GTA 5 Races that hated me and me only

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @TheGamingDavester
    @TheGamingDavester 2 года назад +485

    When I saw this same race from Brian’s perspective I was like “why is Jordan having issues”? And lo and behold...the game really did just say “screw this guy in particular”

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 2 года назад +48

      Straight up! Like, it worked flawlesly with everybody else
      and then, just, didn't for byze.
      Last time it was Bryan, and now Jordan

    • @flingage
      @flingage 2 года назад +13

      I'd bet it was something due to the geometry of the car model.

    • @madeira354
      @madeira354 2 года назад +3

      He must have been hitting another key as well as w

    • @skuld7769
      @skuld7769 2 года назад +23

      @@madeira354 doubtfull. They know what they are pressing

    • @shrinch4181
      @shrinch4181 2 года назад +15

      @@madeira354 look at it closely his car has wider back wheels so it sent him on an angle every time

  • @snedgie
    @snedgie 2 года назад +166

    Such a wholesome experience. Cannot wait for the next one!

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 года назад +221

    "First corner, he's out for blood"
    Mate, Bob is ALWAYS out for blood, have you seen him in Rounds?

  • @imsomewhatcertain1024
    @imsomewhatcertain1024 2 года назад +52

    BYZE’s therapist: “Let me guess, GTA races again?”
    BYZE: “….Yuppers.”

  • @bbittercoffee
    @bbittercoffee 2 года назад +51

    Haych having to clear up his spilt cider with one of his socks makes things even more miserable
    DNF'ing 5 times in a row is nothing compared to this

  • @BigBullFacts
    @BigBullFacts 2 года назад +49

    It’s a surprise when you see Byze not get absolutely screwed over in the first corner

  • @nathantodd8951
    @nathantodd8951 2 года назад +119

    BYZE make a 2nd channel for beats :D been wanting to ask for months and decided to get the comment in now before everyone else

  • @esbeng.s.a9761
    @esbeng.s.a9761 2 года назад +28

    Maka really out did himself with these maps

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 2 года назад +1

    0:40 honestly gaming with the boys hits different when you wake up early af and everyone is already in a lobby together when you get online

  • @thedyingmeme6
    @thedyingmeme6 2 года назад +19

    I feel so pissed FOR Byze durin that first race jesus christ

    • @loganshaw5
      @loganshaw5 2 года назад +1

      Everything that could go wrong did go wrong the guy would of had better luck drive the track finish to start instead to get that check point.

  • @TheSpartanL106
    @TheSpartanL106 2 года назад +3

    "Clean racing and good fun"
    "FUCK OFF"
    14:08

  • @jadeend960
    @jadeend960 2 года назад +3

    Byze, I'm proud of you for continuing this series despite the pain and suffering you experience every time :)

  • @deHExi
    @deHExi 2 года назад +12

    Someone make a super cut of all Byze' beats. For real though.

  • @AAA-dy9hj
    @AAA-dy9hj 2 года назад +13

    Damn crowny really pulled the “dumb American” card 😂😂😂😂

  • @hidoshi1994
    @hidoshi1994 2 года назад

    That burp at 16:48, I felt it through my entire body - fokin loved it

  • @Schmorgus
    @Schmorgus 2 года назад +2

    Quitting college, is like doing a u-turn on the freeway when you have 5 km to your destination.
    If you want to aim high, quit pre-school.

  • @DarkValorWolf
    @DarkValorWolf 2 года назад +1

    yoooo back with another killer beat intro

  • @benradcliffe2717
    @benradcliffe2717 2 года назад +1

    16:46 "We're only tree races in" think the word is Three mate 😂😂

  • @skyler2597
    @skyler2597 2 года назад +12

    Just wait until the dune races, then the DNFs will really start rolling in.

  • @ziemowitecki5361
    @ziemowitecki5361 2 года назад +3

    Love those intro's and that ping

  • @jessiesandhu8200
    @jessiesandhu8200 2 года назад

    9:22- you both look like enemies about to become lovers

  • @unarmedpenguin5040
    @unarmedpenguin5040 2 года назад +6

    I could watch this intro like 39 times

  • @vz4082
    @vz4082 2 года назад

    ur prolly the only youtuber that i watch the whole video without skipping lol

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 года назад +2

    Pterodactyl is at 3:34

  • @Z3bidee1486
    @Z3bidee1486 2 года назад

    Intro = Fire
    BYZE Suffering = Great Vid

  • @colingingerich1852
    @colingingerich1852 2 года назад

    yo these beats keep getting better🙌💯

  • @RoguewolfDaKota
    @RoguewolfDaKota 2 года назад +1

    I don't know why but i always love the intros.... also if the video starts off with a maka laugh you know it will be a good one

  • @99Knytes
    @99Knytes 2 года назад

    "Let's go, guys. Clean racing, and good fun...FUCK OFF!"
    I'm fuggin ded..

