayushgoreamb942 3 года назад +27

      Me also:*Chuckles*
      The usa:In *Danger*

    • @DarthMakroth
      @DarthMakroth 3 года назад +5

      Thanks for commenting a joke that hai said and we all heard

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS 3 года назад +14

      US : We prapared for (influenza) pandemic!
      Covid-19 : Yes, I am influenza, Yes---

    • @2feetaguywith
      @2feetaguywith 3 года назад +5

      Well the best flu rate was only .2% in 2019 so they must be doing something right.

    • @MarsJenkar
      @MarsJenkar 3 года назад +3

      They were prepared for a pandemic, just not the kind of pandemic they actually got.

  • @manickn6819
    @manickn6819 3 года назад +25

    “If you watch these videos I imagine you also like learning” Nope. I come here for the dry humor.

  • @AlecMader
    @AlecMader 3 года назад +19

    "...but hey, what are the odds of that?"
    *"Yes."*

  • @TheTrainmobile
    @TheTrainmobile 3 года назад +115

    US: Spends untold millions preparing for an influenza outbreak.
    Corona: Ha ha, I go brrrr.
    US: :O

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 3 года назад

      Well actually this would still be useful any virus is gonna need a breeding ground to create enough virus to make vaccines

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 3 года назад +1

      Or not

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 3 года назад +317

    I love that he made a code with bricks. Cause every “bricks” video is about “bricks”

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +3

      I dont get it there is no code in this thumbnail...if you mean like the one with the binary that said bricks

    • @MikeHarris1984
      @MikeHarris1984 3 года назад +4

      Only the nebula subs will get that joke. That was never released on youtube

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg 3 года назад +99

    *in a shady voice* "You got the stuff?"
    "Cluck!"
    "Excellent"

    • @Duxxmachina
      @Duxxmachina 3 года назад +8

      Eggcellent*

    • @diamondstrings5212
      @diamondstrings5212 3 года назад +9

      Please don’t start a pun chain.
      That would be eggcruciating

    • @BoomBoomMushroom
      @BoomBoomMushroom 3 года назад +7

      @@diamondstrings5212 I won't I would get egghausted fast

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 года назад +4

      @@diamondstrings5212 On the contrary, I'm eggcited.

    • @pearspeedruns
      @pearspeedruns 3 года назад +3

      You all eggravate me

  • @xeanderman6688
    @xeanderman6688 3 года назад +56

    "stonks go woosh"
    Yes. That's... Basically summarizing it

    • @cplinstructor
      @cplinstructor 3 года назад +1

      Except it’s not. They didn’t, they crashed, and would you have us locked down forever? You know people have to work right?

    • @cplinstructor
      @cplinstructor 3 года назад

      @@user-px8ez2bo5n
      Nothing is short term with government, it would have been permanent and how exactly do you intend to pay for it?
      And masks? How exactly would that have helped? Those surgical masks and pretend cloth masks do NOTHING to protect you, they filter NOTHING, viruses will go right through those things, they are there to make you feel better, that is all. If you want an effective mask you have to have an N95 (a real one, not a chinese fake kn95 mask) or a respirator, all of which were and remain in short supply. See any real N95s at the store lately? What about last March? So where would these masks have come from?
      Protect others? Having healthy people where masks does not do that. Don’t know if your healthy? Think you might be infected? Wearing the mask under your nose also does not do that. Constantly adjusting it and taking it in an out of pockets also contaminates your hands which SPREADS the virus, they are supposed to be used once then thrown away without touching them. How many people do you see wearing them right let alone handling them right? None? Thought so.
      So tell me again how the masks help?

