Ah, this seems like a good video to clean my cannon to. That's right, I'm gonna keep rolling with the tank jokes and euphemisms, try and stop me in my tracks. Would I keep doing this forever if I was that clever? I Sherwood. But I don't plan on stopping just yet, there armor jokes in the reserves.
Now this is a story all bout how the force got flipped turned upside down now I’ll like to take a minute right before your eyes to tell you all the tale of Darth Plageuis the wise
Perk #1 of watching videos as soon as they're uploaded: Enjoying that dazzling 360p quality only found today in low budget porn and the trash bin! I'm glad RUclips understands the nuance of enjoying content at 360p.
15:53 "so I can fuck up twice." Chilled I uh... I uh... wouldn't test that theory. To put into Shellshock terms, if you fucked up twice, Jess would be 4 lv 100 players and you would be the last man standing at lv 3
Toms logic and using the earthquake on ze: I have a 2x above me and chilled is going for ze... hmmm maybe I should not use the 2x and kill ze instead of doing more dmg with chilled so we both waste a turn!
The rule behind how many fuckups are allowed in relationships based upon Ze and Chilled's words. *Dating:* You're half a fuckup. *Actually in the relationship:* 1 fuckup *Engaged:* 2 fuckups *Married:* 3 fuckups
Chilled i found your concersation on engagement so funny! Mainly because I was engaged, broke it off and we stayed dating, then finally broke up with him all together! So there are layers it seems at least in my case.
Chilled, think of the boomerang as if the parabola is tilted. The floor becomes perpendicular to the angle you shoot it at and the power will, of course, affect the size of the parabola. You can pretty easily calculate where a boomerang will go if you just visualize its path in the air as a tilted arc.
You know when you look at how GaLm and chilled actually met, they were doing Halo machinima and didn't think much of each other to the point where Chilled deleted GaLm's gamertag to get back storage. Pretty interesting they became such great friends some years later
if relationship is a flight than engagement would be just flying a little higher, you can still break up at any point, but you will fall from a higher altitude thus taking more damage...
*Shower thought:* If Chilly's already married to Martha, and he gets married with Jess, does that make him a Mormon? With his love of Ze the Mormon.... o.O
Honestly, there are things way more OP than the Nuke. I'm only lvl 83, but I've shot with all weapons since I have Maxed out Luck, and gotten over 2000 supply chests so far. And my favorite weapon is the Sausage. It's like a Rainbow but explodes instead. Favorite thing to do with it is when a circle bumper spawns inside someone, I go inside too, pop a shield, then use the sausage inside the bumper, it's an absolute massacre.
0:35 You forgot Chew "Lift with your legs not your Bacca" and YoDawgs gym we must go to. And you call yourself a Swole Wars fan. Disappointed Chilled. Disappointed.
Weapon idea: Acid Rain It would basically act like a quicksand-rain hybrid, an airstrike weapon where it would have a toxic cloud set above the landing site and drop out green raindrops, each of which would disintegrate a small piece of land. However much damage, I dunno. :/
If Anyone Wanted To Know You Can Damage People With Shields(Item) Using These Weapons: - Shank, Dagger, Sword - Partition, Division - Laser Beam, Great Beam, Ultra Beam, Master Beam - Earthquake, Megaquake - Ringer, Heavy Ringer, Olympic Ringer - Shockwave, Sonic Pulse
found this on craiglist Chilly Willy? Is your Willy still chilly and needs to be thawed out? If so stop by for a relaxing massage and leave Willy up to me!
What do you call someone who sells them self for spaghetti? A pasta-tute. (or chilled) yeah I was the one who made that joke and I'm kidding lol chilled forgive me
I loved Chad Vader! The guys that made that show aren't doing so hot nowadays. You should look them up and give them some support if you like them. Blame society films.
THE VIDEO IS FINALLY HD!!!!!!! PRAISE RUclips!
That's youtube for ya. always being a butt.
I hope it fixes too. Good luck to you
It does that sometimes, but usually only on the first 5 minutes, not sure why it is like this after 30 minutes.
Feels like 2012 again
CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) its good
Ah, this seems like a good video to clean my cannon to.
That's right, I'm gonna keep rolling with the tank jokes and euphemisms, try and stop me in my tracks.
Would I keep doing this forever if I was that clever? I Sherwood.
But I don't plan on stopping just yet, there armor jokes in the reserves.
Sir Bronze Thighs, Crusade Master I tank you for your puns
As someone who was engaged, she left me completely for another guy, I just called it her leaving me :(
Yeah your lucky at least she wasn’t a *guy*
0:50
Smarty: I’m not even mad that I got soaked in water
Tom: That’s not water
Everyone: Kinky (Lenny face)
10:46 My most proudest moment in the game ever. It may not have been Chilled but at least galm was out of the picture.