  • @davidgarcia2016
    @davidgarcia2016 2 года назад +1

    Oh BYZE coming with the heat boi and the pain and suffering as always

  • @davidgent9575
    @davidgent9575 2 года назад +6

    Bless Josh, such a good cheerleader, just needs the outfit.

  • @SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8
    @SicMvndvsCreatvsEst8 2 года назад

    I barely know what's going on in these videos but it really makes me laugh! Good job!

  • @Latvians
    @Latvians 2 года назад +2

    that ain't Post Malone, Thats Bust Alone.

  • @seikkoh
    @seikkoh 2 года назад +1

    Intro clip saucy like always ❤

  • @DiegoHernandez-xt6vq
    @DiegoHernandez-xt6vq 2 года назад +5

    Smash that LIKE button you fabulous chickens!

  • @s4credl
    @s4credl 2 года назад

    BANGER of an intro

  • @MrTrogdornkc
    @MrTrogdornkc 2 года назад +1

    1:50 Ash looks like Danny Mcbride from eastbound and down.

    • @BrizzitHQ
      @BrizzitHQ 2 года назад

      Wrong for that 😂😂😂

  • @phobosnazwisko
    @phobosnazwisko 2 года назад +3

    real byze video hours

  • @Obospeedo
    @Obospeedo 2 года назад +2

    Omg a Byze GTA race video on my birthday!

  • @imperlast2
    @imperlast2 2 года назад +2

    ash's chacter looks far to much like an evil version of Nogla's gta character and it's weird

  • @peosio96
    @peosio96 2 года назад +2

    The pterodactyl laugh had me dead 💀

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 2 года назад

    23:15 Me when I too stressed out

  • @kameronalexander8300
    @kameronalexander8300 2 года назад

    The intro with the 599XX is cold

  • @ultibat
    @ultibat 2 года назад

    Have to say, one of your best intros. hope you have a good weekend big man

  • @gunbuster333SMSTI
    @gunbuster333SMSTI 2 года назад

    That laugh hahaha at 24 mins in really got me

  • @kylegibson2186
    @kylegibson2186 2 года назад +2

    Haych is a fooking legend

  • @silvia7844
    @silvia7844 2 года назад +1

    ohhh yeahh, byze your videos are always funny dude🤣🤣😂

  • @nevadaplays3493
    @nevadaplays3493 2 года назад

    Lovely content, intro, and editing! Keep doin you man!

  • @AAA-dy9hj
    @AAA-dy9hj 2 года назад +1

    Ash character is like “pre serotonin”

  • @MasterV26
    @MasterV26 2 года назад

    BYZE word of advice run the Tezzeract whenever you get the chance. For some reason it’s almost completely immune to catchup

  • @cimagarahou3489
    @cimagarahou3489 2 года назад

    Another hysterical vid byze just what I needed today

  • @Anderson12690
    @Anderson12690 2 года назад

    Man, how u pull off these sick intros!!
    I swear, you need more subs.

  • @BrizzitHQ
    @BrizzitHQ 2 года назад +1

    This is the earliest I’ve ever been

  • @rudineimathiazzi8764
    @rudineimathiazzi8764 2 года назад

    and after some good few rimes, Jordan now recognizes portuguese when he sees it, good job 👑 king 👑

  • @parkersandahl3949
    @parkersandahl3949 2 года назад

    revenge is so sweet as they all say 24:04

  • @SambucaManJosh
    @SambucaManJosh 2 года назад +1

    Win or DNF I'll always be proud

  • @MightyKondrai
    @MightyKondrai 2 года назад

    everyone needs a mate like Josh. also that first race wallride was bs.

  • @a.sasbryasas7835
    @a.sasbryasas7835 2 года назад

    When they say early bird catches the worm, me waking up at 3 in the morning "fuck this imm go back to sleep"😂

  • @gunbuster333SMSTI
    @gunbuster333SMSTI 2 года назад

    and we're back at it again

  • @whiterosereaper7669
    @whiterosereaper7669 2 года назад

    ayo that alien gonna make me act up homie xDD

  • @notDreadful
    @notDreadful 2 года назад

    Love you byzee

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer1702 2 года назад

    Yall should do a sports race where you all have a futo

  • @mikagidion8061
    @mikagidion8061 2 года назад +1

    Byze you should make an intro song with Brian’s honks 😂

  • @SxCD34TH
    @SxCD34TH 2 года назад

    They’re back!

  • @rebelgoose7385
    @rebelgoose7385 2 года назад

    Ash looks like he drank a glass of chocolate milk and left a mustache behind

  • @Woodlayer5000
    @Woodlayer5000 2 года назад

    The Ferrari 599xx is a beautiful car for the intro 🤌🏻

  • @lukaandersson6675
    @lukaandersson6675 2 года назад

    those cinematic ass intros are really fuckin cool

  • @TheSmartboy64
    @TheSmartboy64 2 года назад

    Haven't been feeling too well lately :/. Hoping this along with a simple ham sandwich will make me feel better. Cheers mate.