  • @sreeninoodles661
    @sreeninoodles661 3 года назад +27

    ITS THE SPECIAL CHICKEN THAT GOES INTO KFC'S CHICKEN, IT CONTAINS THE 11 HERBS AND SPICES NATURALLY

  • @sqeezyyy
    @sqeezyyy 3 года назад +147

    HAI: "You have to kill the virus"
    Also HAI: _shoots the virus_

    • @diamondstrings5212
      @diamondstrings5212 3 года назад +11

      A virus can’t exist in a dead host 🤷‍♂️

    • @nizarb.arsantaka2740
      @nizarb.arsantaka2740 3 года назад +2

      @@diamondstrings5212 oof DAMN

    • @diamondstrings5212
      @diamondstrings5212 3 года назад +5

      @@nizarb.arsantaka2740 hey it’s what Greenland did in my plague inc. game

    • @nizarb.arsantaka2740
      @nizarb.arsantaka2740 3 года назад

      @@diamondstrings5212 I interpreted that the person was the virus, which was a sick burn. Dunno if that's what you meant

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 3 года назад

      solution as old as time, if it's a problem shoot it
      Home Intruder?
      Bothersome lock?
      Demons?
      just shoot them.

  • @lolake7594
    @lolake7594 3 года назад +106

    Government: stockpiles chickens
    People: stockpile toilet paper
    Man, apocalyptic movies missed the mark about how humans would react in front of a pandemic

  • @articleanteater
    @articleanteater 3 года назад +106

    I don’t appreciate your lack of enthusiasm when talking abt bricks

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    @bryanwindham4701 3 года назад +49

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  • @maxsilverstone8600
    @maxsilverstone8600 3 года назад +17

    The US: *Has Avian flu scare*
    The US Government: “Hey, let’s stockpile a million chickens in the name of public health”

  • @ark4269
    @ark4269 3 года назад +28

    3:37 you develop antibodies not antigens. Antibodies attack antigens (antigens being the proteins on the shell of the virus in this case).

    • @lauriethefish2470
      @lauriethefish2470 3 года назад +5

      Not that this is necessary in the video, but you actually develop memory lymphocytes that produce the antibody, so that next time you get infected they can produce them very quickly.

    • @richardholmes2268
      @richardholmes2268 3 года назад

      Thanks for not making another lame chicken joke that isn’t funny.

    • @WanJae42
      @WanJae42 3 года назад +1

      Very true. And if you're getting your immunology education from the HAI comments section, well ...

    • @SleevesYT
      @SleevesYT 3 года назад

      @@richardholmes2268 I'd make one myself but I'm too chicken

  • @JohnFoley1701
    @JohnFoley1701 3 года назад +38

    The feds are starting to get suspicious of all of the brick videos.

  • @Dino-qq2wx
    @Dino-qq2wx 3 года назад +41

    Oh boy, I sure love when the video starts with "this video is about bricks"

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад

      *HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

  • @mirroredrealities1639
    @mirroredrealities1639 2 года назад +2

    "There's no way the feds would have sat through all that"
    _I_ would have sat through all that.

  • @dylanp_ayz8016
    @dylanp_ayz8016 3 года назад +2

    1:16 - 1:23
    Mans summarized the entire 2020 year in 7 seconds. noice.

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 3 года назад +58

    Finally brick vide- damn it.

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад

      *HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад

      This one is real

  • @60secondfinance81
    @60secondfinance81 3 года назад +44

    Next video on Wendover Productions:
    The logistics of flying chickens

  • @pudseybear3770
    @pudseybear3770 3 года назад +59

    I like the way he even makes bricks interesting

  • @Roanmonster
    @Roanmonster 3 года назад +2

    2:02 No way dude chickens certainly do NOT traditionally lay one egg per day. It's a consequence of selective breeding that leaves the chickens exhausted and only good for canned chicken soup in a year or so (at least according to industry).

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 года назад +1

    All that obsessive precautions about visitors is that if any bird flu variant or any other infectious agent sneaks in then it compromises all that effort.
    Yes I'm not fun at parties.

  • @_thereswaldo
    @_thereswaldo 3 года назад +27

    Every time when the brick sequence starts...
    Every time I get excited.
    Every time I want to learn.
    But every time it's only a cover.
    Every time I am disappointed.
    I am sad.
    What's the point of a brick less life?
    I cry for i don't know.

    • @Think_Inc
      @Think_Inc 3 года назад

      Not a poem.