Ben Swollo, Quai Gon Gym and Emperor Palprotein was great
"Because my name has six letters in it." Umm... About that...
"We must kill them now! Are you with me, Honey?"
*Explosion*
"No."
Now this is a story all bout how the force got flipped turned upside down now I’ll like to take a minute right before your eyes to tell you all the tale of Darth Plageuis the wise
You can tell Chilled wants to become Ben Swolo, but he'll ever only be like Jar Jar Binks.
Savage
More like Jar Jar Kinks
Too far man, too far.
You mean Darth Jar Jar the most powerful sith lord
“Why don’t you just cut that thread” 😂😂
It’s so adorable that chilled can’t stop saying he is engaged. He is so damn happy. 😀
I love how excited he is about being engaged it's just too cute ;-;
Perk #1 of watching videos as soon as they're uploaded: Enjoying that dazzling 360p quality only found today in low budget porn and the trash bin! I'm glad RUclips understands the nuance of enjoying content at 360p.
15:53 "so I can fuck up twice." Chilled I uh... I uh... wouldn't test that theory. To put into Shellshock terms, if you fucked up twice, Jess would be 4 lv 100 players and you would be the last man standing at lv 3
The most damage that smarty will ever do, ever
Ravioli, ravioli, don't fuck the Ze... at least not *_too_* hard.
I wouldn’t worry too much, I hear too many stories about wet noodles.
Chilled doesn't know how to fuck Ze softly
You didn’t mention the ravioli...
Toms logic and using the earthquake on ze: I have a 2x above me and chilled is going for ze... hmmm maybe I should not use the 2x and kill ze instead of doing more dmg with chilled so we both waste a turn!
The rule behind how many fuckups are allowed in relationships based upon Ze and Chilled's words.
*Dating:* You're half a fuckup.
*Actually in the relationship:* 1 fuckup
*Engaged:* 2 fuckups
*Married:* 3 fuckups
16:43 is the best quote
2:10 colonel failure, is that you?
"Oh Satan! I'm in a marriage don't do this to me" 😂
I'm so glad that Chilled drinks Diet Pepsi! I'm so tired of feeling like the only person in the world who drinks them! 😂😂
Chilled i found your concersation on engagement so funny! Mainly because I was engaged, broke it off and we stayed dating, then finally broke up with him all together! So there are layers it seems at least in my case.
Tom's logic is impeccable.
Chilled, think of the boomerang as if the parabola is tilted. The floor becomes perpendicular to the angle you shoot it at and the power will, of course, affect the size of the parabola. You can pretty easily calculate where a boomerang will go if you just visualize its path in the air as a tilted arc.
Chilled, you guys should do some more games with lvl 100 people, that was awesome!
You know when you look at how GaLm and chilled actually met, they were doing Halo machinima and didn't think much of each other to the point where Chilled deleted GaLm's gamertag to get back storage. Pretty interesting they became such great friends some years later
Chilled mentioning Star Wars memes? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
The downside of watching shellshock videos....I KEEP GOING AFTER THE GOD DAMN GEARS!!
5:08 Actually, Chilled, you have SEVEN letters in your name.
Chilled: if only Ze was here, he would tell me what to do
Ze's obliterated corpse: Ow...
If negative scores were a thing, John and Ze would be so far in the hole that a bulger couldn't help them.
i definitely prefer free for all. Creates all these lovely betrayals and alliances.
I am so early that this still wasn't in my sub box and the max quality was 360p
Firered33 same
It still is 360p
Omfg grade A idea. Galm gets you a bouncy ball for the wedding
Is this only going up to 360p for everyone else too?
David Hall its a new vid dawg
I bought this game because of you :) First 16 games and I won 14 of them. I might be better than expected. My rank is 467,319 XD
if relationship is a flight than engagement would be just flying a little higher, you can still break up at any point, but you will fall from a higher altitude thus taking more damage...
We went from no mustache to mustache in the blink of a transition. That threw me off
*Shower thought:* If Chilly's already married to Martha, and he gets married with Jess, does that make him a Mormon? With his love of Ze the Mormon.... o.O
When youtube says "Fuck you today Chilled" and puts the vid in 360p.
10:05 DALE ALMOST SHITTED HIMSELF
1080p60 takes time to load with RUclips. It loaded for me after a half an hour.
K I'm done, before Gilgamesh used that blue circle thing, I specifically guess he would get both of em, lol
Tank wife... pretty sure there's a dating sim like that.
Great video keep up the great work chilled 😄😊👍
7:18
Chilled, were you trying to say Dormammu?