  • @hambourje
    @hambourje 2 года назад

    I think the reason you were not getting the jump might be because some boosts didnt trigger when you passed them, a few races happen to be this way and this one's probably one of them

  • @V_Drawin
    @V_Drawin 2 года назад

    I’m surprised you have the the ability to even get up at 4am.

  • @bradenheginbotham7944
    @bradenheginbotham7944 2 года назад

    I like it when byze is in apin

  • @lucaspalliser6481
    @lucaspalliser6481 2 года назад +1

    who's the new canadian? new Smi77y just dropped?

  • @QBaer51
    @QBaer51 2 года назад

    Bro, your videos start like its a either a German "gangster" rap song or if it is a transition scene in a TV Series about arabic clans in Germany.

  • @CyQuelin
    @CyQuelin 2 года назад

    I love the gang LOL y'all make me laugh everytime.

  • @Xlaxsauce
    @Xlaxsauce 2 года назад

    I watched a couple other vids of the first race you had trouble with and for some reason everyone else jerks or curves to the right when they're in the air after they hit the tube wall

  • @stpariah9609
    @stpariah9609 2 года назад +1

    byze might stay on the track if he didnt hit the wall before every jump

  • @kawaiikamishino
    @kawaiikamishino 2 года назад

    im not sure if there is a comment exxplaining but the description of the playlist is in portuguese from brazil and im not a rly good translater since my portuguese is slightly different, but it says "a monster of crazyness,automatics,wallrides and programmed stunts (idk what tun tin tons mean tbh). than it says you have to adjust your car to continue drifting on the wall and that he/she hopes you enjoy the race" sorry if its not the best translation, but that is the best i can do :).

  • @dravendayz
    @dravendayz 2 года назад

    Poor Haych. He's swapped luck with me!

  • @trashyhobo4957
    @trashyhobo4957 2 года назад +1

    Poor Haych I know the feeling

  • @x-wing6133
    @x-wing6133 2 года назад

    Is no one going to bring up the Tom & Jerry scream at 22:21 ?

  • @karafoxu5374
    @karafoxu5374 2 года назад +3

    Byze beat channel when?

  • @Writhing-Agony
    @Writhing-Agony 2 года назад

    Byze doing the same thing repeatedly expecting different results

  • @n0th3reanym0r3
    @n0th3reanym0r3 2 года назад

    have to admit Ash was brave playing with a bunch of brits 😂

  • @Haych
    @Haych 2 года назад +1

    Hated you and you alone? As if I didn't DNF 4 races in a row 😅

  • @samj2519
    @samj2519 2 года назад

    Ash is a maka in the making🥹😭 makas enough 🤣🤣

  • @elvinahlstrom9474
    @elvinahlstrom9474 2 года назад

    Jordan's character somehow looks like both a plant and a zombie from PvZ.

  • @gardenshed6043
    @gardenshed6043 2 года назад

    Jordan looks like a live action version of Haych

  • @Lu_Wars
    @Lu_Wars 2 года назад

    You trying to read portuguese is something that i can't say that i like, it got destroyed

  • @Mr_Man_
    @Mr_Man_ 2 года назад

    Love being early to a chicken man video

  • @Thepiphxny
    @Thepiphxny 2 года назад

    Hard intro🔥

  • @gunbuster333SMSTI
    @gunbuster333SMSTI 2 года назад

    thats the new laugh

  • @theartknight9861
    @theartknight9861 2 года назад

    It's freaking Toad Malone lol

  • @vawerenz3220
    @vawerenz3220 2 года назад

    The race starting order has to be reverse alphabetical with everyone being in front of Buyiues and ashley being behind him

  • @a.sasbryasas7835
    @a.sasbryasas7835 2 года назад

    Ash proper looking at you like Ur a snack 😋😂

  • @SKII7LES
    @SKII7LES 2 года назад

    Why does ash just piss me off. Idk why but he does

  • @joebop6849
    @joebop6849 2 года назад

    Byze GTA race video? Day made

  • @linkignis1458
    @linkignis1458 2 года назад +1

    I didn't know byze was friends with a dinosaur

  • @Badger3k
    @Badger3k 2 года назад

    For the wall ride, why didn't he use the ramp to the right? He kept running straight when you can see (when he was in that open ball thing) that someone else hit the ramp and made it. Looks simple.

  • @OriginalMomo
    @OriginalMomo Год назад

    Toast Malone 🤣😂🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @scottyblades666
    @scottyblades666 2 года назад

    Ash's character looks like Toronto Maple Leafs player Auston Matthews...

  • @JediChicken001
    @JediChicken001 2 года назад

    BYZE do you have your intro tracks available for download at all? I DJ and would love to play some of those if possible