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад +1

      *HAI Real Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

  • @ThegrandtravelNerd
    @ThegrandtravelNerd 3 года назад +14

    "but do you know who's really top chicken?, We're top chicken" Cgp Grey

    • @xfinity1348
      @xfinity1348 3 года назад

      What video

    • @TheTexas1994
      @TheTexas1994 3 года назад

      @@xfinity1348CGP Grey's animal domestication video

  • @HondaGoBwaaap
    @HondaGoBwaaap 3 года назад +85

    When will I learn to not fall for your trolling. I need to stop getting my hopes up for the brick video

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear wg

    • @delca1188
      @delca1188 3 года назад +1

      He’s made a 40 minutes brick video on Nebula.

    • @JouvaMoufette
      @JouvaMoufette 3 года назад +1

      To be fair it's not a video that talks about bricks for 40 minutes, but it does talk about bricks and is 40 minutes long and is worth the watch

  • @isaka3719
    @isaka3719 3 года назад

    1:27 like that you put an IKEA warehouse in the background while talking about “strategic stockpiles”, seems about right

  • @TK-vh5pv
    @TK-vh5pv Год назад +2

    With egg prices so high, it reminded me of this video! Is the government hoarding eggs or are they affected by bird flu also?

  • @wheneggsdrop1701
    @wheneggsdrop1701 3 года назад +20

    They kept me in that stockpile and I got out barely alive.
    *NO DON'T PICK ME UP PLEASE NOOOOOO-*

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 3 года назад +1

      Bruh your profile pic looks like a booty

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 года назад

      Can't make an omelet without you know.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 3 года назад +22

    so, do these eggs just get destroyed, or do they get regularly sold when there isnt an influenza pandemic raging at the moment?

    • @chadpollman7970
      @chadpollman7970 3 года назад +2

      That must be how the Egg McMuffinfluenza he mentioned fits into the equation... 🤔

    • @WilcovanBeijnum
      @WilcovanBeijnum 3 года назад

      That's what I'm wondering too

    • @NozomuYume
      @NozomuYume 3 года назад +4

      That's what I was wondering. I mean, you could hold onto the eggs through part of their useful period and before they go bad, cook them all into dehydrated or frozen scrambled eggs, and use them for military rations or something.

    • @diamondstrings5212
      @diamondstrings5212 3 года назад +3

      They sell them to Bill Gates so he can test the new viruses he’s making

    • @Codricmon
      @Codricmon 3 года назад +2

      They are used to make the giant omelette in Neopets.

  • @22yhjjjj
    @22yhjjjj 3 года назад +5

    > Kill the virus
    > Video shows gun
    Yep. I love this channel. So, so much

  • @SCWood
    @SCWood 3 года назад +4

    I've been learning about clay alot and the bricks genuinely had me interested

  • @ankitachodankar6083
    @ankitachodankar6083 3 года назад +7

    Finally the brick video!
    1 minute into the video: Oh nevermind

  • @jessmeowmeow
    @jessmeowmeow 3 года назад +20

    Can we get the video about bricks but unironically? I'd totally watch that not gonna lie

    • @MarMarMedia
      @MarMarMedia 3 года назад +1

      its on nebula

    • @itismethatguy
      @itismethatguy 3 года назад +1

      Wait really?

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад

      *HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

  • @iceborned2019
    @iceborned2019 3 года назад +19

    Hai: bricks
    Cia: aight imma head out

  • @johnathansmithsonian590
    @johnathansmithsonian590 3 года назад +4

    Great video, but at 3:36 I think you meant to say that the body produces antibodies (as opposed to antigens, which are the dead viral components in this example)

  • @YogeshKumar-kf3yl
    @YogeshKumar-kf3yl 3 года назад +4

    Whenever he has to talk about the US government his go to topic is BRICKS

  • @tylersmallman9343
    @tylersmallman9343 3 года назад +1

    That person that was making that omelet deserves imprisonment.

  • @andersprivateaccount
    @andersprivateaccount 3 года назад +19

    At this point if he started selling HAI Commemorative Bricks he could probably make a lot of money

  • @westcheap
    @westcheap 3 года назад +8

    Well this video actually went really well, you need to give that Brian McManus guy at REAL ENGINEERING a raise

  • @1TW1-m5i
    @1TW1-m5i 3 года назад +10

    Donald is gone, they no longer need this to keep him supplied with McNuggets

  • @shunyat9023
    @shunyat9023 3 года назад +2

    Legend once said when you gather every brick clip that was made, Half as Interesting will ascend into Full as Interesting.