7:07 because smarty youre generally the least threatening enemy
Hey good for smarty on that shot
He doesn't get many of those
"Why don't you cut that thread"
7:43 how did that heavy ringer do damage?
ARE YOU GOMMA GET THE NUKE THIS EPISODE? ITS BEEN TEN YEARS.
Honestly, there are things way more OP than the Nuke. I'm only lvl 83, but I've shot with all weapons since I have Maxed out Luck, and gotten over 2000 supply chests so far. And my favorite weapon is the Sausage. It's like a Rainbow but explodes instead. Favorite thing to do with it is when a circle bumper spawns inside someone, I go inside too, pop a shield, then use the sausage inside the bumper, it's an absolute massacre.
0:35 You forgot Chew "Lift with your legs not your Bacca" and YoDawgs gym we must go to. And you call yourself a Swole Wars fan. Disappointed Chilled. Disappointed.
Lazy Ninja Chilled should be ashamed of himself.
Ralph Ising Chilled is Jar Jar. He should be ashamed.
someone needs to force choke Chilled
+Chaos Man Force fuck him*
MrFredstt No, cuz he might like that...
Weapon idea: Acid Rain
It would basically act like a quicksand-rain hybrid, an airstrike weapon where it would have a toxic cloud set above the landing site and drop out green raindrops, each of which would disintegrate a small piece of land.
However much damage, I dunno. :/
attack on chilly *insert AOT OP here*
2:07 Michael Scott? Hello?
Tank Wife? Is Jess a tank now, or did Martha turn into a tank to have revenge?
10:43 GaLm got rekt.
Is it weird that as soon as Chilled chose “kittens” at 10.57 an Instagram page called “kittens nation” followed me like the second he clicked it?
If Anyone Wanted To Know You Can Damage People With Shields(Item) Using These Weapons:
- Shank, Dagger, Sword
- Partition, Division
- Laser Beam, Great Beam, Ultra Beam, Master Beam
- Earthquake, Megaquake
- Ringer, Heavy Ringer, Olympic Ringer
- Shockwave, Sonic Pulse
9:18 someone knows the name of that piano song? i love it
Anyone else here want Chilled to make an album of cover songs after this video. no just me....okay.
So...the last Shellshock video mentioned a tank tinder and this one mentioned a tank wife. Coincidence, or did two tanks truly find love?
how did chilled hit that shot at 7:43
They should make a sillyball game mode. or is it bouncy ball?
chilled you're just engaged and already have the dad stach? for shame! lol
Admiral Squat bar
The Amount of Shellshocked IS TOOOOOOO DAMN HHIGGGGHH!
I thought he said protection instead of precaution and when I think protection I think condoms
What's that song that was playing when Galm killed Dale?
Chilled, were you drinking a diet Pepsi?! After all the talk about Coke?!
Chilled? is Derpcraft coming out after minecraft update Aquatic
if it is please tell everyone
Does anyone know the name of the piano/orchestral piece chilled uses?
8:00 wasn't this game already posted a while ago?
found this on craiglist
Chilly Willy?
Is your Willy still chilly and needs to be thawed out? If so stop by for a relaxing massage and leave Willy up to me!
who's doing the thawing 😣
Another episode of Colony Survival?
"SATAN!!?!"
0:57 It’s not piss as well...
Does chilled use a ruler???
360p squad guys!
That feeling when it's still 360p after 20 minutes
Midget2014 the feeling... one of deep despair.... like under a mile of ice, cold, dark, silent... no one should feel this pain...
One hour shellshock vid?
Tanking the engagement
Betrayal is key to being friendly
You will understand soon
What do you call someone who sells them self for spaghetti? A pasta-tute. (or chilled) yeah I was the one who made that joke and I'm kidding lol chilled forgive me
What editing software does he use?
You have heard of Ben Swolo Qui gone gym, but have you heard of Yoga?
I loved Chad Vader! The guys that made that show aren't doing so hot nowadays. You should look them up and give them some support if you like them. Blame society films.
I feel like Chilled is poly, he just seems like he would be okay with multipe lovers. *though in reality, I'm just seeing things that aren't there*
Pretty awkward listening to Ghost Division then watching Tom and Smarty derp in the first round.
I keep trying to get the gears...
Last time I was this early, Alsace Lorraine was still a part of Germany
They've added BRO-da to that list.
Chilled why does it always take so long for you to aim, THEN you suddenly aim the whole way at once?
*NUKE NOT LOCATED*
Praise be to Yevon
Erick Grayson fable?
skoony FFX
damn thats right, i knew it sounded familiar just couldn't place it
Am I the only one that would like to see the derp crew vs kyrsp33dy’s crew?
360p I thought I knew you man im disappoint
Remember when the Travelers/Scavengers were amazing? When they hardly spread out that fast.
U have 7 chilled