The hand, also known as "common Asian mom begginers weapon" is the weapon that is commonly used. This weapon has a couple abilities such as "SLAP EM GOOD", "ONE PUNCH ONE TO GO", and a sign tp your kids that they are going to die, it is recommended to practice before you test it on your enemies and also very good if your child is a simp like this example.
1:45 Divided in the background when a dagger was thrown at him or something: COME HERE I WILL BREAK YOU *and then corpses fall there* I laughed so hard from that moment
It feels like one of those moments in a movie where it's so embarrassing you just wanna pause it, but make it that feeling throughout the whole video but this was funny as hell so I'm not complaining
Heres a rizz line :) 1. You are a fish, youre fast and also you got lost on my eyes :) 2.Dang that river is wide but yours is even wider :) 3.Gingerbread is an sweetest bread but your face is more sweeter :) Edit:50 likes for part 2 :3
The ending though🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Man... I cant even breath yo- * BOOM SOUND * "WHAT THE HEEEEEELLL OF MA GAAAD NO WAI-YEY-IYEAAAAA" MAN...... I FU###G WIZZLE MY FIZZLES💀💀💀
this was the most awkward recording ive ever been in
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DINVIDEND
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The hand, also known as "common Asian mom begginers weapon" is the weapon that is commonly used. This weapon has a couple abilities such as "SLAP EM GOOD", "ONE PUNCH ONE TO GO", and a sign tp your kids that they are going to die, it is recommended to practice before you test it on your enemies and also very good if your child is a simp like this example.
za hando de kusu
Za hando de guerra
my mom uses slipper
LMAO so relatable
ZA, HANDO! *erasure noises*
look at Bloom being a ladies man lmao😂
and being a Mans Lady
and a mans man
and a ladys lady
LMAO
what even is ladies man??
“Latinas are crazy bro” really got me cracked up 💀
lmao
Honestly
Frr
REAL 😂
It's not like that!!!! Like uh maibe some times we are but... ok
OMG I HAVENT SEEN BLOOM Talk to the girl🥶🥶
Yes because he is gay
@@Oktavia_270 oop
@@Oktavia_270 😳
@@Oktavia_270 😳
@@Oktavia_270 i meannnnnnnn you not wrong😂
"yeah sure kitten"💀 i was laughing so hard 👍
HEY IT WAS A LINE I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO DONT HATE ON ME CAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL
0:16 corpse really knows how to troll 😃
5:54
That shut made me fall out my fucking chair 💀
The man with infinite rizz is back
1:45 Divided in the background when a dagger was thrown at him or something: COME HERE I WILL BREAK YOU *and then corpses fall there* I laughed so hard from that moment
I don’t what type of rizz to call this, bloom.
traumatising
Traumatizing
@@NahHybrdemnTraumarizing
So much potential in this man
omg hiii
I bet u dont get this irl.
SKULL
💀
Do you?
You can't be talking broski @@Byuha
@@GenesisX173 ??? I'm just asking, Since he's saying bloom doesn't get this irl, Does he?
1:40 Divided getting attacked 😂😂😂😂
Man if I was there I would have chosen feather white so fast 💀
Agreed
What/who is feather white?
Hey Bloom! I really love your content and you brought me into combat warriors and now I'm even getting my friends into it! Thank you so much!
dyso with the candle make me laugh as hell LOL
“The man got unspoken Rizz”
7:58 GOT ME WHEEZING
7:52 I was not expecting that
12:07 WHAT
14:55 BLOOM LIKES MEN CONFIRMED
10:29 divided: "Wha-"
As a man who doesnt interact with woman that much i agree its hard
ill be the first woman to reply under this i better see a chain of comments when i come back
@@gyratedpastryLMAO
guess im still here 😭😭@@robloxroundyheads8612
well, its a chain alright, a pretty short one
fr@@frozz2579
9:55 got my whole squad laughing 😂
14:55 got me and my gf dying😭
LOL “I- I- I- I- I- I’m so hungry that I could eat a horse..” LOVE THAT LINE
3:44 imagine bro said “sure”💀💀💀
Bloom almost hit a rizz 2 times but fails ;-;
Dyso was genuinely terrified 😭😭😭 14:53
6:56 got my crying laughing on the ground for like 3 minutes
4:17 I’m so hungry I could eat a horse :skull:
bloom has 20 womens on his server but still didnt got one of them with his rizz
9:59 WHAT HERE DOING MY FRIEND AVATAR?!?!?