  • @jacksoniansonex9235
    @jacksoniansonex9235 3 года назад +2

    I love how dead inside you sounded when you did the brick part.

  • @noahwebb8016
    @noahwebb8016 3 года назад +6

    i unironically want an entire video on bricks, he makes it sound so interesting

  • @wecf1411
    @wecf1411 3 года назад +10

    The US is more prepared than we thought, only for chicken eggs though.

    • @MeYetAgain
      @MeYetAgain 3 года назад

      and yet it's children are still starving, cause apparently it couldnt' get the eggs to them to eat

  • @andstriker
    @andstriker 3 года назад +8

    Damn those brick facts were really interesting...

    • @shintyty
      @shintyty 3 года назад

      Ik

    • @shintyty
      @shintyty 3 года назад

      Disappointed

    • @aashd9245
      @aashd9245 2 года назад

      *HAI Brick Video: **ruclips.net/video/T8wEW5WeMxg/видео.html*

  • @z3ejay
    @z3ejay 3 года назад

    5:56 HaI: "if u watch these videos, i have to imagine you like learning stuff"
    Me just watching these videos to
    procrastinate learning for my university exams

  • @E1craZ4life
    @E1craZ4life 3 года назад

    I was thinking that was how they got chickens to test airplanes against bird strikes, but then again, that’s Wendover territory.

  • @Mspad91939
    @Mspad91939 2 года назад +2

    I am a janitor at a vaccine site, I hear they use about 1,000,000 eggs a day there. In some of the production buildings(where they make the vaccines I think) they have pictures of eggs in various stages of some process. This video has given a lot of insight into some of the things I see everyday

  • @caleb.z
    @caleb.z 3 года назад +4

    So I can lick as many doorknobs as I want if I eat an egg?

  • @BestBuilder1
    @BestBuilder1 3 года назад +4

    I love when it starts with bricks lol

  • @TheDarkClips
    @TheDarkClips 3 года назад +1

    You guys need to have a video during 1st April that has a title regarding the US government but instead a 4-6 minute long video about bricks instead.

  • @FoxBoi69
    @FoxBoi69 3 года назад

    1:16 is this mariahilferstraße in vienna? i think stock footage from there might be the most commonly used when it comes to stock footage from vienna xD

  • @9inchpp
    @9inchpp 3 года назад +5

    *"THE CHICKEN !"*
    -Dave Chappelle

  • @jjc5475
    @jjc5475 3 года назад +4

    dude. you can't store the eggs forever. do they just throw them away?

    • @akamemurasame4527
      @akamemurasame4527 3 года назад +1

      They get sent to McDonalds

    • @jjc5475
      @jjc5475 3 года назад

      @@akamemurasame4527 lol that could actually be a thing.

  • @jkdebate2665
    @jkdebate2665 3 года назад +5

    I was unironically disappointed when he stopped talking about bricks

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 2 года назад +1

    Once I saw the Covid warning, I knew it was going to be about either vaccines or sentinel chickens.

  • @PazEr80
    @PazEr80 3 года назад +1

    3:39
    I expected "...next time you lick other planet's doorknobs."
    Please get the reference.

  • @beantaz3862
    @beantaz3862 3 года назад +21

    TLDR: The US was only ready for a flu pandemic.

    • @d4b
      @d4b 3 года назад

      Yeah. Plus, I thought that these vaccines no longer used the actual virus? Couldn't we now use the same approach for the flu vaccines, thus eliminating the need for millions of chickens?

    • @MeYetAgain
      @MeYetAgain 3 года назад +1

      no, US propaganda was going to claim the US was ready for whatever pandemic didn't happen, but it wasn't ready for any of them

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 3 года назад +1

      @@d4b It is still part of the virus, usually protein spike, or mRNA.
      These old types have the advantage of proven and tested, and economies of scale. It still have development time disadvantage, though.

  • @Influfferious
    @Influfferious 3 года назад +8

    "Kill the virus"
    *Shows gif of gun being fired*

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 3 года назад

      Ah yes the north korean strategy, there will be no virus outbreak if the infected is no longer among the living

  • @Tchicka4
    @Tchicka4 3 года назад +4

    No this is just part of the birds aren't real conspiracy.

    • @adamkendall997
      @adamkendall997 3 года назад

      Has anyone actually ever seen a chicken before?

  • @Wrongpersongd
    @Wrongpersongd 3 года назад +1

    I relished in those 48 seconds of bricks

  • @-dennis3755
    @-dennis3755 3 года назад +1

    Egg McMuffinfluenza.. this is the funniest series of words humanity is capable of

  • @KaasIsLekker
    @KaasIsLekker 3 года назад +4

    *Ah yes this is what KFC meant with its fingerlicking good*

  • @Real_Eggman
    @Real_Eggman 3 года назад +6

    "Mid-Atlantic region"... Dear god, americans need to learn geography ASAP

  • @jonathanshorp8346
    @jonathanshorp8346 3 года назад +1

    The US government: *has a secret*
    HAI: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @stormbob
    @stormbob 3 года назад

    The social commentary in this one is just... /chef's kiss. You're going to end up in front of a Congressional committee some day, Sam.

  • @wilting_alocasia
    @wilting_alocasia 3 года назад

    Ive never heard Sam from Wendover sound so un-enthusiastic about bricks! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT BRICKS!?

  • @DemeDemetre
    @DemeDemetre 2 года назад

    "ok there’s no way the feds would sit through all that" LOL

  • @vardhanshah2810
    @vardhanshah2810 3 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure the FBI agent loves his vids too

  • @lemmonsinmyeyes
    @lemmonsinmyeyes 3 года назад

    he sounds so defeated when talking about bricks lol I appreciate the video boss, as Maximus would say 'are you not entertained?!'

  • @slundal
    @slundal Год назад

    I want an reversal where you start by spilling government secrets and then transition to the brick video we deserve!

  • @TheGamer-ry5ib
    @TheGamer-ry5ib 3 года назад

    Gov: (creates chicken farm to stop viruses)
    Me: (creates chicken farm to name and hug them all)

  • @seanreynolds7369
    @seanreynolds7369 3 года назад +1

    Gotta get them presidential tendies somehow

  • @atpgalaxy
    @atpgalaxy 3 года назад

    Pretty sure sam is releasing the brick video one clip at a time. 2 years from now we will need to stitch together all the brick intros to get our deserved brick video

  • @moblet
    @moblet 3 года назад +1

    When the Feds saw what you did with that intro, they were mortarfied...

  • @NickHorvath
    @NickHorvath 3 года назад +1

    2 big questions left unanswered:
    1. You said flu vaccines are made with fertilized eggs, where is the strategic stockpiles of roosters?
    2. What happens to all these eggs when a flu pandemic isn't happening?

  • @worthiermoney7569
    @worthiermoney7569 3 года назад

    I feel like there’s a secret plan where if you combine all the brick intros together you’ll eventually get a full HAI video on bricks

  • @martinak6977
    @martinak6977 3 года назад +1

    Imagine building a place to hold a million chicken and then when the pandemic happens you're told that those eggs are useless because it's not influenza

    • @MeYetAgain
      @MeYetAgain 3 года назад

      and yet there's millions of starving children in the US right now that desperately need some eggs to stop them starving!

    • @martinak6977
      @martinak6977 3 года назад

      @@MeYetAgain they're not edible eggs though smh, they have actual chickens inside, unlike those you eat

  • @RotatingMagnetGuy
    @RotatingMagnetGuy Год назад

    Damn, at 2:53 they must have used some snazzy device to get those streaks! And here I am using inoculation loops. Well either that or the guy who made the stock video has some crazy good dexterity

  • @Formerlytrouserttrout
    @Formerlytrouserttrout 2 года назад +1

    Clandestine Chicken is a good band name

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 3 года назад

    “if you want to calculate the odds of that, write the number one on a piece of paper”

  • @davidd6626
    @davidd6626 2 года назад

    I liked all the jokes. Especially safe guarding the eggs so the Easter rabbit 🐇 doesn't steal them 🤣