I'm new to your channel and this is truly hilarious, it was way out of my expectations. You deserve a sub man hahaha keep up the good work g
Like for him actually using the "natural" way of Korblox respect that!
12:41 dyso sounds like hes preparing his essay about why u should date him 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
the fanart says he loves boobs.....i love boobs.....
im subscribing
1:40 Divided😂
pov bloom tryna get the ladies but hes getting the men instead
0:09 its so romantic🥺
It feels like one of those moments in a movie where it's so embarrassing you just wanna pause it, but make it that feeling throughout the whole video but this was funny as hell so I'm not complaining
4:39 BRO CHILL
9:52 "latine is crazy b ro" GOT ME LAUGH FR
bro this was funny as hell
i hope to see more stuff like this lol
The thumbnail is wild bro💀💀
1:40 divided getting shot at and then annihilating them 😂😂
If I was there my rizz would be "are u a bus, cuz I wanna take u on a ride " (don't think dirty)
Heres a rizz line :)
1. You are a fish, youre fast and also you got lost on my eyes :)
2.Dang that river is wide but yours is even wider :)
3.Gingerbread is an sweetest bread but your face is more sweeter :)
Edit:50 likes for part 2 :3
as much as i like ths dude, who let you cook with that thumnail
BRO 12:09 MADE MY DAMN BODY ROTATE
Bloom, Dyso, and Divided is the best trio I've seen out of them all, keep it up Bloom.
damn that was actually hilarious, bro keep it up 🔥🔥✌✌
5:54 HELP HELP MY LUNGS HURT AHHAHA😂
13:48"pls no f***ing in the wedding" BRO IM CRYING I CANT THIS IS FUNNY AS 💩
THE LAST PART GOT ME DYING
tHE THUMBNAIL IM CFRYING
bloom going to jail for that rizztraining order
Bloom meeting a woman first time in his life lol
5:06
*SH- STF-*
*cmon let's go* 😊
The title represents my nightmares and sleep paralysis demon
Wouldn’t be surprised if the women got a Rizztraining order on bloom
THE IMAGE OF ZE VIDEO✋️✋️✨️✨️
this video got me cracking up 😂😂
that was the absolute wildest plot twist in the intro
10:44 LOLL
“Shallot went on to have 12 kids” killed me😂
I would've gone with dyso
if I was a female
Out of all everything i couldn't stop laughing at that freaking horse staring Lmao...
The ending was unexpected frfr
Bro got that biggest bird rizz
When this notification popped up i was so confused like wtf
if this vid was made like 2 hours ago, how'd you comment 4 hours ago :eyebrow_raise:
The ending though🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Man...
I cant even breath yo-
* BOOM SOUND *
"WHAT THE HEEEEEELLL OF MA GAAAD NO WAI-YEY-IYEAAAAA"
MAN......
I FU###G WIZZLE MY FIZZLES💀💀💀
Love how I literally took a chance and just ran away💀
The Bloom and Winter "WHAT THE F-" is honnest asf😅
I was going to get my gun at 1:20 💀
I was trying to eat my food while watching but I just spitted all of them by laughing 🥺😭
9:53 XD
When he got on a call and said "hey Ashley" and then hoong up instant got me me dieing like hell
You name is "bloom" but i keep call you "blom"
0:16 is a kilometer!!🦅🦅🦅🦅
Every time y’all play cw y’all make me play it
This guy gives me the old vannos crew vibe, I like it.
Absolutely Fantastic
The start of the video was already js 💀..
( dying at the pick up lines part )
14:42 dead 😂
14:57 The Dyloom Relationship starts >:)
*The Chaotic Duo*
3:25 ayo🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Its nobody gonna talk about the ending and the marriage
Bloom is growing up so fast he's already flirting with 20 girls
Letsss goo he hearted my comment
When bloom said "Shut the fuck up!!!!" To the host he invited
Bloom gets maidens without even trying
man im jealous
bloom gets traumatized by a group of girls
This looks hella sus 8:04
"Latinas are crazy bro" Got me dying on the floor😂😂😂😂
Nah 3:20 got me 💀
"latinas are crazy bro" made me wheeze like a kettle
ayo 0:42 how do you do that?
😂😂😂😂 the deep voice guy "SURE KITTEN" 😂😂😂 LMAO
featherwhite just appearing out of nowhere got me cackling-
I choke out when he said Yo what up babe girl💀
The Start Caught Me Off-Guard💀💀
He was like "WHAT THE-"